>lose video game match
>teammate: "can't win with this shit team"
Why won't people take it easy?
People like that are always the one at the bottom going -3/300 too. Very rarely are they near the top. If they get all pissy I just try to piss them off more until they leave. Works pretty well.
>he plays competitive videogames for losing
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ILK YOU FUCKING "I PLAY FOR FUN" WEEABOO
>>337277598
Same reason that loli is always so smug, taking it hard is much more exhilarating.
>lose video game match
>teammate: "can't win with this shit team"
Teammate score 3 kills 15 deaths 0 assist
Team all have postive K/D scores.
>>337277598
mfw I say this every time we lose
mfw Im at the top of the scoreboard so nobody can say shit
>>337277598
>l play to lose xD
Fucking kill yourself
>>337277598
It usually takes me at least two consecutive losses to start getting upset. Depending on the game I'd simply leave if my team is shit.
Too bad you get penalized for doing it in Overwatch, but I had a few occasions my teams were so bad I just left (and it was a beta anyway).
>losing bad
>best player on the team says "team too heavy"
>>337277598
"The only constant to your shit teams is you."
>>337277598
Why is that smug loli wearing the pope's hat?
>>337277598
>>teammate: "can't win with this shit team"
>half the team did better than he did
>that guy who is absolutely stomping everyone but his team is still losing
>>337277598
>overwatch
>kill 4 of 6 of the enemy team who were defending the point
>5th guy kills me, I go to spectate
>my entire team is still hiding behind a wall near spawn
>Lose
>Team member types "gg wp" in all chat
>Types "god you are all so fucking bad please uninstall and kill yourselves" into team chat
>>337277598
>smug anime weeb cucks
Why won't people like this just die?
>MVP by far
>call out shit team for being shit, regardless if i win or lose
>people get mad
You can start talking shit when you get fucking good.
>>337281689
dumb frogposter
>>337281914
dumb anon poster
>>337281817
>animeshitter fantasizes about a reality where's he's good at videogames and talks down to other people
The only thing you're good at is holding the ctrl button on VN "games", faglord
>>337277598
>why won't people stop posting anime girls
>Rocket League
>Low ranked game
>All of us probably have ten hours in the game max
>One faggot talking shit to everyone on both teams relentlessly
Fucking twinks
>>337282031
I don't even watch anime, but I use anime avatars specifically because it pisses people off.
I love being at the top of the scoreboard talking shit and seeing people get mad at my anime avatars.
>>337278856
>what is kill steal
It's usually equally their fault that they lost.
Learn to carry
>>337281748
>why is there anime on an anime imageboard?
>>337281748
Because you give us attention, retard.
>>337281275
that's me
fuk u if you suck at games, go play mario land or something
>>337277598
>Mfw I play FPS games with a friend on skype
>Mfw friend goes apeshit when we lose
>Always argues with a guy online
People take vidya way too seriously.
>playing team based games
>>337281275
>being that guy who is absolutely stomping everyone but my team is still losing
>>337282378
>tumblr gif
I'll cut you up
>>337282583
Nigga chill, got it on google image search.
>Suck shit
>Hope team mates don't notice
>Look at rankings at end of the match
>Did better than expected
>Gets absolutely destroyed by the enemy team
>Their top player decides to switch sides
>Your team starts winning
>>337282287
>what is 0 assist
>top of the scoreboard by far
>we lose anyway
>fucking shit team can't carry these faggots
alternatively
>top of the scoreboard by far
>we win
>get carried noobs, all me, ez game
I live for the shit talk.
>twice the score of anyone else in the match
>team still fucking loses
Fucking HOW?
On that note, what are some good shooters with a FFA mode?
>playing with husband and wife on overwatch
>he tanks, she heals
>both are shit at their roles but he lays into her about being bad at healing
>this continues whole game
Thankfully we were in a party.
>>337277598
This is why I only play single player gamescompetitively
>>337283431
None because ffa is a shit mode by concept
>Team wins
>Guy that carried that hasn't said a word all game says "Good job guys"
>That friend that talks endless shit even when you're stomping his ass into the dirt
Jesus Christ dude we are 17-3 in SF5, just give it a fucking break already
>>337282336
>plays team game
>expects people someone to do all the work for him
The concept of "you are the only constant" and "carry" is fucking cancer. If I wanted to play single player games I'd just play single player games.
>>337284016
>that friend that always makes excuses for why he lost and would've otherwise won
This isn't a dick-measuring contest. I'm not keeping a permanent record of your losses man. For fuck's sake. You're not going to impress me with your skill. I know damn well how much you suck and I've served as a personal witness to a vast number of your fuck ups.
>>337278765
n-naizuri?
>losing
>change entire team to Heavy
>enemy team becomes entirely Sniper
>glorious steamroll
>tripfags aren't good at games
>drawfags aren't good at games
>tripfag/drawfag posse aren't good at games
Could ragtag /v/ teams stomp a /vg/ circlejerk teams at every game?
>>337286418
depends on the general
>>337283908
>play overwatch as Lucio
>team Reinhardt literally carries the game and spends 95 percent of the match on fire
>"Hey, good jub Luc, couldn't have done it without the heals."
You could have bro, but I appreciate the nice words.
>>337286536
/vg/ is basically /soc/ where they replace area code, fetish or whatever with games people enjoy in common.
>Team scrambled
>Top player has a score gap of nearly 50% of the second player
>"GG got scrambled to the shit team"
>>337286418I'm a drawfag and I was ~5.6k mmr in dota when I quit.
>>337285071
Fucking this.
>I have a wife, a job, I'm trying to get back into college, I have a home to take care of, I can't play games for more than an hour or two until the weekend
>Friend plays games all day every day, every single day, without fail
>"god anon you're so bad at games because you can't beat me"
>Oh you know I beat Wonderful 101 and Bayo 2 on the hardest difficulties and got pure platinum all the way through
>But because I lose the occasional Smash match I suck
>Meanwhile he can't play anything single player to save his life
When will this meme of "people who play single player games suck at vidya" end?
>>337281275
>stomping enemy but we still lose
>shittiest person on team is the only person raging post game
>>337286856
When they start winning at MP games and can prove otherwise.
>>337286967
Considering I stomp his fucking ass into the dirt in every single fighting game we play, I think I'm allowed to lose a few Smash matches.
>losing
>no one says anything relevant
>winning
>no one says anything relevant
>balanced match
>no one says anything relevant
TF2: Euro servers
When they aren't silent, it's usually
>new kids being new
>poor kids begging
>anime avatar dude being a bitch
>anime avatar dude being pretty cool and very gay
>enjoy co-oping with buds and having a good time
>buds only want to play competitive team games
>everyone always ends up irritated at best by the time we're done because of shit like OP
>end up playing games alone and browsing /v/
>Feel like I'm playing terribly
>Check the rankings
>Top of the scoreboard on my team
I never can tell if that means I'm being too hard on myself or if my teammates are just doing so much worse.
>>337286606
Similar thing happened to me when I was playing Mercy one game. We had a level 42 Reaper just decimating the enemy team, it got to the point where I just started pocket healing him and used my ult whenever he died, which was like once that whole match.
It seems like everyone who plays MOBAs has this mentality that they're good at the game and every time their team loses all three players believe it's the fault of the other two and they did great
>>337287295
>That one friend who gets super competitive and argumentative to the point where we get concerned
>We can't play anything but co-op because if we go off against each other he can't deal with losing and turns into a screeching ape that throws his controller
>Even on a good day we argue to the point where none of us will talk for a few days
f..f..friendship
>team is doing so bad that you're getting spawn camped
>everyone's cowering instead of just going HAM
Why do people feel the need to drag out one-sided matches instead of just getting them over with and having a little fun while they're at it?
>>337278765
Is this fuckin steam?
>>337285370
"rubbing against nothing"
>>337277598
same you
>>337288248
Fucking Jesus Christ this, I'm so fucking tired of this from one of my jackass friends, it's why I haven't touched HotS for almost three months
>Main Support (specifically, Morales)
>Do my fucking job
>My job is to heal and protect
>Friend does not play in sync with me, he also wants to be the support (Uther) because it's a character he likes (to be fair I play Morales because I fucking love Starcraft, and the medics are my favorite unit)
>Does not play him as a support
>Tries to solo lanes with Uther
>Tries to solo groups of people with Uther
>Always at the bottom of the scoreboard with like 10+ deaths
>Meanwhile I'm always sitting at the top with the highest support score and contributing the most XP to the game
>"Jesus fucking Christ anon you need to learn how to play, you have no idea what you're doing and just getting lucky"
>shit team doesnt listen to you the whole game
>always that one dude bro stoner voice guy "chill dude its just a video game"
Then quit fucking playing and go smoke some more weed i don't give a fuck if you don't want to win but i do.
>If you are better than me you are a no life tryhard if you are worse than me then you suck and should git gud
Such is life
>>337277598
when I'm playing alone I become a sweaty tryhard, but if there's a single other friend in the server I immediately start fucking around
>>337288801
>Years ago
>Finally got internet (lived in the country)
>Got addicted to playing Halo Reach online
>Can't play for fucking shit and get my ass handed to me when I'm playing solo
>When I'm with friends and talking mad shit into the mic, the maddest shit, shit that doesn't even make any fucking sense and I'm just shouting retarded shit like a faggot, I'm at the top of the game with almost no deaths
>Ended up becoming friends with a few of the people in that match (fucking somehow) that I'm still friends with to this day
I don't fucking know man
> Playing medal of honour on ps1 with cousin back in the day
> Starts off light hearted with small jabs at each other
> Suddenly he gets passive aggressive and makes snarky comments every time he kills me
> Go quiet and embrace the awkwardness
>opposing team gets crushed
>our team says "gg"
>they say nothing back and leave immediately
>>337281275
>be that guy
>still have fun and don't complain
Why is this so hard for some people?
>Play pvp 4vs4
>Loose
>All teammembers say "gg" (except for me, im not a fag to gg 'em if we lost)
>Enemy team says nothing
>>337281275
Better commend their ass.
>>337277598
Stop playing shit games
>>337290874
>Loose
>>337292539
why is she making that weird face
>>337277598
Takin' it easy..
Takin' it easy!
TAKIN' IT EASY OP YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS
>>337290874
>im not a fag to gg 'em if we lost)
Bad sport
>goes 0 and 26
>got lucky my team sucks
>>337293045
now yer gettin' it
>>337285071
>beat friend in street fighter
>"My controller is so shit! I was blocking there, but the game decided 'Nope!'"
>"I didn't mean to put in that command!"
>"The buttons aren't working!"
>>337277598
>Why won't people take it easy?
Sometimes the team you are on is so shitty that you can't even really play.
Competition brings out the worst in people. If you ever want to see someone's true face then do something competitive together with them. Then you'll know.
