What was the old one?
More like there's no players who like it anymore lmao
>>337272669
Please understand
It's just a marketing line that will evaporate in few months. No need to treat it like a company mantra.
>>337272523
Not bad
>>337272669
Also wondering this. Everyone knows Valve's and Sony's slogans but Nintendos?
Noa's marketers are power trippin' hard since Iwata left. This shit is like rotten 90's cheese.
>>337272781
>>337272917
Sony: #4...the...gamers...wow...
Xbox: ???
Valve: open your wallets
Nintendo: previous one was "Wii would like to play"
>>337272669
You got the touch
>>337272917
I know Sony had '4 THE GAMERS' and 'GREATNESS AWAITS', but what did Valve have?
Awful. Sounds terrible when you say it out loud. Like engrish or something.
>>337273097
Also don't forget "live in your world, play in ours"
>>337273196
>Half Life 3
>2014
>>337273172
This
When I told my roommate he looked at me really confused for a second
Then asked how I got my keys back.
>>337273042
>Xbox: ???
"I made a huge mistake"
>>337272781
KEK
>>337272669
PLAY IT LOUD
>>337272781
Top kek!
Looks like a pizza logo.
Wish they'd just push Leave Luck To Heaven more publicly, it's so bitchin'.
>>337273042
>Xbox: ???
I know the Xbox 360 tagline was "Jump in"
>>337273806
with the way they're going they're going to need all the luck they can get tb.h f a m
>>337273508
THAT MEAT IS RARE
>>337272523
That's true. I don't know any other company that censors M-rated games.
>>337272669
WELL YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO DO THINGS RIGHT
GOT THE POWER TO GO BACK AND WIN
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER - NINTENDO POWER
>>337273042
>>337273936
Xbox One's to my knoweldge was
>Jump Ahead
At least that's what they used last E3.
>There's no play like it
Yeah, probably because Nintendo is retarded and still thinks people like motion controls for their video games.
>>337274380
Isn't that from the satellite commercial?
>>337274550
There's no play like it
Because they're fucking gooks and that's how gooks talk
CHING CHONG PING PING
>>337272523
Yeah, because while Nintendo focuses gimmicks not even they use effectively in their games other companies are working on good games
>>337272669
Hitler did nothing wrong
Hah nice ninty. First step to the comeback. Do you feel it sonyfags? Are you anxious?
>>337272523
It's a play on "there's nothing like it" right?
>>337272523
How long before Nintendo try to reanimate their dead executives who knew what they were doing?
>>337272781
Better version: "There's No Players Left"
>>337274837
it's a slightly literal translation of an old japanese phrase that actually means "there's nothing like scamming retards out of their money".
>>337274720
> anxious for 32nx
>>337272669
Down with the bitches and hoes
>>337272669
My body is ready
Thank god there are physical buttons on NX
>>337274774
>no e
>>337272523
more like "THERE'S NOTHING TO PLAY ON IT"
>>337275073
>playstation
Lol
>>337275047
>it's a slightly literal translation of an old japanese phrase that actually means "there's nothing like scamming retards out of their money".
when translated back to japanese it is
>偉大さを待ちます
Translate it back to English it is
>Greatness Awaits
Those sly japanese
>>337272843
underrated/10
>>337274837
Yes, but it sounds like awkward English translations.
Play, in this sense, is not a fucking noun.
do something like "Play Like No Other"
Or shit, "Let's Play Nintendo", considering they're removing the Wii and (3)DS brands from stores, replacing it with "Nintendo".
>>337272781
oh haha you are so funny Kevin
>faggot I'm sitting behind you in class
I can see your monitor you faggot
There's no play like itbecause it has no games
>>337272669
leave cuck to heaven
>all of these NeoGaf tier edits
Jesus, at least make it funny.
>>337275310
pics or it didn't happen
>>337275198
how do you spell his last name?
>>337273196
>half life 3
>(2014)
>>337275198
are you blind?
Looking forward to the juicy edits
>>337275398
LOOK EVERYONE, HE DID IT AGAIN.
HE POSTED KEK, LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO FIT IN WITH US. HE'S JUST A KEK TRYING TO KEK AROUND WITH A "KEK" "KEK" HERE AND EVERYWHERE.
LOOK, HE SAID IT AGAIN. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT, KEK AGAIN. KEK AGAIN HE DID IT AGAIN. GETTING KEKED IS HIS WORD TO GO TO, HE IS LITERALLY KEKING ANY OTHER WORD HE CAN USE BUT HE SAYS KEK INSTEAD. KEK.
>>337272781
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>337275664
buttmad?
>you will never be this mad on the Internet
>>337275664
Woah, word filter.
Nice.
>>337275664
Autism.
>>337272669
Some consoles have had slogans but I don't think they ever had a company-wide one
>>337275664
Cuck
>>337272669
>Note to self: Come up with new slogan.
>>337272669
Its okay when nintendo does it.
>>337275991
DS campaign was "TOUCH ME" and I think Wii was "Wii want to play"?
They're not trying to copy Microsoft's Metro shit, are they?
>>337276437
Yea that was what I was saying, consoles, not for the whole company.
N64 had Get N or get out, I think
>>337272523
1,000,000 hours in mspaint.
>>337272523
What the fuck does that even mean
>>337272781
Too wordy to be funny.
>>337272669
Nintendon't.
>>337275664
Cuck cuck KEK
>>337276608
They worth it
>>337276674
It's a very awkward play on "There's no place like it"
>>337272523
>>337272523
It's a play on "there is no place like home", obviously the console version of the NX will be called the Nintendo home.
They are gonna advertize Zelda as "there is no adventure like it".
>>337277254
There's no play like home.
So this confirms that the NX is a fucking gimmick machine, right?
>>337275664
kill yourself
>>337277064
The word ‘cuck’ gets used a lot lately.
Many people have taken a try at describing the phenomenon, but I think all existing descriptions of ‘cuck’ miss why the point and the power of the word.
They miss why ‘cuck’ is not merely a modern ‘faggot’ or ‘hippy,’ but actually something much stronger. The perfect description for a modern epidemic that is destroying our nations, our societies, and our souls.
The term cuckold itself comes from the cuckoo bird: a bird that is a brood parasite. The cuckoo bird lays its eggs in the nests of other birds. Once the egg hatches, the young cuckoo will swiftly destroy or eat most or all of the nest’s original inhabitants. The parents of these murdered young who come back to a nest with a baby cuckoo in it will ignore the carnage, and dutifully raise the young cuckoo as if it is their own chick. Indeed, because cuckoos are often much larger than the birds whose nests they parasitize, it is possible for cucked parents to literally starve as they struggle to provide for the murderer of their real children.
In this context, it is easy to see just why ‘cuck’ is absolutely appropriate to a certain breed of today’s politicians. A cuck politician is a cuck when he or she takes pleasure in his nation’s people being cheated on. He gains political standing and a sense of moral superiority when he allows poor little cuckoo birds to roost in his nations cities and towns. A cuck politician is also a cuck because he knows that if he were ever to act against the cuckoos in his midst, he would invite disaster. Riots, terrorism, beheadings… And, of course, the approbation of his fellows cucks.
And our nations ARE run by cucks. Let there be no doubt about it. Cucks in both senses of the word: they refuse to recognize their enemy, and they can great pleasure in siding with him against their own countrymen.
Cuckoldry has become an entire mindset. The modern cuck is not a cuck only in one circumstance, but in ALL circumstances.
>>337277554
Ehm, i was checking the word filter anon but thanks for the info anyway
>>337277421
100%
>The Nintendo "It"
Seriously Nintendo? Is that the NX's real name?
Testing something.
cuck cuck
>>337278341
The new Nintendo system will go by "xir" you shitlord.
>>337278341
The Nintendo IT is LIT
The NIT
LIT THE NIT
Woah Nintendo, thats going too far
It looks like the IGN logo.
>>337272983
Nice anon! You made Sony's slogan!
>>337272523
So does this confirm that the NX will have actual buttons? I like that Nintendo have been consistent with their nonsensical BAYX layout for well over 20 years.
>>337272669
now you're playing with power?
>>337279710
>nonsensical BAYX
How is Xbox layout more sensical? Oh right, because you growth up with a fucking xturd.
>>337279374
Silly anon, that's the nintendo controller layout.
>>337279813
I grew up with the SNES, Genesis, N64 and Playstation. The layout never made sense to my autism because its backwards alphabetically. Also macroshaft stole that layout from the Sega Dreamcast.
>>337279710
Well...maybe, nice guess anon.
>>337279271
good job
>>337275435
Banks.
>>337272523
this is an anagram for retail nip shekel toy
>>337280246
Holy shit. Its true.
Requesting one about censorship.
>>337272523
>80s: Now you're playing with power
>90s: Play it loud
>mid 90s: Get N or get out
>00s: Who are you?
>mid 00s: Wii would like to play
>10s: My body is ready or Please understand
I still say my favorites was Sony's with the PS2. "Live in your world, play in ours" especially with the use of the buttons.
>>337273806
They probably heard Westerners like it so they decided it must be trash
>>337273806
no religion, NoA is retarded
>>337273058
You got the power.
YEAH
>>337281552
But will it play my Call of Dutys?
>>337277725
>>337272669
It's so bad.
>>337272781
>>337273006
>>337273465
>>337273625
>>337275036
>>337275709
>>337276795
NOT... FUCKING... FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
>No Play
Well, they're right
>>337272669
Wii would like to play, I think
>>337272669
Leave luck to heaven
>>337272669
Show me your moves
>>337279892
Considering how much Sony steals from Nintendo...
>>337279892
No. Wii dildo up the ass is the layout.
>>337285408
10/10
>>337273806
Couldn't it just be morphed to something like:
"Games to Love"
Or something?
>>337272523
Better than greatness awaits. Still waiting by the way.
>>337287026
Only good one in this thread.
>>337287026
>>337287210
Shameless samefag.
>>337284404
>>337272523
I don't get it
>>337287597
>inb4 shopped
>>337287718
Shopped
>>337276608
Literally /v/
So Nintendo is giving up on video games and entering the theater business?
>>337272781
>>337272523
morel ike there's nothing TO play
>>337273042
No, it's "We would rike to pray."
>>337275664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UydqWS01g
>>337277725
>>337287473
The irony here is that the NX actually has 0 games currently.
>>337272843
>>337288672
It has DQ11 and Zelda, nigger
Nothing will ever beat "SEGA does what Nintendon't"
>>337272523
This honestly sounds like shit and doesn't roll very well
Any alternatives?
>That fucking jingle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWt_tzUGCfQ
>>337272523
I wonder how much samefagging is in this thread
>>337272843
>>337277554
I need everyone else to know that the word Cuckhold does not come from the coocoo bird
>>337289754
>They're still trying to market to kids
Don't they know that all that kids care about are Five Nights at Freddy's Minecraft porn let's plays? If you asked 100 kids not one of them would have a wii u or 2/3ds.
>>337288880
So two ports?
>>337288880
>Zelda
in 2019 just in time for the new release for Nintendo Next Console.
>>337290778
Yeah sure let's just advertise this big blocky cheap mario handheld to adults
>>337273042
No, Sony is: wait for greatness
>>337275073
>Buttons aren't the X Triangle Square and Circle
7/10 could be better
>>337272669
>Company Slogans:
Too Much Fun
Who Are You?
Play It Loud!
The Best Play Here
>System Slogans:
Now you're playing with power!
Now you're playing with power; SUPER POWER!
Now you're playing with power; PORTABLE POWER!
3-D game for a 3-D World.
Get N or Get Out
Born to Play, GameCube.
Touching is Good (which I wish they'd remember)
Wii Would Like to Play
How U will play next
>True Slogans:
Nintendon't
Blow Me (as in blow inside the carts)
It's so Bad
It's okay when Nintendoes it
Hitler did nothing wrong
Touching is Bad m'kay?
Please Understand
Just play the god-damned mother fucking game
RPG's and Story-based games suck, here's another Mario
We got away with it
Market Manipulation & Price Fixing is a legitimate Marketing Strategy
Fuck the Laws, we're The BIG N.
>>337292432
Shut the fuck up... or else...
>>337277725
Surely you mean Wii U, since it's being dropped like hot shit in the middle of a console gen.
>>337272523
Holy fuck that sucks reggie's peanut balls.
>>337292881
Lol sonyggers get so triggered by their nogamestation4
Their slogan should just be "ahh shit we forgot the games again"
>>337288880
On PS4 and 3DS
On Wii U
NX has no games.
>>337292950
It's OK nintenyearold maybe one day NX will have games.
>>337272523
you fucking morons. nintendo originally was a playing card company. thats it. thats all the meaning there is to the slogan. that's why it looks like a white card with a 4 on it, its a parallel to a controller.
