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Cheers love, the cavalry's here!
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>>337247145
>Ugly
>Wears obnoxious stupid goggles
>Just about the most disgusting accent that exists

Why do people like her? I just don't get it.
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>>337247826
You have clearly never played her
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>>337247826

>he doesn't get it
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>>337247967
I don't get it, pls spoonfeed me
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>>337247729
Literally the first Reply to an Overwatch thread is Porn with tracer and futa Widowmaker
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>>337247145
Tracer is super cute and waifu material, but Mercy is superior in every way
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>Calls herself the cavalry
>Doesn't ride a horse

How retarded can you get
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London
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>>337248134
I just enjoy playing with Tracer a lot more.

Plus that fucking British accent.
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>>337247729
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>>337248134
Old hag
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>>337247145
How much does Blizzard pay you to shill this game on here all the fucking time?

Or are you people genuinely retarded and think it's acceptable to make worthless threads like this one when there's a number of OW threads already up?
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>>337249102
Yeah, the second one.
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I like how one voice command in TF2 has more voice lines than an entire OW character.
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>>337248035
Are you surprised?
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>>337247729
Why do western artists love anal so much.
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Literally nobody in England talks like that or has that accent.
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>>337249775
They sticking their stuffs into a pile of shit
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>>337249372
There is no way anybody who played Overwatch would think that.
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>>337249372
I like how the voice commands in OW have more substance than those in TF2
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>>337249812
thank you, holy shit I thought i was going crazy
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>>337249775
because they are so cucked they will ever have it.
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>>337249372
I like how voice lines in OW are actually interesting.
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>>337249984
lmao, nice try
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>>337247145

I hope Americans don't think that British people actually speak like this
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>>337247729
>Porn on the front page of /v/ for over 20 minutes
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>>337247145
Its "cavalary" you dumb fuck
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>>337249812
And you think Scandinavian people talk that fake accent like Tor-Björn don't you?
Well congratulations, you are fucking retard.
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>>337250149
>die die die
Sure, mate.
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>>337250232
Mods are fapping.
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>>337250232
wow never seen that before
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I liked the part where we could see inside the pyro's mind, she enjoys killing so much he sees it as its happy place.
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>>337247145
YA EVA GIT TH'A FEELUN A DAY-SHA-VU?
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>>337247145
Widowmaker kicked her ass, embarassed her, and had her in the position where she could have easily killed her if she wanted to. Not to mention Tracer was a cuck who defended her robot AI slavers but still failed and allowed them to be killed.

Too bad this shit game won't have a campaign or actual plot, because her redemption story would be much more interesting than generic multiplayer shit.
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>>337247145
As a Brit, I get triggered by her fucking voice so bad. Not because because of the poor accent, but because of how robotic she sounds. Literally every line she says makes it sound like the VA is trying trying way to hard to come across as cute.
>Teeheee last one there's a rotten egg!
Fuck off

And it's weird because all the other VA do a good job. Torbjorn especially.
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>>337249812
>>337250013
>>337250191
>>337250257
>>337250936
>>337251070

The world could always use more heroes.
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>>337251305
>.gif
>>/tumblr/
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>>337251379
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>>337251690
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>2 weeks
REEEEEEE
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>>337247729
Nicely done mods
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>>337249019

>37
>old

Jesus christ..
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>>337247145

How do you fuck up a character's voice this hard.
NO ONE in England talks like that.
Fucking NO ONE.
Fucking murricans.
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>chinks cosplaying gooks
>still a better girl than bintbong
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>post yfw she doesn't have her freckles in the latest videos
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I like how mr. Newell broke Blizzard with one single move. Wonder if anyone from Blizzard commited suicide after Dota fiasco. These whole Heartstone/Hots/Overwatch things look like beta-style desperate attempts to be loved again. Like calling your ex crying the day after you broke up. "I l-l-ove you-u, l-look I have cuties in my new g-game! L-love me back again pleaassee!".
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>>337252279
>mfw
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>>337252150

Well a solid 90% of this site is teenagers so not hard to see them seeing a 37 year old as old.
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>>337249775
The west loves poop.
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>tfw Tracer is the only balanced, skillful and fun hero in the game
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>>337250346
As resident of cucksville Sweden, Torbjörns accent pisses me off so fucking much

It's like making an Irishman sound british
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>>337252279
It's still there, it's very light.
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>>337247729
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>>337252672
wut?
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>>337252242
>chinks cosplaying gooks
literally the same thing
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>>337249775
Anal is the forbidden fruit. Vaginal gets boring to those who've actually had sex.
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Is Bastion a girl robot or a boy robot?
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>>337253665
he's a trans like the shitty looking color wheel like used as the background of your image implies
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>>337252672
I'm a valve-drone and think overwatch is fun as fuck. I welcome a more streamlined, casual, and forgiving TF2.
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>>337247145
I like her goggles. That said, I've only seen hani play it.
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>>337253792
Yeah, obviously they're trying to get revenge on Valve for taking DOTA away, but it's still a surprisingly fun game, a bit more casual than TF2, but the abilities mix things up a bit.
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>>337254172
the aiming is extremely forgiving. TF2 still has Source Engine's YOU MUST BE PRECISE AS FUCK WITH AIMING AND MELEE mechanics that seem sort of archaic in 2016 with how forgiving most FPS seem. I still love highly competitive games, but being a scout can be stressful and frustrating. It's nice to just be Junkrat and blow shit up all day. If I want to be angry I'll start up some TF2.
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>>337253792

I'm a Blizzard drone and I firmly believe Overwatch is shit.
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>>337247729
Why doesn't Tracer have any lips?
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>>337254383
Funny that's exactly why Overwatch makes me angry
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>>337253665
Can you stick your dick in it?
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>>337254458
but this game is literally crafted, to the T, for blizzdrones who've never played a team based FPS in their lives.
It's the WoW of team shooters. It's so forgiving. It's immediately gratifying. It may lack the depth of other games but damn, it's fun.
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>>337247826
I'm with you, anon. Most of these characters don't look good unless they're drawn off model. I don't know what it is. With Mei, I think her face is pinched up a little too tight and she looks like a rat. With the others, I don't know. The fact that every design is bulky and drowning in buckets of bright color is probably not helping, though.
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>>337248235
it's a fucking chav accent
british equivalent of thug ebonics
fuck that
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>>337247145
I want to sperm on her goggles
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>>337250232
The mods have been weirdly lenient with Overwatch threads. In fact they've been more liable to ban the thread if it opens by complaining about the game.
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>>337254587
The story is pretty non-existent from the game, besides the hints given by the pre-match dialogs. You have to watch the shorts and read up to get it all, but then again, same goes with TF2.
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>>337251305
fucking kill yourself with your regressive .gifs
use a fucking .webm
it's like using a vhs
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>>337254571
You believe overwatch takes precision? There's literally four auto-aim ult's, and the hitboxes seem ginormous, there seems to be zero recoil. The list goes on.
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>>337247729
>she's not wearing the thing
Shouldn't she be phasing in and out of time and space?
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>>337254826
no
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>>337254835
you must have quoted the wrong dude.
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>>337254843
Honestly who fucking care's about this game's lore?
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>>337253641
I've had vaginal and anal... anal never gets me off. Vaginal makes me cum about 3-4 times and my g/f cum 30+ times.

Nobody knows just how dull anal is because the porn industry builds it up to be the holy grail of sex.

Also, unless you enema the girl first... there's going to be liquid shit everywhere. In some cases they'll actually push out a log after you pull out. So you've got a cum covered shit log on your bed.
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>>337255064
You are retarded.
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>>337255048
I think it's kinda cool
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>>337255002
I assumed you meant that overwatch makes you angry, in the same way TF2's need for precision makes me angry. Now I assume you're saying the lack of precision required in OW makes you angry.
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>>337255064
>Also, unless you enema the girl first... there's going to be liquid shit everywhere. In some cases they'll actually push out a log after you pull out. So you've got a cum covered shit log on your bed.
And how do you know this?
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>>337255064
>my g/f cum 30+ times
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>>337254843
>>337255048

>tfw I get really angry at R34 of Tracer without her chronal accelerator solely because she's technically a ghost without it
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>>337255195
found the virgin
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>>337255254
It was designed by a committee. It doesn't have any cohesion and it barely makes any sense. It's just a bunch of tropes on a dart board.
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>>337255064
>Cums 30+ times
She's faking bro.
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>>337255064
Are you doing anal with a beached whale?
I've done anal and while I agree, it's not as pleasurable as vaginal, there has never been shit logs involved.
I've got to say it was a letdown after how much the porn industry hyped it up.

>in b4 normies get out REEEE
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>>337255261
The later yes
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>>337254383
In TF2 my aim is flawless and I murder people with scout but for some reason when I play Overwatch it feels like I've gone full retard and I can't hit shit. I dunno what the hell is wrong. I feel like Im fighting the game just to land hits sometimes.
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>>337255379
So is he
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>>337255064
the fuck did I just read
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>>337255296
multi orgasmic as fuck
dark fetishes
swapping between petting, fucking, rubbing her clit, etc over the course of 3-4 hours

So yeah, feel free to not believe me. I don't have to prove anything to some nobody on the internet.
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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile Tracer? No problem, just press this button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player is lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.

REMINDER TO PASTE THIS INTO EVERY OVERWATCH SHILL THREAD
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>>337255467
The only time it makes me angry are with the auto aim ults. Might as well give everyone an auto aim ult if you're gonna include them. It just seems unfair that I have to risk getting shot as Junkrat by approaching a group, while McCree can sit at a distance and auto aim kill just as many people as I can.
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>>337255064
>Vaginal makes me cum about 3-4 times
oh wow
>and my g/f cum 30+ times.
lmao
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>>337255486
It's probably a mix of differing mouse sensitivity and the characters moving a lot slower. Your muscles do remember fine movements, so if you've got your fingers hard wired to play TF2, Overwatch is going to fuck with you.
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>>337255486
Overwatch has hidden mouse acceleration
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>I am a proud Blizzard fan and I could care less about the quality of the figurine; in fact, I like that it's low quality because that means my money went to improving the game for everyone to enjoy instead of being put into working on my little piece of plastic. As far as I'm concerned I made a $150 donation and Blizzard spent it wisely.
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>two weeks
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>>337255486
You have to start letting the game do some of the work. There's a definite aim assist happening in this game that doesn't normally happen with PC shooters.
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>>337247729
Saved
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>>337255603
Nice reddit post m8.
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>>337247145
D.va should've been the poster girl instead of Tracer.
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>>337255590
I don't believe you.
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>>337255721
Reminder that thing is just a scaled model of Blizzard's very own, life sized, Tracer figure.
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>>337255771

someone trolled reddit with it after it was posted in every overwatch general for a month
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>>337247145
Tracer is cute!

CUTE!
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>>337255603
They all have funny accents, retard. Oh well, can't expect more from a pasta.
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>>337255603
I agree with everything you're saying

but I still bought the game

it's like crack
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>>337255796
Any girl could be the poster girl. None of them are specifically more iconic. I think Mercy may have the best design, but only because her costume is the least blatantly distracting. Black Widow is completely fuchsia, meanwhile - don't know what genius thought that would be good.
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>>337255835
Wonder how many recordings the security team has of people touching her ass.
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>>337255954

From the Wiki :

>Tracer conceptually began with the idea of a hero that blinked across the map. According to Chris Metzen, she "was one of the first characters we really got to know." While not created for a starring role, the development team warmed up to her.
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>>337255603
You're right on every point, and I know Blizz won't do this, but I wish they advertised it as a casual game and not a potential e-sport game. The skill ceiling is that of a hobbit hole, and while I can have tons of fun with the game, any talk of competitive gameplay leaves a bad taste in my mouth and is the only thing stopping me from giving Blizzard money.
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>>337247826
>Ugly
>"obnoxious goggles"
>Not thinking her accent is hot

6/10 bait made me reply
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>>337256050
That's not what iconic means. Iconic means you look at this character and think, "Yeah, THIS really defines Overwatch".

The thing is that Overwatch has no definition. D.Va, Mercy, Mei, Tracer, and Widow have nothing in common. There's no real setting and nothing there to actually be iconic. Any girl at all could be the poster girl for the game, because the game doesn't have a "feel" that you could pin down and characterize.

Unless they added Bobby Kotick to the game, in which case, yeah, he'd be a great poster character for the thing.
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>>337255603
>he's posting this in every thread
what could that mean
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>>337249812
Britbong here, you're wrong, I've met plenty who do.
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>>337256458
>Unless they added Bobby Kotick to the game, in which case, yeah, he'd be a great poster character for the thing.
I want this to happen
He can't kill anyone
But he takes all of your loot boxes
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>>337247826
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>tfw I enjoyed the beta
>tfw I don't know if I should buy it since I have no-one to play with
kill me, lads.
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>>337248141
she does ride me tho
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>>337256626
Play with me.
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>>337256606
>I don't like your opinion so it's bait
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Simple.

Tracer is one half of a power lesbian couple.

Tracer/Widowmaker forever.
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>>337256626
Dude. Just play any other game. There is so much F2P stuff out there that is at least as good as Overwatch.
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>>337256751
It was made to get start an argument. It's bait.
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>>337256908
you're a bait
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>>337257038
Y U DO DIS
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>>337257038
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>>337257038
Blizzard writing is so cringey these days. Why even have Metzen? Anybody could write this stuff.
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>>337257796
Maybe it's the noses that make the characters unattractive. I don't know. This game is such a mess aesthetically.

The game is shallow, the writing is derpy, the art direction might be derpier, and it's got no long-term potential. I can't imagine why anybody would let themselves get taken for a ride with this thing's hype train.
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>Blizzard literally thinks cockney people say "Cheers" for no reason

Who is she saying thank you to?
Its like if a UK dev made McRee say "Thankyer kindly, darlin'" because fuck it, it sounds American, Whats the context?
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>>337257289
>Ne, nani miteru no?
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>>337258206
Alright love, try not to go overboard trying to convince yourself it's not worth it.
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>>337247826
>people replying the bait because they know it's a bait
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>>337255320

>a ghost

No anon she just shifts in time and space to different points with no control

>tfw she just happens to shift in and out on your dick every time while gyrating

Hnnnggg
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Hey, anonymous-kun.

If Overwatch is considered a good video game in 2016, what happened to the games industry?
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>>337258429
McRee is like one big American caricature, how is Tacer, an English caricature, saying "Cheers" a bad thing? Have you seen Reinhardt for god's sake?
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>>337258778
the same thing that happend with the pepe meme
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>>337255590
>dark fetishes

not dark deep fantasies. One job.
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>Tons of great asses in the game
>No characters with fat tiddies
What's up with this?
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>>337258956
It's 2016
Tiddies are problematic
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>>337258956

>Tits over ass

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>337257038

Damn it Tracer, will you stop being a closet case and kiss her already?!
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>>337258429
I first thought she was saying thanks to the player for picking her.

But let's be real here the VA/writing is shit. All the accents are bad, and not in the funny kind of bad that's mostly associated with stereotypes/caricatures.
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>>337258814
Because theres literally only two situations where you say cheers.

1. Another way of saying "Thanks"
2. When saluting people with a drink

Saying cheers as a way of greeting someone is nonsensical, no-one does it in the UK
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>>337258490
I honestly just hate every aspect of this synthetic, soulless product. I'm sure somebody at Blizzard had passion for this game, but they probably smothered them in the board rooms.
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Man. I just looked up the ages of the characters.

I didn't know Mei was 31

Damn, I guess I'll stick to D.Va
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>>337247826
autism folks. it's a disease.
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>>337252997
>tracer
>balanced
How the fuck is she balanced when every other hero in the game gets to be played with two hands?
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>>337259037
Who can I blame for this?

>>337259076
Tits > Ass any day of the week.
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>>337258429
this

you can tell they got the context completely wrong but now its too late

unless its just literally meant to be some sort of catchphrase like cowabunga
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>>337259245

>Not maining Tracer
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So why the goggles

She doesn't go that fast
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>>337259283
what
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>>337259245
It DOESN'T MATTER. This game's story DOESN'T MATTER, anon. The entire point is to sell you something. If you want to fap to Mei, fap to Mei. The artist that designed her probably wasn't even told the character's age.
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>You ever get that feeling--dejaAAAUUUGH
Haha get it, it's repetition, because deja vu, because fuck paying for extra voice lines
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>>337248134

Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Kill Tracer
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>>337259453

Pretty sure warping around at such incredible speeds all the time gets eye-weary after a while.
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WHO ARE THEY
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>>337259395
>maining
Ruining the game, anon.
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>>337259453
Why the plastic forearm wings? I'd ask why she wears safety orange for that matter, but I know it's so she doesn't get hit by cars while she's playing in traffic.
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>>337259453
The goggles have light filtering except for the infrared that bounces off skin. It reduces the amount of bright light and it lets her see enemies easier. It's not about going fast it's about improving visibility for efficient time usage.
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>>337259650
Who even cares, man. They're whatever. Go to TV tropes and look for something - that's them.
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>>337247145
>unnecessary characters
>slow
>godawful voice acting
>dreamworks-tier art and overdone facial expressions

Why people even want to play this?
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>>337259895
I generally like playing it because it's fun
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>>337259895
>slow
Nigga what
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>>337259895
Because it's a pretty fun team based FPS with a wide variety of characters
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>>337259650
Robot lady in the middle is Athena
Red robot dude on the right is Soundquake probably
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>>337259895
Literally because it's fun. What don't you get?
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>>337259895

It's being viral marketed on /v/ ceaselessly (just like when Activision-Blizzard publicly bribed TF2 YouTubers to give it favorable coverage) and /v/ is made up of impressionable young teenagers
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>>337259980

>liking fun

What the fuck are you doing on /v/?
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>>337260031
You mean tropes with robot pants. There aren't really any characters in Overwatch. Also you aren't supposed to main anyone because of the counter system, so it's not like you're intended to get attached to anyone.
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>>337250820
Post more britbro, pease.
POP IT UP ME BUM
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How can a design this good have a voice so shit?
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>>337260132
I don't know. I should have stayed on /qst/
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>>337255603
The only thing that I'm getting from your post is wahh why isnt it a carbon copy of tf2 ;_;
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>>337260031
>fun team based FPS
So it's awful garbage is what you're saying.
Fun games are never fun. And team games are always packed with the whole needing team for piss poor empty games. FPS is problematic because no one does good netcode these days anyway so multiplayer FPS is automatically crap right there. Then there's the fact that it's an FPS which have been shit anyway because modern gaming.

Your concise appraisal is actually a glaring sign that the game is utter trash.
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>>337260228
Anon, please. She's wearing bright orange and has plastic water wings on. The girl is clearly handicapped. You should not be into her.
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>>337260360

>Fun games are never fun
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https://youtu.be/GG8vogKxvOQ?t=149

Skip to 2:29 for an example of what Tracer's voice could've been with competent voice talent.
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>>337260360
>Fun games are never fun
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>>337260360
What a silly post
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>>337259576
Kill Windowmaker
Fuck Tracer
Marry Mercy
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>>337260360
>Fun games are never fun
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What I don't get is people complaining about how noncompetitive it is.
So what, some people just want to play a somewhat casual team shooter with their friends if you don't like it play another more competitive FPS.
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But theses threads are totally natural!
It's not as if the we've been seeing the same threads over and over in the last four days
Who doesn't love discussing such thriving topics like
>bastion so op pls nerf lol :DD
>ITS HIGH NOON XDDD
>mei is thicc xddd
>i want to put my D in her VA LMAO
>image dump thread n°1
>image dump thread n°2
>image dump thread n°3
>image dump thread n°4
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>>337260493
>Ne, nani miteru no?

Why are Japanese translators so much fucking better than American ones?
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>>337260441
>Bright orange
The fucks wrong with bright orange, m80?
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>>337256606
there is a horse here
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>>337260360
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>>337260493
weeb pls

same VA
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>>337260541
Fun is casual buzzword for lacks challenge in anyway such that I'm never challenged and thus developers have successfully appeased my need for blinky lights and noises without getting me angry about my complete lack of actual ability, IE I FIND IT FUN! ITS NoT 2 TUff!!!

People who aren't shit at games don't call games fun. They objectively describe the qualities that make them good games objectively. Terribad casuals say "fun".
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>>337260360
>fun games are never fun
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>>337260493
she lost the accent and the catchphrase
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>>337260360
>Fun games are never fun.

Are you high or drunk.
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>>337259370
NiceDaemonette get off of /v/

I agree though.
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>>337260858
b-but it's just the training mode, they have big hitboxes on purpose
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>>337260021
the characters are pretty fucking slow, I wish the game ran at lucio speed all the time
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>>337260857
Are you working construction? If the answer is no, then you probably shouldn't be wearing construction orange. It's so bright that if you stand next to a white wall, you'll reflect light and turn the wall orange.

It's stupid and doesn't match with hardly anything. I half suspect they wanted her to be wearing orange, but the artist had a hard time finding that narrow band of color he wanted and said, "Fuck it, she's safe in traffic".
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>>337247145
>you will never eat Tracer out after she is gangbanged by every male on the roster
I live to suffer
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>>337260948
Prove it
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>>337259395
>Maining
>Maining Tracer
people like you are the reason I didn't play during the open beta after playing for months in the closed beta.
S H I T T E R S
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>>337260360
>Fun games are never fun
Can't decide if bait or retardation.
I think i'm going for both.
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>>337260491
>>337260541
>>337260728
Not a guy, and I don't know what he meant by that but I agree with him.
If "fun game' is the game where it's always fun, never sadness, it will get boring in some time and you won't have fun.
There as if a game is bumpy ride with anger, sadness and joy, you will remember the happy parts and will play a game for longer probably.

I guess it depends on a person
Don't crucify if my opinion is shit, I' very sentitive to insults.
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>>337247145
>Thanks love, the cavalry's here

Cheers means thank you in England.
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>>337261317
>WAAA!! UWAAAA! SOMEONE'S B-BETTER THAN ME AT THE GAME!! PLEASE STOP IT PLEASE IT'S NOT FAIR

Overwatch players, everyone.
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>>337259370
>Tits > Ass any day of the week.
Nah, depends on the ass and tits in question. Some asses are better than tits and some tits are better than asses.In general tits are better but the best asses are way better than any tits but far rarer.
best asses > tits as a whole > asses.
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>>337261354
>Not a guy
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>>337261354
trying too hard now
fuck off
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>>337256358
1/10
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>>337261354
>Not a guy
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>>337261354
please be in new york
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>>337247826
Niggernose you cray
Aussie accent girls are hot as fuck
I always imagine aussie girls be party slots who want to throw my dick in their barbie
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>>337247145
The vocieacting and dialogue is so fucking bland and forgettable in this game, like god damn.
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>>337261203
>It's so bright that if you stand next to a white wall, you'll reflect light and turn the wall orange.

That seems like what you would want. The teleporty bitch who can rewind time to gain the most attention. Hey look at me, shoot here so I can nullify everything you did while my whole team fucks your shit.
How's distracting them and baiting them not a good strategy?
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>>337261473
>the best asses are way better than any tits but far rarer
This is literally the opposite of the truth.

The great tits are nigh non-existent.
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>>337261914
Pretty much this. If you're playing Tracer properly this is what you should be doing - Act as distracting bait.
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>>337260493
>its great voice acting, what you need to be able to understand her to say its good? no man its good trust me i watch a lot of anime
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>>337261914
How is making people shoot at you not a good strategy? Anon, what if you could do all that but you could also hide in the bushes.
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>>337261969
Great tits are uncommon drops, not even rare. Just grind that shit out and you'll walk home with dozens.
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>>337261354
>Not a guy
What did he mean by this?
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>>337247145
>surely our games will sell if we put waifu bait in them for permavirgins

you fags eat this embarrassing shit up
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>>337262009

Teenager-kun, just because you're too stupid to learn Japanese doesn't mean I was.
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>>337262194
>>337261734
>>337261547
I meant not the guy you replied to.
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>>337261354
Then over watch is fucking fantastic because nothing makes me angrier than retarded teammates losing an easy game
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>>337262242
Yes I do.
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>>337262023
You can't. You'd be hiding in bushes, no one cares about bushes. No one even notices your shitty bushes. Bushes are for hiding shit people just walk by. No ones going to shoot at the bush especially in a game where the objective is to 'hit people' so they'd shoot 'at people'. I might also point your attention to the fact that a bush is actually not a person.
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>>337261841
>aussie
she's british you cuck
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>>337261910
ryuu waga teki wo fuck you i like it
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>>337262242
Didn't know Roadhog and McCreed were Waifu Material
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>>337262394
ROADHOG BEST WAIFU
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>>337255064
>she came over 30 times

No she didn't. Neither you or her understand what actually happened if it happened.
If a girl feels like like she's cumming several times directly in a row it's simply one more powerful orgasm which generally requires one or more orgasms before it.

So most likely you're just a virgin trying to pretend he's hot shit or in best case scenario you're simply incredibly ignorant.
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>>337262373
They're the same thing. Aussies is the British word for inmate anon.
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>>337262490
I always imagine a bishie is hiding behind that mask.
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>>337262490

Literally pudge

Blizzard has NO IDEA how to make a good character.
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>>337262739
They don't have to. They're selling their brand at this point and people will buy the game because it's a Blizzard game.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfPCxVMrY4

This video is so true remember folks porn hub article showed 817% increase in overwatch porn the beta made me addicted to porn of them rather than making me want to buy the game, good job blizzard.
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Is Blizzard the Nintendo of PC? Just rides on their ancient accomplishments while fucking over their naive child customers, meanwhile everyone responsible for those accomplishments has left the company long ago?
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>>337262967
>Blizzard game
Which means garbage to anyone who isn't retarded.
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>>337263165
>my personal judgement is absolute
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>>337254636
It's a ridiculously exaggerated cockney. That's not what chavs sound like.
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>>337263165
>Which means garbage to anyone who isn't retarded.
More like anyone who is on /v/
And before you call me shill or something, consider the fact that I'm here too.
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>>337254754
BEST
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>>337249812

>nobody in England talks like that

You've never been to Essex, have you?
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>>337247826
Looks like a fucking trans too. Nobody noticed that? Cause I do all the time..
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>>337263357

And then she opens her fucking mouth.
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>>337259514
he implied that it was possible to play tracer with one hand (i dont know how)
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>>337263384
Tomboys are love.
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