Can we get a cheeky Warhammer thread?
Looks like this year is the year of Warhammer lads
>Deathwing
>Total Warhammer
>Eternal Crusadelol
>DoW3
>Battlefleet Gothic
>>337233461
Fuck the Eldar
>>337234672
Actually, Yes you can.
However its extremely rare that a male human could impregnate a female eldar but very likely a male eldar could impregnate a human female.
On the subject of species hybrids there was an ultra marine human/eldar sometime ago..
There's also a guardsmen trying to attract Taldeer farseer
>>337235219
>On the subject of species hybrids there was an ultra marine human/eldar sometime ago..
That's really ancient Rogue Trader lore, never really retconned but also never spoken of again.
>>337234672
>Deathwatch made a shield out of Eldar soulstones
Yeah there's no way they didn't know what they were doing or why it pisses the Eldar off
>>337236078
Their job is killing xenos, you don't need to know about their shitty jewellery to do that
i need to see orks for dow 3 already
the trailer made em look like shite
>>337233461
>Dat Deathwing gameplay trailerI'm still mad at those french faggots because they didn't announced a date yet
>>337237476
Orks just like all other xenos ARE shit, anon.
>>337238192
>still worshipping a corpse on a chair
UMIES ARE WEAK
>>337237762
Because it likely isn't anywhere near finished. I wouldn't be surprised if it is Q4 2016 at the earliest. Their official website still has job openings iirc.
>>337237476
The whole fucking trailer was shite, why the fuck are you moaning about the LEAST shite of them all? What exactly was wrong about them, faggot?
>>337235219
>sometime ago
Back in first ed when everything was bonkers and the setting hadn't settled into what we know today. Back when robots were being used by the Imperium, and Eldar. Back when Marines could and did shift between chapters and were more like mercenaries in cool armour than warrior monks.
>>337238792
They're only looking for a Senior AI/Gameplay Programmer now.
>>337238886
>>337235219
Please actually read current fluff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLz6bTitUQE
From GW writers themselves, Commorragh is full of "Eldar hybrids". In short, half-Eldar.
>>337239118
Genetic experiments I guess.
>>337239094
That's better than it used to be. Read an article a few months ago which stated the openings have been around since end of E3. Like 7 months.
Glad they found people, their entire history is filled with problems, even E.Y.E was self-funded.
Hope it does well but I fear it'll turn out like Vermintide, I'll get it, of course...
>>337239190
Regardless, they're there. It's known that Lucius the Eternal was allowed to sleep in a Wych Cult house. Which, outside of one bit in the Eldar codex and BL novels, is lewdest you get.
>>337239118
>Please actually read current fluff.
Why? It's been shit since 3rd ed at least. Talking about the stupid days when GW was run by fanboys and not corporate whores is more fun.
>>337234672
Guess they put a few waystones in there
>>337239338
>Regardless, they're there
In this regard this doesn't prove anything. If the madmen of Commorragh find it funny to create a hybrid between an ork and a ratling, it doesn't prove that these two species can interbreed.
>tfw there will never be a good WH40k grand strategy game
I want Distant Worlds + WH40k
>>337239340
>It's been shit since 3rd ed at least.I like a good chunk of the current fluff.With some notable exceptions of course, like Wards GK codex, jesus fucking christ.
>>337239829
I know that feel. The best we can hope for is a mod for some game, maybe Stellaris.
>>337240098
I played Stellaris. It's shit. Too simplistic.
>>337239969
And Wards codex got retconned in 7th.
>>337239340
Yup! I sure love Inquisitor Obi-wan Sherlock Clousseau :D SO FUN! Why the fuck do you still care? Why are you here?
>>337239735
Correct, it does, however, mean Half-Eldar are possible.
>>337237476
But Orks do look like shite
Green savage manlets tbqh
>>337240302
And then you make it like Viccy 2 and nobody plays it. Great business strat. Elitists aren't a good group to cater to when you're a business.
IGN marked it DOWN because it was 'too complicated'.
That's why, anon. That's why.
>>337240338
imperial propaganda makes me laugh
>>337238668
DELETE THIS
>>337240332
Did I touch a nerve or something? Did you write the current crop of bullshit codexes or are you just too emotionally invested in your army men that any dissenting opinions seem like personal attacks to you?
>>337240431
I don 't say it as an elitist b ecause I can enjoy simple games. Stellaris is overly simplistic for what it is.
>>337240597
Nope. I'm merely pointing out my 'dissenting opinion', anon. You said, and I quote
>It's been shit since 3rd ed at least
And I pointed out Inquisitor Obi-wan Sherlock Clousseau was fucking shit and stupid and the perfect example of Rogue Trader.
>>337234672
If this was a playground fight this would be the equivalent of your dad flaying his dad alive, burning his last will and testament into his skin and stretching it over your rucksack to take into school every day. Even for 40k that'snot pointcost effective
>>337240098
look at those freaks, nothing about them is human, what kind of humanity are they fighting for, not ours surely
>>337240546
>he posts the shit tier art
Look at the fucking shoulder pad you blind cunt. Why would you save something so shit?
>>337240714
And I explained why it is. Because normies don't want to feel stupid and people are already marketing it down for being too hard, while the niche elitists are marking it down for being too easy. In short, you either go casual and hope it's casual enough, or you double down and make next to nothing.
>>337240742
Why does talking about older editions upset you so much? Can't handle some levity in your grim darkness?
ORKS ARE THE BIGGEST AN THE STRONGEST
>>337240873
But it's more simple than Paradox's other games.
>>337240338
Sounds like a plan!
>>337240917
Oh I could, but not rammed in my face like that. I actually played that shit and nobody really cared about the fluff.
You seem to get upset that people don't fanatically worship Pre-3rd edition, but I've met your kind before, so it doesn't surprise me.
Let me guess, you hate Newcrons, you think SoB should be Anti-Marines, like Half-Eldar Astropaths, miss Doomrider and Kruellgh the Vile and other stupid shit?
That's cool anon, that's cool. I don't agree with you, but I really honestly don't care if you like it or not. To each their own. I just found a lot of the shit cringey at the time. I found lots of the old stuff cringey. Since it was so blatant in it's ripping off.
>>337240873
>implying it has any tactical purpose and isn't just slapped on there
>>337241039
I'm sure, I enjoy it, but I've enjoyed all of Paradox's games. I'm just giving you the likely reason for it, plus, of course, DLC.
>>337241502
Well there's already a Warhammer mod out for Stellaris but so far it's not much just seems to be portraits. They're working on expanding it into a total conversion. Maybe it'll be good.
>>337241419
>Since it was so blatant in it's ripping off.
And since it was so blatant it won't ever go away so why not embrace it instead of trying poorly to sweep the dead elephant in the room under a rug?
>>337241471
What? The fucking shoulder pad WRITING you daft cunt. It's just paint text written over it, it's floating in the air.. How do you not see this?
>>337241910
Because it's legally indefensible, that's why. Every major company GW ripped off has bigger and better legal teams than them. GW lost the majority of it's cases to a 3rd party website only proxy company.
>>337242089
>Every major company GW ripped off has bigger and better legal teams than them.
>>337242232
Oh I'm sure Disney has a worse legal team that GW.
I just gave you a fucking example you dumb cunt, but instead, you use a meme reaction picture. Chapter House you stupid fucking nigger. Look it up. They are a LITERALLY WHO and they beat GW in 85% of t heir cases.
>>337242232
This is a Jury Verdict, and has not yet become a Final Judgement
Breaking down the counts along the different categories we have:
Copyright Claims:
160 claims alleged against CHS -GW won on 1/3 of the claims, including items such as CHS’ Powerfists -CHS won on 2/3 of the claims, including the use of the underlying shape and size of GW Shoulderpads.
General Trademark Claims:
9 claims alleged against CHS -CHS won all 9 claims, including either no infringement, or fair use of the GW trademarks on CHS’ website.
Disputed Trademark Claims:
21 disputed trademark claims alleged against CHS CHS won 11 claims GW won 10 claims
GW Trademarks ruled “Previously Used in Commerce” Claims:
61 claims alleged against CHS CHS won 35 claims GW won 27
Notable Trends and Individual Products Under Dispute:
CHS lost on some individual products including: -Doomseer -Dark Elf Arch Tortress
CHS won on some individual products including: -Jetbike -Super-heavy walker model -Lizard Ogre
Damages Awarded:
CHS ordered to pay GW damages of $25,000 USD
Both sides may appeal the ruling.
Thoughts and Implications:
It’s looking like however CHS as an entity comes out of this ruling, the implications for the 3rd party industry are profound.
-The ruling of no infringement for the use of the underlying shape and size of GW shoulderpads is now on the legal record. -Possibly more important is not guilty verdicts on the use of GW trademarks and terms on the CHS website. -While certain CHS products themselves may disappear from the Earth in the aftermath of this case, it looks like the verdict may have provided a clear blueprint for the 3rd party accessory bits market. One that allows legal use of certain GW trademarks and terms in a way that goes way beyond what Nottingham themselves ever wished to allow.
WOW SUCH A BETTER LEGAL TEAM THERE I MEAN DISNEY, TOLKIEN AND SO ON WOULD STRUGGLE TO BEAT THE MIGHT OF GW.
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>>337243181
So you're just shitposting without actually having any experience? I'd rather be 'mad' as you put it, than a pathetic shitposter on a Nepalese Latte Foam Art BBS.
>>337243181
I was just pointing out you're a retard. I'm not the other faggot, but if you think GW can beat Disney in a Star Wars copying legal case, then you're so deluded that I want to sell you this fog insurance.
>>337243586
What, if anything has GW been sued for? You listed shit GW was suing other people for and they lost because they didn't have a case. Have they been sued by Morecock for the 8 pointed star? Have they been approached over anything?
>I'm not the other faggot
Right.
