ITT: Glitches
>>337223709
You existing
>>337224006
Epic
>>337224446
what game?
why do designers put bugs in games?
>>337225116
>nine seconds in his eye pops out of its socket
>>337225116
Copy that.
>>337224916
>>337225194
>>337225204
so you could relate to them
>>337224590
Butterface
>>337225275
That's not really a glitch though, it's more because of the way that the game renders that "Fence" flat texture isn't it? I remember in old games there was a lot of weird graphical shit that went down when devs used those flat sprite like things to save on computational power.
>>337225275
Never fails to hurt my head
>>337225301
>shh no tears, only dreams now
>>337224902
>>337225427
I wish that went for just a second or two longer. I need to see them fly at each other while flailing spastically
>>337225197
>shooting star
>>337225651
>So long gay bowser
>>337225418
It's literally a glitch
>>337225651
>The collision detection is so fucked that stuff like this happens often.
Good game
>>337225817
holy shit
>>337225382
what
>>337225817
>>337225880
Can you prove it?
>>337225817
there's an @dril quote that's perfect for this but I'm having trouble deciding which one
>>337225651
He obviously grabbed his leg with his arm pit.
That's not a glitch, haven't you ever seen UFC?
>>337226175
"Hey kid wanna buy some drugs?"
>>337225965
I seriously hope you aren't playing that abortion of Ragnarok Online currently.Beastmaster and Monk were fun as hell until they made everyone do no damage whatsoever.
>>337226206
>As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting
>>337224590
>can't quick save during battle
>>337226175
>>337224590
absolutely disturbing
>>337226287
>mfw people still defend this piece of shit
>>337225651
>nice swing
>>337225651
>are you fucking sorry
>>337226343
I don't but pics like this make me want to.
>>337226304
Not actually a glitch, this is just what the viewmodel in Crysis 2 does while your camera is attached to it on cover since they're not concerned with where the legs are while you're snapped to cover and not able to look down at them.
>>337225017
>It's treason then.
>>337226301
"Chosen Undead, help me get apples."
>>337225017
SHINKU TASTUMAKI
>>337224590
but potion master
>>337225981
>you wiggity what
>>337225981
>we'll bang ok
>>337225116
NOPE
>>337226547
>expecting PCucks to know what a viewmodel is
>>337226557
>>337226628
Everytime i see some gameplay from Asscreed i wanna run around in those cities.
>>337226614
he was 2 fast
>>337226740
>Pursuer
>expect him not to pursue you
You done goofed.
>>337225197
Still the best
>>337224984
It's almost unreal that someone got this kind of glitch in this age
Take care of your GPU, for god's sake
>>337226684
Oh that's right, console games still use viewmodels. They can't just show the entire body realistically due to low FoV.
>>337224596
If I had to guess, I'd say Valkyria Chronicles.
I really doubt it though, maybe it's some obscure korean MMO or some shit
Or maybe it's that Black Desert thing I've been hearing about a little bit, I don't really know
>>337226884
What's the glitch?
Glitches can be so pretty
>>337225550
Holy shit if I saw that I'd be spooped as fuck.
>>337224916
>>337224776
Fuckin pigs
>>337224215
That's how the game normally runs, anon.
>>337226127
The game isn't supposed to look like that, but it does sometimes. So it's a glitch.
>>337226175
>>337226974
How do I unlock this boss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqHDVTzmxo
>>337225081
I love Grace Jones!
>>337225081
Beetlejuice
>>337225816
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>337224263
War is hell.
>>337225636
>Bo Duke enters the Matrix
keep em coming, this thread's great
>>337225614
Is that Lance Henriksen?
>>337226367
>I'm staying out of this
>>337227143Dsfix and DsfFix back when Microshill had the multiplayer for the game, it's was a glorious time
>>337224590
>remember who you are
>>337226956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk6cod9BJzw
>>337224984
>>337226963
dude must be leaning like half a meter while crouching.
>>337226124
>whatd'ya say, nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l58KF08RYcQ
>>337227637
>>337227713
>syncs up perfectly
>>337223709
Whats wrong with a man smearing shit over his face in the privicy of his own home? Stop being so intolerant cis skum.
Why do glitches happen?
>>337226946
A somewhat more realistic bug
>>337226367
>please do something
>>337227891
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/v/1462969275756.gif&v=rk6cod9BJzw
>>337227891
>>337227713
>>337226956
>>337224350
>heard you been talking shit
>>337227728
you can't post that here. everyone is 16 years old and won't remember reboot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
>>337227713
>>337227813
>yfw this glitch can permanently fuck up the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeOuvYknno0
>>337228434
>Tony Jay is dead
F
Is it just me, or have glitches gotten way more common since the 7th gen consoles came out?
>>337227713
>>337226956
They sync so well.
>>337226946
>What if haypiles were mimics?
>>337227891
>>337228205
>>337228475
>>337228638
Good to know this shit I found out like a year or so ago is still surprising people to this day.
>>337227728
That's actually really pretty.
Cyber Souls when?
More lag than a glitch but still.
>>337228624
its more that glitches have gotten more common since consoles went online properly, since both console games and steam games can now auto-install updates, you're more likely to have your publisher demand you release the game on or ahead of schedule and just patch any bugs later
>>337228787
when Kojima announces his upcoming action game. Him or Itsuno, since Miyazaki has had enough Soulsborne for this decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9432iBuADCY
>>337226974
"Frampt, bring me five chosen undead with attitude!"
>>337226498
post this in a filename thread under weirdestboner.png
>>337224263
>u wot m8
>>337229074
>THERE'S A LADDER LEADING TO THE GROU-
>trips on a fucking fence
>radical larry's his way to the ground
i guess he found that ladder.
>>337228895
HE'S FAST!!
>>337228895
fuck, that filename
i think this game had more glitches than anything else i have played.
>>337226740
>*teleports behind you
>>337224590
Have anyone ever thought of reenacting Berserk scene with that?
>>337228895
A speed mirage...
>>337229543
What is it with sports games and being buggy pieces of shit?
>>337228024
ANSWER ME,HARLEY
>>337227240
what game is this?
>>337228895
>>337230125
Metal Gear Rising.
>>337230068
They have physics models tuned to make the game play like the real sport, but in order to achieve that illusion they're tweaked to exaggerate certain things so the players feel weighty and collide properly withut prebaking everything. They're great when they work, but every so often they take a shit and when they do absolutely fucking bizarre things happen.
Why do people mistake glitches with bugs? Is it because it sounds more hip and a less known term?
>>337230139
Holy fuck Gundyr, take a chill pill.
>>337228895
HAYAI
>>337230265
There's a difference?
>>337227738
>what is slav squating
>>337230404
Bugs are fuckups that happen because of errors in the programming, aka 99% of the weird shit you see.
A "glitch" is whenever the cause comes from hardware failure, like an arcade or pinball machine acting up due to to someone tilting it. Should be noted that sometimes your graphics card might be dying and you'll see some rendering artifacts - those are indeed glitches.
>>337225197
>Joestar family secret technique
>>337230562
The more you know.
>>337230562
And they said i wouldn't learn anything from /v/
>>337230265
the word glitch has stronger associations with art, and people share bugs like this because they are entertaining or visually interesting. when you say bug people tend to think of stuff just plain not working, rather than working in bizarre and mysterious ways.
>>337230139
I didn't know champ gundyr had a third phase.
>>337230562
Gamers (for lack of a better term) have been using the two interchangeably for decades now.
>>337230562
That's a cool factoid and all
But I don't care.
I'm just gonna keep calling bugs glitches and you're just gonna have to deal with that.
>>337230139
Is this a DBZ fight?
>>337230778
Not really, I'm 25, been on /v/ since 2007 and I can assure you this is something I've only started to notice in the past few years. Like most chucklefucks like >>337230789, I guess people nowadays just don't care to distinguish the difference, since actual glitches are so rare and uncommon.
>>337230068
They are rushed out with yearly releases and never properly worked on.
>>337224590
>>337230812
>That pause when the player noticed what it said and had to process that thought for a moment
Bueno.
>>337225116
FUCK
I was so focused on the eyeball on his cheek that the kid's neck totally got me
>>337230686
They say that? They should just wait until they see my vast political knowledge then.
>>337230562
Good thing no one fucking answered when I asked before. >>337228024
/v/, a place where you randomly get an answer.
This is exactly why you fuckers are ruining this place
>>337227713
>>337226956
OH MY GOD
>>337231653
The dude was just full of hot air.
>>337230562
according to wikipedia it means both
>>337225614
>dont gwent to me or my son ever again
>>337226343
I actually play RO2
>>337227283
kek
>>337225116
10/10
Anyone got the one from FIFA or PES where Ronaldo turns into a crab?
>>337231653
WITNESSED!
>>337224627
that is legit horrifying
>>337232841
might be this one
>>337232970
yeah cheers, love that one
>>337224263
YOU SEE AHMED
posting the rest too although they are not all glitches iirc
>>337232994
>Body stretches out like it's made of fucking rubber
These are the best types of bug.
>>337224627
Holy fuck
>>337226113
Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy...
>>337224006
Neck yourself
>>337233296
amazing levels of realism
>>337225614
Gwent nobody even urself
>>337233072
HEY ANGELO
>>337233590
hehehehe
>>337225614
>Yugi and Joey duel the Paradox Twins
>>337233784
>The calibrations are complete, Shepard.
>I am all.
Not strictly a glitch, but whatever.
>>337233590
>kicked him in the nuts
>and then he starts faking about his leg
>wait
>is a leg suppose to bend like that?
>>337227639
that's not a glitch anon.
that's just the result of a woman driver
>>337224769
look at those smug faggots
>>337233920
stupid affectionate brahman
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc5rB-0ZBcI
>>337234026
I didn't know hindu gods were in fallout 4
>>337234065
We will not have glitches like that
>>337234074
that's what they call the mutant cows.
unless I spelled it wrong
