Do you ever watch AVGN
Used to, most of his new stuff is pretty boring though.
It must suck being stuck with one character.
>>337208462
>from the thumbnail it almost looks like Mike is hugging Zoe Quinn
holy shit I almost had a heart attack
> watching a balding cuck and annoying screaming faggot play games
>>337208541
Mike's girlfriend looks like a cute Luna Lovegood
>>337208642
Do you think it'll ever be possible to talk about AVGN again or will it just be reposting epic memes for the rest of time?
>>337208914
I think it's tough for people to forget that Mike has an abnormally huge dick. But if you want to talk AVGN go ahead
>>337208914
hopefully not, ecelebs are cancer and not worth talking about
James please shave your head
>>337208723
tfw when you'll never see his huge dick
>>337209028
He whipped it out at a party in the hotel room at magfest. He should do porn. his dick is as thick as a can of coke.
I just want to see Bootsy beat hard games
james seems so out of touch with video games, i like his movie reviews lots more than that stuff.
>>337209430
James doesn't know a lot about video games. Out of their crew Mike is the hardcore gamer. Bootsy is good at a few select games that he practiced a ton. James is an old film buff.
>>337208192
>The state of James' hairline
>>337209730
>Mike
>thick hair
>good at vidya
>10.5 inch cock
Is it just me or is his hairline getting better, he's probably treating it now
>>337209991
Why is there a hobo in the video
>>337209991
It's probably just longer at the front and top and cut normally everywhere else
>>337209991
>motorhead
Good taste
>>337209991
>alphaomegasin
>>337209206
Is this for real
>>337210607
Yes. Mike legitimately has a 10 inch dick
>>337208773
How did this happen?
>>337209831
>Good at vidya
These guys sucked the big one while playing Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
>>337208773
more like Evanna Lunch
>>337210878
They beat the game, so they can't be that bad..
he just hides the front with a combover, i do that too
>>337211147
meanwhile mike hides his huge bulge
i still watch cinemassacre, though i think the AVGN videos have become fairly stale.
monster madness is excellent however, as are the animation reviews, pre-2014 avgn vids, mikes gzming vids, and bootsy beats.
i'e seen every j&m monday, and they are a bit hit and miss. there are some legit great vids some weeks, but it depends on what game there playing, and if any one else is with them (usually a knobhead who uins the vid.)
my personnal fav. video is "sega vs nintendo". very well made, well written, and james spoof of a sega ad is hilarious.
all in all great pair of guys.
looking foward to monster madness though i hope it doesnt follow last years trend.
Cinemassacre is the only review website/channel I can stand. There is a lots of shit material, skits, awful acting but also they have great content and show interesting things
Also
Top 3 AVGN episodes
Plumbers don't wear ties
Swordquest
Nintendo Power
Worst 3 AVGN episodes
Toxic crusaders
Wizard of OZ
Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
>>337211896
J&M mondays with guests are awful, completely unwatcheable
>>337210498
god damn what a manlet
>>337212692
Mike 6' 2"
James 5' 11"
Alpha 5' 8"
Bootsy 5' 2"
>>337208192
nah it pretty much depresses me now
>>337208192
I watch Cinemassacre videos. I actually like their "Lets plays" or "James and Mike Mondays" as they call it. Their humour can be pretty hit and miss but I like the conversations they have and how they usually talk about story, the history of a game and/or game series and so forth.
I honestly think James would be pretty good at making documentaries, at least about movies, movie making and games.
>>337212692
and also has his wife's son
>>337209991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iEn5rzMnw
In this video he looks like he grew some of his hair back.
>>337212382
If you replace Nintendo Power with Seaman, you would be correct.
>>337213429
Seaman and Mega Man Games are some of his best
>>337213429
>Seaman
>FOR NIMOOOOOOOOOOOY
No dude no
>>337209991
As an ex /fa/ggot, it still triggers me when guys grow their hair out and still wash/treat it like short hair. That's how it ends up looking like mangled dogshit like literally who's there.
>>337208573
>tfw you're heading the bald way of AVGN
>>337210941
That was actually pretty good Carlos
>>337214137
Fin bro, go to your local derm and ask.
>>337208723
HOLY FUCK! That shit is as long as a toddlers leg for crying out loud! There's probably tribes that worshiped Mother Fucker Mike like a god for being blessed with such a biological miracle!
James and mike mondays weekly with a new avgn every once in a while is the natural evolution of the channel.
They were entertaining when he talked about games so you could forgive the dumb skits, but lately theyve just been him grunting or cursing about something difficult. They feel like hes reaching and i think he knows the avgn concept has run its course.
Iclike james and mke mondays and hearing about the good ole days, though mike loves toilet humor too much.
Not sure who is more cringeworthy between doug and the guy they just calk 'alphaomegasin'.
Bootsy is amazing at games apparently
>>337214474
look at this picture someone screencapped from his live streams
>>337212692
he's actually 4'10" and raiding his wifes son (who he isn't even with anymore)
I don't watch e-celeb shit because I'm too busy playing video games.
You should try that too you underage cunts.
>>337208192
Yes, few times with a friend
Myself was never interested in his "work"
>>337208408
>Not watching the superior Board James series
Not stuck at all.
>>337212382
>Wizard of OZ
This is one of my favorites
>>337212382
Only time he has ever been funny is Dr.claws dump and pump.
>>337215382
>Liking annoying Mike's cosplay fetish acting
fuck no
>>337215507
>Being a faglord and ignoring the rest of the video
>>337215225
Explain
>>337215564
>wow this pizza is great besides the horse cum it's covered in.
>>337208573
>tfw you work at Walmart
>>337215107
u will never suckle mike "10 inch" mattei
>>337215673
>One small skit, less than a minute, is enough to ruin an almost ten minute long video
Piss off with your shit.
>>337215721
Mike is freaking HUNG
>Watched his auction videos
>Tears up revealing there were complications during the birth of his daughter
>Her arm was paralyzed
>He's donating funds to the hospital that helped her
I didn't want this feel
>>337215616
> Be 4'10"
>have to settle for used up whore with a son that isn't yours
>apply to be official parent
>get divorced
>such a cuck you actually fight and win custody of son that isn't really yours
> try to get a girl online dating posting pics like>>337210498
>never learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4
>>337208293
this
>>337215738
>one drop of horse cum. not even bigger than a slice of pepperoni, is enough to ruin the while slice?
>>337215848
>Be Mike
>Good at Vidya
>8/10 blonde 20 year old girlfriend
>fit
>well dressed
>full head of hair
>huge porn star size penis
>tall
>>337208723
>>337215107
No wonder Mother Fucker Mike is such a Mother Fucker, you would be a mother fucker to if you were packing that much meat.
>>337208914
Can't imagine it'll go on forever
Until then what's your favorite episode?
Castlevania was pretty great, but
Kinda liked Silver Surfer the most^
|
>Batman vs Superman video
>AlphaOmegaSin says something about it being a big dickwaving contest
>Mike looks right at him, grinning ear to ear
>"Speaking of a dickwaving contest..."
What did he mean by this?
Surgery to increase height fucking WHEN?
Being short is practically a fucking disability. This is disgusting. Billions go into "curing" cancer with ZERO FUCKING RESULTS when it could go towards helping millions of people become taller.
>>337208293
agreed
>>337216005
Mike seems proud of his huge dick. Why wouldn't he be.
>>337215848
>le epic playing on people's insecurities meme
It was his choice to fight for custody of that kid, that had to do with him being a fucking dipshit
>>337216051
That surgery already exists.It's one of the most painful procedures in the world.
>>337215848
Source? Info on this?
>>337216131
>le
this is a bannable offense you know.
>>337216135
>painful
Like you won't be dosed up on morphine for months
>>337216135
Every woman should be forced to watch this
>>337216131
maddox please
>>337216273
>Morphine
>Months
Enjoy the living hell of opiate addiction.
>>337216320
I still can't get over that shit. Maddox coming out as a cuck. It was a good as dsp wanking on camera.
>Mike having an 11 inch dick
Literally how? Liking at those pictures and my knowledge of how foreground works he's close to breaking records. How the fuck
>>337216135
Wtf is even happening here
>>337216406
>Maddox coming out as a cuck
>>337216406
>>337216320
Also don't know anything about this
>>337208573
>>
The walmart vest. jesus christ. I died.
>>337216406
He talked about it on the podcast, he just doesn't understand that it's the new "umad" or something like that.
>>337216443
Watch the bomberman video with jontron and he pretends to jerk off. His hand is almost fully open naturally. Must be crazy thick too.
>>337212382
any AVGN episode with a guest or too much cosplay sucks ass
the rest are ok
>>337216494
They're literally breaking his femur. It's a surgery to make you taller
>>337216443
There are a lot of other photos of his bulge going around too. His dick size is insane.
>>337216553
No he seriously vehemently defended cuckolding as a harmless, respectable fetish anyone can enjoy.
>>337216640
He can't control it. Probably only hangs out with james and the gang because he is the bull for their wives and girlfriends.
>>337216374
>being a weak willed pussy
>>337216554
Do you have a screenshot of that? I assume you're talking about his hands "muscle memory". Because i read Mike's dick girth is 7-8 inches. Which is like a soda can.
>>337216724
Well we already know for a fact he was banging the redhead chick fromthe avgn movie. Mike dated her back in 2009
How does that little slip of a girlfriend of his even take that size?
>>337216669
To be fair, if it's your fetish it's your fetish, not like you can control it, if you get off watching someone fuck your wife then that's what gets you off, of course you're going to pursue it.
It's only an insult in the classical sense of the word, ie. before it was a fetish and a cuck was just someone who had an unfaithful wife he couldn't control, not sure what the modern equivalent insult would be.
In before t. cuck
>>337216741
skip to 4:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuGnkkVFY28
holy shit even bigger than I remember
>>337216727
>Willpower having anything to do with physical opiate addiction
It doesn't matter how strong your will is, if they hook you up to morphine for a month or more then take it away, your fucking body will shut down out of shock. It's not some pussy addiction like nicotine, get an education.
>>337216816
>To be fair, if it's your fetish it's your fetish, not like you can control it,
yes you can you fucking weak willed hedonistic bad character cuckold.
fuck off back to r/cuckoldcommunity maddox
>>337216858
>Jontron's fist almost entirely closed
Micropenis confirmed?
>>337209991
Saw the fag in the thumbnail,
Oh let's see how long it takes for him to be annoying. Literally the first five seconds.
>>337216958
>Not being a hedonist
>Not enjoying all the plasures of life you can so long as it's sustainable and doesn't shorten your lifespan or decrease the quality of life in the long term
Are you trying to get into heaven? Fucking retard.
>>337216958
>guy masturbates to literal shit
>this is fine
>guy watches someone else have sex with someone he loves
>this is not fine
>>337216969
>>337216969
hes got the length
>>337208192
Yeah
>>337216597
100% this
>>337216958
meme overload
>>337217162
7 inch
Daaamn thats like 2 cm more girth than i have. And some chick already struggle to gimme a proper bj.
>Mike and Bootsy have better chemistry than Mike and James
What went right?
>>337217127
>guy masturbates to literal shit
>this is fine
No it isn't you cuck.
>guy watches someone else have sex with someone he loves
>this is not fine
Of course it isn't. You don't fetishize loved ones you fucking amoral cuck. Not that cuckolds are capable of love.
>>337217337
>cuckolding being degenerate and destructive to yourself, your relationship and society is just a meme
> this is what /v/eddit actually believes
can't make this shit up.
>>337216443
i dunno why he isnt doing porn, he has the "dont even have to do gay shit and get millions are year to bang the hottest porn stars" size
>>337216135For you
>>337217440
Nigger it's clear that the majority don't give a fuck about masturbating to shit becasue that's not what people are called, cuckoldry got demonized, masturbating to shit didn't, you paedophile faggot.
>>337217573
>implying james doesn't pay him the big bucks to fuck his wife
>>337217573
Mike Matei's dick looks about the same size as Mandingos. There are some guys in porn out there who are bigger, but Mike if he went into porn would have one of the biggest cocks in the entire porn industry. Maybe even the biggest for white cocks
>>337217597
The majority are good goys that don't know the cuck insult even exists. But you can be sure they are disgusted by cucks and stat fetishists. I really hope i'm getting trolled right now.
>>337217753
Oh sorry, i meant the majority of dullards, what somebody does in their private time for their sexual pleasure is none of your business, it doesn't affect you in any way.
>>337217682
Is he bigger than Danny D?
>>337217682
the guy with the world biggest cock is white and he doesnt even do porn for some reason, but im pretty sure his whole job is getting paid to appear in things as the worlds biggest cock guy.
there is a vid of him being janked by george takei tho, so thats something
>>337217893
Mikes dick is at least 1.5" longer than danny d
Still laugh that he was discussing this in YT comments
>>337218045
if my dick was that big i'd be shouting it from the rooftops. so i really can't blame him
>>337218045
2/2
I'm sure his gf was terrified at first
>>337217862
>120 days of Sodom
>>337216910
It's not as bad as it would seem. Many soldiers in Vietnam were heavy morphine users and so are people who get hip replacements. Most don't stay addicted.
>>337218045
>10.2 inches
I'm no size queen, but I'd like to try a dick that big at least once, especially if it's thick enough to make me have to spread my legs fully.
>>337218182
Same. I'm not even into guys like Mike, but I'd let him fuck me just once for the experience and to be able to brag about it.
>>337218182
mike also has the girth
>>337208573
Okay, very funny, genius. Keep photoshopping. She doesn't care. She has tons of fans around the world that love her for who she is; a beautiful, talented individual that continues to provide people with fun material and content.
>>337218182
Your vagina will rip in half if you're not used to it gradually.
>>337218252
>"How'd you die?"
>"Motherfucker Mike."
>"You too?"
>>337218289
hopefully we will see mike do a porn one day. It would be weirdly awesome to see him cum
>>337218115
>Mike addressed the elephant in the room
>Having a big dick
>A good thing
It's more of a nuisance than a boon.
>First girl I fucked was a grade S++ slut and she could take it all and got me used to the pleasure of fucking hard and fast
>Get first real gf
>First time she sees it she's visibly disturbed
>Sex is too painful for her even after a couple of months to do anything but the slowest vanilla shit
>Have to settle for handies
>Have had girls I've taken home straight up refuse to have sex because they were worried I'd hurt them
>Penis reduction surgery looks like the most horrific thing on earth
I'd trade this thing for an average sized cock any day.
>>337218367
But how will the cum ever reach the tip of his dick?
>>337214319
>trading in your ability to get it up to for shit that may not even work
>being so insecure that you get hooked on chemicals
I'd rather just shave it off.
>>337218625
Don't sweat it, dude. Think of it as a glass slipper.
>>337218625
here we go, i have a 10.1 incher just short of the big dog mattei himself and i have never had a problem, ive fucked 1000s
jonah falcon has fucked over 1k and no one has a dick bigger, so get ur penis envy bullshit outta here
>>337217753
>stat fetishists
nobody likes RPGs that much
>>337218775
I saw mike leave a comment about how many chicks he's fucked and its unreal. He said "over 500 not sure exactly"
>>337219006
Speak for yourself, normie.
>>337219010
Not like he can ask them if he slept with them either, considering he fucked their brains out
Is there a nickname on this planet better than Motherfucker Mike?
>>337215225
>he's actually 4'10"
Seriously? I don't believe you. I mean, Peter Dinklage is 4'5".
>>337208192
Not that much, or his other stuff
Mike matei is a fucking annoying cunt.
>>337219147
I really wish mike would get into mom/son incest porn.
>>337219010
Some people have the gift
Like my ex-gfs cousin used to fuck a chick a day no joke for a few months. He's a massive tool so that helps but I don't get it, I could only get a handful of responses from the bottom of the barrel (Including the ex) from online dating, and he was getting top shelf on the reg from it.
but I've never seen his dick so maybe there is a reason.
Is this the e-celeb thread?
>That one episode of Game Grumps where Arin jokes about getting foreskin restoration treatment
>That moment where you realize that Arin is circumcised
>Dan reacts with shock and horror that Arin would even consider getting back his foreskin saying that having foreskin looks weird
>Arin tells him about how Suzy told him not to do it as well in a commanding manner too
No wonder the guy is fucked in the head and obsessed with penises. He's been genitally mutilated as a child, and everyone around him tries to rationalize his abuse and put responsibility on him. American culture is fucked up, man.
>>337219336
luckily I hardly have a sex drive or I'd be going nuts
>>337219510
Dan has gone FULL KIKE recently. Showing his true colors, they know their fanbase is mainly impressionable children and he is capitalizing on that by glorifying degeneracy.
>>337219510
>that moment you realize Arin started up Game Grumps to save up money for a foreskin
:_;
>>337219914
Mike celebrates Christmas
>>337208408
>It must suck being stuck with one character.
He doesn't do just one character though.
>>337212382
this girl is really fucking cute
>>337219914
The foreskin thing really disturbed me. Like, he was almost defensive about it. Seriously, I don't understand how people can justify this kind of child abuse. It should be illegal to circumcise children.
>>337220079
Thats mike matei's girlfriend. She's a 20 year old college girl. They have said theirin a open relationship. Mike fucks a lot of fan girls at game cons
>Mike's too much of a dick when he's distracted at the game sometimes and interrupts James' train of thought
eh, these guys are better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-J3GoT6WY
>>337220193
yeh i'd expect him too, girls at cons are easy to fuck even when you're not """"e-famous"""
>>337220134
What disturbed me is how he is convinced the shallow girls wouldn't sleep with him. He talks about sleeping with sluts all the time now, and they both do more "advice" sections to young viewers instead of just comedy. really think he's never had anyone love him or has loved anyone else.
I honestly think arin was just playing along with the suzy telling him no comment.
He did get really defensive, like goys not mutilating their penises is anti-semitic
>>337208192
It's like he's sucking the life force out of James.
Soon, he will be the new James.
And thus, the cycle begins anew.
>>337220343
He literally goes back to his hotel room with 2-3 girls at a time. Im mad jealous
>>337220389
>with every person whose life force he's sucked dry, his dick grows another inch
>>337220457
Like he needs more
>tfw you got circumcised because you had phimosis
it was a painful experience to be quite honest
>>337220193
lmao, probably just wants someone to cook him dinner
open relationship lmao
>>337213571
Mega Man Games was bad. He forgets what he's reviewing for half the video for some time traveling jokes and a moral about doing what you're best at.
Fucking love these threads
>>337218475
Kek
>>337208192
>ctrl+f no inspector gadget
have you niggas forgotten?
>>337220552
>because you had phimosis
You got jewed. The vast majority of men with phimosis just need to pull the foreskin back during masturbation, stretching the skin slightly over time. There was no reason for you to get mutilate your genitals.
>>337221748
Yeah unless it fully covers the penis when fully erect all you need to do is pull it back as much as you can in a hot shower, It gets looser with time.
>>337220193
Motherfucker Mike "Slaying poon every day" Matei is what King Cuck wishes he was
>>337219510
>having foreskin looks weird
Never listen jews.
Foreskin - more sensitivity.
>>337208408
You could always watch Boring Lame... er, "Board James".
>all these butthurt europeans itt
Upset that our dicks don't look like elephant trunks, fags?
>>337222113
>elephant trunks
1. You have more sensitivity.
2. In erect state it is looks the same or even better.
You been jewd m8.
>>337221958
It's not like it doesn't pull back when erect, flaccid cutfags look truly mutilated.
>>337220193
What a sleezy creep
>>337222059
>not liking Board James
Season 2 is fucking brilliant.
>>337221674
Who cares he's got a BWC he can do whatever he wants.
okay memesters back to school time for those who already got summer vacation
if one had a cock that big it erecting would result in a heart attack
Every e-celebis doomed to ultimate ignominy and failure. The web chews people up, sucks them dry and spit them out again.
The internet giveth, but it's wasteth also. Like months ye be in a flame too bright.
Basically never put your face behind a webcam.
>>337224269
That's not how heart attacks work.
>>337224430
yeah your weak human heart would not be sufficient to pump all that extra shit and would just collapse trying to keep up
>>337221674
meiny kampfta
what was that worst episode with the old man who couldn't keep his mouth shut and was childish as fuck
>>337208192
I watched the new Doom video. It was meh.
>>337215817
link ?
>>337224932
mike is probably sucking his life out, i bet him and james touch cocks and each time mike sucks a bit more size and a bit more life out.
when mike is rocking a 12 incher u know james will die any day
>>337225304
He's like the Stan Lee of dicks.
>>337224549
>>337224269
No, you'd just faint from lacking bloodflow to the brain. You wouldn't get a heart attack, that's not how heart attacks work.
>>337224801
What, the Jew?
>>337225467
I've heard the only way to kill mike is to attach a vampire bat onto his cock
James Rolf, aka "Videogame Nerd" aka "Sir Cucked to Oblivionton", is a poor sap His wife destroyed his movie. Her retarded SJW genes made a broken baby. She cucked the fuck out of him by sucking some feminists slob knob. She became an SJW because she took out her fucking brain and handed it to james to hold onto. James then tripped over mikes dinosauric long john and dropped it like a fat bitch slams her ham fist when demanding another canned ham. His wife should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Stupid bitch.
>>337218625
I know right?
And don't you hate when you just have so much cash you can't close your wallet? Poorfags don't know how good they have it.
>>337218625
Sounds terrible. I feel so sorry for big dicked people now.
>>337228413
Not him, but a few weeks ago I was with a Chinese woman, she was slightly taller than most.
She ended up doing the typical "ayah" trying to fit it in at first and when it finally was she was so tight it was uncomfortable and I ended up bottoming out about 3/4 of the way down. The whole thing just felt so uncomfortable and not fun. It was almost painful.
