>Mercy is 37 years old
>>337206230
>Transhumanism can't delay your aging
>giga-virgins still being hung up on her age
more for me, fags
>>337206230
I'm not seeing a downside here.
>>337206230
>implying that's not a good thing
Anon by the year Overwatch is supposed to be in you'll be grandpa age and she'd be the hot young thing that finally made your dick twitch after a decade.
Life begins at 30, as will my dick.
Mercy is a mature, experienced woman with the body of a girl in her mid twenties
TASTY CHRISTMAS CAKE
>Mercy doesn't exist
Dirty thirties, even better.
>>337207153
Talking about Brigitte, Reinhardt?
>>337207153
>implying Mercy doesn't like older men like Reinhardt
>>337206230
too bad once she hits 38, she's gonna look like she's 60.
Why do most whities age like milk?
>>337207286
Brigitte is his ward and like a daughter to him.
>>337207309
Yes that's what I was saying anon.
>>337207309
>implying she does
>>337207370
And? You make it sound like he couldn't've felt something before he realized he could be her grandfather.
>>337206965
The look of eating shit pizza /toss
>>337206230
37 isn't a problem.
The problem is that once women hit 40 their bodies take a nosedive pretty much always and it starts with the face.
This means that Mercy's good looks would have a very short lifespan.
In other words you can fuck her, just don't marry her.
>>337207339
she's a fictional character you dip
>>337206230
Robots can look anyway they like
>>337207516
>>337207516
and this is a fictional imageboard. youre point?
>>337207516I wish she wasn't
>>337206230
>she's 15 years older than me.
>mfw
Pharah and Mercy flying buddies, above Mei shitters
>>337207643
But anon, don't you know?Heroes never die.
>>337207231
This.
Mercy is literally perfect.
Why are Pharah and Mercy such perfect goddesses, /v/?
>>337207339
>Why do most whities age like milk?
It has to do with ethnicity, not skin color.
Lucky with genes, low stress, mentality and diet all also help keep a youthful appearance.
>>337207972
Because they don't get the limelight.
How old is this fucking cunt?
>Age 31
>10 years spent in cryostasis
Does this mean she's biologically 21? Logic would assume so since age is (or at least should also be) current year - year of birth. But apparently she's Mercy's senior. So is she biologically 31 but was born 41 years ago?
>>337208000
well then Mercy should look like a hag since being a doctor is one of the most stressful occupations out there.
>>337208000
Those are all Jews, not whites
>>337208047
she's technically 41 but you dont age in cryo so yeah
>>337207972
They complete each other kind of like Chocolate and Vanilla.
>delicious muscular brown
>perfect and soft aryan
>>337206230
how old is she in the nip version?
>>337208047
Mercy hasn't aged physically because of her own healing
>>337207627
>fictional imageboard
Is that supposed to mean that this place isn't real?
>>337208047
because theres no way to accurately measure how cryostatis affects aging theres no place for making assumptions.
>>337208139
it never was
we were all in your head
wake up anon
>>337208047
>So is she biologically 31 but was born 41 years ago?
Probably, depends on when she joins. They'll most likely never make a goddamn timeline so we'll never know when she joined.
>>337208139
Yes, it's all in your head.
>>337208118
not only that they make one of the best game pairing in the whole game
>>337208105
>41 years old
>Still by far the most attractive female in the game
I need to move to China.
>>337208105
Age is how long ago you were born, not your biological age. Premature babies become one year old 12 months after they were born, not 12 months after the day they were meant to be born. Mei is 31 years old but 21 years old biologically. Dialogue also implies that Mercy is biologically 27 years old, since Mei says that Mercy hasn't changed a bit since they last saw each other 10 years ago.
>>337208126
Doesn't matter, she's expired to them.
>>337208139
wake up
>>337208047
More like 10 years spent in fatstasis
I want to breed with this bitch. I don't care if we have like a 1000x higher chance of having a kid with downs.
>>337208176
>>337208259
>>337208047
only way to know is by birth date which blizzard didnt supply
>>337208000
Wow Matthew Perry's had it rough.
>>337208197
>>337208259
>>337208176
Do I have to die to wake up, like Inception?
>>337208276
>imploding she won't have nanomachines to reduce the risk of such things working as the pregnancy progresses.
>>337208245
i know what age is
she is 41 years old, regardless of the cryo. however, biologically, she is 31
She must have christmas cake-tier hairy armpits.
>>337208139
It's time to wake up, anon.
>>337208281
>>337208312
AWAKEN MY ANONIKI
We're all figments of your imagination. This isn't real. You need to wake up.
>>337208072
>well then Mercy should look like a hag since being a doctor is one of the most stressful occupations out there.
She's mainly a researcher.
>>337208089
First result in google.
>>337208127
Nowhere is that stated.
>>337208281
>>337208312
WAKE UP
>>337208262
>>337208324
Come on, that's the chinese sow. Mercy probably has cute tuffs of hair.
>>337208320
>she is 41 years old,
That's not true. She's 31 and biologically 21. She's younger than Mercy.
>>337208047
who cares shes fat and gross, the only reason you faggots pretend to like her is because you are also fat asses.
>>337208047
Wait where are we finding out these ages
>>337208441
>pretend to like her is because you are also fat asses.
I hate her, along with D.va, and it has to do with me being a recently freed skeleton. I wish to help my brothers escape from their fleshy prisons.
>>337208402
>>337208341
>>337208325
I CAN'T WAKE UP
>heroes never die
What did she mean by this?
>>337208441
Or maybe we just have objectively superior taste in women to you.
>>337208047
She's likely biologically 21, meaning she lived for 21 and spent at least 10 more in stasis.
Same as Tracer, she's stated to be 26, but she lived for much more because of her time-traveling shenanigas.
There's no way both were active in Overwatch that was disbanded 30 years ago otherwise.
>>337208546
She's immortal.
>>337208308
That's not Perry, but it's not far off.
>>337207231
Best of both worlds.
i really hope there are a lot of people around the world working on pharah porn right now.
she deserves far more love.
definitely much more then that fat chink and horse jawed healslut.
>>337208497
Funny, I like D.va's gameplay but not her concept.
I like Mei's concept but not her gameplay - she's a walrus of a cunt
>>337208571
Post the full thing D.va, we know you wanna.
>>337208618
Fuck off
Best girl when?
>>337208000
Wow. Ross looks amazing.
>>337208618
>horse jawed healslut.
But Mercy barely has more. I think you mean to say the pandering twitch slut.
>>337208243
t. Landwhalechaser
>>337208618
Mei is the only one who is even worthy of r34
>>337208705http://imgur.com/zbBNenN
>>337208571
Why is Mei fat in porn, when she has a normal build in game, just beneath ridiculously thick clothing?
>>337208000
Man, I'd still bang Lisa Kudrow
>>337208807
That's what lazarus pools do.
>>337208784
Who the fuck is she suppose to be? It's not Ana, so it can't be best girl.
>>337208546
>>337208596
I would have prefered it if her healing/ressurection had a darker tone to it, like with Lazarus.
Like you don't REALLY want to get ressurected, even though you can be "revived".
>>337208871
>Why is Mei fat in porn, when she has a normal build in game,
People are stupid and don't realize it, also tumbleh. half of /v/ might think Zarya is tumblr but no, she's a victim of poor color choice. Mei's tumbleh.
>>337208920
You mean like Reaper? He's canonically the only one who actually died and was brought back to life.
HAG
>>337209105
Do NOT shittalk our mommy waifu, you bastard
>>337208857
>Landwhalechaser
Fuck off. I like girls with a bit of meat but in order to ride this dick you still need to be under a weight limit.
>>337208871
Because the only clue we have to her body type is her ass in those skin tight pants. The only skinny girls with asses like that areunfortunatelynigresses.
>>337209152
It's just ten down in the daily crossword.
>>337209212
FASCIST
>>337206230
Good.I'm 32.
meifags and d.vafags just mad their waifus ain't gonna look so hot when menopause kicks in
>>337209212
>>337209339
Hot Fuzz is the best Cornetto tbqh
>>337209339
No, no, Fascism is seven across.
Pharah would be the hottest mom
Tracer would be the most enthusiastic mom
Mercy would be the most caring mom
Zarya would be the most /fit/ mom
D.Va would be the most cutest mom
Mei is nothing, nobody actually cares about Mei so she'd never have kids.
So you want to get healed?
>>337209369
>Mei will still be just as attractive in her 40s
>most women start to look like shit in their 30s
More than worth it.
>>337209359
How?
They Reinstagents say the cut off for actual manned human beings was 25. Beyond that are all the same bots reiterating their programmed past lives in motion?
>>337208871
Her face and her thick thighs are the clues to her being a bit chubby
>>337209432
Tracer with Mercy proportions would be a bestest
>>337209387
Oh! Bless you.
>>337209432
Mei will never have kidsbecause I'm infertile.
>>337209432
i would force mei to have my kids
>>337209457
Me
Where can i read about Overwatch's lore?
>>337209432
What about Widow? :v)
>>337209056
I mean that the actual ressurection part. Lazarus doesn't really revive people, he basically brings them back as zombies with their minds intact. His tech force bodies to still function but you lose bodily functions and things that made you human each time the body is "brought back".
Mercy's just reviving them as if nothing happened.
>>337209573
its all over this thread
>>337209573
The official website and the Overwatch wiki.
>>337209573
>Where can i read about Overwatch's lore?
lol
Seriously the lore is shit and basically non-existant.
>>337209152
>>337209432
>>337209457
Where did all this mom shit come from?I like it.Fapfics when?
>>337209369
>implying d.va won't off herself before she can get old when she realizes how pointless her life is, like every gamer eventually does
>>337209575
widow would be worst mom, arguable whether that is a worse fate than Mei
>>337206230
bitch could be my mom
>>337209573
Their short Bio and the shitty comics
>>337209575
Strictest mom, but she'd be 2nd place for most caring.
>>337209432
>Pharah would be the hottest mom
No fucking doubt.
>>337207501
We don't know what kind of anti-aging products exist in their timeline. It's possible she can keep those looks even longer or have a way to reverse them if needed.
>>337209657
>Seriously the lore is shit and basically non-existant.
>>337208571
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>337209708
>Strictest mom, but she'd be 2nd place for most caring.
Just right.
>>337209575
Widow would have an abortion
>>337209180
>chubby chasing
>>337208871
In her official art, she's
THICK
>>337207231
>Ara Ara Christmas Cake
>my dick soon
>>337209475
>mei is in her 40s
That's wrong
>>337209180
>a bit of meat
You delusional faggots always amuse me.
If you want to fuck fat bitches just say so and don't try to masquerade it as "a bit more meat"
>>337209892
Your reading comprehension is bad.
>>337209809
this is the most accurate
Widowmaker doesnt have emotions anymore and its likely her maternal instinct has been completely clipped
The kid would just get in the way of her obligations so she'd do the best thing for her and her kid and abort it.
>>337206230
>tfw 27 this year and cakes are my age group now
>>337209969
>If you want to fuck fat bitches just say so
I don't though. Properly fat chicks are fucking disgusting and 9 times out of 10 completely obnoxious cunts. I want to fuck bitches with fat asses and I don't mind a little extra belly.
>>337209432
Who is most likely to leglock when seed is being pumped into their womb?While holding hands?
>>337209550
Well shit, I'm sorry anon
>>337210291
Mercy, you should know this Pharah. Also Zarya if only to test your resolve as she breaks your ribs.
>>337210396
Where does all the OW shipping come from?
>>337208047
I see people arguing for both. She's apparently Mercy's senior (Mercy being 37), which suggests that she was in her early 30s when she was trapped in cryostasis, but on the other hand, apparently Tracer is listed as being in her mid-20s, despite the time-travelling thing messing that up. Either way, Blizzard haven't commented either way. Has anyone asked on their forums?
Where is it actually listed that she was "only" trapped for ten years, anyway? She has a few lines suggesting that she's been severely struggling to adjust to the technology and everyday life of the current-day after being unfrozen, which made me think she's been out of the game even longer, so I had a poke around and couldn't really find anything saying it was for any specific length of time, only that rescue came "years later".
>>337209369
Lvl 120 asian women are literally the cutest things on the planet.
>>337210396
>implying I'm Pharah
I would not be against rocket jumping either her or Mercy's bones
>>337210291
Mercy. 100%. I want to test this activity, though.
>>337209708
>the voice lines between Pharah and the older Overwatch members.
It makes my heart hurt.
Reinhardt speaks about his Squire, a girl. Maybe one day we will get a broadsword swinging qt.
>>337210482
>She's apparently Mercy's senior (Mercy being 37),
That could just be overwatch related in the sense that Mei joined before Mercy did. Which would work, since Mercy was particularly against their semi-militant ways but joined on for practical reasons.
As for how long Mei was frozen, I'd imagine more than ten years. She probably joined on shortly after the war, did some stuff, and then got frozen forever how long.
>>337210473
Tracer x Widowmaker is from the cinematics.
Mercy x Pharah is from the fact that Pharah lets Mercy fly temporarily and they have good synergy with Mercy's damage boost.
>>337210702
Brigitte? I could see it though maybe she'd be like a support Toblerone that goes around adding armor on and has a shield with a gun or something.
>>337210702
She appears in one of the comics and helps maintain his armour.
>>337210797
Also one of their bantz lines is self-assured confidence. I think Mercy says it if she helped someone get a multi-kill, though maybe it's dependent upon who's being buffed.
>>337210087
Sorry, lad. There's just too many retards out there claiming she's in her 40's.
>>337210473
In-game dialogue interactions.
>>337206230
Who doesn't like a good Christmas cake?
>>337210913
Mercy says "Keep the skies clear for me" to Pharah.
We all know Roadhog x Mercy is canon you faggots.
>Roadhog
>being in a relationship
>not being more of a "rape and pillage" kind of guy like his buddy Junkrat
Is Mercy a Christian?
This is important.
>>337211012
Shit that sounds like it could lead to something adorable. Now if only Pharah had a line after swooping in and defending Mercy or made a remark about keeping an eye out.
>>337210291
Widow, except it would be from behind, in her butt
I don't give a single damn, fuck, hoot, shit and anything else that can be perceived as negative, she is very beautiful and that's all that matters.
Pharah is more fun to play though.
>>337208618
>horse jawed healslut.
I'll fucking fight you, faggot.
>>337211132
Mercy is the only one that can keep his autismal ragefits in check.
Genji and Hanzo fuck D.Va like the disgusting pig korean she is
>>337211206
This is the distant future where technology rules. Religion has been phased out ages out.
>>337211501
Odd way to spell Jamison
>>337211520
Why would they care? They aren't chinese.
>>337211132
Homo buddy cops is a good ship anyway.
No fujo.
>>337211207
>Pharah recovers from certain death, thanks to Mercy
>"You're always looking out for me, I'm indebted to you."
>>337211206
considering how she has played god with multiple characters probably not
Is nobody going to post TF2 MedicxMercy?
>>337211565
Japanese hate Koreans too
>>337211556
>Religion has been phased out ages out.
>>337211556
>>337207231
Glorious Swiss genetics
>>337211556
>>337206230
Shes unaging like Mei.
>>337211579
Everybody has a nice line for when Mercy revives them. I like Genji's, his thank you is so sincere
>>337211206
I doubt Blizzard are going to put anything with Religious overtones in the game, bar the occasional skin referencing deities.
They're playing every angle in this regard EXTREMELY safely for maximum commerciality, they're not gonna take any risks by saying Mercy's Catholic or Mei is Buddhist or whatever and risk pissing anyone off.
>>337211520
>D.VA getting Double Dragon'd
>>337211592
Koreans hate the Japs, Japs don't care about Koreans.
>>337211556
*tips*
>>337211738
Fucking pussies
When are devs ever going to deus vult?
>>337211592
Well as long as Zarya can brutally rape that pig Mei, then I don't see a problem. D.va probably secretly loves getting spitroasted by them.
>>337211735
What does Pharah say?
>>337211738
One of the playable characters is literally a monk, twit.
>>337211686
>>337211781
where can i buy a sword like that
>>337208390
Research is stressful. Don't they even have mostly fixed term contracts (~6 months)
>>337211735
Would you happen to have a list of them? That sounds neat.
>>337211579
Exactly, they'd be top cute.
>>337211912
japan
>>337211520
>Be D.va
>Hanzo shooting at me
>DEFENSE MATRIX
>Boost at the gook
>He keeps shooting arrows
>Plow into him and head shot him as he desperately wriggles around trying to pierce my armor
Genji on the other hand can just keep double jumping around D.va and she's too slow to target him for the most part.
>>337211892
That is made up robo-buddhism, it doesn't really count
>>337211998
You mean Buddhism that robots practice.
>>337211972
facing a good genji, tracer, or soldier 76 is fucking cancer
so many of the offensive classes are so fucking annoying to deal with
>tfw no Mercy mommy gf
>>337206965
but i like delicious christmas cakes
>>337211892
Not of any real-life religion, however. The Shambali are their own thing, despite taking stylistic references from irl Buddhism.
>Doing my thing as Mercy
>"Behind you!"
>Turn around to see a Tracer in my face
>She gets flashbanged and headshotted by the McCree beside me
God, there needs to be more character interactions like this in game.
>everyone is fighting over robot rights
Could this shit be any more PG and bland?
I fucking hate Blizzard.
>>337212042
lewd
>>337212042
Iktf anon
>she wilk never say "I love you" as you cum into her hand while sucking her fat tits
>she will never sit on your face and call you a good boy as you eat her pussy and asshole
Kill me
>>337211686
>>337211781
fedoramind
>>337212019
it's not Buddhism, it's The Shambali. It looks a lot like Buddhism but it is it's own belief system founded by Mondatta
>>337212098
>"Behind you!"
I love that they yell this automatically. I can't even begin to recall how many times in FPS games over the years a single person will kill half a team from behind because noone notices.
>>337212183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>337212212
>It's not Christianity, it's Schmristianity!
No one's buying it.
>>337212153
>she will never wrap her legs around you as you're about to bust to force you to release your load into her womb and impregnate her
>>337212148
anon its a platform for wiafu's and brainless fun. the 'lore' is just for blizzard autists to have something to circlejerk about on the forums.
I've been telling you people that Mercy and Pharah are the goddesses of this game since the start.
Tracer and Widowmaker ain't got shit
>>337212217
That's a nice touch. I know Mercy calls out for help when she starts taking damage, I don't know if offensive characters do that also
>>337212235
These subhumans are all Bernie supporters I bet.
>Reyes resurfaced as a voltatile mercenary known as "Reaper." His identity and motives remained unknown. Now a ruthless and remorseless killer, he was responsible for terrorist attacks throughout the world. He fought in many armed conflicts over the decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization. Survivors described him as a black shadow ghosting unscathed through the most hellish battlefields. The few bodies recovered of his victims were pale, empty husks drained of life, their cells showing signs of intense degradation. It was speculated that Reaper was a byproduct of failed genetic alteration which forced his cells to simultaneously decay and regenerate at a hyper-accelerated rate.
Defend this, /v/.
>>337212380
Go back to pol. Stay there.
>>337212316
>she will never kiss you deeply as you cum inside her and cuddle you afterwards, saying that you got her pregnant and you're going to have kids together
>>337212485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04
>>337212235
why
>>337212316
>tfw she's 37 and will give you children with autism
I'd still do it
>>337212369
Tracer x Widowmaker is kind of like the lust and passion you'd feel after having a night of fun with someone you just met.
Pharah x Mercy feels more meaningful in that there's more devotion.
>>337212153
>>337212316
>>337212517
Stop pls, I just got done shlicking
D.Va is cute. CUTE!
>>337212374
I've heard it quite a few times from a good chunk of the cast. The only offensive character I'm sure I heard it from was Tracer. I only really took note of that one because at first I thought it was an enemy Tracer taunting, but it turned out to be a friendly Tracer calling out a reaper.
>>337212563
I WISH Trump was Hitler.
>>337212148
>Could this shit be any more PG
That is actually something I like about Overwatch, it's one of the main things I like about it. It's PG as fuck and really stupid and over the top, yet it takes itself 100% seriously. It has the feel of a 90s cartoon and I absolutely enjoy it. Everything is played straight, none of this meta "LOOK AT HOW SELF AWARE WE ARE" shit, it's just dumb fun. I mean obviously there's jokes and 4th wall breaking but it doesn't drown itself in it either (looking at you Gearbox).
>>337212374
Yeah, when she starts healing someone she'll also go
>I am right behind you
She also encourages you if you start doing well with stuff like
>We are doing great together!
>Don't worry, I am still with you
:3
>>337212616
Fucking beta D.va orbiter leave. No e-celeb shit.
>>337212658
You don't find it weird that it's totally kiddie and yet all the characters are murdering each other?
Is Tracer still cute when she's shooting out someone's brains for robot rights?
>>337212590
Stop lying on the internet.
>>337212517
>>337212316
>>337212153
>be an inferior male
>accept that I will never know love in my lifetime
>not strong-willed enough to still feel pangs of depression because I will never have a caring swiss girlfriend doting over my health
the truth hurts
>>337212658
Yeah it really reminds me of early Pixar movies that took themselves seriously, but were still fun and relatable to most of the audience.
I hope they stick to this style since we're stuck in an age where everything has to be a meta reference or breaking the 4th wall.
>>337212531
T O P B A N T Z
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>>337212659
>>Don't worry, I am still with you
>>337212739
>she's shooting out someone's brains for robot rights?
But she's not? She's a mercenary.
>>337212739
yes, because all parties involved reincarnate in some way.
>Medic! Oh wait that's me :)
Easily her best line.
>v suddenly got good taste
what happend? did reddit amd tumblr leave
>>337212853
So she's not shooting bullets, she's shooting tickles?
>>337212857
You can clone someone, but that original person still died.
>>337212867
All her voice lines are doctor jokes
Its kind of cute.
>On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the pain?
>Take two, and call me in ze morning
>Hm.. Self-medicating.
>>337212937
>If others are having fun, I must stop it
>No matter the cost
That's you
>>337212979
>stop ruining muh FANTASY
TRACER IS A MASS MURDERER
>>337212937
not in this case, as when people revive they make quips about trying it again (widowmaker being a primary example, respawning and saying things like "Now you have my attention" and "Let's try this again"), implying they retain the same consciousness.
>>337212767
Yeah it really does have some parallels to The Incredibles now that I think about it. Not a ton but they are there.
>>337212739
It's no weirder than Wolverine not being able to actually fight people with his claws in the cartoons because THINK OF THE CHILDREN. There's a whole lot of A-Team/GI Joe firing going on in Overwatch, I'm alright with that.
>>337212946
My favourite is the "doctor is in the house", because I love House M.D.
>>337213013
DELETE THIS
>>337213034
That's like copying files to a new drive. The old drive is still destroyed.
Imagine how many dead D.Vas there are.
>>337208000
Whhuuuuuut is the GOD damn hold UP captain Sobel
>>337213013
What no, she's totally one. It was about her fighting for robo rights. She's personally pro-omnic but she's a mercenary, meaning she'll do work that might not align with it. It's not like she'll sit down and pout if she's doing something that's against them in-game.
>>337213034
Or Mercy "back to square one" or "the wonders of modern medicine"
>>337213103
She's killed in the name of robo rights.
She even kills people on her own side for no reason according to gameplay.
>>337213034
Roadhog rides again!
best girl knows no age
>>337213086
>Imagine how many times D.Va got raped and killed and she remembers every single one
>>337213013
Murder is defined as unlawful killing though.
>>337213192
So Overwatch has government clearance to murder """""terrorists""""" on sight?
Fukken evil as shit
>>337213151
Okay, anon my original disagreement was saying that what she does is in the name of robo rights. It's largely because she's a merc cause why else would she be working with Reaper and Widow maker in game.
>>337213242
That must be why Overwatch got forcefully disbanded.
>>337213242
Fight evil with another evil, faggot.
Lurk moar
>people think Overwatch agents are fighting for robot rights
Overwatch was SPECIFICALLY started to put down the Omnic Uprising. They're fighting AGAINST robot rights. Most of the characters don't like Omnics in the first place. There's a reason why Genji was mentally fucked up before meeting Zenyatta.
>>337213242
Is it murdering if they respawn right afterwards?
>>337213161
Ana go to bed, you're still not femRaiden.
You think we'll ever get OG 76 skin?
>>337213265
Tracer still murders people. Guns kill.
>>337213276
>edgehog: the post
>>337213291
Then why did Tracer try to save that gay robot?
>>337213297
Yes. You can clone someone but that original copy is destroyed.
>>337213354
Maybe one day.
>>337213378
>Tracer still murders people. Guns kill.
Okay
