Here's that new Pokemon game you wanted, anon! Happy birthday!
>No, mom this isn't the game, this isn't even a GAME! GODDAMMIT YOU SUCK, YOU SHOULD'VE JUST GIVEN ME THE FUCKING MONEY, HOPE YOU SAVED THE RECEIPT
>>337197628
FUCK YOU DAMMIT, I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT DAMN ABORTION YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>337197008
>here's that mp3 player you wanted for your birthday anon!
>>337197008
Thanks gram, I expected as much
>>337197008
Question for oldfriends: if I was born in 95, do you consider me a le 90s/early mid 2000s kid, or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive participation trophy iCarly/Hannah Montana/Chowder/Flapjack
/total drama island selfie late 00s piece of trash?
>>337197826
HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS AND USED TO HAVE ONE
>>337198040
late 00's, you weren't probably conscious up until 1999 probably
>>337198040
You don't belong anywhere.
>>337198082
I actually had one too, I only had a disk of that episode of spongebob where they play in a band or some shit and an episode of fucking jimmy neutron.
thanks, mom
>>337197749
I SHOULD'VE WENT WITH THAT YOU FUCKING WHOOORE
>>337198040
the general rule of thumb is that the better your memory of 9/11, the more of a human you are
>Gba sp didnt have a headphone jack
still mad
>>337198040
>iCarly/Hannah Montana/Chowder/Flapjack
the fact that you can name these things answers your own question, faggot.
what is with this generation of children who are so desperate to look mature and literally ask if they're accepted among their peers? If you're so fucking mature, blend in you piece of shit.
>>337197826
Didn't that thing run uclinux?
>>337197008
aww shit, I had one of these. One of the episodes was the Mt. Moon clefairy one.
Video and Audio quality was fucking SHIT but back then this thing was amazing
>>337198350
is this the daily Pokemom thread
>>337198551
They need an identity but they don't have one. I was almost gonna get drafter during Vietnam, but I didn't thanks to my mother being a crafty liar. People back then GAVE a shit, what do you have to give a shit about nowadays? 9/11? Most kids don't care/remember/understand (and some believe it was a jewish conspiracy). The world is fucked, people are losing reasons to have an identity thanks to the internet.
>>337199483
Nevermind, it was this thing.
>>337199683
I don't care about 9/11.
>>337197008
Were these made using the same techniques that allowed for cutscenes in Kingdom Hearts CoM?
>that one toys section at walmart that has all that crazy scientist and electronic shit
Jesus Christ that quality.
>>337197826
I had one of these, it was fucking garbage
At least I had Band Geeks and a couple episodes of Zoids
HEY BRO CHECK IT OUT I GOT A SIX SECOND CLIP OF ALL-STAR
>>337202667
These were obsolete even when they first came out.
>>337202667
I got that exact same color but only had the Britney spears clip
>>337202850
r u a qt gril
>>337202667
It was seriously that bad?
>>337203087
I'm pretty sure they were included in McDonald's happy meals so yeah. Also they were like less than 64k quality
>>337203087
That shit was a scam. You put those little carts into the thing and its only about a minute of the actual song.
>>337203225
>A minute
You got twenty seconds of the chorus at best
>Here's a toy from McDonald's. >Sorry I couldn't get you sonic, bud.
I didn't even give a shit because these things were awesome
>>337197008
Did this actually happen to you OP?
In britbongland those things were rare as shit even when they first came out, no way anybodys mum would get them this by accident unless they were fucking with them on purpose
>>337198436
My mom kept me home from school and I ended up playing The Sims all day.
I got you Mario Party 3 like you asked. Happy birthday!
>>337203390
Oh shit, I remember having the tails one and the Shadow hockey one.
What kinda happy meal toys do kids get these days?
>>337203390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0
>>337203390
>My first toy was the shadow one
I was born to be edgy
I remember asking for pokemon cards but got a pack of cards with pictures from the show/movies
>>337198436
Other than us hearing the news on the school bus and my reaction, I can't remember any of the day.
I imagine we werr snarled in traffic for hours and eventually ended up getting the day off, so we took the bus right back home
>>337198520
You could buy an adapter that plugged into the charging port that let you plug a pair of headphones into it. Hell, nowadays you can get cheap Chinese ones on ebay for less than a dollar with free shipping.
>>337200905
I had a fucking toy where you would melt rubber/plastic stuff into metal molds and make fake bugs and shit.
The thing got a million degrees, and would burn the shit out of you if you touched it while it was heated up or if you touched any of the hot molds. Kids these days most likely never had toys at 7 years old that could permanently scar them. I feel bad for them.
>>337202667
holy fuck i hated these fucking things
"HIT CLIPS-JUST A FEW FUCKING SECONDS"
I had that bake a cake oven which was pretty nifty. I baked cookies and cupcakes for my friends. I didn't know how gay that shit was back then.
>oh hey anon gonna make us some cookies tomorrow?
>yep, just gonna get some raisins for them!
>>337203645
>people had these as their /first/ toy
>it's Heroes-era Sonic
FUCK I feel old, I'm only 23. Are you underage or some shit? Or did you just live a poverty childhood
![FP7110-castle-back[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zP2ieR3.jpg "FP7110-castle-back[1].jpg")
>>337197008
>tfw its the early 2000's
>mom doesnt know she has cancer yet, dad doesnt know hes going to be on the recieving end of a DUI crash in a couple years after that
> Wake up early saturday morning
> Get driven to toys r us, duelist league time niggas
> Whip ass from table to table
> Getting my book fully stamped, more duelist pins that I have room for on my backpack strap
>Go to great lakes crossing mall yugioh tourny that year, get 1st place
Oh my how the time flies by
>>337198040
Talk shit about Chowder and Flapjack again, you little shit.
>Th-thanks Grandma
I think I was 13 when I got this, and I probably would have played it if I had a XBAWKS, we enjoyed the movie.
She also blindly got me SF Rush for Christmas, I sorta felt meh about but ended up really enjoying it.
>>337204202
That's fuckingadorable
>>337198040
Why do you keep making these posts?
Why do people keep falling for them?
>>337204202
Are you gay now?
>Hey Anon, your grandmother sent you a present for your birthdayThanks Grandma, I miss you.;_;
>>337205010
Indeed it does. This shit hole of a state just keeps getting worse, too.
