Which starter are you choosing and why is it this little guy?
I'm waiting to see if there's a hard mode of any kind
if there is, I'm choosing that cute-ass owl
>picking the cuck owl
he's so fucking cute but that flying/grass type
>>337177935
Because the other ones are hideous.
Nigga's cute and dapper as fuck.
>>337177935
I LOVE TO SING-A
>>337177935
>Mfw this Gen's Starters.
Shit, man, for the first time in decades I don't fucking know who to choose.
All three of them look so damn good.
>>337178360
yeah, 1 ice shard from a physical attacker and this guy is toast
guess we'll have to wait and see what his hidden ability is
>>337177935
NOT A KEK
NOT A KEK
I'm waiting to see the evolutions first, i usually go with water but this time i'm not really feeling it.
>>337177935
What's his name again?
>>337178739
Hootroot
>>337177935
>Grass/Flying
>>337177935
I'm obviously picking the Barn/Screech Owl.
>>337178739
Cuck owl
I like the designs but unless it's a step up from X/Y with challenges of some kind, I'm not gonna play it and just use gen 7 pokemon on Showdown
>Dis lil owl is gonna be da next bulbasaur
>>337177935
>giving a shit about starters
>not just benching them right away
They're useless outside of Greninja and he got banned.
>>337178739
Rowlet
>>337178648Gale Wings
>>337178772
That's its evolution, anon. I bet you also think Pidgeot evolves into Pidgeotto.
>>337177935
I can't choose between Rowlet and Litten yet. Popplio is hideous though, so he was easy to ignore.
Why does everyone like the cuck owl.
>>337178928
while priority is utterly broken that's basically what this guy needs with his shitty typing
>>337179000
Because it's adorable.
>>337179000
Simple design and cuteness.
>cuck owl
Did I miss a meme or something? I was gone for a couple of hours.
>>337178705
even if its shit I always go with water, I'll never betray my water bros
even that otter that was utter shit or the boring penguin
but squirtle, totodile, mudkip and froakie are 10/10
I'm sure I'll be able to at least play with the seal, and to be honest I think I'll like it too.
>>337179000
They identify with it.
>>337178949
>That's its evolution,
You keep telling yourself that.
>>337178603
About the moon-a and the sun-a and the spring-a
>>337178992
he's all right
![Screen_Shot_2016-05-10_at_11.32.38_AM.0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tj17jQI.png "Screen_Shot_2016-05-10_at_11.32.38_AM.0[1].png")
SEAL'S THE DEAL
>>337179095
Mad sealfags that their mememon isn't liked
THE KEK OWL
>>337177935
>people expecting there to be a "challenge" in a Pokemon game
Just don't buy the game, stop even thinking about Pokemon at this point. The games have always been easy, and always will. If you need a challenge play something else. These games are not for you
>>337179000
Cute
You better expect I'm picking the round little fucker. Owls are boss.
>>337177935
I hate grass starters and the water one looks like garbage, so i guess i'll pick the fire pokemon
>>337179207
but muh Battle Frontier
Fire kitten is neat, but overall none of the first evolutions have excited me again. Waiting to see evolutions, wonder when they'll be shown.
Post yfw you realize that the three starters are a three man circus crew. The Owl has a bowtie and a tail like one too, the cat is a fire type and goes through hoops of fire, and lastly the seal looks really similar to a Juggling Circus Seal.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>337177935
what are the 3 starters?
his evolutions are going to be edgy as fuck
>>337179095
Its 2015+ version of tips fedora.
>>337179235
>implying owls are birds
>>337178648
You can say the same thing for Garchomp or Gliscor. Stop with this scrub mentality.
>>337177935
slutmon. owls are known to shapeshift into thinner, taller form when in danger. the wings will become hair and the tie will move to its head.
>>337179304
nigga, look at the fucking catalog or go to youtube, retard.
>>337179181
>I have no idea what I'm talking about
>>337179095
Some guy posted that he HAD to sell his pokemon games because his 1 week gf said so. Then everyone begin to call him a cuck.
OP was using a Rowlet picture
>>337177935
Going with the ass clown in hopes the 3rd evolution becomes the best evolution. Either way, water always, no matter what.
Honk, honk, motherfucker.
>>337179303
>Seal Lion is going to end up looking like a fucking clown
It's going to look fucking retarded.Which is why I'm going to pick it.
>>337179296
Hopefully in like a day or two in Coro Coro
OWLS
W
L
S
>>337179393
that's a stylish family
>>337179406
Oh, that thread. I read like the first few posts and just left. Looks like I made the right choice.
>>337179204
>bow tie
>argyle print
>horn rims
Can the one on the right be anymore of a hipster cuck owl
>>337179401
shite starters honestly
>>337178739
Huuhkataja
>>337179207
You're as bad as the people that say having shit food at a fancy restaurant is because you're paying for the atmosphere and not the meal.
It's literally an excuse.
Kids can be challenged, and kids like challenge. You know what kids fucking hate? Being treated as kids. Kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for, and a good challenge teaches them trial and error.
At this point though, Pokemon's difficulty is made for babies and not kids, or at the very least, casual shitters that play nothing other than phone games.
>>337179401
why is that water type so awful?
>>337179401
Literally worse than GEN 2. At least there you got an angry crocodile, fire weasel and a plant dino
>>337178603
I like this drawing, but the artist screwed up the beak. It's 2 hard parts, white upper beak and bottom orange one. Still very cute.
>>337179327
They have feathers and lay eggs, why wouldnt they be birds
>>337179303
I think people are just seeing things now. I don't see that at all.
Must be some American thing.
BORB!!
>>337179563
No, he's saying there's never been difficulty so dont expect it.
Its like going to a McDonalds and saying "wtf, I'm an adult now, where's my New York Strip seared the way I like it?"
>>337179616
I know autistics have trouble with change and unpredictability, but I'm almost certain that the artist knows and merely interpreted things in their own way.
>>337179667cuck
>>337179667
> Borb
> Not Birb
>>337179563
This
I gave up on Pokemon after Pearl, but Rowlet is adorable.
He's gunna look like some badass Clockwerk looking villain.
>>337179620
What if he doesn't identify as a bird?
>grass starter
>is a bird
>has barely any green on him
what
the
fuck
is
this
SHIT
>>337179393
>>337177935
This is the first generation where Im not interested in lewds of any of the starters.
>>337179761
No need to name call, I've just noticed a few mistakes in fanart, some that I made myself when I first saw the starters, so I assumed he had done the same.
>>337177935
>Couldn't even be fucked to give him tufts of feathers
Modern gamefreak is a disappointment.
>>337179938
The Seal is ugly as sin, the other two look alright.
>>337177935
Because he is an intellectual
>>337177935
I haven't played poke`mon since Ruby/Sapphire.
Haven't finished one sinceYellow.
>>337177935
Based Navy Seal of course
>>337179938
Someone do me a favor and post Madotsuki for me.
Where are the jokes about using Bone Club on the seal already
>>337179492
>the one on the right
>not knowing Blathers' name
>not regarding the Animal Crossing franchise with only the utmost respect
Gtfo my board you fucking shitstain
>>337179563
Alright mate, I'll bite.
Pokemon is an adventure game where your goal is to 'catch and master all of the pokemon'. You are asked to research the region, collecting all available pokemon and learning what they can do.
You're supposed to catch them all and use them all throughout the main story. The routes and everything are designed to accommodate this. If you just over-level the strongest pokemon, after looking up which ones they are ahead of time, of course it will be easy. If you do as asked and play the game as intended, it has a reasonable amount of challenge.
Also, the game is about enjoying the region, not grinding and getting frustrated. If you want a difficulty spiking bollocks-fest play a souls game.
If you don't like the game and the way it's made to be played then stop playing it and stop complaining about it.
>Another Hawaiian region
If there's no toucan Pokemon I'mma be mad.
>>337179097
I hated the otter at first, but Samurott is top-tier
>>337180104
How does this art exist already, what the fuck
>>337178619
Are people like this trolling or something? These are some of the worst designs in the entire series
>>337177935
>literally a hoppip
>>337180104
>>337179938
Fuck, I need more evolution predictions/fanart
>>337178441
This.
>>337179097
How is this boring?
>>337180227
>Another
>>337180227
>another
Did I miss something?
>>337180280
Low quality shit eaters that get off to nothing but moe trash.
>>337179938
>water/ghost
yup
>>337179938
See, this type of theme would have worked so much better in X and Y because of the whole paris mime thing they had going on.
Circus on Hawaii is just too fucking weird for me
>>337179178
i was going to name him that, anon!
>>337180130
I would like a water/fighting last evolution, something like a seal with boxing gloves
>>337179938
The fire evolution looks like a fucking digimon
>>337180227
>another
what
>>337180352
>>337180354
They're probably thinking of Hoenn, or maybe the Orange Islands.
>>337179140
>>337179178
Sealmind
>>337177935
Cat looks like something we've seen a million times before.
Seal is the dorkiest looking starter we've seen in a while.
This owl though, this owl looks like it will evolve into a fucking beast.
That seals nose looks dumb as fuck. Otherwise it would look decent. At least it's not gen 5s starters I guess.
>>337179938
when the owl becomes the autist.
>>337180334
This new and obviously water-based region better have at least one trumpet.
>>337178739
Borb
>>337180130
I hope the last stage is an intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked Sense of Humor clown, just like me.
>>337179852
>>>/tumblr/
has anyone else noticed that the bowtie looks more like a strapless bra?
im almost expecting a humanoid evolution
>>337180104
literally evolves into every single male browsing these threads.
>>337179303
Confirmed.
What's wrong with you guys?
It's literally just a reskinned Hoppip.
Why would anyone pick suck a boring pokemon?
>>337179393
There are people on this very planet who won't be playing Russian Rowlet. What's your excuse, /v/?
>post the best starter pokemon
nobody got shit on torchic
>>337181397
such a simple design
such a fucked evolution.
I'm worried for my cute Moon birb.
>>337181397
Torchic is the second worst fire started just behind the pig.
>>337181397
Torchic is literally one of the worst.
>>337180104
a literal leaf blade.
>>337181397
Thats not Cyndaquil
>>337178351
Simon Cowell detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc
>>337181397
get the fuck out of here, tweety bird
>>337181397
I like torchic, but combusken and blaziken are fucking hideous
>>337181626
>Cant fucking evolve
sorry but Pokemon Yellow Pikachu is worthless if it can't become a glorious Raichu
>>337179095
Just /vp/ trying to force another meme now that "original snivy do not steal" is dead.
>Most non-retarded looking starter of the 3
>>337179452
Imagine this without their feathers
>>337181724
worst-chu is hideous. get the fuck out of here
>playing Pokemon in the current year
Nigga
>captcha : 2005
>>337181626
>Pikachu
>best starter
>>337180104
*flies swiftly behind you*
*uses Aerial Ace*
nothin personnel kid
*flies swiftly away*
>>337180962
Judging by the trailer music, we're getting tons of tribal drums
>>337181814
Raichu looks like a god damn Legendary Magic Pikachu God
>>337180962
Fuck off with your trumpets.
>>337182062
it looks like a fatfuck pikachu with worse colors
Goddamn they're all ugly as fuck
>>337182062
literally just a pikachu with downs
>>337181814
Say that to my face faggot
Am I the only one who sees the sulphur symbol plastered on Litten's face? That's metal as fuck.
>>337181814
>clearly a beta cuck who got bullied by an alpha with raichu in school
JUST
>>337182367
Seen that post on twitter. Yeah its sulphur.
>reskinned Houndour
>>337179406
that's it?
i guess you're automatically a cuck if you even know a cuck at this point
>>337177935
For sun I'm going to pick the water one. For Moon I will have trouble deciding between the bird or the cat.
First post with a 5 decides which starter I choose for moon, fire or grass.
>>337182367
Someone was quick to point that out on /vp/ after the reveal. Pretty cool.
>>337182624
fire m8
>>337182624
>buying both games
>>337181814
>>337182117
>>337182215
>Better colors
>Bigger and Badder
>>337181830
>>337182504
these anons get it
>cuck owl
>edgelord cat
>retard seal
Guess I'm stuffing them in the box as soon as I get literally anything else
>>337181372
where'd u get that art?
>>337182743
modded 3ds, going to install them both for free and transfer legendaries and exclusive 'mons between them/use them for double mystery events.
>>337182753
raishit:
>nasty burnt orange
>VERY overdesigned ears/tail
>too fat to be considered cute
Pikachu:
>tasteful electric yellow
>perfect simplicity
>exceptionally cute
the answer is obvious: you've got shit taste
>>337179303
>>337182847
They can evolve, you know.
Also, how is the owl a cuck? Does anyone on /v/ know what a cuck really is?
>>337182887
>transfer legendaries and exclusive 'mons between them
Hope the offline Pokemon Bank supports this game in the future.
>>337179097
>boring penguin
You are a giant faggot dude, seriously. Empoleon is one of the best pokemon from that awful fucking gen.
whats this cuck owl meme about
I'm probably going with FireKot this time. But I'm honestly liking all the starters the more I look at them. They are all really adorable and have different types of charm going for them.
>>337183210
You can get pokemon bank without paying for shit? My free trail ended before I ever ended up using it.
>>337183187
It is a new meme because some actual cuck was making threads with the owl in the op
>>337180104
It so irredeemably ruined that it's too real. Get ready for Blaziken levels are garbage design.
>one of the starters is already ruined and it hasn't even been 3 days yet
>>337183431
Thats some retarded milhouse tier shit.
>>337183417
Modded 3DS only. There's a homebrew offline PB.
>>337183594
Autism works fast
Has their evolved forms been shown yet?
>>337183705
I ain't gonna argue with that. That is just how autism and memes work
>>337183834
Their first forms were shown just today.
>>337182857
Think it was on Twitter. Here's the full version I have.
>somehow convinced /vp/ will get better when we get info
>/vp/ actually gets much worse and forces even more memes on a regular basis
>>337183895
>Those feathers on the back are just black lines
>no effort put in
I like the Owl.
I'm getting some Piplup vibes from it. I hope it has a cool form like Empoleon.
>>337184092
They gotta cut corners somewhere if there is no chibi people in the overworld
>>337183895
Fuck. It is just so cute, I can't take it. Help.
>>337184142
I honestly think Empoleon was a fluke in design.
Someone's kid probably drew it and it got mixed up in the final stages before they made stuff and they just rolled with it.
I doubt anyone at nintendo/gamefreak back then could ever come up with that design for a starter.
Much less nowadays.
>>337184057
>Go near /vp/
>Furfags everywhere
>Like coming out of the walls
>Only actual discussion is showdown/competitive
>Thats shit is still flooded by reddit tier memes
Cant wake up
>>337180280
Nah, they just hold different opinions than you.
>>337184057
The only thing /vp/ is ever good for is when somebody actually posts a legit leak there. When Greninja was first posted it shook the whole board with people screaming fake and crying it wasn't real
>>337183970
>>337182857
It's from the official pokemon site
>>337179095
It's the popular one. By far.
Good lord the staters fucking suck this game. And I liked Chestnaught and Greninja. I'll wait for third forms. If they still suck then I'll pick the Owl and just get to endgame so I can keep using the same team for PvP. There better be some good mons so I can at least think about updating it some. Calling Dragon/Fairy and Poison/Fairy now.
At first I didn't like the owl and sea lion, but they've grown on me as I look at them more.
Edgy cat gave me best first impressions and is still my favorite, I hope its final evolution is at least Yveltal levels of edge.
>>337185007
At this point the only reason I am interested in Pokemon is to keep transferring my team from Gen 2.
Litten
becuz the owl is a shit type, and the seal looks like ass
>>337182969
raichu's tail has a simpler design than pikachu's
>>337179772
Here, I spent too fucking long on this autistic and poorly edited piece of shit
So based on the Chinese Zodiac the cat will end up a Tiger, right?
>>337185726
Maybe
>>337179492
Blathers has been around for longer than 4ch has you faggot
Funny how there is always a starter that is not as popular as the other 2. Well except gen 3.
>Bulbasuar
>Chikorita
>Turtwig
>Snivy
>Chespin
>Popplio
>>337185981
>snivy
>Not oshawatt
>>337185726
considering the supposed dog was a fox, that cat can be any kind of feline.
>>337185635
I commend you for you efforts.
>>337178603
how is it that bird starters are GOAT every time?
>>337177935
A fucking owl
You don't understand how hype I feel right now. Owls can see in the night. Owls can bend their head to see what kind of fuckery you're doing behind his back. This is some Alien type of shit, Ridley shit. Shit, this should be the Pokemon you need to capture in a Master Ball.
When Kids grow up and played this game they're going to say they chose the mother fucking puffy owl, look at this motherfucker. When he looks you in your eyes, directly into your soul you know you dun fucked up. He's already thinking about turning you into minced meat like he already did your trainer, fucking faggot.
Grass bitches be craving that leaf bow-tie he got going on, motherfucker is deadly, intimidating and fucking styling on these bitches.
What are the chances of having at least 100 new pokemon? Separate from new mega of course. Unless they are dropping those with some new evolution thing that has to do with that weird diamond shape on the jp logos.
>another seal
>another owl
>another cat
WHAT THE FUCK
>already some nerd explaining what prehistoric animal Rowlet is
>>>/vp/26260206
Unless that water starter quits clowning around in his evolution, I'll be choosing between the owl or the cat.
Not a fan of clowns, not in the slightest.
>>337186672
I'd be surprised if they didn't considering they've added at least 100 new Pokemon every gen except for Gen 6 (unless you count Mega forms as well)
And this time they took a year off from making a new title and don't have to 3D model every single previous gen Pokemon as well
>>337186456
This isn't the first Owl Pokemon, you know.
>>337179140
He looks SO stupid. Even for a pokemon this design is terrible.
>>337179951
Sheeeit, I bet you'll change your mind when we see some evolved forms.
>>337187076
Don't respond to the shitty pasta.
>>337179646
w... what.
>>337187076
Yeah, but Hoothoot and Noctowl were useless. It's nice to see a new owl.
>>337177935
Going with the kitty. I always pick fire.
>>337186275
underrated post
>>337179951
>Not wanting to fuck that uninterested look off of the cat
>>337187428
>I always pick fire.
Why? Just curious
>>337186696
>IT'S NOT A SEAL IT'S A SEA LION!
A friend of mine said this to me today, completely serious
If the Grass one turns into a classy gentleman, that would be fine.
If the Cat evolves into anything other than Fire/Dark, I'm out.
As for the sea lion, that depends on how far they take the circus theme.
Who gives a shit about starters? They're always useless. I always let mine go ASAP
>>337184142
DABBING DIBSHIT!
>>337183431
it's not even new anymore.
What is that gay ass shit?
Jesus H. Christ, Pokemon is a fucking nowadays.
Red and Blue are the only true Pokemon games, anything else is for cocksucking aborted faggots.
>People claim these starters look retarded
>Think back to gen 3
Gen 3 had some ugly evolutions. I was trying to recall why I hated gen 3 the most.
I'll probably choose the tiger on one and potatowl in the other.
I'll trade one of those blue seels first tho.
>>337186456
>literally liking a cuck
>>337187491
It's a meme that's posted multiple times in every thread.
Have I gotten too old for pokemon? This is the first time I've really not been able to accept the new starters, they dont even look like pokemon to me.
Dont even get me started on the box legendarys, those look like fucking yugioh cards
roothoot is stage 2
>>337187861
haha us 90's kids
>>337180838
holy fuck those talons
>>337177935
This owl is /fa/ as fuck. Of course I'm choosing it
>>337187916
Pokémon Red-Eyes and Pokémon Blue-Eyes when
Let me get this straight
>its an owl
>with a bowtie made of leaves
Why the FUCK would you need another pokemon than this guy
All the designs are awful.
>female character will undoubtable look better than the male
>can't think of any moon-themed female names besides shitty ones like Luna
Fuck
>>337187946
Isn't the first evolution called Stage 1?
I thought it went
Basic -> Stage 1 -> Stage 2
>>337188010
>throws ice your way
>4x weakness
notting personnel cuck owl
>>337188072
Io.
>>337188072
Diana?
>>337188010
>Grass/Flying
>The Water starter will undoubtebly learn Ice Beam
>>337187916
>Have I gotten too old for pokemon
No, the designs keep getting more and more lack luster each generation. Gamefreak have fully embraced the moe and pander to that audience with the starters now.
>>337188101
Potato potato.
>>337188072
Celeste
Eclipse
Wanney
Crescent
Those are off the top of my head.
Any fanart of Rowlet hanging out with fellow Grass.Flying types Hoppip and Tropius?
>>337187531
There's already better cat options.
I'm going with the Kill La Kill cat
>>337188010
>no one pointing out that the green tail feathers make it look like he is wearing a little coat to go with his bowtie
