You caught a fairy in a bottle! What do you do with her?
it's a grenade
throw it
>>337168021
Release it, since the game is already piss easy enough, it doesn't need extra lives.
Letting the player put fairies in bottles was a mistake.
Shake it vigorously, then drop it in lava
Masturbate into the jar
>>337168021
Oh great! The mouth of the bottle is just wide enough for myDICK.
Open Bottle. Fart into it. Close Bottle. Repeat everytime I have to fart.
give it a tiny gun to shoot on degenerates who would dick the bottle.
Take her clothes off, then release her butt naked into a crowd of boy fairies!
>>337168021
feed it fish flakes
Stick dick in the jar.
Cum on her face
Get my box of matches
Take one out of the box
,,,
you know what happens next
>>337168319
You got a seriously tiny dick, dude.
>>337168021
Wait for my turn.
>>337168580
no, what happens?
DROWN IT IN PISS
>>337168718
i openthe doorand geton the floor
>>337168021
Cum in the jar repeatedly until it's full, then leave it on a radiator for a few months.
You caught a Deku Princess in a bottle! What do you do with her?
>>337168021
Do you have to ask?
>>337169025
I read a strategy guide years ago that made a joking remark of "hawk her off at the curiosity shop".
Eat it.
What do you guys think fairy tastes like?
>>337168021
>rape
jerk off infront of her until she submits sexually
>>337169348
In LISAyou can rescue a guy named Toby from a gang, you are supposed to hold him hostage in order to recruit his lover to your party but you can actually sell him for some mags.
We did it everybody we fucked the fairy to death.
>>337170310
You're next, bitchboi.
Get in the bottle.
>>337170310
Thats why we can't have nice things
>>337169773
wrong the dude doesnt pay
>>337168021
Let her go as I have seen the error of my ways.I should have just poured honey on my dick, it's not rape if they are coaxed into it.
>>337168021
Uncork it and shove the entire fucker up my ass.
>>337168887
>Cum in the jar repeatedly until it's full, then leave it on a radiator for a few months.
What will that do?
>>337170865
I meant you can sell Toby to a regular vendor.
>>337168280
Turns it into a milk jar!
>>337172132
This kind of milk jar is superior.
>>337172927
God dammit Plague I love your filthy degeneracy.
>>337172927
i bet she smells like SHIT