Fuck, Kiss, Marry, Kill
Fuck, Tracer
Kiss, D.Va
Marry, Mercy
Kill, Widowmaker
>>337157535
Fuck D.Va
Kiss Tracer
Marry Mercy
Kill Widow
what's up with tracer's hand
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck and Fuck.
>>337157535
I DEMAND YOU PUT MERCY'S MUD FLAP BACK ON
Fuck Widowmaker, kill Tracer, kiss D.VA, marry Mercy.
>>337157535
I don't know who they are, but here goes.
Fuck -The brunette one in the blue/pink suit.
Kiss - The dark elf one.
Marry - Robotic Angel.
Kill - Orange one, I guess.
How'd I do?
>>337158356
The only correct answer.
>>337158036
/thread
>>337157535
Fuck Widow, Kiss D.Va, Marry Mercy, Kill Tracer.
This is the correct list, if you disagree your opinion is wrong.
>>337157535
Fuck: Widow
Kill: Tracer
Kiss: D.va
Marry: Mercy
Where is Mei
she's
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>337158356
Mah nigga
>western "games" have now devolved to waifu-bait
How the mighty have fallen, huh?
Fuck: D.va
Kiss: Tracer
Marry: Mercy
Kill: Widowmaker
>>337157726
This is the only correct order.
>>337157535
Kill then fuck and kiss D.Va
Marry Mercy
>>337157535
Fuck Mercy, kiss Tracer, marry D.Va, kill Widowmaker.
>>337157726
This. Patrician taste. Be sure to have plenty of babies with Mercy as well.
![dr__angela_ziegler__overwatch__by_alex_chow-d9vjs3u[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LGK4PQz.jpg "dr__angela_ziegler__overwatch__by_alex_chow-d9vjs3u[1].jpg")
>>337157535
>fuck
D.Va
>Marry
Mercy
>kiss (her vajayjay)
Widowmaker
>kill
tracer
>fuck
mercy
>kiss
tracer
>marry
d.va
>kill
widowmaker
>>337157535
>No Mei
>>337157535
Fuck widowmaker
Marry mercy
Kiss tracer
Kill dva
>>337157535
fuck Widow
Kiss Tracer
Marry D.VA
Kill Mercythen mercy revives herself and fucks me
>>337157535
>No Mei
I'd Meirry Mei, fuck the rest.
That's a dismissive "fuck", not a sexual "fuck".
>>337158483
> Eastern "games" have now devolved into waifu bait.
I don't need a pic. You're on 4chan.
>>337157535
Fuck Amelie
Kiss Lena
Marry Angela
Kill Hana
Widowmaker: Kill
Tracer: Marry
D.Va: Kiss
Mercy: Fuck
Marry DVA
Fuck widow maker
kiss tracer
kill mercy
>>337158725
No symmetra either
Shit list is shit
>>337158731
>then mercy revives herself and fucks me
Mercy can't res herself anon.
>>337157535
>Fuck
Widowmaker
>Kiss
D.va
>Marry
Mercy
>Kill
Tracer
easy
Fuck Mercy
Kiss Widowmaker
Marry D.Va
Kill Tracer
Fuck Widomaker
Kiss Tacy
Kill D.VA
Marry Mercy
>wanting to marry Mercy
Do you want to get cucked by the dwarf?
>>337158835
>wanting a pooinloo
What's the point, she'd be a kill for everyone.
Fuck Kiss Marry D.Va.
Kill everyone else.
>>337158853
fine she rezzes widow after I'm done with her
point is I'm fucking all of them
But you're missing a few girls.
>>337158726
literally the only correct answer.
dva fags are true cancer
>>337158356
Correct
>>337158946
>I will never stop projecting my lust for manlet cock onto girls to hide my gay feelings
marry pharah, JUSTICE rest
>>337158946
>Getting cucked by a Swede
impossible
>>337158450
Die Widow
Die Tracer
Die D.va
Die Mercy
>all these people wanting to marry mercy
Best girl confirmed.
>>337157726
thisu
>>337157535
Fuck black widow
Kiss Mercy
MarryPharah
And kill Tracer
>>337157726
This, the only sad part is losing out of Widow's damn good ass, but it's acceptable.
>>337159060
SWEDEN YES
>>337159071I dont know why I replied to a post ;_;
>>337158036
>kill blackwiddow
ya ur high dude, you're telling me you dont wanna hit that booty everynight after she fucking murders somone?
ur crazy dude
>Not wanting to marry farah
>>337158356
exactly what i was going to say
>D.Va
Fuck in every hole
>Mercy
Fuck in every hole
>Widowmaker
Fuck in every hole
>Tracer
Kill because her hairstyle and Lightning sized ass kills my boner and vengeance must be had.
>>337158943
topest of tiers.
I like playing as DVa, but her fucking voice is insufferable. Everything would be awful.
>>337157535
Kill Tracer
Kiss D.Va
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Those last two choices were hard.
>Everyone wants to marry Mercy
You're good people.
Kill them all.Except Pharah, she is literally the definition of perfection.
>>337158356
patrician taste
>>337157535
What's the deal with these chicks? Is overwatch supposed to be progressive because it has women in it? Even though they are only for wank-fodder?
>>337158908
>>337158415
>uuuur duuuur i'll just pretend I don't know overwatch by saying things like "dark elf one" and "robotic angel" so I can look edgy uuuur
Just
>>337157657
why is the first post always the best
mods please
>>337159386
>Is overwatch supposed to be progressive
No.
>>337159226
get out
>>337159329
>marrying a shitskin
first you need to teach her and Symmetra to go poo in the loo
>>337157535
Marry D.Va
Kiss Mercy
Fuck Tracer's stupid whore face
Kill whatever her name was, probably not important.
>>337158908
Flawless taste right here
>>337159506I'm into scat anon
>>337157535
Fuck Tracer
Kiss Mercy
Marry DVa
Kill Widow
>>337158356
This desu.
>>337159386
Sure is. About as progressive as mythology dealing with gods and goddesses.
>>337157535
fuck - widow
kiss - d.va
marry - mercy
kill - tracer
>>337157535
Fuck widowmaker
Kiss widowmaker
Marry widowmaker
Kill the others.
Fuck Widowmaker.
Kiss Mercy.
Marry D.Va.
Kill Tracer.
Sorry, I'm not into girls with a boy's haircut.
>western shit
>western shit that is also 3dpd
>>337157535
The correct answer is
Marry D.VA
Fuck Widowmaker
Kiss Mercy
Kill Tracer
>>337158835
POO
>>337157535
>fuck mech ass
>kiss tomboy ass
>marry angel ass
>kill fat ass
>fuck
tracer
>kiss
mercy
>marry
mei
>kill
widow
>rain from the sky
JUSTICE
Marry Mercy
Kiss Tracer
Fuck Dva
Fuck Widow in the ass
Get fucked in the ass by Pharah
Poo on Symmetra
Zarya gets to watch
Kill Mei
>>337159560
>A D.VA taller than 4'6 with some actual curves
This I would love.
>>337159386
>Is overwatch supposed to be progressive because it has women in it?
What? Of course not.
>>337159705
lost
>No Pharah
>No Mei
come on negro
>>337159506
I want to eat Symmetra and Mercy shit!
Fuck: Mei
Kiss: Pharah
Marry: D.Va
Kill: Tracer
I want Mercy to be my mummy, I want her to tuck me in at night after reading a story and kissing my forehead and saying "Gute Nacht mein kleiner Engel". I want her to worry about me when I am sick and make me soup and nurse me back to health, I want to snuggle her when I have horrible nightmares. I want her to hold me.
>>337159386
>thinking a game is progressive because it has women in it
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people.
>>337159735
>Not wanting to breed short girlsIt doesn't matter, either's fine.
>>337157726
Fuck D.va
Kiss Tracer
Marry Mercy
Kill Widowmaker
>>337157535
Marry Mercy
Fuck Widowmaker
Kiss Tracer
Kill the other one
The only good thing to come out of overwatch is the porn.
>>337159735
>curves
You mean a broken spine?
>>337157535
Kill Tracer, Kill D.va, Fuck THEN kill Widowmaker, Marry Mercy
>>337158483
all /v/ ever has been is shitty anime vidya waifu threads, western and eastern
>>337159735
Too bad. Fanart is all you got.
>>337158791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
>>337158356
I never thought I would be shitposting about which video game characters I would fuck, kill, kiss, or marry, but I agree with this order
>>337158726
Patrician taste
>>337159560
>this anatomy
>>337157535
Marry Mercy, Fuck Widow, Kiss Tracer,Kill D.Va
>>337159912
ur twisted
>>337159912
Honestly thisu Familia.
>>337157726
>>337158036
>>337158356
>>337158415
>>337158447
>>337158450
>>337158536
>>337158592
>>337158667
>>337158726
>>337158908
>>337158943
>>337159281
>>337159623
>>337159685
>>337159705
>wanting to marry Mercyyou guys are alright in my book
>>337157657
>not "kill this thread"
pathetic
>not marrying Widow
it's like you faggots don't want unlimited access to that ass
>>337160702
You'd have to live with her. You can tell she'd be a bitch to live with.
>dva
>pharah
>mercy
>mei
>symmetra
>tracer
dva a best, tracer is a trap.
>>337160702
>Marrying a maker of widows
Anon she didn't earn that name from the spider kink.
>>337160043
I'm glad we understand each other.
>>337157535
>Fuck Widowmaker
>Kiss Tracer
>Marry Mercy
>Kill D.Va
There is only one valid option, mei mei mei mei mei
>>337160913
mei is for killing
>>337157535
Fuck widow
Kill tracer
Kiss diva
Marry Mercy
>>337160913
The only right option in that list is killing that chinese fuck pig.
>>337158036
This guy gets it
>>337157535
Kiss Tracer
Fuck Widow
Marry D.Va
Kill Mercy
>>337160702
Did you forget what happened to her last husband?
One night is enough for me.
>>337157535
Fuck Widowmaker
Kiss D.Va
Marry Mercy
Kill Tracer
This is objective.
>>337160702
>lore literally states she was tortured and brainwashed to kill her husband.
>>337160758
I think she'd be more dominant than a bitch
>>337157535
Fuck Widow
Kiss Tracer
Marry Mercy
Kill D. Va.
>>337157535
Fuck D.Va
Kiss Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Kill Tracer
>>337157535
Fuck, Kiss, Kill, Marry
From left to right.
I only chose to Kill D.Va because I didn't want to do any of the other things with her.
Fuck Mercy, Best body imo
Kiss Widow
Marry D.Va, VidyaWaifu
Kill Tracer
Tracer is so fucking shit-tier it's hilarious. She has no ass, no tits, and the worst fucking voice.
>>337157535
Fuck Widow
Kiss Tracer
Marry D.Va
Kill Mercy
Kill WM, kiss tracer, marry D.Va, fuck Mercy.
>>337157535
Fuck Tracer
Marry Mercy
Kiss D Va
Kill Widowmaker
>>337161767
Shit taste.
>>337158946
Fuck Tracer
Kiss Mercy
Marry Dr. Va
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck Widowmaker
Kiss D.Va
Marry Mercy
Kill Tracer
>>337161739
>she has no ass
Excuse me?
>all these plebs wanting widowmaker at all
She'll fucking kill you, thats where the name comes from
>>337157726
This
Mercy is the only wife material there
>>337161840
This
>>337157535
Kiss Tracer
Fuck Widow
Marry D.Va
Kill Mercy
>>337162008
that's retarded, how'd that make me a widow
>>337161739
also scrawny legs, stupid hair and a terrible name
>>337157535
Fuck, Widowmaker
Kiss. D.va
Marry, Mercy
Kill Tracer
>>337157726
this senpai
>>337158726
Correct.
Fuck D. Va's butt
Kiss Mercy's butt
Marry Widowmaker's butt
Kill Tracer. Keep her butt.
>>337162217
Hello.
>>337158356
10/10
>>337162273
It doesn't since you'd be a widower in that case, but she's the widow. Cause she killed you, after you got married.
everyone that dont kill widowmaker is autistic
>>337157535
Marry Mercy
Fuck Widowmaker
Kiss D.Va
Kill Tracer
>>337158036
Correct. Black Widow would just kill her husband..
>>337157535
Mercy is Objectively the best waifu material
>marrying anyone besides mercy
>>337159071
kek
>>337161739
i am the only guy ever that likes her voice
>>337157535
Objective opinion coming through
>Fuck Widowmaker
>Kiss D-va
>Marry Mercy
>Kill Tracer
Fuck Tracer
Kiss DVa's butthole
Marry Mercy
Kill Widowmaker
>>337157726
This.
Fuck Tracer
Kiss Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Kill D.Va
Kill Mercy, Tracer, Widowmakercuddle with D.va
Anyone answering anything other than marrying Mercy is retarded
>marry widowmaker
>get cucked and killed by her corporate owners
>>337162750
This fampai
>>337157535
>Kiss
D.VA
>Fuck
Mercy
>Marry
Tracer
>Kill
Widowmaker.
>>337158946
Can somebody explain this meme?
>>337162945
>implying she wouldn't kill you
>>337157535
>Fuck
All of them
>Kiss
All of them
>Kill
None of them
>Marry
Mercy and then have 2-4 kids with her
>>337159912
>this is the future that Britbongs and Americlaps fought against
Will you retards be on the right side next time?
>>337157535
Can't tell if uncensored chocolate brown ass or brown pants.
Fuck Widowmaker, Kiss Mercy, Marry D.Va, Kill Tracer
>>337158356
This, definitely this
>>337162945
>rifle cartridges with no rifle
>not a tied-down holster
Pretty mediocre cowboy tbqh
>>337157726
Patrician/10
>>337157535
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Tracer
Kiss Mercy
Marry D.va
>>337162819
fucking shit taste
>>337163295
how to make quality webm of this caliber
>>337162461
You like D.Va too, right?
I knew you had good taste!
Fuck Tracer
Kiss Mercy
Marry D. Va
KIll Widowmaker
marry Pharah
marry Symmetra
marry Mercy
marry Tracer
kill D. Va
>>337163628
I like(Almost) all Overwatch girls.
Marry Mei
Fuck Widowmaker
Cuddle Mercy
Kiss Tracer
Kill D.Va
>>337162006
She has no ass...
I'm excited for this game, because it will actually have discussion on /v/ since it has waifus in it instead of never getting threads about it after 2 weeks like a million other games.
> discussion
Yeah i know. I'll take what I can get
>>337157726
Never in my almost decade on 4chan has one post /thread ed a thread so hard.
Yes, yes, fucking yes, yes.
Reminder overwatch lewds are subtle shilling encouraged by blizzard
>>337161739
Seems like she is fun to hang out with. Being a qt3.14 is just a bonus.
>>337163932
Am I supposed to care?
>>337163932
>Reminder overwatch lewds are subtle shilling encouraged by blizzard
False, they are even on a crusade to remove SFM models so people don't make porn.
>>337157535
The only correct answer is this:
>Fuck
D. Va
>Kiss
Tracer
>Marry
Mercy
>Kill
Widowmaker
anyone who disagrees is a faggot
>>337163932
>Japanese game has great designs
>based japan
>Western game has great designs
>SHILL SHILL SECRETLY A MAN CANCER CANCER
>>337164227
They have their heads too far up their own asses to recognize free marketing.
>>337157726
>i came to this conclusion then came apon this post
mah nigga
>>337164227
>on a crusade to remove SFM models
Isn't it too late for that now though? Surely the models have spread like wildfire?
Marry, marry, marry, marry
Until recently polygamy was legal everywhere until betas realized they couldn't compete and had to pass laws.
D. Va isboring! BORING!
>>337163763
Well they are all pretty cute, but D.Va is my favorite.
Though its mainly because I played her the most.
>>337157726
Trully the patrician choice
>>337164571
Now realize that one guy has to support and feed everyone in that family.
>>337164571
What is this from? My dreams or is it a show?
>>337157535
I want to kiss tracer and see her get flustered. Hatefuck widowmaker. Marry D.Va for money. Kill mercy but its okay she can revive.
>>337164571
Polygamy is degenerate.
>>337158356
Exquisite taste and also correct answer.
>>337164571
>>337164730
>>337164738
It's from some awful show about this guy living in a mormon compound and practicing polygamy despite polygamy being outlawed in their commune or some shit like that.
Big Family or something.
Fuck Widow
Kiss D.Va
Marry Marcy
Kill Tracer
This is objectively right
In a perfect world
Fuck Pharah
Kiss Pharah
Marry Pharah
Kill Tracer again
>>337157535
kill, fuck, kiss, marry
>>337164601
Ah I see then.
who virgin here
literally perfect
>>337157535
Fuck,Genji's Robo puss
Kiss, Symmetra
Marry D. Va, Mei, Tracer, Widowmaker, Pharah
Kill Zarya
>>337165391
>that feel when no Tracer gf to rewind the both of you to just before you busted inside of her so you get to orgasm repeatedly
>>337157726
FPBP
>>337165219
Everyone.
Don't forget you're on /v/
>>337165695
yeah, i'm on /v/
so that means like 60% of posters aren't
this isn't /fa/ or /a/ or something
>>337165486
This shouldn't have given me an erection.
Fuck, Mercy
Kiss, Da.V
Marry, Widowmaker so I can fuck that fat ass all day for the rest of my life
Kill, Tracer
>>337165580
that was the hottest thing I never wanted to hear
>>337157726
this right here
>>337157535
You
>>337157535
All this marring mercy
>>337157726
switch mercy and widowmaker and it's good
Fuck Widowmaker
Kiss Tracer
Kill D.Va
Marry Mercy
>>337165580
Fuck you anon for giving me ideas I should have already thought about
Fuck Tracer
Kiss Mercy
Marry D. Va
Kill Widowmaker
>>337166331
>>337166054
I appreciate your foolish dedication to die for the sanctity of dat ass
>>337157535
Yes
>>337166506
Call me a fool all you like im just in it for that phat ass, who cares if I die if I get a taste of heaven first
My god, D.va is fucking perfect
>>337157726
I came to this thread to post the exact same thing, patrician taste anon
https://youtu.be/wDfPCxVMrY4
For some reason I really just wanna buy this game because of the porn and waifus. It doesn't feel good either.
>>337166608
Some things are just worth fighting for. I understand.
>>337166627
I'd raise her APM
>>337166627
>>337165580
>she rewinds you right before you nut multiple times
>>337166745
fuckin kekd
>Fuck
Pharah
>Kiss
Pharah
>Marry
Pharah
>KillTracer
Fuck D.Va
Kiss Widow
Marry Mercy
Kill Tracer
Whats the point of kissing.
>>337166743
>not posting Trump with his stand 「THE WALL」
>>337157535
Fuck Widow
Kiss Dva
Marry Mercy
Kill Tracer
>>337160050
i honestly hate you newfags
>>337157535
Fuck D.Va
Kiss Tracer
Marry Mercy
Kill Widowmaker
>>337166968
When you actually try it you'll understand.
>>337157726
>>337158356
what kind of kissing we talkin' about
just a peck on the lips or tongue down the throat
>>337166627
>>337166950
I knew D. Va porn would be garbage. Looks nothing like her.
>>337157535
Fuck Dva
Kiss Mercy
Marry Tracer
Kill Widowmaker
>>337158356
perfect
>>337167227
Tongue-fuckin' her airhole.
>>337159632
>>337159657
Yes this
Everyone saying marry Mercy has the right idea. Plenty of the Overwatch girls are great rule34 bait, but Mercy is the only one who's waifu tier.
fuck and kill Widowmaker
>>337166897
this desu
>>337157535
Marrying means unlimited dickings, right?
Fuck D.va
Kiss Mercy
Marry Widowmaker
Kill Tracer
>>337157726
I'd switch Widow and Tracer. I'd rather fuck Widowmaker's fat ass and have her moan in french than just hear
>Oo that's it luv, shuv it up me bum yeh
>>337167254
It's pron anon. You should've expected that.
