Why are these banned from AGDQ?
>>337150776
To keep the weirdos out
>>337150776
Uyamas income isn't any place for fun.
To keep autism levels within tolerance.
To not promote pedophilia.
Because Mike has decided that only certain kinds of autism are permissible.
>>337150776
nofun for their "non-profit" masters
>>337150776
No bad taste allowed.
>>337150776
Some people were suing them as masturbatory aids, humping them.
>>337151650
How is Youmu bad taste?
>>337150776
Nobody likes dorks
>>337152326
Don't respond to memebots
Let me ask, what kind of an adult walks around with a plush toy?
>>337152384
The same kind that goes to a speedrunning event
>>337151076
what a dick
>>337152384
One who likes plush toys and isn't ashamed.
>>337152384
adults who frequent the /jp/ fumo thread
The bigger question is why are fursuits allowed?
>>337152434
this, speed running is fine but going to a public event is just cancer.
>>337152342
>dork
This meme needs to end.
>>337152464
I used to browse those threads. It's honestly pretty cute how they like to play with their fumos
they perpetuate a problematic narrative
to stop the autism levels from reaching critical mass
>>337153089
>meme
It's not a meme, it's canon
>>337150776
That is not a "thing", jerk.
I would get more of these if they weren't so expensive second-hand. I only have like six.
>>337151104
>To not promote pedophilia.
Then why are they letting Caveman play another loligame?
>>337154094
>second hand
Oh that's gross
How much is the cheapest you can find them?
I love those things.
>>337154273
Better used plushies than nudey figures.
>>337153286
More
Why would you, as an adult male, want a doll?
https://my.mixtape.moe/ltueyk.webm
>>337154397
You can find them cheapest on Amiami
>>337154550
Because you didn't develop mentally.
>>337154407
You'd be fine with a used-goods touhou?
>>337154625
still have no idea what actually happens in this
>>337154550
Why wouldn't you?
>>337150909
>>337151086
>>337151104
>>337152384
>>337153390
>>337154550
>>337150776
Touhou faggots are banned everywhere.
>>337154697
I'm not a meme so I have no issue with it.
So anyone want to give an ACTUAL answer for people who are interested in knowing?
>>337154550
Why would you, as an adult male, play videogames?
>>337154709
He puts on a show about how speedrunners only care about world record and how terrible that is, then gets a world record and drops the facade entirely.
>>337154709
He's speedrunning, he gets stopped for some reason, then bitches about it. That's what it looks like to me.
>>337154848
If you're looking for an actual answer you're going to be looking for a long time because there isn't one.
>>337154407
Figures don't absorb the cum though
>>337154994
And people come on plushies way less than on figures.
>>337154848
A few of the runners had their plushies on screen at all times during one of the marathons, and this means that no one can ever bring their plushies to any future marathons.
>>337154848
The answer is SJWs, some SJW faggot told them they were sex dolls so the retarded organizers banned them
Fuck SJWs
>>337154848
There were dolls left on the couch and people kept throwing them arounf I guess
>>337154848
a couple runners had the gall to have them on cam and usually someone in the crowd would be holding it. usually it was reimu.
>>337150776
because sluts.
>>337154848
I think the official explanation given is that they distract attention from the runners themselves and their run
>>337152576
underrated post
Keep your toys in your house you fucking manchildren.
>>337155304
>ships from: hong kong
>>337154550
The same reason I own a dog, smoke and drink alcohol
I want to
>>337154848
The reason given during the events (source: I was there) was that it was distracting to the runners. There were numerous cases of people on the couch fucking around with the dolls, but I never personally heard of anyone getting distracted. Cosplay is also banned, I think. It's not good reasoning, but it's what was given. GamesDoneQuick is known for being fucking retarded about rules.
>>337154848
People kept humping the dolls.
>>337155320
If distracting attention from the runners is an issue then maybe we should have thrown out little miss "can you stop" over there.
Better yet, just have no one there at all. Let the runners be alone.
I always thought those things were cute even if I don't give a shit about touhou in general
>>337155528
So if I hump the controllers, will they ban controllers from being used?
>>337154848
They smelled like semen
Not that anyone could smell that from the shit stench of the couch
Especially after those jrpg runs, 6 hours of four guys sitting in once, how many farts is that?
>>337155593
This, I like the chibi like style they have
>>337155589
Don't you meme arrow me motherfucker
You wanna come at me you come at me like a fuckin man
>>337155712
How often do you think people fart?
It's probably not as much as you do.
>>337154848
Short story: no fun allowed
Long story: they're trying to "appeal to a larger audience", and that means sacrificing many of the people that helped make it what it is, both runners, support volunteers and fans alike. It's not exactly SJWs but the ones responsible aren't far from it.
>>337155895
this is retarded bullshit and you were very obviously not at the events
>>337153286
I keep Sakuya in the back seat of my car whenever I go driving on the weekends.
>>337153474
Wow, ZUN completely destroyed her character.
Did they ban all sorts of dolls, or just fumos?
>>337153286
I think I made an image of my Marisa playing another shmup, but it wasn't cute enough to be reposted and I've since lost that hard drive.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>337156174
All sorts of dolls. It hasn't stopped people from bringing up something for their own run (look at Diddy Kong Racing and the bananas) but you will never find something just lying around between runs anymore because of this ban.
>>337154550
I used to think people who buy figures and shit are pathetic. Actually I still think that but I started buying figurines last year. I'm pathetic.
Never watched these streams but every time I hear them brought up it's because of something really fucking stupid
what's the appeal in this shit?
>>337154848
Product placement by non-sponsor (even if Touhou Projects is pretty grassroots)
>>337155670
If the controller has a skirt and ribbons then yeah.
>>337156456
Some people like speedruns/speedrunning.
>>337156456
It shows the familiar experience of playing through a game in an unfamiliar way. It's just interesting, is all.
>>337156408
If you're happy about it, then it's not all pathetic. Unless it's Funko Pop, then consider killing yourself
>>337156594
Story behind this picture?
the only people more autistic than speedrunners are people that hate speedruns. quote me on this
>>337156787
t. speedrunner
I imagine people without fumos must lead depressing lives.
>>337150909
>To keep the weirdos out
If they wanted that, they wouldn't have speedrunners.
>>337156836
How do you mean?
>>337157286
Not true I have a normie friend who owns one. But then there's me who owns one and is insecure.
>>337155567
The can you stop SJW is chums with the organizers or maybe even jewyama himself so it's okay
She's the event organizer now or something. She has an actual paid position at *GDQ now
>>337157286
These things are worst then Funko pops.
>>337157561
CoolMatty is the event organizer.
>>337150776
because people hate fun.
Never played 2hu but I want one.
Which one's the cutest?
>>337156787
the only people more autistic than sonicfags are people that hate sonicfags. quote me on this
>>337156408
Is it something good?
>>337157728
Sakuya
>>337157728
Remilia
>>337157728
What are your interests in a character.
>>337153474
I like dorks tho
>>337157728
Reimu
>>337157885
who's the cutie on the left
>>337157728
The newer Sanae.
>>337156729
Guess you mean >>337156546
Just a normal day in the oldy /jp/
>>337157728
Clownpiece;__;
>>337157954
A thief.
>>337157954
A dirty, rotten crook.
Where should I start if I want to get into 2hu?Am I a retard for asking and should just start from the first?
>>337154637
Thanks anon, have a great collection as a reward.
>>337150776
They take attention away from the meatflesh women.
Meatflesh women need as much attention as possible, in order to show them respect and acceptance, and encourage equality, in order to fight those misogynist MRA bigots.
>>337158270
Just read the stories of the first five and start at six. Make sure to read the mangoes and buy the albums.
>>337158136
>>337158150
sounds awful
>>337158454
She is. She steals girls' innocence.
>>337158386
That tiny Cirno In Cirno's lap looks so happy.
> I know you dislike PCF and want more international charities but we're going with PCF again this year
what did she mean by this?
>>337158386
Lord have mercy
>>337158386
>>337150776
They are rare and wanted, it could be a huge distraction.
>>337158573
>she
what did he mean by this?
CoolMatty is a man. Not even trans. Also, it's literally just because PCF pays for the event almost in its entirety
>>337158442
>young nigga Donnie
>>337158386
>>337158386
Spooky nazi skeletal detected.
>>337158442
>young nigga Donnie
>>337154848
They are distracting for the runners.
Fumos are not easy to come by.
I know it's retarded specially when girls like "Can you stop" do drama in the speedrun room.
Making a Fumo from scratch should be easy for a seamstress no?
>>337159518
Sorry senora but it may be a bit on the difficult side.
>>337150776
People were sticking their dicks in them.
>Ban fumos
>Ban cosplay
>Regular plushies are fine
>Guy dressing up in a fur suit is during AGDQ 2016 is also fine
GDQ is run by retards. If they want to stop things that "distract" from the run then they should ban it all.Reminder that we have NASA this month. Might be good?
>>337159931
On stream?
>>337157728
Probably Tewi, but I'm also partial to Marisa v2.
Was banning fumos the absolute last straw for speedrunning?
>>337158442
>Telling him to skip MS objectively one of the most polished and fun 2hu games.
KYS
>>337157728
Ran Yakumo is the best in the world
>>337160083
Yeah. It was really lewd, I can't believe they got away with it.
>>337159748
Why, if you hold a certain standard and give a considerable amount, say 15 dollars for a plushie doll, I'm sure a seamstress can do it.
I mean, the eyes are just patches which you can get made at a patches store or something, the body is literally a generic big headed, noodle arms doll body and a seamstress should have enough experience to make cute frilly dresses, specially if you provide her with examples and pictures.
Taking photos of fumos is f u n
>>337154774
Flan looks like fun.
>>337158386
Why would you need more than 3 plushes of the same character?
>>337154774
Post the running one.
THE FUMO MENACE
>>337160250
>>337160083
>>337159931
>>337160540
LMAO 2BAKA
>>337160409
Sometimes.
>>337160682
Three, didn't you see the lady behind the car.
>>337160018
>Reminder that we have NASA this month. Might be good?
Nope. People already bailing because it won't be popular enough and further their twitch careers.
>>337155858
Hmm? It's normal to fart pretty much every 15-20 minutes. Now compare that to SIX HOURS of sitting.
People are just too ashamed of admiting they fart often, but I'll say it for everyone. There.
>>337160780
>lady
>>337153286
I take photos of fumos. It's actually really fun for some reason. I think it gives you a feel you're a photographer taking pics of cute things and it's comfy. There are worse hobbies in life, I think.
>>337160682
Also for those interested, the massive ones (dekofumos) sell for $300-500
>>337160164
The last straw was them moving the fucking couch far away from the camera when half of the fun is seeing the crowd react to the run.
>>337158454
Don't listen to those guys, the only thing she steals is hearts. And Patchouli's stuff. And Alice's stuff.
>>337160864
How much do you weigh?
>>337160924
Was it that much when they originally came out?
I just want GIFT to release dekofumos.
>>337158270
First five games are most likely no longer canon
Best starting point would either be:
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (TH06)
>first "modern" touhou
>every character is extremely well-known and popular
>is pretty dated now so playing it after other 2hus will be a bit odd
Imperishable Night (TH08)
>arguably the easiest/most forgiving touhou
>lots of playstyles to choose from
>spell practice is fun
Easiest games are probably Imperishable Night and Ten Desires, hardest games are Subterranean Animism and Unidentified Fantastic Object
Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom is for masochists
>>337160961
What does my weight has to do with anything?
People farm, more often than you think. Deal with it.
>>337161090
From what I believe, yes. They're fucking massive.
>>337161241
>hardest games
The great Fairy Wars.
So are the first give Touhou games not worth playing or are they just difficult?
>>337161329
>People farm, more often than you think.
This is true, I have a nice little vegetable garden myself. I don't know why that would be surprising.
>>337158270
If you don't feel like finding a pc-98 emulator (most of them are bad, only one that sounds and plays good for Touhou is Neko Project), then skip 'em and start with Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Perfect Cherry Blossom, or Imperishable Night.
If you're willing to put up with pc-98 emulation, Lotus Land Story and Mystic Square are my favorites in the series.
>>337159748
I dunno, if it were that easy I think they'd be a lot more common. Most custom fumos are usually made from a normal fumo then forcibly ripped apart of their identity to be made something else. Remilia is a popular one since there's billions of Remilias everywhere.
>>337161501
It was a TYPO, retard.
And I'm farting RIGHT NOW
PFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
fag
Why isn't she banned from AGDQ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>337161596
>>337160267
meant to reply to that
>>337160864
>It's normal to fart pretty much every 15-20 minutes
what the fuck
>>337161660
I'd really prefer if your ass would be quiet.
>>337157728
Shanghai
>>337155745
I cum on my fucking plushie so much the thing was black it's now gray
>>337160864
>It's normal to fart pretty much every 15-20 minutes
Maybe if you spend a day eating nothing but beans and broccoli, otherwise you've probably got mild issues.
>>337161378
HrtP is the only one that is truly not worth playing since it's not even really a shmup. The PC-98 games are actually pretty fun, they're just very dated (obviously) and have barely any connection with the Windows Touhou universe. I played through all of them when I was first getting into Touhou because I am autistic about doing things chronologically and I don't regret doing it, they're good games and they're a nice little primer for the "real" 2hu.
Mysterious
>>337162131
Shit
I want /fumo/ to stay.
>Tfw Mom find out about my fumos
>>337162268
>tfw mom is dead
Haha, suck it, nerd! I don't have to worry about that awkwardness!
>>337158270
>Where should I start if I want to get into 2hu?
Touhou 13 ~ Ten Desires ~ is the only one worth playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV7YyQ5hCdk
>>337162252
Oh my, isn't she cold?
>>337154848
They were stealing the spotlight, so to speak. People would be carrying them in the background, waving them around etc and generally be a nuisance.
I'm pretty sure if a runner wanted to bring it themselves it would be fine but it's to stop people from trying to attention whore in the background.
>>337150776
Because no one outside of 4chan tolerates weeaboos in any shape or form.
>implying the ban changed anything
>>337158270
Stat with a game called "Subterranean Animism", the 11th game in the list.
Note that the game mocks you for playing on Easy or Medium by blocking you out of the later stages. Play it on Hard if you want to clear the story. Hard is the easiest non-mockery difficulty.
Quick! Prove that you love your waifu more than the others!
>>337163213
it prevented people from just leaving their dolls all over the place, but that's it
>>337163472
Please do not uninstall GDQ.exe until after this year's SGDQ, I'm begging you!
>>337163448
>leaving a 200 dollar doll lying around unattended
jesus christ how horrifying
Real reason fumos were banned is because they sometimes got more attention than the run going on. Which says a lot of speedrunning.
These Fumos look comfy, but if I buy just one they'll be lonely. What's the best pair of touhous?
>>337163213
>>337164015
Yu Yu
>>337164015
Kourindou Remi and Sakuya.
>>337164015
hell sisters
good luck finding them, though
>>337153286
that poor bike though
>>337164015
Remmy and Sakuya
>You live in a world where people prefer to buy dolls over video games
>>337164809
I like to let my soft girls watch me play games.
>>337163372
>SA
>the second hardest game in the series behind LOLK
>>337164015
Yuyuko & Youmu
>>337158386
That image is like a year old
Here's a photo I just took.
>>337165404
Why so many desus anyways?
>>337164015
Cirno and Dai. Because they are basically life sized.
go away /jp/
>>337165504
Because I remember her
Even if everyone else forgot I still remember.
Why are these tiny shitty plushes so expensive?
>>337165606
>her
>>337165404
Raisin looks smug.
>>337165404
Wow, thanks a lot, I never get tired of seeing that awesome collection.
>>337165404
That fucking skeleton is the best thing about the collection.
Also I should really look for a Sanae fumo. She's the only one I would really want.
>>337165660
because NEETs with too much money will buy them.
AGDQ is neutered no fun allowed event designated to raise shekels
>>337165831
she's on back-order on amiami
no guarantee when you'll get her, but that's the most reliable option
>>337154774
>>337165404
Protip: plushes get dusty and can't be machine washed.
I hope you have a HEPA filter.
>>337165404
Hotglue those sorceresses and record it
>>337150776
Why are all these things looking up and to the right?
Someone please explain.
>>337166120
But I'm a girl so that's not really possible.
>>337160864
Lmao
>>337150776
Autism
>>337166226
>>337166226
bullshit post you in the room with a timestamp
>>337166226
*tips fedora* Let me help you with it then m'lady
>>337165504
Doom w/ Community is Falling and sequels.
Not even fucking joking.
>>337162252
>mom steals my figured and plushes and puts em in the living room
What the fuck
>>337153286
>sign is from a panera bread in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
HOLY SHIT
Video Games?
Are these just for autistic doll collecting or do people use them as comfort objects.
>>337165404
>the skeleton is still there
>>337166697
yes
>>337166513
I assume whoever took the photo is the same person who took one of Reimu and Dippy.
>>337166697
I got like half a dozen. They sit on my desk. They're adorable. There's not much else to them.
>>337166496
That happened to me too. My mum put muh shiki next to the family ornaments. I can't complain tho, it looks good.
>>337166120
I have to leave now but here's some sexy glue on sorceress action.
Too hot for /v/
>>337153286
Shit i really want one
>>337167042
godspeed you crazy, beautiful, anime-reviewing bastard
>>337167042
Thanksgonna fap
>>337166104
Why get a fumo if you're not willing to wash her by hand?
>>337166207
Please respond.
To keep /jp/ shit out of videogames. This should become a rule here as well: keep 2hu shit on /jp/, like how pony shit is contained to /mlp/.
>>337166697
My ex bought me mine after I helped her clear one of the games. I have it sitting around next to my games or by my monitor.
/jp/ you're getting your weeb sauce all over my video games
>>337155203
>>337158403
>>337162779
>>337167357
>>337165604
p-please acknowledge me
Can someone tell me why things always have to inevitably turn into shit when they get popular?
>>337166207
The excuse I've been told is that it's light reflecting off of their eyes or something.
>>337167268
???
He put his plastic dolls in a case for protection, it's only logical to extend environmental care to the plushies as well.
Are there Kancolle versions of these?
>>337154243
What's he playing?
>>337167736
>kancolle
>>337164015
I have Yukari and Ran. Also Patchouli, I really need to get Sakuya or Remilia to make her not lonely
>>337167939
Better than touhou, your point?
>>337167736
I haven't looked, but gift does more than just 2hu, so it'd be worth looking into
>>337168046
Kancolle is literally shit
>>337168046
>>337168152
Way better character design than touhou
>>337168248
>>337168307
it's true.
