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CHINA UNVEILS NEW CONSOLE

ALREADY HAS MORE 3RD PARTY SUPPORT THAN NINTENDO
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Nvidia Tegra K1 (4 Core A15 @ 2.2GHz
Nvidia Keppler @ 852Mhz (325GLOPS)
4GB DDR3 RAM @ 933Mhz
32GB eMMC storage (Elite = 500GB HDD)
Wi-Fi & Bluetooth support
HDMI, USB 3.0 x 1, Ethernet (Elite = Qi Wireless controller charger)
Fuze OS (Android) + Open GL 4.4 & Open GL ES 3.1 support
Chinese & English game support

Fuze are pitching the console as a true home entertainment system that can play Games, Movies, TV, Music and much more and they hope that Chinese consumers will buy one in order to turn their standard TV into a smart TV with all the functionality they need. The console even plans to support VR with Fuze releasing a VR headset later in the year to support VR Games and other content on the device.
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>>337126867
I see Hawken there, so is it another Steam console?
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>>337126867
>Chinese video games

AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE IT'S GONE SO WELL IN THE PAST RIGHT

THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE A DECENT TABLET MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>337126867
ok
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>>337127010

Not even OP but why do you feel the need to even put it like that? Is this old news to you, or does sharing what might be news and technical info seem boring?

Maybe you just want and expect to see varying levels of shitposting? I just don't get it man.
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>android
So literally a chink OUYA
This can't possibly end in failure
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>another android box
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>>337126867
More competition is always welcome.
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>>337126958
>>337126867

Oh good lord it's the new Ouya.
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>>337126867
>android
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Ouya 2.0
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>At today’s conference the company promised to bring many AAA experiences to Chinese gamers on their console. They showed off demos for Assassin’s Creed Chronicles, Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends, BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma Extend, Red Ash the Indelible Legend and Mighty No 9 and other well known games. If you’re wondering about the last two, these are the two games published by Keiji Inafune’s company comcept and if you read the article linked in the first paragraph you’d know that Fuze are the same company who funded development of Red Ash. That’s why all Comcept games will be launching on Fuze’s console in the future. The console will run the Android operating system but the CEO made a point of saying that they are working with developers and publishers to create tools to help them bring PC, Mobile and Console games to their custom Android console.

>If you’re wondering about the last two, these are the two games published by Keiji Inafune’s company comcept and if you read the article linked in the first paragraph you’d know that Fuze are the same company who funded development of Red Ash. That’s why all Comcept games will be launching on Fuze’s console in the future.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS DELAYED, YOU WHERE ALL RUSED BY THE BUSINESSMAN
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>Xbox controller
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>>337126867
>xbox controller layout

disgusting
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>>337126867
>Chinese console

GRANDAD 2016 baby!
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>>337126958
>2016
>4GB
>DDr3
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Whoa, this looks revolutionary... just like the Ouya... Whooooaaaaa...

Also, hi leddit.
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Oh boy, another shitty Android box.
I can't wait!
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>>337126867
So they just slapped a XBONE controller to a PS4? Kek.
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>>337127278
TwOuya
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>ps4 box
>xbone controller
>ouya games
GREATNESS AWAITS
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>>337126867

>chinese quality

that thing will either fucking explode or kill you in some other horrific way.

it's most likely just filled with large metal bolts anyway
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>>337127315
It's time, /v/.
>yfw you didn't back MN9
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>>337126867
>>337127315
>this is the pillar supporting Mighty Blunder 9 and Red Ass
WEW LAD
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>>337126867
me on the left
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>android OS

O I am laffin
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>>337126958
I doubt those specs can handle VR.
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>>337126958
>These specs
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>>337126958
Sounds like every fucking new console in existence

WOAH!
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>>337127315
Amazing
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>>337126867
They took the fucking xbox controller and made the start and select button squares

fuck
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>>337127967
no they unroundafied it
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>>337126958
>Nvidia Tegra K1 (4 Core A15 @ 2.2GHz
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SONYBROS
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
I'm legit scared :(
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>>337127236
aka the Nouya
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So if I get this right, it's basically an ouya but with chinese fat cats instead of retarded kickstarter kids. Meaning actual developers like ubisoft and koei are gonna go for that chinese money.

This is actually quite interesting industry wise.
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Why can't China ever come up with anything original? Like, honestly? Copy the looks of the PS4 and the Xboners controller.

Come up with something original you goddamn hacks
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>>337127842
That's like a Wii U level, right?
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>>337126958
>ARM
dead and its not even out.
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>>337127315
>MN9 were delayed
>so that it could be some chinese console android launch title

Yeah, to be honest this shit didn't surpise me at all.
Inafune is the guy behind all the shit where Capcom let western studio make games using their IP.
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>>337128223
Culturally, they're slaves to tradition. As such, it's often difficult for them to think creatively and innovate. Even when they veer from tradition, they really just end up copying something else.
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>>337128232
I'd say almost worse than the Wii U.
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Quick, I need a list of android games to play. I already preordered.
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>>337128232
Its not even PS2 level.
For sure they are aiming for a cheap console in the $100 range.
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>>337126867
Unless it's a budget bootleg that runs pirated games from 7th and 8th gen consoles, it's dead on arrival.
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>>337128232
No, still far below it.
It's got more RAM at least.

325gflops on the GPU won't ever happen as it's a VLIW design and there is no way a decent game can sacrifice a whole CPU core or two (of that shitty CPU) needed to run the compiler to feed a vliw gpu.

Keep in mind WiiU is really only '2' core as the third core is also constantly keeping the AMD GPU fed (which is also a VLIW design) however it does have smt and a pretty nice pipeline compared to the A15.
If we were talking about even the A53 this would be different, but the A15 is shit even compared PPC750.
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>>337126958
>ARM
>1 USB port
>Android
>stolen xbox one controller molds
>Nvidia Tegra
>really cheap storage found in shitty 100$ tablets
>4GB of DDR3

Good lord, who's the audience for this?
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bazinga fags btfo
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>>337126867
Another Android based "console."

Expect Android games and Android accessories.
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>FUZE
>Xbone controller knock off
>PS4 console shell knock off
>NX knock off specs sheet
Lel.
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jesus christ
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>>337128725
Poor Chinese people I would assume.
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>>337128725
Did some research too, their shitty website is down. Here's a cached page:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:nbLq49ELVIEJ:www.fuzegame.tv/e/about.php+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

http://web.archive.org/web/20160327142032/http://www.fuzegame.tv/

Looks like this thing was a thing coming for a long time.
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>>337128618
>No, still far below it.
The tegra K1?
No, not really, it's easily on par with the WiiU considering it can run Crysis 3 at 720p30.
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>>337129167
On part with the GC/Wii maybe, but Wii U? not really.
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>>337128973
aren't those people pirating or buying bootlegs anyways
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>>337129284
Again, the Tegra K1 run Crysis 3 at 720p30.
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>>337126867
UI
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Holy shit!

>that blatant knock off of the xbone controller
>that blatant knock off of the ps4 console

China's back at it again, shitting out turds for your hard earned money.
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I hope it does well.

>Gains popularity in China
>Sony, MS, Nintendo all start noticing the trend
>Push out exclusive games that cater not to western audiences, but eastern as well
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>>337129658
source https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/730010689637625856/photo/1
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>>337129658
Looks like a cheap knockoff... oh wait!
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>>337126867
>China
I wonder what kind of noxious chemicals it emits, or if there are any parts of the machine made from people?
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i expect it to only sell in china due to copyright/patenting issues
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>>337129730
and one more.
looks like arse, of all things couldn't they have copied the 360s blades?
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>>337127753
Your post is dead, but my mother won't be.
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Well, goodbye vidya. Not even making a joke here. China's government are not subject to Chinese law, so if they ban all other consoles then China's enormous population will in fact make this the best-selling console this generation.
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>>337129742
I don't know, try checking something like every electronic device you and everybody you know posses, all of those are made in china as well.
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>>337129658
>>337129730
>>337129876
I recognize this gay store
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Post that deathtrap escalator
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>>337129985
Chinese stuff made for Chinese people isn't the same.

Like the escalators that eat people.
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>china
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it sure is a great time to be releasing new consoles right guys?.
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>>337129876
Here's a detailed article on the system.
https://zhugeex.com/2016/05/fuze-launches-tomahawk-f1-a-console-for-china/
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>>337129971
>mfw this is actually a legitimate concern
Looks like I'm getting the Botnet console.
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>>337127684
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Is this the Bootleg thread?
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>>337130306
Post vids of Granddad 2
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>>337129971
why would you China ban the other consoles. When is the "China bans everything" meme gonna end
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>>337130424
this looks familiar
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>>337127440
well its china after all

communism doesn't get you the newest things but at least everyone is equally fucked
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>>337130424
is that meowth and ash fused together and genderbent?
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>>337130424
>>337130545
>>337130626

This is actually a russian novel.
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>>337130424
I'd kill to have that translated.
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>>337130706
Nobody figured out that much.
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>>337127315
>>If you’re wondering about the last two, these are the two games published by Keiji Inafune’s company comcept and if you read the article linked in the first paragraph you’d know that Fuze are the same company who funded development of Red Ash. That’s why all Comcept games will be launching on Fuze’s console in the future. NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS DELAYED, YOU WHERE ALL RUSED BY THE BUSINESSMAn

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THIS WAS WHY IT WAS BEING DELAYED
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>>337130460
But China literally bans everything and forces it's doctrine on it's citizens.

They even shamed their artists when a Taiwanese pop singer said something patriotic which goes against Chinese colonialism and people lost their shit which made her agents force her to shave her hair amd apologize on live broadcast.

China a shit. The only reason it's economy is successful is because it forces it's people to work in subhuman conditions for a pittance and only allows them to buy Chinese shit which makes sure the money is kept inside China. They also only recently killed the one child policy which was literally killing the population and dozens of millions of infant girls.
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>>337130706
I know that. I remember an anon once told what the story was about, but that was years ago.
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When you see it...
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>>337130460
>>337130897
China literally just lifted a 14 year ban on consoles last year.

>Game consoles were first banned in 2000 due to fears that the devices — and the 3D worlds produced by them — had a negative effect on the mental and physical development of children. Last year, China eased those restrictions by letting game console-makers operate in an experimental 11-square-mile area in Shanghai, known as the free trade zone.
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>China

I bet it melts when you press the power button.
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>>337129971
Good. Fuck Sony.
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CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
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>>337131021
Yeah I know that, too. Long as this thing sits in China I'd say it'll have more chance of a success.
Will give MS and Sony a reason not to enter the market, either.
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>>337131176
Just Sony? Despite popular belief, Nintendo does in fact have a console on the market.
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>>337131260
All those old gen games
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It's over sonybros, it's fucking over.
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>>337127315
inafune saw we couldn't be fooled any longer so in a desperate bid to keep himself afloat he basically went "WE WANT THE CHINESE AUDIENCE"

Bravo inafune
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>>337131328
More where that came frome
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>>337127315
He sided with the chinks. The absolute madman.
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>>337131485
and footage of the event.
https://youtu.be/C9U0RX04Rd0
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>>337131260
>Abyss Odyssey on there twice
C H I N A
H
I
N
A
QUALITY
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>>337126867
>ps4 console
>xboner 1 controller
>new console

Yup. China being China.
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>>337126867
OUYA
U
Y
A
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>VIDEO HOME
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>CHINA

stopped reading there
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>>337131485
>Two thousand and fucking sixteen
>A game about Slinky is being made

No. No no no no I DON'T WANT TO SEE
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>>337128432
Emulators
Candy Crush
Mobile Strike
Roblox
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>>337129118
It's still alive, there's some problem with google search

http://www.fuzegame.com/#home

I want one, but i'm not chink is just want to add it to my ouya.
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>>337131260
>the first exposure to western games for millions of Chinese people is going to be Saint's Row: Gat Outta Hell
This is too perfect.
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>>337131667
what if
if
it's called FUZE
because it's fusion of PS4, XBONE and Wii U?
Has as many games as PS4. Spies on u like XBONE. Has power of Wii U
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>>337132001
Not like you'll be able to get it outside of china. If you really want an android box you may as well build your own.

And look, they have their own VR solution.
http://fuzegame.com/pages/vr.html
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>>337130424
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>>337126958
Jesus Christ that fucking phone hardware are you kidding me nigga? Ouya 2.0
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>>337127684
Everyone in /v/ backed it. Except for newfags that is.
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>>337132351
Yep there we go. Thanks anon.
Still sounds as ridiculous as it did back then.
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im gonna buy just to flush it down a toilet
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>>337127315

>People backed Mighty No 9

INAFUNE IS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>I just don't get it man.
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>>337132797
>he backed Mighty No. 9
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>>337126867
>literally a PS4 with a xbone controller

oh china
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>>337128223
Same reason Xiaomi is basically an Apple rip-off. No one cares about copyright in China so it's easier to rip-off others ideas than invent something new.
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>>337132797
>Newfag was the smart one

Not everyday you see that.
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>>337126958
>ARM processor

Well there goes any hope of making it useful by turning it into a cheap Steam machine
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>>337126958
Wait didn't AMD just license their x86 architecture to China? Surprised they went with ARM instead.
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>>337132797
Don't put it on the rest of /v/, just accept that you effed up.
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>>337132797
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>>337132848
>>337132351
such is life in Russia
one of the most postmodern and cyberpunk places to live
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It'd be great to have some more competition in the console market.

Too bad this will almost certainly be cheap OUYA tier trash.
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>yfw it plays P4S,Xbone and WiiU games
holy shit
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>>337126867
What happened to this thing that was announced months ago?

These are fucking modern day Popstations, externally they copy something modern and internally its basically a cellphone emulator
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>>337134762
>It'd be great to have some more competition in the console market
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>>337126867
How are they avoid getting sued for this?
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>>337126867
Not all non-mainstream consoles are bad, but given that it's both built and designed in China, it's to be expected that it will have terrible build quality.
It literally looks like a knock off PS4 with a Xbone controller. I bet the consumer models will be prone to frying and will be made of that cheapo plastic that all of their 3rd party consoles seem to have.

Pic related is probably one of the only good devices that tried to compete on the sidelines with the big three.
Unfortunately, they don't make the portable ones anymore which is the most compelling version to buy if you want an on-the-go emulation machine.
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>>337135349
China is pretty much the Wild West of copyright infringement. They haven't had an original idea in years because there are no copyright laws. If you only sell it in China then you can literally do whatever you want.
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>>337127651
post gifs of chinese escalator
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>China market
>small
stay clever neo/v/
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>>337126867
THE MADMEN DID IT. SONY IS FINISHED! NINTENDO IS FINISHED!

THEY WERE JUST TOYING WITH US ALL ALONG...
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>>337126867
That is a fukcing xbone controller with oval menu and options buttons
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>Chine makes this give you +points on sesame credit
>Completely integrates the two
>All of a sudden, everyone in China owns one to tow the party line.

This thing will sell more than Playstation, Xbox, and WiiU combined.

Which is sad. Thanks post-communist-but-not-really capitalism
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>>337126867
This is like a shitty jpeg of a phoenix rising from the ashes of the OUYE, an android emulator shaped like a PS4 fused with Xbone, which they had a Kickstarter to produce. Everyone mocked them and they got terrible feedback so it was canceled, but seriously, all this Chinese gaming shit since their console ban was lifted is kinda fucking embarrassing
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Can this compete against F2P games like LoL or Crossfire though? China doesn't really have a "culture" around console gaming like the US does, I can't see this taking off when so many people play cheap PC games in internet cafes and such
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>>337135419
>but given that it's both built and designed in China
you do realize that your shitty meme shield and all the other consoels are built in china?
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>>337128725
People who aren't willing to spend money on a real console/pc but are also dumb enough to pay more for what is essentially a glorified tablet without a screen.
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>>337126867
>PS4 knock off case
>Blue xbox contoller knock off with knock off playstation triangle, square, circle and x buttons
Totally not a knock off, guys!
Da footour of gayming ching chao ping!
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>>337128232
Actually way above not like it is any kind of benchmark since the wii u is even outperformed by ps360 in some instances.
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>>337135786
>China doesn't really have a "culture" around console gaming like the US does
Consoles were banned until very recently. They were still playing shit like the fake N64 iQue before the ban was lifted in the last few years
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>>337126958
so THIS... is the power... of chinktech.... whoa...
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I try my best not to support the chink economy, I always check what country a product is made in before I buy it
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>>337127684
>people paid Inafune to make ports of M#9 to get it to their platform of choice only to give some chink knockoff console that's nobody knew about and is gonna die in a year the privilege of getting it before the people that actually paid for it
SOMEONE STOP THIS MAD MAN
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>>337135419
>but given that it's both built and designed in China
china makes everything. they just usually follow blueprints made by someone else if the product needs to not be complete shit.

when they make their own products or whatever they are always lazy, cutting corners and being slapdash about it

but that's just when they don't have to answer to somebody if anything fucks up.
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>>337135740
China as a whole needs some time in a thinking room. Make something new for once.

I want to fuck that bug.
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>>337135860
>>337136038
Everything is built in China, but rarely is a decent device designed in China.
And the Shield portable is severely underrated. That thing is a god-tier emulation machine and is comfy as fuck to use.
Not much else can play Dreamcast games on the go in such a compact size.
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>>337136103
Why think when you can make a half-assed product and people will still buy it?
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>>337132978
Not that guy, but I have to ask- are you some kinds of a underage fucktard?

Just curious.
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>>337126867
why not just build a machine solely capable of running League of Legends and Dota 2? Wouldn't they enjoy that a lot more
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>>337135740
nice image, too bad you didn't get mokou
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>>337126867
Can you handle the graphics?
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>>337131260
Wait until they experience Sonic The Hedgehog games.

Knowing SEGA, they will probably only brig Sonic 4 to the system to test the waters, and if it sucks they will abandon ship immediately.
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>>337126958
So its an ARM box like ouya and many other things with no 1st party games?
no point in buying one
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>>337131021
well they're not wrong
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>>337135937
>iQue
>fake

Is the 3DS fake too? What about all the other Nintendo consoles? Are they fake as well?
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>>337126867
Holy fuck, my sides just went into orbit.
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>>337127315
That makes a lot of sense. Mighty No. 9 looks and plays like a Chinese bootleg megaman.
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>>337136245
The bigger question is will anyone buy this? The little bit we've seen the Xbox one in China wasn't impressive. Country's too infatuated with bad age of empire clones on poorly built android devices.
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>>337131021
>known as the free trade zone.
aka the copyright mashup jamboree
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>>337136502
I know Nintendo sold the iQue themselves, but I'd still qualify it as a knockoff.

Like when Coke sold "Fanta" to Nazi Germany, it was pretty much knockoff soda of their own brand they made just to sell soda to nazis
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pic related
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>>337136503
Search for "chinese knock off consoles" in google pictures and get ready to laugh really hard.
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>They showed off demos for Assassin’s Creed Chronicles, Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends, BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma Extend, Red Ash the Indelible Legend and Mighty No 9 and other well known games
>demo of Red Ash
Was it the shitty prototype or is there actual footage now? Anyone know?
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>>337126867
whoever decided not to patent that controller is a massive wanker
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>>337126867
>>337126958
>Android

HAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S A JUST A FUCKING OUYA 2.0??? LITERALLY LMAO ATM
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>>337127315
like >>337136510 said, somehow it feels fitting that shitty knockoffs of beloved megaman games would wind up being ported to a shitty knockoff console

how the fuck are they gonna have playable Red Ash or any Red Ash footage at all though,considering how long MN9 took them to make, we shouldn't hear a peep about Red Ash until fucking 2020
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>>337136531
If your dream was to bring all the copyrights together for one big jamboree, I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen.
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>>337126958
>Fuze OS (Android)
Into the trash it goes. I might pirate the ports on my tegra tablet if they are interesting.
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>>337136529
If the price is low enough and piracy easy.
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>>337136854
>he thinks patents apply to china
>he thinks china has to obey copyright laws
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>>337130983
>when you see it
>it
i see a lot here
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>>337126958
>>337126958
wow, it's the chink ouya
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>>337130983
i have to fucking know what that monster hunter cartridge actually is. cuz there's no way in hell it is MH.

i'm imagining like GRANDDAD tier game with a shitty sprite of a hunter
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First person to get dubs decides the name of the console. Go.
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>>337127315
>expect to laugh at Ouya 2.0
>get MN9 thread with it

It's like they fucking wanted it to fail
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>>337132797
got something you wanna confess, anon?
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>>337137119
They're blocking apk installs on it apparently.
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>>337137431
WiiStation One
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>>337126867
The controller looks nice.
perhaps we will get something worthwhile after all.
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>>337127315
HE'S FUCKING INSANE
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>chinkbox
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>>337137586
>blocking the exact thing that makes android devices nice to have
>selling a piece of shit that won't even be able to be a reasonable emulation machine
It's like they want it to fail.
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>>337126867

Is there any race worse than the Chinese? I may honestly hate them more than blacks.
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>>337137908
Indians
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>>337137842
Why did they even fucking try with the Ouya when the Nvidia Shield as well as a million different kinds of tablets were already a thing?
I just doesn't make sense to me.
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>>337137586
Why the fuck would you use Android then block one of the best features of Android?
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>>337138143
You are clearly an unbeliever of the magic scam that is kickstarter
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>>337126958
Christ, it's the Ouya all over again.
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>>337126958
>4GB DDR3
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>>337126867
is that an ouya?
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>>337137431
Ouya
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>>337126867
Still better than this
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>>337138346
I think they named it Ouye.
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>>337138251
I should think that's a good thing, hardly anything decent has come from Kikestarters.
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>>337137890
>>337138163
https://zhugeex.com/2016/05/fuze-launches-tomahawk-f1-a-console-for-china/
It's in here somewhere, could've sworn I read it. Something about making sure high quality titles hit the store and not knockoffs.
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>>337138638
It's hilarious how dumb people are when it comes to this shit.

Here's a classic, the coolest cooler.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ryangrepper/coolest-cooler-21st-century-cooler-thats-actually

They wanted 50k for this turd, they made 13 million. Today, 2 years on from the estimated delivery dates, normie backers still don't have their dumb smart-cooler. They're selling units on Amazon to try and raise enough funds to produce more to ship to backers. Comedy gold.
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>>337136854

>China
>Caring about patents
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>>337138832
On the bright side, looks like the chinks are getting android ports produced of these games. A bit of reworking and I'm sure they'll work on anything else.
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>>337138251
Technically the ouya wasn't a scam since they actually delivered a (mostly) working product, it was just disappointing.
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>>337131260
>Will give MS and Sony a reason not to enter the market, either.

They are both in the market. It's just that the xbone and PS4 are catastrophic flops in China.
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>>337129876
Well, they copy from the best.
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>>337126958
>Android
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>>337138892
Well shit I remember this. So this flopped too, huh.
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>>337138990
>expecting the ports to not be half-assed
Come on now, I like android and all, but I highly doubt we'll be seeing quality here.
Android is best for older game emulators, not for trying to compete with mainstream consoles.
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>Android
>Chinese
dead
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>>337138892

>Ask for 50 thousand
>Get 13 million
>still can't make a fucking cooler with a smartphone attached to it.
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>>337139417
Oh I'm sure they'll be hot trash. Bad/incorrect keybinds, crashes out the ass, graphical glitches, and not outright starting up.

But still, the idea of Dynasty Warriors 8 on a tablet sounds nice.
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>>337136679
Jesus Christ
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>>337136679
Holy Christ this post, now I'm really hesitant to do business in China or with them when I'm done with my business major

Fuck these backstabing cunts

It doesn't help that I have a chinese last name
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I like the idea of a more oprn console, modding the Xbox and installing emulators was super fun when I was younger. Too bad almost all android consoles are trash. Oh well, at least the SHIELD gave me Moonlight, streaming games from my PC to phone and VR is pretty cool. (Yes I realize there are other streaming apps, but most of them are trash or filled with ads.)
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>>337136679
>the swedish guys treatment
jesus fuck, these chinks are on another level of jewery
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>>337139727

Oh, dude. you don't even know.

I've had a story like that just pop up last week.

>Be me
>Be associate trademark attorney
>Head of 501(c) (non-profit) that does stuff with Asia comes in. NGO that advocates for Asia stuff here (including China) while also providing services in Asia
>Korean man, I believe
>Seeks a bunch of federal level TMs
>Comes in for a consultation, and we have the weirdest ass consultation I have ever had
>"So, let's say someone, LET'S JUST SAY....that someone decides to take our mark and stamp it on a mug or something an sell it. Because that's what THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE do."
>Doesn't want his company owning the TMs
>Wants to own them himself.
>Why.jpg
>Nobody fucking does that. What is he worried about?
>Well, we have people that can come in and become voting parties and..well..
>He comes very, very, VERY close to saying he doesn't trust those fucking Asians from Asia and by Asians I mean Chinese.

I've never seen fucking ANYTHING like that. But it's not my only experience either.
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>>337140762
More
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>>337126958
Oh look, the Ouya, non funded by retards, edition
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>>337140616
Shield portable is fantastic.
Literally perfect for a handheld emu device. Love the fact that I can play classic fps games on the go.

Not my vids, but a good example of what it's capable of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOiD7_SNkDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqhjYw5JH-c
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>PS4 console design
>Xbox Controller design
They don't even try to hide it
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>>337127121
Well... they actually make all the tablets - android and ios devices..
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>>337140992

I probably shouldn't because I probably let out too much as it is. Thanks Attorney-Client privilege!

But that dude's job is to advocate for China in the U.S.

And even he's like 'fuck china'
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>that blatant design steal

Why do they always do this? Do the Chinese really lack creativity?
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>>337141250
Jesus, the Chinese sound like a bunch of swell people to deal with.
How the hell have they gotten this big?
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>>337141365
It helps when there's more than a billion of you. There's like 100 million people named with the last name Wong.
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>>337141343
They are souless bastard for others and only cared for his/herself and probably their family
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>>337141343
you need a soul to create and inspire.
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>>337141365

>Slave labor.

>"I can make a lot of what passes for what you need for very cheap."

And somewhat unsurprisingly, memes. Business-memes to be exact. The Chinese government knows exactly how it's positioning and selling itself since the 90s and the fall of the U.S.S.R. and any support that Russia was giving them. They sold themselves very hard as the place to send your factories to, or to contract with a factory that's already there. The Chinese government is the ultimate in shitposters.
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>>337141482
Don't forget Liem, shits loaded with it and have it as well
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>>337141482
I could've sworn China had a 1 kid policy for a few decades. Then again world history was never my strength. The last name situation sounds hilarious.
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>>337137431
Pedophile Console
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>>337126867
will it steal my CC info?
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>>337141365
It's BECAUSE they're all complete shits that they've done so well. Undercut the entire market because you have a country full of people begging to work for peanuts, then sell all the designs you get or make twice the products and sell the excess under your own brand to make a ton of money.

If you've ever even had a bolt manufactured in China, they've made 50 copies of it to sell in varying grades of quality from poisonous metals to almost your specifications.
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>>337141645
they had a one MALE child polocy.

they would actively abandon the girls in orphanages if they were lucky. the majority of the time they would kill a newborn girl and try again until they had an elder male.
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>>337126867
>chinks confirmed kings of design
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>>337136679
>being american
>not being hated for all the world
pick one
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>>337136679
As if the fact that chinks treat each other like worthless cockroaches wasn't enough to convince me to never even go there.

China, not even fucking once.

>>337141365
>How the hell have they gotten this big?
By being scum. They steal and sell utter shit and basically use each other as slaves.
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>>337141924
>I didn't read the screencap the post
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