I AM YURI
OBEY ME
whoops wrong board
>>337124542
I HEAR AND OBAY
>>337124542
Yuirko Omega better psychic.
>>337124728
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>>337124983
Its almost like you dont want to to be apart of the psych legions
>>337124542
Why does he wear the antenna?
>>337125237
psychic amplifier
>>337125237
To mind control people
Sorry. I like your rule 63 better.
>>337125304
If I pull it off will they die?
>>337125237
Tocool his hot head
>>337124542
MY LIFE FOR KANE!
Yuri is master!
>>337125410
It would be extremely painful
My command is your wish.
>>337125237
If you pull it off it will be extremely painful.
Red Alert 4 with Yuri when?
>>337125653
Never ever.
RA2 was the pinnacle of cheesy real-life cutscenes in video games and will never be topped
>>337125653
Hopefully never. EA killed C&C then tried to milk the corpse but failed. It needs to be dead, for our sake.
>>337125653
Do you honestly want an EA produced Red Alert? Are you high?
I obey
>>337125449
>>337125653
>Yuri sent to past at end of RA2
>not eaten but mind controls Dinosaurs
>comes back to present with Dino army
>>337125762
>you will never get literal pornstars for your RTD cutscenes again
lets have thicc instead
>>337124542
My boypussy is ready, impregnate me senpai.
>>337124542
But why is your doomsday weapon so shit compared to the Allies and Soviets?
>>337125449
Sup
>>337125762
RA3 did it pretty well too honestly
Sounds gay
>>337124542
But I already do
>>337125849
Peace through power.
>>337125959
Is that...cheesecake?
Your command?
>>337125808
>EA will never get back on track and make good games again
>>337126619
EA never made good games, they just acquired good studios and wrung the last drops of hope, inspiration and creativity out of the devs before dumping them.
>>337124542
The only one I will obey.
>>337125756
>>337125779
>>337125808
>>337125854
Is there any dev that the IP would benefit from being handed over to? Petroglyph? Creative Assembly?Blizzard?
>>337126982
No. The series is dead, EA has stamped the last remnants from it's corpse, then set it on fire. The only way to save it would be a complete reboot and if your'e going to do that why not make your own franchise that isn't weighed down by all the baggage the franchise has.
>>337126824
JUST Kucan
>>337124542
>mind control animals on the map
>sacrifice them for easy money
>use his super-weapon to spawn zombie armies in the enemy base
>mobile slave camps to collect money
never was a faction in a RTS more based than Yuri
>>337126824
>>337126546
>>337126498
>>337125849
>>337125449
This thread now belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod.
One vision. One purpose.
>>337127319
>playing a 8 man free for all again Hard bots
>have a line of 30 Gatling guns and 15 psychic towers
>make money off of stealing enemy tanks as everything else melts to the Gatling guns
>capture con yards with Yuri and my cloning vats Yuri
>base takes up 1/4 of the map
I miss how broken he was
>>337127319
The only other RTS that I had as much fun playing after this would have been Warcraft3.
RA2 was so fucking good for its time.
>>337127540
PEACE THROUGH POWER
>>337128721
>>337127540
>>337126824
>>337126546
>>337126498
>>337125849
>>337125449
I want you guys to meet my friend Mammoth Mk. II.
>>337129081
>meat bags think their ripoff starwars walker is kool
Its almost like you don't missile launch detected
>>337129081
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
GDI GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>337129317
>>337129081
Fuck off, GDI, you're shit and don't even die for a higher cause.
Also, get rekt.
I actually likedGenerals>AK-47s for everyone!
>There will never be a terrorist organization funded by green space cryatals that revolves around worshiping said crystals and the leader
Why live?
>Ion storm approaching
>>337129894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_y3ByPwx4I
>>337130021
Also, why is the N64 version of No mercy so much better than the original?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlsSiEpZMQY
>>337126498
You know, the fact that I kept aging and that this faggot kept staying the same through about a whole decade really freaked me out. It was as though Kane and the actor himself never aged.
>>337130294
That's becausehe's actually Kane and C&C is real
>>337124542
I like futanari better, sorry.
>>337130576
Futa Tanya where?
>>337130530
Tell me about Kane, why does he mask
>>337130736
He likes to be a Big Guyfor his enemies
>>337130736
Perhaps hes wondering why you would shoot a brother before throwing him out of a plane
>>337129440
this needs wojack Hassan getting his throat cut
I love lesbians
>>337131104
he's a big guy
Is it done, Yuri?
Tesla Trooper > Everything else
>>337124542
YOUR COMMAND IS MY WISH
best line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EClQCOUXbl0
>yfw the superweapons
>yfw the second half of the vid
It amazes me at how much they've made.
>>337133461
No comrade Premier, It has only begun.
>>337126546
STATUS
INSTRUCTIONS?
WAITING NAVCOM
AS ORDERED
THREAT IS ARMED
Best girl right here, step aside Tanya fags.
>tfw I saw those cheesy softcore movies from the 90's
She aged like fine wine.
>>337125897
Wait who was the porn star?
>>337135070
in RA2 Tanya and the Soviet comms officer worked in porn I believe.
>>337135070
I know Kari Wuhrer and whoever played Lieutenant Sofia have both been in stuff with softcore sex. I haven't heard anything about porn, and believe me it's not for want of looking
>I'll build anywhere!
>Sorry, I can't build there.
>>337134927
>>337135070
That body is literally built for maximumara ara
The leather is killer too
>tfw mind control is your fetish
>>337135710dubdubdubDOTmcstoriesDOTcom
>>337133195
For Kane
>>337135201
what? why are you just pulling that shit out your ass?
they're both very well known actresses, who never did porn.
