Pickle pee! Pickle pee! Pump a rum! Pump a rum!
>>337123867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>337123867
what is this
>>337124857
Pickle pee! Pump a rum!
>>337124857
an NPC in dark souls III that is being sexualized by neckbeards despite being an underage crow (a bird, not a monster girl) that you never actually see.
Man I really want to fuck a bird.
>>337123867
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
This is fucking cringey, why is it's voice so high and anime? Is this what you people like in your souls games?
>>337125215
wow that sure is original and isn't posted every single time this thread is made
>>337125295
le cringe
>>337125142
>sexualized
And where did I mention sexualizing her?
The only autistic faggot here is you
Get your mind out of the gutter
>>337125295
is a girl crow
>>337125440
Do you have any proof of that claim
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125295
>why is it's voice so high
Because it's a young bird, that's why it also talks like a retard
>>337125314
Oh, I'll rump her pump, all night.
>>337125295
>I never played the other two games please rape my face
Oh I'll pump her with my pickley pee full of rum if I find her, if you catch my drift
>>337123867
>>337125118
>posting fanfiction OC
wew lad
>>>/trash/
>>337125601
>>337125440
why is it speaking fucking english? i thought these games had a serious tone and were quite dark (non edgy) but then you get this "B-BAKA DESU P-....-PICKLE PEE XDDD"
Seriously?
>>337125142
this bird looks depressed
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, not light.
>>337125681
>someone posts two pictures of a game NPC
>its fan fiction
I bet you're going to say you're retarted next
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125734
Because it's a magical bird or some shit, who knows. This is hardly the most unbelievable thing in the game
>>337125734
Because it is imitating human speech in an attempt to communicate. Crows are extremely intelligent, so in a fantasy universe it is exaggerated. All it can do is ask for shiny things and express displeasure.
>>337125789
You're retarded
You're all a bunch of fucking retards if you can't appreciate the true genius behind this thread.
>>337125948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPn5KxiuyIo
crows are stupid
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all night.
>>337126001
And whats the true genius behind this thread?
>>337125734
theres been a linguistically challenged bird npc in every recent From game. theres even Eileen the Crow in bloodborne which continues the trend minus the baby speech
Goddamn i gave away my lorettas bone on my first blind playthrough and i knew it was stupid the moment i did it.
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337126035
Shut up you stupid fucking pigeon.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrnQZvJ19A
>0:20
MUH
so we all agree that dark souls 3 is not just a bad souls game but a bad game in general right
>>337125314
I'm gonna put my pickle pee in her pump a rum, if you catch my drift desu senpai ;)
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pump pee in her pickle rum, all right
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all day
>>337125295
>>337125734
>lost redditer coming to the wrong website
So, is it two crows or one crow?
I always assumed it was two, one being named Pickle Pee and the other Pump a rum. But all the fan art just shows one crow.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all weekend
>>337126215
You, you. No, no.
>>337126340
It's just one crow.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all week long
What is your favorite bird?
Mine is the Dodo. They are intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Monday long
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pickle her pump a... plump pickle p-... pickle pumps. ALL DAY.
>>337126478
And how do you know that an extinct bird was nihilistic and had a wicked sense of humor?
You do know Disney cartoons are not documentaries, right?
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all month long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Tuesday long
>>337125142
>a bird
>that you never actually see
then how do you know?
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Wednesday long
Please don't turn the thread into a shitposting thread
This will only get the pickle pee thread deleted
>>337126638
i have one in my house right now
>>337124857
Something I masturbate to.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Thursday long
>>337126038
>>337125118
>>337123867
Post more.
If there's any.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Friday long
all me
this thread is all me
>>337126035
Probably thinking of ravens.
>>337125734
You realize there is no actual character you see in the game right???
Its just the voice, which is a reference to an old nursery rhyme ( ENGLISH OLDIE) like all the other birds you can give items to.
There is no anime/baka bullshit nigger so shut your stupid trolling fucking face faggot.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Saturday long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Sunday long
>>337127046
ames Reeves. In the poem, "pickle-pee" is the sound of a fife and "pump-a-rum" is the sound of a drum.
Literal dumbfucks not getting genius. I hate it dawg
>>337126913
check this motherfucking 7
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, it's tight.
Are Dark Souls fans the cringiest fanbase of all time?
>>337126823
So it is true that if you stay virgin for 40 years you'll get magical powers
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all January long
>>337127216
yea
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all February long
>>337126913
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all March long
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all April long
>>337127148
>>337127321
kawaii desu neeeee
>>337127216
what kind of sound effect does "smug" make?
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all may long
So, Pickle-Pee wants things that make sound right?
>>337127457
That sparkly animu noise
>>337123867
I'm still drawing a full page of pron of that girl.
Thanks for reminding me i need to work on it more often.
>>337127457
"byaa" apparently
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all June long
>>337126750
she squawks occasionally and her voice comes from a crow's nest
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all July long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all August long
>>337127201
The PC ones are.
Souls on PC was a huge mistake, and one that I think From is aware of. Souls 3 is awfully phoned in while Bloodborne (a Sony exclusive, never to be released on PC) is quality through and through. They know Souls 3 is mediocre, but they had contracts to honor and that's really the only reason it exists.
BB is From's way of apologizing to their real fans on console, and the fact its not on PC is part of that. They know PC is cancer race and dont want to repeat the mistake of tainting BB like they did Souls.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all September long
>>337127216
Only 30.
Also, necromancer > wizard.
>>337127508
that meme was not from just 2 years ago
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all October long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all November long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all November long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all December long
banti bitch
>>337127751
>it must be pee see!
When will you decide to grow up and stop the my toy is better than you're toy cancer?
You make fun of them PC or acting like kids yet in the bigger picture you are just another autistic retard part of a bigger cancerous group
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all New Years long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Christmas long
>>337126340
Pickle pee and pump a rum are what she's looking for, in demon's souls dar souls 1 and dark souls 2 were other things that gave you a clue about what you are supposed to give her. (warm/soft = xanthous hat for example) In this case pump a run are the firebombs and things that explode and im not sure about the pickle pee thing.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all spring long
>>337126750
Fuck that pic reminds me of how cool Das2 char creation was, you could do all kinds of cool shit.
Das3 char creation is an abomination, literally oblivion tier.
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all summer long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all thirteen point seven seconds long
Someone has some spare Carthus weapons for me? I don't feel like farming. Mustard race. I already have the shotel.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all fall long
>>337123867
>>337125118
>>337126038
>>337127148
>>337127216
>>337127321
why is the bird not an actual character in the game
it'd be hilarious to summon them as an npc
just an angry bird-loli with an avelyn
>>337123867
Doujins when.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all winter long
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all the way in
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, she'll love it all night long
>>337125789
>someone posts two pictures of a game NPC
>two pictures of a game NPC
>game NPC
the voice yeah , the pic? "le generic loli crow"
is like you don't play the game or something
Why is Snuggly the Crow so underappreciated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLN8XywaEJo
>Give me... warm... give me... soft
Way more lewd than pickle pee.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, I'll make her beg for it
>>337125314
i wish i made this post
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, real hard and fast
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, I want her to have babies
SERIOUS QUESTION
Who are the crows of Dark Souls? I understand that crows in real life are attracted to trinkets and oftentimes give humans they recognize something, but I want to know if there's a story behind them and why all of them seem to be invisible.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum while I make you watch
>>337125669
Three, DeS had Sparkly the Crow.
>>337128331
Abomination?
That's hades.
>>337128849
same
i made a decent (you) post earlier but deleted it because i didn't want to be banned
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, while I suck her feet
>>337128995
They exist for tradition purposes at this point.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all afternoon long
...The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum.’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land...
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, after I taker her out on a nice date and dinner.
>>337128995
In Demon's Souls you couldn't see it because it was in a tree. In all three Dark Souls games? Just laziness.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, while I make her guzzle my cum
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, after I finish DaS3
I want to impregnate a cute genki crow girl
Am i a pervert?
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all summer long
>>337129301
2qt
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, after I show her my pron collection
>>337127751
Mad Sonyggers aren't better either desu.
wait is the bird actually a harpy in DS3?
If I make a video game and put in a cute loli crow-girl will I make lots of money?
>>337129061
And that's DaS2
>>337129394
MORE
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, after I finish fapping to Overwatch
>>337129337
No, justgreat taste
>>337129394
hng
>>337129475
shes gunna slice her lips like that
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, after she plays with my Ultra great sword.
>>337127583
isn't it doyaa?
>>337123867
Shittiest crow in the series. DeS was best crow. If you disagree you're wrong and I'm right.
>>337125436
>waifudrawings
>not subtly sexualized in general sense of being created
>nobody but le haterz is thinking about this sexually
nice denial mr sperglord
.
>>337128331
....Is that Hades from the Disney Hercules movie?
![Soku-portrait-utsuho[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r368Vwh.png "Soku-portrait-utsuho[1].png")
>>337129443
Only if she's REALLY cute.
And REALLY stupid.
>>337129460
Pickle pee, grab it while you can lads
>>337129443
You should make an Idol Monster Girl game, anon.
Actually, I really don't know why this wasn't made yet.
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all game long
>>337129557
I want to put my face/dick in that.
>>337125314
Pickle, rump, etc.
>>337125314
I'll fuck the ever-loving shit out of her god damn bird pussy
>portray Pickle-Pee has a loli harpy
>they forgot how Ornifex, a crow-creature looked
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all day long
Ornifex is still cute, right
>>337129545
Birds don't have lips, anon.
>>337129717
Wew lad
I'd trade her a dicking alright
>>337129745
Crow's and crowfolk are two different things
>>337125314
Holy shit I want to fuck that bird so badly I hope the DLC implements her model
>>337129779
DELETE THIS
THIS IS NOT MY LOLI CROW
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, it's tight.
>>337129745
>Implying I'm not fine with either
>>337129786
so we're just seeing her as a little girl with wings for arms but she's actually still completely a bird?
>>337125314
Yum, I'll fuck her pump a rum with my sword
>>337129853
Wheres the Guts version
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, I bet she has a tight ass to fuck
>>337125314
>71 replies
Fucking kek
Why all bird monster girls are cute /v/?
>>337125314
Oh I know she'll be a Pickle Pee,
But at least I'll Pump her Rump
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, I want a talonjob from her
>>337129938
>>337124782
kek
>>337125314
I want to suck her juicy pump a rum, someone please make a porn of her!
>>337130062
if that button worked most of this site wouldn't be here
>>337130017
ain't that chad daddy's waifu?
better keep your eyes off her for your own sake
>>337130125
Magnificent
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum All right.
>>337125314
I'm not actually responding I just want to be part of something.
>>337130217
This board*
Its literally r eddit here
IF YOU CONSORT WITH BIRD MONSTERS YOU WILL BE PUT TO DEATH LIKE A BIRD MONSTER
THERE ARE PLENTY OF PURE, HUMAN WOMEN AVAILABLE
WHY DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED?
>>337130290
Anon, I love you.
You're part of my heart now!
>>337125314
This thread makes me horny, I at the point where I just want to fap to a bird.
DO NOT SEXULISE THE PICKLE-PUM
SHE IS FOR HUGGIN, NOT FOR FUGGIN
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum all night long, oh yeah
>>337129906
>we're just seeing her as a little girl with wings for arms
I think you watch too much anime, that's a normal crow.
>>337130395
She a pickle pee in the street and a pump a rum in the bed.
>>337130049
I CANT PICKLE PEE WHEN IM WITH YOU
BUT I LOVE IT
BUT I LOVE IT
>>337125314
pickle plum my rump
>>337125314
So many (you)s. You must feel pretty good right now, huh?
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>>337125314
Oh I'll pump her rump all day and all night long, damn right
>>337130395
Too late buddy
>>337130459
NOOOOOOO
>>337130456
No, this is a normal crow.
>>337130484
BUT I PUMP IT
BUT I RUMP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
Just listen to her
>>337125314
Oh, I'd pump her rum(p) all night long if you know what I mean senpai
>>337125314
I wonder what her pump a rum looks like, I want to stick something inside of it
>>337130456
oh fuck you mean everyone is just posting pictures of crows? i need help
>>337130529
I miss nichijou man
I miss being happy
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum I'll pump her real hard
>>337130587
Anon go and see a doctor you need help
>>337124857
Latest memetrain for hack artists to latch onto to get that sweet sweet exposure.
>>337130564
>>337125314
Stop hogging all the (you)'s faggot.
>>337125314
Waiting for the bird porn, anytime now
>>337130712
>I'm booty blasted they are drawing Leeds of my waifu : the post
>>337130564
>no, no...
>not that...
>enough, enough...
Was it rape?
>>337130771
>>337129557
>>337129475
>>337129394
>>337125314
Is it normal if I fap to birds in this thread? I literally just did
>>337125314
Is someone planning to screencap this?
I think he earned this one
>>337125314
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I don't play DS and all I see on /v/ are drawings of this thing. What does it actually look like in-game?
>>337130776
Leeds is a shitty city anon, so is your post.
>>337130821
Oh shit! Thanks Anon
>>337130759
sorry m8
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337129779
how is a harpy with no arms capable of being a blacksmith?
>>337130459
yeah its 'pickle-pee on the streets, pump a rum in the sheets'
this board is shit
>>337125314
Are you butt hurt you faggot? Mad u ain't getting some bird pump a rum?
>>337130964
>hovers with wings
>smiths with feet
>>337130894
I should really turn off the autocorrect of my phone
On one hand it fixes my real mistakes but on the other hand it fucks up stuff like that
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
>>337130965
I always fuck it up because of that fucking Ludacris song that says bed.
>>337128484
>dark souls
>fun
>>337125314
Guess what I'm having tonight? Pump a rum
>>337131020
I guess that's why her legs are so shapely
>>337131025
>phoneposter
I am not surprised at all.
>>337131148
>Literally no core muscles
>>337125314
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y
>>337125314
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
