The new Pokemon starters are cute
The new Pokemon starters are hideous
Potato with a bow tie > Everything else
I want to fuck the new Pokemon Starters.
kill them with fire
3rth evolutions please
>appealing to the GIRL audience
I hate women so much.
They all deserve to be locked in cages and be fucked when I demand it.
So they can give birth to strong men.
>>337115051
What are their types? Grass/Flying, Fire/Dark and Water/Psychic?
>>337115051
Please God, no.
The cat thing is passable but the others are shit
>>337115247
but fire is non effective against two of them
>Grass / Flying
>Fire
>Water
Fuck you too.
>>337115051
That seal is going to be the bayleaf of this generation
>>337115051
THE OWL
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BRA?
>>337115184
>Bowtato
>>337115051
Who else /OWL/ here?
Cute as fuark
>>337115051
Women ruin everything
>>337115394
Oh, shut up.
>>337115051
>picking grass starters unironically
They look shit but the fire cat looks like it's going to end up fire/dark typing which I can work with. The water looks pure trash it's a shame.
>>337115051
That little owl is miles above the other 2.
>>337115328
the owl is shit but its better than that cat, worst starters hands down tho
>>337115051
somehow it manages to get worse every year
what do the trainers look like?
for research purposes
>>337115051
Swag-ass fire kitten with a mustache is great.
Other two are pretty terrible.
Probably the first time I'll ever pick the grass type.
These look really bad. Legit thought fakedmon "leaks"
>>337115347
>Grass / Flying
>Fire / Cut
>Water / Surf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING NOOB
I love owls. Is this pokeymans go? Fire cat is fine too. Clown seal is terrible.
>Owl
I might actually use a grass starter for once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn25hijDL7c
>>337115347
Starters generally don't start with second typings. Rowlet is an exception.
>>337115356
now i finally grasp what's been wrong with the new pokemon
>can now make black trainers
WE
>>337115051
the sea dog would have been good if it weren't for the testicle on it's face
that water type
what the fuc--
that water type, what am I looking at
is this what a pokemon is nowadays?
I'm glad they moved away from Anime France, but Alola seems a bit limited.
Rowlet > Litten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Popplio
Also despite the fact that I'm going to get Moon, Solgaleo > Lunaala.
>>337115474
the starters are bad but you know damn well the trainers will be hot as fuck
>>337115664
No it would still be bad.
Just imagine for a second
>>337115051
Grass/Flying
Fire/Dark
Water/Fairy
They look pretty meh. Hope their final forms are worthwhile or I'll be setting up a team of Pokemon I find in my journey.
>>337115051
Rowlet > Litten > trash > Popplio
>>337115634
WUZ
>>337115356
Come to think of it if everything post gen 2 were drawn in the gen 1 and 2 art style they'd all look 200x less shit
THESE LOOK FUCKING AWFUL WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL
>>337115634
Where's that "little girl -> black little girl" slider picture
>Oshawott 2.0
>>337115269
>appealing to the GIRL audience
how?
>>337115634
Quite pretty. I wonder what the male model is going to look like.Yes I'm joking, I saw the trailer.
>>337115634
WUZ
>>337115051
FUUUUCCCCKKKING WHHYYYYYYYYY
NO, GOD NO.
Trainer customization confirmed, gen 7 is based on Hawaii
Also box legends and release date
>>337115925
KANGZ
Ok the water and fire one literally look like Digimon
Grass owl with bow tie is GOAT tho
>owlfags were fucking right
just end me senpai
>>337115634
GYM LEADERS
>>337115634
>incoming delicious brown art
My body is ready.
>>337115602
>Bulbasaur
>>337115850
I was thinking the exact same thing. "Oh boy, another Samurott."
>flying
>implying owls are birds
>>337115779
Litten's third MIGHT be Fire/Poison sincelitter
>>337115051
...is that fucking seal wearing a latex bondage suit?
>>337116024
> this comment
> remember brock actually was a gym leader
>>337115974
>Pokemon: Cybeast Falzar and Cybeast Gregar versions
>>337116124
hes not black
I know people have been saying it since Gen 3 and 4 but I think they really are running out of creativity and Ideas for pokemon designs this time
that feel when no pokemon FAG and GOT version with starters
grass / rock: Dildo pokemon
Fire / steel: condom pokemon (friction)
Water / Ice: Douche pokemon (Gary Oak)
Rowlet boys going in hard
>>337115051
WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS DESIGN??? LOOKS CHILDISH AF.
>>337115356
But these ones have gen 1 tier coloring.
Except they dont have the semi-realistic flair of gen 1.
Looks like another gen where I box the starters
>>337115450
Grass always have the coolest final evolutions
>not picking your pokémon by their looks
>>337116165
yeah he is but?
>>337115051
First Pokemon game I'm gonna buy in a long time. Whole design looks pretty good.
>>337116027
I seriously hope you're just pretending to be retarded you little shit. Bulbasaur wasn't a G/P starter, it was pure grass. That change was made much later.
>>337116212
It's almost like Pokemon is aimed for children or something
God tier:
Owl
Good tier:
Seal
Edgy fedora:
Red cat
>>337116146
Man, that actually makes me want to play it more.
>>337116219
>Boxing starters based on their first forms
>>337116257
>water
>not the coolest
even the games tell you this, water starters are for the cool kids.
>>337116271
please never design anything ever
>>337115051
>ugly clown seal
>generic fire cat
>neat owl
Worst looking starters
>>337115051
They don't even fucking try anymore do they
>>337115051
The seal would be better if the ears were just a bit smaller.
I kind of fucking hate Litten's expression.
Rowlet is decent.
I might actually go grass for a change.
>>337116264
hes asian as fuck dude hes just tan
realistically hes like thai or funny enough hawaiian
>>337116187
drilld > Drilldo > DrilliDonT
Condo > Condor > Condoom
Dooh > Doodch > Douchei
?
>>337116124
brock was brown not full on blackie m8
>>337116058
>implying owls are real
>>337115634
>inb4 the trigger tweeters will STILL complain about this
The areas look nice for the first time since Black/White. And I'm in love with Rowlet. Grass starters are always the best.
>>337115587
>Tropical region
Okay expecting alot of Grass, Water, and Ground types.
>Trainer customization returns
Here's hoping they expanded on the options a bit.
>Legendary Lion and Bat
Not gonna lie, they look better than last gen's legends.
>>337116179
I've known this since Gen 4, which was originally the last Pokemon game I decided to buy because it was fucking bad and not fun any more (Gen 3 wasn't exactly the best either but it had some high points)
I got tricked by the upgrade to full 3D with Gen 6 and the game sucked dick
Honestly, despite all the flaws, Gen 1 really are the best games. Everything is better designed as a total experience. The most annoyance I remember with them was WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP
>>337115356
Mega Charizard X kind of prices that image true
>>337116319
first forms are literally the best looking forms of every starter.
>>337115051
owl is cute. Imma ship it with hoothoot.
>>337116371
yeah true. he wasn't a steel type gym leader either.
>Ruffle collar
>Nose and muzzle look like a clown hat
It's going to evolve into a fucking fat sea lion clown, isn't it?
L I T E R A L L Y
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE
>>337115051
The only one that looks remotably decent is the fire one. But I'll hold my breath until we see their evolutions.
>>337115294
Types, according to the official video:
>Grass/Flying
>Fire
>Water
That Fire one definitely looks like it'll evolve into Fire/Dark though.
>>337116271
>Bulbasaur wasn't a G/P starter, it was pure grass. That change was made much later.
nigga
>>337115974
> They could have made a game based on the orange islands.
> Instead they base it on Hawaii.
>>337115634
What is /pol/ reaction about this??
These guys look really weird, kinda fakemon-y?
Nothing against their designs, but the cat doesn't even LOOK like a starter personally.
Oh well, I'm not one to cause a ruckus over something like this. I'd probably pick the seal, but I'd like to wait until we see the evolutions.
They look fucking dumb, but that's to be expected from any post gen 3 starter
>>337116554
>They could have made a game based on the filler arc from over a decade ago
>My mfw when the leak believers got BTFO
>hurr durr Pokemon designs a shit
>hurr durr X has a shit design but YZ are ok
>hurr durr Y is ok but XZ are shut
>hurr durr they all look like Digimon
Holy fuck you goddamn spastic children. Silence yourselves, your opinions aren't facts. The starters are fine.
>>337116319
Shows how little potential their evos have. Last time I boxed a starter was gen 5 which started off with so much potential but completely shat the bed with their final forms. Luckily Gen 5 had a plethora of good designs outside the starters so it wasn't too bad.
>>337116257
Blastoise > Charizard(manlet) >>>>>>> Venasaur
Typlosion > Feraligator>>>>>>>>> meganium(literally who)
Blaziken > Marshstomp>>>>sceptile(only decentish now due to it's dragon/grass mega but the other two are superior)
I could go on the only generation where grass doesn't look like complete shit was in black and white where snivy is the best looking out of the 3.
Grass pokemon look like shit and have shit stats and too many weaknesses.
Just watch the grass Owls final evolution go full retarded while that stupid fucking Clown-seal thing will end up being elder god tier when it evolves
>>337115974
These look like--
You know, I don't even know what the fuck they look like. Not really Digimon. But sure as hell not Pokemon either.
>Comfy nut was best starter in X/Y
>Cute owl is best starter in Sun/Moon
Based
>Owl
9/10. Cute, simple, good aesthetic.
>Edge cat
5/10. Looks like a generic animal sidekick designed to sell toys.
>Clown Seal
0/10. Why. Just. Why.
Is this official? They look hideous, guess gen 2 still has the best first evolution of starters.
>>337115051
Holy shit. The owl is the only decent looking starter so far. I have hope for the cat, maybe its evolutions will look better, but the seal thing is just fucking disgusting.
The legendaries look great though.
>>337115269
What fucking movie is this? Holy shit it looks recent and I am damn surprised it got made.
>>337116918
But the seal looks cute, fuck off.
Who /Potatowl/?
>>337116319
there has never been a shit-tier first stage that improved by the 3rd stage
>Chikorita turns into Barney
>Oshawott turns into the most half-assed "samurai" ever
>>337116624
They think it's the SJWS plan to take over Japan.
>>337115051
I'll choose owl. The kitten looks awful indeed but its evolution may be good.
>>337116909
Woah there, you should check your posts before hitting reply. You accidentally typed Gen 2 instead of Gen 3.
Damn these motherfuckers are ugly
>>337115184
this though. It's Pug-tier "so ugly it's adorable"
POKEMON SUN
POKEMON MOON
POKEMON RED
POKEMON BLUE
POKEMON HOT
POKEMON COLD
POKEMON ON
POKEMON OFF
QUICKLY, DESIGN 100 MORE AGE APPROPRIATE AND MARKETABLE FUCK RATS TO BASH SKULLS AND ASSES TOGETHER UNTIL THE INFERIOR FAINTS
CATCH
THEM
ALL
MOTHERFUCKER
>>337117095
Gen 3 is dogshit
Fuck off
le mudkips XD
>grass owl thing
eeh it's alright
>ow the edge cat
aw hell yeah
>literal clown seal
yeah no
Are you going to sit here telling my that a potato owl with a memetie is cuter than that clown seal?
>>337115051
>another owl
>another cat
>another seal
Maybe the story will be decent... Maybe?
I want to club that seal.
>>337117140
cry harder faggot
HOLY CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS
we owls now
>>337116728
>My my face when
>>337117334
>You'll never have an owl GF who'll make eye contact with you while you fuck her from behind
why even live
As always fire looks the best.
>>337115634
>boy and girl wear different hats
That's sexist.
>>337117183
kys furfag
Grass and Water starters are okay. Let's be friends.
Fuck fire though.
FUCK ME this guy is adorable
>>337117512
>grass/flying
nigga the water starter will ice beam the fuck out of the bird.
Probably going for a geninja situation again where it's easily the best of the three.
I don't get why you faggots hate the starters so much, they are cute as fuck. look at that owl he has a little bow-tie!
Would it make you guys happy if they had more fucking spikes, ninja themes or just looked like little fur-bait men?
At the end of the day, please remember what you are playing is a game for children, and to throw your edglord shit to one side and just enjoy the fucking ride for what it is.
Well, Rowlet and Litten are adorable. Not sold on the seal yet.
owl>seal>kitty
>>337116451
>implying meganium isn't way cooler than its 1st form
>>337116408
> nice
> black and white
U wot m80?
>>337117519
If it was just grass grass it would be trash. But having moves like brave bird and giga drain seems like a good combination.
>>337115356
Gen 1 Garchomp looks much better and i love gen 4
>All of these differentiating opinions on the starters
This is the most split I've ever seen people over starters
So I guess that means Gamefreak did a good job?
>>337116876
Moon is Kirby villain, Sun is something out of a "Tales of" game
>>337115356
Well... I now kinda see whats wrong with the new pokemon a bit more clearly now.
>>337117498
>kys
Is this the hot new Twitter acronym?
>>337115629
>>337117995
You don't have to post twice.
>>337117965
i get the feeling you'll get more haters for the seal than the other two but
yeah
>>337117863
Can we at least agree the designs are way better than the last two gens?
>tfw the pokegirl is kinda underwhelming for the first time
>>337116716
It was still good though.
>>337118040
It's the danish word for kiss so that doesn't make it better.
>>337118058
Lots of people are warming up to him with his smug pose and art reveal
>>337116514
>That Fire one definitely looks like it'll evolve into Fire/Dark though.
>>337118070
Didn't mean to reply, whoops.
>>337118070
Gen 5 had great designs outside of starters though.
>>337115537
No, it's Sun & Moon. Gen VII.
>>337117842
>brave bird and giga drain
Either one of those moves is gonna hit for jack shit or Spud McHoots is gonna keel over and die the second anything so much as brushes against it.
>Popplio
>not the cutest motherfucker around
>>337118070
No, gen 5 was great. Exception being legendaries.
>>337115269
Jessica alba is rugged
>>337118185
Pretty sure that goes to Growlet.
>>337117519
>>337115974
>a motherfucking legendary sun lion beast
>can't have any fangs
Oh fuck me. I hate modern pokemon design direction so much.
>people actually still eat this shit up after two decades
Pokemon is worse than Call of Duty
>>337117210
>cuter than the clown seal
It looks like a sonic OC.
>owl
>cat
>seak
wow looks like the theme is meme animals. prediction :
owl evo is white and surprised
cat becomes a hamburger (its fur is already fat)
otter gets a bucket and a navy hat.
>>337115051
The cat looks kinda cute.
>>337118185
>Evolves
>gets whiskers and tusks
>changes colour and gets bigger
thats it
>>337115269
Looks like a movie you'd watch on Lifetime
Moon legendary is Kirby villain.
Sun legendary is "Tales of" plot device/spirit/summon.
>>337117603
They are so fuckin bland and lazy, at least the edgemons have personality, these ones are just asking for someone to put and end to their autism.
>>337118280
It's not a lion though.
I'm torn between potatowl and edgekitty.
What are you all picking?
>>337118454
Literally nobody cares.
>mfw
>>337118587
I have the same conundrum. I'll probably just go for whatever my gf doesn't pick, which I assume will be the cat.
check this shit out
>that Japanese trailer
https://youtu.be/2r0_F-_ClcQ
Fuck, that gave me feelings.
>>337118185
more like pooplio
>region based on Hawaii
7/10, too much water.
>>337115051
Seal will turn into some reatrded Clown abomination. Cat is obvious furbait.
But that Owl/Whatever is the most fucking adorable thing ever.
>>337118691
> O <
>>337118156
>>337118186
I'm talking about the starters, have we even seen anything else?
>>337118587
potatowl, tempted by seal, but the island theme should give some other good water types anyway
>>337118587
Grass for that dank poison, m8.
>>337118280
the mouth itself is fangs
>>337118510
Dude, you are the reason shit like Lucario is the defacto pokemon mascot these day, go back to looking at bara boweser and kindly fuck off this earth.
>hawaii theme
I can't wait for the game "cooking element" to be pokefruit pizzas and spam.
Real talk, that bat is some hype shit. Feels good to be a Moonfag.
>>337118587
owl so far. shitty type means some challenge at least.
BUT I will wait until the last evo versions
>>337118767
>Cat is obvious furbait
>those built-in striped stockings
>>337115974
Fucking Liger Zero!!
Watch all three of them evolve into bipedal furry humanoid things. FUCK.
>>337118587
>Implying there's even a choice
>>337115356
>>337118924
reminds me of Yveltal, and sadly it's not a good memory because it's a shitmon.
Game looks linear as fuck, by what they've shown of the areas. It looks like an expansion of X and Y, which is bad. I'll be skipping it.
The owl might be the best-looking starter since gen 2, maybe gen 3.
I just like the simple and cute style on him.
The cat is fine too, might pick him if the evolutions look better than the owl's.
>The new region is baes on Hawaii
>The game is released in November
Kind of bummed this wasn't a summer release, Nintendo released Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon as their summer releases in the last two years, both were amazing summer games.
>>337119029
>implying
The owl's the only one I like so this'll be an easy choice.
>>337118796
4x ice weakness. Have fun.
>>337118185
>Giving us actual poses and shit that show of their personallity instead of retarded looking crap like the first Oshawott art
OK, I like him now.
>>337119072
>Heard you talking shit nigga
>>337118770
>^<
>>337119105
Think of it as a window into warm summer when facing the coming cold winter.
>>337118185
the 2d art does him justice. the 3d model is horrible.
>Owltato will turn its head around to watch you while waiting for you to tell it what move to use patiently
Based
>>337119147
>using shitmons because of tourney faggotry
All the mons with no/few weaknesses are ugly, soulless pieces of shit
A fucking set of keys
>>337119147
>pokemon with weakness are bad!
yeah cause the meta is totally dominated by spiritomb amirite?
>>337119264
>Wrecking people with Boo Boo Keys
There is no greater joy.
>>337119147
Do you think that's going to be a giant problem? Maybe if you play the game competitively, but who fucking does that?
The game is so easy that you can pick any fucking team you want and still beat elite 4. Heck, in gen 4 and 6 I threw the starter in my PC and had no problems beating the game.
>>337119289
>ice beam is a move in every team because D R A G O N S
2x weakness can be manageable, but 4x means everything will one shot you.
>>337115634
Couldn't you do this in X/Y
>>337119372
>wrecking people with overpowered pokemon is a joy
Small penis detected
>>337116271
>Bulbasaur wasn't a G/P starter
It was literally the only starter that had two types in its first form. You couldn't be more wrong.
>>337119443
You couldn't do this in ORAS
Another reason it's shit
>>337119454
>wrecking people with overpowered pokemon is a joy
That isn't clefairy
Rowlet is my nigger
That typing is horrendous but I don't even care
>>337119380
>Maybe if you play the game competitively, but who fucking does that?
It'll be an even bigger problem in plain online where everyone spams more broken shit than the competitive mons
>>337119289
Ice beam is meta mate.
>>337119517
>everyone has the exact same fucking team
This is pretty much why I abandoned these games. The online feature might as well be removed unless you like playing the same teams against each other
Fucking little dick autists
>>337119427
None of the starters are ever viable in comp anyways except for last gen where it was literally banned to Uber or whatever the fuck it is called, Pokemon is easy af. Who cares mang.
>>337115634
>Normal lips
>Tiny nose
Haha no
>>337118720
Yeah wtf made me feel all warm inside
>>337119652
Dude, what's with your obsession with dicks?
>>337119380
Only in competitive. Game is so easy now and the exp share makes it so you just spam the A button with your over leveled team.
>>337118185
OwlettxPopplio confirmed.
>>337119517
That's just sad, what happened to the times where people would just roll with their favorites and not play into some autistic meta-game?
>>337119770
People with no power in their lives look to dominate in videogames, the only area in their empty pathetic lives that they can control
This coincides with a small dick. Having a large dick gives one the confidence to go outside and enjoy the company of others, and to dominate in the real world
>>337119826
>flaming hairball
10/10
>>337119785
Sounds like RB where you just spam A with your starter.
>>337119517
>Smeargle
>Groudon
What the fuck is going on in tryhard pokemon?
my choices are cute, edgy, and retarded rip
>>337119826
cute
>>337119975
Groudon has always been good and primal Groudon is just fucking insane.
>>337115634
Is the top row a shota?
>>337119051
That was my gripe with Gen VI starters. It was inevitable with the Fox but Chespin goes from doofy Chestnut thing to some towering robot monster and Froakie while not as jarring suddenly gains a ninja gimmick for no reason (Well if you think of Froakie like a typical "wears a bag on his head" thief then it kind of makes sense) and a goddamn tongue scarf.
>>337119683
Now imagine it swallowing a Pikachu whole.
>>337119968
>being a kid
>not looking to build a full team rather than going full autismo levelling only one Pokemon
No wonder you have no friends
>>337119517
why the fuck is a clefary there?Also, his name is Giovanni
>>337117017
>there has never been a shit-tier first stage that improved by the 3rd stage
froakie
>>337120107
do you think it would be embarrassed when it poops out the pikachu? just wondering haha
>>337119885
>Having a large dick gives one the confidence to go outside and enjoy the company of others, and to dominate in the real world
[citation needed]
>>337120132
I had a full team, i just posted what was an experience when i replayed the game. Dumbass.
>>337119975
Groudon's new form in ORAS is insane. Smeargle is the only legal Pokemon which can learn Dark Void, a move that puts all enemies to sleep in doubles, which is the format used for the official tournaments.
>>337117017
Samurott's the only pokemon in that line that's not utter shit
>>337120168
Fairy Typing I guess.
>>337120090
i thought the fox was gonna grow its earhair out to be a pseudo beard and become a cool fucking wizard fox with a big fucking branch but no they took the lame ass furry pandering route
>>337120191
Your citation is everyone wandering around outside your house
>>337120225
I didn't experience that at all, you're a faggot
