not even trolling, has nintendo lost it?
I don't have the same faith in this company I once had, this past year has been eye opening for me. The polish is gone, the understanding of their core fanbase is gone.
What is there to even look forward to? The next console? And just cross our fingers and hope for the best?
>>337083664
They're out of touch, anon. It's their own fault.
I'd like to think they're saving the good shit for NX at this point, but I'm afraid there isn't even that anymore
>>337083807
>IGN
>taking them seriously
shiggydiggy don't
>>337083664
Its still the same, but they are not paying people for reviews
They have been firing pedos and pedolovers so......
>>337083664
Sure they are not the same but that reviews show nothing. I love the Starfox game, Smash and Mario Kart more than all the previous games of those franchises.
Still sad about Metroid because Nintendoland showed how much you can do with the fucking tablet
>>337084032
Most aren't from IGN, though.
The others I totally understand, but SFZero is just the reviewers being complete shit at the game. I'm having a blast.
>>337083664
Nintendo should go 3rd party.
>not even trolling
>>337083664
Their core base doesn't deserve understanding. Just let them fucking leave.
>>337083807
>Amiibo Festival
>No multiplayer support
What the fuck?
>>337085953
I love how we're expecting to take game journos seriously.
Kinda, yeah. Their games feel really basic with a shit ton of wasted potential. As edgy as it sounds, though, it will get better once Miyamoto dies.
>>337086875
>As edgy as it sounds, though, it will get better once Miyamoto dies.
You could have just said "steps down" or "is no longer at the company"
>>337083664
>I don't have the same faith in this company I once had
That's because you grew up and out of Nintendo's target demographic. Growing up is a part of life.
Nintendo is rich enough and has the experience to make quality games, they fucking know how to do it but they choose not to and instead continuously make decisions that seem to become worse and worse as days go by.
This is the one thing that infuriates me as a Nintendo fan, because of how easy a lot of these things are fixable but they just don't do it. WHY?? Just fucking why. I don't get it or understand them anymore.
>>337087342
It hurts so much.
God damn I was so satisfied with my WiiU purchase in 2014 that its ridiculous to think this is the same console. the '15 lineup had a few nice games but '16 has been so awful its obvious as fuck they're saving every decent game for the NX.
>>337083664
>not even trolling
>>337087816
Thank god I got the Wii U late. I'm too busy catching up to earlier titles while playing the only two recent online games. Might as well get the most our of Splatoon and Mario Maker before the servers get axed.
>>337087342
A lot of what happened in 2015 was basically from two issues that arose.
1) Nintendo had a lot of their dev staff on NX projects, which means smaller dev teams for current projects.
2) A lot of those current projects were rushed to be released so as to minimize gaps in software releases.
Basically Nintendo came to a wall in 2015. They couldn't release any big-budget games in a timely manner except Xenoblade X (because it was already done by then), so had to fill in the gaps with simpler titles that a smaller dev team could pump out in a year.
It's a shame but I think it was a hard lesson they learned about trying to make it work going alone in modern video gaming.
>>337088118
You'd hope so, but I feel like Nintendo never learns a damn thing. We've seen the beginning of utterly cancerous DLC practices and they're still carrying around the baggage of their amiibos.
>>337083664
iwata was just the beginnin
>>337083664
>>337083664
Iwata dying changed everything. He was the floodgate protecting the land. The dam that was soon to break. It happened. The good people drowned.
>>337088459
That was them learning things. Maybe not the things some would LIKE them to learn, but they learned it anyway.
>>337083664
Gimmicks.
Nintendo (especially Miyamoto) just fucking adore gimmicks. Ever since the Wii and DS sold like hotcakes, they've been trying to get lightning to strike twice.
Iwata's death helped because it meant Miyamoto was able to have more control, which means more gimmicks.
All Nintendo is capable of doing is making the same games they made twenty years ago. They posses no innovation or style, just rehashes. Their games are usually technically good, but journos don't want games, they want movies. And they want movies that push technical boundaries.
>>337083664
They lost it during the WII/DS era. they used to make unparalleled gold. Now it's just solid or mediocre games. I'm not really excited for the next nintendo game anymore.
>>337089261
The 80's were almost 40 years ago. How does that statement make you feel?
>>337087228
For the life of me I wish grown ups that still play would realize this. Gaming just isn't as good as a grown up. It's a time waster not actual adult fun. You're too mature now not to over analyze everything and it kills some of the fun, makes most games predictable, and shits up comment sections.
It's because the core fanbase left and all they can hope to do is get little kids to play their games by making them easier or for girls but kids would rather play shitty iPhone games and Minecraft or whatever else the YouTube faggots make videos of themselves screaming to
>>337083664
>>337083807
>>337083807
>>337084032
>>337084342
Why only put Metacritic for the good games but single out scores for the others?
>>337089514
honestly if nintendo went 3rd party, the world would be a better place
imagine nintendo games on pc outside of emulation
>>337089514
>SteelDiver
What was wrong with it?
>>337089165
Motion controls should have never existed
>>337089662
I'm legitimately afraid nx is going to fail and nintendo is going to move to mostly mobile or something.
I don't want it to happen, because it feels like nintendo is the last major company that makes the kinds of games that I like, without having to wade through tons of indie shit on steam. But it might just be better if nintendo took a huge hit. they would either evaluate themselves or be better off dead with mobile.
>>337084357
>blast
Is that how you spell buyer remorse ?
>>337089707
Under 80 Metacritic
Nintendo has been shit for nearly 10 years now.
>>337083664
>not even trolling
>shittalking nintendo
Ok
>>337083664
It's definitely a make or break moment for Nintendo, I think the quality of Zelda U and the NX will decide if Nintendo can become relevant again or if they'll just become like Sonic the Hedgehog: an icon more that represents something it no longer is. A subject for keychains, tshirts and apps that bank on nostalgia and nothing more.
Nintendo needs fresh ideas and fresh blood, that much is certain. Splatoon was promising. It didn't sell like gangbusters, but it sold well enough and more importantly: was a new ip by young developers, and most importantly, a good game that resonated with people. Nintendo needs more of that, and less of trying to shoe horn their gimmicks into existing franchises they don't belong in.
>>337083664
>Mario tennis
>Zelda Dynasty Warriors
>Pokemon Spinoff AB6
>Federation fucking Force
Jesus christ OP, if this fruit was hanging any lower it would be underground. Nintendo always has its share of stinkers, in fact I'd say everything outside their main franchise line is probably garbage. It's like this on every console, and aside from Starfox, none of these are surprising or a "tragedy" of any kind.Still sucks about Starfox though.
>>337089357
>i'm an 80IQ retard who doesn't understand a think about game design
The games really are worse. Just like when the old man says "this generation sucks" He's right. They all are, it gets worse every time.
>>337089752
I'm seeing 3 userscores (ones that matter) over 8.0
>>337089753
I'd rather they just crash along with others
I saw Dead Island and Batman Arkham collections are being released on the PS4/XBONE. Fuck this generation.
Nintendo has gotten away with releasing the same shit for years, and people eat it the fuck up. People buy these shitty games.
They're going to keep doing the same shit until it doesn't work anymore. Look at how long Sega has persisted in making shitty Sonic games. Their autistic fanbase eats it up no matter how bad it is.
>>337085380
I'm not certain they could survive as a 3rd party company. All their games rely on some form of console gimmick, be it the wiimote, the touchscreen, tilting, dual screen, etc. If they didn't have that to rely on, then all they'd be left with are games that could come from any other studio in the world.
Kirby games? They'd be just like the games made 15+ years ago. Mario? Just like the games they made 15+ years ago. Zelda? Ditto. Metroid? Ditto. Mario Kart? Ditto.
The only Nintendo properties that can stand on their own merits as an advancement to what had come before are those made by outside developers, like Square, Retro, etc.
>>337089970
Maybe it would matter if they were professionals.
You know people post 0s and 10s on every game
>>337089752
>Disney
>Fantasy Life
>Layton VS Wright
>First party
>Dream Team not included
Into the trash.
>>337083664
>>337083807
>>337089514
>>337089662
>>337089752
>>337089965
Completely unbiased version of all titles released in 2015. The good, the bad, the godawful.
Save this one if you absolutely must shitpost.
>>337083664
>the highest rated game isn't even developed by them
>neither is the second highest
HOLY FUCKING KEK
To be fair the only real note worthy issue is Starfox Zero since unlike the other games in that pic isn't just just a spinoff but a proper game.
Fire Emblem Fates generally got good reviews and Kirby planet robobot will get good reviews like Triple deluxe.
Color Splash and Federation force on the other hand I have no clue what they will get.
>>337089752
I know for a fact that Mario Golf and PLvs PW are way underrated if those the shit averages.
>put 100 hours into mario galf 3ds
shit is seriously a 8.7/10
>>337090009
Sony and MicroSoft are no better.
How many R&Cs, Halos, Killzones, Uncharteds, and just collections have been released last gen and this gen?
>>337087342
Because poorly made, hollow games still have a demographic that will buy it.
And at the end of the day, money is money.
>>337089724
If you had said that during the Wii years, I'd have called you mad and said it was a fun experiment.
Stylus-driven LoZ and Starfox Command onward, including SMG2 and THAT GODDAMNED FLUZZARD, I would completely and utterly agree.
>>337089349
Nintendo came to America 31 years ago.
>>337090075
Read what *First Party is
>>337090034
Idiots with no understanding of nuance. Nintendo stuff was never the same, save some recent crap like new super mario bros. Regardless the quality has fallen.
>>337090141
Yeah, I think it is one of my most played games. I don't even have DLC. Do they still have weekly online tournaments?
Nintendo turned to hot shit. They'll survive for a LONG time, but it will just be them tossing out shit cause they feel like it instead of them making anything decent.
>>337090085
>75-89 "great" and not okay
> 60-74 "good" and not mediocre shovelware that isn't worth your time
> bad games even been worth including when even the tier above isn't worth playing
low standards the post.
>>337090240
Idiots with no understanding that "nuance" was just gimmick.
>>337090085
>Rodea
Is that really a fair inclusion considering the history behind it and the fact the Wii version is the intended version to play?
>>337083664
How come video game score standards are different than other categories on the website?
>>337090085
Wasn't Devil's Third blasted by game journalists/critics because of some progressive nonsense?
Or am I thinking of another game?
>>337083664
It seems like it's mostly been this last ~12 months that they really dropped the ball. Nintendo used to be the company I could rely on to at least give me a decent experience, but now I'm not so sure. I do have high hopes for Zelda though. It seems like they're really confident that this game is going to be fantastic, and I'm almost willing to bet borderline revolutionary. This generation's OoT.
>>337090656
because they are for babies and no one takes them seriously.
>>337090441
>89/100
>it's okay
>>337090009
up until the wii they managed to make every new mario, zelda, etc fresh and intertesting
but they fucked up mario by making it super generic with the 3D* games and dumbing down the RPGs
I have hopes for Zelda NX, since ALBW was good but its likely completely different devs
their first party titles have been so hit and miss since the end of the wii, compared to the SNES/N64/GC where they were all gr8
Why the FUCK is this allowed, bros?
It was supposed to be Nintys generation...
>>337089965
Your pic is shit and old.
Plus WiiU do not have any multiplatfrom games at all.
>>337090740
They've dropped the ball for the last decade.
>>337090767
It just seems weird that a 74 or lower is considered Mixed, but Mixed is 59 and under for things like music
>>337090867
Except they haven't.
>>337090367
I assume so I havent played it about a year. The DLC courses are pretty great, would recommend.
My only issue with the online tourneys is you should only get one chance to play the tournament. Not this try 50 times until you know the perfect shot to make for the conditions on every hole... and some asshole has -25
>>337090774
Yup. Of course there are obscure good games reviews score wrong, or are held back by minor performance issues, but big nintendo games should be scoring 95 and above every time.
>>337090871
game reviewers have inflated scores
a 5 should be the default score but a lot of game journos seem to default to 6 or 7
>>337090441
Dude, that's the classic standard of game ranking. Well, that as the School Grading System.
100% = As Perfect as it can get!!!
90% - 99% = Fantastic!! A Must Play!!
75% - 89% = Great, well above average!
60% - 74% = Good, not great, but good.
50% - 59% = Totally mediocre, but playable, no bugs/etc...
1% - 49% = Various levels of absolute suck; being bad design, game-crashing bugs, just not fun, etc.
0% = Cosmic Race.
>review scores
Stop doing this
They never had it.
>>337091040
>big nintendo games should be scoring 95 and above every time.
you could just try enjoying videogames.
>>337091102
>Summary
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon TM Pokemon Dungeon TM Pokemon Mystery Pokemon
Wow.
>>337090841
>Plus WiiU do not have any multiplatfrom games at all
Well I really don't care about CoD or asscreed, so that isn't a big problem.
>>337090968
They have for anyone with standards. They used to make miracles, now they make solid or mediocre games. They have lost that aura. Capcom was similar in this regard but fell even harder.
>>337091102
>game is shit
>shit fanboys will eat anything
Yep, that seems right.
>>337090662
Devil's Third is just a generally awful game that Wii U defenders finally disowned when the PC port was announced.
>>337090662
Devil's Third, Senran Kagura (especially the 3DS games), anything that could be considered "mature" in a baby Nintendo system.
Nintendo fans and the "press" can't handle anything but 'gah gah goo' games on Nintendo systems.
>>337090829
> up until the wii they managed to make every new mario, zelda, etc fresh and intertesting
Arguable, mario sunshine was fresh but the "interesting" part gets old really quick unlike the galaxy games.
Wind Waker was fresh and interesting but Twilight Princess was not fresh and only got interesting around the second half of the game.
>>337091078
And like the schools we experience massive mark inflation and lower standards.
>>337090841
What a nice bunch of shitty Nintendo games noboby fucking cares about.
>>337083664
Who cares, if it sells great, it's good
>>337091043
Blame Metacritic. Before it, 5 was "Average" in almost every gaming magazine and gaming review website.
After Metacritic, where they decided that anything less than 7.5/75 was "ass", 7 became Average-At-Best.
>>337091353
Well arent you proper bootyblasted that you only have THREE games?
>>337091159
Better to be a man dissatisfied than a pig satisfied.
>>337091201
>CoD or asscreed
GtaV
Witcher 3
Dark Souls 3
Mortal Kombat
MGSV
Fallout 4
Rocket League
etc.
Non on WiiU.
>>337089965
i mean, has nintendo released 3 games you could even be considered "good" this year? are there even 3 nintendo games coming out this year that you're looking forward to?
>>337091367
5 was average but it was still shit. The average doesn't matter, they were just more honest that most games are trash.
>>337091214
The past 5 years maybe, but not decade. Pre 2010 Nintendo was still pretty great.
>>337091420
Better to be satisfied actually.
Objectively better to be satisfied.
>>337091449
Not him but FE: Fates essentially counts as "three" games.
But really there is only three nintendo games to look forward to this year. FE:Fates, Kirby planet robobot and Pokemon Sun and Moon all for the 3DS.
Wii U owners are fucked at this point.
>>337091416
I'm literally selling my Wii U this week.
Meanwhile my PS4 gets every single multiplat and JRPG that's actually good.
Just sell your piece of shit Wii U like i'm doing and stop denying the truth, we got no exclusive Zelda game, no true 3D Mario, no animal crossing, a shitty fox tech demo with retarded controls, XBX was dissapointing, no metroid, tons of filler 2d platformers, etc.
>>337091682
No Zelda U this year?
>>337091530
How old are you? 5 was average. Not shit, not crap, not ca-ca, not merde. It was an average game: Nothing spectacular, but noting bad either. In other words, games worth getting when they were on sale for $20 or less. Still good to play, but nothing to write home about.
4 and below were varied levels of shit.
>>337091682
>2016
>Still cares about Pokemon
>>337091429
You kind of facilitated my point about multiplats being worthless. Witcher and Dark Souls are the only decent games here, and are also better on PC anyway.
>>337091641
“It is indisputable that the being whose capacities of enjoyment are low, has the greatest chance of having them fully satisfied; and a highly endowed being will always feel that any happiness which he can look for, as the world is constituted, is imperfect. But he can learn to bear its imperfections, if they are at all bearable; and they will not make him envy the being who is indeed unconscious of the imperfections, but only because he feels not at all the good which those imperfections qualify.
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is only because they only know their own side of the question.”
>>337091769
Wasn't the Wii U kernel hack just released though? Which means it should be getting a Home Brew Channel soon?
>>337091794
Nope. Being held back for the NX next year.
>>337091849
>multiplats being worthless
Starfox
Mario 475689
Mario 2d 486
Mario Kart 598
Offline MMO
Devils Third
Pedo cartton shooter for kids
TOYS TOYS TOYS as dlcs
>multiplats
>worthless
This fucking thing ruined the console for me.
It's heavy, the screen is usseless, the battery life is laughable.
Also it looks like a controller made in 2003 or something, so big and bulky.
I turn on my console with Pro Controller and the fucking thing turns on too, WHY, i don't want to touch it or use it.
>>337091794
Zelda U is tied to NX therefore it's release window is March 2017 now.
>>337091845
I bet you said the same thing about XY and ORAS before it got released and made hand over fist in profit.
Plus new gen so we got to see what gamefreak does.
>>337091769
Fucking this
Wii U is literally a piece of garbage.
>>337091817
You don't seem to understand what the word average means. If you have 5 shit games the middle ground doesn't suddenly become a solid game. Games worth playing have always been outliers.
>>337091926
Good analogy, except you're not Socrates and you're complaining that your pigpen's mud isn't wet enough
>>337092123
I haven't used my Wii U since I vacationed back home two years ago. It's rural there with no internet or anything. all even bothered to play was metroid prime trilogy. Shit is still in my backback.
>>337091926
>a highly endowed being
The E-Peen is real with this one.
Have fun not enjoying yourself socrates wannabes
>>337092027
you forgot about
Idolshit money laundring scam censored weaboogarbage
Donkey Kang 312
Kirby Mobile IOs
Toad 2 hour long mini game 40$
Mario not a single good level made maker
Smash littlebigplanet floaty edition jigglypuff STILL in the game for some meme reason
Zelda not HD ports
Yoshi 342
>>337083664
>faith
>eye opening
>polish
>understanding
>cross fingers
>hope
Is this the most Tumblr post on /v/ right now?
>>337091926
>justifying your own self-perpetuated misery this hard
Nevermind, THIS is the most Tumblr post on /v/
>>337091927
>>337092096
Thanks, Wii U is really getting the shaft. I find it hard many with a Wii U will invest in an NX
>>337092341
Fucking plebs.
>John stuart mill is tumblr
You can't even grasp the idea of higher and lower pleasures. Tumblr -- and modern society in general, is a cesspool of shallow hedonism.
Not all of wisdom brings joy.
>>337086875
It just feels like a tonne of worthless shovelware.
>flamebait console wars threads stay up for hours and mods dont do shit
>>337092341
Haha sorry I meant to say is Nintendo a KEK company now?? No 60 fps, no 4k, no modding community, CENSORSHIP?
I followed all the twitter drama about that girl that did that thing, fucking cucks.
Am I /v/ now
Pokken is one of the worst games I ever paid full price for
>>337092591
Every game is starting to feel like kirby. Shallow trash that's all style and no substance.
>>337092447
I have a feeling Nintendo is going for a completely different audience with the NX, and that they don't intend to keep pandering to the Wii U audience.
Case in point: Zelda is still coming out on Wii U just like how TP still came out on GC. Nintendo knew many GC fan would drop the Wii, so instead of cancelling the GC version, they milked the last couple of dollars from their GC fans.
>>337092582
>willing making yourself more miserable
>>337092637
This isn't flamebait I've owned every Nintendo console since SNES. This company is going to shit
The decisions they've made in recent years, particularly the past 3, have been consistently bad. The average quality of newly released games this year are significant below those even 5 years ago
>>337092637
>Thread about some guy disliking persona
>Deleted
>Daily nintendo hate thread
>Will hit the post limit and 404 naturally
Epic.
>>337092838
>This isn't flamebait
>>337092643
Ye
>>337086875
>it will get better once Miyamoto dies
Lol, know it won't. Shiggy and the other old guard have already taught their newcomers too much. Absolutely nothing will change once he's gone. /v/ will act like it has for a short while, but then they'll be in for a rude awakening when they realize they simply are not Nintendo's target audience anymore
>>337092841
These threads are also up permanently.
You have multiple Nintendo hate threads up 24/7, always made with the same OPs and pictures.
Mods need to do their job.
>>337092669
>M-muh small roster!
Pokken is practically the only GOOD Wii U game to come out this year.
>>337092714
Having a three digit IQ is not my choice. And even if it were, I choose it every time, being capable of truly appreciating something good is better than being content with anything. I can experience both higher and lower pleasures, the quote itself addressing all these retarded objections.
>>337092637
>>337092892
>this salt
>kek
Was the Wii your first console by any chance?
>>337092447
> I find it hard many with a Wii U will invest in an NX
Oh yeah it wouldn't surprise me if they lost some fans just from the poor form nintendo has pulled recently.
The idea that Wii U fans have to live with the fact that the final "exclusive" nintendo game they will get is effectively PM Sticker Star 2 is a kick in the balls.
This is on top of now being confirmed that Wii U owners will get was will be the inferior version Zelda U.
>>337092689
This has been my problem for almost every Nintendo franchise except Zelda and Fire Emblem.
Sure i mean Mario Kirby Donkey Kong are "fun" but they simply lack something.
Story? "deep" and complex mechanics? Nintendo games feel like minigames inside multiplat games, only more polished and sold for 60$.
I need more than just tight gameplay.
Although KI:U is really fun and i love fusing weapons and stuff.
>nintendo is bad now because metacritic
The fact that retards like you dont get laughed off the site shows that /v/ is in a terrible spot.
>>337092136
No, you don't seem to understand what the meaning of average is. A solid game is a good game, at least a 7.
Average means it does it's thing in the most uninteresting way possible but is still functionally playable. It's uninspired, but it's not broken either.
Average. Worth getting on sale, but not at full price. Like Incredible Hulk on the SNES, Batman Forever on the Genesis, and Dream C Club: Host Girls on Stage on PS4.
>>337083807
>rainbow curse
>5
Hol up. What the fug?
>>337093060
Fire emblem has gone to total shit, and skyward sword was trash while link between worlds was a failed remake masquerading as a sequel.
>>337093020
You're not actually experiencing "higher pleasures," you're just acting like you are, both to stroke your own ego, and to rationalize your longer and more frequent periods of utter misery
>>337093004
Fuck the roster the gameplay blows
>>337093067
No, Nintendo is bad now because of the shitty decisions they've made in the last 10 years.
>>337093060
Miyamoto has gone on record stating that he hates Story, and that games don't need Story. ALL games.
It's no wonder he doesn't understand RPG's. I think the dude just can't read.
>>337083664
NX needs new Monster Hunter, a 2D Metroid, and new F-Zero game. If it does those things I will buy one.
>>337083664
I lost interest in their recent games, though Fire Emblem Fates is amazing and one of my favorite games that they've made. Played all three versions and had a lot of fun.
>>337093272
>No, Nintendo is bad now because of the shitty decisions they've made in the last 10 years.
And apparently you're trying to prove that by posting shitty metacritic pictures from your shitposting folder.
>>337092892
I don't like the direction the company had been taking itself the past few years
If you don't want to hear criticism, don't open the thread. You sound like a triggered child.
>>337093370
Not him, but your criticism is simply shit
>>337093370
>shitposting is criticism now
Pretty rich.
>>337093137
You really don't know what an average is. holy shit.
and games that are uninteresting but merely functional are shit and not worth playing.
>>337093370
>criticism
>waaaah nintendo is the devil, i'm going to post some metacritic pictures because now we suddenly give a shit what game reviewers think
top kek, suck more sony dick you pleb.
>>337093060
If you want "story" from Kirby, Planet Robobot seems to have it and the mechs are at least more varied than triple deluxe's hypernova kirby sections.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/nintendogames2015.jpg/
Yeah get a load of all these legitimate posters showing off their unbiased concerns.
>>337093414
>Not him
>Unique Poster count didn't go up
Okay :)
>WiiU
>2016
>Relevant
Nice joke m8s.
>>337093490
>are shit and not worth playing
Says you
>>337093341
If that's not enough proof, just look at some of Nintendo's Youtube videos of games like Federation Force and gaze upon all the dislikes fro. angry fans.
>>337093559
Yeah, I've made more than one post ITT
Still not him, faggot
>inb4 LE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE YOU ARE
>>337093182
playing psychologist eh? Regardless how does this refute the argument itself? Are you saying everyone is like this and higher pleasures don't actually exist?
>>337093414
>a trend of nothing but subpar releases
>literally nothing to look forward to on wii u this year
>absolute mishandling of established franchises
>past 2 consoles have revloved around gimmicks over hardware
>shifting into the mobile market as we speak
>worst 3rd party supoker among the big 3 and absolutely no effort to fix this
What more do you need?
>>337093619
>if thats not proof go to youtube
Are you for real
>>337093531
Didn't you hear anon? It's okay for him to be a shitposting Sony lover because he has a few Wii U games as seen here >>337093370
I guess I should post my PS4 and Vita with the only 3 games I have for each of them (since I sold the rest due them being shit) and start rampantly shitposting about Sony daily like an autist.
>>337093578
And i'm right, you dumb relativist.
>>337093691
Shitposting is DEFINITELY ok when you waste money on games you dont want to like.
Man /v/ is worse than Neogaf at this point.
>>337091926
He also said that any happiness you look for will be imperfect, and that you can learn to bear with the imperfections. Right there in the quote. I guess Socrates is no better than a pig.
>>337093646
Everyone wants to believe that they have better taste than the "plebs" around them, and so they pretend that they're getting more out of life by being selective, when in reality they are objectively enjoying fewer things less of the time.
>>337093691
I didn't even bring up sony once you defensive sperg
>>337093701
Wow, you're really confident in your shit, mental fascist
>Wow guys this vidya company was good but now it sucks
Yes, this is the case with pretty much every vidya company, welcome to the current year.
>>337093762
>games you dont want to like
what the F U C K
>>337093770
Try reading that again. You don't even understand the argument, and it's not even hard.
>>337093780
"And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is only because they only know their own side of the question.”
>Nintendo is bad now because metacritic and because I say so and to remind you of that I will permanently make threads about this on /v/
I think you should consider suicide.
>>337093923
Valve says hi
>>337093862
>Objectivity is fascism
oy vey
>>337094086
I guarantee you I know more "sides" than you do, I choose to not give a shit because I don't want to be miserable 70% of the time.
Learn to have a conversation without relying exclusively on fedora quotes
>>337093980
The argument is retarded to begin with. You don't like thing, you're better for not liking thing. Now you aren't a fat smelly NEET sitting here shitposting about Nintendo 24/7; you're handsome, successful and have a hot girlfriend.
I don't mind that you dislike Nintendo, but I would like to see a little more variety in your shitposting.
Seriously, we have this thread every day. Even actual Nintendo fans actually agree with the concept (except the "this past year" part, anyone with a brain can see that this company lost its luster long before), so I don't get why you keep posting this one.
>>337094160
Does valve even make games anymore
>>337094163
There is no such thing as objectivity in pleasure
>>337094160
And I say hi back, trying to hold in my laughter.
>>337094234
No, they pretty much just handle Steam now.
>>337094251
Pleasure is objectively pleasurable.
Checkmate atheists.
>>337094187
Than stop making dumb arguments the quote itself addresses.
You can't choose to be a satisfied pig you dumb animal. Men can experience lower pleasures, they just build poor character, and aren't something to waste your time on when you could be pursuing higher pleasures.
>>337094227
Compare the early wii u releases to the releases this year and tell me that there hasn't been a stark drop off in quality
So why is /v/ getting bombarded with this anti nintendo shit this hard?
Its been months now and its really boring.
Every day you have the same metacritic shitposter, all threads get invaded with the same shitposting rhetoric and the same sperg makes these 3ds hacking threads every day.
Its so predictable and lame.
>>337094481
>You can't choose to be a satisfied pig you dumb animal
Yes I can, I'm doing it right now.
It's not like I can't enjoy enjoy "good" games just because I enjoy "bad" games too. If anything, I'm enjoying more things than you are.
Hence you pretending to be enjoying "higher pleasures" in order to stake your claim of superiority.
>>337094504
There hasn't. Early Wii U releases weren't great. Mostly PS3/360 ports, and some other shovelware that nobody knows about.
guys
psstcensorship
>>337094504
There hasn't been a stark drop off in quality. There wasn't much to begin with.
>>337094702
We know.
Just another reason to not like this company.
Yep.
They only care about Amiibos now.
>>337094157
>Nintendrones 2014
>HAHAHA LOOK AT OUR METACRITIC SCORES!!!! TAKE THAT HATERS!
>Nintendrones 2016
>b-b-but metacritic scores don't matter!!!! stop making fun of our games!!!
The flipflop is real. Reminder that there are people on this board who will post some shit about E3 being dead and irrelevant just because Nintendo will bomb, even though last year's E3 was the biggest in years
>>337094197
The relativity in your post is disgusting. It's not that "you don't like thing" It's that you are able to recognize that it's shit, and appreciate the truly good things on a higher level than those who can't tell the difference between eating shit and eating steak.
>>337094518
Welcome to /v/ where bait is refined over longer periods of time until you only have the most concentrated shitposting left.
>>337091102
>explorers of sky got 54
Nigger, were the reviewers on drugs or something? That game was comfy as all fuck.
>>337094518
Because we are 5 months into 2016 and gotten 2 good releases for 3DS in FE Fates and Bravely Second and 1 good release in Twilight Princess HD which isn't even a new game
There are a handful of 3DS games to look forward to the rest of the year and maybe 1 Wii U game in #FE
I feel like this warrants some criticism
>>337094865
>last year's E3 was the biggest in years
[citation needed]
>>337094865
Yeah, biggest fuckin' pile of crap.
>>337091102
>Game that's better than all of the mainline games combined gets a 54
>>337094879
Well to a certain degree it is relative. Aside from the literally self-destructive activities people indulge in, like shitposting on 4chan all day.
Nintendo lost it during the n64 era where they burned the vast majority of their bridges with third parties and decided to never try to build the most powerful machine in a generation again.
>>337094879
What's so evil about relativity that you treat it like the word nigger?
Afraid of your words not being the Almighty Law of God?
Dose anyone here feel bat for laughing at Nintendo now? It's like kicking a moo moo cow that fell on the ground and cant get up :{
>>337094941
Makes me wonder why not every other platform is getting that sort of attention then, because shits even worse over there.
Like I dont even care, its evident that this is organized permanent shitposting and its baffling that spergs are this committed.
And whats worse is that its this boring, predictable and lazy.
Mods should do their job but they refuse to.
>>337094941
>yfw a dead handheld console has more games than 3ds
>>337094865
>lets put up this strawman, rewrite history and then generalize a whole fanbase while spouting console shitposting terms, thats the way to go!
>>337094941
Was Explorers that bad? Spare me the review scores, just give me the honest to God truth here. Details please.
>>337095403
>weebshit
>games
>>337095296
Relativism is the cause of a whole host of lunacy, and the position itself doesn't hold up under any scrutiny. Only nihilism has any merit and it self-defeating (and wholly undesirable) and the vast majority of relativists certainly aren't nihilists, I don't even think any self-proclaimed nihilists are nihilists.
>>337095668
Maistre sounds like he can't just get with the program and roll with the punches.
>unironically living your entire life by any one philosophy
>>337095369
>Makes me wonder why not every other platform is getting that sort of attention then, because shits even worse over there.
I own a PC, PS4 and Vita and I can't complain this year about game releases. What makes you say it wa sbad for those platforms?
>>337095931
I forget the vita even exists all the time
>>337095931
>I own a PC, PS4 and Vita and I can't complain this year about game releases.
Of course, you're an anti nintendo shitposter after all.
>>337095997
That doesn't answer my question at all.
>>337095629
i can't hear you over your folds of fat slapping each other while you play zelda game no. 9001
>>337095839
>>ironically living your entire life by any one philosophy
No one does this. Everyone is influenced by all kinds of other people and ideas. What you're really advocating is turning your brain off and misrepresenting "open mindedness" as some golden mean fallacy.
>>337096026
>Of course, you're an anti nintendo shitposter after all.
What? I haven't said anything about nintendo. You also avoided my question.
>>337095997
Sold more than the wiiu
I still hold hope, even if it's one or two games a year.
>>337096079
>calling things "objectively" good and shit
>open mindedness
>>337096113
> I haven't said anything about nintendo.
nice try.
>>337089357
Nah, during the 80s and 90s Nintendo was shitting out classics like it was normal. Even their bad games were wonderful to play. I dont know what happened, but the skill the people at Nintendo once had is gone.
>>337095369
What's more believable:
users on /v/ are part of an organized conspiracy specifically targeted against nintendo for some unknown reason
Or
Fans of nintendo have noticed the lack of recent quality releases and are getting annoyed
You're allowed to be a fan of something and still criticize it, anon
>>337096172
It's pretty much impossible to fuck Kirby up.
>>337096180
So let me get this straight. I ask you why you think other platforms had a bad year which apparently makes me a shitposter and then you deflect to other people saying the same stuff about nintendo and call me a shitposter for asking a simple question? Do you even realize that you're doing the very same as them right now?
>>337096068
Says the kissless virgin who exclusively plays waifushit "games"
>>337096296
Definitely A.
Normal people dont act like this
>>337093531
>>337096175
>relativism is open mindedness
Open mindedness is redundant with relativism. Being open minded means you are willing to entertain an idea, it doesn't mean the idea has any merit.
>>337096365
Well, at least now I know you're shitposting. You had me for awhile there
>>337096337
Oh no someone is shitposting in a shitposting thread, how dare he?!
And you must have extreme garbage taste if you think that the PS4 ever had a good year in its short and miserable life so far.
>>337096356
>>337096365
>normal people don't criticize anything
Anon, it's time to let go
>>337096421
>shitposter calling other people shitposters
Now thats rich.
But sure, making the same thread with the same images and same precanned responses every day is totally something normal and well adjusted people do.
>>337096445
>literal console wars
fucking /v/eddit is so underage it hurts.
>>337096479
The average Nintendo fanboy gets to lay around with hot women all day?
>>337093020
>3 digit IQ
>100
>literally the definition of average
>>337094086
>>337094481
>you disagree with me, so I'm going to call you a pig
That doesn't seem like a very useful argument.
>>337096536
>console wars in a console wars
hows that even surprising you?
must be stupid while also having shit taste.
>>337096420
>merit
Merit, ironically, has no real merit in obtaining pleasure. All that matters is the human instinct to avoid misery, which being an elitist inevitably leads to.
Real talk anyone who is a brand loyalist is a grade A retard. Why would you impose dumb restrictions on what you're allowed to like and not like because of what system it's on or who made it?
>>337096421
>>337096487
>definition of insanity etc etc
>>337096502
See >>337094941
I'm actually presenting an argument. You're just accusing me of shitposting rather than presenting any counter whatsoever.
Anyone that posts believing there are more people involved in an anti-nintendo conspiracy rather than just aware of the current state of nintendo is either delusional or shitposting.
>>337096574
ill never fully comprehend the ways in which nintendofans try and justify being man children.
anyway the point was waifushit is okay, at least someone likes looking at boobs and shit the vita has more action rpgs than the 3ds anyway and a bigger variety of games.
>>337096596
Apparently it's the "objective" thing to do, and only moral relativists can buy multiple systems. Or something like that.
>>337090662
From what I recall it was mainly just considered "okay" by most, but for whatever reason Europe absolutely despised it and treated it like the worst thing ever.
I hear the campaign is shit but multiplayer is fairly fun. Of course NoA chickened out after seeing the European reviews and printed a number of copies that was somewhere in the negatives.
I'm pretty sure STEAM also got an unfair deal from reviewers. Otherwise those metacritic scores look pretty accurate.
>>337096595
>Dumb hedonist doesn't understand the purpose of suffering
what else is new.
>>337096825
Let me guess: "it builds character?"
>>337096709
Not sure why I should waste any effort countering the same shitposting that plagues the catalogue nonstop.
People like you who make threads like this are not normal.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/nintendogames2015.jpg/
This is not normal human behavior. This is flamebait faggotry and its shitting up the board permanently.
Fuck yourself.
>>337096737
Right, but you're a grown man if you have a bunch of dolls in your bedroom and play games with color palettes that are mostly purple and pink.
Then again the definition of a "man" in Japan differs greatly from one in the west. Some pathetic virgin with a body pillow is a man.
>>337096596
>Why would you impose dumb restrictions on what you're allowed to like and not like because of what system it's on or who made it?
/v/ thinks it makes them look cool.
>>337083664
>the understanding of their core fanbase is gone.
Yeah, all those grandmas that bought a wii for only wii sports and the balance board don't get the wii u is basically wii 2. Why Nintendo chose that name is still fucking confusing.
