Meanwhile, on /v/, in the year 2046...
>>337046469
Man, remember when people were excited for headset VR 30 years ago? The Sword Art Online-esque true VR we have now is the best thing ever.
>>337046469
Quantum computer master race
BEEP BOOP BLEEPSTOP
>tfw can't play games anymore because DRM is too strong from niggers stealing "copies" of games from 2000-2020
>everything is streaming-only
>can't download the games
>can't buy the games
>have to pay a monthly service to have some shitty cloud server beam info back and forth
>hope every single day I can play with less than 500ms latency when I wake up
all because those faggots would just BUY the gamesHitler was right.
>>337046469
I'm sure Gaben, god rest his soul, finished Half Life 3 and it's going to be released soon.
Unga bunga rock stop
When's the FE4 Translation gonna be finished again?
>>337046469
WE LOVE DICKUCHU
Nintendo is confirmed to become third party next year guys.
>>337046469
Man, Half Life 2: Episode 2-2 was pretty good
>>337046469
>Playing vidya in XX46
>The year of Xur Lordess
How do you do it? I never have enough time on my hands what with all the bull prepping these days. Boy do they need some preppin'!
>>337047278
Please go fuck yourself.
This is it /v/. For real this time. There's no way Nintendo will survive another year. They're finally going to become third party. Just you wait.
>2046
So I was fucking my genderqueerfriend in the ass the other day when I said "ooh I love your big nigger cock Tyrone", then he literally froze and asked me to stop. That was when I realized I committed a microaggression. I literally can't even right now.
>>337046469
Remember the good times /v/?
Fucking ps4/xbone/wii u were the shit back then, nowadays dumb kids only play shit games on shit consoles with their overpriced DLC which should be way cheaper than it is (200$ is simply overpriced).
Also, anyone remembers Undertale? fucking classic game right there, not like this shit CoD Ultra dimensional warfare that we got now.
fucking kill me.
You guys excited for Half Life 3? I hear Valve has the game in the works now, judging by the latest leaks.
>It is the year 2046
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>>337049069
Undertale was okay, but whenever Mother 4 finally comes out I'm sure it'll completely surpass it. When did they say it'd come out now? In early 2047?
>>337046629
What the fuck is sword fart online?
Ever since From Software became the new Sonic Team back in 2018, they managed to make the series good again without pumping out games every year.
So far there have been five Sonic games that From Software have made, and the next one is to be shown off at G5.
>>337049805
Yeah I think so, they said it would come with Mother 3 digitaly, can you believe that after all these years we will get an official translation?
Feels good.
Can't wait for ARK to get out of early access. Only two more years!
Anyone else importing MGS11 the pachinko machine?
Only 31 more years until Cyberbunk, guys
You guys ready for Federation Force 5?
>>337046735
>implying the government will ever let consumers have it
Remember when Activision bought Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and Nintendogs back in 2025? God how they ruined those franchises.
>Super Mario Bros X was the buggiest disaster ever to be released under the Mario name
>The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Massacre was trying to hard to be edgy, and was linear as shit.
>Pokemon became nothing but mobile. That's it.
>Animal Crossing got a couple Just Dance rip off games.
>Activision Dogs was nothing but microtransactions
Rumours have spreader around that Activision bought the copyright to the name Super Smash Bros, meaning we could a get a new Smash Bros. It will probably suck though, and it would have shit like CoD soldier, Skylander Spyro, Candy Crush girl and probably something from Blizzard.
REEEEEEEE!
All you fucking 30 year old newfags who came here during the summer of 2045 better get the fuck off my board!!! I wish they upped the age-limit for posting to 70 so only me and my oldfag friends can discuss PROPER video games like Battlefield 1
OH FUCK THERES A WAVE OF WATER HEADING OUR WAY
My friend's moving out to Beyond Coast. Lucky prick got a contract with Tokugawa Industries.
I'm still heavily committed to defending my system of choice and I still happen to be a virgin, though the two are unrelated lol.
>>337047254
I can't wait to play their exclusives on my Samsung PlayStation 8
>>337046629
yeah, i remember that the fad lasted 1 year because it had the same problems that vr in the 80s and the same price for the rig
>>337051126
Fuck yeah, I want to fucking die.
>>337051097
jesus I can't believe that game was actually good because after threatening to move the workforce for the 357th time, DICE employees got mad and killed all EA CEOs, taking control of the company
It's such a shame that Japan had to close their borders due to weeaboos going there via rediculously cheap flights. Only Japanese people can leave and enter the country. Any weeaboos that were caught in Japan after the borders were closed would be arrested an only spoken to in Japanese. They will never hear English words again in their life.
>>337049764
>it's the year 2046
>touchable holograms invented
>all the alt-rightists nu-males shut themselves in the hologram room fucking waifus
>we can discuss games where there's blacks, muslims or people looking like hipster in peace for first time in 50 years
>>337051545
I heard they all were executed in name of the grorrious nippon
>>337047684
Kek
>>337046469
What are the chances of Persona 6 not getting delayed again?
>>337051159
>virgin
>cloned whores are 300 nuyen
you cheap poorfag
>>337051585
It will be a good day.
>find pops old game collection
>one of them is titled Batman Arkham Knight for "Pc" (lol)
>use ancient laser scanner and install
>it runs like ass
Anyone happen to have a fix?
Specs probably don't matter but pm me if you need them
Who else hyped for Overwatch 3
>>337051808
no, because we will be here discussing vidya while they cream in the eager mouths of first of the century anime girls like haruhi
>maybe we are the fools
>>337049764
I can't wait until both sides enter a world war and you and everyone else ruining the world will die. No more feminism, no more insecure man bitching, just people playing games.
>>337051848
have you tried with a premium IBM quantum cloud account?
maybe 10^243 hexaflops can run that fucking code
>>337049764
Implaing the resitance dose not exist!
We are many.
We dont forgive.
We dont forgeti.
We hate xers spageti!
DEATH!
The GTX life is the most life like NVidia card ever made. Games look like they're real and in front of you. You can even jump into the game world or become the character that you play as in game.
>mwf some indie have made Three Shells Simulator
don't they ever get bored?
>>337052230
Does the resistance only involve Neets? If so you won't get far.
>>337052352
The last true men.
We fight for the future.
To avange the past.
>>337052102
>64tb ram
>amvidia 11000 founders edition
>42k ghz processor
>1zb living memory storage
I've got the best shit my dude.
>>337047095
underrated post
>>337052463
living memory? I read they are made with executed chinese brains
Wow kojima did totally russed us back then with mgsv. We all thought the drama with konami was real, that the game ended in chapter 2, that solid snake wasnt in there. Totally didnt see it coming that afternoon when i turner on my ps4 and there was a 15 gb update.
He changed the industry.. Why did he have to die by auto erotic aspyxtiation ? ;-(
Is it too soon to have a game based on the European race war? Or do we have to wait until the survivors are dead?
Hey guys when is Might Number 9 coming out?
They won't delay again.
...Right?
I don't even play video games
>>337052789
We wait until every European kisses the foot of the mighty nigga. So we could've made it years ago.
>>337052757
Fuck why did all the good vidya icons die so long ago?
At least they died doing what they loved, like Reggie.
I remember the new boss Bill said he shouldn't eat so many pancakes, if only he took the best president's advice.
this thread is next
>>337046469
>2046
>posting on 1/64thchan
I seriously hope you guys turn off your augmentations. Oldfag here to tell you the truth- cybernetics do NOT give you a great enough edge over nanomachines.
>>337053316
I remember too well what happened when those hackers released implant malware globally.
I lost a lot of friends and my second wife
Nanomachines can't have firmware, but I saw what happens when there's a replication error cluster. It's horrifying
FUUUUUIUTUUURRREEEEE
.
.
.
FUUUUTUUURRRRREEEEE
*everything is chromed out*
Oh, like, he just, like, totally beat me in multiplayer. I feel raped. He invaded my safe space. Time to sue!
>he ONLY has 8 TB of RAM
>>337053709
nice trolling, but the mental distress monitor says you are fine.
wonder how im still alive after my doctor said id be dead in 6 months
>>337053821
THE MENTAL DISTRESS MONITOR WAS INVENTED BY THE REMNANTS OF THE PATRIARCHY TO KEEP US INDEPENDENT WOMEN DOWN. RISE UP, MY FEMINAZI LEGIONS!
>>337053998
are you in treatment at least?
>>337053730
>>337053730
>mfw RAMlets always bitch about being unable to play games
>"b-b-b-b-but you don't need more than 4TB of RAM anyway!"
>>337054045
please lady, you are causing a public disturbance. Please stand still while the medibots injects you with an antipsychotic shot
>>337054095
no, currently I'm climing mount Everest with my new best black friend.
>>337054307
dude, i would spend the rest of my life getting my sabre cleaned if you catch my drift
>use time machine to travel back
>post weird claims on early /v/
>become john titor of vidya
Soon my brothers.
>>337046862
>tfw to even start up a game you have to subject yourself to a full body scan and DNA test to prove you're the person that bought it
Still no news on hl2: episode 3
Starting to think it's never going to come out.
>>337046862
>2046
>everyone in the world use quantum coupling for instant data transmission
>except USS "the land of the free" where 3 companies make the laws for an internet with premium speeds and outdated fibre because it's cheaper to mantain
Time to reinstall.
I can't believe this site is still running after most above ground servers were wiped out in the nuclear war and the transcontinental cables were cut
>>337051545
>日本語が分からない
>>337055096
hahahah i live in titan colony you poorfag
>who am i kidding, titan colony is a penal colony and i am serving 20 to life for fapping to loli
internet is decent, tho
>tfw 62
just kill me
Important question here girls, transfolk, non-binary people, and men: what's the best multiplayer game right now? I'd love to play something with my wife's son, who's 14 and would be new to videogames. We are a GUN FREE HOUSEHOLD because guns are illegal, so please don't suggest any Call of Duty games.
Thanks! Love you guys, I've been on here since the summer of 2044 so I guess I'm an oldfag now to most, but your positive game input is always appreciated!
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>titan is the new stroya
>megaspiders and fucking green roos m8
>shitposting to the next level with weaponized memes that convince you to stick your dick in the garbage collector
I'm still really sad that Overwatch definitively, finally killed the online FPS dead with no hope of recovery.
Wait, didn't I kill myself already?
>tfw found a ps4 at a garage sale for 10 bucks with a controller and all the cables
>can't play any games on it since sony destroyed all physical based copies of their games
>Physical copies of Bloodborne cost 800 dollars now, half the price of a PS6
>and they took down the servers for the PS3/4 to prioritize their VR metaverse so I can't even get digital indieshit from my dad's generation
>MGR2 announced
about time
When's Dynasty Warriors 96 coming out?
>>337055442
>not bullfeltcher
>>337055616
Don't bother anon, I gave Tecmo Koei a blood/semen sample so I could get into the open beta and they removed the VR titty units from 94, so it's not worth getting
>>337055539
dont feel bad people used to pirate digitally back then anyways so you were asse dout on digitals long before the genocide. just head over to neo limewire and grab some torrents. if youre lucky maybe someone set up a legacy server for them on neo /vr/
>>337055184
>"know lish"
Are you sure you can write in Kanji properly?
>>337046469
Yo this guy at a melee tournament yesterday picked this other charcater, i forgot his name, marth i think, and he almost beat someone with Fox.
>Want to play some classics from 2023
>Can't download the PC versions because they aren't sold anymore and publishers invented uncrackable DRM
>Have to emulate the PS4.5 Mk2 HD Edition version
>Still can't emulate XboxOG
Future my ass
>>337056024
Fox is the only character in the latest 20XX version, you local niggers need to update
There's a poll stickied on /vr/ to allow PS2, GC and Xbox games to be posted there, make sure you vote no.
>>337056140
>Fox is the only character
Thats what i thought as well all these years. But someone told me there used to be 26. So it wasnt a hacked version the guy played but rather an older version of melee?
>>337056135
>uncrakable DRM
have you tried a quantum computer? That works in an universe where unbreakable DRM doesn't exist and brings you the cracked games
>>337046469
i'm happy mighty no 9 is finaly getting released after all those delays
>>337056329
Don't you have to pay a subscription for that?
I'll pass
>>337056261
Don't be that kid, anon, next you're gonna tell me this shit is real
>>337055610
Underrated post
>>337056493
subscribe for free month, cancel before they start charging
you might have to kill some IBM employees to convince them to unsubscribe you, tho
Guys!
Episode 2 is out!
Did anyone see the trailer for Mortal Kombat XX? Can you believe they actually have a female character that isn't wearing a burka?
I mean, I don't like censorship as much as the next guy but showing fore arms and neck us just going too far.
>>337056736
It's too bad Google removed all torrent sites from the internet, otherwise I could just download them
>>337046469
Fifa 98 best fifa.
so now that the dust has settled we can all agree that moot reclaiming control of 4chan back in 2027 was completely justified even if it did involve the creation of the /tumblr/ board to compromise right
>>337051545
>japan
>2046
pick one
>>337057436
japan keeps growing and california keeps sinking
Nintendo will be doomed any year now!
>>337056843
Fucking this.
You should really pre order fallout 8.
>>337049764
>Huxley tier literate on /v/
>>337046469
>2046
we all gonna die.
>>337055000
>>337057916
Seeing as they already sold Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and Nintendogs to Activision, they're already dead.
>Set up my augmented reality set
>Load up my favorite waifu bot
>Set it to "Futa nazi triple anal lunar gangbang" scenario
>Facebook reminds me to update to the newest cockulus firmware
>Tell it to fuck off
>Miss the 1 pixel "Remind me later" button on my 19K monitor
>Facebook sends a picture of my gaping asshole to my friends and family and tags it as my face
God fucking damnit Zuckerbot
-HARRY! STOP FUCKING THE HOLO MAIDEN. I TOLD YOU TO NOT MAKE HER LOOK LIKE CORTANA
-But mom you do not understand, I was playing Minecraft:MarsEdition™ and her hand fell on my bigblackjuicydick and she just started sucking, its not my fault
-Oh and your pants just happened to be down, hu?
-I-I, you don't understand mom
who hype for the ouya 5? its supposed to change gaming for real this time, guys
SONY FINALLY PERMITS CROSS PLAYING WITH MICROSOFT AND PC, ITS HAPPENING BROS!
Literally how the fuck are Nintendo getting away with this? I bought the latest Warioware: Generational Reload and the first screen tells me that I have to shove the controller up my own ass. What the fuck, I thought Nintendo were trying to be kid friendly and then they jump on the "Shove the controller up your own ass" bandwagon like all the others.
>Inb4 it's okay when Nintendo does it.
>mfw i will be over 50 years old
That's definitely not going to happen.
I give myself one year.
Who here /PS20Kmovieplayer/?
>>337058545
I feel you man. Last time that happened to me was in 2031 when I accidentally posted a picture of myself taking a shit to Washr, the first blog site for transniggers
>>337055442
TF2. Don't worry, there hasn't been a single gun in the game ever since 2024, it's only hat trading now.
GUYS I THINK LIRU THE WEREWOLF MIGHT JUST FUCKING RELEASE THIS YEAR
>>337058971
Yeah, I'm planning on killing myself in 2020.
Remember when Playtonic revived 3D platformers and brought variety back into the industry?
>B-B-BUT RAREWARE IS DEAD GUYS
>T-THEY W-WERE JUST LIKE MIGHTY NO. 9
>>337059275
Hello darkness my old friend...
Remember when people were actually considering voting against Trump? After he took a hardline on Islamist Militarists, tightened our borders, and used the money he cut from social services to improve our infrastructure, America has never been Greater.
Can you please, PLEASE stop with the Loss meme already.
It's been forty years, for fuck's sake! This must fucking end!And don't even remind me of that game some faggot is making of it, it's gonna be even worse than Gone Home 12.
Some of you humans are alright.
Don't go to Europa tomorrow.
Happening threads will be posted shortly
>>337059876LOL
>>337058859
What did you expect after Nintendo got bought by EA? I posted years ago that this shit would happen.
>>337059494
I remember that. Yooka-Laylee, right? I think they just updated the kickstarter last week, should be done in a few more years. At first I wasn't sure what to think, but after their kids took over it seems like the game will finally be completed.
>>337053697
all video game consoles are now made of chrome
>>337059429
But then we won't be NEON NIGHT RIDERS, anon.
>tfw fell for the 64GB RAM
>>337060365
>What is E3 2016
>When we actually got info
Finally San Francisco fucking sank into the goddamn ocean! No more shitty games! Woo-hoo!
Half-Life 3 when
>>337059657
But the Brotherhood of Europe voted in Sharia Law for the EU anyways and have waged a constant war against us ever since.
We're great because everywhere else sucks cause Muslims. And I guess New China is okay, I liked it better when it was just called Canada though.
>>337046469
Crysis 3 still have better graphics than most modern games.
>>337060720
The fuck is Half-life?
>>337060454
>tfw all game consoles only run Chrome
Video games are still shit
>Dad storms into my room with his old videogaming machines
>Wants to have some "dad-son" time as we listen to his old Death Grips record
I fucking hate dads and dadrap. UGGGH
تحية من المملكة المتحدة
الألعاب التي كنت تلعب في هذا اليوم على ما يرام
>>337061073
soon, brother
>>337049764
>>It is the year 2046
>>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>>be nu-trans fourth trimester
>Tolerance Zone
HEH
>Fourth Trimester
10/10 post
I still can't believe North Korea managed to make a video game and release it to the rest of the world. I mean, shit, even my Nvidia Universe GTX 8070 computer with 32 gigs of RAM could run that at maximum settings, and it's ten fucking years old, but at least they tried. Too bad it's fucking horrible, though. Pretty sure they just released it as propaganda material and failed miserably.
Kim Jong Len, are you even fucking trying? Get out of the industry you fucking hack!
>>337061073
>>337061106
Haha, remember that time Islamists invaded Europe and all the feminists protested the military from fighting back.
And then the Islamists took over and executed all the feminists?
Good times, good times.
>Emperor Hillary runs supreme
>Called someone a triple nigger on the monitored safe zone net
>Sentenced to an indefinite term in the Melting Pot until I breed out my white cishet nature
>Forced to impregnate brown people until I understand their struggle
>Finally get out after 3 of my children are born
>Have to pay child support so I have to buy all my games from the archaic 'gamestop' niche stores
>they mark me up 20% on all sales due to my 'trigger card.'
fucking gamestop
>implying I'd be playing video games 30 years from now
I don't think you quite appreciate the technological advances that are going to occur in this century.
>>337052463
>>42k ghz
k*g=t
Why the fuck are Mars shitposters so annoying? Oh, the colony failed so we gotta shitpost to make ourselves feel better! Fuckers
>>337054512
>Year of our lord + 2046
>Still nothing faster than Bitchin' fast 3D
I'm laughing at your shitty quantum computers.
Evangelion 4.0 is coming ou this year GET HYPE
>>337055295
>55
>still no gf
So, are you guys enjoying Steel Ball Run animation?
>>337046469
This gen, Sony will NOT win!
>>337059103
>2031 was 32 years ago
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>>337061743
>It's on the "Under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China" list.
Gets me every time.
>this is the year 2046
>2033 was 13 years ago
>3 3's
HALF LIFE 3 FINALLY CONFIRMED
>>337061939
Artificial general intelligence pls go
>tfw Bloodborne is out next week on PC
SONYGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>337062029
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>>337062226
I want the AIs to leave.
>>337062297
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>>337062226
>8-bit binary
Sup grandpa
Is Rock old enough to be in KOF yet?
>>337046931
>>337047278
>>337049313
>>337060720
>>337061997
No seriously what the fuck is Half-life.
>>337062520
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>>337049805
Kek
>>337052326
I still can't believe it's taken this many years for such a classic by the master actingsmith Stallone to be turned into a Tengobox game. Y'shaarj rest his soul
>>337046469
>playing Metal Gear Solid 8: Untold Heroes
>Final Boss time
>big bad goes on a 15 minute long rant about memes and "the perfect soldier"
>The new Metal Gear is aSolid Snake android
>MEET THE ULTIMATE WEAPON:Metal Gear Solid
Fucking, foh real? The series really went to shit after Kojima left
>>337046469
Bet you fucks don't know whether this is the new [Cash rake commercial cinema movie] or Unreal Engine 10
>>337063387
Konami are you listening to this man?
>>337046469
So, anyone else excited for Victoria 3?
>>337046469
Daily reminder you bought this. Release build any day now
>>337062848
>>337062226
>2046
>the shitpost 5000 still doesn't work right
This place has been going down the shitter ever since we revived moot from the dead in 2034.
>>337065996
That was a mistake, he never was the same again
>tfw megaman has been abandoned forever
will we ever get Megaman 24 or Legends 9, bros?
>nintendo Wii O
Nintendo is fucking doomed
>its been 12 years since /trash/ was officially renamed /fur/
Where did the time go?
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>>337066621
Hey, at least it's not a stoner magnet like the Wii D.
>>337067003
I fucking hate you
>>337066621
>Implying the Wii O won't be the next big thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xzhyp431c
>>337068482
You mean just like the Wii A, E and I? Face it Nintendo is finished
Just you wait, faggots. Once Capcom patches heavy attacks into Street Fighter VI, it'll be the best fighting game in years.
>>337067003
kek
i have another one
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>>337069115
>street fighter vi
just because some fans decided to revive a long dead series with a fan game and have crapcom slap an approval sticker on it doesnt mean shit. they shouldve left the street fighter v coffin alone but noo years later some geeks decide to distrurb the dead once again.
>>337069529
