You're In Gamestop And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass
what do
Slap her too, how dare she mess with a crazy man.
>>337036330
I'd get in his face and say "How about you slap my ass instead, huh cowboy"
Steal his car.
>>337036330
Considering it's a physical assault, pepper spray him, cuff him and call the cops.
Mag dump if he fails to comply and gets any silly ideas.
Ask him why he slapped my right hand
>>337036330
SORRY SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY WIFE
Tell him he'll never be as good as me
I'm 6'5 and 250 pounds of pure muscle.
I would jack up the little crackhead and chunk him through the window. Then curb stomp him.
>>337038234
That fucking nigger betrayed him, I thought he was bro tier
>>337037531
You carry handcuffs on you wherever you go?
>>337038379
THIS THE LAST DANCE FOR LANCE VANCE
>>337036330
befriend him
then 6 years later
betray him and burn him alive.
>>337038393
Yeah. They are pretty light and fit in the pocket easily.
You don't?
>>337038234
that's a really nice hawaiian shirt.
>>337038614
I only carry a pocketful of caltrops .
>>337036330
push her aside to clear the way and run my fucking ass off
>>337039354
>caltrops
>not carrying a jar of live bees wherever you go
Get on my level.
I
AM
NOT
A
MOTHERFUCKER
