>someone adds me on steam
>has comments like
>+rep
>nice trader
>>337030598
Why? Would you prefer if they were a shitty trader?
>>337030724
I'd prefer if they didn't add me
>+rep gut trada
>someone from /v/ adds me on steam
>anime profile picture
>long description about themselves
>has hundreds of comments from other anime character steam profiles
>100 hours played in the last two weeks
>1000+ hours invested into TF2, Dota 2, GMOD, CS:GO, or some weeb game
>Uploads dozens of screenshots of his anime and games onto his profile
>add them anyway
>go full steamslut on them
>they leave, disgusted
victory.
>anyone below level 10
>someone adds me on steam
>it's a furry slut
>decline
>they go full autismo-maximus and leave a long winded comment saying I'm an asshole
>mfw they add my friends and demand that they remove me
>>337031327
>playing some TF2
>get into a melee duel with another Demoknight
>it's pretty intense
>kill him
>taunt
>its some furry
>he stops playing and begins going on a massive rant in chat over what a huge faggot I am for taunting
>>337031057
>Wasting money for absolutely nothing
>>337031772
Most furfaggots and their subtypes (bronies + undertale faggots) are severely prone to being triggered by taunting- try it for yourself and watch the salt fly!
>have some fur on my friends list, they always call me mistress
>always giving me free items in TF2 for ERP
>for some reason always really really wants my pussy lips to be unrealistically fat
>put up with it for half a week
>always running around and being a faggot with the most annoying loadouts (pre-nerf BFB, huntsman, Soda Pop/CritCola)
>he demands respect for his 'amazing' amounts of skill
>calls me a disgusting human being when I'm irritated from his bullshit and removes me
>mfw I got to keep those items and learned I was a sadist
>>337031327
>playing TF2 om my friends trade server where we fuck around every night
>some furry joins
>we typically target new players to see how autismo they are
>he gets mad and makes really shit insults
>he adds us later
>mfw his entire artwork gallery and I mean ALL of it was full of furry inflation art
>>337032062
level 10 is the minimum level required for steam to give you free money in the form of booster packs, you dumb brickhead
>he's level 2
>Add someone on Steam
>They delete me within the week because I'm so unbearable
>>337031327
>>337031772
>>337032472
none of this ever happened
>>337033453
it did i was there during all of this
>>337033314
Actually I'm level 18, but I have a friend who spent 10 or 20 bucks into leveling his profile for no reasons, that's why I think that's a bit stupid
>>337033578
I was sitting next to you
stop lying
>>337033453
mad furfag detected
Do you people actually accept random people who add you on Steam? What's wrong with you?
>>337033910
Why wouldn't you accept a friend request?
>>337034001
Because they aren't my friend
>>337034051
Get 'em on board I'll call ittin.
>>337034001
Maybe their reasons might not be so good to be a friend of mine, I'm a fucking horrible human being and I'm sure as fuck I wouldn't be a friend to myself. Though it's on my end, you want to know at least their intentions.
>>337033910
I want to know why they wanted to add me
>>337034001
Because they're always
A. A russian looking to scam you for your items
B. A bot looking to phish your account
>Someone I've never seen before adds me
>Immediately starts talking like we're long time friends
>We should play [game] sometime
Nervous Laughter.jpg
>some random guys adds me on steam probably from tf2
>he has a cartoonish dog on his pp i wasnt into this furry thing so had no idea he was one
>we chat up a bit he is kinda ok
>after 1 week he asks me to be a wolf
>''wtf dude how do i become a fucking wolf?''
>''you just have to bark''
thats how i understood how weird those guys are
>>337034326
Bark
>>337031327
Google isn't giving me shit. Source?
>>337034326
Typical furfag behavior.
>having to convert people to validate their "way of life"
>>337034313
C. A pathetic NEET with anime profile and 300+ "friends" whom he never talks to
>>337034326
But howling is the go to characteristic of a wolf.
>goes to op's profile to add him to trade
>has comments like
>Famous dog porn director.
Chug cum and fuck your mom
>>337034317
>Playing DS3 invasions and fun
>Get a friend request
>Mad guy start insulting me
>Manage to calm him down and befriend him
>>337030598
>Friend from work adds me on Steam
>Has feminine username
>Anime girl as profile pic
>Uses lots of ":3" smileys in his description
>Hundreds of Beta-Orbiter Fedora-Lords leaving cringe-worthy comments on his profile
>My friend pretends to be a girl online
Hi is this a profile thread
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ShalomTwilly
>it's a russian trade bot
>wait for them to start the chat window to mess with them
>they never do
>>337032472
I hope you're female
>someone adds me on steam
>Kawaii anime avatar
>>337030598
>be a complete cunt whenever i can
>leave comments open
>enjoy the hate mail and keep them like trophies
>>337030882
>friends who play vidya are bad
>>337035328
Cute girl
>>337034326
Do wolves even bark?
>>337033453
I think my TF2 story is reasonable. It has nothing to do with adding degenerates on Steam and humoring their lifestyles.
>>337035398
Of course they do you turbocunt.
They're proto-dogs
>>337035398
>>337035445
>>337035445
Wild cats don't meow anon
>>337030598
>someone from /v/ adds me on steam
>never fucking talks to me
>never wants to play games
VIDEO GAMES
>>337035445
simmer down pal
>>337035375
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>337030598
FUCK OF PC KEK returen to reddit
Fucking hate neo /v/ HAVE FUN WITH PERSONA 5
>>337030598
>someone adds me on steam
>click ignore
Fuck off, I don't know you and I don't care.
>used to be a loser ERP faggot that would post in steam friend threads
>grow a fucking pair
>now I am the manager of a shop and have non-autistic irl friends
>have qt girls flirting with me when I go to bars
>>337035537
Good thing wild cats aren't wolves then.
>>337035660
But are you happier now, anon?
>>337035637
>someone adds me on steam
>click ignore
>then click block all communications
another one bites the dust
>>337035739
Yes. It would be wrong to say that I am truly happy for that is a path that I still struggle on, but it's definitely an improvement from how my life was a year ago.
>>337035660
nice story bro
>>337036128
"Anime"
>>337035523
>>337035609
>view their profile
>computer specs down to the fucking key brand on their keyboard posted
>block all communication
I don't understand wanting to post your shit
Like you got nothing going for you so you try and give yourself value via specs
>someone adds you on steam
>not a cute boy with an anime pic
sigh
>>337036021
Glad to hear that. Congrats, Anon.
>>337036516
I mean, is there anybody who actually read these and care about them?
>Lol look how good my pc is, I bet you're jealous
>>337034481
so they're like vampires?
Also, great taste.
>add a person on steam
>they never play vidya with you
>>337036516
Yeah this shit is stupid. I can understand listing the basic specs so you can at least have an idea of what kinda shit they can run, but why the fuck would I care about the headphones and mouse that they use?
>>337034723
he added you without letting you know this? What if you accidently posted something revealing his gender?
>someone adds me on steam
>it's some retarded trader fag who wants my special hat
i'm not giving it to you, get fucked
>>337037040
>add a person on steam
>they explain why they added you
>you respond
>neither person initiates conversation ever again
>they remove you a few months later
>add someone from /v/ on steam
>he's a furfag
>do it again
>he's a furfag
>third time's the charm?
>surprise, another furfag
>one of them frequently gets someone to buy doujins from Japanese conventions for him and shares his loot with me every so oftenScore
>>337037316
That was me, Barry.
>>337037316
>add a person a steam
whoops, meant accept a person on steam although I suppose it works anyway
>>337030598
>it's an "Eastern European underage adds you and is an utter cunt" episode
>add someone in steam
>never talk or play togethed
>accept invitation on steam
>never talk or play together
>have multi-player games
>never touch them
I'm not happy but I'm not torn over it either.
>>337037943
I hate that episode, it seems like every channel I check out has one.
What does those comments mean anyway?
>>337038378
+reputation because they did a successfull trade.
>>337038378
It's mean jews.
>someone adds me on steam
>has a furry anywhere on profile or profile picture
>>337036227
I don't know why I laughed so much at that response.
>>337038692
>you see he has a furry on his profileit was you all along
What do we have here then?
>csgo knife skin on showcase
That's a $300 red flag right there.
>>337034946
>the chat window opens
>all your items enter and the trade completes
>it was a another steam exploit episode
ITT: Major red flags
>showcase with anime games
>anime quote in the name field
>add someone on steam
>has comments like
>hi ur back u fucking perv son of a bitch .
>dude u suck , plz eat a dick
>55 friends
>talk and play with 2 at most
>add someone on steam
>comments like
>u stupid bitch u should never play CS
>girl xD
>>337038531
Which is an incredibly trustworthy method.
>add someone on Steam after a few rounds of cs:go
>never feel like there's a good opportunity to initiate conversation with them
>never talk to or play with them again
>>337040240
A random guy said so, why shouldn't you beLieve it?
>person from /v/ adds you
>they never talk nor play with you
Why you guys do this?
>have default set to always appear offline because I don't want people bothering me or knowing what/when I'm playing my vidya
>have guy with anime avatar on friend's list
>he's not a faggot at all
>>337040532
no more hugs, Will
>>337039718
Steam guard mobile though
>>337040532
Two words: Guarded. That means no hugs or even a 'hello' Will.
>>337040643
>don't want to have to appear offline all the time
>have one "friend" on my list who's always an asshole to me when I'm online
>he frequents another forum I go to, so blocking him would just encourage him to be even more of an ass to me
Maybe I should just cut all ties and go full anon.
I actually have a true story to share.
>playing Dark Souls, hosting in the forest
>invaded by someone fishing for backstabs
>swivel and parry his ass, HR, dead.
>he adds me and sends me hatemail
>activate nice_mode.exe
>he doesn't know how to respond
>occasionally sent me more hatemail, I'd just respond with "Hello, how is your day going! Hope you're doing well." shit like that
>months pass like this
>now we have actual conversations, found out he's from Chile
He ended up buying me a salt shaker emote for like $3 or something.
Don't care whether any of y'all believe me, just thought I'd share.
I once got added by a girl on steam for having a "sexy voice." I thought it was a humorous attempt by some poor NEET into scamming me out of games and whatnot. So I added him (her). Sure enough she's actually a real girl and we skype a bunch. After a while we decide to meet up andwe've been dating for 3 years now.
>>337035660
you forgot
>visit my favourite anime board
>post my life story
>>337039895
>chat logs on profile
>/v/ related groups
>over 100 friends
>>337042024
surely you can provide proofsright?
>>337030598
>add a guy from a gmod server back when I was like 12-13
>play around, build forts, mess around and stuff
>keep him as friend after I get bored of gmod
>I add him on fcebook
>haven't talked with him since 2008-ish
>for the past 8 years I've been stalking his facebook
>I followed him through his life, how he lost weight, got a girlfriend, broke up, graduated, went into military academy, dropped out and now he's a cop
>mfw I'm pretty much the same person and nothing noteworthy happened to me and I never post anything on facebook because nothing ever happens to me
>>337042024
>lying on an anonymous imageboard
for what purpose
>add friend on steam
>he doesn't want to talk about each other's days and feelings and stuff
>only wants to play games
>>337032472
I remember there was a steam group called gensokyo whorehouse a while ago that ERP'd in exchange for tf2 metals and /v/ spammed them into oblivion and they shut it down
>have furfag on friends
>they add another person who I knew was a real catfisher
>tell their emotionally unstable ass to not fall for it
>24 hrs later he says he's dating them
>mfw he gets squeezed out of all his steam inventory items to win over someone who gives no fucks
>point out that he probably should have listened
>get blocked after much salty rage
>>337030598
rule of thumb is
>don't
>>337030894
s-steam sluts i-is a thing?
>>337045261
Yes it is.
>>337035660
what a fucking loser
>>337043771
Who's this semen demon?