Why don't you own a gaming laptop yet?
I mean for crying out loud, it's 2016.
>>337026509
Game consoles are mini-ovens at this point. Laptops have always been George Foreman grills.
>>337026509
>Gaming PC
>It's a bitch to upgrade
>>337026509
I do. I have my rig at home, and I have my laptop to play games while at work.
I'm actually in the market for one right now. I would prefer to build a new desktop, but I don't how much room for it and I'm about to go back to college, so for now I'm just going to kill two birds with one stone.
>>337026509
>Gaming
>Laptop
I'll get one when I have to start playing video games outside my house
so never
>>337026509
I'd love to own a top-end Razer blade but they're way too damn expensive and realistically will only play games on high for a year tops due to weaker laptop components.
>>337026509
Fuck off Trudeau
laptop fits my life style. Always on the move.
>>337026509
because playing games with my left hand sitting on both the keyboard and the screen is absurdly uncomfortable
>>337026509
Why aren't you a furry yet? it's 2016
>>337027614
No year will be current enough for me to get a fursuit, but I do enjoy the porn.
Because they have at most 17'' screens.
>>337027689
>but i do enjoy the porn
>>337027954
the fuck are you doing in this place?
>>337028103
don't act like your mental illness is common here
If I wanted a good affordable gaming labtop what would you guys recommend?
>>337028172
>my mental illness isn't as bad as your mental illness
>>337028351
A noose
Mfw I have a 27 inch i7 980 rig but I use a shifty laptop to stream to my laptop in my bed because I'm to lazy to sit while gaming.
>>337028358
it really isn't
>actually going outside of your room
what ?
>>337028403
FUCKIN REKT
>>337028351
Lenovo has their new Y700 or what ever its called
900 USD for an i7 skylake, 16gb memories and a 960m
>>337028486
you're seriously elitist over your type of retardation
because I can't get a GTX 1080 in one?
>>337028573
don't Lenovo laptops come with a bunch of bullshit installed?
>>337028648
Thats why you install your own windows copy
Hell every maker does this, dell, HP, all of them. Just reinstall windows
I thought it was a meme too. I'm an engineer always moving around and I Can't afford to move a desktop (im never at home anyway)
got meself an hp envy w. an i7 and an 850m, plays everything i want to play. (Witcher, fo4, gta v, dks 3).
As far as im concerned this is good enough. Only downside is I need to use a cooling pad
>>337026509
I had a Y50 and realized gaming laptops are a waste of money
I sold it to my brother and bought a new rig
A year later he came to the same conclusion as me and sold it on craigslist
>>337026509
Geez, mirin' those calves.
Quads aren't a problem for me but I have trouble working my calves. That's why I'm jealous of fatboiis who lose weight. They always have crazy calves from lugging themselves around for years
Ongoing Strawpoll
www.strawpoll.me/5972397/
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>>337028592
>he doesn't have a floor tile fetish
>gaming laptops
>>337028814
>buy console - $250
>close to PC quality
>get new one in next generation
>buy """gaming""" laptop - $1200
>sub PC quality and over heats to unplayability
>can never be upgraded. Have to get a new one just to play new games
>can't because broke
>>337028486
>lumping pedosexuals with degenerate furries
When will this meme stop?
>>337029031
>>337028729
Actually I got mine used for $400 USD, and it's better than a PS4 in terms of specs
>>337028920
>not cumming from Mexican sugar dancing
pleb
>>337029031
>>close to PC quality
No where near close, when you buy a console thats all it can do is be a console. a PC in every way is far superior purely because it can actually do more than one fucking thing
>>337029129
>20 minute battery life
>stuck with shitty laptop screen
>stuck with whatever ports are on the laptop
>sound options - shit stereo and nothing else. Even consoles do digitial and full surround
But hey at least it's small right.
>>337029126
>pedosexuals
is this what they young folks call it these days?
>>337026509
Same reason I don't own Mac or Apple.
Chocked full of proprietary fuckery jewed to 11 on the dial.
>>337029126
>promoting activities that ruin civilization is ok
>beastly funwith other humansis worse
how the fuck can you be so delusional
how the fuck can
>>337029031
>>close to PC quality
>>337029161
A turbo poorfag is better off buying a $300 shittertop and a $300 console than one gayman laptop.
>>337029406
No, the 600 dollar PC will beat out the console and the laptop by a mile and still retain every single piece of functionality, mutlitasking, and raw performance anyway
>>337026509
>he fell for the current year meme
No but seriously, it's never a valid argument for anything.
Besides:
Why bother owning a "gaming" "laptop" when vidya is dead?
>laptops are overpriced!
Try actually adding the price of a display to your desktop and see how that goes.
>>337029508
hahaha no it wouldn't. An xboner would be far more competent at what it does than some ass lenovo.
>>337029602
you can easily get a good monitor for 100-200€
Because if I wanted an overheated piece of shit that barely runs games I'd buy a PS4
>>337028486
>no one mentioning the tile
best fetish next to ohio. that story was amazing
>>337026509
>ctrl + f "Current Year"
>1 result
I'm disappointed /v/
>>337029652
>hahaha no it wouldn't.
yea it would, you can throw togehter 400 dollars worth of CPU, ram, motherboard, case, PSU and HDD, then dump 200 dollars on a GPU that's gonna kick the ever loving shit out of a PS4 and laptop
>>337029602
>$220 for a 144hz 1080p 3D ready monitor
Nah yeah enjoy your 768p 60hz ghosting abomination for $1500. Clearly you're the smart one.
>>337026509
But i do.
Check out my dark souls 2 images :^)
>spend less than $1000 on a PC three years ago
>it isn't even that good anymore
>brother spends about $1000 on a "gaming laptop"
>he sees me playing games on my kind-of-decent PC and thinks it must be a $5000 supercomputer
>>337028616
just wait till the card is out.
There are laptops which are out now which have a 980.
and the 1080 has even lower power consumption.
>>337029652
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
$600 says I can easily outperform an xbox on top of other functions.
Also the PC has literally a thousand times more games available than an xbox.
>>337029803
>Dark souls 2
>>337029803
woah
>>337029309
I have beats audio which are almost as good as home audio, i can just hook up to speakers.
I also play on a 48" 4K LED tv via hdmi
I have 4 usb slottos as well
games dont have lan anymore so i'm not going to take it anywhere. and i'd have to sit at a desk with a real mouse and probably a better monitor anyway, so i might as well just use a desktop when i'm at home.
>>337029980
>can run on a ''gaming'' laptop
>>337030042
>I have beats audio which are almost as good as home audio,
>>337029980
>>337030092
Dark souls 2 runs on a literal fucking toaster
>>337029713
>tfw there are people who have a fetish for the state you live in
>>337026509
>guy on the right is nu-male faggot who makes fun of other but obviously doesn't work out and has to resort to nu-male equivalent of laptops to play his favourite games like undertale, Her Story and Gone home
>Guy on the left obviously can lift at least 225, puts effort into the games he plays and doesn't spend money on beta male games, instead buying real man's games like dwarf fortress and dark souls
I think the winner here is clear.
Basement dwellers won't get it.
As far as laptops go, I'd rather get something with intel HD graphics that only plays decade old games, but does it without melting.
>>337030203
>"real mans game"
>dark souls
>>337030195
You gotta admit it's a pretty slutty state.
>>337030187
>Dark souls 2 runs on a literal fucking toaster
Yes and any laptop can be a ''gaming'' laptop since the amount of games for PC and their variety when it comes to system specs is far beyond anything that consoles can offer.
And let's not forget about emulation and NeoRAGEx/MAME32.
Just buy any laptop and game on the go.
is this a good laptop for modern games/overwatch? http://www.amazon.com/Acer-Aspire-NVIDIA-Windows-E5-575G-53VG/dp/B01DT4A2R4
>>337029808
similar story
>be my last year in college in 2010
>have 360, ps3
>friend's roommate has a horribly shitty 10.5" alienware laptop, said he payed $1000 for it
>why.jpg
>for WoW, man!!1
>build intel core 2 duo PC with some old shitty radeon card, $300
>hook it up to projector
>mfw his face when out fucking classed in every way
>>337030452
I don't have to game on the go, I can game at home like I would watching TV or some other meaningless home activity.
>>337027689
That's what I thought too. The slippery slope is real.
>>337026509
>Laughs at friend because all he has to carry is a laptop and his slick headphones
>Gets pissed at friend later when he's sucking dick at videogames because he didn't bring a mouse
>Laptop dies after 1 hour of gaming because he didn't bring a charger
>>337029371
>activities that ruin civilization
>>337030195
>>337030426
someone post the story behind it, its a great read.
dude goes on a nature hike with some dude, discovers he wants to fuck the literal grounds of ohio.
I read it at work a couple years ago, and showed it to a few people. now several people know "FUCKIN OHIO" as some sort of inside meme
>>337026509
I do. Its for a lack of options as my job requires me to move so often that I can't bring a desktop. I miss my desktop.
>>337030042
beats audio is the biggest marketing gimmick since febreeze. Want to know what Beats Audio is?
>The “redesigned headphone jack” simply makes the jack itself out of plastic instead of metal to reduce potential noise. So any laptop with a plastic jack (and most desktops) essentially have that component of Beats Audio already.
>A “discrete headphone amp” is the addition of a ground cable in between the stereo cables and better insulation of the cables themselves, so that there is less interference. And when they say “amp” they’re just referring to the audio being powered in general (like every computer) — the video itself even points out that the presence of a separate amplifier component is simulated.
>Finally, the “Beats Audio profile” sounds like marketing speak for “equalizer setting.”
So to sum it up, Beats audio is really just an EQ setting. Everything else is superficial. Also cheaper than a standard jack due to the plastic.
>>337027203
got 57fps average with dark souls 3 on my laptop
>>337030819
Kill yourself
>>337030748
GOB BLESS MY STATE
TRULY WE ARE THE MOST PROGRESSIVE
>>337027096
don't fall for the gaming rig meme. get one of the Dell Inspirons or a nice Asus laptop with a decent graphics card to play games on, they'll cost a fraction of an alienware or RoG meme
>>337030363
>tips fedora back
I am sorry anon but if i post images with my Wizardry 8 party you won't be able to react since you are too young to have played the game.
>>337028436
I should start doing this.
Is there too much lag input?
>>337031103
already had an inspiron in mind
>>337030195
>>337029713
don't know how anyone could, i fucking hate this place
>>337030748
Did he wait until she was of age though? I can't imagine they started banging before that.
>>337029713
>>337030195
>>337030819
>We live in an age where people take stories on 4chan seriously
>>337031064
:^) nah, I'm good
I live in the sticks where I can't even get cable, I had to travel to a buddy's house for internet that isn't a complete sack of shit
I can't imagine any other legitamate reason to get one
>>337027269
>Razer blade
I just looked that shit up and holy fuck!
That's just overkill. An i7 and 970 in a notebook?
What kind of games would you play on a laptop that require that kind of power?
It just doesn't make sense at all.
>>337031252
We've been believing the Bible for +2000 years.
Who gives a shit about some Ohiofucker.
>>337031252
>what is having fun with bullshit stories
i swear, fucking millenials have the most rigid sense of humor
>>337031201
The inspiron 15 seems like the best bang for your buck.
>>337029371
>people fuckin things ruins civilizations
holy shit how can one virgin be this delusional about the importance of sex?
>>337031252
There are people that fuck tree knots, I wouldn't rule this out entirely
>>337031219
> Eunice’s father went after the preacher with a gun for marrying the two, but Charlie agreed not to consummate the marriage until Eunice was 16 years of age.
http://bavatuesdays.com/child-bride-1938/
>>337026509
>laptop
What year is it?
The kids only game on their smartphones nowadays.
>>337031687
Sounds like husbando material.
>>337031687
he fucked her mouth and asshole. just not her cunny.
Got the 1k lenovo y50-70, shit's cash.
https://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/notebooks/optimusVII-Pro-15/
£660 without windows, probably the cheapest, best value gayman laptop for a britcuck
>>337031829
>cunny
Sign of a pedo right there
>>337031841
>without windows
just torrent a copy of windows 7, use Microsoft's own USB tool to get it set up on a USB, install it, then upgrade to 10 if you want
>>337031014
lol because dark souls is really the graphical benchmark for pc titles.
>>337026509
>both have Razer shit
I actually move around a lot, so I would seriously consider it.
Sadly, 17-inch 16:10 laptops aren't really made any more.
>>337031829
he must have been following the guide
>>337031912
yeah man that's the plan, I used to work as a desktop engineer, I was pretty much the guy from the install adobe reader "IT guy" stories
worked on 500 machines a week, each one came with a copy of windows 8.1 that you had to throw in the trash
I bumped like 100 copies in total
I had one. Died in two years
>>337032085
>Died in two years
Did it have an invidia graphics card on it?
>>337032315
No, I was talking about my hamster
>>337032475
Dude you had to buy a mouse not a hamster!
>>337026509
If it's 2016 then why are they hosting a LAN party?
>>337032475
>not being a superior rat owner
>>337032847
Lag
>>337031829
>cunny
I fucking hate that word.
>>337032690
no wonder it kept registering up as an unknown device
>>337032847
Home Lan parties are the best.
>beer
>chips
>loud music
>the TV is on in the corner
>some people are gaming
>some people are showing funny clips
>some people are playing MTG
>>337026784
Living the dream
>>337033219
>some people
how's your schizophrenia treating ya, champ?
>>337029126
>pedosexuals
The new SJWs folks. We must fight for the rights of all pedophiles, they're being oppressed by the matriarchy.
>>337033162kitty
Who /thinkpad/ here?
>he doesn't use GNU/Linux on his laptop
>>337033415
>he never went to a lan party in his life
are you underage or something?
>>337031503
>>337031503
banging children causes psychological damage to them, mentally damaged people don't make good parents, you sick piece of shit
>>337030748
The marriage lasted, but was it a happy one? My aunt and uncle have been married for 45 years, and they're miserable as can be. Time isn't always a good metric. And children can be the result of not using birth control, or listening to the pope (Nana and papa used the rhythm method, lot of good that did them. They had 10 kids).
>>337033876
it was a joke not a dick, don't it so hard
>>337033936
>psychological damage to them
Like what? According to who?
>>337034018
>it was a joke not a dick, don't it so hard
google translate malfunction?
>>337034132
touché
>>337033979
He didn't fuck her until she was 16
That's a 9 year window to back out of the marrige PLUS the father didn't jump in and killed him.
Not to mention she didn't divorce, escape or say anything in the other 9 years the guy was dead.
I LIKE PUSSY
>>337034076
http://www.aswllp.com/Sexual-Molestation-Abuse/What-are-the-Long-Term-Effects-of-Childhood-Sexual-Abuse.shtml
>>337034324
I LIKE BUSSY
why does /v/ always reply to bait threads
how autistic can you be
This thread is a riot
>>337034564
but y-you just replied
>>337029352
who is this??
>>337034564
/v/ only replies to bait threads, how long have you been here?
>>337034324
You're gonna suck that dick like a man, boy
>>337026509
>go to a friends lan
>me and friend have our heavy PC
>two other friends have their gaming laptops
>they bitch how hot and laggy their laptops are while we play killing floor
>all this in the year 2015
>>337034668
2010yes I know that's still newfagbut I never understood why /v/ is so rabid
>>337031370
You need a powerful core for the upcoming Razer Core, as well
>>337034356
>Abuse
>>337034261
I imagine the father wouldn't, given the southern culture. People down there are okay with siblings fucking. I think if you're marrying a 9 year old at the age of 22, chances are you have a severe disconnect with your fellow adults. There's something seriously wrong with you if the only females you feel like you can connect with on an emotional and physical level are children.
Sure, I liked my students. I thought they were cute. Great kids. But there's no way in hell any of those girls would make a good wife. I'm a 28 year old man, we would have absolutely nothing in common aside from liking Super Mario Maker. There's nothing else. Why would anyone even want to marry someone who has such a lack of emotional maturity, such a lack of worldliness, unless that person is the same.
>>337026509
It's great if you don't mind playing most games on medium-low settings.
I like being able to pack my whole setup away in minutes and take it wherever I'm going.
And if I'm not going somewhere that allows for gaming (university, on a train, etc.) I have a pretty damn powerful laptop for everyday tasks.
I also use it as my DAW for recording music.
Just buy whatever suits your needs, who gives a shit what other people think?
>>337034637
the queen of /v/
>>337026509
I have a 2 years old gaming laptop with i7 and Gtx 860m. Still running every latest aaa title to medium/high graphics if they're very demanding
>>337029352
this looks familiar
>>337029352
>>337034927
she is very beautiful
would love to see her blacked...
>>337034927
how old is she now?
>>337034861
>I imagine the father wouldn't, given the southern culture.
Read the thread, he was going to kill the priest that married them. If he had a reason to kill him he would have done it.
>>337035110
too old.
>>337034927
whats the name?
>>337031808
>Charlie may have promised not to have sex with Eunice until she was sixteen, but clearly he didn’t keep his word. Eunice had their first child when she was fourteen.
why are there so many people on /v/ who would fuck children
what a shit fucking fetish
you guys are morons
>>337035274
fuck of pedo
>>337035301
>what a shit fucking fetish
well you have let them poop before having a go
>>337034820
>i..it's o..okay she likes it
>>337035269
Maybe he thought that going to jail wasn't worth it
>>337035785
>Implying it isn't
Are you a "kids can't consent" retard?
>>337027096
Same boat, except I live in an RV. I have mini PCs as a viable option though.
>>337036078
>I live in an RV
what a shock coming from /v/
>>337035889
They can't consent legally
>gaming laptop
I just want a laptop that can play games on medium to low settings with 0 performance problems.
Could i get that from any 2016 notebook?
>>337036241
That doesn't make consensual sex into sexual abuse.
>>337027203
You're either a graphics whore or very outdated.
>>337036141
Well, you gotta remember, these are the same people that think fucking their 2 year old sister in the ass is "consensual". Where else would a person like that live?
>>337031014
I get like 230fps on my desktop
Souls, games are not demanding and have meh graphics.
And when I force the fps at 120 my GPU won't even go past 55c
>>337036437
It still makes it punishable by law, and it's better that way, would be bad if a child abuser got scot-free due to some stupid technicality
>>337036931
do you run an 800x600 monitor?
>>337036437
you fucking idiot if you can't legally consent then the very definition of the act is abuse
stop trying to justify your childhood of sucking your dad's dick
Sure let me just play starcraft or counterstrike on a fucking laptop.
Why not go all the way and play it on a console? Or on pc with a controller?
>>337037062
We're talking about psychological damage here.
A judge saying it's rape doesn't make the consenting kid have a mental breakdown on the spot.
Words can be rape too.
>>337037228
not understanding basic psychology: the post
>>337034710
Well good news Anon! It's no longer 2015!
>>337037220
You're aware laptops have usb ports right
>>337037228
It's to protect children from potential abuse, nobody cares about your blue balls.
>>337030819
>>337030195
Strangely hard to find online. Got it though.
>>337027560
what?
>>337029352
>>337034927
That used to be a boy, didn't it.
>>337037568
No.
>>337026509
High end gaming should be done with a proper sound and display set up, not compromised just so you can compromise the energy efficiency and portability of a mobile device so you have a mediocre experience both ways.
Post the right one, you cunt.
>>337037621
I'll remain skeptical until I see a vagina
>>337038064
>how I became a skeptic for life
>>337037127
1440
>>337034927
>>337029352
sauce?
>>337029352
Is that the catgoddess grown up or something?
>tfw the days where people posted catgoddess and jessi slaughter nudes are over.
I am not even a pedo but it was fun in an edgy, rebellious way.
>contemplate the new Razer Blade and a Core
>could reuse my graphics card and still use monitor thanks to the core
>processor would be an upgrade, 8 core AMD to 4 core i7 with hyper threading
>actual Blade has no discrete graphics making it a glorified ultrabook that cant play games on the go/by itself
And here I thought it might be convenient for me to get.
>>337038064
>I'll remain skeptical until I see a vagina
Go to masterrchan for that
>>337035274
Disgusting.
>>337026784
>and I have my laptop to play games while at work.
I always wanted to ask.
What kind of job lets you play at work?
>>337034927
her video was on pornhub until people (yes, 4chan) found it and moralfags flagged it. Was 2 months ago or so.
>>337042612
what is her name?
>>337026509
Spent all my shekels on a pc and budget laptop for college
>>337026709
if you even can
>>337026509
>the pc case is actually resting on the railing
>>337042989
Try
>>337038818
And report back.
>>337038174
underrated post
>>337042438
>I always wanted to ask.
>What kind of job lets you play at work?
A job you don't plan to keep
>>337027096
>>337029031
laptop cooling pad
>>337038174
>>337038174
Post of the day
Look for laptops with a 960M if you want it to be usable for classes. 970M if you're autistic.
>>337045782
define autism
>>337045782
Mine has two 955M running SLI
Because the Steam Link already allows me to play my mustard race games in my living room, and I just invite people to my place to LAN, so I'm all set.
>>337029873
until you have to upgrade again in two years,
I like to actually build something and upgrade it.
And because I have the impulse control to fucking wait till I get home to game. My surface is enough for the rest.
>>337034615
he does have a point tho
but I find CP to be too fucked up regardless
>>337046238
>playing so called "master race" version of games but with latency and artifacting
fucking kek
continue having inferior fun
>>337047715
>And because I have the impulse control to fucking wait till I get home to game.
Yeah! Fuck cellphones too! Fuck portability!
>>337046238
hi wally
>>337047969
> Communications technology is comparable to playing Witcher 3 in society
> I see the sun at least one everyday.. I-I s-sw-swear anon!
>>337026509
>gaming
>laptop
Pick one. You can't have both, unless by 'gaming' you mean 'running SNES roms'.
>>337048164
I built a high end gaming PC and then use steam in-house-streaming to stream maxed out games to my slim laptop so I can play in bed or while taking a shit.
Fight me.
>>337048384
>>337048164
I didn't really mean to quote you there.
>>337026509
>not using a mechanical keyboard for gaming
>not using a lan case like pic related
laptopfags ISHYGDDT
>>337031370
high-budget multiplatform releases. If I owned one of these I'd want to make it my primary gaming platform
If the GTX 1080M is REALLY good maybe I'll finally go full retard and buy one of these things. Huge waste of money but I'm in the market for a new PC and the novelty of a portable machine that is this powerful is pretty fucking cool.
>>337048164
>own an MSI GE62 Apache Pro
>able to run games at brilliant FPS
>this fag claims laptops only run emulators
You can try again another time.
>>337029031
which console is as cheap as $250?
>>337034615
uhhh all those things are also illegal actually.
I bought recently a Lenovo Y40 80. It's pretty good imo. I got to play overwatch in medium @ stable 60fps.
Maybe i should buy another one tho. Or just build a pc, i dunno.
>>337048751
Wii U, but before you splurt ou your dead console or no games memes, there are quality exclusives and it has backwards compatibility with EVERY Wii, WiiWare and Wii Virtual Console game.
>>337044958
i do seo and make 20k a month, but i spend most of my time playing games lol.
>>337049634
>WiiWare and Wii Virtual Console
That isn't backwards compatibility. Backwards compatibility is actually putting your disk/cartridge/whatever into the system and seeing it works. The rest is emulation.
>>337049634
>it has backwards compatibility with EVERY Wii, WiiWare and Wii Virtual Console game
How do you re-download them with the Wii U?
>>337029031
>>close to PC quality
hooooooooooooooooooo boy
>>337048513
>keyboard for gaming
>>337048513
That case is ugly as fuck.
>>337049798
Enter Wii mode.
>>337046598
>not being able to upgrade your console
>instead everything has shit fps/graphics to run on the console
>i can just turn down the graphics..assuming I need to; which is unlikely
>>337046238
Why do you have both your Wii and Wii U hooked up at the same time? You even have a Gamecube right there.
>>337048164
I'm not poor
What's a good laptop to run Arkham Knight?.
>>337050765
Rich in money, poor in IQ. Poor enough to fall for the gaming laptop meme, anyway.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
>>337030546
>$900
>940m
>>337050765
Nope, you're just a sucker
You fucking fag
>>337048149
That's funny, considering it seems like you're the one who never leaves your mother's basement. Rooted to your double wide chair sitting at a desktop all day long.
>>337029352
I went through a bunch of old Time magazine photos at goodwill and there were a lot of pictures of children (normal pictures, mind) who were apparently 10 to 12 years old. They all looked like they were in their teens and twenties. I had a lot of complicated feelings that day.
>>337038772
>lazy town t-shirt
Every time.
Why is Keanu reeves hanging out with Louis CK?
>>337026509
I will get one once we finally get a new technology to store energy.
What's the point of a "portable" gaming device if I have to plug it into a power source after 30 minutes of heavy usage?
Also these things are fucking heavy.
