Her voice does weird things to my nether regions
>>337024971
>>337024971
u need to lose ur virginity m8
Best DaS2 NPC desu.
>>337024971
>those adorable animations and poses
2qt
>>337026749
Are cats good for that?
>>337024971
>>337024971
It is to be expected from an ancient being like her.
I personally would avoid her.She used to feed on the undead before she was transformed.You still smell like food to her.
>>337027090
only if you have a inch long dick
>>337027090
Ornifex is better.
>>337024971
>>337027090
A cat is fine too
>not posting best animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
>>337027496
>>337027504
Those dank memes. This place is so full of dank it's memetastic.
Her VA looks kinda looks like her too.
>>337027569
I'd let her pee on my pickle while I pump her rum if you know what I mean.
>>337027496
>>337027461
I'd fuck that Loch Ness monster.
>>337027707
>I'd let her pee on my pickle while I pump her rum if you know what I mean.
What did he mean by this?
>>337027726
That'll be tree fiddy.Plus tip.
>>337027859
>old memes.
Nice.
>Why do people try so hard to be beautiful? We cats are born beautiful, or course.
>>337025548
SPEAK ENGLISH CAT
>>337027945
Why are you alive?
>>337028018To shitpost on /v/
>>337028014
Yes or no motherfucker.
>>337024971
best souls cat
I want to pet her fluffy tail and massage her paws
>>337028152
>>337028264
>rubs belly
>she turns into a hidden boss fight that one shots you and kills everyone in Majula
Fucking cats.
>>337028264
Kitty paw pads?
>>337028438
>Fucking cats.
She is not a cat.
Check the lore you dingus.
>>337028108
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU CAT.
>>337025548
>Do you come from where you came from to do what you came here to do
Woah, so cryptic.
>>337024971
Sweet Shalquoir was the most interesting character in DaS2 (at least before Aldia), it's a shame we never really learned anything about why there was a talking cat that acted like she was above the cycle of the flame.
>>337029885
She is kind of an alternate version of Alvina, just like the lord souls from das1 are now the lost sinner etc.
>>337024971
>Plays DaS2 for the first time.
>Talks to everyone in Majula
>Speaks to this cat
>Her voice alone give me a boner
Those fuckers knew what they were doing.
>>337028657
she's a cat
>>337030773
Alvina wasn't nearly as removed from the plot as Shalquoir, and she was pledged to Artorias as the master of his covenant.
>>337027496
From a time when memes flooded and were great? And you think it's dank? Why're you posting?
Look at how pretty this fucking cat is.
>>337024971
What is with From and creating universally likeable characters?
>Impossible to hate Solaire
>Impossible to hate Shalquoir
>Impossible to hate Eileen
>Impossible to hate Lucatiel
I know there's more. How do they do it? Is it just the powerful effect of finding someone friendly in a world full of people what hate or don't give a shit about you?
the voice actress was in the new star wars
>>337031646
>she's a cat
http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/sweet-shalquoir
No she is not.
>>337032057
this is the first cat that i find... attractive
>>337025548
>>337029550
it's not even conjugated properly. My inner early modern english nerd rages.
>>337024971
>she didn't reappear in 3
I wanted her back so bad, best NPC in the series >>337024971
>>337027602
Hey reddot
>>337033395
She'll appear in the DLC as Aldia's pet cat.
>>337032557
>An ancient being that will mock your very existence.
Ancient cat...being
According to her dialogue she refers to herself as a cat.
>"It seems that we must now part.Why now? I don't see how it should matter. just because, because I'm a cat. hee hee..."
>>337032557
In the list of adjectives-as-part-of-names "sweet" ranks high. Maybe even the highest.
>>337033439
God damn I hope so
>>337032720
Anon what the hell is wrong with you?
>>337032210
Because they don't want to kill you. And because you can kill them. You have the option to kill any if these fucker which creates a stronger bond.
>>337033741
that cat looks cross eyed
>>337027357
Where did the Faraam knight go?
