Post Max Payne memes
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PAYNE, STOP HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70wRs81QRY
UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>337021402
If Max Payne were a bodybuilder he'd be Max Gain.
HEY IT'S THE PAIN IN THE BUTT
PAIN TO THE MAX
>>337023571
if max was on rails he'd be max train.
When Max takes a piss he becomes Max Rain.
meam meams meams meam meams
>>337021720
why is bruce willis wearing a scarf
Why did 2 have so few graphic novel monologue shenanigans
NEVER FORGETTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OglgMvEsXeg
I was already so far past the point of no return I couldn't even remember what it looked like when i pasted the point of no return I pasted the turn i point the turn
Xbox One when?
Valkyr was meant to be a white-winged maiden that would lift you to a warrior's heaven. But it had turned out to be a one-way demon ride to Hell. The Devil was in the drug. I knew. I had met him. And now, I was going to kill her. The queen of the underworld who had tried to lift herself a bit closer to Heaven with her drug money.
>>337025565
JUST
METH
MY
SHIT
UP
>we never got Remedy's Max Payne 3
>we will never get Alan Wake 2
Why live
>tfw the guy who did the rhetorical question video died of cancer
>>337025350
I wish he would have been filled with bullets right after he finished his line.
A difference made.
>>337025873
Actually they hinted at Alan Wake 2 during quantum break release
What did you guys think of Max Payne 3? I don't mean what could have been if Remedy had done it, but judging it by its own merits.
>>337026194
They hinted during the creation of Quantum Break. The game has been on the backburner but microsoft hasnt funded it yet. Quantum Breaks release so far is not stellar and im pretty worried on Remedys existence at this point.
>>337026194
They hint at it all the time but somehow I doubt it'll get made.
I hope it's not as big and epic as that unused footage thing they had. Alan Wake was at its best when it was spoopy.
>>337025350
>all those "hero cop" newspaper clippings of Max that guy had in his apartment
I love those moments when the character with a shitty life meets someone who loves how badass he is.
>>337023710
amazing show
>>337026430
gameplay was good. max was good.
too much loss of control/switch to pistol because you opened a door
screen filter and words on screen were annoying after a while.
i liked it still
>>337025467
>>337026430
The shooting is great but I couldn't stand the game because it feels like you spend half of it watching obnoxious, unskippable cutscenes.
>>337026502
>>337026526
I mean they already trademarked Alan Wake Returns in Feb this year, so I think they are starting the development cycle for it.
https://euipo.europa.eu/eSearch/#basic/1+1+1+1/50+50+50+50/alan%20wake
I don't want another alan wake desu
I love the story, but it was a one way ticket, like max payne 1
Also, I fucking hated the consolitis shoot n' dodge system
>>337027093
We may hear something rather soon.
http://absolutexbox.com/remedy-is-working-on-a-new-game-has-been-for-9-months/2016/04/21/
>>337025128
>Tfw he ded
Rest in spaghetti never forghetti
>>337021402
>>337021402
The Max Payne movie.
IT'S PAYNE!
...WASTE 'EM!
>>337021402
>that highscore
aaaahhh
