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>beautiful
>no, really, hot as FUCK
>11/10 ass
>great voice
>C U T E animations and emotes

>plays like ass, literally heal bitch
>secondary is useless
WHY BLIZZARD?

W H Y ?

WHY COULDN'T YOU MAKE HER AS FUN TO PLAY AS OTHER HEALERS?
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>>337006431
Other healers are shit at healing compared to this fine specimen. She is pure, so she should be a pure healer.
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>>337006431
OH LOOK ANOTHER BLIZZ DRONES FELT LIKE HE MUST EXPRESSES HIS SHITTY OPINION WITH A WHOLE FUCKING NEW THREAD
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>>337006431
>>secondary is useless
you must be shit, son, that pistol is great.
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You're really outing yourself how shit you are
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>>337007371
>>337007426
>b-b-b-b-b-but pistol is good if you're lucky enough to hit heads exclusively at point blank range!
Fuck off.
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>it's a 'if it doesnt kill things why does it exist' episode
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>>337007371
This. The pistol can really surprise people.
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>>337007536
>enjoying following people around while holding one button pressed
TF2 ruined combat medic class in vidya forever.
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Mercy and Pharah are the best pair.
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>>337007507
Luck has nothing to do with it, learn how the gun shoots. Plus you should be more worried about keeping your heals on teammates.
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>>337006431
>>has a problem with healing and damage boosting and reviving people at key moments to control the flow of the game.
>>doesn't think the pistol is useful against a Mei freezing someone or shooting at something behind a Reinhardt shield.

Maybe you should try Call of Duty.
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>>337007665
>just git gud
>you should be more worried about keeping your heals on teammates
NIGGER, THAT IS LITERALLY THE PROBLEM

MERCY IS A PASSIVE HEAL BITCH INSTEAD OF A COMBAT MEDIC
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>>337007642
You are supporting the team. That's the job. If you don't like helping, you probably just shouldn't play a support.
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I'm pretty bummed she isn't very good because I like playing dedicated healers. She just needs something else to make her good. Maybe an ability that boosts her healing or lets her use both buffs on her staff for a few seconds. She could also use a movement speed buff to help her run from tracers and genjis.
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best fuckin waifu
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>>337007716
If you knew how to aim a gun that wasn't hitscan that wouldn't be a problem. I know it's upsetting that you're not automatically amazing at a game when you start but being told to learn how to play isn't actually just a meme.
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>>337007646
My nyugguh, if only there was more art.
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>>337007674
>>337007727
Kill yourself, healsluts.

>b-b-but you're a support!
In almost every single game combat medics are capable of wreching as much shit as any other class
>shouldn't play a support
>wub wub BR can support, heal and wreck shit
>Emoji man can support, heal and wreck shit
>designated shitting street can support, heal and wreck shit
>Mercy can only suck on Reihardt's asshole
Even fucking Soldier #CoD can heal.
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>>337007958

you're shit if you follow hammerman around as mercy.
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>>337007958
>following a tank
Any other examples of you being bad?
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>>337007958
She has the most useful ability in the game. A revive that can bring an entire team back into the fight. If she had a fucking megacannon she would be even more stupid OP than she already is.
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>>337007646
>tfw flying forever
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>>337008242
>>337007928
the best feeling in the world is suddenly shooting up out of combat to a fleeing pharah
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>>337006431
>those stick legs on tracer
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>>337007646
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I find the visible rib-line very arousing for some reason. It's all in the details.
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>>337008215
If you ever have a chance to revive more than 2 people on your team in the same spot, you have serious problems.
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>>337009272
Not when every other character has an ult that can insta-kill multiple people
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>>337006431
Beautiful and hot are two different things. In a game sense mercy is more beautiful than hot.
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>>337006431
lol look at tracer ass
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Translation: I'm bad.
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>>337009248
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>>337007770
Mercy is a monster when paired with Zarya
>Heals compensate for Zaryas low health
>Shields compensate for Mercys vulnerability
>Damage boost makes Zaryas beam even more terrifying
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>>337006431
I like Mercy's playstyle a lot actually, but I would like some sort of buff to her pistol just so I at least have an OPTION for when I get caught out alone or my DPSer is a complete shitstain and gets rekt 2v1.
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>almost 40 years old
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>>337009835
>not wanting a qt MILF gf
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>>337009793
>buffing mercy's pistol

It does huge damage actually. Learn to aim.
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>>337009835
thanks to the miracle of modern medicine she has the body of a 20 year old.
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>>337009918
>it's okay lol, I don't play her anyway
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>>337009918
The people who complain about her pistol are certified retards. It's not fucking meant to go head to head against someone like Reaper. It's good for softening enemies for your teammates or finishing off ones who are nearly dead. These are BF players coming in and expecting the medic classes to be able to stand up against offence focused heroes.
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>Mercy will never be true THICC
>Mercy will never fart on your dick
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>>337009918
As someone who plays mercy constantly, no it doesn't. But that doesn't matter, if you ever switch from your staff you deserve to lose.
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>>337010025
It does 20 damage per shot but it also fires about as fast as you can pull the trigger up to 5 times per second. That's one dead "normal" hero every two seconds.

>>337010086
>As someone who plays mercy poorly
Ftfy.
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>>337010084
You have literally the worst fetishes and no decent woman will ever share them with you.

It's probably best if you killed yourself.
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>>337009658

Zarya is also not that good so that doesn't solve either characters problems.
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>>337010129
>That's one dead "normal" hero every two seconds.
Too bad that any other hero will kill you under 1 second.
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>>337010086
What is with shitters and calling for things to be buffed that don't need buffs? Mercy is a SUPPORT. There's a reason the pistol is a secondary. You're supposed to heal/buff your teammates and have them kill the heroes. KDR doesn't matter. Go back to your Military Shooter #6329
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>god tier waifus
>pretty nice husbandos
>find the artstyle appealing
>game just isn't good enough to invest any real amount of time in
>they expect money for it
Talk about wasted potential.
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>>337009986
Honestly I think it's just Swedish genes. I had an ex that was like 42 and she still looked fine as fuck (she actually looked quite a lot like Mercy)
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Does anyone else feel inspired by Symettra while playing her? Her lines make her sound like a very intelligent and determined woman who believes in herself. I wish I was like her.
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>>337010351
She's German, retard.
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>>337010129
>but it also fires about as fast as you can pull the trigger up to 5 times per second
No it doesn't you fucking liar, it shots faster if you hold it, how fast you click doesn't matter.
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>>337010335
>muh F2P
God I'm glad majority of cancer will stay in TF2, DirtyBombed and other trash.
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>>337010395
*Swiss
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>>337010398
Wait you can hold it? She's even better than.
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>>337010351
Mercy is Swiss, not Swedish.
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>>337010395
She's swedish you dumb fuccboi

Pic related is one of her sprays.
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>>337010351
>. I had an ex that was like 42 and she still looked fine as fuck (she actually looked quite a lot like Mercy)

Weird I am looking everywhere but I cant find the subscribe button.
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>>337010431
Wouldn't even play this if it was f2p unless they made some major improvements.
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>>337010509
>swiss
>swedish

This is retardation beyond comprehension.
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>>337006431
>beautiful and hot are the same thing
Faggot

>>337010509
Weak b8 desu try harder
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if you're playing with one buddy you could easily stay on him as mercy, thats how you create a duo that carries the team
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>plays like ass
>fun to play
sounds like you want to play a different game and just got caught up in the hype
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>>337010630
>>337010638
i'm sorry i'm american so i thought they were the same country.

I've also been "cheefing the kind".
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>>337010187
>He's never melted people with a fully charged laser beam while being damage-amped by Mercy
You're missing out anon. It's true she's not the best tank but she's got great synergy with Mercy.
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>>337010653
Is this still an unfinished alpha?
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This is neo v
You guys are shit at videogames
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>>337010187
Zarya is my favorite class, healer or no. Her shield recharges quickly enough that you can usually out-tank anyone bar Reinhart, and you can keep an assault or a healer alive at the same time to keep the pressure off you.

Her beam does really good damage at close range, and the grenade is good for pushing people back. She doesn't get as many kills as some classes, but there's nothing like walking into an objective and pushing everyone out of it. Shield, grenade, push in, take cover, repeat.
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>>337010351
the dwarf is swedish , mercy isnt.
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Symmetra is best girl even though is clearly a defense and not support
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>>337010653
Yeah, if I'll want to play UT, I'll play 99 or 2004, not this trash that has nothing but graphics going for it..
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>>337007002
>He hasn't been around whenever a new blizzard game launches

This always happens, get over it
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>>337010395
No.

>>337010484
>>337010509
Okay mybad but the genes are still pretty much the same anyway.

>>337010540
Virgin or cheesepig gf detected.
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>>337010927
I wish her ally shields were still 4 seconds long but she's still fun to play when you get things rolling.
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>>337006431
I feel like it would be better if she had a sword with a secondary fire that shot a weak projectile that slowed people or their RoF
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>>337010378
She indeed looks strong and intelligent. Which actually makes me want to suffer under her heel. Sorry but I just can't not think about being her bitch.
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>>337011101
>Okay mybad but the genes are still pretty much the same anyway.
Not really. Swiss Germans are Germanized Celts while Swedes are pure Germanics.
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>>337011191
They all rook same though.
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>>337011191
>expecting an american to know about things that don't involve burgers, guns or clapping
Lmao
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>>337011003
designated shitter waifu
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>>337010378
Can I play her on attack? She's my favorite but I'm afraid she wouldn't be good on attack
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>>337006431
She is fun to play
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The Rollerblade guy is the best healer. His blast can send people flying, shooting people off cliffs never gets old.
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>>337006431
I didn't even know she had a weapon
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>>337011268
But I'm from Europe, and the ex I was talking about was actually American of Swedish descent. Go figure.
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>>337011003
She looked so hot on concept art, shame her face got shittered.
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>>337010378
POO
IN
THE
LOO
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>>337011160
I wish her valkyrie skin would use the sword as her melee.
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>>337011156
It's perfect for when someone like Bastion has their ultimate active though. Agree it could do with being a bit faster, though it does recharge pretty fast.
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>>337006431
Try to play her with Pharah. You can literally just stay airborne forever which is pretty funny.
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>>337011396
He's the best 'support', not healer.

There's a reason why teams always run Mercy even if they have Lucio already.
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>>337011465
My exact thoughts
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>>337010378
is that a used condom shes holding
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>>337011278
Only usefulness I see her having is if your team is shit and can't capture a point. You can your her teleporter so they can die faster
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>>337011278

she's pretty weak on attack. She can be scary if you can some how sneak behind the enemy and set up your turrets to cut them off from rejoining the fight quickly. but since her gun is so short range it's hard to fight your way through the enemy team to get into a position to fuck with them, most of the time.
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>>337011489
True, also amusing to use your self shield when Junkrat's tire is coming at you and watch it do 0 damage.
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>>337011431
>American of swedish descent
So basicly nothing
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>>337011476
jesus christ shes so perfect
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>>337011518
In my opinion AOE healing gets me more total healing than Mercy, but maybe I just play her badly.
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>>337011278
Fully charged orb attacks go the Reinhardt's shield, boost everyone's defences, block off flank points with sentry, use teleporter.

She's alright, would prefer that she had more support stuff.
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>>337011476
>beautiful face
>big tits
>wide hips
>great ass
Perfect waifu. Widowmaker perfect slutfu.
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>>337011718
I average at around 5k-7k healing per game as mercy because I usually pocket the tank and quickly switch to smaller people for a quick full heal as they lose hp.

pretty decent.
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>>337011630
She looked hot inot her forties due to Swedish genes so no, not nothing regarding my original point.

Anyway, I see the beta got extended by a day?
This makes me feel like not as many people actually decided to pre order after trying it, but the hype seems off the charts.
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>>337011840
I'd agree that Mercy is more versatile, I think Lucio only stands out when the team is playing close together with a lot of communication. In that respect, Mercy would be good even if you're playing with scrubs.
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>>337011883
>but the hype seems off the charts.

You mean the shilling.

We've gotten copypasted threads several days in a row now, using the exact same images and text.
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>>337006431
bcuz you need to viral more
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>>337007646
>>337007928
>>337008242
>>337008917
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>>337011489
>mfw shielding an ulting Pharah
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>>337011883
The general consensus I've found is
"The game is addictive and fun, but way too low on content and has far too low a skill ceiling to justify a 60 dollar purchase.

I'll probably get it when it's at 20 bux.
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>>337006431
Can she at least switch between ubercharge and kritz like the tf2 medic?
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>>337012012
Well yeah but I mean outside 4chan also. This shit is being talked about everywhere but I feel like people have gotten so used to f2p they're just going to jump on the beta and not actually buy the game after a week of playing non stop.
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>>337012123
Good thing it isn't a 60 dollar purchase then, eh ol chap?
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>>337012123
>60 USD
What? It's not even a normal fully priced game. It's 40 euros, which is ~45 USD. A normal new release game on Steam is 60. Or are they cucking you Amerilards?
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>>337012282
Consoles
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>>337012104
Pharah is usually the first priority for my shields. Tanks don't really benefit as it doesn't last long enough and they have high HP anyway, but it seems to make low HP characters invisible.
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>>337012218
Why would you buy the game when you could see everything the game had to offer during the beta?

Low depth and low content in a MP shooter is not a good combination, especially when shit like the maps and game modes are poorly designed.
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>>337011883
>Swedish middle-aged woman
>Implying they look decent after 30

And what hype, most people are already bored of the game.
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>>337012306
It's $40 here. He's sperging out over the Origins Edition or whatever it's called.
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>It's a "people don't focus their fire on Mercy when she's obviously healing the opposing team" episode
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>>337011718
AoE healing is okay, but it simply isn't enough to survive against big pushes especially when the other team has a Mercy. AMP IT UP being on a 10s CD is just too long for Lucio to be an effective healer. That's why teams run him with Mercy so you can get enough healing to do shit.
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>>337012475
>he's not into tall blonde busty MILFs
Anon, I...
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>>337012426
Since when do consoles matter concerning Blizzard games, let alone any FPS?
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Can I get some pro tips for mercy? I love playing support but I feel like I do a kinda shit job
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>>337012476
Tits look way smaller here, no skin buy.
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>>337006431
she is 37 years old
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Go ahead and smack your tiny dicks on the screen, virgins.

The one you should be fawning over is Junkrat.
>Reinhardt's barrier? Blow it up
>Not-D-Walker minigun? Blow it up
>Every other situation? Blow it up
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>>337006431
leave my swiss waifu alone you horny nerds
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>>337012573
Diablo 3
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>>337012629
>that delicious feel when my first unlock was the Joker skin for Junkrat
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>>337012579
>Casualwatch
>pro tips
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>>337012498
I love this, alot of people just ignore me hahaha, its great.
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>>337012579
stay behind your team, you're squishy as fuck
know when to heal and when to amplify
back off when you're heavily damaged and wait for the regen to kick in, your life is more important than the others
learn to headshot with the pistol

desu don't play her in pubs, she is only good in full premade teams, when you can make calls. Or at least try to have a pharah/zarya friend with you
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>>337012625
So old. No wonder she asks Mei for tips on looking younger.
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>>337012475
But this is the thing, she still looked like she was around 30 or in her late 20's even.

>>337012447
Right, but I think most of the people that are playing are way too dense to notice the drawbacks in the actual game design, the real issue to them is that the game is not f2p.
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>>337012819
literal perfection

her battle angel intro is the best one in the game
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>>337012498
>king of the hill
>we don't have a lucio
>I'm the only one focusing their lucio
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>>337006431
> healslut.jpg
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>>337012629
>play McCree
>circle around the main fighting and get behind the smug retard spamming his worthless grenade launcher
>flashbang and fan the hammer
>rinse repeat
>win the game
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>>337006431
>heroes never die

god tier ult. if you think mercy is shit, you're shit.
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>>337006431
>WHY COULDN'T YOU MAKE HER AS FUN TO PLAY AS OTHER HEALERS?
>not knowing the joys of being a true support

Heal bitch? Nah familia. Theres nothing more thrilling than dodging walls of projectiles to fly all over the place and keep your team topped up on health. Theres nothing satisfying than knowing you are the real reason your defence has held or why your team is pushing so hard inhindered. And theres nothing more dominating than stealing play of the game because you flew in and revived the whole team after the enemy spent all their ults to wipe your soldiers.

You dont deserve her
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>>337009272
*HAD serious problems
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>>337012765
>RYUUJIN NO KEI O KURE
>dead Mercys everywhere
Lmao
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>>337012447
>especially when shit like the maps and game modes are poorly designed.

The game modes are fine (they're the same as TF2) it's just that as you said, the maps are shit, which in turn makes the game modes work poorly.
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>>337013013
this desu
h
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>>337006431
>playing a waifu because you're horny and lonely
You deserve it, you piece of shit.
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>>337012498

Addendum to this post

>It's a "no one is moving the fucking vehicle, instead choosing to do honor duels and team deathmatch" episode

Fuck this game
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>>337012986
A competent junkrat would cover himself with his trap and have allies around him.
If worst comes to worst he can always blow himself or you away.
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>>337013097
>the maps are shit, which in turn makes the game modes work poorly.
They're so boring. I hate it.
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>>337012629
Junkrat is my favorite character but Mercy is still my waifu.
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>>337006431
>french healer
>lets name her merci
>mercy
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>>337013069

>>dashes to pharah

nice ulti la
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>>337013217
>French
Elle est suédoise connard.
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>>337012629
Junkrat main reporting in, I tried playing all of the other chars but I can't stop coming back to him, he's just too fun

>mfw TRIGGERED
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>>337013013
>tfw playing as Mercy
>get on the commend screen with 59% team damage healed
>get everyone in the match commends me
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>>337013217
annyong
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>>337013289
>TRIGGERED
>it's a tracer
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>>337013283
Non elle est allemande sale con
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>>337012476
>it dropped for me
>when beta ends it'll be gone
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>>337013217
what do you expect from amerifat?
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>>337013165
>A competent junkrat
>junkrat players
>competent

>traps
>implying I'm retarded enough to go into them

>blow himself away
>blow me away
>what is roll
>what is flashbang
There's a reason I make sure to always go after them if they're on the enemy team. Getting them out of the way means my team can actually move forward instead of having to avoid his grenades. And then additionally, because most junkrats go off to the side to find a place where they can stand still and spam, once I get to them and kill them, I'm usually in a great position to flank the other team, so I can get on average 2 kills before dying myself, but then of course my team can just kill whatever's left.
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>>337013283
>>337013392

L’appât est faible les teubés
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>>337013138
>not irritating the shit out of your girlfriend by being too busy playing with waifu's

Look at this fucking cuck.
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>>337012986
>Junkrat that isn't always surrounded by teammates or flying around

You're playing with shitters friend
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her new voice sounds worse than her old one in my opinion.
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>>337013283
I typed this into google translate
Wow, how does a company like Blizzard mix up French and Swedish? Bravo
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>>337013282
>implying you'll have enough time to even find pharah

You can't escape the wrath of the weeaboo dragon god
2 hits and you're dead senpai
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>>337013138
Mercy is fun as fuck to play, though
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>>337013448
>je faisais juste semblant d'être en retard
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>Tfw have only gotten a single legendary
>It was for soldier 76
>The only other skins i've gotten are recolors for lucio and fucking hanzo
kill me
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>>337013097
The only map that is really bad is Hanamura because you can only go through that first chokepoint
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>>337013521
>junkrat surrounded by teammates
>he's always one of the first to be killed in the big fights because he's squishy
I think you're the one playing with shitters, friend. The best you can do with a junkrat is to stay behind the team and act as a backline so if anyone gets close to your team you can spam your dumb grenades and use your sanic suicide rollerblade.

>flying around
Since when is he Pharaoh?
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>>337007642
She has an alt fire on her fuck stick. Lrn2support
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>>337013584

>dash to anyone nearby

nice ulti la
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>>337013717
>dash straight over to you
Nigga you can't escape just give up
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>playing Pharah
>Mercy never heals me and just stick with the tank
>gets angry when I tell her to do her job
how can you be bad at pressing M1
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>>337013425
>>competent

Nice counter argument.

>>implying I'm retarded enough to go into them

You don't have to walk into them idiot, if they're placed so you can't bypass it without destroying it the junkrat player will get an on-screen notification that his trap was destroyed, this is basically an "alarm" and he's aware there are enemies there.

>>blow himself away
>>blow me away
>>what is roll
>>what is flashbang

You're literally saying that you will counter him with something less reliable when he's most likely aware that you're coming and could easily launch grenades at your location (which would most likely be some kind of chokepoint since that's where you would place the trap).

I can tell you're both dumb and shit. Then again, this game is right up your alley then.
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>>337007896
>>337007716
Yeah dude sorry to break it to you, but mercy is pretty awesome once you GIT GUD FAGGOT
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Mercy just wants you all to feel better

and she will do Anything to make that happen
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>>337012840
>talking about your gf in a thread about attractive fictional women

keep it up, anon.
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>>337011718
Mercy is pretty much a requirement at high level play. There's a reason why competitive teams always run her.

>>337012579
Learn to recognize who is going to die first and prioritize them to heal.
Never put yourself in the open to the enemy - hide behind walls, objects, or your teammates.
L Shift is your friend.
Your pistol is a great defensive tool when no allies are around.
Learn when to use your ult - sometimes you need to save it for a group heal and other times you only rez one high priority player.

Don't pick Mercy if your team is shit.
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>>337014104
>tfw I often feel forced to play Mercy but am okay with it because she's fun/qt
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>>337014104
Hold up, you'll glide to whoever you're healing/buffing if you do it without anyone else in front of you?
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>>337013373
low heath genji dashes through me for the kill, TRIGGERED genji drops dead, its in POTG
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>>337014268
No, you have to glide to people with left shift.
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>>337014104
>Don't pick Mercy if your team is shit.
truer words have never been spoken.
in that webm the entire team stuck together making mercy the most valuable player.
mercy isnt good alone when you compare to the other support characters
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>>337014104
>healing a full health reinhardt with his shield up instead of damage boosting someone
wew lad
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>>337006431
>Get play of the game as Mercy
>it's just me healing a guy while he gets a shit ton of kills, the game also giving me all those kills

WHAT A PLAY
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>>337014382
That's what I meant, if you're tethered to someone but not looking at anyone else you'll fly over to them when you use it? That's what it looks like happened anyway.
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>>337014268
Also note that youll gently float if you hold space
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>>337014528
>the game also giving me all those kills
That doesn't happen. You don't get eliminations, you get assists. It's like you don't even play as Mercy (because you definitely don't).
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Blizzard always does this

>Let's create a fucking boring healing bitch of the team, so no one wants to play as her
>And then make it mandatory to use her unless you want to lose
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>>337013704
>stay behind the team and act as a backline so if anyone gets close to your team you can spam your dumb grenades
>Not using your mine to launch yourself behind the enemy team to harass before hopping back
I only use Junkrat for attack games. He has so many methods of fucking up defense formations it's unbelievable.
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>mfw they have a backline trying to do ANYTHING
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What maps do you guys think are so bad? I can only say Hollywood and Nepal 3(inside temple koth)
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>>337014758
attacking the japanese temple garden one.

literally a single chokepoint into a huge open area.

total bullshit.
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>>337006431
How can you complain? She's got the mobility a healer actually needs. Give her a real weapon and she'll get played as some retard sling-shotting assassin and your team loses heals.
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>>337014516
Sometimes it's better to just get raw healing for the ult buildup.
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>>337014659
But I do, her and D.va and Genji are the only characters I play as.

I've gone a game with 20-3 never having even used my gun.
Maybe you should git gud? Or actually try playing as her?
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>>337014758
Every single non KOTH map. Some even worse than other, like Hanamura, but they're all really fucking bad.

Why the fuck is there no option to search only KOTH games?
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>Chokepoints every fucking where the game

3 days have passed and some ambushes have been already sorted out and no one falls for them ever

>It's a Bastion play of the game episode
>It's a a "you have no healing bitch therefore you lose" episode
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>>337014964
When did you last play? Mercy didn't get eliminations from healing/buffing players for a while now, m80.
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>>337014919
Jesus it's so bad
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>>337015098
Last night with a group.
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>>337014758
>What maps do you guys think are so bad?

Hanamura, Anubis,Volskaya, Nepal, lijang, Ilios, Numbani, Hollywood, King's row, Dorado, Gibraltar.
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>>337006431
her clap emote is kawaii as fuck
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How do you play the phaser girl with sentries? Bunch on a a ceiling behind a doorway?
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>>337014964
Mercy gets offensive assists. What the hell are you even talking about?
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>>337014758

Dorado

What a fucking nightmare
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>>337015210
Ilios is the best map in the game
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>>337015307
You poo in the loo.
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>Get killed by a Mercy
>Her line is "You might not want to tell your friends about that one"

Oh god. That cut deep.

You told me there was no good bantz in this game, /v/.
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>>337015328
I actually think dorado is pretty nice. I especially like the last 2 phases.
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>>337010351
>shit that absolutely never happened
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>>337007002
>/v/ likes game
>They discuss it

Wow, did you miss DS3, Bloodborne, Witcher 3, and XCOM 2?
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>>337014718
that's not Lucio
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>>337015384
I don't think I've ever been taunted in this game.
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>>337014718
>Mercy
>boring
>>
>pick lucio
>do more overall healing than mercy
>have an ult that can be used to help the entire currently living team instead of just hoping that 3 or 4 of your teammates die before you so you can bring them back
>can buff speed too
>have a powerful weapon with a knockback to push people off cliffs
mercy a shit
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>>337015373
>Ilios is the best map in the game

Good joke.
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>>337015479
>>337015505
EVERY HEALER IS BORING AS FUCK BECAUSE IT'S THE WOW BALANCING AND HEALERS ARE DESTINED TO BE THE BITCH OF THE GAME

IT'S SHIT DESIGN
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>>337015384
>You told me there was no good bantz in this game, /v/.

There isn't. I mean what are you comparing it to? It sure as hell isn't something like TF2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX__swbUwag
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>>337015513
Is that why every competitive team has a Mercy on it regardless of map? :^)
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>>337015656
>Zenyatta
>Boring

He may have gotten nerfed to shit but god damn is he fun to play.
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>>337013425
I like how retards like you always end up being the same as that kid who'd use fictional situations to pretend they're MLG pro Tactician Shooter xXx
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>>337015505
>hold down m1 24/7

More braindead than Pyro.
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>>337015463
>>/v/ likes game
Lel
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>>337015656
>healing is boring
Not everyone needs to be worried about their KD in a non deathmatch kiddo
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>>337006431
>literally perfect character
>stuck in a shit game
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>>337014758
the inside level of Lijiang tower is absolute shit. Nepal's inside isn't great either.

Hollywood last section is also pretty terrible. In fact, most payload maps have shitty end sections, with the exception of Dorado and Gibraltar
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>>337015656
Lucio and Zenyatta are great fun. Mercy boring most of the time unless you're playing at this >>337014104 level
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>>337015774
>Le ebin /v/ hates everything maymay
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>>337015614
>>337015373
Best map in the game is the stage on Nepal with the giant bottomless pit, followed by the garden stage of Lijiang Tower.
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>>337015787
they even removed the kill stat just for shitter crybabies like you
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>>337016090
It's still there, the fuck are you talking about?
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How the fuck do you even use Winston's ultimate? It feels so ineffective.
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Is it true that swiss women are easy?
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>>337016090
>they even removed the kill stat just for shitter crybabies like you

They removed KDA to try and reduce flaming.

If people see someone with stats like 1-16-4 (that isn't even playing support) do you think people would remain silent?

No, Blizzard wants a game that is as inoffensive as possible while making even the biggest shitters feel good when playing. This is why every hero has these big ults that you get even if you have done fuck all for your team.
This is why there are POTG, commends, medals and shit.
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>>337016309
You basically deal no damage with your attacks in that form.
All it does is
>give you hp
>reduce cooldown on leap
>remove the gun
>give you weak melee attacks that have knockback
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>>337016359
All women are easy if you're handsome
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>>337015463
>Wow, did you miss DS3, Bloodborne, Witcher 3, and XCOM 2?

Not him, but they are all bad games.
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Why isn't this the default option?
I really hate the fact that there can be more than one of each hero in a game.
Yes, I'm a dotard.
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>>337012083
Flying circus is dumb
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After about 10 hours I finally get how the heroes work. The divisions they have them in are completely retarded; not only are they unhelpful in terms of determining what hero your team needs they are actually detrimental (as are the "helpful" tips on the right)

A proper way to split them would be:

Assassins
>Reaper, Genji, Tracer
DPS
>McCree, Pharah, Soldier 76, Junkrat
Area Denial
>Mei, Symmetra, Bastion, Torbjorn, Reinhardt
Snipers
>Hanzo, Widowmaker
Offensive disruption (breaks up defensive positions
>Roadhog, Zarya
Defensive disruption (breaks up offensive charges)
>D Va, Winston
Healers/Utility
>Zenyatta, Mercy, Lucio
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>>337016660
>that girl {boy}
I recognize that dude's art anywhere, he also did the succubus {male} one yea?
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>>337016660
>I really hate the fact that there can be more than one of each hero in a game.

Anon now you're being toxic. Why shouldn't people be allowed to always play whatever they want?
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>>337016567

Yeah, you're absolutely right. He really needs an overhaul, I feel.
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Oh hey, guess who's busy being BEST SUPPORT
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>>337016748
From your post you shoudl go back to the drawing board because you just proved you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
For example you label Junkrat as DPS and Mei as area denial (because of her ult only).
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>>337007646
>>337007928
>>337008917
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>>337016862
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>>337016862
DAS MAHHH JAAAAAAAAAMMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
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>>337016567
you can easily kill some people by slapping them against the wall a lot but yeah it is better suited on maps that have deathpits
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