>34 days until e3
I'm scared. Hold me, /v/.
>>337006323
I can't believe we finally beat Nintendo
>>337006323
Nintendo will suffer.
All sony has is the ps4k to shill, big whoop.
Is Xbone gonna steal the show?
>>337006323
>34 days until e3
Holy shit. Feels like just yesterday I crapped my pants during the Sony conference, then my hopes were slowly crushed as I realized the reality of how shit the games would probably be.
Still, I'm someone who actually still gets hyped for E3.
>>337008813
I don't know, Sony might actually pull something off with Kojima's new team.
>>337008881
I was hyped during last E3 but there was a little voice in the back of my head during every trailer
"this is going to be shit"
Literally every time
>>337008984
Are people more fans of MGS or Kojima himself?
If it's the first then it might not matter. Unless they're developing 'MGS Clone'
>>337009119
Kojima managed to make a brand out of himself. It might not be as strong as the name MGS, but it's something. He probably has enough goodwill to last one or two big failures.
>>337009119
Judging by the response to P.T., Silent Hills and Zone of the Enders, it's the latter.
>>337006323
Do you guys think that this pic related will be a proper conference this time?
Not too excited as a mostly Nintendo fan desu
Can't wait for the NX reveal though
>>337010119
>mfw sat down to watch the entire PC conference
>it was AMD shilling central all 3 hours
Disappointment.
>>337010119
Will they show Bannerlord footage?
>>337006323
I'm just waiting to see what FROM is working on beside the DS3 DLC. Nintendo will have nothing but Zelda, no one care about the xbox one. Basically, Sony already won.
The 2016 drinking cards are ready for anyone who wants to participate
>>337011479
I want to give Xbone-tan a piggyback ride
>>337011479
Sony's card
>>337011532
and Nintendo's card (with special Zelda squares)
>>337011479
COD is at Sony's conference now and usually MS let . I'd change this years Revengance conditions to "Microsoft shows reboot/sequel of old IP that you fucking wanted for years (EG Age Of Empires, Lost Oddyssey, Crimson Skies, MechAssualt, Project Gotham)" and the second revengance condition to "They actually did announce a new Xbox. THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN"
>>337011595
I wouldn't doubt revengence is gonna happen.
>>337011794
>Microsoft usually doesn't do the sports either
Fuck forgot to finish the sentence. But those revengance squares could do with a fix. Last year I was fucking Sober as a stone because the drinking game predictions were so wrong.
>>337011974
>Last year I was fucking Sober as a stone because the drinking game predictions were so wrong
Aside from Sony hitting both Revengence squares?
I'll consider the changes though. You're right about Sony having CoD and Microsoft not showing sports (that's usually EA's thing, but they're not doing a show this year so that might shift back to MS).
Maybe it'd be good to include something about the PS4k if the Xbox2 is going to be in as a square?
Out of curiosity, does anyone in Europe watch E3 live? I'm a Britfag myself, and I tried watching E3 in 2011 and 2012, but I just ended up falling asleep, because it was around 4 AM.
I didn't even update it with Nintendo only Zelda bullshit, it is going to be crazy awful E3.
>>337012229
I fell asleep before sony (lol eurocuck) and missed it. Would have hit revengance if I did stay up. But Microsoft's was well off last year and Nintendo was a mild buzz. So I would include a "New console!".
Also EA is doing a show. They just shifted it to Sunday before Bethesda instead of the old slot so all the SPORTS are there now. I seriously don't expect any sports at MS unless somehow they bring Amped back.
I can't wait, I love E3.
Seeing new games announced, consoles, updates and all that shit is so hype.
Even the years where there were literally no good games announced I still had a lot of fun just watching the failures and cringe while spamming the /v/ threads and participating in different chats.
This year I might finally actually build a fort.
>>337012403
Yeah this, I always sleep through half of this shit.
>>337012403
I do with some american friends, I stayed up till like 4 one time was really tired afterwards the next morning, haven't missed one since it's just to funny when you have friends to watch it with.
Also Edits when?
![Kingdom_Hearts_III_Logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NN7xD3z.jpg "Kingdom_Hearts_III_Logo[1].png")
GIVE ME MORE FOOTAGE
I NEED IT
>>337006323
GAMEPLAY WHEN
>>337012403
How are you not able to stay up past 4AM?
Honestly, living in the UK, staying up late is practically mandatory for anything online. That's when the US is most active.
Early morning UK is fucking dead online because all the americans are sleeping.
>>337006323
PS4.6 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
![E3 2014-06-09_221848684.1.flv_snapshot_03.14.11_[2015.01.10_05.09.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NUO3jaN.jpg "E3 2014-06-09_221848684.1.flv_snapshot_03.14.11_[2015.01.10_05.09.42].jpg")
>>337012445
I guess my info was off then.
- I'll remove sports from Rev#1 on Microsoft's card and replace it with the Xbox2 (absolute madman)
- Replace Sony's Hard#2 with the Call of Duty square from MS (changed to 2 shots?)
- Add in 'Microsoft shows reboot/sequel of old IP that you wanted for years' to Rev#1 on Microsoft's card
Not sure where I'd put the PS4k though, maybe leave it out? Let me know what you think.
>>337012403
I stay up to watch/stream the major shows and rest/nap between each one (and put a film on the stream). You can usually do it, just remember to get some rest and set an alarm.
If Sony announces a new Crash game that isn't shit, I will preorder a PS4K and post proof.
If it's shit, I will do a fucking pirouette into a noose live on stream.
>>337012606
Sometimes I end up staying up past 4 AM, but other times I just end up falling asleep. My sleep cycle is pretty unstable.
>>337011479
>>337011532
>>337011595
I'm fucking saving these.
>>337012606
>staying up late is practically mandatory for anything online
>practically mandatory for anything online
>practically mandatory
>mandatory
This has never happened to me nor have I ever been autistic enough to do stay up for americans to get online.
Is that awful giant nigger woman doing the ubi one again?
>>337012796
>You can usually do it, just remember to get some rest and set an alarm.
I can't really do naps, because once I fall asleep, I'm pretty much comatose until I get the sleep my body wants. Guess I should get more exercise so I'm not so sleepy.
>>337012880
For a specific example, if there's a Smash Bros tournament on, that's going to go on until the 6AM range if you want to watch till the end.
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
>cinematic trailer
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
>more on this buzzwords
>buzzwords guy 2 comes on stage
>more buzzwords
>than this guy shows up
>>337012952
That sounds really annoying.
>>337012796
We're gonna get Last Guardian info. I'd say switch that into normal mode over "Show Morpheus in a gimmicky way". Remove that. And then go for "PS4K announced and it's coming this year" in Revengance tier.
Thanks for the effort tho'
>It's going to be 7 years
Will like to see something out of Cyberpunk but seems like the polaks just started.
>>337013057
>We're gonna get Last Guardian info
I know, that's what makes Revengence so fun, it's guaranteed liver damage for the daring.
I agree with removing the gimmick VR square (Normal#2), but I think it should be replaced with the Vita square (Hard#1), then replace that with Rev#2, then put PS4k into Rev#2. I think that's a but more balanced.
>>337013024
I'd not watch it. I'd watch it the next morning. The same is vice versa for americans senpai. We are gone by the time they get on and I play games and watch things perfectly fine without Americans being online, in fact because I'm European I actually have a lot more fun, people speaking my language, banter and no memesters fucking up games and such unless you are dumb enough to play shit games like Dota, League and so on. I've never stayed up for americans to come online nor has any of my friends ever besides staying up to all hours of the night till morning just to play with americans online and losing sleep as a result is autism at it's peak. Seek help.
I'm only excited for Persona 5 and Nier 2 tbqh.
Yo, comfytheater, since I know you're in this thread, what are you planning on streaming this in between conferences? Please tell me you've gotten all the JoJo episodes.
also, are you ever going to make new video collages. You keep reusing 2014 E3 videos.
What are your hopes, /v/?
I know it won't happen, butan actual Wii U Animal Crossing. Please no fucking Mario Party/Dollhouse schlock
>>337013646
I still sleep my full 8 hours so I don't lose sleep, I'm just having it a few hours later.
>I'd watch it the next morning.
Where's the fun in not watching it live with other anons?
>>337011479
why the hell is hard mode more difficult than revengeance.
you should put something about "microsoft killing a beloved franchise" kinda like how they mutilated Banjo-Kazooie as well as Conker in recent time.
>>337013051
shut the fuck up, I love trembling yarn man
>>337013930
That's the thing I am.
>Euro's who aren't autistic enough to stay up for americans to be online to consider going online a thing
>We all watch at the same time
>We all play at the same time
It just sounds like you love american cock tbqh senpai. Get that checked out.
>>337013162
its dead, rockstar will only make gta online updates from now on
Soon.
Soon they will shun the non believers.
>>337011479
This is shit desu, CoD isnt shown at the MS conference anymore and their last THREE shows have been entirely videogames
>>337013796
Planning on new movies and old (the usual Kung Pow too) for the long segments, and short TV episodes for the segments where a movie can't fit (Spongebob etc.).
I do have all of JoJo but it's a little too long for it to fit appropriately (I don't like showing later eps of shows without the previous ones since it might spoil). I'm open to suggestions of things to show that fit those reqs though.
As for video collages, yes, new ones are coming. I'm doing a Splatfest parody this year where you vote between two things before each major show (topic related), so look forward to that.
>>337006323
Looking foward to another great year of laughs with you anons. E3 threads are seriously a highlight of the year for me.
Does anyone have that colored schedule that it's made every year showing the dates and hours for each company? It was useful to remember the exact hour depending on your country.
Also I am mildly hype for this E3. We will hopefully get more news on NieR Automata and The Last Guardian and we will finally see this infamous Zelda Wii U. Even if it sucks, I'm curious to see what Nintendo spent so much time and effort on.My guilty pleasure is also ME: Andromeda. I really hope that will be good too. Am I getting too soft, /v/? Is my hope useless in this cynical world?
>>337011479
These drinking games are good except for the MS one which is horribly outdated, even the logo
>>337014284
>>337014365
We're updating them, don't worry. See the thread for changes.
Updated cards will be on comfytheatre co uk/drinking
>>337014290
I like that splatfest idea.
Some other recommendations:
Dragon Ball Super (I think the show is pretty shit, but its a lot less story heavy than even JoJo, at least the tournament arc anyway)
Ratchet & Clank movie (if you can manage to find a good copy)
The GamerGate episode of SVU. The "go home gamer girl" one. That's like a must have.
>>337013936
Or Microsoft saving a beloved franchise like Killer Instinct and Battletoads..?
Just saying
>>337014478
>Dragon Ball Super
Will consider
>Ratchet & Clank movie (if you can manage to find a good copy)
Might be possible, I hate camrips though
>The GamerGate episode of SVU
I definitely have that planned
>>337011794
Yeah MS are likely to announce an IP revival
>>337014574
cool micnax, you're my third favorite anon
>>337011532
>>337011595
nice
>>337011479
>2016 Windows 10 edition
comes across like a 2012 kinect edition
Gonna be honest, I mostly watch E3 for Nintendo's shit, because it's the most wild card of the big three.
But now that that's gone, I don't know.
Anyone have the conference schedule?
>>337014574
I kinda miss it.
>>337014836
>But now that that's gone, I don't know.
There's no reason to believe Nintendo will ONLY show Zelda. Its already been confirmed that there is going to be an hour before the big Zelda conference dedicated to winter / spring Nintendo releases. However, nobody knows if this hour conference will be streamed since the report said it will mainly be for the press.
>>337014947
>it will mainly be for the press.
HAH. It's nothing then.
>>337014836
Microsoft have been the most wild card this entire year
Theyve been weirdly silent, and every time they have talked its always something insane like allowing PSN/XBL crossplay or wanting Banjo in Smash
>>337015018
I don't know about that, Nintendo did announce Pacman in smash at the press-only conference. Bayonetta 2 was also announced at a press conference rather than the main show, but that announcement was streamed.
>>337011595
>every time something cringey or silly happens
>suicide.png
>>337015043
Sony and Nintendo are in vidya to sustain their existence, MS are in it for shits and giggles, they can afford those moves
>>337015171
There's a reason there's a disclaimer there
Nintendo = Tequila
Microsoft = Vodka
Sony = Scotch
EA = Hand sanitizer
Bethesda = Moonshine
Square Enix = Sake
>>337015101
>Nintendo did announce Pacman in smash at the press-only conference.
That shit was retarded.
>Wow look at this huge, energetic crowd at our Samsh Invitational.
>Hey Sakurai, I think we should reveal Pacman here instead.
>Nah, fuck that.
We could've had a E3 Smash Bros Melee type reveal all over again. But no.
>>337014626
Jet Force Gemini had the trademark renewed at the start of the year while they redoubled their marks on Battletoads and Phantom Dust.
I'd put my money on Jet Force though unless something else gets trademarked renewed just before the show like Phantom Dust and Killer Instinct originally did before they were announced.
>>337012419
template?
>>337011479
Needs fixing
>>337011532
Perfect
>>337011595
This is a hard one considering the context
>34 days to E3
>literally
>LITERALLY
>nothing to look forward to
>>337006323
nobody's even going this year wtf
>>337014784
this
non-video games needs to be "Old IP returning" or "Windows 10 port"
No idea what that expanded audience shit is, thats never happened
CoD needs to be replaced with Halo/Gears
WHAT'S
THE
FUCKING
SCHEDULE
>>337014290
that thread was the biggest BTFO moment of all time
>>337015683
This. EA is having their own show open to the public at the other side of the road, right in front of the conference building. Activision is doing a similar thing. Disney won't be there.
Nintendo will not be there as usual and its only playable game will be Zelda. The only ones left are Microsoft and Sony. This E3 is shaping to be quite odd, but it's a good thing that companies are finally starting to realize that normal people - and not "journalists" and elite guys - are important.
>>337015931
>>337015627
>nothing to look forward to
>more news on ACE FUCKING COMBAT
>nothing to look forward to
I feel like I should be hyped for it, but I dunno. I feel nothing.
>>337006323
>>337008450
>>337008813
calling it now
Everything but Zelda will be extremely disappointing and Nintendo wins by proxy
>>337016313
its almost like you have a bias towards one of the game companies, because thats a pretty tall order, that no reasonable, adult human would put their money on. i mean believe what you will
>>337016306
It's already shaping up to be the worst E3
>>337016313
I believe it, just want some damn info about pokemon and zelda, the rest of current nintendo can go fuck himself, at this point the cringeworthy presentations are better than the actual games they showno, fuck you, the puppet thing was dogshit
>>337016451
I do and i wish Valve would just make a game.
>>337018047
>Valve
>Making gamesI know how you feel, senpai, but Valve is pretty much done with their IPs. You can't deny it.
>>337018481
I'm pretty sure they can keepo going with Portal, Half life and L4D are fucking dead though.
>>337010119
> PCGAMER
>yfw lat year's Konami conference
>>337019364
Was actually pretty decent
>JC3
>new KH footage
>Nier
>other things that I forgot that were great
Dragged on a bit though
>34 days until E3
>34 days until more sweet, sexual Nier Automata gameplay
This is taking too fucking long and MiM isn't gonna hold me over.
who /noexpectations/ here?
