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Pic related is the EXACT PERSONIFICATION of a Healslut. If you play as her, you're basically admitting that you're a defenseless, sopping wet, cock-addicted fucksleeve for the rest of your team and, honestly, the enemy team too if they get their hands on you.
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>>336971096
shes so fuckin perfect
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>>336971096
Fuck off she is top tier support
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>>336971096

She's 36 anon.

She's just a professional woman who's all about the job. Stop trying to sexualize her.
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>>336971096
her pistol is probably the best support weapon besides lucio
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Would you let mercy wrap her legs around you?
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>>336971096

Ironically she's the worst support in the game. Even if Symmetra is entirely map & defense situational she still outperforms in more situations than Mercy. Shes a walking 30 percent damage buff and nothing more. Even then it's better to have a Zenyatta over the buff. Lucio is a god.
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She's good for single target healing but I prefer Lucio as support.
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>>336971570
Fucking yes
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>>336971414
>Mercy is only 4 years older than me
mmmm very nice
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>>336971096
>He doesn't main Junkrat
It's like you want to be a faggot
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>>336971570
>puffy vulva showing through 2 possibly 3 layers of cloth
Call a doctor for the doctor, there's something wrong with her cunt
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>>336971449

Her pistol is the worst weapon in the game. Her headshots only do 80 damage. Do you wanna know how much Torb or Zenyattas headshots do? 180
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It's cute how you people playing a casual shooter for children look down on each other.
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>>336971096
>you're a defenseless, sopping wet, cock-addicted fucksleeve for the rest of your team
yes
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>>336971570
Screw mei, mercy is perfect

Those big lips and beautiful face make me want to fuck her in the puss puss so bad
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>>336971980
Are you 12? Not even a thickfag I don't like any of the females in this game but the way you said that is just.
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Do you think she supports the influx of refugees into Europe? Or is she a self loathing white that secretly desires nothing more than to be dominated by a bbc?
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>>336971754
I found my favorite character in just an hour. It just feels satisfying hitting someone directly with a grenade, just like in TF2.
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That's why I don't play as her, although she is pretty cute. Reinhardt should split her open and make master race babies.
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>>336972529
Good taste friend. What makes it even better it winning 3v1s or 2v1. Fucking blowing groups apart with grenades and his mine run around a corner throw down a bear trap and they always come charging around the corner without looking and it gets them every time.
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>>336971754
I like Roadhog better, wish his hook wasn't so easy for them to get away from, feels like they should be held for like a half second longer.
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what's up with all the bodysuits in this game?
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You're supposed to vote for yourself at the end of a match, right?
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>>336971096
viral
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>>336971807
>Worst weapon
>Not either tolbyorn's hammer or dva's pistol.
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>>336971096
>Not fucking your healslut after a play session
It's hard not to, mercy has the best body in the game.
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How do I into Zenyatta?
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>have had a fetish for angels since i was a young lad
>she's pretty
>has German accent
>36 year old cougar
>healers are all fuckbois meme
I respect Mercy players more than faggots playing LE GAMER mech girl.
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>>336971096
why does robot man need boobs
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>>336974490
If you could give yourself boobs, why wouldn't you?
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>defenseless
>mfw I kill shitters with Mercy's pistol
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>healslut

Fat ERP degenerates trying to force their pet names on other genre. I can hear the wheezing and drooling through my computer.

Stay on tumblr with your le lewdshit.
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>>336974631
I get Tracers with it all the time. Feels great man.
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>>336974685
>#triggered
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>>336971096
>defenseless
You do realize she has a sidearm right?
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>>336974631
It happened to me a few times.

Not one of my prouder moments.
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>>336974756
Why does the truth trigger you, tunblrite? Stay with your kin and quit shutting up the board.
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>>336974608
because plastic surgery is heavily looked down upon
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>Mercy is in her mid 30's

Why does the west fetishize old hags so much?
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I play her because no one else does and she wins games. Even the worst players can kill anyone with her supporting you. So just find the good players and enjoy the 15 kill streak.
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>>336972290
Nope currently 27

I usually overreact to beautiful woman whenever I see one, it's how I was raised with my Hispanic uncle since he was in high school at the time

Sorry about that I'll try to keep my waifu faggatory to the low next time
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>>336974875
That's embarrassing, kill yourself.
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>>336975056
Why do you fetishize girls under the age of 18? Are you Dan?
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>>336975190
I don't have a excuse other then I just straight forgot she had a weapon.
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>>336975303
Who?
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>>336975534
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>>336974007
D.va's pistol is beast.
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>>336975534
Dan "if the number is on the clock she's old enough for me" the man
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>>336975658
Dan "This one's a fighter, she's a biter" Schneider.
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>>336972830
>mastering the concussion toss
>those sweet sweet environmental kills

I almost wish he wasn't a Joker expy
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>>336971096
>defenseless
I know you just want to start a shitty erp thread because you're a pathetic faggot but fuck you her pistol tears people up
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>she experimented on reaper causing him to suffer endlessly
>she couldn't save genji he had to become 95% cyborg
>letting overwatch tear itself apart
>resurrecting the dead
>heroes never die....for a price...

She is the true villian of the game
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>>336975750

good concept, bad execution. needs a rhyme.
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>>336971570
god yes
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>>336976212
>>she experimented on reaper causing him to suffer endlessly

literally nowhere it says that.

reaper is just a arrogant self centered fuckboy who bitched because soldier 76 got the leadership of overwatch instead of him
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>>336971096
>playing as Mercy
>entire team dies because of enemy D. VA except for me and a Tracer
>facing entire enemy team
>heal up Tracer
>Tracer kills D. Va and Genji
>I jump around, shooting, healing, and reloading
>I kill enemy Mercy, Reinhardt, and a faggot Bastion
>Tracer kills a Windowmaker in the distance
>TEAM KILL!
>revive entire team with my ultimate at the last second(except for Soldier 76 who already spawned)
>win game
>play of the game is me killing 3 and resurrecting my team
>no one votes for me in the end

Healslut my ass, faggot. I'm the Mercy they fear.
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>>336976212
Where is this lore coming from
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>>336976653
>reapers cells constantly die and regenerate
>due to experiments with mercys original staff technology
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>>336976784
His asshole
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>>336974464
This except mine is a Valkyrie fetish. Thank God for that skin.
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>mercy
>not badass

shiggy etc etc
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>>336976838
The source of the technology was never stated actually.

Even if it was Mercy's tech it's doubtful that she was the one performing the experiment since she quit Overwatch shortly before Reyes died and went on UN peace keeping missions instead.
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>>336971414
She is already being sexualized
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>>336976838
I guess you could say he's crawling in his skin!
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>>336977094
>Unlock this potg animation
>Never get to see it since healsluts don't get potg unless they get kills

its not fair...
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>>336976557
Dan "if the numbers on the clock she's ready for the cock" Schneider

Fixd
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So, are there any heroes left that you never seen a thread bitching about?
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>>336975056
/ss/ is a huge fetish in Japan though. They're all about milfs.
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>>336976838

Game isn't even out yet and you already maknig headcanons anon.
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>>336977221
I never seen a thread bitching about Ninja guy yet.
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>>336974631
i actually dueled a mccree as mercy and one...the idiot didn't even use his stun. or he missed or something, i don't remember, but i couldn't believe that i won a close engagement with a mccree
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>>336977190
>Never get to see it since healsluts don't get potg unless they get kills

I think that's wrong. Earlier today I saw a Mercy PotG where all she did was res 5 people.
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>>336977217

10/10 perfection
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>>336976838
>reaper's cell constantly die and regenerate
>because he listens to lucio's music with an ipod that's attached to his arm
This is how dumb you sound
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>>336975736
d.va's weapon is a monster. If it was any faster there wouldn't be a point to use her mech
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>>336977317
probably because most people don't pick him in low MMR games since he actually takes some semblance of skill to use
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>>336974464
>>336971414

She's 37.

Holy fuck what is it with people constantly getting her age wrong?

>b-but muh Japanese site says she's 34

Fuck off weeb, she's 37 straight from Blizzards mouth.
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>>336977190

got a zenyatta potg other day.

A single kill potg too. Killed someone with a retarded streak, something like 15 kills tracer I think.
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>>336977190
Git gud.

Earlier today Mercy ressurected Zarya and Pharah. Zarya did her Ult on most of the enemy team including me and Pharah bombed them with rockets. That was 30 seconds before mission end and that resulted in a win for their team. Of the three Mercy was the one to get PoTG highlight.
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>>336977317
There's nothing to bitch about because you need at least a tiny amount of skill to be actually effective with him
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I love Pharah. That is all
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What games can I healslut in that aren't wowclones? Not into erp I just think the meme is funny and want to expand my range of vidya. I don't play MMOs because I don't like wow's style of mmo gameplay but I want to try other games that have the concept of healers.
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>>336977317
There was one earlier today.
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>>336977317
There was a joke one about how he can reflect Bastion and kill him quickly.
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>>336977518
Her birthday was like a minute ago anon
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>Hurr I tear shit UP with mercy's pistol
>5 RPS Fire rate
>20 damage per hit
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>>336971096
i want to put my wee wee inside healslut
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>>336977685
What joke? I do that shit all the time. It's so fucking satisfying.
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>>336971807
her pistol has perfect accuracy and rapid fire, if you can aim it's actually a deadly weapon at all ranges
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>>336973648
God no
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>>336977703
t. A spastic that can't aim
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>>336977685
>joke

You mean the preferred method of killing Bastions, right?

Your next line is "All he has to do is stop shooting for 2 seconds, and then he'll kill you!"
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>>336977636
Pharah played well is annoying as FUCK for all squisher classes
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>>336977703
Never mind the fact that if a mercy has enough time to pull out a pistol on you and kill you, you should LITERALLY uninstall the game. That's not even counting the fact that any good player kills a mercy within 5 seconds of seeing them in pubs just like TF2.
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>>336977780
The joke that it's OP and can't be countered. While it's very effective against bad players that aren't aware of it, any Bastion with half a brain should have the reactions to stop firing randomly once he sees/hears Genji.
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Tell that to the guys I gunned down. Mercy kills stop being exciting when they start being common. And your a a dumbass for not opening up with

>ayyy my guy is gonna die, let me zip right on outta here onta this other dying dumbass

That's more like it. Stop being killed by a team with a medic who's also a buffer

>mfw buffing Bastion kills people instantly and they can't make it to the end
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y u gotta associate everything with suckin dick man?
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>playing as Mercy
>in a game with a bunch of people using mics
>team escorting the payload
>constantly flying around the map healing and boosting teammates
>get in a few kills every now and then
>team takes notice
>one guy starts chanting 'Mercy'
>soon the entire team is chanting
>eventually rack up a 25 killstreak
>win game
>get 9 votes at the end of the game
>get friends requests

This is the kind of validation I crave ;_;
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>>336977527
>plays a healer
>admits he let his team die 15 times
You're scum taking up a healer slot
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>>336971096
>tfw she has the biggest ass and thighs besides mei but has far less art and sfm videos
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>>336977940
newfag retard here.
What the fuck does this t. stand for?
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>>336971096
she is like old enough to be my mom lol
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>>336978218

And?

>He didn't lose his virginity to a woman in her 40s
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>>336978126

I'm just a zenyatta, can't do shit cap. Still won the game with 20 eliminations, and got epic for it too.
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>Be Bastion
>This weaboo turns the corner
>Shoot
>This motherfucker reflects everything back at me
>Be Mei
>put up wall for team
>This motherfucker runs up it
>Be Widowmaker
>Shoot him
>This motherfucker has enough health to survive bodyshots
>Be Tracer
>Try to outmanuver him
>This motherfucker has a running slash attack and long range projectiles to kill me whether I fight or run.
Whose idea was it to make all the OP characters have the same weakness?
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Every game where I have healed and buffed Bastion, we win. Buffed Bastion that's difficult to kill is literally OP, no thanks to "HEROES NEVER DIE". Yet dumbasses damage him, die, I get another quick road to ult, Bastion kills more people.

It's disgusting.
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>>336978053
>Implying the vast majority of Bastion players aren't just ones who spam their gun at the first thing they see and hope it dies
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>>336978024
I love her toolset really. Also happens to be gorgeous
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>>336978383
>that Tracer nonsense
0/10
When I see a Tracer I fucking run away ASAP
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>>336978383
>Be Bastion
>bait reflect
>Dead Genji
You fucking dumbass. Unless you're nervous in which case, work on it more. You'll get it Anon. If you are nervous, of course, stop playing if you're not.
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>>336978114
did you remember to swallow like a good girl? :3
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>>336977636
More like Brownie Aran, amirite?
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PLAY
OF
THE
GAME
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>>336975898
Anyone know the artist of this?
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>>336978280
>24
>go on date with 49 year old because why not
>bound to be better than my hand
>get into bed
>her skin is awful
>popped veins for days
>instantly go flacid
>nope the fuck out of there
Not enough alcohol in the world to get me hard for that.
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>>336977190
Just keep reviving good players.
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>>336977217
That's so much better.
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>>336978182
It's what lets you know you are talking to a retard. It's the le epic meme of the moment.
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>>336978627
I was the Genji player the whole time
Do you honestly believe I play 4 different heroes and all of them are considered OP
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>>336971096
Quit shilling this terrible game.
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>>336978830
You know, players who I heal get killed more, but I make heavy use of the damage boost. They die and kill more often than normal mercy targets.
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>>336978830
>Revive 2 people
>Heal one that gets a kill

Man that match must have been full of nothing. Although I've had a game where I got a quad kill with a reaper ult and then POTG was a bastion getting a double kill so who knows how this broken shit works.
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>>336977350
>all she did was res 5 people
>all she did
Even if the team was retarded and died by 5 to Junkrat/D.Va that's pretty damn impressive. Play Mercy and you'll know why.
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>>336979016
Have you played it?
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>>336978927
Bastion and Mei are the only ones considered OP, and one is played mostly by dumbasses and the other has more chances of being played by people with skills.

And no, anon, I don't know you, if you were that arrogant to think I would believe something about an Anon.
Git fucked by bait reflects, so satisfying to see Genjis run away when I don't fire right before they become grated cheese.
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>>336978917
>being this booty bothered
Stay mad
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>3 of my teammates die to Junkrat's riptire
>Fly in from across the map and rez them all
>we cap the point because of it
>PotG is Junkrat's Riptire
I dont know what I was expecting.
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>>336971674
Lucio needs to be nerfed. Most op character in the game.
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>>336979070
The same Junkrat killed at least two more immediatelly. I guess it counted towards potg score, but wasn't features in the highlight.

I've seen worse.
>Torbjorn spams his gun for the entire duration, gets one kill
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Nice ERP induction. My dick is diamond right now
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>>336979206
I kind of hate how often Bastions think to bait out the reflect now, It shows that the players aren't 5 year olds and are capable of learning.

I liked it better when I thought Bastion players were kids and retards, now I know they are just assholes and it makes me madder when they do successfully bait it out because suddenly I'm the retard.
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>>336979298
>Reaper kills all five of my teammates
>I resurrect them
>we get the payload to the destination
>he gets the POTG
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>>336979298
>pushing payload on last point as Reinhardt
>ult to knock three people down
>kill two of them
>enemy Mercy revives people
>hit Mercy with a charge to kill her
>kill two more people again with swings
>potg is someone else

I was kinda salty.
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>>336979529
I've literally never seen a bastion do that
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>>336979529
>I liked it better when I thought Bastion players were kids and retards
Most are, my man. There are very few Bastion players who aren't retards. 99% of Bastion mains have an IQ of 7.
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>>336979529
As the worst Genji ever known to man, I can only kill bastions. Not because of the reflect, but because of the flanking and the dash. The reflect just makes it easier.
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press X to win :)
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>>336971096

>Be Mercy
>Behind a Junkrat
>He deploys his wheel
>Give him the damage boost
>Team Kill
>Move of the game
>Mercy get all the votes

She maybe is a Healslut, but she means business
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>>336979629
In his defense, killing 5 people is harder than pressing Q.
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>>336979529
dude just out-bait them
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>>336979629
>>336979298

Yeah for a game really focused on objective game play their POTG really betrays this and makes people act like it's TDM.
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>>336979678
It happens a lot now, especially in my last few games.
2 fucking Bastions guarding the point and both of them were smart enough to stop shooting when I reflect.
There's still plenty of Bastions that don't stop shooting but as a whole they are learning.
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>>336979901
>implying the Reaper didn't jump in and press Q for DIE DIE DIE

c'mon son
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Defined breasts in armor is my fetish.
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>>336979931
>DIE DIE DIE
>Reaper gets like 3 kills
>Still win
>All he did afterward was die
>Still got his hall of fame moment
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>>336979901
>Reaper killing 5 people without pressing Q

He'd have to flank 5 faggots blasting dubstep to not get fucked after the second kill.
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>>336979901
>In his defense, killing 5 people is harder than pressing Q
How do you think he got the five kills? He floated into a crowd and pressed Q.
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>>336978383
You ever reflect a headshot back at a Widowmaker from across the map? It's been done to me and I've done it myself. It's fucking great. Almost as satisying as reflecting arrows into heads back in my TF2 days.
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>>336978383
>Be Tracer
>Try to outmaneuver him
>dead weeb
>Panties mean underwear
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>>336974420

Be really REALLY careful about getting too close to the action. You have no health or movement options. Winston, Tracer, Phara etc are all major risks if they wise up and aim for you specifically, keep an eye on them.

You can swap orbs of healing and discord instantly without cool down. Ignore the bit about maintaining LoS, that got removed. Toss a healing orb on someone and forget about them for a few seconds. Just because they wade into the grinder doesn't mean you have to follow to heal them.

Orb of discord is why you pick Zen, his healing is honestly rather shit but discord will wreak everyone. Tanks are a priority for it, after that the usual problem hero's like Mei and Bastion or people gunning for you. Rein cannot be orbed while his shield is up so be patient and wait for him to drop it before you drop him.

You do a metric fuckload of damage, it is almost comparable to Hanzo but more forgiving to apply and that is without discord. Not many people are expecting a support to hit so hard, if someone goes after you fight rather than run. Basically treat him like a sniper with bonus buffs/debuffs than a healer.

Most of your health is shield that regens, so long as you keep everything at arms length you can just hide for a moment to heal up to full rather than look for a health kit.

His alt fire charge up is meh. You can fling it into clusterfucks and usually hit something to get a free kill but primary is much more reliable. When aiming is actually needed.
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>>336979298
>only ally contesting the CP dies
>fly in and res him literally last second to contest for overtime
Without that res we would have lost.
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>>336980079
gee mang are you me?
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>using any support that's not Robot Jesus.
Fuck outta here
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>>336980079
>get corrupted by enemy team and heal them against your former allies
There really needs to be more of this
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>>336980262
They reversed the LOS nerf?
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>>336971096
>you will never make Mercy sopping-wet
>you will never plow her fucksleeve while she wraps her arms and legs around you leaving you no choice but to fill her womb with your cum.
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>>336975658
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>336980332
get out of my head
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>>336980406
He's the best support in the game. But that's only because I can't figure out Lucio.

Zenyatta and Symmetra are my go-to supports.
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>play mercy for a few matches as healer
>she's alright but not my cup of tea
>pick up zenyatta
>literally god tier
and yet no one picks him. His heals are a little weak I guess, but god damn not having to have LoS is INSANELY powerful.
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>>336971754
How does this fucker have all of his fingers?

You'd think his garbage bombs would have exploded in his hands a few times.
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>>336980406
>Have to pick between Robot Jesus and Jet Set Lucio
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>>336980450
It feels like it, I may be mistaken but from my own experience both seem to at least linger for a few seconds without LoS before the orbs return.
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>>336980079
I get very aroused by the sissy slave shit if I haven't fapped in a few days but because I fapped too recently it's not doing anything for me.
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>>336980614
His arm is mechanical. But yeah, I don't know why these demolitions experts have all their fingers.
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>>336980223
>panties mean underwear
What?
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>>336973896
Yes
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>>336971096
>and, honestly, the enemy team too if they get their hands on you.

tfw on purpose i love doing the most risky plays ever and literally taunt the mass of the enemy team and then fly away back behind the tank giggling like a little slut
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>>336980451
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>>336980683
It isn't then, that's part of the nerf since you lost LOS for like 5 seconds.
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>>336980771
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Given the most likely massive success of overwatch thanks to it being MOBA-tier casual friendly, we are BOUND to get doujins like the amazing Jinx doujin we got from Turtle Fish Paint and other MOBA girls.

My question is. Who is the most deserving girl for a doujin, and what situation/plot will it be, /v/?

Bonus point if you list the tags.
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>>336977334
reminds me of the time I punched a roadhog to death as mei while he was firing at me and wasn't frozen
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>>336979931
>have gold medal for eliminations, objective kills, objective time, healing and damage as roadhog
>stunlock the entire enemy team with the entire pig
>get 3 kills and figure its play of the game
>goes to a widowmaker who clicked a 76 and reaper twice

why the fuck isnt potg replaced with an MVP system that shows who did the most work? seriously its literally Q of the game or widowmaker/bastion clicking people of the game
no fucking respect for carrying as the hog
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>>336980941
I'd be fine with almost any girl really.
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>>336980941
Mercy
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>>336980223
>>Panties mean underwear

I'm just confused by the context
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Didn't feel anything for Dva until I saw this. Legs are my fucking thing man and short shorts.

Love living in california can't wait for summer to come.
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>>336979678
As a Rein/Mercy/Bastion/Edgefaggot/Pharah main, I'm happy there are idiots out there still playing as Bastion. It makes it easier for me to make Genjis rageswitch to another character due to dying one too many times.

God help you Genjis that think you can snipe from the other side and kill a competent bastion player that knows where the shift key is and that Bastion is self healing.
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>>336971096
>you're a defenseless, sopping wet, cock-addicted fucksleeve

thats fucking hot
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>>336980941
Tracer and Widow
>femdom
>moral_degradation
>foot_licking
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>>336976838
>reapers cells constantly die and regenerate

So he is Deadpool?
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>>336977334
won*
i'm an idiot
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>>336980919
Those look pretty comfy but why point out that panties are underwear? No one isn't aware of what they are.
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>>336979880
I want mercy to drain me dry.
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>>336981187
I guess.
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>>336972313
>implying she isn't already a career coalburner
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>>336980536
Lucio is pretty easy and the best support for payload. His heal has massive range if you can maintain LoS and hits everyone, E makes it heal as much as a mercy beam for a few seconds. Be selfish with it and worry about your own health primarily, if you are low others likely are to but try to make sure others are in range regardless.

Speed boost is mainly for getting back after a death, on the front lines you usually want healing, even when fleeing as the passive regent adds up quickly and doesn't stop on damage like Mercy's.

His gun is a bit weak and slow but laser accurate, punish widowmakers, trolberones and bastions who refuse to move, use alt to bounce people off cliffs or escape roadhog hooks. Don't be afraid to get right in the thick of it, move erratically and take advantage of your passive regen the be annoying.

Sound wave will cockblock most ults, save it for then or the last push to get a checkpoint on payload.

Look up videos on Lucio wall riding.
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>>336975658
Dan "If she's under 13 she's old enough for me" Schneider.
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>>336981331
I'm not him. I have no idea why he said that.
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>>336980941
I'd say d.va if she weren't Korean, so it'd probably be Mercy and Tracer/Widow for the less vanilla ones
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>>336981747
Maybe they could make some degrading gangbang stuff with D.VA.
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>>336979734
>bastion main
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>>336977636
Is she just a stub underneath the armor then?
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>come into the game late
>still get two golds
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>>336977105
>The source of the technology was never stated actually.

It says in her bio that she created the Staff and the Valkyrie suit.
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What's the best ship and why is it Mercy and Reinhardt?
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>>336980941
Most likely will be Widowmaker. Chinks love purple skin and her personality will make her ripe for either femdom doujins or those "bossy bitch gets mindbroken" ones.
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Best support is a tie between Mercy and Lucio, although pretty much all competitive teams run them both all the time anyways.

Zenyatta is fucked if the enemy team has a good Widow and Symmetra is insanely map/location dependent.
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lucio is better than mercy in every way, if you disagree you are wrong

>constant aoe healing that can be boosted
>speed boost for getting slower players back into the action
>froggy mode for going HAM with extra armor/hp
>can wallrun like a professional chimp/lemur
>alt-fire sends most characters off cliffs
>you can actually fight people instead of being a little bitch 24/7

literally the only reason to roll mercy is because your team is baddies and keeps dying all the time, a proper team wins faster with lucio every time
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>>336981994
D.va and Mercy are also good candidates. Mercy has the motherly attitude that makes chinks hard while D.va is generic moeshit.
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I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH MERCY!
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>>336981906
No, she has her full body. She inherited the suit from her Mother. Its a Samus Aran type suit.

Surprisingly shes like one of the few characters that doesn't have a fake limb.
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Faggots can't spell Lúcio.
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>>336971096

And?
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>>336982028
Mercy and Lucio are god-tier supports. A good Mercy or Lucio player can turn the tide of the game.
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>>336982107

Does that mean I can marry Hotaru instead?

She is beautiful and literal perfection
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>>336982028
>Best support is a tie between Mercy and Lucio, although pretty much all competitive teams run them both all the time anyways.

They say that Mercy is the best support, but Lucio is somehow better then Mercy WHEN a Mercy is on the team.

It doesn't even make fucking sense.
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>>336982208
Maybe.
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>>336982146
Mercy made the suit herself. Her parents will killed in war and she created that suit so she could work on the frontlines. Check the Overwatch website.
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>Mercy has the widest hips, biggest ass and thickest thighs
How can Mei, Widowmaker & Tracer even compete?
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>>336978627
>play genji
>bastion doesn't get baited
>poke him with shuriken instead from cover
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>>336982272

I'd kill for a girl like her
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>>336971570
I'd rather have her bend over and let me service her delicious cunt and asshole.
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>>336982240
Lucio's heal sucks because it's barely any better than Mercy's passive regen and LETS AMP IT UP is on a significant cooldown - without Mercy your team will get shredded if the enemy is making a strong push and you don't have your ult up.

Mercy is by far the strongest healer in the game. She can outheal tons of damage and have her ult up almost all the time if there's a tank like Reinhardt or Roadhog soaking up damage. Lucio shines here since he can focus on utility while Mercy is the main healer.

Basically, if you only have a Lucio on your team, you're gonna have a bad time against a good team.
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>>336982107
She's 37 her biological clock has definitely run out
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>>336981062
youre an idiot, youre actually an idiot, every character has legs. some fat ugly degen projected it onto a canvas you suddenly "feel" for them. what the fuck
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>>336977703
>20 damage per hit
>20 rounds per mag
>zero bullet drop or spread
>hitting even half of your mag is 200 damage
>hurr its bad
I've eaten Tracer's for breakfast with it
Same with D.va
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>>336982569
Then we can adopt a child and live happily in the Alps.
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>>336982416
>widest hips
d.va has a thigh gap you can run a train through

>biggest ass and thickest thighs
mei has tree trunks dude, mercy is barely better than tracer
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>>336982416
but mei is clearly thicker. and her hips aren't any wider than widowmaker or symettra, it only looks that way because of the white plating going down her sides.
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>>336982569
Mei remarks that Mercy doesn't look a day older than when they last saw each other.

Mercy stopped aging, or at least slowed down significantly, thanks to NANOMACHINES.
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Post them open beta stats.
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>Play on PS4
>Switch Weapon is right on the D-Pad
>L3 isn't used for anything

goddamnit Blizzard
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>>336982674
You need to get your eyes checked family.
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>>336982768
>11 hours on torbjorn

fucking how, he's the worst and most boring hero in the entire goddamn game
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>>336982416
>symmetra
fucking ew
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>>336971096
I like her German/Swiss attitude.
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>Tfw no healslut to heal my cock right now

[email protected]
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>>336982554

Works the other way too, Mercy can only focus on one person at a time (but can relocate fast) so Lucio can keep everyone else topped up while she pockets. The passive also let's her use her damage boost beam more, a widowmaker or Hanzo damage boosted is potent.

I'd say mercy wins out if you have to pick one or the other though since her ult charges so fucking fast.
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>>336971096
THE COCK-ADDICTED HEAL SLUT MEME IS A RUDE STEREOTYPE!

HEAL SLUTS CAN BE LESBIANS AS WELL! WANTING YOUR FACE STUFFED IN THE SLOPPY SWEATY PUSSY OF YOUR FEMALE TANK IS NORMAL TOO!
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>>336982416
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>>336982768
>tfw beta weekend scrub
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>>336978383
>reflecting a HIGH NOON as this guy
So satisfying.
Get fucked, cowboy.
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>>336983031
>implying Mercy doesn't get double-teamed by Reinhardt and McCree
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>>336983031
Shut up Zarya, you're a bad tank with terrible abilities.
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So where exactly do I go for lore? There's clearly none in the game and other then the two animated shorts I know nothing about the characters.
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>>336971096
> If you play as her, you're basically admitting that you're a defenseless, sopping wet, cock-addicted fucksleeve

You don't know how much I wish I was this, OP.
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>>336982529
What games have the best wall running and jumping? It's been almost ten years since Gunz and I need a fix.
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I want to be held down and used by manly tanks and their rock-hard cocks! I want them to call me a stupid slut as they cum inside all my holes and cover me with their hot cum! I want to be called a good girl after they finish and lay in my favorite tank's lap, making out with him and squeezing his muscles!

>>336983031
Agreed, anon. >you will never be a girl and eat out a sweaty tank's asshole and pussy
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>>336982950
POO
IN
THE
LOO
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>>336983039

HAYDEN SHTOBNE
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>>336982917

I play him like a battle dwarf, I dont baby sit a turret, and I fucking wreck people. He is so, so much fun when played that way.
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>>336980079

>getting caught by your teamates whilst getting it in both ends.
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>>336982416
I WANT TO HELP IMPROVE MEI'S SELF-ESTEEM
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God i fucking hate this "if you heal you're a slut" meme
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>>336983014
>Works the other way too,
Not really. Mercy is absolutely vital to last through pushes and if the enemy team has their own Mercy, your team won't out sustain them at all since you use your CD once as Lucio and you're fucked.
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>>336983540

But it's a point of pride. :3
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>>336983451
>That moment when people think he's harmless in ult mode and don't run away.
He has more health than most of the tanks, its mental.
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>>336971414
Then she still hasn't had a real cock inside of her otuside of tiny swede pimple dicks. Ripe for the fucking.
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>Normal functioning human being
>Get grouped in with these degenerate pieces of shit just because I like to heal

fuck you all
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>Found out D.Va was South Korean
>instantly deleted all my images of her
No gooks allowed, Choson is a non legitimate state and all should have been gassed and outbred
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>>336975162
That's alright. You're cool.
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Defense:

Mercy
Bastion
Bastion
Torj
Torj
Symmetra

GG
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