Don't mind me just keeping everyone alive, no need to thank me or anything.
>>336965702
She's my new fucking waifu. she's goddamn gorgeous.
>German
>Intelligent
>Genuinely caring
>a member of the superior race
10/10 waifu material.
Tracer is shit and has an annoying fuck voice. Mercy should be the mascot of the game. All promotional material/box art that solely features Tracer should be replaced with Mercy. She is more cute in every regard, her voice doesn't make me want to commit suicide, actually has a cute accent, and her butt is nicer but she isn't a whore about it.
>>336966060
She's Swiss, though.
>>336966060
>my new fucking waifu
>new
>waifu
That's not how it works you piece of shit.
>>336965702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhCwKXxBAw
just gotta be gud senpai
>>336966060
She's Swiss she just speaks German when using the Rezunless you go full weeb and get the jap voices in which case she goes full waifu mode
>>336966145
she speaks german.
oh well. Swiss, German, same superior race.
Do you fuckers ever THANK anyone on your team?
>Gee thanks for that turret
>Thanks for all those kills
>Thanks for that support
You sound retarded
GET OFF THE FIRST PAGE
>>336966178
>implying I was implying I had an old waifu
She is my New waifu.
as in she's recently become my waifu.
>>336965702
>single target healer
My sides
>B-BUT SHE CAN REZ 5 PEOPLE A-AT ONCE!
lmao!
>>336966123
>Tracer is fun as fuck.
>>336966060
Also cute face and wings, 11/10
>>336966447
srsly don't people die in <2 seconds how do you heal anything
>>336968304
cute?
just cute?
dear god, I need insulin when I look at her "Heroes never die" video clip.
>>336966060
Watch as she canonically ends up fucking the black dude
What's your favorite heroes, bros?
>Soldier 76, fun neutral game, ult is OK but not really what I enjoy most
>Zenyatta, hits like a truck, very good heals, orb of discord is a major DPS boost, just needs like a +25 bump to health
>Reinhardt, super good charges and nice shield, E has a variety of uses, ultimate is satisfying as fuck to hit but he's incredibly slow
>Torbjorn, turret placement and harassment is super fun and his gun is very accurate and hard-hitting, too bad it can be hard to get in a good place without being picked off
>>336965702
I'll thank you.With my dick.
>>336968554
>Reinhardt
>when the charge is just right
>tfw people actually vote for heal sluts.
>>336965702
Huh? You dont look like Lucio
>>336968420
They don't die if Mercy is healing them.
>>336968523
>mfw
>>336968732
I need this.
With this skin.
SOMEONE DO IT.
Zenyatta a best
Mercy is my main and my angel. She's not even my waifu. I don't want to marry her, I want to be her. I'm jealous.
>>336968554
Soldier (the salt that flows from his ult potgs is amazing)
Genji (reflecting peoples damage that kills them is probably the best feeling in the game, theres no room for interpretation, you simply outplayed them)
Pharah (great verticality, ult is great if you do it right)
Mcree (surprisingly strong hero considering he only has a 6 shot pistol, also the gunspinner emote makes me feel life ocelot, revolver itself is satisfying to use)
>>336968523
Winston is already fucking tracer
How to play zenyatta?
>>336969214
Kek
>>336965702
>Mercy gets all flustered no one upvotes her shitty sub 40% of damage done healing
LOL
>>336966060
>"genuinely caring"
>brings Reyes back from the brink of death after betraying Overwatch
>restored his life with method that ended up making him strong
T-T-THANKS MERCY
>>336969214
We still have goddamn Dubstep nigger and Columbine kid as threats.
but if she's single...I'd hit that like a freight train and stare into her eyes forever.
>play mercy
>team starts to lose ground
>WOOOW 0 HEAL START HEALING
love this meme
Rate my mains
Offensive:
Clint Eastwood
Defensive:
Ice rink chink
Tank:
Big pig
Support:
Dhalsim
>>336969632
not like she could have know. she was just trying to help.
>Blonde white woman in a "multicultural" Western game
she's gonna end up with Lucio, you guys just watch
>>336969827
Jet Set Negro can't touch queen Aryan that's for Reinhardt.
>>336969632
No she didn't.
>Er, what happened to you?
>You tell me, Doc.
Spawn room Banter is neat as shit in this game.
I want to like Mercy but playing support is just suffering. Teammates always push in way too far and wonder why you're not healing them when you can't get a line of sight to fly to them and they won't come back to where it's safe to get healed.
>>336969827
>>336969963
>Not giving any thought to the possiblity of her and 76 fucking during the time Overwatch was active.
I could see it with the lore and all.
>white aryan
>most beautiful of all the women
>the healer and backbone of the team
>spiritual, pure
They aren't even hiding it. Aryan wimminz best wimminz
She plays well, but she really needs a better gun.
>>336970195
Her gun is fine.
If your teammates aren't a shit you shouldn't ever even need to pull it out.
Symmetra should have a healing option y/n
like being able to drop health packs occasionally like Torbjorn's armor packs
the measly 25 health shield isn't going to do anything except maybe save someone from a thing that would have one-shot them before (re: Widowmaker snipes)
>>336970195
I really like her guns damage but the bullets are a bit slow desu
>>336966060
>le waifu shit
kill yourself
>Pick Bastion
>Find high ground
>Turret
>5 player streak!
Seriously who fucking designed this thing. I need to level up more because no one Im playing is even trying to counter me. Most I get are Dvas trying to flank me. Not a single genji.
You and Torbjorn are disgusting Medic/Engineer goddamn ripoffs. Kill yourselves, then revive so you can kill yourselves again.
>>336970068
>Why are you wearing that shit Mei it's like a hundred degrees out
>it's too late to change...
I imagine Mei is naked under her heavy coat
>>336970474
What it needs to do is give the 25 HP shield, then turn 50% of their HP into shields as well. So you gain a little bit of bonus health when she first uses it on you, and now you'll have half health regeneration applied to you as well.
>>336970498
>Not wanting Mercy as your waifu
I th
if i spend hundreds of hours playing winston can he be good
>all these fag mercies who do literally nothing but hold m1
>never damage buff
>never take out the pistol
>they healslut pocket a shielded reinhart with full hp while their offense heros wonder where the fuck their damage buff is.
Honestly just get good, I don't know what to tell you, if you arn't a relevant player, if nobody thanks you, if nobody notices you, its not because you did your job right and its a thankless job, you fucking suck.
How much damage does Lucio's pushback do? His damage output with his standard fire is pretty paltry and I only see his M2 as a get-off-me cooldown instead of something I can actually use offensively
>>336970890
>that slight boob jiggle
>>336970890
>following a Rye as Mercy is just unforgivable.
You either suck 76's cock while he hides behind a shield and pushes the point or you get the fuck out.
>>336971039
It's only real use is to knock people off cliffs for instant kills. It's like a Pyro airblast but without the ability to reflect projectiles.
>>336971116
I don't see it.
>>336971270
too bad there's only like one spot in the game that's in the main combat area with a hole in the ground to use it, which is Ilios
>>336971556
nah Nepal is the real death pit
>You will never get Mercy to gag out the alphabet while trying to maintain a dick in the throat.
Truly, this realm is maya and may we meet mara.
>>336968481
Probably, she's best girl 2016 so far.
I'm only playing as the chicks in this game and it's fun as fuck
>widowmaker
I find a good high place and snipe scrubs for days. Just wish her hook cool down was shorter.
>tracer
She's fun as fuck with the teleporting, her ult is pretty neat if you get a good bunch of enemies together and just throw it then rewind.
>Symmettra
If you know what you'are doing with her, playing defense is a fucking breeze, set up a teleporter, place her energy things, and done deal.
>mercy
Mercy is way too underrated, I practically carried a team of scrubs to victory while defending with her. Buff, fly to person who needs healer, and while everyone is seemingly good on health hide back and shoot. Rinse and repeat, and on the off chance they start dying wait for them to pile up as much as the time limit allows and revive.
>Mei
I love Me I, she's my main now because she's the most fun. If your aim is good you can snipe niggas, freeze then one icicle to the head and most die right then and there. Heal yourself, build walls to keep those pesky Mexic-reapers out of an area and her ult is good for multiple enemies to help your team pick em off when they're frozen.
>>336970603
She is also sweaty as hell.
I wan to lick that sweat and sniff her armpits
ITT balance characters
Mei: Can't place ice wall on the payload while it's moving, they'll instantly break
Symmetra: shield buff to 50 HP
Zenyatta: a little more health, can indefinitely hold charge shot
>>336965702
>no need to thank me or anything.
Yeah, we know.
Learn your place healslut, maybe if you shut up and do well I'll let you suck my cock after the match.
>>336969827
Lucio and Symmetra are the ones butting heads as they both have similar goals of making the world better, while Lucio stands for freedom, Symmetra stands for order.
Additionally Lucio holds the Vishkar corporation in a negative light while Symmetra works for them believing them to be wholly good, unaware of their corruption like cheap native labor.
Also Lucio uses sound while Symmetra uses light. So obviously they're gonna fug
>>336972592
>Implying she would suck your dick
she's pure, she's got a fukkin halo and wings!
>>336972373
Junkrat: less damage on grenades, reload time increased, tire made from 10 seconds to 5 seconds
RoadHog: chain/shot combo damage decreased from 250 to 195
>>336968554
Zayra so far, haven't got a chance to play too many other heroes besides her and Widowmaker.
>Lame haircut and colour
>When you shield yourself and your friends juuust right.
>That devastating damage when you are fully charged.
>Wish I could aim with her better though.
>qt Russian voice.
>I want her to snuggle me close to her body for warmth in bed on a cold Russian winters night.
>>336972694
Not anymore she doesn't.
When?
>>336965702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCZRCjP5t3A
do you thank your dwarf?
>>336972694
>Any healslut
>Pure
Healers are all the same, always feigning the "please congratulate me" yet continuing to heal even though it's thankless, they're little cock thirsty sluts who love being treated badly and used up by those bigger than them.
>>336972656
I also forgot to mention they both have rags-to-riches story
>Lucio steals sound technology from the Vishkar corporation and becomes a hero for (actual) social justice as well as a super famous musical artist
>Symmetra is noticed for her talent in hard light architecture and is scooped up from extreme poverty into a fancy position to help build cities
>>336971116
i know
I wish she wasn't so shit, the fucking nigger does everything she does plus even more and can still do damage while he heals
I have been waiting years for this thread.
Mercy really is the best waifu.
No competition
>>336972780
>Zarya
>>336969214
Gorillas actually have tiny dicks
>4 supports
>only 3 are healers
they need to make more in a future update I'm already getting tired of lucio
>bastion originally had a shield in siege mode
oh fuck could you imagine
>>336973113
>>336966282i thank my healers ;__;
>>336966282
I thank the healer if they saved me from dying multiple times.
>>336973231
Symmetra's shields could compensate for the lack of heals if they were more powerful (25 HP isn't going to do shit honestly), or do like one anon said and convert a percentage of their health into shields.
I like playing her but I hate when the opposing team gets smart and goes out of their way to deliberately fuck with my shit since her turrets don't have any health and the tiniest scratch blows them up
>D.Va's blowing up their mechs
>Pharah and Junkrat just casually firing an explosive in range of them
>Winston just looking at them
>>336968554
Genji became my favorite the moment that I outsniped a Widow with her own bullet.
>>336973310
If they had instead decreased his range and increased the spread, it would've been a better nerf.
>>336968523
>black dude
>implying robosexuality isn't the newest taboo
Reinhardt's giving her the hammer if you catch my meaning.
>>336972373
You do realize Zenyatta has low health because he was OP as fuck in closed beta, right? With standard health he can outduel anyone from mid-long range.
>>336973738
They also made him slower so he's a snail made of paper. They overdid it.
>>336971931
>while everyone is seemingly good on health hide back and shoot.
Why don't you damage buff the actual offense heroes so they can tear through the enemy team?
her healing is actually shit. the damage boost and ult is what you use her for.
>>336973710
>Reinhardt
dudes not a robot though, he's a cool ass old mani always play as a crusader of justice
>>336973974
I'm too busy following and keeping my heal on Reinhardt when he charges into a group of 5 people :^)
>>336973364
thanks
>>336974113
Oh, could've fooled me.
>>336974112
>strongest single target heal
>shit
Mercy has the strongest heals.
Zenyatta has slightly weaker heals but he doesn't need to keep focus on them, just stick an orb and go.
Lucio has the weakest, but passive heals for anyone in hearing range which can momentarily be buffed.
Symmetra has shit for heals
>>336974113
>>336974256
>single target heal
>worth a fucking god damn in this spam fest of a game
outdone by fucking soldier 76
where is the porn this thread sucks
>people commend me for hook accuracy
>say thank you in all chat
>>336974369
Back in my days boy when we talked about the quality of a game we based it off our enjoyment and the game play. We didn't just focus on how attractive the women were. Kids these days.
>>336965702
Honestly, I'd rather not ever have healers on the team than have to put up with their constant begging for acknowledgement. You're playing an extremely easy class which barely needs to do anything to be useful. The reason you chose that class is because you know the other people on your team are better players than you, so you spend the whole game keeping them alive because that's the only way you'd ever win a match.
Thank you for having a passive, beta personality and clicking on me a few times so I can continue to actually push for the objective and do something that matters.
![roadhog-victory-pose-2-thumbs-up[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vClIW6Q.png "roadhog-victory-pose-2-thumbs-up[1].png")
>mfw I haven't been playing favorites all day and just been picking heroes to compliment the rest of my team and won more than 80% of my matches
>>336973310
Back when he had the shield, he had no armor. This means his whole body behind the shield was basically the little blue thing on the back he has now.
>>336973974
I do, usually I try to figure out who's actually good on my team to help them the most while also babysitting the scrubs, usually by helping them by shooting instead of buffing. Blast coming from two sides makes the enemy panic most of the time instead of just buffing,and if my teammates health goes low I switch back and heal.
>play with friends
>win 95% of the time
>play pubs
>win 50% of the time
cant wait till a lot of the shitters in this game are gone when the full release is out
I'll show no mercy on that ass
>>336968554
>Mercy, Always useful, most of the time team tries to keep you safe
>Reinhardt, Environmental charges
>McCree, He's pretty good
>Mei, Walls are so satisfying to cockblock with
>>336974763
>the other people on your team are better players than you
>None of the fucking retards pick support heroes
>Pick support (Mercy) and keep everyone away from the brink of death
>Completely turn around fights with rez
Healers aren't the hardest class, but you don't pick them just because you can't play hard heroes.
But yeah I do agree. Fuck any of the faggots who beg for acknowledgement.
>playing Mercy solo
>>336975412
>He's pretty good
>best 1vs1 in the game
>pretty good
I've not played a single hero other than Mercy. What is it about her that makes her such a 40/10 character?
FUCKING
PLAY
OBJECTIVES
GOD FUCKING DAMN, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DEATH BLOSSOM. GET ON THE FUCKING POINT
>>336975817
Her age.
>>336969696
>Columbine kid
ROFL
>>336969803
Offensive:
Quake lady
Defensive:
Meth rat
Tank:
Big Pig (mah nigga)
Suport:
Wub Marley
>>336975591
>not getting the reference
Get a load of this pleb
>>336975591
>missing the joke
>>336974763
Yeah, or maybe no one else picks support while we have two fucking bastions and a tank to babysit you dolt.
>>336975846
>team is a bunch of junkrats, hanzos and widowmakers sitting in the back as the enemy pushes the payload up to the objective
YOU NEED TO BE AROUND THEM TO KEEP THEM FROM MOVING IT
>>336975040
>tfw mercy and zenyatta don't seem to be popular choices and I can do both
>>336969803
>Dhalsim
can be confused with lucio
zenyatt is useless ;^)
>>336970538
tfw im a genji main and bastion run away the entire game dealing 0 damage
>>336980059
Fucking this
Except in my case they went around solo trying to kill shit while I tried to keep them in range for healing as Lucio
I played as Lucio all day out of necessity
Fortunately I could go Clint Eastwood a few times, popping whatever got in my way
I do better with regular shooting than with High Noon, too
>>336980059
>Tell people to sit on the cart for overtime
>Widow spams she's 12 and 2
>we lose
Remove widow, she attracts all the cancer of Cod kiddies
>>336975591
good genji can buttfuck a good mccree easily in a 1v1
37 fucking kills as soldier 76 with the most time on objective on the team and yet they still couldnt fucking push the payload or stay on the objective after time went out.
Lost PotG to a fucking mercy ulti... fucking christ.
Ultimate kills not counting towards PotG when
>>336968554
>McCree, I enjoy the fan-roll combos even if they are a bit shitty to deal with
>Roadhog, Hooks are always satisfying to land even if the damage you follow up with is erratic(seriously sometimes its a one-shot other times they take like none)
>Zenyatta, favorite hero in the game but he's flat out too weak, dies to a stiff breeze and his harmony orb is way worse after the gutting it got. Monster of damage though, honestly nerf his damage a bit give him 50 more HP and make his harmony orb permanent but scale the HPS to distance to zen.
>Torbj, I enjoy his turret I feel its completely balanced and fuck tracers.
>>336973710
>>336974113
and he's German, so ya I'd bet he's giving her the hammer
>>336983063
Never
Just so it is more satisfying to see your PotG with regular shenanigans
Is it worth it to buff snipers as mercy? Seems like if they kill in 1-2 buffing isn't going to matter
Same question for Mei, I was trying to buff one earlier but she seems to be a control character and the buff isn't going to matter as much if she's keeping them locked out
Obviously there's the "why not" response but I mean when there are other options
>>336968554
>McCree
I just love the quick shot, it got me out of so many hooks and tirebombs, plus landing those headshots on Hanzo and Widowmaker feel nice.
>Symmetra
Delicious thighs and a nice body, Tele and turrents remind me of my days as engi in tf2, but I'm actually more useful in overwatch
>Zarya
I was gonna hate her because of the design but ended up liking her due to the shield and the fact that she is a good solution to take out Bastion faggots
>Lucio
I love Mercy's but best healer award goes to this guy, I hated playing healers in other games but he is actually fun
