>Hide in the small passage ways and in door frames
>Bitches come in
>Get frozen
>Headshot
>I start to lose to their teammates
>Ice block
>Repeat
Feels awesome.
Nothing better than killing as Mei
>>336952525
I want to _____ Mei!
Post more thick girl
Tracer<Mei
>>336953010
No problem anon!
>>336952525
>Be Mcree
>Turn a corner and see Mei
>Flashbang
>"Woah, slow down now!"
>Fan the Hammer
gg 2ez no re
>>336952928
Deeply Cuddle.
>>336952525
mei is op
>>336953230
You can react to Mcree animation of his flashbang. Ice block and bust out early to freeze.
Do you think Mei would go out with me? I'm not bad looking and would eat Chinese food with her.
>>336953369
Sure, if you have a sub 1s reaction time.
>>336953230
Hate his stun shit. Cowboys are hella homo anyway.
>>336953607
Shut up and drink more fire water you savage.
>>336953506
Maya > SFM
Model could be better too but eh
>>336952928
cakefart
>>336953506
Fucking sexy. And people said west can't design sexy women.
>>336953417
Of course anon! Mei is really Nice, i think she'll like you!
WOWI THE FUNNY INSTA FREEZE UNBALANCED ICE BITCH XDDD
>>336953506
>>336953607
kys
>>336953747
fat
>>336953506
oh my lanta you are my woman
>>336953668
Fuck off. Take your high noon shit with you too.
>>336953707
Thanks :3 I'd treat her well. I wouldn't mind that she'd be a bit plump in her summer clothes. I'd not let her feel insecure.
Any girls you like? Maybe I can help :3
>>336952928
nerf
>>336953961
Not really, but thanks for the offer friendo ^-^
>>336953417
Is that her tongue or is her bottom lip alarmingly swollen?
I was really disappointed with her voice. She sounds like a middle aged woman.
Wonder what her favorite food is?
>>336954536
Dags.
>>336954364
Please don't bully, Mei. She has enough to put up with lately.
>>336953541
Uh, yeah I do.
>>336952928
Floof jacket
I'd treat her to a nicehot chocolate and play vidya with heri dont want to fuck women this size but i would befriend them
>>336954594
You wan a dag?
>>336954709
A dag?
>>336952525
THIS THREAD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLIZZARD
>>336954704
Plump girls are lovely fucks. So soft.
>>336954787
Ye a dag
>>336954891
i have my reasons not to
>>336952928hold hands with
>>336954896
Oh, a dog.
Yeah. I want a dag.
Thank you Blizzard. Without this game I would have wondered this life lonely. Now I have Mei I know my life will change.
>>336954970
I love Snatch. Thanks anon I'm gonna go rewatch it now
Why arent you fucking a thicc?
>>336952928
impregnate
>>336955017
You're welcome, anon, it's a great movie.
>>336952525
>get bored of Healslutting as Mercy
>switch to Mei
Oh my God, why is she so fucking good. I just shit all over everyone. Reapers, D-VAs, 76, Widowmaker, Roadhogs, EVERYONE.
>>336953506
THICC
Best Mei strategy? Run in and just spray or stick to the insides and catch people running through?
>>336955020
That's not thick
That's frumpy
>>336955020
>mfw I am
>>336954704
gay
>>336955130
Flank and spray, people have no situational awareness and you'll get kills all day erryday
As a Genji main, go fuck yourself. Mei is really one of the only people I have issues with. That and Winston.
Beam weapons are fucking gay as hell.
>>336953417
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER HANDS
THEY'RE AT LEAST TWICE THE SIZE OF HER PHONE
OH GOD
>>336955130
i've found making choke points narrow with the wall really effective, people will try going through instead of destroying the wall.
>>336953506
I want to impregnate Mei consecutively and milk those fat tits like a cow.
>>336952928
get a gym membership for
>>336955251
Imagine those giant hands around your little willy
>>336955178
not in the slightest.
Psst, I'm releasing an animation with Mei tomorrow.
Keep an eye out~
>>336955020
>disgusting stretch marks
>disgusting armpits
>probably big pepperoni nipples
>>336955220
Git gud
>>336955645
make some d.va futa instead
>>336955645
WHERE
>>336955645
if it isnt using maya then i dont care too much
id rather just 3d print the model in various poses instead.
hell that would be a great thing to do
>>336955645
Where it gonna be at man?
>>336955741
>Futa
Don't reproduce
>>336952928
cuddle with
>>336955889
Nigga its in this thread.
>>336955872
there's nothing wrong about chicks with dicks anon
If they ever make figures Blizzard will get someone like NECA to make them and not a Japanese company
>you will never come home to this
>>336956048
do you know pharah dont have arms and legs, right?
she is just a torso with an armor.
>>336956048
>Brown skin
B U I L D
W A L L
>>336956121
Nigga it's power armor.
>>336956121
I want to say this is bullshit, but I dont know for sure.
>>336952525
viral is life
>>336956121
I always wanted a fuckdoll
Are Tracer and Widowmaker best friends?
Anyone tried a team of just Mei?
>>336953506
You'd think she'd have a hairy ass eskimo bush...
>>336954704
>not fucking your friends
wew
>>336953417
That's one retarded looking face
>>336956698
wheres the porn of tracer mei and dva?
>>336956798
tits are acceptable in her case. fucking i would pass on
>>336956759
INUIT
>>336953230
>Implying Mcree gets the drop om Mei.
>Implying Mcree players aren't all total shitters and won't miss flash when freeze starts slowing down their aim.
>>336955872
Gays can't have kids so don't worry.
cute girl but needs a Nerf, if im playing genji I literally cant do a fucking thing to her
>>336955714
what many thicc fags don't realize is that thicc only looks decent in 2D.
That is true for a lot of things though.
>>336952525
>giving Mei a generic "hot girl" face instead of a cute "wanna pinch those cheeks as we fug" face
Why would you do this
>>336957049
Because Mei is the hard counter to Genji.
Counter pick her, ya dumb dumb.
>>336957049
>What is a counter
the only nerfs that need to be done are to bastion and the range of Torbjorns turrets
>>336955130
You literally run at them with m1 until they freeze then pop em in the head with icicle when they freeze. If you take damage ice block then wall when you want to run away.
>>336956698
They literally try to kill each other, I like to imagine that they hatefuck off-screen.
>>336955731
Is the "Genji's a girl" meme ever gonna die or will it spawn an alt skin that's a female Genji?
>>336957314
And damage of Junkrat's bombs.
And the damage of Junkrat's ult.
And range od D-Va:s ult.
And charge time of Windowmaker's sniper.
>>336952928
Strangle
>>336953506
This picture triggers me everytime. She's wearing baggy clothes because that's what everyone wears on extremely cold climates, she's not as fat under as her garments appear.
Fucking chubbyfags, at least use your brain
>>336957443
if you nerf those, theyll all be useless.
Junkrats bombs are fine, just fuck off when you seen them. His ult has a little, LITTLE, too much range. it's supposed to kil lyou it's a fucking bomb.
D.Va's range isnt as bad as it seems. theres more than enough time to run away. i havent been hit by it in a while now because running away really isnt that fucking hard.
Widowmakers sniper time isnt that bad either. Her ult is so lame in comparison to others that hes needs the normal damage to make up for it.
>>336957148
Not going back to your spooky skeletons.
>>336957148
Not true. It's just not common in real life for girls to be thicc in all the right places but only the right places. They are out there, though.
It's no different from literally all 2D vs. 3D.
How is everyone doing so far in Overwatch?
I just looked at my profile, and have only played for 6 hours, and have 600 kills.
Is that good?
What about you guys?
>>336957314
Why does Bastion need a nerf? he's already been nerfed once.
>BBW fags
Disgusting
>>336957841
>if you nerf those, theyll all be useless.
No, they would have to rely on their team mates to win, you know, in this team game.
Being one-shot by abilities which take barely any skill to use is not fun.
However, if ults were just able to ALMOST everyone in the radius, chaining ults with team mates would be mandatory.
Which means the best coordinated team, or the most skilled one, wins.
Imagine the cool Zarya and Sticky-bomb/Riptire/Self-destruct combos followed up by team focusing all fire at that point.
Sure, you can do that in the game right now, but it's barely worth it since you can usually catch half their team with a riptire if they're all on the point.
As it is now victory can hinge on one overpowered character getting lucky and killing the entire opposing team with one ability.
Also, widowmaker damage is cancerous, not at all hard to get head shots, which insta-kill, since the hitboxes for them seem to be way larger than the actual head.
>>336952525
>mcree
>mei hides in ice
>patiently wait
>stun grenade her when she comes out
>fan to the face
wew lad
>>336956965
i don't understand this post, futa is straight
>>336958685
>Implying your reaction time combined with travel time of the 'nade is faster than any Mei player is able to throw up an ice wall either on you, throwing off your aim, or between you, wasting your 'nade.
Keep on dreaming, cowboy.
When does the beta actually end? Is it tomorrow or tonight at 12:00 am
>>336958710I'm joking. Let's not do this "is futa gay" shitposting war for the billionth time.
>>336952928
nerf
>>336958239
Holy fuck man
>>336959038
>he doesn't like shitposting wars
>>336959204
So much for only looking good in 2D.
>>336956698
They may have known each other before but widow is brainwashed and her old self died long ago, something like that.
>>336952928
Titfuck
>>336958239
Is Iskra Lawrence the perfect woman?
>>336959878
How titfucking feel like /v/?
>>336960227
Nothing special at all, it's literally a porn meme.
>>336960342
My top fetish is a MEME?!
Well, i'm truly a memester now.
>>336956121
Did that youtube fag shilling his video finally convince some idiots
>>336952525
Is that supposed to be kaceytron?
>>336960457
Get on my level fag, I was born a memester.
>>336960478
SUCH POTENTIAL
>>336960139
I prefer Maliah, but yeah, Iskra is hot as fuck.
>>336960342
It's mostly a visual thing.
Blowing loads between someone's tits is amazing.
>>336960342
>soft, warm and lubed up breasts engulfing your dick as your tip pokes her chin
Depends on proportions I guess but its breddy good.
>>336961095
>soft, warm and lubed up
Guess what other part of her body is, and is better?
I can tell you've never actually done it, because if you had you wouldn't be reading off porn pamphlet tier aspects of it. Even a handjob is better.
>>336960478
someone should edit her nose to be a little smaller/rounder
>>336961269
not that anon here
ive fucked a larger woman and several slimmer women
it was garbage. porn does a much better job at being satisfying but lacks the comfort of the person itself and it hurts no matter what you choose.
besides tits are the better choice over a vagoo
>>336961725
now you need to post more milana
>>336952928
pound
>>336952928
Force feed
I ant to see more cinematic trailers for this game. The lore really intrigues me.
>>336962001
Fucking this
>>336962003
*want
>>336961725
>Posting Fertility Goddess on a late Sunday
Man, don't do this shit to me, my family's here.
Ah fuck it, I'll just go to the bathroom or some shit.
>>336954845
sauce?
>>336961725
those hips are amazing
>>336962992
Milana Vayntrub is built for copulating with repeatedly
>>336956048but I do
>>336959035
Beta was extended 24hours.
>>336963573
>the gap between the Beta and Launch is 2 weeks
Guess I'll just play DOOM in the meantime
>>336963659
All progress is being reset too. Sucks.
>>336956698
No you idiot, one of their pre-match lines has Tracer specifically saying she dislikes working with Widowmaker.
>>336964115
>implying Widow doesn't spend all of her spare time impregnating Tracer
>>336957148
So full of shit, see: >>336958239 >>336961725
>>336958340
>Why does Bastion need a nerf?
because it takes almost no effort to kill people as him
Where the Mei mains at
>>336956254
>>336956260
Her elbows are replaced with ball joints, she has no arms.
Her suit is disproportionate for human proportions, so she chopped her arms off
>>336952928
Kill.
>>336953707
>Biting a popsicle
The absolute madwoman
>>336961903
I can't brah. That's all I have on this PC.
Will this make it better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdZ2NLvLf0s
>>336952525
>Chinese
>draws a white chick
