What does /v/ think about this article from cracked?
Do you feel like your being aged out of video games?
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-you-are-being-aged-out-by-gaming-industry/
>cracked
They forgot
>Shitty plastic designs that look like they were ripped out of Halo 5
>>336946553
>cracked
>>336946553
You know the rules and so do i
>>336946553
>Cracked
>>336946553
Post a pastebin, shilling is against the rules.
>>336946553
3 bullshit ones i can spot immediately are
>use a variety of weapons
and carry 2 of them at a time which you spawn with as opposed to the original where you had to pick them up
>fast action/ no weapon reloading
that multiplayer was not fast, CoD AW/ BO3 is faster than that multiplayer
>no cut scenes
they have cut scenes when you fucking melee someone in multiplayer
>>336946553
None of those matter.
D44M made the mistake of making the game Colorful with yellow and purple tones.
DOOMs charm comes from 4 colors, Red, Blue, green grey. NOTHING. else.
>>336946553
Is this Winnie? There's less then 400 words on the page it can't be.
He's just as fucking wrong as usual so maybe
>>336946553
>Cracked
>that artstyle
Oh, it's "that" guy.
>corporate apologism
Is there something worse?
>>336946882
>>336946987
use ad block you dumb fucks
I think you're reposting shit made by a pseudo-intellectual shlock that couldn't break into his preferred medium to save his life and settled for writing fucking awful WORDSWORDSWORDS webcomics before further devolving into yet another disingenuous nitpicker of videogames and the people that play them.
>>336946553
>cracked
Not OP but why is /v/ so fucking scared of external links like kotaku and gaming sites like siliconera?
Why should I go through the trouble to make a pastebin when you can just click the link I posted, check my source and be done with it?
>>336946882
>>336946987
bit the bullet on this one, and can safely say that, as always, Cracked are just talking out of they're ass.one of the complaints they made is that "Videogames don't have a community"
>>336946553
>that art style
isn't that the guy I hate so much and I wish I could metaphorically drown with a dragon dildo?
>>336946553
Artical is full of try hard comedy with a sentence a paragraph trying yo explain the authors point.
Its really badly written.
But besides that no I dont. The person who wrote this doesn't know how to play video games creatively and blames the industry
Point three waa some bull shit about video games not helping you see the world anew
Click bate rage bull
>>336947006
>and carry 2 of them at a time which you spawn with as opposed to the original where you had to pick them up
That's only multiplayer though, isn't it.
>Same standards apply now as they did 23 years ago
This guy is fucking clueless.
>>336947327
Why don't you have ublock yet
>>336947313
Most of them are clickbait. I wonder why is bad clicking on those links?
>>336947492
>Clickbait
Explain, doesnt that just mean you give them /a/ view? Not like views actually matter. and if you're just upset you're giving them a view, thats really petty, and kind of your personal problem, dontcha think?
>>336946987
my bad meant to reply to >>336947256
>>336947256
I'm not making cracked more relevant on google searches
Paste bin or fuck off
>>336946553
>Using a variety of wapons
2 at a time lads
>No cutscenes
Except every time you melee
>Single player and multiplayer modes
Focus is clearly on mp this time around opposed to the original wich was focused primarily in sigleplayer. Not a bad thing on it's own, but this is fucking Doom we are talking about.
>Fast
Smug_face.jpg
>Cutting-edge graphics
Doom graphics were revolutionary, there was nothing like it, theres no comparison
>>336947421
Yes, and? Why is that multiplayer only?
Why is the multiplayer slower than single player and not allow you to carry as many weapons as you want?
>>336947327
>Cracked are just talking out of they're ass.
Litterally nothing new
Thread over.
>>336946553
>doom
>cutting edge graphics for the day
Fucking Winston does it again
>>336946553
fixed that for you anon
>>336946553
>New doom
>Fast
TOP JEJ
>>336946553
>What does /v/ think about this article from cracked?
That everyone who writes for or works at cracked is a talentless piece of shit.
>>336946553
Holy fucking strawman. That's like saying all video games are identical because you play singleplayer and kill things.
>>336946553
I don't understand what the last point is trying to say.
>8/9 boxes
>0/10
Does this guy even know how to math?
>>336948141
You are the epitome of austism
>>336948141
Doom 2016 is plenty fast, what are you on about?
>>336946553
>it's a "I only watch, read, and listen to the critically acclaimed by popular critics and think i'm an educated critic" episode
Truly, pretentious.
>>336948853
>shoot enemy twice with super shotgun
>walk up and do a melee execution animation
>>336948853
>Doom 2016 is plenty fast
>>336948712
Why?
>>336949048
Forgo the melee execution, again, what are you on about?
>>336949048
>>336949116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfnhMX5kZ6E
Doom 4 is pretty fast if you know how to play it.
Has Cracked ever written an article that doesn't start with a number? Also I miss when they were a decent Mad Magazine clobe
>>336949251
Alrighty then.
>Shoot basic imp with super shotgun twice
>Forgo the melee execution, it's still alive
>>336949302
>first thing shown is doomguy getting animation locked from a fall
>melee attacks lock you in animation
>executions lock you in animation
>implying this is fast
>>336949548
Looks plenty fast to me.
Wasn't linking to Cracked autoban?
Why bother reading it, the author already assumes the worst of you
>>336946882
I was honestly expecting a "suck my nipples" post
>>336949302
fast like call of duty advanced warface, titanfall or destiny. NICE
>>336946553
>cracked
Should've put Brutal DOOM on the left instead
>>336948141
>faceless
But he's not. Moreover, he has a full spectrum of emotions displayed.
With his face, you see his agony and pain when he is injured, joy of getting health back, anger when getting shot. And you feel them with him.
>>336949116
>You most likely never played Doom
>Only watched videos of speed runners and professionals going sanic fast
>Implying if you didn't play it you wouldn't be going slow
I hate your generation. The only way to go fast was to walk diagonally, which most common players did not do/know.
Stop spouting meme crap and wait for the game to be released and playable.
>>336949248
Because you proved it wrong and he gets paid to shill.
>>336949302
>gun blocks 90% of the bottom right quarter
>>336950073
stop making our side worse with autism buddy
I can't wait to forget about this trash a month after release
>>336948936
>it's a "I only listen to /v/" episode
>>336950073
i dont get it
I never played Doom
Where do I start?
Payed article
>>336950168
This. Doom is really... methodical. While you do have fast speed, you can't just run into the room and kill everyone, as you would be easily overwhelmed. Especially in shit like Plutonia and TNT, where shitloads of chaingunners are on every corner, waiting to hitscan your ass.
>>336950687
Doom
>>336950687
With Doom
>>336950702
Explain!
SS3 was the only one who got it right while DOOM and Duke Nukem failed
Dunno about wolfenstein since i haven't played the latest one yet
>>336950168
How much of a retarded fucking faggot can you be, anon? Doomguy's strength and speed have been the subject of discussion for almost a decade on /v/ alone. Speedrunning was always popular among the Doom franchise since it's conception.
Your casualized meme D44M game will be dead and forgotten within six months, underage cunt.
>>336950168
>Most common players did not do/know
well maybe if you're a baby who didn't play deathmatch at any point in their life.
Also, the levels are meant to be replayed multiple times for best time, that's the whole point for the timer and par time.
>>336950687
Start with The Ultimate Doom, DOOM.wad
>>336950687
e1m1
>>336950892
I'm hoping SS4 is fun in case MOUNTAIN DEWM is shit
>>336946553
Other than Brutal doom I'm not much of a Doom fan. My brother is some kind of oldfag who barely plays games past 2002 or his pre aprroved games 4 life. Seeing as he plays Doom near daily He's gotten real excited for Doom 4 but refuses to get a modern console. Buying this game is going to be his birthday present for his 28th.
>>336946553
>no cutscenes distracting you
have they played another game?
Doom was never about being fast.
>>336946553
>faceless
>>336946553
This is an absolute 10/10, fuck nostalgia fags
>>336946553
Can this fucking pretentious cunt just DIE
>>336950687
>>336951338
>2$ have been deposited into your account -Cracked CEO
>>336946553
>THE SCREEN LITERALLY HAS THE PLAYER'S FACE AT THE BOTTOM
>FACELESS
10/10 I TOOK THE BAIT AND I'M FUCKING MAD
I hate these arguments. Its not the same. I'm a chef and I do this bullshit for a living.
I can take a chicken, cook it till it burns slightly, cut the shit out of it in retarded fucking ways and plate it with mashed up vegitables I didn't even cut i just broke them apart with my hands and mashed em up a bit and pour shitsauce all over it and serve it to you right?
Now I can cool a chicken to 160 internal, I can dice those vegitables, carve the chicken into 5 and then serve it with sauce on the side.
Its the same fucking thing ITS EXACTLY THE SAME but one is clearly fucking better than the other. Fuck you.
>>336951437
Sweet Jesus.
>because they have on the whole not really changed much in the last few decades. If you think E.T. for the Atari is any different from Overwatch, you're the wrongest wronger who ever wronged. If you haven't been keeping up, just imagine that every big band is Guns N' Roses and every big album coming out is a single of "November Rain." You can only shoot a guy in the face so many times, in so many countries, in so many time periods, and in so many dimensions while Slash plays a wicked guitar solo before shooting one guy in the face is just like shooting every other guy in the face.
Okay this asshole is trying to be both ironic and serious at the same time. What a humongous fucking tool.
>>336951589
I have literally zero clue what this picture is meant to convey.
>>336947072
yeah, doom never had brown. retard.
>>336951589
I... don't get that pic
>>336950798
Big AAA company pays a big time news Cracked to shill there game, because all of their money is put in to advertising and not game development.
Initial sales is all that producers care about.
>>336946553
>Cracked articles are worth reading
Nah m8. Nah.
>>336951693
>>336951725
Something something modern gaming culture something corporations something something
>>336946553
http://pastebin.com/Hcd2sfuc
Faggot
>>336951693
Hypocrisy of the artist.
>>336951778
this is the moment when we all start to think about our actions
>>336951693
>>336951725
Where the heck are you supposed to go to learn about different and more creative video games if all you've ever seen is what's on the shelves at Target? Most adults would rather dive into their new love of pig wrestling or Thai cooking than spend their free time researching all the interesting video games.
And honestly? The enthusiast media does a poor job of taking risks on championing truly unusual or oddball games. So there's a widespread feeling that what you see out there is all there is. But it isn't. Video games are not as stagnant as they seem at a glance, but they also aren't much better than that, either.
I don't get it either. Have some more shitty pictures from the article.
>>336951693
The idea, I believe, is that game shops have a bad habit of trying to push as much shit in the customer's face as possible. PREORDER THIS PREORDER THAT HERE'S SOME MARKETING BLURBS I HAD TO LEARN BY HEART PREORDER POINTS CARD etc.
Instead, a customer should be given exactly the information he wants, which makes him feel more welcome because he feels like his questions are actually being answered as opposed to the clerk just rattling off a series of bullet points neither of the two people understand in the first place.
Mind, I haven't been in a brick and mortar game store in fucking ages, so I'm just going off hearsay and what I believe that image wants to say.
>>336951589
>Look up Sleaford Mods
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFWF1DnZKM
>>336951890
>if all you've ever seen is what's on the shelves at Target?
Does the writer just not believe the internet exists?
>>336950892
First order has the look and feel of a modern shooter, but it lets you have fun and on the harder difficulties it's actually rewarding you by making the fights feel like you're accomplishing shit by doing power-slides while dual-wielding shotguns with bouncing ammo on the moon.
It's not as good as Return, but better than the reboot, well worth picking up on a sale or bargain deal.
Also, the soundtrack and world building is fucking sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4
>>336951890
I kind of like this picture, actually. It's actually quite short and to the point, for a fucking change for this fucking artist
>>336952091
It's still a shit image.
>>336951890
Holy shit, that pic actually decent.
>>336951821
Based
>>336951589
I kind of get this images point, but the coloring and title are confusing me.
Yes, right is obnoxious, but he seems nice. Left is a dickhead and I would litter in his store or blast some fucking ska in his face.
>no girlz allowed
you'd actually have a higher chance of seeing that in the left store
>>336952061
He starts out comparing video games to toys for babies I'm sure he doesn't spend much time on the internet.
>>336952243
Eh, it's not awful. I'll give the guy credit that he always tries to convey his ideas in unique ways, and I think it works for once.
>>336950892
New wolfensteins are pretty slow but tries to avoid most modern FPS concepts like regenerating health. Also I always though it was about killing weird Nazis doing weird science shit so they did that right in that regard
>>336946553
>>336952313
Jesus fucking christ can this fucking moron just FUCK OFF
>>336952313
The last image from this hack.
>>336952313
This image physically pains me.
>>336948853
Doom 2016 is fast for casuals that like to think they are fast but aren't. It's fine anon, not everyone likes fast games. There's lots of cover shooter games that exist for that market.
>>336949330
Photoplasty, most of thr Podcast, and many of thier videos are good. Aside from that it's ultra hit and miss.
>>336950892
>SS3 could have 50+ enemies on the screen and still look great, all while running on a toaster
fucking Croatian magic man
Is he the new Quentin?
>>336946553
It's just a fucker that fell for the "geek culture" in 3 of the topics and "videogames are art" in 1
Videogames aren't a place to make friends, is a place to go with your friends and videogames will never be high art, and never intended, especially the AAA big budget shit he used as a example
>>336952313
wow, this guy sounds like a tremendous faggot.
>>336951890
This is the only thing drawn by this artist that isn't complete and utter retardation.
>>336951589
>street fighter poster not showing ryu
>comparing a faceless cashier grunt of a soulless corporation who has to do the paid warranty song and dance to everyone or he'll get fired to the guy who owns his own niche store
>comparing vinyls, the cartridges of music media, to leading edge technology
>ignoring regular music stores pushing the latest mainstream shite on you pretty hard
There was a point but it was lost under all the false equivalence
>>336952684
Croteam is the #1 most trusted Game Company.
Only one fuckup (Serious Sam 2) and they learned their lesson
Seriously, there's hardly any threads about them and their games, what a fucking shame
>>336946553
>loot pinattas
>no powerups
>shit map design spawned by no powerups
>slightly faster than call of duty
>lesser demons all look exactly the same, no variety
>slow as fuck enemy projectiles
>no mod support
>brutal halo multiplayer
yeah nah fuck off.
>>336952313
>>336946553
>faceless marine
>there's a huge moving face in the hud
>>336952274
Thanks.
I did it for (You)
>>336952313
This is /lit/ levels of pretentiousness
Shit I forgot about this image.
>>336952309
>you'd actually have a higher chance of seeing that in the left store
Indeed, music stores like those tend to have loads of cheesecake and other lewdity plastered all over on posters, album covers, etc.
It's so disingenuous.
>>336947256
it still boosts their metrics
>>336952451
>health regen only up to 20 HP
Works really well actually
>>336947006
Did you watch the trailer at all? Clearly shows swapping between more than 2 weapons
Have you played single player yet? Okay then. Mp wasn't even that slow. It was paced perfectly for the gameplay and the map size.
You can turn cutscenes off..
That was easy, next fag please
>>336951437
>>336951000
What about the other Dooms?
Are they not good?
>>336951589
At least she should compare it with real music industry...say what you want but Assassins Creed isn't as repetitive yet than the actual batch of disney singers
>plebs dont know doom was supposed to be a horror game with atmosphere instead of the face paced shooter it turned into
>>336953172
>>336952313
These images are so far beyond retarded we've all lost brain cells by looking at them.
The collective IQ of this board is lowered by having the there.
>>336952624
>>336952313
why do people with a tiny bit of artistic skill think that suddenly makes their opinions super valuable
>>336951998
Sleaford Mods are hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vagfTO36LBk
>FUCK OFF
I still come to /v/ every now and again just to see what's going on. I quit coming here regularly about a year ago. The image in that OP is absolutely right. Playing video games beyond the age of 13 or 14 is just clinging onto the past. You want to know the reason why you hate all games coming out nowadays? It's because you've completely grown out of video games. Any games you like are just games from your childhood, it's why nintendo is so popular here.
Give up on video games. As a medium, it's pure trash. It'll never evolve any further intellectually than "but it was YOU that did that! Wow!". They are a total waste of time. Sell all your video games to try to recuperate a tiny fraction of the money you've wasted on them over the years.
>>336950073
What the fuck is this even saying
>>336953418
What an amazing argument.
>It may be fast paced, but it wasn't originally intended to be
That still mean's it's a fast pace game. Fuck off, retard.
>>336953418
Its soundtrack proves otherwise.
>>336953172
>Only 1 PoC
Triggered
Damn.
It's amazing how surprisingly easy is to trigger people nowadays, you don't even need to know your shit to do so!
>faceless
>literally has his face shown on the hud at all times, one of the most iconic parts of the game
>cracked
>that contrarian obnoxious faggot who I can tell just by his hand writing and style
>fails to mention: how slow it is, weapon limit, halo clone
>>336953478
This seems like a truly educated opinion.
>>336953582
>soundtracks are made before the game
pretty bad bait desu senpai
>>336948481
Read the article.he actually does say that
>>336953478
>evolve any further intellectually
Videogames aren't a intellectual pursuit, tehy are games, just simples problems for you to solve it, it's the same as calling the fucking crosswords a intellectual pursuit
>>336953632
What does "trigger" even means anyway?
>>336953735
>If you think E.T. for the Atari is any different from Overwatch, you're the wrongest wronger who ever wronged. If you haven't been keeping up, just imagine that every big band is Guns N' Roses and every big album coming out is a single of "November Rain." You can only shoot a guy in the face so many times, in so many countries, in so many time periods, and in so many dimensions while Slash plays a wicked guitar solo before shooting one guy in the face is just like shooting every other guy in the face.
>Look at the video game titles that make the most money and what's in them, and the correct framing of the video game industry isn't that it's forgotten to change -- it's that it doesn't want to. The video game industry is the South, sitting on the porch with a Confederate flag, sippin' sweet tea and not giving a good goddamn. And if you grew up playing video games, cursing out titles like Battletoads for being dirty, cheating pieces of garbage, and wonder why in hindsight nothing seems to interest you anymore, there are plenty of good reasons that isn't at all your fault -- and a few that are.
>Before reading on and concluding that I'm just some guy from the internet weighing in with a bunch of half-formed opinions formulated over a bottle of gin and hard boiled eggs for one in a dingy studio apartment: I'm an entertainment journalist who has spent countless hours over the last year and a half essentially giving the game industry therapy, having about 200 conversations so far on how and why video games are losing and frustrating people. These aren't only my opinions. They're also yours. I'm like the Lorax; I speak for the trees ... if the trees had spent the last few years honing their GTA skills.
>>336947579
>not allowed to be petty
Where does it end?
>>336948481
>>336951821
"If you think E.T. for the Atari is any different from Overwatch, you're the wrongest wronger who ever wronged."
He goes on to not explain this statement at all
>>336953812
Unironically used by a bunch of overly sensitive people to imply that they underwent a PTSD attack as a result of being exposed to the "Triggering content"
Ironically means that it made you very pissed off
>>336953172
>only the white guy gets killed
Racist much?
Imagine getting paid to deliberately annoy people.
>>336951998
sleaford mods rule you're wrong forever
>>336946798
this
>>336953812
It originally meant a stimuli that would cause you to experience a negative emotional breakdown. Like firing live rounds near veterans who watched childhood buddies get gunned down in front of them, or pulling a woman's hair when that's the first thing a rapist did to her before attacking her.
Thanks to 4chan and tumblr, trigger means "something that annoys me enough for me to yell at people about it"
i don't think lazy is what people are complaining about
its that a primarily PC franchise is being dumbed down so it works on console
>>336953812
Getting an emotional response out of someone using fluff.
So it's the new "troll" apparently, what we used to call it "flame" before that, I can only wait to see what we'll call it a few years down the road.It used to have a more deeper "serious" meaning somewhat related to PTSD, but just like the other terms, it got diluted.
>>336954041
>Imagine getting paid for posting on /v/
Livin' the fucking dream.
>>336949330
There was that eulogy to Dio that Brockway wrote. I miss Brockway.
>>336953887
>These aren't only my opinions. They're also yours.
How can someone with a working brain even think about writing down something like this, it's beyond pretentious. I don't even know what to say, it sounds like a fucking meme you ould see here.
>>336952624
>"Subsidizing your industry since forever"
And there it is. That's his entire bullshit argument.
>>336951437
This picture always triggers me, because there is no Grezzo 2 in that.
Fuck you.
>>336946553
Looks like Subnormality guy so why would I give a shit what he has to say
Adults spend $60 on video games, not children.
>>336952624
>casuals
>leveling dex
>>336949627
A turtle is pretty fast in the eyes of a snail.
>>336953887
Video games are losing people because they're becoming bloated and the two main factions of people trying to remake games in their own image are fucking gamegates and sjtumblrs.
>>336952624
>hurr if you're passionate about gaming you have nothing else going on in your life
I ain't even mad
>>336954143
The kafkatraps are evolving.
>>336954352
passionate is a dogmatic word
people just say enthusiast
>>336948030
For pacing? You can potentially die very quickly so there's no point in being able to carry all the weapons. I know you guys are pretty young and probably never played quake but it's obvious they're trying to duplicate arenas MP which was perfect
>>336946553
>Cracked
>>336948030
Because Multiplayer was handed to another dev company, and they are huge faggot.
>>336954396
implying anyone without an eenglish degree has read an ounce of kafka
>>336954414
the fuck do you want?
How is anyone autistic enough to actually want a pastebin?
>>336954537
i'm just telling you passionate is a word people use to undermine you
>>336954574
What people? Why should I give a fuck?
>>336951589
>Not liking Rush
What the fuck?
>>336947238
No, it's one of the biggest cancers killing the games industry.
>>336946553
Up until recently the game looked like it was slow garbage and the multiplayer beta didn't help. After the footage of that guy playing with KB + M for the 1080 presentation looked really fast I'm kind of hyped.
>>336954613
most people and because if you go anywhere ever you'll want to not be a gaping anus to be fucked
>>336952313
what's wrong with this image?
>>336949428
Lol don't give it a glancing shot then? I was wondering where all this "slow gameplay" bull shit was coming from. Should have known it was because kids are just bad at this game
>>336954673
maybe it's referring tobasedLimbaugh
>>336946553
At this point we all know Subnormality is a brainless hack who thinks being contrarian and having lots of words means he's right. I don't get how his opinions have flipped though. He went from "Spec ops the line is better than Apocalypse Now" to "games and gamers are all entitled manbabies", but I'll just go out on a limb and say this had to do with Gamergate
>>336954507
you don't need to be familiar with Kafka to make Kafka-traps senpai.
In fact familiarity with Kafka is what makes you know that Kafka-trapping is not something a well adjusted human aspires to.
>>336955023
gamergate is a surrogate
>>336946553
>comparing a map editor to actual mod tools
>>336952313
This guy's so fucking flip floppy. One minute he's praising video games the next he's saying their pointless toys for kids. This was the same asshole who said SpecOps: The Line was better than Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now.
>>336952313
Opinion immediately discarded. Seeing as all media is subjective, there is very little difference in the validity of whether or not video games are equal, lesser to, or even greater than movies or literature in convaying a story. The entirety of thr first 3 Silent Hill games is metaphor, regardless of how easy it is to understand that it IS metaphor.
>>336955023
The only thing I really don't get is why people that hate video games so much dedicate their lives to writing about, drawing about, and talking about video games.
>>336946553
>faceless marine
>faceless marine
>faceless marine
>faceless marine
>faceless marine
What makes me angry is that we're literally powerless against these assholes. They'll just keep doing their clickbait articles, spreading misinformation and wrong facts, and there's not a single goddamn thing we can do about it.
>>336955023
Its interesting how he went from dick sucking Spec Ops to this:
>>336952313
The meltdown must have been amazing
>>336946553
shilling intensifies
>>336955283
Fuck...
>>336955283
You could try not clicking on them.
>>336954701
All my friends and romantic partners knew, from fairly early on, that I'm passionate about gaming, and if they don't like that they're welcome to find another person to hang out with. I just plain don't give a shit about what will make people undermine me, I'm an interesting person and am passionate about many things.
>>336953478
Fuck off
>>336946553
>Cracked
>>336955483
Doesn't really change the fact that dogmatism exists but you're implicit care for others is noted.
>>336955446
Of course I don't click them. But I'm a single individual, I'm literally worthless.
>>336955139
The funny thing is that he fucked up by equating video games to colour blocks, seeing as those blocks are how babies literally learn about interaction, motor skiils, physical limitations, object permenance, vocabulary, cause and effect, and even mathematics.
>>336955536
so exactly the same?
>>336955023
>Spec ops the line is better than Apocalypse Now
>>336955536
>5 secret upsides of growing up with divorced parents
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
>Faceless Marine
>Doomguy's face is literally staring at you the entire fucking game in Doom 93
Didn't even need to look at the rest of the image.
>>336955624
and you're shitty namefaggotry is noted and filtered
>>336946553
>In the case of video games, this is harder to identify, because they have on the whole not really changed much in the last few decades.
>not really changed much
yeh opinion disregarded
>>336955446
Doesn't matter. We won't click and even if we do we won't be convinced. But think about all the clueless people out there.
>>336955764
i guess it's really me who has the metamorphosis!
Why is no on noting that there is a problem when something that came out in 1993 has the same material and content as something 23 years later.
>>336953418
>mfw Doom64
>that atmosphere
>no music, just sounds from the base and monster growls
It's tense and fun as fuck.
>>336952313
Let's add another column
BENEFITS:
>being told what someone else thinks
>see above
>see above
>get to build a wicked sick tower
>see above
>>336955637
Then you are worth 1.
>>336955536
Traffic must flow
>Ugly color selection
>Bits of hatching everywhere for no reason
>Ugly handwriting that makes blocks of text impossible to comfortably read
How the fuck do people even look at this person's art without wanting to die
>>336955536
Clickbait then, clickbait now. Still pure garbage.
>>336955738
I feel you, man.
>>336955985
Just because vidya as a medium allows for more open ended experiences doesn't mean that reading is closed off. Just because the words are the same doesn't mean that the interpretation and experience of reading it is the same
b8
>>336955536
Why are most of the feminist articles written by men? What do they get out of this?
>>336956146
Sounds like you don't have a tower.
>>336956173
woah
>>336955536
That's amazing editing on the right, sor.
>tfw Cracked used to be the ultimate source of toilet/bored at work reading before it went to such complete rubbish
>>336956195
>M-maybe if I metaphorically suck women's dicks they'll reward me with sex
Or something like that.
>>336952313
He's right about literature, but if you're in your 20s and you think listening to Kanye West or some other nigger is better than playing video games then top lel.
>>336956195
>>336956326
They changed their target audience. Contrary to popular beliefs, most publications, ESPECIALLY shitty clickbait ones, work based on what rolls in the most cash, not based on ideologies. Feminists are probably too dumb to install adblock too so that probably helps
>>336956085
Clickbait then
>5 funnies haha
>5 EPIC!
>8 animals doing wacky stuff
>7 ways to entertain a teenager
Clickbait now
>5 way women are raped
>5 ways feminism is the future
>8 kinds of men that need to fucking kill themselves
>7 ways to divorce a man and get alimony
>>336946553
>shit fov
>low tickrate console fps garbage
no thanks.
>>336946553
> cracked the poor man's mad magazine
>>336956371
>dissing Yeezy
Yeah, yeah. You're just jealous he's got the big house and the sports cars.
>>336956438
I guess the underlying question is, what caused this demographic change?
>>336956290
Its still there; they just hide it by calling it something different.
>>336956195
Male feminists are the type of men who could never get laid and kept getting bullied by alpha men. They had absolutely nothing that appealed to women. They realise they are in no position to compete to these men for women, so they turn to another strategy, sucking up. They think that by submitting themselves to women they'll get their attention. But, what really happens is that the women still are drawn to confident, attractive men while keeping the male feminists as friends.
>>336956523
>niggerbabble
I can almost feel my IQ declining.
>>336956534
Market research? No idea, maybe they just figured the feminist market is more profitable and is fairly mutually exclusive from the gaming market. I have no real clue, honestly
>>336953172
I'll be the first to admit, if a game opened exactly like this, I'd be pretty stoked to try playing it
>>336946553
>Cracked
It used to be a fun site, what happened to it, it has been shit for over 6 years now!
Is this the power of SJW pro bono fucks replacing actually talented people? Seanbaby does not even bother to create content.
>>336956673
it's the fault of eugenics and Geneva convention political asswipes that allow niggers to demonstrate mathematical prowess in our culture without first being screened for aids
>>336956673
i dont think it could dip much lower, dongus
>>336956673
Any game that's came out this year < The Life of Pablo
>>336956523
TLOP was shit, fuck p4k
Halo revolutionized the fps genre in a positive way and people would see that if they weren't so hung up on Doom and Quake.
>>336953478
>Videogames haven't changed at all,you just grew up!
Love this meme.
>>336956895
The likes of Kanye West would be incapable of even producing a single melody without help from Jewish producers who actually understand how to create music.
Back to /mu/ with you, nigger/negrophile.
>>336948141
>>336946553
>Faceless
You fucking miss one.
>>336956853
Cracked actually pays people to write articles, they advertise regularly. Most of their recruting comes from their forum and is the main source of all their bullshit "real life" articles.
>>336950000
HOW COME NO ONE WITNESSED THESE QUADS
>>336946696
This. It used to be a decent site for fun facts and dick jokes but over the past year and a half it's gone full libtard.
>mfw 2 articles about "rape" in the past week
Anyway I'm going to game until I'm an old man, much like I imagine I'll continue to enjoy music, reading, and cinema.
>>336957019
we must cleanse the heathen with proper thought and ideology
making haste to keep ourselves clean of aids and tawdry machinations against white jesus
this is why I hate blacks exactly, this foolproof and unbiased logic.
Fixed
>>336952624
>shitaku
How butt devastated will this guy be after shitaku closes?
