>GOTY about to be released tomorrow
>no thread on /v/
By tomorrow you mean in a few hours?
>>336946210
I dont live in shitposting land.
20 hours for me.
>>336946112
>no thread on /v/
Learn to use catalog, faggot
15 minutes to midnight in Sweden. Torrent when lads?
01_shitposting_commence
THIS IS MY THREAD NOW
Fuck Mass Effect 3's ending and its faggotry.
But Mass Effect was a pretty decent universe. I like seeing humans cuck aliens.
ok when is gmg sending out the codes? at midnight?
God Tier:
>Military Dictatorship
>Science Directorate
>Despotic Empire
>Military Republic
Average Tier:
>Despotic Hegemony
>Enlightened Monarchy
>Plutocratic Oligarchy
>Indirect Democracy
Absolute Shit tier:
>Divine Mandate
>Military Junta
>Theocratic Oligarchy
>Peaceful Bureaucracy
>Theocratic Republic
>Direct Democracy
>Moral Democracy
>>336947129
Would divine mandate be best if i were to make the imperium of man?
Trying to pin down their government type is difficult
Dude overwatch lmao lmao
Reminder not to buy Paradox games.
>>336947129
literally edgefedoracore: the list
>>336947652
How can jews be pacifist when they caused both world wars and their army is massacring outnumbered and outgunned palestinians like shooting fish in a barrel.
>>336947129
wow
>that list
>that "god tier" generic edgi as fuck stuff
>that pic
how many fedoras yo have Lad ?
>>336946112
Looks like shit tbqh
It's 01:20 AM where I live, is it going to be released anytime soon or should I just go to sleep?
>>336949793
>Intelligent
>Can't even maintain the Emperor's life support machine
I have exams in a week and just want something to play an hour of at the end of the day to unwind after studying, I always wanted to get into a game like this, especially space and sci-fi centered.
How hard is the learning curve really?
>>336949464
18:00 CEST on monday
get fuked
>>336949925
Working as the Omnissiah wills.
blorg friend meme, propagated by known manchild, bad posture, takes-everything-said-about-the-game-personally idiot Martin "Wiz" Anward needs to die
>>336950256
>tfw the Emperor will reincarnate into a new form and lead the Imperium of Man into a glorious new age
Can I make space great again?
>>336946210
There releasing it at 18:00 CEST
http://steamcommunity.com/app/281990/discussions/0/357285562487980826/
>>336947704
Theocratic oligarchy. Upgrade to transcendent oligarchy when you research advanced admin.
Should I go for Military Dictatorship so I can make a giant Brunhilde or Empire so I can make Iserlohn
Also can you choose the color of your ships?
nah i'll just wait for the inevitable base game + 9 add-ons + 40 skins/music/random shit pack for 7,50.
>>336949793
swap one of the negative traits for slavery and its perfect because servitors
Screenshot my comment - the game is going to be shit and we'll have many complaining threads.
>>336950107
It's supposed to be easier to learn than previous Paradox titles, also Paradox has got a lot better at interface design during the last few years. I wouldn't worry about it being too hard.
Anyone else going to play as conspiracy theory aliens for their first game? I'm planning on making the Annunaki
http://kaisersly.github.io/stellaris_race_maker/?version=1&name=%22Annunaki%22ðoses=4,13&government=4&traits=5,9,12,21
>>336950107
>play for an hour
I don't think you understand what you're getting yourself into.
>>336946112
PS4 release when?
I want to play this game already :( how many dota matches can I play until it releases?
I have crippling autism.
>>336950746
>we'll have many complaining threads.
People on /v/ complaining? What a bold prediction.
>>336947858
They are pacifists.
People they control are not?
>>336947858
A pacifist seeks alternative methods to fighting.
An idiot refuses to fight at all.
>>336951091
I have a friend with over 5000 hours in CK2. Step it up.
>>336951086
about 20
>>336946112
>Grand Strategy game
I just don't have the patience for them
>>336951352
A coward and submissive weakling would refuse to fight at all
>>336947721
>>336949257
>he thinks democracy works
>>336951091
>>336950508
had me rolling
thanks anon
>>336951091
I always do the same thing with every grand strategy game.
I start, get to a certain point, finish a certain objective, then lose interest and start a new game.
And the cycle repeats.
>>336951614
Mother of God. Are you okay?
>My laptop probably won't be able to run it
I like Nobunaga's Ambition will I like this game?
Will it let me be Yang the magician?
>>336951764
http://www.game-debate.com/games/index.php?g_id=23339&game=Stellaris
Mine is even bellow minimal requirements
Still preordered
reminder: slavery is broken at launch. slaves can't rebel. so all you memesters are going to be playing the game on easy mode with slavery. I laugh at you.
>>336952032
>>336951713
That was around 6 months ago.
This is now.
No I'm not okay, if I was okay I wouldn't be playing these games so much.
>>336952032
>Mine is even bellow minimal requirements
>Still preordered
Are you me?
We Warframe now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnSGz8vW0U
Is this game like Civilization? or?
Stand back barbarian shits.
I know it's bad form to shill for another game, but this looks exactly like Distant Worlds, just a lot more polished graphics wise. They both have practically the same features.
Didn't stop me from preordering Stellaris though. Can't have enough 4x games.
human or weird space creature?
Why are none of you making the IoM?
Hey all, I recently bought Galactic Civilizations 3 and dont like it much because the AI seems to just do everything better and faster. The point of the game seems to just be expand as rapidly as you fucking can if you want to stand a chance.
Is this game different from that? What's it like? It looks incredibly expansive so im just wondering what the core gameplay is. I'm interested in a space game like Gal Civ but just couldn't get into that one much.
>>336952032
>>336952248
I was worried because of my piece of shit graphics card.
>>336952871
Wat? GC3 AI is shit compared to GC2. I don't understand how you're finding it hard at all.
They have no idea how to manage resources or build on planets.
Spiritual militant xenophobes or go home.
>>336946112
Literally never seen or heard of it before.
What's it about?
>>336953090
Maybe because im just not good. Thats what keeps happening to me and I have to restart after about three hours when im hopelessly fucked.
>>336953004
Well, take solace in the fact that at least yours isn't as shit as mine: >>336952248
>>336953169
All you need to remember is to buy a few colony ships at the start and aggressively scout out good planets and colonize them. Oh, and the good/pragmatist trees are infinitely better than the evil one - but if you know how to play you should be maxing out all 3.
>>336946112
Space shit have grown on me now while i'm getting older but this seems to in depth for me to even bother. Please convince me anons.
>>336953168
http://www.pcgamesn.com/stellaris/stellaris-multiplayer-a-story-of-space-turkeys-betrayal-and-murdering-kittens
>>336952691
>>336952312
>only two hundred hours in Victoria 2
Enjoy your incest simulator, I guess
>>336947652
>>336949793
>>336950508
>>336952446
>>336952691
What's the site for these?
Does anyone see themselves forming/joining a federation? Seems everyone is extremely confident that they can just walk all over the rest of the galaxy screaming DEUS VULT.
>>336953370
http://stellarisspeciesgen.com/
>>336952032
uhh...
>>336953370
Stellarisspeciesgen.com
>>336952498
From what I've seen it starts off like a civ/4x game, but turns into something resembling Grand Strategy as you go through mid-late game.
Currently watching a stream where a guy is playing space hippie sloths, and using genetic modification to modify some sloths to prefer different planet types, which allows him to colonize almost every planet very easily.
>>336953370
http://www.edwin-lai.com/stellaris-species-generator
>1/6th of the entire race list is birds
MY TIME IS NOW
17 hours lads
>>336946112
I don't even play gs or 4x and I want this game anyway.
>>336953412
This is a paradox game, so why do you find the scenario of the player facerolling everyone else so unlikely?
>>336950508
Kek
>>336953581
My bird people.
>>336953614
>assuming control of this form.jpg
>>336953626
9/10 players savescum
>>336946639
let me see those logh empires...
>>336953471
Just buy a cheapish desktop with a decent board, and a good graphics card separately. Shouldn't cost more than 200 bucks.
How do you guys set your steam up to see your most played games?
I will make the galaxy fall to depravity!
Is the multiplayer good?
>>336952498
It's a real time 4x/grand strategy game. The start will be kind of like Civilization as you colonize planets, but once all the Empires get set up and there's no more free planets for the taking it will become grand strategy in space, with diplomacy and war taking center stage.
>>336953750
mine here
is there a "morals are non existent, and we must make science" sort of trans humanistic role? is that fanatic materialist?
>>336953929
Apparently its their most stable multiplayer yet
>>336953175
I'm on my old PC right now and I think it's shittier.
Core 2 Duo E8500
Radeon HD4650
Won't wait and gonna try it out on it.
>>336954003
Collectivist/Materialist, yeah. Be wary of transhumanism, though. You might wind up with post-human insurgencies.
>>336953949
Fuckin love that series
Was it called the deepwoods trilogy or something?
Might re read
>>336954003
Materialist with the Despotic Hegemony government is what you're looking for
>>336946112
It will be a game ruined by the "multiplayer balance focus", just like EUIV.
Are they going to make this one easier to comprehend than say Crusader Kings.
Because I like the idea of conquering the universe but I just get bored reading a ton of stats.
>>336954089
Yeah it's the edge chronicles, awesome that someone got the reference haha. It's based straight from those books I read as a kid
>>336953291
Give me the tl;dr, the link makes it sound like a meme game.
>>336954003
Yeah. Fanatic Materialism is pure rationality and science conquer all. All other considerations secondary.
>>336954173
Get out.
>>336946112
Cuphead is the GOTY.
>>336954196
I really like it, i might still have a few lying about.
Have fun conquering the galaxy man
>>336954269
>Release Date: NEVER EVER
I know it's become meme tier to want xenophobic military empire but I still am going to play it
>>336954173
>easier to comprehend than say Crusader Kings
>I just get bored reading a ton of stats
>>336954173
Bad bait.
>>336954395
>xenophobic military empire
>meme tier
probably the most popular, but still the coolest
>>336954173
>easier to comprehend than CKII
CKII is pretty fukken easy, mate
If you have problems with it you might need to get checked for retardation
>>336954173
You need to leave anon and leave your autist badge at the desk on the way out
>>336954395
People have called literally every single ethos combination "meme tier" at least once in these threads.
>>336954395
it's popular because it's fun to play a warmongering asshole
>>336954210
Yeah well you can thank the goofy fucks playing the game multiplayer for that. It's Europa Universalis in Space. That's the shortest way I can put it, but if you don't know what EU is then I'll try to keep it short.
>Space Empire Building
>Create species with certain kinds of ethics/government
>Start out with a planet and try to conquer the galaxy
>Be super xenophobic and purge the alien or go full Star Trek federation
>Research new technology, outfit ships in your fleet, meet new aliens and then kill them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sN6LQykAdM
>>336954323
you too pal
>>336954460
Theocratic Oligarchy is the coolest, kiddo
SEIG MEIN KAISER
SEIG NEUE REICH
>>336953891
Divine mandate senpaitachi
>all these autists thinking about their first super spechsul space empire
>im just going to be blatant nazis in space
feelsgoodman
>stellaris tomorrow
>hoi4 in a month
it's a good month for autism
>>336954603
God damn, I love this mod. I hope someone makes one for this game.
>9AM PST
>>336953286
This actually looks like it would be pretty fun
>>336954173
>dur can they dumb down a game so i can play it????
learn nigga.
>>336954723
That's a lot of interrogation marks for a single anime girl.
>>336954842
Something tells me you don't like sweden
>>336954173
>Crusader Kings
>hard to comprehend
Shit nigger CK is the easiest GSG.
>>336950332
Wiz "Straits" Anward
>>336946523
>>336946747
>Blorg
>worst thing to happen to the game has already happened
>>336954842
This doesn't even make sense. If Sweden's men are cucks, wouldn't their women breed with non cucks to the point cucks would stop existing in a generation or so?
>>336953267
This is good advice, im gonna be playing later today and i'll try this
>>336946747
>>336946523
>>336954914
>was gonna use this race because it looks super great
>it's already a meme race
>>336954898
Yeh the most difficult thing about ck2 is deciding which of your family to fuck first, or how youre going to kill your retarded, inbred first born
>>336955021
>it looks super great
It looks like a pulsating moss-covered turd.
>>336950332
What? Of course they made a meme empire. It's easiest to advertise and RP. What did he do wrong besides flair your autism with a promotional playthrough?
>>336955070
It has a great alien look.
And it's not just another humanoid or even furry race.
>>336955021
I feel the same way, it's one of the few completely alien looking races that's now forever ruined by meme status.
>>336954914
fucking end it
Will anyone above the age of 12 years play xenophobic militarists?
SEIG MEIN KAISER
SEIG KAISER REINHARD
>>336955424
Go back to jerking off to green alien women, Kirk.
i'm going to play a xenophobic race of humans called Trumps.
obviously.
>>336954159
Nobody forces you to install patches you don't like.
How'd I do?
>>336955424
I will
>>336955514
Kiddo seems triggered.
This bourd is 18+ tho.
>>336955546
>Don't install new patches.
>Can't enjoy the new DLC and content.
>Can't play multiplayer.
>Can't use mods.
Good plan.
>good looking cover
>look it up
>it's a garbage strategy game
ew
>>336955424
So what are you going to play as cunt?
>people who chose human empire
Help me flesh out my Dune empire after Paul became the emperor and the jihad's happening.
>>336946112
>PC exclusives
>Anyone cares
>>336955713
Militaristic xenophiles.
Roman Empire incoming.
>>336955713
>>336955701
>complains about multiplayer balance killing the game
>want to play unbalanced multiplayer
Why?
>>336947652
Ayyyyy
>>336955809
Shit thats actually a good idea
Mind if i steal it freindarino
>>336955683
Oh I get it, you're even worse than a Kirkfag. You're a Picardfag. Go make your Xenophile Federation of Faggots.
I'm glad this is coming out, galciv3 was such a let down.
>>336952871
The later part of the game is more grand strategy than 4x, which allows smaller civilizations to survive and even prosper. Even if you lose a war you're unlikely to lose more than a few systems or be vassalized, and you can form a federation with other other civilizations to deal with larger threats.
I'm just waiting for the day 1 you can make the shit that these fallen empires have mods.
I would really love to makethe flood/tyranid/zergss
>>336955824
>buying GS games because of the multiplayer.
>Thinking multiplayer focuses are a good thing.
It's your first day on /v/ or what?
What traits would you use for The Imperium of man?
>>336955809
I was actually thinking of making spiritualist xenophiles, as long as you worship Jesus you can live.
>>336955617
The spice must flow...
>>336955967
Not him but sisko is more based than them both
>>336954993
all the swedish women are fucking refugees and swedish men are turning into swedish women
>>336955975
Why? are they fixing it?
Haven't bothered with it yet.
>>336955975
was it really? That's a shame
>>336956074
Fanatical militant, spiritual, theocratic oligarchy.
Can you guys post some well known fictional civs? I want to populate my first game with them
>>336956074
Militaristic, xenophobes and also maybe spiritualist.
Fast breeders
Slow learners
After that idk
>>336955967
What's wrong with sexually identifying with Captain Kirk? Star Trek TOS is the only great serialized scifi in television history.
I can't wait for animu civs, hentai hijinks.
>>336956313
industrious
>>336956309
Imperium of man
The empire (star wars)
The republic (star wars)
Eldar
Orks
>mfw the reason i make my empire is because my best friend died and i promised him i'd seize the universe
Can only one endgame event happen per game or can you trigger multiple ones in each playthrough? Like can you have the Unbidden warp in and attack as you're fighting an AI rebellion?
>>336956309
Zentradi
>>336954718
>AVIAN RACE
>SPACE-COCKS
>>336956562
Yes, but unlikely.
Actually simultaneous might be impossible, unspecified.
>>336956074
>>336953286
Capitalism can never be defeated, only delayed.
>>336955770
>>336955617
>>336954842
How do i into making one of this?
>>336956693
Finally
How did it take this long
Good job man
>>336956447
>(star wars)
Do you really have to add that? When someone says The Empire, how can you think of anything but Star Wars?
We're busy playing the actual GOTY.
>>336956796
Read the thread.
>>336956783
There's a disturbing lack of sexy races. Why? I want to be an empire of beauty.
R8
>>336954441
I'd say it was some pretty good bait, actually.
He got plenty of replies.
>>336956392
the dream is real
Is Militaristic Xenophobes becoming the normy standard here?
Seems like 95% of all kiddos do it.
It's like in that soccer mmo where all the bad players where named messy.
>>336956863
Please dont bully me
>>336956942
Profitable/10
>>336956309
You can't, AI will not play created nations at release.
>>336956482
If only Kircheis were alive
>>336956863
ottoman empire
>>336956649
Fuck yes
>>336956969
it's 40k rubbing off
people will eventually try everything, at somepoint im going full Austria and diploannexing the entire galaxy
>>336957137
shut up, yes it will
Why there's no pre-load you faggot shits
>>336957137
They can though, you can even lock custom made factions to force them to appear in your game.
So is this going to be like EU?
>>336957301
>needing a preload for a <10GB game
What's it like living in a fifth world country?
>>336956969
Going for tech/expansion to try to quickly become an advanced economic powerhouse, but we'll see how well that goes
>>336957385
EU meets Civilization in space.
Time to crank R&D for outpacing other xenoscums
>>336957301
Paradox said they won't do preloads for games under 10 gigs, and Stellaris will apparently be around 2 with compression.
>>336957385
Yes, after the initial colonization period, it's basically EUIV in space.
>>336957431
That sounds pretty fun. I had a hard time getting into EU though. Well I guess Steam has refunds now for a reason.
>>336956365
beautiful
>>336947858
spotted the Antisemit
go away /pol/
>>336957554
>I had a hard time getting into EU though
Are you retarded?
>>336957562
REINHARDO-SAMAAAA
>>336956138
HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!
>>336957659
I mean I had a hard time sticking with it after I started.
Reptilian or Avian? I wanna make a nation that is almost trans-humanist but not necessary militant or Xenophobic. I wanna uplift everything I find but still rule over them.
>>336957662
Nice Nice...
Xenophilic Military Dictatorship all the way baby
>>336957397
>implying I'm some anglo cuck with shit internet
I want to feel this game on my HDD right fucking now.
>>336957662
SIEG KAISER REINHARD-O
HOFF KAISERIN HILDEGARD (guy who wrote this last line deserves to be shot)
>>336957723
Oh, that's understandable. It's shallow as fuck.
>>336957662
Wouldn't it be more of an Enlightened Monarchy?
>>336954173
Crusader kings is easy as fuck. The only way you can fail is if you lack foresight or misunderstood the traits system.
>MFW
http://www.rg-mechanics-games.com/stellaris-download-full-game-cracked-rg-mechanics/
This seems safe
Hard to decide between a Direct Democracy that's Fanatic Individualist (what the PC is supposed to be) or a Plutocratic Oligarchy that's Fanatic Materialist (how the PC is portrayed).
>>336957891
Someone, please make a super space nazi with a super research
How long until the game is out boys?How long until i can pirate it?
>>336956447
>Ork
Posting it in this alive thread.
I'm making an ork portrait, will make several variations with meks , shoulders, power claws.. also animation
>>336954517
not him but i was able to understand EU3 thanks to infographics i saw posted here, but when i played CK2 i could not for the life of me work out what i was doing wrong or where i could expand. in fact my game quickly become me fast forwarding just to get the next pop-up, waiting for kids to be born/grow up etc. i really need some infographics on ck2 if i'm ever gonna play it again
>>336958154
Games out now
>>336958154
16 hours till it's out
>>336958173
Needs armor, but otherwise it's great.
>>336958140
>>336958424
Yeah I'm making the base skin to make variations with clothes later on
>>336955424
Yeah, everyone is already playing them in real life, called humans.
So what's going to make this better than Endless Space?