MELEE THREAD
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Where were you when Melee was saved?
JUST
FATTEN
MY
SHIT
UP
>no leffen
>>336938469
Mango sold out by spamming lasers fucking pussy.
Wizzy did good today.
Is there any doubt now as to who is the best Captain Falcon?
>>336938469
In my room watching Melee.
Dance thread
This pretty much settled it, HBox will never be Armada's level. He'll lose to people like Mango and never be #1.
>THE CITY OF HBOX
>>336938469
Playing Smash 4, a better game that doesn't rely on cheap glitching to be played.
>>336938702
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
>>336938469
It was never safe to begin with
>glitches up the ass, granted some of them are interesting
>dog shit textures
>rushed ass hell
>all those clones
>blur and d1 calling it one of the best top 8's ever
What the fuck did we watch the same tournament?
>>336938469
When's Melee HD, Nintendo?
People want this. The whole entire eSport venue at Dreamhack was looking at it.
Come the fuck on, Nintendo.
i can't imagine blur talking to teenagers going well
>>336938661
would have got knocked out by duck anyway
>>336938689
how far did he place?
was he autistic?
young wizzy
>>336938832
4th
>Wizzrobe
literally looks like an American Teenage Girl.
>>336938702
>>336938762
They're getting paid for this, of course they're going to call it "the best". Watch them say the same at CEO and EVO.
It's 2016 and mang0 spams lasers. He's hungry for those wins after losing so much. What a buster
HBOX FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH KEK
>>336938840
nah, he's just home-schooled
>>336938762
it was one of the best top 8s of the year for sure
reminder most of them have been shit (Pound was shit, EGLX was shit, etc).
only ones better were Genesis and Battle of the Five GOds
>>336938901
You have to play like cancer to beat cancer. Winning is winning friend, it doesn't matter how he won.
>>336938661
He would get blown out by a wild samus
again
>Mango popping off
Embarrassing.
Absolutely embarrassing.
Hbox is still the better player, this guy wins literally once and he thinks he's hot shit.
Hbox had a bad tournament, if he was on form this simply wouldn't have happened, and even on poor form it was close.
Ah, what a beautiful day to be browsing /v/! I wonder what wondrous NEW games of the FIGHTING genre the MATURE OVER 18 posters are talking about today.
>See this thread
brb uninstalling system32
I don't know who I hate more, Mang0 or his dick riding fans
>All these pro players who can moonwalk at free will
>I can't even make more then 2 of those with link
>>336938702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
This shit is the American football of Esports.
So fucking hype, but the little girls who watch soccer (LoL equivalent) will call it shit and FGC (hockey) is split with living aside and hating it.
>>336939043
glorious winslowposter returns
>>336939034
"Look mom. I posted it again."
>all of these hbox fan falseflaggers
>all of the mang0 fans actually replying to them
Good shit from Mango though, those max percentage frame-perfect uthrow uairs were crazy. Still can't believe he got that one at 110% on Dreamland, he definitely practiced.
>>336938661
>>336939034
>>336938974
Hbox is known for cringy popoffs.
>Hbox """"""Fans"""""""
>>336939057
These are players are don't really care about, I'm just sad M2K lost
>>336939057
I know what I hate more, those fucking ribbons.
>>336938779
I don't really.
What would it even have beyond aesthetic boosts?
when was the last time has mang0 has
a) finished 1st at a tournament hbox was at
b) beat him in said tournament
i feel like it's literally been years
>>336939159
Ribbons is cute! also, she did nothing wrong
Im betting when Mang0 gets interviewed hes gonna say he won because of his "new playstyle" when its generic laser camp shit.
>>336939000
He said last tourney that he'd rather be himself than win. Guess he really wanted that win
>>336939157
Melee ain't back until grand finals are M2k/PPMD in an incredibly stacked tourney
>Mango and Armada proving they can still beat Hbox
>M2K playing better
>Leffen has a temp visa
>PP will be back at some point
>Melee is gonna be interesting again
>the same autowin character takes yet another tournament
>just like every other tournament
>MELEE IS SAVED
fox is the BBC of melee and yet tourneyfags refuse to believe it
>>336939274
nah, he still laser-camped way less than m2k and still won.
>>336939236
Not needing an old-ass TV.
>mfw a disgusting hboxfaggot sleeps on the kid near me
>>336939241
He beat Hbox 3-0 in Bo5G before losing the bracket reset.
>>336939302
evo is gonna be so good and not disappointing
>>336939236
Melee HD or just a Smash that plays like Melee is all I need.
I really want this gameplay to continue for years it's so hype.
Either rebalance, boos aesthetics, online, something.
>>336939349
oh yeah i know i'm just saying it's been ages where he's beaten hungrybox to win a tourney.
>>336939302
PP is my favorite man, but I don't see him ever really coming back to full form. Too distracted by thoughts of his Ex taking like 5 black dicks at once. Shit would suck when you're about to land a Ken combo then suddenly you think of some shit like that. Boom. You're on tilt.
>>336939342
>UGGGNG
>>336939000
Agreed that it doesn't matter how you win.
Mango should take that to heart, because his 2013-2014 reign relied entirely on camping Armada out.
>>336939385
Your best shot is waiting for Sm4sh modders to do that in a couple years.
>>336939241
Paragon LA but in that tourney Hbox never played Mang0.
>>336939385
>online
Netplay exists
>balance
NO
>boost aesthetics
You can get texture packs and model enhancers for Dolphin.
Melee is perfect, don't even dare to mutter the word rebalance. If that gets touched, then it's not melee anymore.
There's a reason why NOBODY gives a shit about SD remix.
>>336939539
It won't get up to speed like how PM did.
PM died and it had a tournament scene.
Smash 4 modding won't make another PM and I guarantee there won't be a scene for that again.
>>336939569
Hikari is the fucking cutest
She's perfect
>>336939130
>>336939130
Why is Leffen so Uggo?
>>336939569
netplay is shit
THE CITY OF REDDIT AHAHAHAHA
>>336939569
>Melee is perfect
Meleefans are truly deluded
>>336939661
half swedish, half korean
>>336939569
I just want anything. CRTVs wouldn't be a thing anymore. I do netplay, but the netcode is dodgy.
>Hikari
I like u
>if this continues we'll go back to Armada vs mang0 GFs
Feels good
I hate Sweden. Every time I go to some club or whatever where they have Melee, half the players are fucking wavedashing shinesparking furfags. Can't have a regular match ever.
>>336939769
It's more stable than anything Nintendo has ever done with its online, except maybe MH3U.
Smash 4 is peer to peer as well, and it sucks.
>>336939267I actually don't dislike any Hibikek.
>>336939569
PAL version is the balanced version
>>336939832
So it'd be Armada winning all those tourneys then
>Mango finally beating Hbox again
>Hax$ might be back in a month
>Wizzy taking Captain Falcon to top 4
I love this script
>>336939637
You're not following the conversation.
Melee as a lot of issues, but you can't change the game.
>>336939898
And it's OK to play PAL because its official.
he's back boyz
>>336939986
Don't forget Leffen getting a short time Visa for Evo and Ceo
>>336939986
>hax relevant
people only care about top 8 in tourneys
>>336939986
Is there a bigger mango dickrider than Bobby Scar Newman?
>GimR runs a great tourney yet again
the low-key MVP of the weekend
;_; this is a sad interview
THE SCRIPT IS CHANGING
>Puff spree no more
>Leffen has a temporary visa
>Mang0 is back
>Wizzrobe proves Falcon can place higher again
>Hax has his hands fixed
>PPMD will be back
So hyped this summer
>>336940165
Fuck off it was like 25 fps
Poor Blur lol
mew2king too sad
I want to fuck wizzrobe
>>336940156
he literally got top 3 at Pound WITH his hand problems
>>336940159
Arian "CrimsonBlur" Fathieh
oh my god mew2king
this is funny and sad
Mew2King is interviewing now and SERIOUSLY seems like he's about to kill himself.
>>336940175
>PPMD
>good
lol
>>336939569
Objetively best waifu, and I was not even into this waifu thing until I rewatched Digimon
>people hate me
;___;
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE BLUR THE INTERVIEW ROLE INSTEAD OF D1.
>>336940159
No. Toph, Blur, Lovage, and Silentwolf are tied for 2nd, though.
i feel so bad for blur right now
>>336940315
This is really painful to watch.
Someone help Jason please he might seriously do it this time.
>MVG EMP P4K COG LOL POOR SAD | M2K
I love you M2K
Holy shit Jason
JASON
I LITERALLY LOVE YOU AND WOULD LET YOU JIZZ INSIDE MY VAGINA FOREVER
WHAT THE FUCK DON'T BE SAD
Oh god this is painful.
This is some serious autism.
>>336939986
Why does everyone suck hax$'s dick. He can't even beat mango's Marth. What a joke.
>it's a shrink episode
>>336940648
Seems more like depression
>>336940624
Please approach him at a tourney and cheer him up.
I love M2K too much to see him this sad
>>336940624
What a sloot
>>336939569
Fucking this. Netplay babies want their lowtiers to be good, and they don't care if they break the game by doing it.
Remove Netplay babies.
Remove PM.
This interview is way too real for me right now
BibleThump: the interview: the story
Written by m2k
>>336940624
his dick is broken
SOMEONE HUG M2K RIGHT NOW
Water is good, kids
is he really gonna off himself bros?
that would be the first time i ever cried over e-sports
>>336940648
>>336940678
He has both unfortunately.
I want to hug Jason. I want to protect his smile.
Poor Blur is trying his best.
>literally M2K right now
It's getting harder every day
>>336940520
>>336940805
Yeah Jesus Christ Blur is carrying this
>>336940753
thats PP
mew2king has a fat cock and gets pussy left and right
what went wrong
>M2K
When is he finally killing himself?
i can't imagine how it must be to be blur right now
holy balls this is depressing
How about you actually try something instead of just whine about it you gigantic baby?
;_;
>>336940683
I tried talking to him but we are both kinda awkward and didn't feel like my words really mattered to him. Couldn't go to DH but I can't stand seeing him like this.
>yfw m2k found hanging in his hotel room tomorrow morning
He'll be fine.
>>336939857
I go to Melee tournament in Sweden
>Highest ranked player is 34th in Sweden and is a Fox main
>Falcon Main is 2nd in region
>TO is a Puff main and is ranked third in region
>Fox/Falco main is 4th
>An up and coming japanese exchange student playing Peach is 5th in region
>Luigi mains are 6th and 10th.
>7th is a Samus
>8th is a Sheik/IC main
>9th is a Peach/Marth
What kinda smash club do you go to?
Also, the most used character by players below 10th is Marth by a longshot.
>>336940908
b-but it's literally impossible to do anything with depression!
>>336939569
>mfw COD4 Remastered will be a huge success
>mfw Nintendo will catch on and remaster melee
>mfw they will both be balanced
>>336940860
playing more smash 4 than melee
stage freight / nerves after over 13 years
playing 3 different characters every tourney
It hurts. The sad part is that I get the feeling even a major tourney win wouldn't snap him out of it.
>>336939489
wut
>>336940753
This. He has a botched circumcision or something iirc. You can't really blame him for being the way he is
>>336940889
I've never felt bad for both ends of an interview until now.
>I learned about food like last week
>>336940941
I will be legitimately sad
>>336940908
>telling the depressed guy with aspergers to just be better
Blur is trying
M2K: ok
>>336940663
...He literally beat it the only time he faced it this year.
poor blur
>Interviewing Sad2K
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!?!?
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SOME DEPRESSING SHIT!
>>336941010
>it's the jews fault
every time
>>336940941
I'd be devastated. I legit love Jason as a player and as a person. He's responsible for the hypest sets in Melee, Brawl and even PM.
The world would not be the same without him.
He doesn't have a job and/or support himself financially, there's no wonder he's so fucked mentally.
>>336941027
Hes serious. He literally learned about eating healthy within the last 2 months.
Go take a picture Jason
>>336940960
>>336940908
>just do something about it you retard
Are you Mew2King? No, so fuck off, you don't know what's going on in his head.
This IS his (rather autistic) cry for help, and hopefully from here on out will put him on the path to becoming better.
this is brutal
the m2k picture will be a new meme calling it
Did you SEE those PITS. Jesus H Christ Blur was under some emotional duress there
can't wait for the dank melee hell memes that are gonna pop up
Blur did his best.
Can m2k UNJUST himself or is it too late?
GimR literally masturbating on stream again
>>336941183
i dont know if i could play the game anymore
>>336941197
Doesn't surprise me. I have a friend with Asperger's who says similar things all the time.
>>336940286
wording this mi familia
I'm legit concerned for Jason right now.We should make him a card.
That interview was H E A V Y.
>>336938715
>first loss to mango in like a year
>LMAO HBOX CAN NEVER BE THE BEST
Sick meme, nationfag
>>336941276
>tfw autistic
>tfw had depression
>tfw trying to end it was the kick I needed to get on track
He's gonna make it. so long as he doesn't kill himself too well. Autism makes it nigh on impossible to get out of the depressive rut, it always spirals down to suicide.
t. autist
GimR barely gets any sleep and still provides crispy 1080p streams with literally NO down-time. (at least this tourney)
Compare that to the fat-ass who does Clahs Tournaments lel
Who /peach main/ here?
>GIMR interrupting the interviews and attentionwhoring
I fucking hate this man.
>>336941519
He's literally buying time while they take pictures senpai
>>336941442
>We should make him a card.
That's a good idea.
>>336941276
m2k is extremely stubborn and refuses to actually do something about his life. He will never go to the doctor and he's been crying for help for years now. Suck my dick faggot. Jason will always whine about stuff on Twitter instead of running, eating healthy or seek mental help. This nigger will never change
>>336941365
>>336941010
holy fuck you weren't kidding
http://pastebin.com/bPffjcTV
ctrl-f "circumcision" to get there
>>336941490
GimR is the spooky of smash.
>>336941141
mang0 gave the last game away for free. he was fucking around the entire set because he was trying to get hax to play falcon
GimR smoking weed in between breaks
>>336938643
Still one of the most normal looking Melee players.
>>336941442
can we have a hug m2k day next tournament
>>336941490
>crispy 1080p
the framerate on the gamefeed was a silky smooth 15 FPS. Actually hurt my eyes a little to watch the gameplay.
>>336941442
>We should make him a card.
Thirding this.
>>336941490
Yeah he does a pretty good job all things considered. I still feel bad because I drunkenly yelled something at him at a hotel during a convention once.
>>336941442
I'd be down for that, but you know it wouldn't work well.
>>336941641
Reminds me of this
our guy Hbox humble as fuck.
>>336941632
>>336941442
To be honest, I'd be down to it. An Internet message can be archived and never be seen again, but a big physicall card can linger much longer and show much more.
>all these tr4sh kiddies on damage control cause their game has been completely knocked out of relevancy and overshadowed by the older more competitive version
>>336941442
If /v/ doesn't mess it up, sure, why not.
>>336941820
hbox is not our guy, sorry about the confusion
>>336941442
Do it anon
>>336941647
>Mitosis to grow/clone skin cells by stretching it (his dick). I usually do it 10 min after i wake up and 10 min after showers and in showers. This is what is causing my finger problems.
Jesus Christ
>>336941820
Not our guy, man.
When do they start playing games?
>>336941670
No dumbass, Hax even said it was because Mango saw Hax doing bad against The Moon so he picked it out as a legitimate counterpick. Mango doesn't do that shit anymore, he's past his days of giving away games/sets because he knows he can bring it back through losers.
>>336941647
Why were these released exactly?
>>336941820
>crying meme twink man
>has a successful life outside of video games
>hated by everyone but his autistic fans
>"our guy"
alright champ
![Ch9lxPyVIAApQ99[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fxWsvlE.jpg "Ch9lxPyVIAApQ99[1].jpg")
>>336941501
Here.
Fuck Marth.
>>336942016
>implying this is a real log
>>336942030
lol wizzy
>>336942030
Wizzy lookin smug as fuck
>>336942030
god this hurts
>>336941647
JUST
>>336942030
>mango: lol
>hbox: lol
>Wizzy: can I go yet
>m2k: kill me
>>336941442
I want to show my love for m2k but everytime we make a card we look back at it in shame.
Are we sure this is a good idea?
>>336942030
>>336939769
Netplay is only shit when you play people too outside your region, otherwise it's as close to lagless online melee you can get.
Sucks if you live somewhere where smash isn't popular and the best game you can get are all high ping.
>>336941647
how can we sexually pleasure him lads?
>>336942167
pretty much
>>336942106
?????
Why does this exist? Who would waste their time typing this?
>>336942030
wizzy's face looks too small for his head. I've been trying to figure out what makes him look so fucking creepy
>>336942030
Will he ever find happiness?
>>336942030
at least m2k isnt the 3rd person in any order
>>336942185
>>336941641
>>336940860
THIS HUUUUURTS
>>336942014
but he LITERALLY threw the last stock of the last set away. if you actually watch the game, watch how stupid and silly his last decision was to go so low to try to kill hax, who was basically already dead at that point. he literally was fucking around. if he actually cared to beat him he would have beat him
>>336942030
>mango: fucking finally
>hbox: atleast reddit still loves me
>wizzy: smug as fuck
>m2k: kill me
>>336942086
>mfw marth/lucina counters
>>336941632
>>336941684
>>336941714
>>336941743
>>336941829
>>336941889
>>336941950
>>336942180
If we don't fuck it up and only include good messages, I think it can work out. Do we have anyone that could send it in?
>>336942167
This pretty much sums up the interviews
>>336941647
>feel nothing during handjobs blowjobs or sex
damn m2k has gotten more pussy than /v/ even if he can't feel it
>>336942321
Does anyone actually know his address? I don't really know how to do this sort of stuff.
>>336942216
if the front door won't work, you gotta try through the back door
>>336942318
>lucina
>>336942216anally
>>336942378
We could always give it to him at a tourney.
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcRVxQb4-8I
>>336941647
oh shit, what's a botched circumcision like
I'm worried now, I do get pleasure, but I got a fucking scar on my dick
>>336942284
Lol don't be retarded. That last stock ocurred because Mang0 fucked up in the ledge, lost his jump and decided to try to end the stock instead of getting back onto stagr and let Hax doing it to.
>>336942442
this wasn't cringe at all, fuck off.
>>336942321
this legit wont work, there's a m2k appreciation thread every tournament on reddit
read >>336941647 the guy needs sex
>>336942243
it's just his huge hair that makes his head look so big. if he got a haircut he'd look 10x better, and he already looks pretty good desu
But really, how long until they play smash?
>>336942240
Why does anyone do anything?
Why are you here wasting your time on /v/?
>>336942552WHENS MAHVEL
>>336942552
its over anon
POKKEN is still on tho
Oh god time for the non-stop boasting. Fucking fat faggot wins once for the first time in a year and ahalf and thinks he owns the world.
how high is mango right now
Where's the gameplay?
>>336942240
>not knowing how autistic smashers are
No wonder D1 didn't want to do interviews, these are fucking terrible.
>>336942639
he's feeling himself for the stream so like a [9]
>>336942637GOAT
>>336942637
Cool your jets
this is already the best interview lmao
>>336938643
Wow he's fucking handsome
what's this story about macd raping a guy or something, or molesting
MULTI TOURNAMENT CONDITIONING
MEME MAGIC
>>336942637
you like that shit dude?
Mang0 is the fucking man. He's my hero as sad as that may sound.
>>336942804
That is pretty sad
>>336942758
Its like the Michael Jackson case, all false claims against the celeb.
MULTI TOURNAMENT CONDITIONING
ITS NOT A MEME
>>336942804
it's not sad, don't fall for the memers
mang0 is the greatest
>>336942758
Some faggot fabricated a story that MacD fagraped him, but Sky backed it up with a pretty big case of evidence that cleared him.
There was a lot of drama and butthurt involved, but MacD was innocent.He's also a receiver.
