What are some gamer things you do IRL
>>336930912
I play video games
>>336931057
this
i don't understand this question.
>>336930912
I'm only attracted to anime girls now, so when I see a disgusting 3d pig on a bus I give her a rotten look, filthy whores.
when a female is speaking to me I aim my view towards the chest area rather than the face
Objectify women.
I am incredibly sexist to women and I hate minorities for no reason other than they're different to me.
>>336930912
this is nice
If any of my summer workers act like this in the least; i will fire them.
Sometimes I hear video game sounds in my head.
>Been playing Fallout 3 every day for a week after release
>Go into the kitchen, see a bobby pin left on a counter
>"Oh I need those!", grab it
>Walk over to the fridge an-
> ........ hey wait a minute
That le feel face when you walk into a strangers house and break his pots.
I follow people around to learn their routines.
>>336931549
Video game things, not jerk things you silly.
Sometimes when I see a SUV that has chrome trimming or vents near the front, my instinct is to steal it and sell it for $9000 at a local car shop.
>>336931664
>enter house intending to do that
>he doesn't even have pots
wat do, break the dishes?
I autistically optimize my travel routes, whether it's walking or driving to the most minute details to save time as though it's a speedrun
smell bad, eat shitty food
>>336931585
This.. I'll hear the ring sound or goal sound from sonic occasionally, clear as daylight.
>>336931814
literally this
>>336930912
No russian
When I went hunting I 360 noscoped a deer. Accidentally shot my Dad.
>Out driving
>Make it through an intersection with a yellow light
>Hear Cruisin USA's "Checkpoint!"
>>336930912
I cringe
Looking at kids running like Sonic.
>>336931585
Same it keeps telling me to shoot everyone like in GTA also tells me to rape woman
I got into a crash once and instead of going to the hospital I tried to eat a lot of hamburgers to heal.
Due to some massive infection they had to amputate my leg later on.
>>336931816
Kinda the same here, can't resist going around slowing down time and taking down giant robots. I'm such a nerd XD
I trigger when i drive by one.
>>336930912
Use tactical approach toward certain things as I would in a tactical game.
I had been olaying Kotor all week when this happen. When I was about to do something risky I thought "better save" and thought of the screen a moved my army before realising it was real life
I make the wrong choices to see what happens and then go back to my previous save to make the right choice instead
>>336930912
I go super saiyan.
Whenever I enter certain locations, the name of the place enters my vision for a few seconds ala Dark Souls or Legend of Zelda
>>336931471
>pwnage
Wow. Is this 2003?
>>336932314
Arm not army
>>336930912
Lol epik OP. Really funny. Its like on 9gag.
>>336931221
literally me lol
i tried to open the menu in real life once
to be honest, i had been awake for like 22 hours
I say "Let's go, pal." when I take my dog for a walk.
>>336930912
>Playstation button prompts
>>336930912
I shoot and reload imaginary weapons with my hands after making sure that nobody is looking. Sometimes I make corresponding sounds with my mouth too.
I constantly have dreams where I'm able to access menu's or console command windows (usually by literally pulling them down in my vision out of thin air) where I can add things, delete things, respawn, load save states from earlier in the dream or activate god mode
>>336932560
i didn't knew monkeys could get wasted
>>336931471
>Transmuting humans into non-human objects
>Okay then, wizard.
>>336931413
kek
>>336932583
22 hours of being awake isn't that big of a number though.
After playing fallout 4 for like a day straight I tried to take some screws that I saw before realizing my autism
>>336932257
You need a supply drop?
Never with video games but I've had tetris effect before taking notes in a notebook or finishing a lab and thinking for a split second that I should ctrl + S.
walk through the ravine and become amazed at the graphics
>>336931923
lmao did you get an cheevo for this????? xD
>>336932560
I thought this was going to be the Chappelle's Show GTA skit before I opened it.
does anyone else think to ctrl+z when they screw up writing something
I also think to ctrl+f when I'm trying to find something in a book
>>336932937
Not him but last time I stayed awake that long I was positive the apartment building was a massive slowly moving tank and the tree in the wind was a guy dancing.
I kill everyone when I get mad then I load a previous save file
>>336930912
>this thread
Is this a fucking cringe thread?
I forget sometimes how fucking autistic you lot are seriously
>>336931471
>have a female friend come over
>tell her about a movie we could watch
>we really get into it
>I tell her 'we should fuck'
>she doesn't respond
>tfw I turned her into a cellarette
Objectifying women has it's moments.
>>336932848
Kek
When I get in bed with a girl I wait for the QTE.
>>336930912
I found that running with my head forward and my arms back makes me go faster LMAO
>>336931471
>>336931549
>falseflagging this hard
wew lads
>>336932350
Fucking lel
>>336932710
GO BACK
NORMALFAG.
GO
BACK.
>Used to work as a shipping clerk at a factory
>Always had to use a tape gun
>Periods where I wasn't doing anything, holding the tape gun
>Started to slowly turn it about in front of me like an idle animation in an FPS
That was a boring midnight shift job.
>>336933138
>tumblr gif
>mobile poster
You ought to hang yourself as well
Assign social link arcana cards to friends and acquaintances.
>>336932560
>you'll never be wasted enough to drink from a flower vase
I put a random black guy on the cover of my autobiography and included 10 chapters about some muslim woman
I'm a huge fucking faggot
>>336932846
never been to Detroit?
>>336931816
why isn't this game on PC yet
>>336930912
Item highlights and button prompts on the screen like that are so fucking shit. Just make the item float and spin in the air with a colored light source below it.
>>336933335
>calls other normalfags
>Likes playstation
Whenever I've been with friends or a girl, I always imagine that my social link goes up.It's pretty fucking autistic.
>>336933639
Please explain
>>336930912
I see my own stat sheet and wonder why I'm gimped in everything.
>>336933815
haha epic : )
You forgot to post that rapper beloved by all the 16 year olds
>>336933456
>posting on his pc
What a loser
>>336933847
I don't think about it like social links, but its like building points to go down someone's route in a VN. It's been over for me for a very long time...
>>336930912
Do you remember that time when players weren't walked through a game hand-held? You know when stuff that you could do something with didn't glow from 20 meters and didn't have a big PRESS X TO PICK THIS THING on them?
>>336933858
Battlefield 1
>>336931664
>tfw the pots respawn every time you leave then go back in
>>336932560
I-is that a trained Orangutan? It was cute but also I laughed.
>>336934001
normie get out
>>336932257
>play MGSV for quite a while
>spot each and every fucking container and subconsciously extract them
>>336934071
yeah that was a shit time because everything was so asinine
>>336934024
I do this too.
> tfw the routes never open.
>>336932743
R U me?
>>336930912
i sit in my pc chair and play games
I carry a katana in public and practice Iaido, it's legal in my state to carry a katana in public.
>>336934071
>back then
>empty room with flat textures and just 1 object in the room so you know you can grab it
>now
>complex texture and geometry room with dozens of objects that you can't know which object you can interact with or not
Retard
back when I was playing a lot of day z the drive in to work in the mornings would be spooky
>>336932743
I just pretend my smartphone is a handgun sometimes
>>336931057
get out
>>336930912
once, after a solid two months of doing nothing but playing vidya (long vacations after graduating the middle school) I woke up, went to another room, looked at the chair and the chair had a health-bar
Haven't touched another game for a month or so after that
When I feel aristocratic and have money I tend to buy gifts for people as if it's a dating sim, Onimusha 2 or Persona, instead of actually getting them what they like.
I got my mom items for mothers day in 2013 that I knew she would sort of like, just so I could be closer to her, instead of buying a super expensive gift that I know she'd love.
>sonybabies
>play red dead redemption all day every day for a week straight with barely any sleep because winter break or whatever
>go to school
>real life feels like red dead redemption
>feel extremely disconnected from reality
>>336934385
Hahaha of course the routes never open, well at least video games are fucking fantastic.
>don't talk to anyone unless approached first
>don't have any real schedules or plans
>barely anyone knows who I am or what I do
>don't have anything to contribute to most situations
>am an npc
For the last week whenever someone has asked the time it has always been high noon.
>>336934071
Yeah, it was "walk into mushroom" instead.
And in the Japanese sequel, it killed you. So like, look where that line of thinking got you.
>>336934760
you sound like a creeper in RL tbqh
>>336933847this song even came to my head everytime I made progress in a relationship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0Hwybbxdc
End me
>>336934760
Same.
I'm an NPC with no quests.
I jump around and punch bricks to make a bit of money.
>>336934179
No? That's how Orangutans are. It got drunk.
>>336932449
He doesn't know...
>>336932583
This, but happens with more frequency for me
And i do even worse: Sometimes i try to type on a keyboard or even try to undo (Press Ctrl + Z) when i do something wrong. This only happens when im outside.
I think i need help
>>336930912
Whoa, so it's not just me?
>Set up checklists of things to do every morning
>organize stuff in my bags for optimum space saving
>harvest organs from animals and sell them to people on the street
>grind rep
>
>>336932743
When I'm in my room I do this with a real gun
>>336933104
lol, after 22 hours? how...
>>336934801
What time is it, anon?
I once played RA2 for so long I swear that soundtrack was burned in to my brain.And when I went to bed I'd tell myself battle control terminated.
>>336930912
>Inventory management has turned me into a neat freak
>I sneak around the house like Solid Snake when no one is home
>I do Ocelot's hand thing sometimes
>>336930912
OP has reached Autismo Maximus
Once I decided to try to be stealthy, I was like 12 and Inuck around the back employees only section of a supermarket
An employee found me pretty quickly, I was ducking behind some stuff. I said I was looking for the bathroom and it was chill. lol
>>336933104
I don't get how you can be anything more than a little tired after 22 hours awake. I usually have to stay awake for 3-4 days before stuff like that happens.
>>336935463
Is that supposed to be kat?
>>336932743
I do this a lot myself. I really like to reload air revolvers almost constantly for some reason lol. It's either that or some AR with fast mags.
>>336934472
I do this too, helps that I have a sizeable phone
>>336935539
Yep.
>>336935517
What if he lives in Texas? Or Nevada?
haha nice thread upvoted
>>336932560
I miss Jackass. Now today all we have are those shitty youtube """"pranks""""
>>336935670
I don't play sk, but I assume she is best girl.
>>336930912
If I play Nu-XCOM for a while and then go outside I start evaluating objects for what cover bonus they would supply, and which ones would be the most strategically viable. Sometimes if I'm dead tired and get stuck in some shitty place I don't wanna be (ie at work) I try opening the pause menu and exiting the area.
>>336932560
>You will never get wasted with an orangutan
>>336935791
She is absolutely best girl. Go play Senran Kagura. You'll be a better, happier person if you do.
Press 60-99 on the microwave instead of 1:00 -1:39. Got to get that speed run time.
>>336935796
But anon, abandoning the mission will cause you to be lost forever if you're not in the evac zone!
>>336935521
>more than a little tired after 22 hours awake.
If I stay awake that long I constantly fall asleep
but I constantly fall asleep anyway
too many games
>>336931664
>>336935517
yeah people also shoot it up too
I was powering through Catherine and after a few days I started mentally rearranging blocks whenever I would see anything with a square pattern
>>336935521
Not him, but I being awake for more than 20 hours makes me start hearing and seeing shit.
>>336935981
I don't have a vita or ps4 sadly
>>336935389
Sorry, building an igloo.
Its high noon.
>Play Delta Force:Black Hawk Down for about 36 hours straight
>Step outside house to go visit a friend
>Spend about 30 minutes constantly trying to spot snipers on the way there
I swear that game makes people paranoid.
>>336936248
I'm sorry friend. I'd let you play mine if I knew you.
>>336932268
Someone please post that blonde goddess cosplaying this
>>336936309
I was like that when I came home from Iraq in 2005.
>>336936372
I'd probably get cheeses toes dust on it
>>336934801
I'm gonna have to start doing this now. Thank you.
>>336936273
fuck you
>>336936309
ebin, let me gift you reddit gold
>>336931814
This is fun. I also try to move very efficiently.
>>336935463
Forgot one.
>friend/relative talking about having six of something
>always say "More than enough to kill anything that moves."
They usually give me a weird look but it always gives me a chuckle when my aunt talks about her six kids.
>>336931413
Don't worry surely they gave you the same look
>>336936474
That's fine. I've gotten worse things on it. Likesemen
>>336930912
I live in a small town, sometimes the streets will be totally empty durring the day. I sometimes pretend I'm the last person on earth.
i go to gamestop and buy games.
>>336931221
Too bad there are no old people in GTA
>>336932743
You know that there's a NSA agent constantly watching you with infrared vision, right?
-Shut myself from the outside world and listen to vidya tracks while reimagining the situations they played in, or otherwise having self insert fantasies. This was a great way of getting /fit/ as stuff that makes you pumped up makes otherwise boring jogging extremely enjoyable
-Take note of security cameras if I end up seeing them
-If having performed an all nighter playing and then going to my bed I often have irrational fears of losing vidya related stats or progress, making it hard to fall asleep, then the next morning wondering what the fuck I was doing. Just last night I couldn't sleep because fearing that falling asleep for some reason would make me lose Endless Legend (4X game) prestige currency that is used to perform diplomatic actions.
>>336934393
Is this the guy who stopped a fight in the metro?
>>336931057
first posterino
best posterino
>>336932560
i miss jackass and wild boyz
that one show with the swedish guys who just hammer nails into each other and other fucked up shit wasn't the same
>>336936754
Savage
irl i sometimes lift my hands up when im walking so i look retarded
>>336931420
that was an irl things first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU
>>336930912
I go into random people's house and break their ceramics for money! Then when I get injured I break open their walls and eat the chicken inside to restore my HPz XD
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>>336930912
I always do the dinner dance before dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
>>336930912
When people don't do their tasks properly I tend to yell at and humiliate them.
This desu
'bout t'grab muh gat
>>336930912
Every time i get into a vehicle i see it's name pop up in cursive
>>336940430
Sounds like hallucinations to me
>>336931862
Gas stations use that sound on their cash registers
>>336936181
I played Cathrrine for about a week and would see the blockS when I closed my eyes, I also heard 'Also Sprach Brooks, from the bar when I layed down at night.
>>336940570
Pretty useful I guess
>>336933319
It's called a joke.
>>336938456
Yes
>>336930912
I begin to roll every time I need to get out of anyone's way at work, thanks dark souls
>>336933065
>ctrl+z
I´m an illustrator, so all the time...
After extended open world crime simulators I feel a great need to drive on the sidewalk or run down people in the street.
>>336931656
looooool
>>336939794
WOW, US GAMERS, HUH?....
US FUCKING GAMERS...
>>336936134
source on this?
>go to a grocery
>walk by a banana section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5Wc1_Zghk
Every fucking time.
>>336935463
Jarv, that fucking cuck canuck
>leave the office late
>it's raining and all the city lights are reflected from the water
>put on headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRmqSy-O3EY
No exceptions. Been a thing since 2011.
I occasionally clear my house with a handgun or rifle like I'm solid snake, though that might be more of an autistic /k/ thing to do.
Doesn't happen to me anymore but when back when I played a lot oh Hitman 2, whenever I had to look for something like my keys, the button M and a map would pop into my head.
Satellite imagery in real life for all kinds of stuff would be pretty dope, if terrifying.
When i turn away from a flash bang, i subconsciously turn my head away from the monitor.
>>336930912
I pretend to do the RE4 knife animations in real life, imagining I'm cutting down Ganados.
Shut up, after you do enough knife runs that's what happens.
>>336942041
What do you mean?
Like you shoot stuff away?Sorry never played MGS
>>336941982
sounds comfy as fuck, friend.
>>336941982
This, or...
>it's a sunny day
>strolling through the city streets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjsE1JZCSno
>start doing safe, embarrassing parkour moves when I'm sure no one doesn't see me
Whistle catchy themes or music.
>>336941535
the hero yoshihiko and the demon king's castle. this is the first season. the second is yoshihiko and the evil key or something. or the other way arround, it's been a while.
>>336930912
Nothing, I'm not cringe.
If anything playing video games just makes you more analytical, especially to situations commonly found in games.
This implies you enjoy the media and not just get drunk and play assassins creed or call of duty.
When ever something happens, I like to think an RNG was used to determine the outcome.
Like if I find a dollar on the ground it rolled high or if I cut my hand using a knife it rolled low and so forth.
>>336942413
Get back in your thread, imposter >>336937618
If something gets in my eye and I can't see then I hear the MGS JAMMING/chaff noise. Then the "di-ding" when it's clear.
Sometime back after playing gta v for many days, i instinctively tried to check the minimap in the left corner when i was driving. Felt pretty wierd after realizing it.___xD____
>>336935670
There is no chance that shirt could possibly button up.
>>336942738
Why would it need to be buttoned?
>>336931057
D-delete this filth
I make motor noises whenever I drivea forklift
Thanks battlefield
>>336930912
When I was deep into WoW I would constantly feel like I could use a spell irl for a second before remembering I wasn't in the game
>>336942471
Or even...
>walk home late at night
>take a shortcut through the lakeside path
>nobody's in sight
>kick in Silent Hill OST from my player just to give me the chills
I hate myself doing that though.
I logged 1200 hours in Counter Strike Source and now I check every window for snipers
>>336931656
Almost ran a red light after playing GTA 5 the entire week after it came out. That's about it, really. Didn't know grown men imitated videogame characters and played pretend, guess it's to be expected on /v/
>>336942418
I pick a random color, and any large thing in my house that color is a "guard". Then I sneak through my house as quietly as possible, and dry fire on the guards I see as I clear rooms.
Maybe not MGS so much as rainbow six I suppose.
>>336931656
I don't get it.
>>336941453
Look you aren't funny ok, being ironic only makes you look like a faggot
I often say "Ah, Kos" when I am outside walking.
>>336943701
>grown men imitated videogame characters and played pretend
Maturity is a lie. US presidental race has convinced me of this.
>>336930912
How young are you that you only play games with obnoxious halos around every usable item?
>An ironic OP being taken both without a trace of irony, and then by others with irony, and then ironic posts in reply to both unironic and ironic posts.
This really does have to stop /v/. Its a pretty fucking old joke for one, and not in that charming "ps3 has nogaems" kind of way.
>>336942659
Same. I say it without even realizing it.
When I drop something and it lands just right to optimaly break everything whoa shit rng.
>>336944094
Politicians have always acted like children
sometimes when I'm bored I like to mentally count things I do to later summarize in experience tables, like leveling and grinding some skill
like washing dishes
counting steps
making small drawings
I must have some degree of autism, but whatever, fuck being a normie
>>336944394
What's this chart for?
>>336933582
>playing p3 for the first time
>try to do this
>realize i don`t have enough friends
>>336944515
it's just a visual example, I just do the math and write it down in some random piece of paper
I Remember making this image OP posted. it's 2 years old on a shit meme site.
Fuck its giving me bad memories, glad i dropped this shit
I once subconsciously aligned myself to bunnyhop my way to my bedroom from the kitchen.
I saw a rather large air ventilation shaft along the floor and my Deus Ex intuition kicked in.
>>336932097
>americans
not every problem can be solved with burgers, ya know?
>>336944658
Can you share some examples?
>>336930912
the shit Edgeworth does
recently I've found myself spontaneously saying "Aah you were at my side all along" when finding something out of the blue
>>336932743
>all these people replying me2
Dear lord this board is full of autists and 11 year olds
When I'm trying to do a really hard math problem I yell "THE FUCKING NUMBERS MASON"Look, i can shitpost too :^)
>>336943921
Maybe you should play the game then you fucking ameboid
>>336938545
Upvoted
>>336946497
tips fedorino, muh señorino
>>336944067
Me too but usually at home
>>336930912
the amount of autism in this thread is actually impressive.
I avoid talking to NPCs who say the same shit over and over again.
>>336944067
And me, but I say "Kosm".
Gotta say, treating real life relationships with people like social links really helps.
>>336937826
>el fucking dash
>not using meme arrows
When I go to the grocery store and find something nice normally I don't eat it and it ends up expiring in case i need it later.
>>336930912
pretend I'm a path finding algorithm.
>>336944042
kys
>live in a small town
>then listing to comfy persona 4 music while walking around
>meet a friend or something like to imagine to level up their social link
>>336946202
>le cuck of doodie fan im years old
>>336930912
I picked up that can
>>336932257
>Your gonna extract it boss
Chew on my xbox controller and play with my hair, masturbate a lot, cry about being lonely tfw nobf
Sit around bored because i don't feel like playing any of the hundred games i own
>phone rings
>wait a while until taking the call
>'Kept you waiting huh?'
>>336950893
>>336941982
Damnit man, doing the same thing when I come home late from university.
>Hanging out with friend
>This starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIRi-Hml6_g
>Shit get's serious and they pour their feelings out to me
>I say nothing and nod
>They hug me and we're best friends now
>They give me their lucky sock or some shit
>I go home
Every fucking time.
I am legitimately surprised when I see myself in mirrors.
>>336952174
Are you a cat?
>>336933168
> "Haha Anon what a great film"
> "Yeah I know right. Listen Betty... We should fuck."
> eternal silence descends
