>"Ching chong ling long"
What did she mean by this?
I want to fug and hug Mei!
I wish she had a nonfat skin
>>336911705
I wish she had a fatter skin desu
>>336911705
she's not even fat, maybe just a little chubby but she's wearing a huge fucking coat
>>336911559
How is she suppose to be chinese she looks super white.
https://youtu.be/kTlzOz7CCAQ?t=17
What did she mean by this?
>>336911559
am i the only one who hates this bitch more than anything else ?
>>336911861
She looks like a cartoon character you stupid degenerate
>>336911559
"Please nerf my fat piece of shit ass"
It think.
You can only agree with her
>>336911948
Sounds really familiar. Pretty moe.
>>336911559
Since she never says that, she doesn't mean anything by it.
>Mei will never sit on your face
>>336911559
fucking fat piece of chink cunt
hurrr im so beta,shy and fat let me freeze you hurrrrrr
fuck
>>336911705
Seriously, besides THICC posters, do we have any proof Mei is chubby? Her face, cheeks and neck are as slim as Tracer's and Mercy's,
She is just wearing a hugefuck coat because freezing cold is her theme.
Unless i see her without her coat in a comic or promocional video, she is to considered SLIM, and thickfags are delusional. Like always.
What did she mean by this?
>>336911823
She should have a qipao
>>336911559
>mfw imagining what mei looks like under that overcoat
>>336912367
Look at the pic right underneath bro them thighs THICC AS FUCK
>>336912449
i wanna racemix so hard right now
>>336912401
>>336911559
A rought translation of her gookanese says "Blizzard doesn't know how to make a well-designed game to save there life and after the 9th this is going to be dead as a fucking doornail."
>>336911705
If she did it would probably fuck with her hitboxes.
>Shoot air next to Mei in Mei bikini skin
>Mei gets damaged
>>336912482
>>336912550
Holy shit mei is perfecto
Wait...
She is CHINESE?
How the fuck does she look chinese?
She has no slanted eyes, no high cheekbones, no fucking chienese characteristic at all..
Who the fuck designs these characters?
>>336912367
her fucking thighs are rubbing
hope you brought the E45 cream when she booty call you, get working on those clammy red sores.
>>336911559
Build wall.
>>336912103
>Mei so OP
She gets outdamaged by almost every character in the game so long as she isn't hitting every icicle headshot. You just treat her like Reaper. Keep her at a distance or die.
what is this obsession with this ugly fat non-cute goblin?
Only thing I like about this character is that I can spam the chinese voice line and annoy everyone
>>336912692
Do NOT bully Minah
>>336912550
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>>336912365
this reads like the comments on Pornhub
>>336912498
Wide hips and thick thighs are almost a Blizzard trademark.
Pretty much everyone has them. Mercy hips are about 3x her head.
Also check HotS
>>336913050
>no glasses
Drop it like its hawt
Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
>>336911665
I want to rape her and leave her eviscerated corpse on a pile of kim-chi in the dumpster behind her favorite tumblrista gook food restaurant, fucking nip zipperhead ass obese ass dyke cunt
>>336911948
Hey anon, do you have Zenyatta's lines in Japanese? I'm a filthy PS4 plebian until I get my new computer up and running so I can't choose it as an option.
>>336912367
You weren't here when she was revealed, weren't you?
The shitposting was great. Blizz shows her and D.Va, everyone starts shouting "FAT" and then the next day blizz shows his art and everyone starts going "THICK"
Pic related is oficial art from Blizzard
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y2Kep4g.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>336911823
> Not even fat
Nigga she's obese, fuck off back to Tumblr and your "high test fat positivism" shit.
Did you all know that China was incredibly incensed at Mei and the Lijang Towers map?
>>336913491
Look at the youtube's poster profile.
>>336913278
>We both meme
It's born to die.
>>336913596
>giving a fuck about what the Chinese think
I take solace knowing that I live in a country where city infrastructure doesn't fail on a semi-regular basis
>>336911559
"I'm objectively best girl and if you disagree you're a low test beta"
>>336913656
Thanks anon.
>>336913543
Ok then, now you showed me the proof.
Still a pretty unique kind of thick. large breasts, big thighs, big arms but somehow small stomach and neck.
>>336913723
sure hope you aren't writing this from america
>>336913723
You'd better start being concerned about what China thinks, lets you want all of your movies and video games to fail.
She's pretty cute but I want to fucking strangle her and anyone that plays her in-game
>Blizzard so desperate to shill WoW they need to put a Pandaren frost mage in their newest IP
>>336913869
>being a subservient little cocksleeve to foreign markets
My what a good little corporate whore you are!
>>336912367
does it matter? She's butt ugly and her jittery cutesy horseshit is annoying as hell.
>>336912482
>Mei will never take off her parka, her body dripping in sweat.
who /FUCKING LOVES CHUBBY GIRLS/ here
>>336913869
>video games
they pirate and only play f2p, they are irrelevant in the video game market, but its true they're important for movies
>>336913596
Why? I keep seeing this mentioned but no further explanations.
Official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waVSu4adDM
>>336914169
Present
>>336911559
>Playing Brawl
>Torbjorn
>KoTH mode
>Game starts
>Two meis run in front of me
>>336914237
She's not Chinese enough and the Li River is prided for its natural beauty, which makes the Chinese angry seeing a futuristic city built next to it.
>>336913278
Wew lad
Did you forget to take your autism pills today?
>>336912885
I hate you so god damn much anon.
>>336914372
>She's not Chinese enough and the Li River is prided for its natural beauty
the chinese are pretty much raping their lands for resources and all of the major cities are smog infested shitholes that's a stupid complaint desu
>>336914372
>chinks getting upset about slights that their culture bulldozes over nature when they are one of the biggest markets for poached animal products and their continent is just a mass of pollution
>>336914329
that's about 500kg above the chubby line
>>336914372
Kinda sad when they are the ones destroying their nature in real life.
>>336914617
>>336914585
They're Communists, it's okay when they do it. And unlike Jews they actually do have fingers in a lot of things from Hollywood to Greenpeace.
>/v/ told me to hate this game because of SJW's
>Zarya turns out to be fucking amazing
>Chinese
>not an Eskimo
>>336914857
>people genuinely thought this was an SJW design and not just a shitty hair color choics
Zarya is literally top tier and other than her dumb pink hair the rest of her design is fine.She's also my waifu
>>336913596
Of course they are, they didn't make it.
>>336915216
a muscular unattractive woman with an alternate haircut and color that is popular among sjws, how she not an sjw design?
>>336914953
She's chinese because she builds a wall.
>>336915216
I think Zarya's design is pretty good but I think Blizzard probably changed her hairstyle at some point to what it is now to pander to SJW's.
Personally I don't think the hair and pink fingernails fit her character at all as she's not some one dimensional grrrrrrrrrl power character as the hair would leave you to believe.
>>336912702
Thigh gap is some seriously low test bullshit.
>>336915363
It's already been made abundantly obvious that Blizzard couldn't give less of a fuck about SJWs, and no woman that identifies that way is that fucking muscular. They literally just took the steryotypical mannish, strong Russian woman archetype and slapped pink dyke hair on it
>>336911559
"I am going to Mars"
Wish her good luck, everyone.
>>336915825
That's totally tumblr, though, especially because I hate it.
>draw a pandaren
>maker her human
>call her ching chong
Still cant blame Blizzard with all the waifu bait, is the only way they sell and keep them in the market
>>336915216
Being attracted to strong women is nothing to be ashamed of, good on you lad.
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>>336916059
I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels that way. The moment I saw her I thought they just made a human female pandare to appease to the THICCshits and the grillgamerz who came with Pandaria and played only fempandas, but nobody I talked to felt the same way.
>>336916178
When Mei was revealed last November, there were a bunch of threads criticizing Blizzard for being lazy and just humanizing a Pandaren and presenting her as a new character,
>>336916178
I too always assume that the only reason anything exists is to appease niche fandoms and freaks that I despise with all of my passion. Let's frot and discuss our mutual anger.
>>336916407
I also dislike Zarya for being feminist shit sjw bait and that no russian woman ever looks or acts like that.
I hate this whole "DUDE MOTHER RUSSIA MAKES YOU STRONG LMAO" stereotype that americans have. In fact, this whole game is just dumb stereotypes that americans have created in their heads and believe are true when the world is completely different.
>>336916405
If you look at a human woman and see pandas, that makes you a furfaggot, son.
>b-but she's cute!
So all cute women = pandas?
>b-but she's a total fattyfatfat landwhale HUUUUUUUUGE obese beast!
You people think any woman who isn't built like Widowmaker is either a walrus or a child.
>>336916802
You've got to be purposely retarded not to see the similarities, but then again you just wrote the dumbest thing you could've said, so you might actually be retarded.
>>336916802
Nigga, that was clearly in response him saying "I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels that way". Early Mei threads often just devolved into people whining about how lazy Blizzard apparently are and posting Pandaren SFM porn.
>>336916750
>I also dislike ... feminist shit sjw bait
>Cultural appropriation is triggering me
>>336914848
>unlike Jews
Lol nice try rabbi
>>336916898
I don't see any similarities because I'm not a furfaggot. And that picture you posted always gets scores of people screeching about how fat and ugly they are.
>>336917090
Panda-fuckers will take ANY excuse to post panda shit. Have you even seen the WoW general on /vg/?
>>336916750
sup Sergei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdI5y3iwhLU
>>336916898
but pandaren are a very forward culture in WoW
forward as in sort of autistic and without social restrictions.
they instantly allowed foreigners in, would accept help from anyone and drink tons of beer.
the women would hit on anything that moves, quickly accepting interracial relationships and the men would rather punch things than start a family
mei is just some cute shy girl who apologizes too much. Pandaren don't even have a "sorry" emote.
>>336913278
>kim-chi
>gook
she's chinese, retard
Hey, y'all, if you despise Overwatch already for being tumblr and SJW, you're really going to love this.
>At Blizzcon 2015, it was stated at least one member of the cast was gay upon being asked if one was included in the already diverse cast.
>>336917309
It's all the same shit microdick
OH
>>336911823
Look at her legs. She's wearing leggings and her legs are bigger than my waist.
>>336917113
It's not even cultural appropriation, unless I don't know what that is. It's just getting something completely wrong. If she were a russian woman, she'd be skinny for the first 20 years of her life, then she'd turn into a slag.
>>336917250
I'm not even russian. In fact, I'm upset that there's perfectly legitimate reasons to make fun of russians and slavs but americans always go DUDE COMMUNISM LMAO.
>>336917493
It's a video game, dude, stop losing your mind over fictional people.
>>336917398
could you please stop being mean?
>>336917352
who gives a shit
i only hate it for being way too simplified game, and so should you
>>336917642
not everyone is as low-test as you buddy
I want to throw Mei at the sun
>>336917770
>low-test
Tumblr fuck off. I saw through your bullshit of posting "THICK" and "low-test"all over the place with fat bitches everywhere.
>>336917667
Not everything needs to be hyper-complex Smash Bros Melee style in order to be fun.
>>336916405
This is a lot better
>>336916802
Every character in this game is a knock off of something else Blizzard.
>>336917352
they have several robots planned, including one robot type girl that was leaked in the 3 part gamespot documentary.
It would be extremely easy to just make a feminine looking robot and have it be kind of a womanizer, complementing other girls for being nice to it.
it would fit their theme of "robots are people too" it would make it completely in-offensive to the normal /v/ gamergater, and it would fill their homosex cuota.
>>336918020
Not everything needs to be Hearthstone-tier skill ceiling so low you have to crawl through, either.
>>336915706
The dream.
>>336915706
>"I pressed Q to win!"
literally every single play of the game
People thinking Mei is obese is a meme, right? She barely looks 200 pounds
>>336915706
>teleporting into the middle of the enemy
>only works because they're bad and don't notice you
3/10 for effort
>>336918381
You'd give Mei a nice backrub when she gets home from work, right /v/?
>>336917642
this webum is terrifying
>>336918290
I didn't say that, did I. I've also played OW and despite what you and others constantly parrot you do need skill to be good, just like every other game ever made, you just don't need to be a Korean StarCraft player to have a chance to win.
>>336918530
skill ceiling =/= skill floor, dumbfuck
you can have two things
>>336918392
Except Bastion
All Bastion has to do is left shift near a point and left click anyone he sees
>>336918565
I honestly don't care about that sort of thing because I play games to have fun, not to be competitive and hang my ego and life on how well I do at a hobby.
>fuck the muzzies gas the beaners
>Wall GOING UP
What did she mean by this?
>>336911559
/v/iral
>>336918684
holy fuck you're dense
a game that actually allows you to get better at it over time rather than just presenting its players with free goodies for maximum retard satisfaction lasts longer and is much more fun in the long run
people are already getting burned out on overwatch for exactly that reason, there just isn't much to it
>>336918707
You're confusing Mei with Trump.
>>336917642
Source on webm?
>>336914329
this is obese not chubby
>>336918512
I'd rub her backwith my dick.
>>336917642
You've never been with chubby girl. I know this because if you had, you'd know that chubby is god-tier girlfriend size.
>more to cuddle with
>big, but not big enough to worry about things like heart disease
>little to no hang ups about just hanging out at home playing vidya and eating pizza because she doesn't worry about "muh diet"
>no fear of Chad interference because they think chubby is bad
>almost always have god-tier sense of humor, capable of meeting you head to head with joke
>just enough force when she pushes back into you with her perfectly sized ass
>not a skeleton
>>336914329
>this is what the "MEI IS FUCKING OBESE" people see when they look at Mei normallyStill like the pic, would fap to
>>336918381
Why is the reflection different?
>>336911559
>ching chong
it means i love you
>ling long
i really want you
>ting tong
i dont know what that means
>Busy masturbating and ERPing in Spawn with all the other Friendlies.
>Some rude toxic bully on my team constantly abusing us to play the game.
How do I deal with this?
>>336919171
Idiot
>>336919083
>tfw I'll probably never have that
>>336913278
>that pic
>>336917642
>That fucking webm
>>336915216
The hair color makes sense with her weapon, which shoots blue and pink energy.
>>336917352
From what I've played it's probably Hanzo.
>>336917642
holy shit was she scalped
>>336919768
My vote is on McCree
>>336917642
holy fuck this webm, this probably ruined her hair folicles and now she will have that bald spot forever
good riddance for an attention whore
>>336919768
>>336919861
Zarya tho.
>>336918392
It's better than the play of the games where it's just a guy who shot a bunch and got two kills like Junkrat or Widowmaker.
>>336919171
>>336919963
That would be the most obvious, and boring, choice.
>>336917642
safety first and shit, yo
>play as Mei
>hold payload in place with help from teammate by constantly stopping people getting close and contesting the payload
Feels good
>zero manuevarability options means it takes 20 years to get back to the payload and nobody else on the team goes near it so it rockets through half the stage before I get back
Does not feel good
I realise not everyone can contest the payload safely but fuck man
>>336920178
>spraying ice on the floor doesn't boost you and your allies' movement speed
Blizzard is fucking retarded
>>336920178
>40%
>playing the chubby girl character
why aren't I suprised
>fapped before work
>fapped at work because of this thread
>want to fap again already
>can't wait to get home andfuck my chubby wife
Damn I don't know what's up with me today, it's really distracting.
>>336912482
>>336920879
Where the fuck do you work?
>>336917864
L O W T E S T
>>336912482
see
>>336918381
>>336921039
do jews have a fetish for jew women that look like they belong in auschwitz?
>>336920548
Would be perfect, Doesn't even need to be a huge change but god damn she's slow as shit so something would be nice.
>>336920559
She's cute as heck and is basically the most turtle character in the game. Her being glasses huge tits qt helps too.
>>336920548
>>336921219
It should apply to everyone, means you can't just blitz your entire team.
>>336921158
Lowtest men are kinda gay. It's why they like their women to look like skeletons while calling everything else obese.
>>336920879
Can I borrow your chubby wife please?
>>336921027
Tech support company
>>336921317yes
>>336911559
Mei is disgusting and reminds me of all the fat, whitewashed, desperate asian girls all over okcupid.
>>336921382
Sick, thanks
>>336913578
Ahem, the below says you're bullshitting.
>>336913543
>>336921158
Yeah it's kind of like how white men like to see white women get blacked.
>>336921464
HOOO BOY
>>336911559
>playing as tumblr
>>336911559
she means shes the most cancerous thing in the game and anyone who plays her should kill themselves immediately
>>336921464
Her sweat soaked pussy must taste amazing after a hard day
>>336921506
As long as your content with me watching.
>>336921614
>tumblr is a cute chinese girl with GIANT FUCKING TITSCool.
>that english
She needs to just speak her first language
>>336922034
>he's literally into getting cucked
Sure, just so long as I get to slam that jiggly ass while I pull your wife's hair I don't see why not
>>336912550
>>336921464
>Even the pussy is thick
Noice.
>>336913543
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>>336917435
>"She's wearing leggings and her legs are bigger than my waist."
oh no
>>336921039
>>336917864
>>336917770
I legitimately thought I was on /fit/ for a second.
>>336912550
>>336922052
The perfect mate.
>>336922117
>mfw Genji speaking japanese sounding cool as fuck
>mfw whatever the fuck Hanzo screams when he Ults
it's cool as fuck, the engrish isn't even needed
>>336912692
There are two major problems they had.
1. The game has a slightly cartoony aesthetic, and the cartoonier an aesthetic the more difficult it becomes to convey a distinct race without resorting to caricature
2. Caricatures of different races/ethnicities is FUCKING RACIST YOU SHITLORD
I'm surprised they even gave Mei an accent.
>>336911948
>"Ouch, are you okay?"
I don't know why I was expecting Terry Bogard's voice to pop up and now I'm mad she doesn't say it in Engrish. Missed opportunities 101.
>>336922203
She's really submissive so rough house her a bit and she'll cum all over you.
>>336922052
>GIANT FUCKING TITS
where?
>>336912675
>>336912818
>>336922335
>>336922575
niggers and beta weebs
>>336918515
>>336919645
>>336919820
>>336919916
Nothing serious happened to her
Her doctor told her it would regrow again
Which OW male do you ship Mei with?
Hanzo x Mei OTP.
>>336922750
So Mulan is a racist caricature? How stupid you are.
>>336923057
rape of nanking pt. 2
>>336922801
Awesome, how chubby we talking here buddy?
>>336921464
>>336922028
>>336911559
>she
None of this is new in any way.
Koei's Dynasty Warriors has been around for a long time and around 70% of the cast do not look Chinese or in fact have any kind of Asian characteristics
>>336912449
>>336923210
180, most of it is in her tits and hips. Very soft belly. She gets really shy but turned on when someone rubs her belly during sex.
Glasses, short, tries to put on a wholesome facade but is a dirty slut, the whole works.
>>336923109
No, I don't think it's racist at all. But a few vocal idiots will think it's racist and call Blizzard racist shitlords. Was that not clear?
I think they should get more stereotypical, stereotypes are fun.
>>336923057
except hanzo is already promised to mccreeee
>>336922750
>racial features are racist
Stop being so racist against other cultures you racist shitlord
>>336913543
>Anons trying to badmouth this THICK
I'm so dissapointed.
>>336922750
>I'm surprised they even gave Mei an accent
>Depicting ethnicities
>Racist
Are you fucking retarded?
and she's voiced by a fucking Chinese woman, of course she has an accent.
>>336915706
>see reaper
>immediately close the webmBut no really that was sick. Not many reapers can actually get their ult fully off and a kill afterward, good job.
>>336923560
Make it a One True Threesome
>>336923590
>Flat stomach
>Small waist
She's hot there. But then a bunch of fatfags go overboard and turn her into something she never was meant to be.
idgaf tracer is still best girl
One day there is going to be a "Summer" Skin for Mei.
God, pls be a Bikini/Sarong combo.
>>336911559
What does she say in her ult? All i hear is jhsdfhfdsjhpushissup
>>336911559
>>336911705
she's an eskimo, anon. she needs that blubber to survive the icy tundra.
>>336923939
I liked her design until I played against her in-game. Its infuriating.
>>336923468
>Big tits
>big hips
>soft tummy
>likes tummy rubs
Can I just keep your wife senpai? She sounds delicious.
>>336914857
The only reason I hate Zarya is because she's a scary intimidating militant lesbian bulldyke. She makes my penis shrivel up and hide in shame. Not because of /v/'s faggotry.
>>336924113
>spot the gay
found em!
>>336923468
Care to post any body shots of her?
>>336923939fyi famadillo, that's a trap... maybe u be into dat doe? Nigguh u fkn gay den.
>>336924161My ultimate dark fantasy is to have her be taken by someone else and be submissive to him, and he tells her she can't have sex with me anymore and she obeys him, no matter how much she loves me.
She means he wants to ding a dang dong my ding a long ling long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lspjLG9nHXk
>>336924261
I will never understand /v/'s obsession with traps and hoping that all women are traps. She's not though, f a m.
>>336924374
Your fetish is fucking shit. I'm going to make her my girlfriend and knock her up and dump her in her late 30s.
>He doesnt have a chubby gf
Shaking my dick to be honest families
>>336924565
That's ok anon, you have my blessing.
post'em
>>336923984
Sling bikini or bust.
>>336924930
>No Bastion on list
Good man
>>336913050
I demand the rest of this
>>336924982
Too high hopes for SJWatch. She will prob be a Burka swimsuit at the current rate.
>>336924994
Takes about 3 matches to realize he's shit and easily counterable.
Next character should be a thick built robot girl from japan
>>336924659
>thigh high socks
>>336921039
>>336917642
>>336917864
you're right anon
since you'll never get a girlfriend, you might as well have top model standards
>>336924930
>>336925113
>shapely female asses prominently on display
>Widowmaker in her entirety
>Tracer makes a cheesecake pose
You people REALLY need to stop this "hurr SJWs rule Overwatch" meme.
>>336912692
looks chinese to me.
Besides what westerner has eyes the size of tennis balls? It's a common trait used to convey emotion in cartoon characters.
I'm sick of explaining this shit to westaboos.
>>336925318
I would fuck the shit out of this bitch
So I don't know how to break it to you guys but if you think she isn't chubby or flabby because she looks tight in the clothes she's wearing... That's what they do. Those pants she's wearing are keeping her ass together, otherwise it would say, be covered in stretch marks, etc
>>336925464
No taste, literally just a fat fuck.
>Eating cheese puffs
The best chubby girls are the ones who are chubby because they eat a lot, not because they eat a lot of unhealthy garbage.
>>336925380
Didn't SJWs try to get them to change Tracer's pinup stance and Blizzard kept it and then just made another pinup stance as well? Do people really think SJWs aren't a boogeyman just like the patriarchy?
>b-but my ethics in gaming journalism
>>336924930
>>336920178
>zero maneuverability options
While she doesn't have a boost, you'd be surprised how many shortcuts you can find on certain maps by bridge-building with her wall.I'm sure you already know, but you can build the wall beneath yourself and you'll be on top of it.
>>336914857
I wish Zarya's recolours actually changed the color of her fucking hair.
The pink kills it for me.Aye though, she's pretty fun otherwise.
>>336924374May I oblige you?She might come back a few or many pounds heavier, hope you don't mind
> play open beta when not working
> lvl 12
> constantly matched with level 23+
Why is this allowed?
>>336925026
>>336925318
>Kimberly Marvel
She's disgusting, even for fatfag standards
>>336924982
It makes me so sad that I'll never get to experience anything like that IRL. Even if it's some 3rd world immigrant.
>>336925643
It was a generic "look over her shoulder with her back to the camera" pose most of the other characters also have. They changed it to an actual cheesecake pose pilots painted onto the sides of their warplanes back in WWII.
>>336925853
THICC
>>336924374
fuck off cuck
>>336925796
>level meaning a single thing
My friend is level 56 because his whole Filipino family play his account 20 hours a day collectively.
>>336911948
Why am i getting ness vibes from her "okay"
Is mei better than i thought she was?
>>336925853
>tfw you start masturbating furiously out of nowhere punching your desk and yelling
>>336925719
It took me like two days to figure out that clicking E a second time will change the direction of the wall
