ITT: Bosses you feel pity for.
>>336870545
>barely born
>has to fight for his own survival already
>>336871180
You realize he's an old man who lived a full life as a human right?
>>336870545
>another dark souls thread
my dick
>>336871223
when was this?
Please. Explain.
>>336871223
Oh this should be good
Please, tell us how Orphan is an ascended human
>>336870643
Bullied bosses are my fetish
>>336870545
Ludwig and Oceiros
I felt so bad ruining his hopes and dreams
>>336871756
>Ocerios
>neglects his sons
I see why the mother took Ocelotte
>>336871551
>>336871592
Player consumes umbilical cords and can be reborn as an great one. This means it is possible for humans to be reborn as great ones.
Game says many times that every great one loses their child, but we also learn from the player and kos that great ones can die instead in order to produce a successful child.
Moon presence has to die for your birth, Kos had to die for orphan's birth. Seems to me like a natural extension would be that orphan of kos was a human too.
Erased from existence, and he didn't accomplish his goal.
>>336870643
>puffy vulvaI wish.
>>336871895
The game also says Kos carcass washed up on a beach, and baby parasites are dwelling inside.
>>336871842
>feeling bad for L Pontiff Hubbard
>>336872158
>probably jerked off to the trapgod once or more in his life
>>336872095
Not sure how that contradicts what I said
>>336871842
>>336872217
I fucking hate the pontiff for what he did to her.
>>336871437
Damn
>>336871895
Not a bad theory but I don't think so. If anything, I believe it was either the Fishing Hamlet villagers who impregnated Kos, as they clearly worshipped and idolized her and probably attempted to breed with her, or (significantly less likely) it was the Hunter's who raped her when they came to the Fishing Hamlet to search for the secret to the villagers ascension in the name of the healing church. In the guidebook, it states that the raid on the hamlet is what killed Kos, despite the description of the Kos parasite stating that her corpse washed up on shore. Possible they had their way with that fat tentacled ass before they offed her, and it produced the orphan.
The thought of some old guy being the orphan never even crossed my mind across my 12 playthroughs.
>>336871437
Damn, baka senpai. That was deep
>>336871437
idk how anyone can feel bad for sif. hes a dumbass dog who knows you killed manus, but he refuses to give you the ring because oh no you might die to abyss watchers even thoguh youve already shown you can handle the abyss
like really shitty attempt at trying to make a sad boss. also his fur is a terrible fps killer
>>336872237
Becauze we dont know when kos Carcass washed up
It never says he was an old man, it never says he was just born. It just says it was Kos' baby.
>>336871842
Pontiff abused Dancer and fucked his bosses steak dinner.
Fuck this guy, death was WAY too good for him.
>>336871842
> not making a pun about one of the finalenemies in undertale
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>336872237
Not that anon, but Kos was already pregnant when she washed up on the beach. The child is aged and withered because of the awful stuff the Old Hunters did there.
That's why the villages hates the hunters so much - something unthinkable, a pregnant Old One (even dead) washes up in this remote village and all the hunters and church do is squander it and turn the village into a literal nightmare. Kos then curses them all and their children too with the beast disease because that's what they deserved frankly. Yes, Kos does curse the hunters after she's dead. Old Ones don't go by our notions of life and death.
>>336872502
Fun fact. Dancer is Gwynavere.
>>336870545
Reminder she was kidnapped from her family, made into a sex slave and forced to wear cursed armor that turned her into a beast.
How the fuck does Miyazaki continue to do it?
>>336872589
No, Dancer is either daughter of grandaughter of Gwynevere, just like Rosaria which I atill don't know why Aldrich kept her locked up in the Church.
giygas
literally a fetus
>>336872589
The dancer isCiaran
>>336872672
I love her!
>>336872542
I don't think Kos curses them with the beastly scourge, as it's established in the chalice dungeons that ashen blood is an affliction that's ravaged other lands as well. She causes the curse which drags blood drunk hunters into the hunter's nightmare, trapping them in the perpetual hunt.
Beastly scourge is an entirely different curse caused by abusing the old blood.
>>336872751
rosaria is gwynevere
>>336872158
>>336872282
>>336872502
Honestly, one of my favorite things about the Pontiff is his ability to make people mad
>>336872672
I want to make her feel ok
She only wanted to helpHe only wanted her
>>336872672
I knew there would be r34 of that thing so fucking fast r35 wouldn't have time to take place
>>336871842
Literally worse than Hitler
>>336872859
Got any solid evidence ti back up that claim champ?
And no big tits don't count.
>>336872818
I love her too but she was unfortunetly too far gone when we see her, which made me go after Sullyvhan with more fury and determinaion than ever.
>>336872889
I loved fighting him, beat on my fourth try and I'm a shitter too. His clone made the fight easier
>>336873009
Her armor literallt says its a direct decendant of the royal family
First knight =/= Royal family
>>336872889
Mad becayse he's a total fucking asshole? Ignoring what happened with Dancer and Gwyndolin he genocided any sorcerer that wouldn't bend knee to the church and enslaved/tortured and killed all the giants. I hope he's rotting in whatever pit the DaS universe calls hell.
>>336873154
Meant for>>336872818
>>336873009
But we can save her! DEE ELL SEE my friendo! Just give her a purging stone!
>>336873237
It was only a joke bout that dumb theory that's been floating around.
>>336873009
>big tits
>Rosaria
There is not way those little mosquito bites are Gwynevere's.
>>336870545
Everything in Nier.
>>336873381
>DlC involves more time travel fuckery and you can go back in time to face off Sulyvhan while still human to save the precious Dancer Waifu
I'd be okay with this.
>>336873381
>implying Miyazaki would let you save anyone.
>>336870545
>Looks like Gehrman
>Gehrman was definitely in the fishing Hamlet
>When it cries it uses the same sound clip as Gehrman crying
>Gehrman known to be a big creep who has repressed sexual feelings and made a creepy doll
>Kos has an oddly beautiful, feminine face
So how many times did Gehrman fuck a dead sea slug until it got zombie pregnant with his old man baby?
>>336873381
>inb4 DLC makes Sulyvahn the most tragic and likable character ever
>>336873504
If they do more timetravel shit ima be visabily angered.
Artorias of the Abyss made no sense in present time. How the fuck is Sif using the sword, thats visibily corrupted when we fight Artorias?
Also why does Sif fight you after and not just give you the ring?
>>336873381
>The DLC is actually about how the Dancer was a temptress and a slut who the Pontiff was able to subdue despite the damage of her charming the populace being done.
>His only option was vengeance by transforming her into a monster forcing her to dance a tragic dance of death out of his hatred of her corrupting the people.
>>336873531
Most likely answer to orphan's origin
Gerhman finally put those "How to pick up fair maiden" books to use on Kos
It would explain his incredible guilt
I probably wouldn't sleep well either if I fucked a jellyfish carcass until it bore my seed
>>336873564
>Make him back into that bumbling sorcerer who wishes to find the flame to impress the princes
>Make him just as likeable and kind as Siegward or Solaire
I'd still cleave his fucking head open.
>Mfw they make him the only main NPC to finish the dlc
>>336873564
>>336873725
No, never! Don't dare defile her!
>>336873528
We could save Solaire and Anri (kinda)
>>336873504
I would too
>>336873668
>Also why does Sif fight you after and not just give you the ring?
He wants to protect you from the Abyss. He doesn't want you to suffer the same fate as Artorias.
>>336873668
>Also why does Sif fight you after and not just give you the ring?
Because he's a fucking dog with limited cognitive ability.
>>336873668
Why no Time travel? It actually makes perfect sense to see the crazy shit happen instead if the aftermath of it all.
And the abyss corruption went away after Manus was killed making the swird normal again.
Also Sif fights you becausw she doesn't wanna see you get lost in the warp and turned into another monster like Artorias. But being a mute you simply can't talk her into giving you the ring to stop Manus' chimpout.
>>336873810
>Save Solaire.
You effectively made him a hollow by shoving in face that his ideals were wrong and that he actually needed to kill the one thing he believed in above all others.
>>336874110
Well shit, we could save Siegward several times. He has a semi good ending to his quest. Or Irina if you let her become a firekeeper.
>>336874110
>Solaire going hollow
Bull fucking shit. If you kill the sunlight maggots he can be summoned to help you fight Gwyne.
For all we know he could be doing just fine and dandy like Patches, why he ditched his armor nobody knows. Maybe he found new purpose.
>>336874069
If we could talk, a large portion of conflicts in our adventure could be avoided.
>>336873810
Face it anon, the annals of history will never truly match the reality! Even Artorias was just a fool who people still follow blindly behind.
Your precious dancer was probably a whore!
>>336873859
Except she knows we fought Manus, she literally fights beside us.
>>336870643
W-why is everyone abusing Maria?
>>336874350
>Quelana
>Seethe
>Gwyndolin
>Smough
>Seaseless discharge
Damn you're right. But it's still pretty bullshit that none of these fights HAD to happen! Why couldn't charisma have been a thing?
>>336874246
>You forced him to help you fight the All Father after he wept about never finding his own sun.
>why did he ditch his armor, hand panted for the sun.
>The man didn't go hollow after losing his sole drive in life that kept him from going hollow
>Comparing him to Patches who is only looking out for himself.
You're very optimistic
>>336874350
She probably thought we wouldn't win because a normal human fighting against the god/mifestation of the dark seems pretty fucking unfair and one sided.
>>336874535
PUFFY VULVA
>>336874246
Did n't someone at from say that Solaire straight up links the fire in his world?
He became the sun after all.
>>336874631
Meant for
>>336874493
>>336874535
SHE'S AN EDGY BITCH
Niggers
>>336873859
But we fought Manus with Sif helping, he knows we can handle it.
>>336870545
I felt no pity after he turned into a literal raging autist in the second phase
>>336874398
She was not a whore! She was made to be a dancer for the corrupt Pontiff! Who knows what dancer means in Lordran, marriage ment stabbing someone through their face.
>>336874542
I still just wanted to talk to Faraam and his pet. Or Oceiros and say that "I don't care about OCELOT or dragons, just passing through!"
>>336870545
I just wanted to fuck her.
>>336874778
The Boss was too forced. It didn't help that all I could hear was Pearl Krabs also.
>>336874725
Creators confirmed this is canon, Solaire linked the fire and in his own special way was able to find his own sun
>>336874876
>It turns out Dancer meant secretary in Lothric
>The Dancer just got fucking bored filing complaint forms for Suly
>>336874631
She is summonable when we fight Manus, and even if you dont summon her, the whole thing takes place in the past. Unless shes redicuously stupid she has to know Manus is dead.
>>336874585
I'm optimistic because I refuse to believe sunbri Solaire would just give up, lay down and die. He's got to still be alive and fighting, if a piece of shit pike Patches is still well off alive than so is Solaire.
>>336875041
>Patches learned from his mistakes and armored up
>You get Solaire's clothes from a scavenger.
If he did keep going on he would have kept his shirt to symbolize he still had the faith he needed to live.
>>336875002
.pleasebethispleasebethis.jpg
>>336871223
>this shit theory still around
for the last time Gherman is not the Orphan. the thing you fight in the nightmare is just the manifestation of the Orphans anger towards hunters. the actual orphan is dead and has been dead for ages. the only thing that you could consider 'living' is the dark spirit that you have to kill hovering above Kos's womb to actually kill the Orphan and end the nightmare
>>336875240
>Local Madman goes Awoo
kek.
>>336874876
Oceiros was too crazy beyond reasoning when we find him. Not only has he glanced at Seethe's mind breaking research, turned into a scaless albino mutant and obsessed with making the 'perfect heir' there was no talking with him. Most people arent even sure if Ocelot is there or it's just his craziness radiating in the room.
literally every boss written by this sadistic fuck
>>336875196
>You get Iron Armor from traders in firelink shrine
>Final boss wears Firelink Armor
Solaire obviously traded his armor for the Firelink armor.
>>336875008
But the Abyss is clearly not. All who traversed the Abyss became consumed by it eventually. From Sif's perspective there's no reason to assume you would fare any better in the long run, even after avenging Artorius. She wants to avert the Dark Lord ending.
>>336875385
>You get Iron Armor from traders in firelink shrine
I don't know what that means, you get solaire's top from the crow.
>Solaire obviously traded his armor for the Firelink armor.
>You smite the man at his peak, ending his happiness
YOU ASSHOLE.
>>336875531
The crows are traders, you have to trade an item for another.
Lorian did literally nothing wrong
He's literally the best brother in video games
>>336875582
Oooh, I call them all crows, seems weird to call them traders.
>You literally get it from scavengers by trading.
>>336874535
People don't like good waifus, I guess.
>>336871842
What did this guy even do? I know fuck all about DS3 lore.
Best dad
>>336875356
But what about guys like the Pontiff? Just tell him that you're just passing thorugh here. Or Soul of Cinder; "Hey man, just trying to link the fire, nothing suspicious!". Or the Crystal Sage brothers, "greetings wise sage, mind teaching me some spells? No harmful intentions here."
>>336875629
>Did nothing wrong
>Gathers army and attacks demons who have done nothing
>Murders Old Demon Kings son who had high hopes he would grow up to save his people
>tosses all their bodies into smouldering lake like old garbage
>Did nothing wrong
Okay.
>>336875737
he's the reason gwyndolin is dead and maybe priscilla, and yorshka almost got eaten too because of him.
>>336872282
>her
You having a chuckle, m8?
>>336875858
>priscilla
fuck her tbqh.
>>336875926
fuck you tbqh perfect waifu perfect tail
You ever fight a boss that you kinda felt deserved to win more than you did?
I have.
>>336875737
He locked up a sick Gwyndolin for Aldrich to eat. He corrupts the Dancer who is a member of the royal family and the outrider knights by making them into beasts. He corrupts the church. Locks up Yorshka.
>>336875879
>implying the dancer wasn't female
U w0t m8?
>>336875825
Nah, Pontiff HAD to die for all the shit he caused. Him and Aldrich were mandetory killings. They caused too much suffering to be let go.
>>336875737
Tried to use Aldrich as a weapon to kill anyone with enough power to contend with him
Enslaved Giants using the profaned flame
Made Socerers who didnt follow him into Aldrich lunch.
Humiliated the Dancer, a decendant of Gwyn, by first making her his personal dancer then an exile knight.
>>336875981
HAH, fuck that shit, he was the unreasonable one. Fuck off and give Sora hisnobody back asshole.
>>336875976
>dragonfucker
>>336876095
With all the shit Pontiff's done makes you wondetmr who's REALLY in charge? Aldrich or Sulyvahn?
>>336872348
Over 12 playthroughs and your current theory is that everyone tried to fuck Kos.
>>336876005
Fine, he should be purged. But what about Yhorm and Farron's Undead Legion?
My point about Soul of Cinder and the Crystal Sage brothers still stands.
>>336876171
shh it's secretly the Nameless King posting
>>336876201
Aldrich just seems like a guy who likes to eat and dream.
>>336875827
Wait doesn't this mean he probably killed or at least his actions lead to Quelaag's sister dying?
>>336875976
I'm glad I chopped that bitch up, such an abomination shouldn't have been allowed to live.
>>336876171
yeah, so?
Astraea and Garl.
>>336876201
Anyone thought Aldrich was calling the shots?
Aldrich was just a man devouring blob who wanted nothing but to eat gods. Aldrich didnt care for his following.
>>336870643
Why pizza girl? Idun get it
I don't like killing dog bosses
;_;
>>336870643
>cheer up emo kid
This makes me happy everyone it's posted, Lady Maria deserves hugs.
>>336876325
Im erasing you from History.
>>336876239
I'd wanna fuck Kos tbqh, imagine how squishy that belly is.
>>336876274
Aldrich formed the deep churc, fattened up children and ate them, he was by all means not some fatass that just liked to eat.
>>336876271
Yhorm and Ferrons legion again, HAD to die. They were Lords of Cinder, they needed to return to their thrones.
>>336876423
>Dog
Hes a fucking half dragon.
>>336876201
Pontiff = Jabba the Hutt
Aldrich = Rancor
And you are Luke Skywalker.
>>336876513
Just walk to them and tell them to link the fire and it's time to do their job. Nothing bad is going to happen :^)
>>336876385
He founded the deep church though, the largest religion in DaS history, he also kidnapped children and ate them and also tried to speed up the 'age of the deep'. So Aldrich was technically calling the shots while Pontiff did his dirty work.
>>336872348
That is more farfetched you fuckng imbecil
>>336876293
>Hurting the Fair Lady and/or Quelana
I'll enjoy killing those fags even more now.
>>336876626
>the dancer is slave Leia
POTTERY
>>336876626
then who is fat crying trainer?
>>336876513
Aldrich is Smough. You get Smough's armor after you kill Aldrich.
>>336876734Dancer
>>336876750
to be honest, Smough probably got eaten by Aldrich. He was the last knight standing guard in londo
>>336876734
Archdeacon McDonnell.
He fucked up though and dogs ate him.
If it wasn't for the fact that he got the short end of the stick multiple times in life he might've turned out to be like Yu.
Well at least he's repenting for his crimes, we might even see him in P5or did he get a life sentence?
>>336876858
Smough was dead long before Aldrich.
>>336876858
>>336876750
Nah, Pontiff sliced up poor Smough, Aldrich only had the armor as some kind of 'offering' from Pontiff.
>>336876939
If true then Aldrich is a fucking pointless nobody and I mad.
It would be awesome if Aldrich turned out to be Gwyndolin or Smough.
Fuck you From.
>>336876902
Play ultimax or look up his story from it. Remember the fighting game spinoff were canon, and actually happened.
>>336876903
Apparently DS3 takes places in a world where the none of the things YOU did in DS1 were canon. The casual was not thorough enough.
>>336876902
Think he was awaiting trial last time he had plot stuff happen
>>336877040
Aldrich was just sime faggot that kept having dreams of the ocean engulfing the world. He opened up a church about it and lots of stupid people followed him.
>>336877103
No,DS3 takes place in a world where none of the side characters you kill are canon. Smough was not a sideboss, Gwyn links the flame and so does Chosen Undead.
It hurts anonsPlease make the pain stop
>>336877327
That was a "Chosen Undead was a Casual" Joke
>>336876004
I think he thought you were talking about Gwyndolin.
>>336874069
>her
Hahahaha
He just wanted to live with his daughteru
>>336874535
Because the phantom system in the souls game is always shit
I feel pity for this one.
>>336871437
>giant wolf
Why he is giant, exactly? What's with all this giant animals in dark souls?
>>336877902
Sifs gender is never revealed. Also i didnt see a big pair of dangling nuts when I cheesed under Sif.
Sif was a girl.
>>336878016
Why? He deserved everything he got. That's why he's a great character.
>>336874493
>she
>>336878082
In what way did he deserve it?
>>336873912
This. Why is this so hard for Sif haters to understand?
>>336878149
>No testicles
Checkmate
>>336878048
You live -> this means you eat souls to do sutff -> you became bigger. The longer you live, the bigger you became. This is how things works in DS universe
>>336878256
Except she literally remembers you and is reluctant to fight you and has the ability to place summon signs down.
She could have dropped the ring for us
>>336878171
As a soldier in war or in a fight it's their morals vs your morals. In reality big boss would have killed tons and tons of people for his beliefs, he's not batman he has no qualms about killing an enemy soldier.
>Alrich was a literally shit blob controlling gwyndolin like a puppet
>hit it several time while walking all over its body
>dies
why was alrich so unimpressive for being bigger than anor londo
>>336875371
>Mr. Beepsky
:(
>>336878385
>she
Post invalidated. Try again.
>>336878306
No tities either. And get this: if you remove all clothes from your male characters, he wouldn't have testicles either. Thatls actually a common thing in videogame industry.
>when he fucking destroys the mercy button
>>336878535
>Sif is a female norse name
>Has no dick
>>336878615
>Posting autismtale
Treat this thread seriously anon.
>>336878567
Hve you ever had a dog? Dogs with long fur you wont see the tiddies
And if I removed all my armor Im left with a loincloth
>>336878615
>he didn't go for a no mercy run
>he didn't laugh as he slaughtered the xenos scum in defense of humanity
heretics OUT
>>336878615
>Toriel ss mean to him
>Meanwhile everyone loves him.
What a bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_AeHbUkmSg
>>336878868
But I genuinely enjoyed his tragic character and felt sorry for the forced action he was forced to make.
>>336878049
how many games do you think actually have modeled genitalia, retard?
>>336878306
>Doesn't know Sif was fixed
>>336878883
Damn you're autistic.
>>336878957
>forced to make
>>336873531
>kos face
Anyone got a pic? I do not remember this at all. Seemed like just a dead slugjelly thing.
>>336879094
Kos had no face. Just smooth fleshy skin.
>>336878978
And how many games name a Boy character after a girl?
>>336879020
Youre here spouting non facts and Im autistic?
Im not gonna mod my game to look at my characters groin you fucking faggot.
I felt terrible for Sif. Motherfucking Dark souls changing the music. Making Sif's attack's slower. The limp he develops. I felt terrible. I died the first time I pushed him to that stage because I was like "holy fuck I'm a huge douche. Bro just give me the ring and help me!!"
Even dying he still crushed me.
What the fuck is up with Capcha? I keep getting the capchas that the check mark fades in less than 3 seconds. I solve 50 capchas and it tells me to keep solving to post. Have to use the audio option to actually get accepted.
>>336879178
more than ones with modeled genitalia, for sure.
>>336879152
I actually lied if you pay attention and zoom in you can see Kos has a mouth and a bit of a nose...fucking spooky.
>>336879036
Okay, he wasn't forced, but he knew that he couldn't turn back after killing the 2nd child.
>>336879258
>What the fuck is up with Capcha? I keep getting the capchas that the check mark fades in less than 3 seconds. I solve 50 capchas and it tells me to keep solving to post. Have to use the audio option to actually get accepted.
CHECK WHEN NONE ARE LEFT
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LET THEM FADE
Still its a massive pain in the ass
>>336879360
Holy shit. That is clearly a females face.
>>336879036
Wait a minute are you saying if the people who killed your people during a war locked you and your people in a mountain and the only way to get everyone out is through 7 human hearts. Are you saying that a guy who doesn't want to kill, but needs to do so in order to save his people, isn't being forced because of his people?
>>336872437
how would sif know you killed manus? all he knows is you went into the abyss after saving him and then disappeared for hundreds of years. He probably assumed you got consumed like Artorias, even more reason to guard the ring.
>>336879258
>that new cutscene you get when you do the DLC and save him in the past before fighting him in the present
I wasn't ready for that. Whenever he starts limping I just end it as soon as possible. What a depressing fight.
>>336879510
wait there is a new cut scene if you do the DLC first then fight him?
>>336879436
No it isn't.
>>336879612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUFuvlL6A1g
>>336879492
You can literally summon him to help you fight manus.
>>336876423
You're actually retarded.
>>336872437
What? No, the reason why you can't have the ring is because it belonged to artorias, you're straight up trying to rob a grave, which is an area you're protecting.
It's sad because his undying loyalty to his master supercedes the brief kinship you both shared taking manus down.
You're the asshole breaking pots in peoples houses for rupees.
>>336876095
>Dancer is a descendant of Gwyn
Where the fuck does this lore come from
>>336879612
She jumps at you and starts sniffing you, showing she remembers who you are.
She never asked for this manif you killed her sister you are scum
>>336870545
>Noble
>Skilled
>Only negative aspect is that he's fighting on the wrong side
>You kill his waifu in front of him
>you kill him over his home town as its being over run
>He literally did nothing wrong
>He respected you and actually wanted you to get better because he pitied how bad your comrades fared.
he was just on the wrong side of a bad war.
>>336879732
>Her crown says decendant of the royal family of old gods
>>336879510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkyi8aLgq_k
aww man why did you tell me?! Fuck I felt terrible before but even more so now!!
>>336879732
Her Armor
>The mirage-like aurora veil is said to be an article of the old gods, permitted only for direct descendants of the old royal family.
>>336879732
Shes a descendant of the Royal Family. Doesn't say which though
>>336879767
You also reach out t pet her, which makez this boss fight complete BULLSHIT. God I hate playing as a fucking mute in games.
>>336879732
Someone read that the head piece was something only the Old Royal family could wear. Despite the bit where there were many royal families throughout the years and it's not specific enough to pin point which royal family they are talking about.
>>336879847
>The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Ace Combat great again!
>>336879937
It literally says Old gods, which in DS2 refered to Gwyn.
Gods are dead. Gwyndolin was the last.
>>336879937
You can make one of Gwnynevere's miracles from her soul so it's safe to assume for now.
>>336879767
>She
Stop
>>336880171
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>336879658
Need some glasses, m8?
>>336880171
Accept it you faggot. Sif was a girl.
Dont reply if youre just gonna keep being autistic.
>>336880171
is that Bizarro?
Mission Control, do you read me?I'm coming home.
>>336880023
>>336880037
I don't believe you, the Soul says a distant daughter of the royal family meaning a woman who is related to the gods but not a god.
Gwynevere was a direct descendent of Gywn not filtered blood. Yes the gods are dead and I'm fairly sure the Pontiff dressed her in their garments. The Soul Miracle can be explained by the sharing of a line between Gwynevere and the War God she left with, passing down the blood as time passed until finally the descendant was found in Ithryll.
>>336879658
Yes it is.
They even gave her long hair and a church veil.
>>336880262
Not him but, What Sif wasn't a girl
>>336874778
horrible character, i couldnt stand her
>>336880262
I bet you like a new ghostbuster reboot too, faggot.
>>336876423
is this some new bait?
>>336880464
So youre literally saying she is a decendant of Gwyn...
Nobody said she was a daughter of Gwyn, shes likely one of Gwynaveres daughters since that girl got tapped more than a keg at a frat party.
>>336880759
I bet you wear fedoras.
>>336880730
Show me proof sif was a boy.
Sif is even a girls name
Theres nothing that states Sifs gender..all we have is a Wolf with a girls name.
>>336879258
Use legacy captcha bro
>>336880464
>I don't believe you
What's it like, being that fucking stupid? You don't "believe" in facts, numb-nuts.
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Dancer's+Set
>>336881013
Show me proof Sif was a girl, The Souls world doesn't follow any kind of real life tradition let alone norse mythology Sif is a unisex name.
>>336878868
>RREEEEEE IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE HE ISN'T SCREAMING ABOUT HIS STUPIDLY NAMED DRAGON KID AND IT'S FROM A GAME /v/ TOLD ME TO HATE
>>336881251
So its up the the viewers interpretation.
Thus She or He works.
>>336879937
>Someone read that the head piece was something only the Old Royal family could wear
You phrase that like it's not part of the fucking item description.
>>336881076
>http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Dancer's+Set
I literally don't understand what that was supposed to prove. You can put the hat on yourself does that mean you're a descendant of gwyn? It only meant something when the gods did it, and the pontiff just put it on her, he doesn't give a shit about tradition.
>beat first phase of Nameless king
>he goes to kill his dragon
>his hand starts trembling
Shit bro my bad ;_;
>>336881465
Because Pontiff fused the armor to her skin. The crown was an heirloom she wore before Pontiff got his pervy hands on her.
>>336881327
So there's no sense in this kind of post is there?
>>336880262
Unless one is some kind of insecure faggot, right?
>>336881501
>dragon
Use the correct terms or dont post please.
>>336881556
>The crown was an heirloom she wore before Pontiff got his pervy hands on her.
When the fuck did it say that?
He literally found her, made her a dancer, then an outrider knight and then fucking fused the armor of the outrider knight to her skin and made her a monster. Chances are he's the one that put it on her head after he fed everyone else to Aldritch and was left with a bunch of clothes the old gods used to wear.
>>336874535
>get rekt by maria cause you suck
>"H-hey guys lets bully Maria"
>faceroll the boss
>"H-haha maria is such as easy boss"
>>336881562
So theres no sense in anyone posting
>she
When sif is refered to as female. Until you can prove she isnt, in assuming youre autstic if you do that.
>>336881615
Nigga I don't give a shit about dragon archtypes I'm all about them old demons naw mean?
Miss me with that scalefag shit.
>>336878484
I think Anor Londo is just full of pussies. Remember how they supposedly lived in fear of Kalameet when some random chosen undead can murder it?
>>336881680
You can ignore subtle evidence all you want anon, its just you.
Dancer is someone related to Gwynavere, either Gywnavere herself or a daughter.
dis guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs2xe5zQImk
>>336881686
You're the one who has to bear proof, you're the one pushing so hard about it you autist.
He was literally Trump in JoJo, he wanted to make America the best country
>>336881779
I would take you seriously if you could spell the character's name correctly.
>>336881465
>The Pontiff Sulyvahn bestowed a double-slashing sword upon a distant daughter of the formal royal family, ordering her to serve first as a dancer, and then as an outrider knight, the equivalent to exile.
>The mirage-like aurora veil is said to be an article of the old gods, permitted only for direct descendants of the old royal family.
Holy fuck you are stupid
>>336881501
The tremble really fucking got me. It doesn't help that there's also literally no reason for you to even be there.
Also >>336881615 is right, it's a wyvern. Don't disrespect the dead man, c'mon.
>>336881680
Except Pontiff locked the old gods up, and had Aldrich eat them alive.
I highly doubt they were naked and Pontiff went scavaging for clothes of anything.
>>336880232
No.
>>336872348
No, that's fucking stupid.
More likely Kos got impregnated by herself or one of the other Great ones, and dies due to the pregnancy weakening her to the parasites in her system. That's why she's chock full of them when she washes up dead.
>>336881897
That literally proves absolutely nothing at all.
Nox
>>336878615
He deserved everything he got.
Frisk is too nice and naive and you know it.
