TEXAS MELEE tourney with Hbox, Mang0, Mew2king, Wobbles, MacD, Axe, S2J, Wizzy, based Nintendude and other top players.
Getting down to top 8 tonight. ITS A PEACH DITTOS EPISODE
Stream @ DreamhackSmash
Im so fucking happy all you faggots are getting rustled over hbox winning. Shows the massive ignorance of /v/.
Jigglypuff is a shit character, so shit that there is literally L I T E R A L L Y only one guy who can get to top 8.
Hbox SINGLE HANDEDLY flipped the fox puff matchup on his own, its still widely regarded by top pros to be 70%-30% in favor of fox. Seeing Hbox weave in and out instant death combos at 30% is a skill only few can even fathom. His character can die from one upthrow upair while he has to combo the spacies into fucking oblivion with 50 bairs or a risky rest combo that if he misses he INSTANT LOSES A STOCK.
Hbox is the hero we need, the one who consistently got out-tier'd for his entire life, but he refused to switch to 20XX he fucking pioneered his own character so much to a point that NONE OF THE GODS can replicate it and they all play top tiers pretty consistent except puff.
He fucking won it all, He beat his demons in life when the odds AND fans were always stacked against him. /v/ hates him because they will never craft their own negatives lives into success like him
>>336858142
it's just a game lol
M2k you're always going to sit at 5th place. You've been given years to get over this blatant stupid stuborness. We've seen it with Marth/fox Hbox. Fox vs armada. And peach with ICs. Just go your far more experienced main and win. You will. You can't *** see that because of this dumb 70:30 number that you think outweighs your lack of knowledge with peach. Congrats
>>336858142
What are you retards don't realize is that the fox placing at the top of the tierlist and his domination on matchups such as peach and puff are reliant on theoretical scenarios, that is to say, a fox that doesn't miss extremely difficult near frame perfect tech skill for the entirety of sometimes arduous 30 minute sets against floaties does in fact destroy these characters.
The problem is absolutely no one can maintain this consistently with a character like fox which is also arguably some of the biggest combo food in the game, so a miss at high level means more often than not 80% or death.
In contrast characters like puff and peach have piss easy tech and free punishes on fox that are extremely easy to pull off consistently. Don't believe me? Fire up 20XX, pick peach and go to fd. Do the chaingrab. The timing isn't hard, the movement isn't hard, etc. Same thing applies to puff. Peach can more often than not get 30-50% off of one downsmash. Puff's upthrow can't be DI 'd off reaction, that is to say, you have to be pointing away before the animation even begins.
This is coming from a Peach Puff dual main, I have extreme respect for fox players, but I don't kid myself, more often than not the people I beat at tournament have been playing much longer than me, and have much better tech skill than I do. These even applies to HBOX, and armada pre fox dual main. Have you seen hfox?
Milktea is so fucking ugly. Why do people pretend she's cute?
>>336858142
Tell them anon.
>>336858050
Who is that semen demon hugging that girl?
Is this the worst match in melee history?
>>336858417
yes
fucking mew2king is such a corny motherfucker, 5 seconds left god damn it
>>336858216
>***
Whoa, watch the language friend, this is a blue board
>>336858292
Have you not noticed that nowadays all girls get 10 guys that constantly want to fuck them no matter how ugly they are? Because beta retards like /v/
lol m2k
Lucky is going to fuck him up, he's talked about in on stream how he's getting better at this matchup.
>that last match
and then they say Hbox plays lame
What's going on with that dudes hair?
It's hard to make it out in that photo.
>>336858142
you're totally right, senpai.
>>336858417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6RVHITqzQ
>>336858353
milktea, the best female smasher
our guy Hbox, lets goooooo
>>336858353
The King of the Mews
I feel like husband doesn't understand anything
>>336858660
oh forgot about that. laudy is such a fucking joke.
>>336858142
speak it, senpai
autist thread for autist fanbase
L U C K Y
U
C
K
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>>336858871
Thanks for posting.
We will consider your post.
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
SECRET HBOX SLAYER
Nice game from Lucky. Hbox seems to lose the first game often tho
>>336858723
same
Went to my first Smash tournament and it smelled like armpits and weed. Should this be expected for most tournies?
>>336858142
They hate him because he's boring to watch. Whether you personally like it or not, most people came into Melee not because of backairs or Rest, but because of combos and fast movements.
I will save melee
I SAID THAT HE MUST WIN TO HBOX.
HE DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>336858050
>fat asians showing their navel
if you're fat, why even bother? Jesus.
>>336858292
Seen her irl, she's aight.
Hbox looks like he regressed to early 2015 with these edgeguards.
>>336859312
spotted the harpy
>>336859312
>>336858662
The best is Admiral.
Why did Lucky go Final Destination? Why not Pokemon Stadium or Yoshi's?
>>336859494
? She's fat. The longer I look at the picture the more is wrong with it. Like those fucking legs for example or her clothes
>>336859532
How am I baiting?
>>336858662
Hahahaha there are faggots that unironically believe this
FUCKING HBOX
>>336859030
>>336859046
Stop rooting for someone who doesn't even know of your existence holy shit.
TIED U-
FUCK
kEK THAT READ
>>336859494
*quiet reeee in the distance*
>>336859568
because she's not fat, just ugly
>>336859628
That doesn't make sense
>>336858050
>m2k
>hair
pick one
>>336859568
She's flat as a board, you're better off complaining that she has no ass or something.
>>336859628
(You)
Lucky will never beat hbox.
Hbox is the most clutch smasher, hands down.
>Hbox putting the melee competitive scene to sleep
it's pottery
What fucking shitty DI did Lucky have to do in order to get hit by 7 uairs?
hahahahahaha;_;
Husband just makes this match even worse to watch than a normal HBox match
>Lucky in charge of not SDing
JESUS CHRIST LUCKY
>>336859804
>uairs
>Lucky
fucking hell
BWAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
i just fucking spewed water everywhere
We out.
>lucky
HBOX IS VICTORIOUS AGAIN!
>Lucky
I love seeing Norwalk lose
>>336859142
Fuck that. I hate watching countless spacies match ups that always devolve into the same shit every time. Seeing a Peach, Jiggly, Falcon, etc enter the ring makes shit exciting.
>Cucky cocksuckers actually thought Mango's buttbuddy could beat Godbox
hilarious
>>336859774
its hard to choke when you have 10 jumps and no difficult tech to do
who /gay for MacD/ here?
Both times he lost his last stock I looked away
who /hbox/ here
Lucky looked fucking crushed holy shit.
>>336860000
Nice quads.
>>336859996
Peach and Falcon more freedom in their movement and more creative combos. Jigglypuff is just fucking awful, also
>not liking spacies
Literal faggot
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
HOW THE FUCK IS THE TOP TIER CHARACTER LOSING TO A LOWER TIERED CHARACTER
YOU GUYS SAID TIER LISTS WHERE EVERYTHING
>>336860024
Oh look, the plankposter is back.
>>336860024
No he's annoying as fuck and a rapist.
https://twitter.com/LegendofLucky/status/729133986740469760
>only cool norwalk player loses
It's not fair
>no plup
>>336860165
>plankposter
take that BAck
>>336860165
>not liking brat
>>336860281
lel what a scrub
>>336860373
I heard Plup is an asshole IRL.
How much worse would hbox's puff be if Kongo64 was still legal?
>>336860496
Yeah, just watch some locals he commentates at, giant faggot
>>336860275
>RAPIST RAPIST RAPIST
can you faggots just shut up with everyone apparently being a rapistor a racist, or "problematic". sick of this shit everywhere I look.
>>336860496
>>336860561
Plup is literally our guy
>>336860534
He would shark up air and then take top for the next 7 minutes.
Also, sick Rest Barrel punishes.
>>336858050
>that "help me" face
>>336860623
I'm tired of this "rape is bad" meme.
>>336860534
Would be ever more dominant alongside Armada considering Mute City would also be legal.
>>336860685
Not really.
HOW DO YOU MISS ALL THOSE EDGEGUARDS?
>>336860496
How old is he? He can be a douche but if he's as young as I think he is then I think he's just normal for his age
>>336860496
People think he's a douche because he won't hang out with them when he's antisocial and just wants to watch anime in his hotel room.
>>336858050
Does this count as hover handing? He's making contact but his hand is hanging off instead of resting on her shoulder.
>>336860942
>Anime
Considering Smashers, I bet it's shonen garbage like DBZ, Bleach, and HiatusxHiatus
>>336860962
Absolutely.
>>336860942
Gahtzu has some crazy stories about Plup actually
kid gets wild on occasion
this is so cringey holy shit
>>336860758
almost, Milkteas mouth is more smiling while this chick is more frowning
>this commentary
Gotta remember how easily he always beats macd whenever there is complaining about Mango not knowing the Peach matchup again when Armada beats him
>>336860623
well i mean the whole problematic or racist thing overriding the rest of the persons character thing is pretty annoying but come on anon rape is pretty bad
>>336860623
>he's not up to date with smash memes
This isn't even that new of a meme.
>>336861150
He didn't rape that guy, at worst he sexually harassed somebody who admitted that they were never able to say no in the moment
Literally the faggot version of I regretted it after so it's rape
My fantasy team fucking bombed tbqh
Why don't people respect Axe as much as Hbox when he also has to get through an awful matchup while using a much worse character?
>That Axe Stock
>>336860781
That's just being dumb, of course rape is bad. WHEN IT IS LEGITIMATE RAPE. People can't seem yo tell the difference of an obvious rape from "i regret this, he raped me". Just see this shit everywhere, facebook, twitter, /b/, /v/, even the fucking news.. just, can we stop?
jesus I love watching axe
>>336861039
I grew up on DBZ and it was my favorite show when I was younger, but once I found out about DB I realized how bad DBZ was. DB is still really fun.
Bleach has always been shit though.
>>336861350
Because Axe doesn't need an internet defense squad since he actually plays the game in an entertaining way. People don't need to reassure themselves that he's being some sort of messiah to the game like they do with HBox.
Sfat has the most boring, cookie cutter Fox ever.
>>336861271
>>336861421
He held down a 15 year old boy and fucked him while sky jerked off and laughed.
>>336861350
Everyone likes axe more than hbox and respects him at least as much
>Pikachu
>mid low tier with only one great player
>Falcon
>high tier with many great players
>Pikachu will still win a national sooner.
>>336861562
he's very defensive but i'd hardly call him boring.
>>336861350
because everyone already likes Axe so there's nothing to talk about
>>336861421
sauce man
Axe is our guy, right?
>>336861350
Because Hbox is a much better player. People seem to love Axe tho
>>336861589
Source? If he really raped someone fine, I just am so tired of just seeing/hearing that word, y'know?
>>336861673
>>336861673
>those Axe reactions at summit 2
>>336861673
We like axe but so does everyone
He cannot be our guy
>>336861589
>>336861726
He's mirroring reddit retardation blowing the whole thing out of proportion
>>336861271
oh, i dont know the context of the situation..sorry didnt mean to speak to who macD's situation or who he is
>>336861656
http://m.mangachapter . me/45734/sweet-guy.html
>>336861673
>>336861770
Naw, he's just shitposting.
>>336861619
>Pikachu will still win a national sooner
Both have a 0% chance to win a major.
>>336861726
MacD bragged about on twitter and said no one could ever prove it.
>>336861780
>oh, i dont know the context
then shut the fuck up, tumblr
I miss toph and scar
>>336861726
No. some retard mod on reddit decided to pin a post with allegations that macD molested somebody without consent. Proof was really shoddy.
>>336861686
Nope, Axe is a lot better. Just held back by using an unviable piece of trash.
>>336861829
thanks my man
>>336861848
Gonna need a source on that one dude.
>>336861868
I'm tired of hearing toph say dude
>>336859714
She's both fat and ugly.
>>336859736
I never talked about her tits.
>>336858294
is that Smash Flash 2 anon?
>>336861673
Amemebate
>>336861868
Well sometimes I don't want to hear Scar gargle Mango's jizz for four hours.
>>336861562
>I'm not mafia guys cuz I'm not.
>just chillin here eating teddy grams with DUJUAN
>>336861726
MacD licked some guy's ear, they went on dates and stuff, then the guy was about to get thrown out of Sky's apartment so he accused MacD of rape and Sky for ignoring his plea for help.
is it just me or is the gimping off stage by pikachu kind of frustrating after watching the opponent destroy him on stage for a long time? curious what others think
Does anybody honestly like Husband commentary?
>>336861946
That's literally the entire west coast. So fucking annoying
>>336858142
>mfw people get assblasted over wobbling
>Wobbles took 8th in the tournament where wobbling debuted
>not 1st
>not 3rd
>not 5th
>EIGHTH
>and he's never done that well since then
it'll fucking devastate a little insulated community like mine, but in the grand scheme wobbling's not good enough to be a serious threat on a pro level
>>336861890
>Nope, Axe is a lot better. Just held back by using an unviable piece of trash.
He wouldn't be where he is without that "unviable piece of trash"
A lot of his play is incorporates MU inexperience.
>>336861904
No problem
>>336861869
>>336861848
>>336861770
So like I said, "i regret this" then? Why is this allowed? World is getting depressing with this shit guys.
>>336862094
No.
>>336861843
He'll have a great run and get second at something huge at least. AZ breeds elite.
>That dreamland stock
wow Axe
>>336861993
MacD doesn't lick he goes in dry because it hurts more. Apparently his dick is 2 inches long but 6 inches around and when he's done there's so much blood on his dick causing him to earn the nickname "The Crimson Bore".
>>336861993
I fucking hate homos.
Not because they like dick. But because they're always so fucking gay.
>>336862094
Yes, it's not the most correct but he's a fun guy.
>>336861861
>implying you know what happened between the two either
dont defend the dude you dont know him and you dont know what happened..you people are as bad as the ones accusing him of rape.
you werent there then shut the fuck up about it
>>336862094
He's only good with his heterosexual life partner Wife.
>>336861039
>grouping HxH with commercial trash like Bleach
lol
>>336862145
>he's never done that well since then
Didn't he get 4th at Five Gods?
This Melee thread is unusually bad even for Smash standards
>>336862258
>everybody is guilty until proven innocent
>burden of evidence falls upon the nonexistence of something
>proving the nonexistence of something at all
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Axe will never beat hbox, just SD and let sfat have a go. He may be a choker but at least he's gone last stock game 5 against him before.
>>336862145
I guess his 2nd place at Evo doesn't count
Do you guys think Milktea ever let Chris Tap that? Or did he pump her full of Mexican Piss(Corona)?
>>336862262
>Implying HxH isn't commercial trash
>Implying the only reason why Togashi hasn't been fired and dropped only altogether because he saved WSJ 20+ years ago with YYH
wwwww
>>336862258
Innocent until proven guilty bro. If there's no verifiable proof then why should I condemn him?
>>336862375
at least it's not tripfaging shit like in /ssbg/
>>336862102
Agree but toph is the worst to me for whatever reason
>>336862497
Milk in her prime was fine. Shame her face.
WHEN
WILL
LEFFEN
RETURN
TO
USA
SMASH
>>336862516
yeah he saved a whole company that is the most popular weekly manga tank and HxH despite the delays doesnt drop out of top 30 sales of the week/month ever and is in top 15 over 75% of the time.
continue to cry more bitch boy
>fox wins
wow what a suprise
foxwinslol
>>336862698
he got a temp visa so he can go to evo, get with the times grandpa
>these no name gigawhos
Poor Axe. Meets Wobbles next
come on johnny
>>336862698
Sprayed all over the border, my man.
>>336862778
BASED AS FUCK
LEFFEN MAKING IT BACK FOR THE SUPERBOWL OF FIGHTAN, THE ONLY TOURNEY THAT MATTERS - EVO
>>336862798
>I've only ever watched the documentary and just got into watching melee
>Trump wins
>>336862516
>>Implying HxH isn't commercial trash
it isn't. the author contractually can put out chapters whenever he wants, it's more of a hobby than a job hence why the series' writing and storytelling is so good.
he also plays with the boundaries of what wsj even permits, the "main character" hasn't been relevant for two arcs now, and stuff like chimera ant wouldn't be out of place in a seinen magazine. just found it kind of humorous that you grouped a masterpiece with bottom feeder crap like naruto and bleach.
>>336862402
jesus. read the comment again dumbfuck, did i anywhere say macd was guilty? I was saying the people who insist on asserting the innocence/guilt of a person despite not knowing what happened or even personally knowing the person much less ever meeting them are equally fucking retarded. Especially when its a he said she (or he) said like this case
It's sensationalism thats all it is. especially for video game semi-pros lol
>>336862258
>you people are as bad as the ones accusing him of rape.
no they literally are not
what a fucking stupid thing to say
>>336862705
>being this mad about his favorite aneemay
>>336862976
>you people are as bad as the ones accusing him of rape.
>Lucky likes Umaru and sometimes sports the UMR tag
how does that make you feel, /v/?
Rework Capt. Falcons Up+B into something better.
>>336863025
>aneemay
Read the manga.
>>336862892
>muh bads are relevant/entertaining/worth watching
muted til a God plays
Would you be scared if you met MacD in a dark alleyway?
>>336863135
No I would be happy. MacD is cute as fuck and rumor is he has a nice big cock.
>>336863135
While his homolust knows no bounds, I still don't think I'm attractive enough for him to notice me. I'd probably be fine. He has standards. Probably.
SMOKE
2
JOINTZ
>S2J does an offstage edgueguard without SDing first
I don't really play Melee, but Falcon's recovery looks fucking miserable
Good shit S2J
SHAME
2
JOHNERS
>>336863349
He gets his double jump back after a aerial down b and can grab the ledge facing the other way after he up Bs.
That's the only thing good about it.
>>336863349
>I don't really play Melee
Why?
>>336863349
which is worst recovery, sheik, falcon, or marth?
>>336863349
His recovery is what keeps him from being truly top tier. He's far too easy to gimp.
>>336863481
falcon easy
>>336863481
easily falcon's dude. he has literally no options
WOBBLES FUCKING BEAT MOJO
>>336861835
>>336861673
a nigger ?
>DAT UPTILT HITSTUN
FUCK YOU FOX
>>336862879
Guess it doesn't work if you're there.
>>336863468
I don't have a gamecube
foxwinslol
>>336863898
dolphin and 20XX, senpai. even older computers can run it well
Fuck this shit.
Johnny is never winning a major, is he
>>336863898
is your computer that shite?
Aaaaaand Fox wins
holy shit
Lucky got even fatter in the few months I haven't seen him
>>336863972
I don't have a gamecube controller
West, Lucky and s2j are like the holy trinity of hype matches.
If its a match between either of them, always fun shit.
>>336863704
Yeah but hes BLACKED a white girl, which is /v/'s number 1 fetish.
>>336863859
It does work. It's sprayed all over the border so it keeps fuckboys out. So the opposite can be true too. Any fuckboys already in are stuck inside.
>basically the whole of today is trashcan play
Lucky a cute, CUTE!
Smart for lucky to grab ledge at the end there. Idk why people don't do that more often against falcon
>hungrybox has to face SFAT instead of Axe tomorrow
at least he's gonna have to earn this tourney.
tell me at least fucking wobbles is here during this tier-D play
>>336863481
Falcon's hands down, Sheik has a pretty meh one too, but at least she has Zelda's teleport. Marth's recovery is actually pretty solid, it's not the best but you can get creative with it.
How can Duck go to all these tours when hes not sponsored ever
>>336864148
playing Axe for top 8 losers
>>336864045
You can't "Black" fat white women.
It doesn't even count as an interracial couple at this point.
>almost 400 players in a tourney
>for a game that has 4 good players, max
>only 2 gods, and leffen, showed up
How good is Luigi? I always thought he was good, he has decent recovery, no?
>>336864148
Wobbles-Axe Next Fampai
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING RESULTS
WHY IS THIS WEBSITE SO SHIT
HOW DID LEFFEN DO
>>336864179
He flies
>>336864326
Leffen is not here you faggot. At home fapping to hentai like the bitch he is
>>336864148
He's gonna make top 8. Pikachu sucks cock against ICs and his Falco isn't that great. If we're really unlucky we get to see Young Link
>>336864045
thic
>>336864278
Yes and no. Overall yeah it's nothing really to complain about -- his vertical is pretty mediocre but his horizontal is decidedly great.
>>336864179
He has a small little cult of followers that love him dearly. All you need to get to where you wanna go.
>mango too washed up to even show his face
>ppmd probably killed himself or something
>armada ?????? something swedecuck probably ????
where are all the good players?
did we have to trade 3 gods to get leffen backprobably still worth it
>>336864405
website confirms leffen
http://dreamhackaustin.com/smash/
NOTABLE PLAYERS
Nationality, Team, Nickname
....
Team Solomid/Red Bull – Leffen
>>336863481
>shieks recovery
>I'll win if he doesn't grab ledge when I'm offstage.
FUCK ICE CLIMBERS
FUCK NINTENDUDE
CMON DUCK. WHETHER WE SEE WOBBLING IN TOP 8 OR NOT DEPENDS ON YOU.
GIVE DUCK YOUR ENERGY
>>336864254
>2 gods
>and leffen
