Characters that got away scott-free
>creates aberrations on the premise of being able to bring back the dead
>>336854332
>>336854332
While you're not wrong that she's a piece of shit, her goal wasn't to bring back the dead, it was trying to preserve monster SOULs so they can collect enough to shatter the barrier.
>game's gimmick is being able to be a horrible monster or the nicest guy ever
>can't kill the character the player would despise most of all specifically to make the evil path a let down and regretful
wew lad.
I want to snuggle with Alphys while watching Netflix!
>>336854332
These threads are boring. Let's talk about characters we thought would get away with it but got their ultimate punishment somewhere down the line.
Nah it's okay you killed six kids goatdad lets all go to the surface and have wonderful lives and hope the parents of those children never come asking about them
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/at0b1bl.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>336856613
I mean, it is implied that she kills herself if you kill fish lady.
>>336854332
>is a dumb immortal plate on a boat
>we call her a qt grill
>>336858463
>believes ( even if hes wrong ) that the girl could possibly be the cure, and could LITERALLY save the world, and literally billions of human lives
>lol shes too pure and innocent, shes only shived about 15 adults in the brain. lets play gay daddy for the next 30 years in a place we could be rebuilding
roughly 200 times worse then hitler, last time i crunched the numbers
>>336858463
This
Dex. Gat Outta Hell was an extreme asspull.
>self inserts autistic fursona
>uses publicity to shill commissions despite Toby saying not to
>retreats into his hugbox when he gets called out
>makes a tumblr post where he sympathizes with Duncan because he feels they're both being fursecuated and are receiving unnecessary hate.
>makes another tumblr post about "BAWWW WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE ME? IM SO DEPRESSED GUYS ;_;"
>gets showered with pity fanart
>he and his SJW friends constantly pester Toby to put a good word for him
>Toby finally breaks and acts as Butterfaggot's personal shield
>this faggot will now go on thinking he did nothing wrong
>>336859914
>he sympathizes with Duncan
Over the fucking line. That fucker killed a game,and is probably the reason my fetish is so awful
>>336860103
>>336859914
what's a duncan
>>336860103
According to Sam, the devs "scammed" Duncan and used him as a scapegoat
http://samael.tumblr.com/post/140079428155/hey-samael-whats-your-opinion-on-the-situation
>>336860357
Furfag that self inserted his green macro kangaroo fursona into a fighting game and was so autistic he had to make his OC unbeatable. When people saw that, they demanded their money back and the kickstarter flopped thanks to him.
>>336860357
>>336860725
>>336860472
If I recall correctly, he was some part of what some anons called a "furry mafia"
>>336857631
what the fuck was asgore gonna do with the kids that came waltzing down in a cave that no one can possibly escape from?
>>336860824
>furry mafia
>>336860824
Yeah he is a "mob boss" in the furry community, specifically the macro side. He had tons of cash and would basically own artists with how much he payed and his strong grip he had with his popularity. He always got his way, because if he didn't he would send his legion of fanboys to harass you and anyone who would want a commission from you if you were an artist. I also heard he had a "Girlfriend", but it was more like a guy's female sona, he held hostage, because being a mob boss and all.
>>336861020
Look after them, like he did with Chara?
>>336860725
oh lol this guy
>we are making a godzilla combat game! for some money, you can put a character in!
>oh us us us! the furry community pitched in together so we can put a furry from the early 90`s in! his attacks will be FRIENDHSIP and LOVE!
>uh...well, we, uh, we can put him in, heres some, uh, altered designs. to make him, a bit more, like, the rest of the game
>NO, HE HAS TO SPARKLE AND LOVE HEARTS FLOAT AROUND HIM AND STUFF
>thats..completely out of theme, for the entire game. its like asking for a dating sim in the middle of silent hill
>NA NA NA NA CANT HEAR YOU PUT IT IN PUT IT IN PUT IT IN
>>336861035
the character is old. like, back when the internet just got rolling. think of him as, malcom x for black people, or something. they rally under him because hes the original.
>>336860824
I remember reading about this at the time. Does anyone have any evidence or screencaps of the threads?
>>336861180
Don't forget
>Ok so the reason the monsters are fighting eachother is because they are being mind controlled by evil scientists
>Duncan is too powerful to be mind controlled! He does not take orders, he gives them!
>um...well that's the plot of the game though...
>WELL THEN CHANGE THE PLOT
Is Muffet the only time a "donate to have your OC inserted" character has been good?
>>336861731Best boss music
>>336861731
Probably
>>336861886
That is surely is
>>336854332
She had no way of knowing what would happen. She's not evil and even got completely overwhelmed by her mistakes to the point of becoming suicidal, and eventually did apologize and try to right her wrongs.
>>336861731
Muffet was designed with the game in mind to blend with the atmosphere tho.
Don't compare it to some shitter self-insert OC like pic re, nah, Not even going to bother googling that shit
>>336861020
he could have raised them until they died naturally, but it's pretty heavily implied that they sought him out and started the fight (or died in accidents/to the royal guard, based on their item locations)
>>336861731
Well there's also Glyde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xLJSbM01ys
Like So Sorry, he's a secret enemy, but at least he isn't a self insert of an autistic manchild wearing a fedora
>>336861716
what did they end up doing? adding in an entire joke character category, then adding another side joke character so it wouldnt seem the entire joke category it literally just to deal with duncans shit?
god, i love to own a copy of it.
>heres godzilla
>heres some other historical kaju
>and heres the guy in a giant green kangeroo costume, whose intro macrophilia and loves eating tiny furries for sexual pleasure. his power is love and friendship.
>>336862263
>Based on their item locations
Explain? You mean the coffins at the end, or did I miss something?
>>336861731
Muffet's incentive was "pledge to have this professional artist design a character in the context of the game", wasn't it?
>>336862389
each kid has an armor piece and weapon and the locations where they're found or bought imply that they died or were wounded before even reaching asgore
>>336862389
Throughout the game there were items littered about belonging to the past children like bandanas and toy guns and their descriptions gave vauge hints as to how they died. Most of it is about how they died to "Ball" except for one kid that "dethroned ball".
>>336862716
>died to "Ball"
That's the snowball golf game
>>336854332
>alphys
>scott free
Literally name one thing she did wrong.
Because bringing back the dead in a way that both them and the families of the deceased were fine with isn't one.Trusting Muffet's spider jew ass was, though.
>>336862479
Nah, Muffet's creator (The Ava's Demons lady) donated for the create a monster tier on her own.
She actually worked with Toby to make her fit, which is why he was so eager to give her a story spot as soon as he found out about So Sorry's fetish background.
>>336854332
Asgore got off pretty free as well. Also he gave Alphys the okay to do her experiments. Almost all of the shit in Undertale was his fault.
>>336863080
Technically, all of the shit in Undertale was the primitive humans' fault for sealing the monsters away. Or Chara's fault for trying to assassinate Asgore and suceeding in killing Asriel.
>>336858463
The fireflys were fucking idiots and the world is better off with them dead. Joel may not know shit about brain tumors, but he knows everything there is to know about gene pool sanitation.
>>336859914
I think the worst part about So Sorry is that, according to the $1000 tier, he's canon.
That means that So Sorry has a pencil that can literally fix any issue in the game.
Like drawing up some souls, for example.
>>336863046
If kickstarters did the whole "donate to put in a character" but transparently filtering through and finding the ones that are good, that would be amazing.
Step aside, motherfuckers.
>>336858463
Joel did nothing wrong
>>336862584
That also implies one died in the ruins
Asgore's guilt also makes absolutely no sense if he didn't kill any of the kids personally
>>336862584
Toby confirmed that Asgore killed all 6 in a past Twitter post. And one of the dialogue that Asgore's lost soul heavily implied that he did meet all 6.
>>336862716
>how they died to "Ball"
The descriptions that the snowball game gives relates to the method you used to get the ball into the hole. Get it in the last moment when it's small, and you get the light blue flag that related to Patience.
>>336854332
>implying I let any of them get away in the end
>>336863386
A few of them have started adding "The team reserves the right to refuse or alter designs" disclaimers and that's honestly the best way to do it.
![images[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oky1PuP.jpg "images[2].jpg")
>>336854332
>That one character you want to kill, but don't get the satisfaction or option to.
>They bitch out and kill their self during your murderous rampage.
>>336863319
>I think the worst part about So Sorry is that, according to the $1000 tier, he's canon
It pisses me off to no end that he's canon too and that Toby had to make a personal post saying that Fedoradragon "is as much as Undertale as Papyrus and Toriel" just to get his tumblr pals off his back. The squeeky wheel gets the grease indeed.
>That means that So Sorry has a pencil that can literally fix any issue in the game.
>Like drawing up some souls, for example
But So Sorry is a shit artist, that also is canon. If he did doodle up a soul it would probably be a scribbly abomination. So Sorry is already a crime against nature, the last thing we need is more.
>>336863651
you can't kill them all, Alphys will survive if you try
she only dies if you specifically murder her closest friends
>>336861731
That's cuz the person who created muffet actually worked with toby to make her fit the game
it's not like so sorry or duncan from that kaiju game where a furry just shamelessly inserted his fap material
>>336863794
Murdering the entire world gets Alfeez in the bargain
And then resetting the world to get the personal satisfaction of murdering her personally
>>336863794
>you can't kill them all, Alphys will survive if you try
You can destroy the world, which is good enough.
>>336861731THE BAZ
>>336863794
He's referring to Charaerasing the undertale universe from existence, effectively killing everything
>>336863781
>give pencil to a decent artist
>literally every conflict in undertale is instantly solved
>>336863246
Technically, it's the monster's fault that that got sealed away, for revealing the whole soul thing that they could do (and it's implied that it did happen before, seeing that the wall at Waterfall is stated to have a drawing of a monster after that take a soul)
Plus they are all race of complete fuck-ups, so there's that as well.
>>336854332
Despite hating her for everything she had done and getting with all it, Alphys is my favorite character because how flawed and messed up she was. I wished more characters were messed up like her so it would've been hard to spare monster during a neutral run.
>>336864102
So Sorry would probably get buttblasted about being shown up and would probably bitch that the pencil will only work for him or he's the only monster capable of bringing drawings to life.
>>336863504
>That also implies one died in the ruins
Which would be impossible, seeing that the pre-release interview stated in Toby's words, that all kids that fell in, left the Ruins.
>>336864243
I disagree. I want to agree with you, but Alphys being a horrible person and then the game basically handwaving it with "no but it's okay though, she's honest and sorry and a big dork with Undyne so all the bad shit she does didn't count" absolutely destroyed any sort of legitimacy to her very real flaws, because the game refused to acknowledge her as such and the player is left to draw the conclusion that she's horrible while the game's narrative does the opposite.
>>336859914
>>uses publicity to shill commissions despite Toby saying not to
Why is this a bad thing?
>>336860725
Fuck furries. Constantly shoehorning their shit everywhere
A team of guys just wanted to make a game about giant monsters fighting each other, and we get a bunch of furry's fetish shit thrown in
>>336864525
Toby kind of wrote himself into a corner with the good ending, since it had to have a positive outcome for every living character.
In the context if the story it's understandable why she got a pass. Monsters are very forgiving and sympathetic by nature and they were happy to see their family members, even as abominations.
>>336864394
I know /v/ tends to hate /vg/, but I think the one funny thing I've seen come out of /utg/ is a couple jokes about So Sorry being Monster Kid's abusive father.
I'm 100% certain that people only hate Alphys because of her calls interrupting the game and anime jokes, and using the true lab stuff is them deliberately misunderstanding how that shit went down in order to justify them hating her. prove me wrong
>>336864583
>So Sorry as seen in hit game UNDERTALE is selling drawings! You liked UNDERTALE didn't you?
Anyone would be pissed
>>336864719
But drawings of what? If they were about Undertale characters, it'd be very wrong indeed.
>>336864694
>even as abominations.
To be fair, we don't really know what the fuck monster culture is like. I mean, they're made of magic, right? It could be a common thing to just change how you look on a whim like that.
Not to mention that the only person you ever see talking about how fucked up the amalgamates are is Alphys herself, which is why she was so antisocial. She basically worked herself up over literally fucking nothinglike most fujoshits, actually.
>>336854332
Not getting away scott-free with God, Alphys is going to Hell for being a degenerate homosexual.
>>336864878
But she crushes on Asgore too. She's straight.
>>336864819
He's using the fact that he talked with Toby for a short time to sell shitty battle mockups of other people's garbage fursonas at about $60 a pop.
I wouldn't be surprised if he only started the drama back up to see if he could wring more commisions and patreon money out of the game.
>>336863430
Now we're actually getting somewhere in this thread
>>336864867
Alphys is a very human character in a world full of creatures that act completely different from humans. I think that's why a lot of people don't like her, kind of like how people complain about Shinji being a bitch despite being a fairly realistic 14 year old kid.
>>336864706
I just hate her because Tumblr put her on a pedestal going "lol literally me" and dismisses any criticism about her because she's a socially awkward queer nerd like them.
>>336864695
That would explain the lack of arms on Monster Kid.
>>336864819
But it wasn't like "Hey guys, I'll draw Undertale characters" it was more like "Hey guys, I'll draw your obese fursonas as mock up battle/overworld sprites for $50+ so you too can look like you were part of the game like yours truly." And boy did he rake in the dough, furry pockets are deep. And then he basically shat on his customers.
>>336865274
>I just hate her because Tumblr
OK
>>336864396
How did the ribbon and the toy knife get back into the ruins?
>>336865247
>Alphys is a very human character
Well, she is a humanboo. One of the two, at least.
>>336864706you're right
Pretty much all the main characters get away with being shitty people
>>336865015
You mean bi?Undyne should totally leave her, bisexuals can't be trusted in monogamous relationships.
>>336865572
Kid must have left them behind. Just like all those shoes in the guest room.
>>336865804
>Papyrus
>being a shitty person
>ever
>>336865804
Except Papyrus
>>336865015
I'm pretty sure the term you are looking for is bi.
>>336865247
Only teenagers that Shinji as a character directly criticizes and represents had a problem with him.
>>336865274
hating a character because a fanbase you don't like likes them is petty and doesn't help your problem at all
>>336854332
>>336865804
just like real life
>>336854332
It was useful scientific research, she just couldn't properly deal with the results of the experiments.
She should have told the King who, need I remind everyone, was the one who had the idea for observing monsters who were in comas in the first place.
Once the king was notified of the failed experiments, he could have properly informed the people of what had happened.
Either that, or properly cover it up.
>>336865885
That pasta is a crimeWhich is entirely Undyne's fault because she's a shitty teacher
>>336865015
You mean bi.
>>336866043
Asgore didn't tell her to put the human souls in a blender and inject the crap that came out into every monster's remains all willy-nilly without testing it
>>336866043
The entries in the true lab imply that Gaster may have also been conducting the experiments. There's two separate people writing the entries: someone whose grammar is fine, and someone who doesn't capitalize words and writes in fragments.
>>336866193
How could she have tested it?
>>336859914
Wait, when did he shill his commissions and when did Fox say not to?
Also, when was it found out that he's an SJW?
>>336866254
Gaster was gasterblasted out of space and time. As far as the universe is concerned he never existed and was never around to write the entries that legitimately appear in the game.
>>336866285
Maybe on one corpse first. You know, start small. Have a control.
>>336866254
that's just alphys when she's panicked
gaster writes in wingdings and if he did exist then he disappeared before alphys became the royal scientist and did her DT experiments
>>336866254
Come on, anon, it's obviously Alphys "Doing Fine" and Alphys "Nervous Trainwreck" writing those entries
>>336854332
It's just as well, since a lot of the monsters in jesus ending are happy to have their loved ones back, albeit in modified form.
>>336860472
Fist thing posted on his blog.
I want to punish Alphys for all the terrible shit she didwith sexual abuse
>>336866369
Then who made the core? Why wasn't the core itself wiped off the map?
>>336866451
Why would Gaster write entry number 17 if he hadn't written any of the others?
>>336865813Can confirm. All my failed relationships involved the girls being bi and that felt "trapped" being in a monogamous relationship. They also turned out to be huge liberal furries, so maybe I dodged a bullet there.
>>336866514
>>336866519
Someone else. Gaster made himself non canon.
>>336854448
>wanting to fuck a fat weeb dyke
>>336866630
Sure, why not
>>336866372
Fair enough, actually.
Still, the King did technically order those experiments to be done.
>>336866579
I cant wait for President Trump.
>>336866369
>>336866619
Gaster has been legitimately encounterable in the game since the last update
>>336866619
I'm not inclined to believe that. They still mention "the last royal scientist" without mentioning names.
>>336866747
Neat, how do you do it?
>>336866707
He was under the impression she was a competent scientist with knowledge of souls
Because she didn't tell anyone Mettaton is just a ghost monster inhabiting a robot body, not a real robot with a soul like they all think he is
>>336866781
The last update allows a rare chance for him to jumpscare you before the title screen, and you can randomly encounter his room in waterfall.
>>336866879
>he last update allows a rare chance for him to jumpscare you before the title screen
Bullshit
You better have some proof to back that up
>>336866805
But she DOES know the nature of souls. She literally could not have created a soul for a robot. Then again, why she didn't try explaining this to the King is beyond me, possibly the whole "I don't want to let anyone down" thing.
>>336866053
She's a shitty everything
I fucking hate Undyne for being so cool in the other parts only to be revealed to be an unoriginal piece of shit character
>>336866579
>blame the girls though it a constant occurrence around you
Son, you gonna learn to find them better woman one day, make us proud.
>>336866696
THICC
>>336866781
Gaster doesn't exist. Full stop. Anything Gaster created still exists (Implications that he made the blueprints for the DT Extractor, for one) but everything about him is straight-up gone. The shit he made was just "The last royal scientist", and if you were to ask anyone who that was they likely wouldn't know.
Nigga doesn't exist at all, man. It's like ifKing CrimsonKing Crimson'da person instead of just a short space of time.
>>336864878
But the Underground is hell and all the monsters in it are demons.
>>336867012
So his entries would still be there. Okay then. Glad we agree.
>>336866479
This is Loss, isn't it.
>>336866952
Other anon here, pretty sure that's bullshit but you can encounter the mysterman room in waterfall if your fun value is 66, whatever that means. I think it's a variable that is set randomly when you start a file.
>>336866879
>The last update allows a rare chance for him to jumpscare you before the title screen
That's bullshit, and I know it.
Gaster's events that can be legitimately encountered are all listed on this page that 4chan lists as spam because of the website extension:
rawr . ws / undertale / fun
>>336867029
I want to go to this hell when I die
>>336867126
It is.
>>336867179
>>336866952
>they don't know
>>336867252
>trying to turn the undertale patch into some lostboy shit
This would work better if I hadn't looking through the entire decompiled list of strings and variables myself, anon.
>>336867252
Then show it you fucking cunt
>>336867195
Undertale has best thicc girls
>>336867398GIVE ME YOUR SKIN
This traitorous little bitch.
>gets second best boy killed while being a traitor that's fully aware she's a traitor
>barely gets a slap on the wrist compared to Luke, who gets shit on for the whole second half of the game despite being totally ignorant
>>336867460
She got her husbando killed and she honed up to it.
Meanwhile IT WASN'T MY FAULT was shat on because he was acting like a little bitch, and aside from Jade none of them had any reason to believe he was a literal child so they thought he was just a shitty person.
>>336867252
>>336867398
Should I add that jumpscare chance in my fan game?
https://jii.moe/VJJnZ8PZb.webm
>>336867446
>>336867661
Oh hey, I've seen you posting on /utg/.
Nah, be more clever than that. Do it like the easter eggs in that old Doom mod forkSRB2JTE.
https://wiki.srb2.org/wiki/1.09.4:SRB2JTE#Supervirus
>>336867661
>>336867790
Videos for reference.They're old as fuck and pretty autistic, but they're the only videos of it on youtube. The JTE fork is old as fuck and stopped getting updated in like 2007 or something.
https://youtu.be/TrZqzvAKqCk?t=30s
https://youtu.be/twre92fBPQY?t=4s
>>336867635
That really does make Jade the worst person in the game by far
The guy knew basically everything all along and never bothered to say a single god damn thing
>love the shit out of undertale, the AUs and webcomics
>all the porn is shit
WHY
>>336868203
>Giving dicks to skeletons
gee I wonder?
>>336868078
The only reason this looks good is because she looks like she's made out of marshmallow.
>>336868165
>>336867790
Neat
>>336868203
http://imgur.com/a/T83tk
It's ok. She kinda sort of felt bad about it or something. Maybe. Totally justifies genocide.
>>336868313
and marshmallow is great
>>336868549
Best girl tho
>>336858817
>>336856613
Killing either Mettaton or Undyne results in an ending which implies she kills herself and in genocide you destroy the entire world so she dies in that as well.
>>336868639I disagree.
>ywn cuddle with massive Toriel butt
>>336859213
>also believes the fireflies are irresponsible, irrational idiots who have next to no chance of even getting a cure, let alone distributing it effectively
>decides to save his daughteru from the complete idiots who haven't had the girl for more than a day before deciding to cut her fucking brain out to search for a cure that way instead of doing every possible test they could
>>336868859
>>336854332
>haha anime and twitter LOL
Fuck this character holy shit. I couldn't bring myself to beat Undertale, it was so focused on characters and the only one I liked at all was Papyrus.
>>336854332
>You will never get to murderize Alphys
>You will have to content yourself with her off-screen suicide.
>>336868923
>Peaceful life with Fratley rebuilding Burmecia alongside the twelve burmecians beatrix didnt slaughter.
>Still a badass, but let's herself go just a little bit. Becomes thicc.
>>336868875
>man, the fireflies are irresponsible, guess ill let the entire world die
>they did. there was 12 other patients, mentioned in an audio log earlier. they tried. there isnt another way to test it.
>>336860725
Duncan is a colossal faggot of the highest calibre but the kaiju combat devs seem incompetent as fuck. They have been working on it for YEARS and have almost nothing to show for it.
>>336869086
>>336869092
It all boils down to "Is it okay to murder for a chance to save humanity?"
The answer is clearly no.
>>336869207
The rat got fat.
>>336854332
>>336859914
Say what you want about the guy behind the character, but I like the ingame, inbattle rep. the sprite team made him look less shit and more like a dorky kangaroo news reporter than some fat fetishist inflation loving fursona.I want both so sorry and alphys to give my dick a double hotdogging to atone for their sins
>>336860725
That other furfag that got his fat bara faggot dinosaur in is pretty based, he let them turn it into a proper Kaiju. I think he was called Macrosaur.
This shit is unforgivable though.
>>336869209
but its okay to murder, to save one human?
>>336869171
thats because they spent YEARS sending back designs of a big giant green kangaroo that would fit into the theme of the game.
>>336869321
when that one human is your daughteru to replace the one you lost
YesKratos taught us that
>>336865274
>Tumblr put her on a pedestal going "lol literally me" and dismisses any criticism about her because she's a socially awkward queer nerd like them.
Kind of like 4chan does with girls like Tomoko and other ugly weeaboo losers
>>336869409
That's their problem. What was stopping them just refunding his money and telling him to fuck off
>>336869409
and yet it still doesn't fit and that is no excuse for having NOTHING after years.
Why is Alphys so goddamn hot?
Also, this guy >>336869293 has it right.
>>336869049
>You will have to content yourself with her off-screen suicide.
>Implying that's a bad thing
Just let your imagination run wild. Just imagine how shit she felt for letting it all happen, regardless of if it was really her fault or not. You really think ending her life in one quick swing would be anywhere near as satisfying?
>It's a porn dump episode
>>336864706
Basically except I don't try to hide it.
Alphys is shit, Toby succeed in making an annoying character and it worked but that still only means I'm stuck with an annoying person for the last third of the game.
>>336869049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mg55dtu93s
>>336863430
came here to post this.
>>336869498
>>336868875
>daughteru
>>336869752
Because all of her personality traits scream "will take absolutely any physical affection offered"
And your dick wants a piece of that desperation pie
>>336869836
>It's a porn dump episode
>>336869293
This to be quite frank. I thought Toby's rendition of him was way cuter.
I love Asriel
>>336869519
they tried. he said he would sue and shut down the entire game production, completely.
i think he did get his money back as well, anyways, and still had his character in the game. they pretty much ended up bending backwards for this guy. pretty good lesson, really
>>336870076
>>336869836
>"stop it" text not blue
>>336870108
Sue over what? If they gave back his money he has nothing to start shit over
>>336870004If you're going to dump porn at least dump porn of the only character that is for sexual.
>>336870110
Monogamy is always right
>>336870248
Ok
What's your favorite autism-filled AU?
Judgement Hall is currently the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p87I3OB1C1w
>>336870478
AU's are tumblr shit
>>336870248Don't have almost any porn because my tower got smashed and have to use my old ass "work" laptop from 2009-ish. Life sucks man. Especially when it takes 10 minutes to start the damn laptop and an edition 10 minutes to get to anywhere on the internet.
>>336870549
What model?If it's a thinkpad, head over to /g/ and ask /tpg/ how to get it working.
>>336870169
the contract said they would put a character in. they didnt. they violated the contract. look, i could go into about, how, "giving the money" back isnt a legal recourse, i could briefly touch over how during that time that money could of been used to invest in other things, and all the interest it would of made, plus time, so on, so fourth, but, it would be easier to just, say, tell you to go to school
>>336870478
I made my own up, but it's so incredibly autistic I'm not sure if you fags would even want to hear it.
[/spoiler]But it involves Futurama.
>>336870751
Suicide immediately.
>There was supposed to be a third skeleton character that has some data left over from the demo called Grandpa Semi that was the original idea for Alphys' role
>Instead Toby removes him, puts lesbian tumblrbait in his spot who you can't even kill and gets away with everything she did
>>336870771
Will do.
>>336870478
They're all awful. I don't even get what 90% of them are past le edgy underfell and that's literally it.
Why are there tons and tons of AU sans now? like jesus fuck. I just want to read some porn and the site is filled with shit like three different AU sans fucking or something like jesus christ
>>336870478
Mafia-Tale is pretty based.
>>336870661
It's some ACER Travelmate something or another.
>>336870549
my laptop is seven years old
missing ten buttons and has to be powered on at an extremely acute for the screen magnet shit not to make the screen stay black, but otherwise works perfectly
only hitch with undertale was the muffet fight, slight framerate when the whole bullet box is angled and moved by the big monster
>>336870846
>Three Skeletons
That would've been a mess, W.D. Gaster is good enough.
>>336870937
There ARE good AUs, they're a not not fucking common.
The space and sea ones are pretty alright.
>>336870549
if all you do is browse the internet and if you weren't planning on playing anything AAA grab linux Mint KDE and install it, the installer basically does everything for you and it's alot faster than windows
>>336870432
what's wrong with that bunny
>>336871173
Space and sea?
>>336870846
Any proof of this?
>>336869209
The answer is obviously yes if you're not a retard.
>>336871221
I don't remember the exact names, and I'm pretty sure there are two sea AUs.
>>336871298
>murder is ok
Found the edgelord.
>>336856743
you know netflix and chill doesnt actually mean 'watch netflix and chill out' right?
>>336871346
Negligent Homicide is a thing, bitch boy.
>>336869209
A wise Klingon one said; The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
>>336870478
>AUs
Most AUs jerk off Sans. Plus most people can't write for shit.I've actually read quite a bit of Undertale fanfics. Most of them are what you'd expect of fanfiction. A couple of them are really trash, but there was one that was actually super good, but that guy hasn't written a new chapter in over 2 months.
>>336871460
i know that feel
>>336870478
the judgement hall shit was trash, what is wrong with you
got to the 16th "chapter" and it was foul
Commits genocide on multiple races, "Lol whatever it takes for the good of alexandria", sees that her bestie gets hurt by the queen, "WAHHHH Im so sorry guys forgive me what have I done". Game would of been 3x better if Freya got a revenge fight against her.
>>336871174
I'll try it out and see where it takes me. This is only a temporary means of browsing though.
>>336871236
The Korean version of the demo is from an earlier build than the US version and there's a mention of Grandpa Semi. The recent version of the game added in a Grandpa Temi song that's just the final 5 seconds of metal crusher without sound effects. It's worth noting that Semi is probably referring to semi serif font. In this data, the original pizza phonecall was from Grandpa Semi rather than Alphys. From all of this, you can gather that Grandpa Semi was the original Alphys, then Toby wanted to make tumblrbait, scrapped the character, then put in Gaster as an homage to the original.
>>336871563
The comic dub makes it a lot better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wp4xJ6hts
Give it a chance.
>>336871340
>>336871221
Outertale and Undersail. Outertale has all the monsters stranded in outer space and Undersail has them all being pirates for some reason. There's also another underwater AU, but I don't remember the name of that.
>>336870937
>Why are there tons and tons of AU sans now?
Tumblr loves Sans, so everyone else gets ignored in favor of a million versions of Sans
>>336871601
Game would have 3x been better if the fucking rat got burned and we got Beatrix instead.
>>336866479
>congratulations you spotted the hidden shit, you fucking autismo
>>336871676
Wasn't it Aquatale or something of the like?
>>336871174
>faster
Lighter.
One processor is faster than another, because it possesses more transistors which allow it to process more data. One operating system is lighter than another, because it requires fewer resources to do similar tasks.
>>336869209
>>336869321
>>336871298
>>336871410
How are people this retarded when it comes to this game? Humanity wasn't worth saving, the cost of losing something so innocent in a twisted world was not worth it. Humanity had completely fucked up and continued to do so in even at the end of the world. In joel's eyes humanity was so beyond saving that even if they got the cure the fireflies would just use it to gain complete control of the world. They weren't going to use it altruistically. They were going to use it as a power play.
>>336871881
This is what the fags don't understand.
The Fireflies aren't your buddies. They're not going to save you unless it benefits them.
>>336871601
>>336868549
Should have given freya a shot at beatrix like frog got with magus. Freya beats her one on one and gets the option of killing her on not.
>>336871706
Edgy
>>336871460
>Most AUs jerk off Sans.
That's because the game jerks off Sans. You find him everywhere. And if an AU involves time travel, it's guaranteed the only friendly character that knows resets exists will be involved.Well, technically Asgore knows about them too, but it's not like anybody will write a comic about it.
>>336854332
What a shame. She should have been punished.Preferably with a bare ass spanking.
>>336871881
>Humanity wasn't worth saving, the cost of losing something so innocent in a twisted world was not worth it.
ellie. the girl who stabbed 20-30 people in the face along the way? wasnt worth trading a murderer for oh, every life, ever, after that? wew, lad.
all im hearing is
>why kill hitler, the worlds already fucked up, and the americans are just gonna use it as a power play...
all 7 billion people on earth, right now, right here? not worth the loss of ellie.
>>336872056
Nobody liked Le Rat of Plot Irrelevance, you filthy furfaggot.
>>336871881
Humans are ALWAYS worth saving.
>Whiny murderous little lesbian
>Innocent
No.
>>336872183
Plenty of people did. Maybe more if she didn't get fucked a completely retarded story arc.
>>336872056
One of the few games where you never get to fight and beat a boss that beats you down early on because "muh story",
>>336872172
It's like arguing with a 16 year old, ellie did what she needed to survive, but humanity as a whole was not worth saving, and there was no guarantee that it would work/or that the fireflies would give it to the world. You just completely don't understand a game with a straightforward plot. Also nice false equivalence with that Hitler comparison. Kek.
>>336872172
>ignoring the rest of the post
Except they're not saving everyone. Only the ones who benefit them.
![270[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/flepCcL.jpg "270[1].jpg")
>>336854332
>Characters that got away scott-free
>>336872329
he was cucked to death
>>336872304
Why not just use Ellie as a breedcow to see if the immunity is genetic.
>>336872183
Burmecians as Dragon Knights were cool as shit back when fur faggots didnt exist.
>>336872329
What exactly did he get away with?
He busted his ass and for what, a fucking raft in the ocean?
>>336872329
He got what was coming to him
>>336872304
>Humanity isn't worth saving!
Nah, that right there is the edgy 16 year old opinion.
>>336872376
Because the fireflies were incompetent, they had no idea what they were doing. This is established multiple times throughout the game.
>>336870071
What does it look like normally
>>336872543
Like a fat fetish fursona
>>336872543
Really fat legs, really orange, and with buttered toast wings.
>>336872695
>buttered toast wings
why
>>336872389
>killed strangelove
>used Hal as a test subject
>betrayed Diamond Dogs MULTIPLE times, directly responsible for dozens of deaths
