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FUCK
>FB_IMG
but anyway that mercy description was accurate
>>336843572
Well the second part of Mei is spot on
>>336843572
>Pharah
>African
I'm pretty sure she's Egyptian
>>336845051
This baka right here.
>>336845051
full retard
>>336845051
>D.Va
>Asian
I'm pretty sure she's Korean
>>336843572
I haven't played this. Who should I play?
>Looks at image.
Guess I'm playing Bastion and Tracer, with some occasional McCree.
>>336844665
>>336843572
Mercyis swiss though not german
4
>>336845051
I will remind you that she is African, the only one in the game btw.
>>336843572
>わたし
kill this fucking person who made this shit
>>336845051
Anon, can you please show us Egypt on your map?
>>336843572
>Not trusting Junkrat
But why anon
>>336843572
Here is what it should say for Pharah:
>Delicious Brown Samus
>>336843572
Phara is the best girl by far.
>>336845051
Now that's some good bait right there.
>>336848115
She's from the content of africa, she's African but not black.
>>336848115
You can be African without being black. Just like how you can be European and not be white.
>>336851232
>be European and not be white
Muslim detected
>>336845240
>Looks at image.
Did you just fucking use greentexting as some *action* shit? Piss off.
>>336845286
Swiss people are literally just rich mountain g*rmans
>>336843572
>tracer
>all that booty shit
Tracer's butt is nothing special, nowhere near the magnitude that is Widowmaker and Mercy's ass
I always took Pharah to be an homage to the Egyptian people from Unreal.
And whatever to the criticism to >>336845051. Nobody calls white South Africans "African" and it's not like WE WUZ KINGS isn't a meme about pharaohs.
Agree with junkrat though. I love him and when I see people playing him I call them no skill faggots.
most of others you're just stereotyping the characters.
>>336845051
>>336843572
Does Genji's picture say "I am a weeb"?
>>336852512
The bright vibrant color pants and deep slightly widened asscrack shows shape better than the dark colored purple or loin cloth obscured ones you mention.
>>336851232
t*rks are not european
>>336843572
the Bastion one is actually very accurate
>>336845729
Are you mad that you spent years learning kanji and never get to use it?
>>336843572
>No Scottish hero
>No Irish hero
>Not even a Finn in sight
>>336843572
>pharah
>some statement about african women
What? I've never even fucking heard this before.
>>336852804
smug
>>336852953
yes
>lucio
you know that's not even that inaccurate, if he didn't give me that JSR vibe I probably wouldn't even touch him
Tfw Lucio, Soldier, Pharah and Tracer all dont describe me at all.
>hate bastion niggers
>bastion description is the most accurate of the lot
>>336843572
congrats on the shit you made
>>336859741gitgud
>>336843572
pretty edgy
>>336845051
>all these replies falling for this shitty bait
/v/ is so epic XD
>>336843572
>the only african woman
>there's literally an african woman on the next row
okay
>>336843572
Only normal people that think ninjas are cool use Genji. A t least out of guys I know. They don't care about Japan. Just cool looking robot guys
Nice
So is everything Japanese weeaboo now? When I see Genji, I actually think "I'm secretly edgier than people that use Reaper"
>>336843572
What kind of self hating weeb retard made this reddit post? I don't even know what the fuck Ar nosurge is.
>>336852512
This is why I play Torbjorn.
>Not playing McCree
Come on now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWL0aNH2HXE
>>336852512
>Mei's ass
>>336843572
>私はウイアブーです
I guess Robocop is a weeaboo fantasy now.
Do people actually find facebook shit funny?
>>336862039
Robots are weeaboo if they are Japanese.
>>336843572
>LOVES futa
welp
>>336862250
What about Raiden in MGS than?
>>336843572
>implying I'm not the reason we won
>booty for Tracer
She barely even has a butt. It's just two legs joining together.
>>336862409
Given how weeaboo has become the new meme buzzword that just means anything Japanese, yes. I'm starting to think that this occurred because Americans can't freely call black people stuff nigger shit anymore.
>>336862585
>Americans can't freely call black people stuff nigger shit anymore.
That makes so much sense now.
>>336862539
>b-but le censorship!!
>They say I'm the best with a gun in the West, and I think I'd have to agree.
Is this some meme or something? I have never heard this song
>>336843572
The mccree one is true I've played more hours of mccree than than the rest combined, I run around pretending I'm in a western
>>336843572
>Genji
>My name is ???
Anyone know, just barely started Jap couple of days ago
>>336843572
>Liking Mercy means you're racist
Attraction to white women is now a crime? I didn't think Americans were this cucked yet.
>>336862989
weeaboo
>>336862989
It the kana for "weaboo," which is funny since a bunch of the stuff in the chart mentions anime shit anyway.
>>336862970
Same here. I'm a sucker for western motifs and revolvers in general.
>>336845051
10/10 bait
>>336852512
>Mei
THICC
>>336845051
A round of applause for the public school system.
>>336863884
Americans mostly learn about America
>>336862989
says 私はウイアブーです. It means in this context "I'm a weeaboo" since weeaboo isn't really a name.
>>336863967
ya lol them americans lol so stupid lol they are the only people in the world who are ever stupid lol
POST EM MOTHERFUCKER
>>336864270
I'm a Brazilian. I have no interest in your petty qualms with Europe.
>>336864686
Yes, I am indeed a waifufag
>>336864741
>Brazilian
>makes fun of America
Then how come you're always coming to our servers?
Tracer literally has the worst ass/hips/legs in the game
>>336865210
Are you a nigger? Not everyone needs a lard ass
>>336861096
uh no kid lmao if you play a video game character it has to be because you have a political agenda unless u like my character that makes u cool
>>336851791
You don't consider sami european?
>>336843572
None of these are amusing or accurate.
>>336854801
>kanji
>years
Maybe if you've been oxygen deficient for your entire life
>>336865963
What character does the guy that wrote the list like? Tracer?
>>336843572
Reminder Mercy is Swiss, not German
>>336866167
So are Japanese children retards? I think they take about 12 years learning different kanji
>>336866329
Why is your gamma so high?
>>336843572
>has nazi shit
>has Hitler's book
>sadist
one of the three is correct, it's not related to Nazi shit either.
>>336866140
Well I main Hanzo because I'm that much of a queer so it's not that off.
>>336860712
She's from India (Not Africa)
>>336866474
It's not, that's just from taking a screenshot on steam, it always fucks up the quality
>>336866140
Found the Zarya player.
>>336845051
HOLY SHIT IS THAT TJE BLUE FALCON
i didn't know BF was in this game wheres dynomutt
>>336845051
>I'm pretty sure she's Egyptian
Are you fucking serious?
>>336845051
Yes she's from Africa but she isn't Black.
>this thread
Are you guys stupid?
>>336843572
>Bastion description 100% spot on
How the fuck
>>336867782
How is Ar Nosurge?
>>336862507
>rewarded holding one button
Wow, you're pretty good
>Zarya
>>>/cripplechan/
Shes the hardest tank to play and has the most satisfying kit when you stop being a shitter.
>>336843572
WUZ
also how much am I missing out on considering I'm not playing the game?
>DEFINITELY into BBW
How did they know?
>>336864686
I like going fast and causing misdirection to the enemy team.
>>336843572
none of these are funny and was clearly written by some fucking redditor who thinks memes are hilarious
>>336845240
>>Looks at image.
wew
>>336870274
my nigga
let's break it down
So from what I can gather you're a terrible person for even playing the game, right?
>SIX SHOTS. MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING AT HIGH NOON
Why aren't you maining McCree, again?
>>336870783
because im playing jared leto and having fun with my mines
p.s. see my movie (its epic like the joekr)
>>336869738
KANGS AN SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>336871009
what am I looking at here
>>336861096
Only sensible fucking person I've seen post in any of these Overwatch threads.
True list coming through.
>>336870675
yes
>>336869738
And yeah, it's kind of fun
>>336873084
How do I learn to aim with Hanzo?
>>336873247
Lead your target. That's all I got for you
>>336873084
That Roadhog is pretty accurate, I'm not interested in any other character but I'm pretty good with my hooks
>>336870197You got any more, friend? It's been getting tough for me to find good BBW, 3D and 2D.
>>336852512
mercy is literally perfect
>>336843572
So basically you're a faggot if you play this game. Seems fair enough.
Should i feel like a piece of shit for playing as bastion? I feel as though its the easy route, or noob choice of character, but i thoroughly enjoy mowing people down.
>Tracer
>having ass
CAN THIS FUCKING SHIT MEME END ALREADY YOU FUCKING POTATO FAMINE CUNTS FUCK OFF YES I'M MAD
>>336873084
Why can't zen actually be good
He has satisfying shooting, but his 2 orb abilities are weak as fuck. His heal requiring line of sight to cast is god awful. Discord orb is sometimes okay due to the decent range and wallhack it gives, but I often die throwing it out if my positioning isnt superb. He's also completely helpless against tanks like winston or dva since he has the tiniest health bar in the game and he can't escape or do enough damage to get them off him if the team isn't protecting him. Also gets one shot by widowmaker even if he gets clipped in the fucking foot
>>336873084
Winston's not that uncommon is he???
>>336866293
Most likely, it's the only one that isn't outright negative.
>>336873514
Use gelbooru and look up plump
>>336874027
She has the most noticeable one, despite being objectively smaller than most of the other members.
>>336874305
So she's literally Cammy?
>>336874305
I don't need to explain how wrong you are when widowmaker exists.
>>336871574
olive garden's fresh and finest ingredients
>>336874305
>Widowmaker
>Mei
K
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S
F
>>336864686
I'm trying to balance all the heroes. Ones I never play are like Pharah, Bastion, Torbjorn, Zarya, and the such. Though I plan on playing more Pharah.
>>336873084
Tf2 snipers who know what they're doing are fucking terrifying. If you fight one, you're fucked
>>336864230
No, it literally means "Speaking of me, weeaboo." This could mean a lot of things depending on the context, but in this case it doesn't have to do with the name of the person but that they're a weeaboo"
>>336854801
Yo that's Japanese 101 kanji.
私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私
>>336875096
It clearly means "I'm a weeaboo."
You stupid fucking weeaboo.
>>336843572
I play Tracer, D Va, and Jet Set Lucio,
I can say that D Va is wrong, but the other 2 are spot on.
>>336852512
I'm surprised Blizzard put so much emphasis on ass and not on their boobs like most devs
>>336845051
American education
>>336875096
Speaking of me? What? Watashi = I desu = am。 are you sure you aren’t trying to translate from Chinese grammar or something?あなたはアメリカ人ですか?
>>336868878
he's a tripfag and complains about all games, what did you expect
>>336875653
Americans love asswhich makes sense since so many of them are fucked up with nigger DNA like Brazilians.
>>336843572
>highly probable that they enjoyed Ar Nosurge
Guilty
>>336873084
>>336843572
Come on guys you can try harder
Tracer:probably a scoutfag from TF2, just wants to piss SJW because MUH BUTT POISE. Probably will be the most vocal in games
Winston:Seriosly who the fuck plays Winston
Reaper: 9 times out of 10 is actually the only good player in a game since everyone underestimates him. Or hes a major egdelord with a edgy name
D.va: the charater that every Korean will play due to nationality, or is a mechalover
Mecree: For people who cowboy junkies, probably played Eron black in MKX
76:The misunderstood posterboy of this game because the fanbase thinks its gives console babies a step above. In reality will get the most kills/kill off whole teams, and make people regreat pickin Pharah. Will also make pro shitters cry alot about MUH BALENCE
Mei:A tumor and a blight on the community itself, even though the charater is good
Bastion:POTG
Hanson: Has a real obsession with bow, and arrows, most of the time cant aim for shit but some instances were someone rekts shit with him
Junkrat:Someome who wants theif Demoman fix:
Reinhardt: The true meaning of a balenced charater, these players take pride in their work. They understand their limts and potential, they ae the most chill, and best to tatical. most of the skin money will come from him.
Lucio:Muh Jetset
Gengi:A true player understanding their limts and potential. tactical, and desisive most experts and actul good players will use him
WM: probably makes a shitton of SFM porn, and constantly will talk about her ass. Probably liked Juri in SF.
Mercy:Healsult shell be the postergirl of most of this games vanilla porn for a while
Zanetta:Knows he sucks ass now but plays him any way while being the clown of the game. Or hes a poo in the loo
Zareua: has a tumblr account, or is a unfunny Heavyfag that might have Pootis in their name
Roadhog: Easymode the charater. im not joke this fucker is more cheap then 76, and thats hard to do
Indian Giantess legs: Just like Winston But worse
>>336876134
Gee, I wonder which two characters this anon plays.
>>336876445
Widow, I bet
>>336876445
Ghengi Reinhardt or reaper. Pick. He complemented all three, but I'm betting on Reinhardt and reaper. He said reaper is normally "underestenated" which is why he's good, and he just shilled out fucking hard mode for Reinhardt
>>336845051
Found the kid who failed geography in school.
>>336876134
People that play Pharah, Reaper, Bastion, Widowmaker, Winston, Reinhardt Mercy, or Symettra: Cool dudes
People that play anyone else: Probably fags to some degree
>>336876445
has to be 76 or Gengi
>>336866394
It most likely takes 3 years of learning kanji to the fullest extent of the language only, after that they probably teach useless shit equivalent to diagraming sentences in English.
>>336877612
>Reaper, Bastion
>Cool dudes
More like edgelord supreme or tryhard faggots that can't stand losing and make everyone else suffer in the process.
>>336878336
What's wrong with Bastion?
>>336845051
go back to the 3rd grade
>>336878204
>git gud
>>336878438
he got fragged by bastion
>>336878442
I don't get it.
>>336878442
God damn it Winston.
>>336873084
>That asshurt Mei description
I'll play Mei more just to piss you off
>>336881348
And we'll be waiting here for that nerf. Tis only a beta, don't make mains yet. Just check out how the game runs
>>336882679
shes not that broken
especially considering how strong other people are with the same health
>>336884265
Not a big nerf. Just a small one, affecting how much space stuff takes up, damage, ammo, how fast stuff is done. Nothing big.
>>336884474
thats not small thats her entire character
>>336884474
Chances are, other characters with the same health would be nerfed to.
>>336884503
Not everything would be nerfed, and I'm really tired I've got work in four hours abd haven't slept, I'm not going to list everything.
>>336884621
she doesnt need a nerf unless you want all the assassins to get nerfed
>>336884653
Alright that makes sense. Let me go and nitpick for things I disagree with abd release my inner Jew.
>>336843572
Mine is more honest. Most people pick a hero based on playstyle not on character art.
>>336881348
Why do you like fat bitches?
>>336885881
>prefers point and click adventures
VS playing an FPS? That's just centering your screen on an opponent anyway.
>>336843572
What if I play whatever the team needs and switch heroes multiple times during the match if necessary? You know, the non-retarded way to play.
>>336886078
game actually punishes switching by resetting your ult to 0, and this game is ALL about ult management
switching was always a good thing in something like TF2 but if your composition is good in OW there's rarely reason to switch (unless you're making a meta decision like switching off Symmetra after losing the first point in defense because your teleporter is now pointless)
>>336886078
Then you are not an Overwatch player.
>>336875096
>Speaking of me, weeaboo
Are you fucking stupid?
私 = I, は = a partical to make it a subject, ウイアブー = Weeaboo, です = declaring the sentence, or in this case, "am".
Where the fuck does it say stuff like 口にする?
>>336864686
>>336843572
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>336885881
>Mei
This is true, bitch will throw a wall on an enemy player about to get mowed down and save them from a complete 6-man gangbang. Like holy shit why in the do Meishitters do this? I've seen a Mei cockblock a McRee ult for no reason.
>>336845051
You're pretty good
>>336873084
wtf does tracer's entry mean? this list still needs work
>>336885881
This list is the best one so far. Make another pass over it so it's funnier.
Also, I think you can actually rocket jump with Pharah now. It's very small but it's there.
>mfw i've been found out
>>336888838
Yup, you definitely can, I just tried it.
>>336885881
This is actually pretty good.
>>336843572
>mfw I main Mercy for the same reason I main Medic in TF2
>mfw the chart got it completely right
Get out of my head, Charles.
>>336868878
>replying to tripcancer
Wow you're pretty new.
>>336863131
He was probably making a reference to Mengele, since Mercy is an aryan and a doctor. Valve did the same thing with the Medic in TF2.
>>336873247
I've played pretty much nothing but hanzo and I'm only half decent, lead target and unless they're like twenty feet infront of you account for drop off. radar arrow probably has more range than you think and should be used pretty much everytime it's off cooldown and it a good way to win fights with other snipers. scatter arrow does insane damage and can one shot people around tracers health. shoot it at the ground infront of you when a tacer or genji comes to fuck your shit.
>>336843572
I wanna fuck that upper left guy
>>336890235
I mean right
Probably both actually
>>336885881
I main Mercy because having the power to decide who lives and who dies, thus putting the whole team at my mercy, gives me a hard-on. And it does take quite a bit of thought to decide which of my teammates I like the least before I watch them march into their deaths.
>>336890343
typical mercy shitter
go back to your RPGs and quit being carried by other players
>>336843572
>Ar nosurge mentioned
In an Overwatch thread of all.
>>336886078
Then you're being a useless piece of shit and wasting your ult instead of sticking to one character, getting gud and being credit to team.
>>336888364
What are the walls even for? Just running away or cutting off the enemy from their friends?
>>336890343
>healslut power fantasies
top laffo
t. Soldier 76
>>336888568
People think she has a nice butt for some reason
even though it's really tiny and doesn't jiggle
>>336843572
>McCree's description isn't just 'IT'S HIGH NOOOOOON'
>>336890549
>>336890576
Yeah, remember those words the next time your ass gets obliterated and you start whining that there wasn't a healer around.
>>336890572
>What are the walls even for?
In theory, they're supposed to be used for zoning and forming chokepoints. You know, the sort of shit a support character should be doing. In practice, though, they're being used by mouthbreathing retards to fuck over their own teammates at all the wrong moments.
>>336843572
>dat widowmaker description
GET OUT OF MY HEAD AHHHHHHH
>tfw you self insert as the girl getting mindbroke
>>336890343
>>336890764
Is this you?
>>336890923
Pretty much. Though I also sometimes hold back on healing some dipshits just to spite them.
>>336890764
>healslut talking shit
cute
>>336873084
Yes, I play Mercy and am indeed a weirdonot gay, tho
>>336891059
Ain't gonna be as cute the next time I watch you eat a rocket and stand by while you're desperately scrambling for your life.
>>336861096
FUCK
>>336845563
>Winston
Pretty much the only reason I main mei is because thick Asians are the definition of a masterpiece
>>336890764
Good thing there is Lucio to be useful
>>336891148
>mfw I only play S76 and Roadhog
>>336851926
This has been done to death for year now and I love how this retard >>336870426 jumps on the train trying to gain that sweet autismo approval. "Yeah finally and oldfag" sure m8.
guys
why is mercy the best character?
>>336892179
>only 12k healing with mercy
kek
>>336892389
you can only have so many roadhogs on the same team with a viable team composition though
show me your better one pls
>>336845051
I understand your logic Anon
I often tend to say that Egypt is middleeastern, but it is in reality african
>>336845051
>Anon
>Faggot
I'm pretty sure you're just a homosexual
>>336892460
You and many others. When people say Africa, they're often thinking of places like Zimbabwe or Nigeria, where the blackest of nigs roam wild. Egypt looks a lot closer to a middle-east country.
>>336877612
that's some fucking shit taste m8
>>336891438
He's from space and his parents were born in Africa. That's like saying a guy with a British dad is British even if he lives in America and has for his whole life.
>>336843572
>play Tracer
>laugh as a Lucio and a Mei just chase me and don't even bother going to the fucking capture point
>just repeatedly poke them like I'm going to engage, but never do
Why are people so darn stupid and why is Tracer one of the best heroes?
>>336893571
>see a tracer
>they literally do shit all game only to get blown up everytime they have to commit at the end of the game
kek
i dont even understand the D Va one
are they saying that their taste in heroes is shit as their taste in video games?
>>336843572
>widowmaker: futa
>tracer: booty
fucking retarded picture
kys
>>336843572
I WANT to be good with Junkrat, but I suck ass as him.
When playing defense I play Bastion every time and get play of the game 100% of the time as I sweep the entire team of enemy retards that can't assail my fortified position.
When playing attack I play as Soldier 76 to keep a light amount of pressure on the enemy while mostly functioning as a shadow to my other teammates to increase their effectiveness (As they are also probably retarded.). Also I'm almost always the only guy that thinks to himself "Duh, gee, I think I should maybe flank that Bastion/Hanzo/Widowmaker so they stop wrecking our whole team in absolute safety!"
I wish the swede was anything else but a fucking dwarf. From Göteborg of all the places.
>>336891531
I don't believe youpost some
>>336892179
Because she's the only white female in the game. Tracer is probably at least partially fucked up with arab d.n.a. and Widowmaker is blue/based on a Japanese assassin
>>336895209
He's cool though. I don't get that line about not buying a pig while they're still in the bag, is it a Swedish saying?
>>336892552
Believe it or not, this post makes sense. I know a gay guy that isn't a faggot. That is to say, he acts like a normal human being. It's like being black without being a fucking retarded nigger.
>>336896046
Yep. Pretty much tells you not to buy anything without looking at it first/knowing what it is, or something along those lines.
>>336861810
>American level
>Cowboy theme starts playing.
>>336894841
have you tried spamming nades? i rack up mad kills like that. its just like demo
I haven't played yet, but I really want to be Mercy. She's a beautiful angel flying across the field and saving her team and I'm so into that.
>>336896046
Yeah, "köp inte grisen i säcken". Pretty much means don't do anything until you know what it is.
A famous swedish comedy group made a whole sketch about this term called "Grisen i säcken (– eller som en kork i mörker eller värmlänningarna kommer tillbaka eller doktor Haka's rekordrevy)".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpNKLPC6Ps
>>336888204
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
>>336896380
I always get to the point where they have only a sliver of health left and I just can't fucking finish them off because hitting them is unreliable.
I think I'm more of a hunter-killer kind of guy, I can't just soften up the team and hope my comrades finish the job. I need confirmed fucking kills.
Why do people think a paywall will save this game when Americans can still afford to play it?
>>336843572
Just say Egyptian you fucking nigger, holy shit
>>336843572
>Speaking German now means you're a nazi
