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>Not giving your healer votes at the end Oh, sure. Bastion
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>Not giving your healer votes at the end

Oh, sure. Bastion deserves those votes for going turret mode.
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Why is Mercy so fucking cute?
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>can pick between 3 players on the winning team and 1 on the losing team
>player on the losing team gets 6 votes

Every fucking time, no matter how shitty he played.
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Don't you get off enough by healing other people?
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>Playing Mei
>Keep the other team at bay the whole match
>Blizzard 5 people at once
>Bump some people into the pit with the wall
>Get 19 kills
>No player off the game
>No votes at the end
>Nothing at all
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>>336842752
>mercy revives 2 people
>play of the game
naw fuck you
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just be a better healer, jeez
i get votes all the time
i got NINE in my best match
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>Thanking someone for playing anything other than Bastion

Fuck off slut.
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>>336842752
Because healers are borderline useless considering that everything dies in seconds.
Also: damage mitigation > healing
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>Needing others to tell you you did a good job

Man, this is why people never shut up about healsluts. You give healers a bad rep. The moments when you get someone back on their feet, or give them the damage edge they need to get a string of kills, or when you win games because you kept the fight alive with a good resurrection should all tell you you're doing a good job without someone patting you on the back.
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>>336842878
The cards you see should only be from the team you were in. No salty losing team is going to vote for the winning team.
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>play of the game is that fuckin' archer shooting my teammates off the payload with his special
>it cuts off right after I revive all of them, after which everyone stuffs his shit in and pushes the payload to win the game
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>>336842752
I agree on the bastion shit man, they need to nerf him hard or the whole game will be fucking broken
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>>336843543
>damage mitigation > healing
the fuck do you think healing is?
Mercy is a HoT not a one cast
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>be bastion
>can self heal
>back off around corner to heal
>a mercy follows me and starts healing
Go away.
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>Healfags being attention whores again

Fuck off already.
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>Player of the game is a Reaper who only kills 2 people with his DIE DIE DIE
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>>336843696
Roadhog, genji, widowmaker, mccree, and junkrat all have a fairly easy time killing bastion
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>>336843814
>Literally telling the person who's only job is healing to not heal
Nigga, you retarded?
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The commendations don't mean anything and the reasons for their appearance is arbitrary. Potg is randomized, get over it.

Play well cause you want to play well and win, not cause your team will pat your back with a mouse click after the match is over.
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Are all Mercy players this whiny?
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>>336843897
>bastion can self heal
Yeah I'm dumb.
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>>336842752
>Using the shitty healer
Zey is hand downs the best healer you waifu pleb.
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>>336843705
Mitigation as in preventing it from happening in the first place ie armor.
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>Playing Reinhardt
>Shielding cap points for days
>Enemy team gets ballsy and all-ins us
>Ult entire enemy team, take out two with auto's,
>Take out one with E
>finish off two more with autos
>ally tracer kills sixth man

>No play of the game
>not even a vote for shielding/damage despite having second highest damage on the team

I just don't get it. I've been playing nearly nonstop for three days and have yet to get play of the game because I'm not bastion/mcree/reaper
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>match almost over
>probably gonna lose but feelin it think we got a shot
>disconnect from battlenet
>probably gonna get penalized when I return to playing because it'll think I was a salty bitch that left
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>>336843929
Healsluts are notorious attention whores in every game ever.
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>>336843929
not me
but you gotta understand me getting salty when no one gives a fuck that im trying to help them
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>>336843696
The only tweak they need to do to make him bearable for pubbies is to increase the spread on his turret fire at long ranges
He's already extremely situational in actual matches
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>>336843967
Self healing that makes you vulnerable. Don't be crying when a widowmaker oneshots you when you were healing.
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Mercy is the kind of character you imagine girls to be when you are a fucking virgin.
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>>336843929
Open Beta was the worst thing to happen to the world.

Trolls trolling trolls, son.
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>>336842752
>play Zenyatta
>no votes despite playing near flawless
Pain
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>>336844030
>tfw healfags have ruin the reputation of proper healing bros like real men who play zey
>Can't even mention healing without being grouped with degenerates and useless fucks
Fucking suffering.
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>>336844108
no girls are that pure dont be an idiot
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>>336843889
I know people often switch to Genji specifically to counter Bastions, but I actually use 76. A one-two punch with the rockets and rifle kills Bastion really quickly. If you're quick on the draw you can even kill him before he kills you, in an open face off.

I've done it enough times to make a Bastion switch to another character, which felt good.
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>>336843967
So when we jump up a level to you when we see you're in critical, we should just ignore your health while you're healing yourself? Christ. Let us do our job and stop bitching about it!
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I'm the one that does. If they have over 5k.

People always vote for the retard who landed an ult and got potg.

No follow up kills, just landing an ult.

I also like how I can get 4 kills in 10 seconds and not get potg but instead it goes to edgelord who kills one person with 3die
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>Enemy team loses
>Only one of their teammates gets a vote
>All of that team votes for their teammate even if their achievement wasn't impressive because they're mad
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>>336844157
Healing is overrated, clutch saves have always been where it's at.
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>>336844196
This holy shit. S76 is so good against Bastion. Genji is only good if the Bastion is brainless/new (Which most of them are, but not all).
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>>336844157

Shit man I just play lucio and hang around as many teammates as I can with healing playing (unless there's a reason to switch to dash) while doing my own thing

pretty much always have around 6000 healing at the end
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>>336843998
People take Reinhardt's shield for granted, more than probably anything else in the game.
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>>336844290
My team normally only wins because I play zey. I got it on ps4 though because my toaster can't handle it properly.
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>>336843221
I single fucking handedly won a game as Farah (flew over the enemy team, killed 3 dudes on the last point and capped it on my own)

Play of the game was the fucking engineer ripoff hitting his turret
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>>336843929
Nah, if I get no commendations I just take it like the bitch I am. Most of the time I get at least a few, though.
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>play bastion
>get 15,000+ healing card
>everyone votes for me just because i self healed myself a lot
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>literally carry the game
>healbot "im helping xD" asshole gets all the votes by default
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>>336844196
oh yeah, forgot about 76
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When you spawn camp the enemy in turret mode just right
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>>336843221
I don't think Mei can get any significant plays of the game because she's more support than anything else.
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>>336844325
>Lucio
He looks really fun but haven't tried him yet something about zey and him being able to HoT multiple people at once I love.
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>I need some sort of approval from my team to know that my work was appreciated.

Man, who the fuck cares? If you know you played your role right, give yourself a pat on the back. You don't need some stupid votes that do nothing to feel important among your team.

This is why I hate healers, they feel like they need to be rewarded like special snowflakes for everything. I know not everyone acts like this but most of the niggas I've played with behave just the same.

Especially on XIV.
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>Roadhog gets an achievement for using his E

is healing yourself really that important
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>>336844396
yeah the healer does carry the team
why should you not be rewarded?
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Any more in depth reaper tips?

When should I teleport? How should I be attacking?
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>implying I commend anyone

Honestly who gives a shit? The upboats do nothing
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>>336844332
The worst are the "first time playing overwatch hehe" faggots who think they can't shoot through their ally's barrier.

Like as soon as you Right Click and start going in, you have a soldier 76 just sitting behind you and will only fire when you drop your shield.
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>>336844290
>when you get the clutch parry for one of your teammates
>when you hit the clutch 4+ Black Hole

Zarya is super satisfying. Easily my second-fave after Pharah.
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>>336844396
>implying you could carry shit without our heals / damage steroid

adorable
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>>336843897
Support's not just only healing, esp as mercy

You're much more valuable if you're boosting the damage of your attackers rather than healing every single teammate all the time
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>>336844402
>when you shoot a dragon at a bastion just right
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>play of the game is an offensive Torbjorn
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>>336844472
>miss hook
>getting fucked
>hide in corner and press E for a do over
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>>336844290
Zaraya's great

and she's a better fucking support than half of the supports
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>Play Watchtower Gibraltar
>On Attack
>Choose my nigga Zenyatta cause team needs support
>Exit the base
>See 1 bastion turret
>See 2 bastion turrets
>My god its 6 bastions
>Systematically destroy them with orb of discord and 3 attacks
>Never even get pushed off the payload
>Talk shit the whole time

Feels good, man.
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>>336844196
76 is general is super satisfying to play, which is surprising because he is clearly there to draw in the dudebros from Call to Honor: Medal of Duty or whatever
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>>336842752
>healers expecting appreciation
Know your role
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>>336844456
he is fun, but you may need god tier wall jumping skills to be immortal.

best skill is def being able to reach objectives before the other team with fast mode.
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>>336844578
>Using Torbjorn over Junkrat
Shit taste
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>>336842752
She's pretty.

She deserves more votes.
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>>336844507
There's fucking healthpacks all over the maps

Healers are at best a timesaver
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>>336844485
>>336844507
Any asshole can play the healer. There is nothing grand or commendable about it.
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Bastion is probably one of the easiest, if not the easiest, to counter. If you keep running at him over and over, you deserve to get gunned down.
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why is Mercy so perfectly thick?
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>>336844798
He's only easy to counter if the player is literally roleplaying as a turret

If they're repositioning they're very hard to handle
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>>336844645
He's basic, yet feels pretty good. I know his kit is very CoD-esque, but his gun mroeso reminds me of using an M4 in CS: tight bursts with great damage at any range.
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>>336843221
fat bitch with stupid amount of health, a self heal that gives immunity, you deserve all of that nothing.
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>>336844827
Thickfags need to die
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>play Mercy because team has no healer
>team fucking sucks anyways

what's the point of a healer if everyone just rush to their deaths? at what time do stop getting teamed with retards?
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>>336844290
>Losing at overtime
>Walking back before we lose the round
>Hanzo ults through the pathway to keep anyone from walking in
>Pop bubble and walk through it anyways
>0 damage
>Walk on the point to extend overtime
>End up winning

Zaryas the fucking best support without even being one, alternatively:

>Someone gets pinned by Reinhardt
>Bubble them as they're flying towards a wall
>They take 0 damage and Reinhardt gets fucked
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>>336844827
>Mercy will never resurrect you

Why even live
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>>336844915
>Playing the shittiest healer
Why?
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>>336843929
Nah. I just do what I can for the team.

Even though something's probably wrong when I'm the one getting rid of turrets and flankers.
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>>336844915
Well if you played Lucio or the robot monk you could heal and actually do something other than passively hoping to be carried to victory
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>>336844760
Time is a great commodity
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>>336844915
play zenyatta if you want to heal but no one else can kill anything
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>>336844941
>
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>>336842752
she gave me wing fetish
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>mfw I'm Play of the Game as Lucio for pushing three Soldiers off a cliff
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>>336844495
From what I've learned, teleport to spots out of vision to try to flank enemy. Always try to get close and meatshot them.
Stay away from McCrees they can instantly kill you. Also don't try to fight Mei unless you have your getaway skill up so you don't get frozen
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>>336845010
>playing Zenyatta in pugs

might as well just give their Reapers and McCrees Ultimates in a gift box
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>>336844578

>play of the game
>tolberone respawning and walking back to the battlefield
>getting shot at and about to die when the potg ends
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>He doesn't give his vote to the best support in the game
Fucking faggots Junk rat is GOAT
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>>336844495
I don't play Reaper at all, but I can tell you that the scariest Reapers are the ones you don't see coming. They're rarely among the attacking enemy group, they're the ones you see skulking through the side-streets and rooftops and lurking around your spawn area to slay lone characters.

Reapers are pretty similar in behavior to Tracers, the difference is that Tracers annoy, Reapers kill.
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>>336843991
LOL
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>>336845219
Yeah, the game hides it but Reaper/Tracer/D'va are all actually in the same sort of class, one that does the same stuff as the spy in tf2
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>>336844876
You seem quite salty for a shit character that only works against scrubs
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***PLAY OF THE GAY***

> ROBIT FRIENDLY TO BERDS
> turret mode left clicking

> SWISS MANLET
> left clicking on turret

> DESIGNATED TELEPORTER WOMAN
> doing fuck all while the turrets get assists

> GAMER GURL
> zoom into the objective filled with enemies and press Q

> EDGEMAN McSHADOWHOG
> teleports behind a queue of enemies and left clicks on three guys
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>>336843221
I know that feeling bro, I did the same shit and a junkrat who killed 2 people with his ult got POTG.
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>>336845117
>He needs validation for his claims
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>>336845337
she's been a high pick in the "competitive" games for all of open beta
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>>336845117
>Buffing Junkrat as Mercy
Boom on ratface
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>>336843967
>what is mercy's damage boost
and keeping a heal on you keeps your dumb ass from getting bursted because you got greedy with your placement and start getting fucked
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>>336845348
Come to think of it, I think in all my hours of play I'm pretty sure I've only seen a single D. Va PotG
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>>336844631
>Zenyatta dies in .5 seconds of fire from Bastion
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>>336845098
This. Having 150 HP really sucks because everything can kill you easily
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>>336845398
>He hasn't fought a good junkrat yet
His mines and gun can be annoying as fuck if the user has good placement and knows where to watch/shoot from.
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>>336843967
Bastion draws a ton of aggro, the only way to counter that is to never stop firing. Can't do that if you're always repairing can you?

You do your job, we'll do ours.
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>>336842752
>giving votes to the most braindead hero in the game

did you think holding lmb and hitting Q was hard?
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>>336845787
>Thinking that's all we do

Sounds like that might be why you lose when you play her
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>>336845787
i have to stay alive to heal your ass
thats hard work
also fuck healing Tracer
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does this whole woting and play of the game shit have any use?
do I get something from that except a pat on the back?
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>>336845787
>I've never played Mercy
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>>336845910
>>336845910
>i have to stay alive to heal your ass

you mean everyone else has to keep you alive
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>>336843929
I-I'm not I love healing my big strong teammates even if I'm just ignored...

Just the feeling of healing is reward enough for me!

H-healing...feels goooood~
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>>336843221
I bet some turret fucking the wall got the POTG
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>>336846030
oh so now you care about my well being?
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>>336843929
They should learn to play Lucio instead. I get commends at the end of games all the time.
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>>336844290
Ew, what a nasty dyke monster!
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man there's something really satisfying about dropping the beat as lucio
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I play Mercy because she is cute and I don't give a fuck if my team loses as long as I have fun myself
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>>336844464
It's the same reason competitive skill games are best.

People think they don't care what other think but they do
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At least you're not Mei. Nobody appreciates the good I do for them.
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>Only tank on a team full of attackers and a Torbjorn
>We somehow win
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I do, if they did a good job
once played with a Lúcio that was doing 11k, 12k healing
dude was carring the team
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>>336847175
You can accomplish anything when you're having fun anon-kun
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>play d.va
>steady amount of kills and participation all game
>nobody will ever know unless the enemies are dumb enough to look at a giant warning sign for 10 seconds
scoreboard when
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>>336844456
hes the best fuckin healer at the moment

for good reason

wall riding is insanely good
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>>336844891
No skinnyfags need to die.
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>>336847541
anon, how do I get good at d.va? I really enjoy playing as her but i'm shit.
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What a beautiful waifu. May pick this game up just to play as her.
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>>336844290

She does zero damage.
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>>336844891
yfw we were just degenerates who liked thick gurls as a fetish but the feminists have used this as an excuse to bring fat acceptance into our games
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>>336847748
not that anon, but I also play D.Va
you just have to know that her gun is garbage unless you're 2 feet away from the target

>shift in next to someone (or behind them)
>aim well and shoot good
>activate shield when they're aware of you and got away (or you're dying)
>shift out

still, I don't think she's that good honestly
her shield is rather worthless most of the times
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>Play Winston
>D.va decides to try and ult me
>Ult as she ults
>Slap her and her Mecha suit off the ledge as she is jumping out
>her ult explodes in the distance while D.va flys with it

Nerf that, bitch
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>play freezy girl
>never get votes
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>>336847712
Too fat tbqhwyf
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>>336848023

She does zero damage on top of being one of the squishiest tanks in the game. She needs to get in close and yet her health MELTS.
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>>336848092
We will never get votes
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i just want a team of capable people to play with and enter online tournaments. is it too much to ask?
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i play junkrat aka jared leto

make big plays with the double concussion mine and watch shitters run into blatantly laid bear traps, feels good.
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Man fuck Bastion

That turret form does more damage than his ult and eats through shields fast as fuck
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ohhh, you have to vote for play of the match?
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>>336845117
I love playing as Junkrat, but for fuck's sake give me a button I can press to mute every word that comes out of his mouth
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is that zen robot guy good I use and enjoy him
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>>336848709
His voice is amazing though
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>>336848728
I feel like he is only good on offense
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>>336848728
I use and enjoy him as well, anon

he's not good
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pink hair lady the best
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>>336848686
no, play of the match is loosely tied to rezzing/killing a certain number of people, though it scales back if nothing interesting happens.

voting is just for epeen really
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>>336847748
What D. Va is good at:

>clearing rooms
>disrupting blobs (like Winston)
>killing Tracers
>scaring off supports and snipers (unless they they realize how shit your damage is at range)
>staying alive

You're only going to get kills at short range, and even then her weapons don't measure up to Reaper's. But even at long range you can still open up on characters and they'll more than likely seek refuge just reflexively, especially if it's someone made of paper like Zenyatta, Tracer or Widowmaker.

Also, realize that a decent D. Va can be almost as slippery and good at harassment as Tracer. You can be in and out easily with the boosters, and enemies will often decide they have bigger fish to fry after they take out your mech.
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>>336848728
The fact that you have to keep line of sight to keep the orbs on a people sucks dick

He was much better before that nerfs
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>Play as Bastion
> Find some little room with an opening and a window
>Watch the enemies walk to the opening
>Get into turret mode and kill some chick and a Tracer
>Go into normal mode and kill Winston
>Get play of the match of whatever
I didn't even do anything special. I saw another bastion sit at our spawn and shot at us when the doors opened and he got play of the match and some votes. I don't understand this system.
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>>336848728
he is good but super fragile

i only have good results if i keep a very big distance from the fight while i pepper shit with debuffs and people standing still
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>>336844562
>When you block a push on the point before it's even executed
>Mercy, Soldier 76 and Widowmaker were waiting on the other three to get to their little room at the A-point on Hollywood
>They all met a cold end
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>>336849120
I always find it best to sit behide the roadhog that's in every game as zen and just keep haramony orbs on everyone.
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>>336849041
a good diva will nullify everyones ults
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>play D.Va
>get more kills with her peestol than her mech
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>>336849041
The reason to play dva for me is when there is the flying rocket lady and I end up canceling out her entire ult with the defence matrix
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>>336849041
D. Va's also 100x better with a Zenyatta or Mercy supporting her. Gives her the bulk she needs to tank and push mobs.
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>Defending as junkrat on dorado
>keep shooting enemies on main street, they cant push
>trap on middle stairs, they can't go
>bomb on the side entrance
>get like a 25 streak, payload still there
>reaper teleports behind me
>team completely crumbles and we can't do shit and lose
Why
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>>336845583
i have got play of the gay with diva by gettin 2 kills out of mech armor
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>>336849273
>play dva
>her cannons are copypasted cod4 shotguns
>kill reinhardts at 2m
>do less than mei spray at 20
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Why does Zenyatta exist? He has fuck all for health and his abilities aren't nearly good enough to justify it.
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>>336842752
what the fuck?
did they patch her face?
what happened to her manface?
i swear she had a manface before
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>>336849754

>i swear she had a manface before

No
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>>336846129

Glad you know your place after a match

Polishing my hammer
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>>336849653
His Ult is a strong AoE heal, his orbs do a lot of damage, he's not meant to the the front of the attack, but support from afar unless using his Ultimate.
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>>336849653
zenyetta is fucking great man
i mean, i'm low level, so i'm still getting paired with scrubs and russians, but even though he has fuck all health he's still super fun. I like doing crazy amount of damage by just pressing E on someone and shooting in their general direction.
though getting oneshot by windowcleaner and stunfucked my mcree is pretty gay
plus nobody likes to play support yet so it usually means my teams wins because they actually have heals
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RYUUGAWAGATEKIWOKURAU!!!
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>>336849653
His ult makes him invurable and aoe group heal. orbs do a lot of damage plus he can debuff and keep his healing orb and 3+ people.
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>>336845348
Replace EDGEMAN McSHADOWHOG with WE WUZ QUEENZ floating in the air and pressing Q and you're spot on
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>play mercy through level 15
>decide to switch it up to zenyatta
>have just as much heal through most games, on top of like 20 kills
yeah fuck mercy.
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>>336849653
He's good if your team is low on damage and needs something to shore up on that front, but you need either good players to protect you or friends so that you can call focuses on what's gettin' orbed at the moment. Lucio is more all-purpose and Mercy is good if you have a dedicated tank since you can swap to damage beam to give whoever else a bit of an edge.

>getting 3/4 man rezzes with Mercy ult
>winning us points time and time again
>not a single good job
pls
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>>336847983
Zarya does face melting damage, you need to utilize barriers more effectively.

>>336846129
Fuck off with this faggot shit.
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>tfw no friends to play with
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>mercy corrupted by beholders rape is best mercy

who /massiveslut/ here?
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>>336845348
> ROBIT FRIENDLY TO BERDS
> turret mode left clicking
Had one where I was Reinhardt, shielding him after he ran onto the point, hiding in corner and going turret mode
>But there was a Mei between me and him while I was blocking Western Revolver Ocelot, Aussie Irradiated Koala and Russian Weightlifter
How that Mei couldn't kill him, I don't know, but that was terrible play by her.
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>do really awesome
>get PoTG too
>still get no commends
What the actual fuck. What do I have to do?
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>>336850398
CHRISTIAN
BOARD
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>>336850191
>First game I played picked zen
>Ended up winning with most healing on team
>Got a loot box and opened it
>Motherfucking black pants ret belt and gold orbs Zen in it
I found my main and I might buy it right now if I get to keep this outfit.
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>>336849653
>Press E on their tank
>watch as tank dies instantly
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Git gud faggots.
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>>336850582
its okay theyre covered
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>>336843929
Its healslut syndrome. They cant help but crave dicks.
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>>336850557
play with friends
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>>336850695
you won't. All data is going to be wiped.
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>>336843814
>be under fire
>heal people as mercy
>faggot bastion stop return fire and hide on a corner to heal his 20% missing health even if I'm currently healing him
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>>336850748
wow very impressive
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>>336850872
Looks like they lost themselves a pre order
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>be mercy
>9k healing
>13 resurrections including pivotal 5 man resurrection that saved game at last second
>get PoTG too
>they all commend someone on the other team
...That made me want to uninstall the game.
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>>336842752
>healers getting votes in any game that has a system like that ever
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>>336845348
You forgot Hillbilly slams wheel into payload
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I wonder if it's gonna have an online pass. If not, i'm gonna wait a week and when people start selling it for $20 on cl i'll just pick it up on console.
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>>336844402
>when you sit on top of the truck as bastion and get free kills all game

I don't even like playing the character, D-VA is much more fun, but goddamn it makes escorts so quick and easy, what am I supposed to do? I wish they'd nerf him so I could quit playing him.
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16% of damage healed is not worth a vote. spend more time healing and less time using your gun.
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>>336851046
>online pass
>in an online-only game
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>Keep everyone healthy all game
>Heal 40% of damage taken
>Make a game winning play

>Only get 1 commendation
>PotG is a Junkrat Ult

:(
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>Block 11,000 damage
>Literally had to hold objectives all by myself to buy time for my shitter teammates to respawn and get back into it
>1 vote
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>>336844562
>When you step out as Genji and activate your deflect.
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>its another bastion potg episode

i wish there was a better way for them to determine it, but at the minute i assume it's literally just "whoever gets the highest/quickest multikill"
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>>336850695
>get Djinnyatta skin for my favorite hero
>don't get to keep it

end it
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>>336851350
>Junkrat being player of the game
Nothing wrong there.
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>>336851359
>11,000 damage
You only get to complain when you've blocked 20k+
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>>336851376
It's whoever gets the most points in the shortest amount of time.

So basically, never supports unless you get a 5man Mercy res or blow everyone off the edge as Lucio.
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>go 24:2
>don't even get a card at the end of the game
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>>336851416
Holy fuck that skin
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>>336849041
For some reason people end up either ignoring or losing me in the chaos after blowing up the mech. I almost always get 1-3 kills in after that, depending. Why would you ignore a still live, active threat whose SMG does pretty good damage?
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>>336844030
I wish healers would stop being a mechanic in multiplayer games.

It fuckin ruins the game
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>>336843221
That's what you get for playing a fat piece of shit, you fat piece of shit. Fat.
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>>336851727
t. bastion main
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>get a decent 3k with junkrat or hanzo
>play of the match ends up being bastion's ultimate finishing off 3 weakened guys
why
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Literally weddit.
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>>336851635
D. Va is squishy without the mech, which means she can't push and will only attack targets of opportunity.

People probably assume that if she does show her face again, they'll easily waste her so there's no point endangering yourself unnecessarily to hunt her down when there are more active threats remaining.
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COME TO PUDGE
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> Attacking B point that is locked the fuck down
> team won't make a push
> boosto in and snackbar everything
> 3 jihad kills and a blaster kill before I get arrowed
> nobody on my team moves and they retake the point
> get PotG despite losing
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>>336852118
*comes*
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>>336843221

>Finally get a potg as Mei
>It's just a blizzard double kill leading into another kill

Feels hollow man

POTG Doesn't really know when you do important things pertaining to the game. It really only catches multi kills or big revives.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzV8ehfqhk
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>>336851350
>ult
>by the end of the webm already 1/3rd of the way to another
I fucking hate ultimates, they are so fucking dumb
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if your healer didnt get more than 35% healing of the damage done, then your healer is trash and you're better off voting for the other team
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>>336844654
>using junkrat
thats a way to say you're trash
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>>336852810
Mercy is balanced by her quick ult buildup. That's why you should always pick her if you have 1-2 tanks.
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>>336842752
Yeah, I'm with you on this.

Is it even possible to get play of the game as Mercy?
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>>336853204
Junkrat is the best builder his mines and gun shit all over the dwarf.
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>>336853283
>is balanced by having faster ults
How does that make sense? She is outright better than Zenyatta and Symmetra, and Lucio is only better because while slower you just constantly heal everyone.
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>>336842752
Revive nerf when?
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>>336848426
in this day and age? yes. you either get dramaqueens or shitters.
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>>336853456
Why?
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>>336853204
sounds like someone can't aim

>b-better plant muh sentry :^)
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>>336846129
This tbqh
Players of angry battle classes would not comprehend.
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>>336845364
>reaper gameplay.gif
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>>336853350
>Be Zenyatta
>Get play of the game
>It's me debuffing a guy, healing a Dva and killing a Mei
>Everyone in team speak laughs and gives me shit because I wasted like 5 shots in a wall for no reason
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>>336853449
>How does that make sense?
Because Lucio exists.
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>>336853556
i suppose that's true. I wish there at least would be some place where I look for a team. The competitive community is surprisingly none existent.
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>>336852449
Probably because normal multikills are rare and everything else is laaaame, worse than the PotG highlights.

>Ult as Mei
>Kill Mercy, Soldier 76 and Widowmaker while they're frozen
At least in context, it prevented them pushing with Hog and whoever else their team was. I think another Mercy and a Junkrat.
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>>336853557
Because being able to revive entire teams ever thirty seconds is stupid
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>>336849653
>press shift on friendly
>it never dies
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>>336843929
>7k health
Nigga that's me playing Lucio like a lazy bum with no effort, 7k health is nothing.
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>>336843889
D. Va too. Just fly towards him the with defense grid up and fire away as he hits the end of his clip. Easy kills
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>>336851360
when the bastion has +12 IQ and waits for your little show to be done to blast you to your grave in .4 seconds
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>>336842752
remember to thank your healers!
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>Expecting praise for playing the easiest character in the game

I was shocked how easy she was and how mind numbingly dull she is to play.
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>>336853871
aw shit that gif
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>>336854023
People only play healers because they want recognition and praise they can't get in real life.
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>play reinhardt for the good of the team on payload maps
>be literally indispensable in getting the team anywhere
>0 upboats

And I'm fine with it. I don't need validation like a little swiss attention whore.
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>>336853871
>press shift on friendly
>"I AM NOW IMMORTAL"
>walks into entire enemy team and gets raped
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>>336854023
did any of those characters mentally challenged you?
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>>336849653
He was good before the nerf. Before, you could just leave an orb on an ally/enemy and it will stay there forever until they died/you switched targets. Now, you must have to have sight of the ally/enemy, or else it returns to you in 3 seconds. If they wanted to keep this nerf, just put it on the discord ult. You can't always keep sight on a Reaper who teleports everywhere.
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>>336849041
>What D. Va is good at:
>clearing rooms

Except she's not. I 1v1'd against a d.va as soldier 76 and outdamaged her and killed her. She doesn't do any damage at all compared to roadhog, who can 3-shot me as 76
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>>336849653
>Debuff tank
>Teammates kill tank in 0.25 seconds

Zenyatta would be already fucking good for this alone, but nope he hasa god tier ult and decent healing on top of this.
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>>336848023
>sheild is rather worthless
Are you kidding? It's probably her best ability. Plus it nullifies half of the ults in the game.
Turrets or Bastions? Shield yourself and your team from oncoming fire, and close the gap with the boosters. Quickest way to take them out. You can do both abilities at the same time, just so you know
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>>336854393

This.

With the debuff orb on an enemy your shots as Zen hit as hard as McCree's.
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>>336854023
>easiest character
>not zenyatta or bastion
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>>336848092
>Picks EZ mode OP class expecting respect
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