Overwatch lewds are encouraged / actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
It is shilling in it's highest and most potent form.
Please delete that image, it's much too sexualized and is very triggering
>>336837219
>mdw Mercy's butt is the most delicious but it's hidden away
It's not going to make their game less of a casual slow shitfest.
>>336837040
How does this work? Its not like you have to play the game to see the pictures.
/v/ has been saying that for some time now. Blizzard is desperate for sales.
So why is this shit allowed on /v/ again? There are plenty of porn boards.
Who do you ship?
Soldier: 76 x Mercy
Tracer x Widowmaker
Pharoah xmuh dick
>>336837374
It's honestly not surprising.
Sex sells. Advertising on TV has been using it (subtly, and not so subtly) for decades.
It would be more shocking if Blizzard didn't use the sexy waifu butts for marketing purposes.
Paid shills on /v/ also promote the game.
I've played a fair bit of this game and I enjoy it a decent amount but every single game I just sit in awe when it shows the killcam and I realize the guy just pressed Q and literally aimbotted me to death, or he was playing Bastion and just killed me instantly by putting his crosshair within 5 meters of me and holding down M1. It feels like a more fun version of TF2 and it kind of is, but it's way more of a casual shitfest than TF2 is, and that's saying a lot.
>>336837689
Exactly. But they can't do it officially anymore due to feminazis breathing down their necks. So better to post it anonymously on various sites instead to get the point across without the heat. It's clever.
Merci! Merci!
The sad thing is that the game has really really good production values, but is not a good shooting game. Crouching is almost useless, sprint is not universal, some characters don't even have a secondary fire, the modes are really limited, and the balancing is terrible.
Having played the beta I already feel like I've seen everything the game has to offer. The skill ceiling is really low and the restrictions on matchmaking and game types is imposing and annoying.
This really is just the Heroes of the Storm of FPS.
>>336837745
like OP by pretending to reverse shill
>>336837374
>Blizzard
>One of the most successful companies in the history of gaming
>Raking in Bazillions out of their dying cow WoW every month since the beginning of time
>Raking in Bazillions^2 from Hearthstone pack sales every month
>Desperate for sales
k.
>>336838057
Waifu shit is bad design and retarded period, its existence is to pander to the lowest common denominator and you can't even dislike it without some 13 year old who just discovered how to fap going "LMAO BOOBS R SO EPIC LE FTW WOW THIS GAME DOESN'T HAVE WAIFUS SJW KEKS ARE KILLING GAMING"
All the shilling and sfm porn still won't fix the 20 tick.
>>336837898
You're not going to get attention from the Letsplayers and the ransoms by making everything about skill. It's all about 'appealing to everyone' now, anon.
>>336838413
>Only teenagers like fanservice
Favorite meme.
>>336838274
Nah, I'm just honestly impressed by the covert advertising.
Didn't give a fuck about the game until I saw those lewd SFMs a few months back.
Pretty soon I'm fapping and waifuing like the best of them. Downloaded the Beta because I wanted to play my waifu's game.
>>336838197
>Crouching is almost useless, sprint is not universal, some characters don't even have a secondary fire
Why do you think these are legitimate criticisms and not just the retarded babbling of an old man?
"BACK IN MY DAY CROUCHING MEANT SOMETHING"
Who gives a shit about crouching? This is a fucking arcade shooter.
>>336838413
Not to mention discussion is basically autists spamming waifu shit and lewds then /v/ flips its shit if you try to make a thread to actually talk about the game
>>336837040
me on the left
>>336837040
So what. Disney did the exact same thing with Zootopia and the furry community. This method works
>>336837551
Pharah and Reinhardt.
Pharah says that she had a poster of Reinhardt in her room when she was younger.
I want the game but I can't see myself paying 60 bucks for it.
40 bucks is only for PC :(
>>336838413
Thanks for sharing your hot opinions.
Everyone knows that already
>>336837040
Today has been a nice day for shilling. I can't wait to play Overwatch™ on my Nvidia™ GeForce GTX 1080!
>>336838413
Shutup moron the Overwatch woman are sexy but also well designed it's not just gratuitous fanservice with all girls in skimpy outfits.
>>336837040
Do you have a version of this image that isn't slathered in vaseline?
>>336838405
Of course they are. Every publisher is.
>>336837898
>>336838197
I'm havingfunplaying Genji
Most high risk high reward character IMO
>>336838413
Neo-/v/ isn't tumblr, they said...
>>336838685
Shouldn't you be off making 50 threads a day about muh censorship and SJWs
>>336838702
I also pre-ordered BF1 for the sake of diversity.
>>336837040
>That fucking huge D.Va
Why does no one that makes these know scale?
>>336837040
I hope it keeps up then. I've lost count how many times i've nutted to overwatch porn. Have no desire to play it though
>>336838876
Shouldn't you be off playing your mature videogames like TLOU and Gone Home?
>>336838694
What was that really awesome move you loved to do?
>>336838405
You do realize WoW has lost many players due to what happened recently right? They're losing profits
>>336839171
You lost me anon.
But for your answer. I don't quite know yet.
>>336837040
The only reason why ANYONE cares about Overwatch in the first place is because of the porn. No one would actually care about a shitty TF2 clone by fucking Blizzard in the first place, it only got attention because of the porn created for it. So yeah, Blizzard probably likes all the porn because it's free shilling and gathers interest in the game because people will buy shitty games with their dicks all the time. It'll be a dead game within a few months, with a small niche community that cries over the glory days, but the porn will last forever.
That all being said, the porn out there is very good because most of the women in the game are very fuckable and desirable, and quite a few talented artists/SFMers have contributed to the porn scene. But it's still a shitty TF2 clone, and nothing will change that.
>>336839313
here comes the TF2 retards.
>>336839273
You do realize it's still the biggest MMORPG and that they still rake in dozens of millions every month right? The fact that the game is so big after more than a decade is a testimony to the amount of wealth that Blizzard has, not to the fact that Blizzard is ding badly
>>336839313
Tracer is the only ugly one with her Pixar face. Agreed on the rest.
>>336839563
I don't care for TF2 either, I'll shit on that game too, but Overwatch is the pile-of-shit of the month so bitching should be expected. I mean, just browsing a few other threads you've already got OTP shitters, waifufags arguing, for weeks these threads have been 80% porn. I'm not even sure how many of these threads actually discuss the game. It's like most Disgaea threads where most of it is casual waifu wars and ecchi while three people sit in a corner actually talking about the game. Waifufags ruin games and their communities, and this game is pandering to waifufags; time and time again, waifufags have ruined community after community, and fucking /vg/ is just a board dedicated to waifufaggotry. Overwatch is going to be next, so enjoy the game while you can.
>>336839297
Aceman. I remember you did a move I liked but I can't remember the name.
>>336837040
Didn't they release the SFM models for them? That would make sense that they at least encourage it
>>336840285
Well if you say so..
>>336837040
Blizzard is actively sending out cease and desist letters to any and every model ripper who has done anything with the models. They've also completely scrubbed SFMlabs and the Steam Workshop of all the Overwatch models in the last week. I managed to save my Zarya before she got removed from my workshop subscriptions.
>characters so forgettable in terms of personality and voiceacting that only the females are remembered due to wearing skin tight suits
>>336838413
I'm 27 years old, married, have a little baby kid, own my own house and I still love waifu shit. Get rekt, kiddo.
Meh, I find animated sfm loops dull as shit.
>>336840428
<3
Keep up the good work. I'm glad they didn't go with the ult ending to your show. It would have been too sad.
>>336840617
>I'm 27 years old, married, have a little baby kid
I'm so sorry.
>>336840439
need this image done with Soldier 76
>>336837040
And I'm going to jerk off to overwatch Leeds for years and never ever buy the game.
Good luck
>>336838595
These are options that make the game deeper. The lack of native movement options and abilities for juking and such make the game feel really barebones and dumbed down.
I hate to bring in another game because it just gets shitposted for stuff that has nothing to do with its mechanics, but Dirty Bomb is a MUCH better game than Overwatch. It allows for a greater skill ceiling and has numerous movement and shooting mechanics that make it feel very solid all around.
>ammo management
>parkour
>secondary fire
>alternative weapons
You get this native with the game. Meanwhile in Overwatch a lot of characters are literally just holding the fire button forever because you have no concern for your ammo and there's nothing else your character can do.
>>336839313
Oh yeah, that's why most teams I played with had Reaper, Bastion, Hanzo, Reinhardt, Junkrat in them.
Go back to your hat simulator.
>>336837040
>Overwatch lewds are encouraged / actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
uhhh most of it's made using SFM no?
if there's some greater conspiracy in it is that steam is in on it, or that they at least knew content producers will like slobbering animals make porn with SFM instead of whatever naive ideas they had
>>336840710
For performing my biological duties? You'll get your turn one day, and then you'll realize that you don't need to become a normalfag to have a family.
>>336840710
>I'm so sorry
You're sorry that he's starting a family?
>>336839662
Tracer voice is the sexiest thing in the universe.
She could look whatever she wants and she'd still make my dick hard as titanium just by hearing her talk. As long as she's not fat.
>>336838405
companies have lifespans, and video game companies aren't exactly on the same level as oil producers for example
it's not exactly an overstatement that AT SOME POINT blizzard is going to be in shit
>>336838405
>big companies have no interest in making more profit
Yep that's pretty much it, you nailed it on the head kid. Once a company gets big enough their shareholders/owners are just like "nah, we've made enough money, I think we're good here."
get sexually triggered, moralfags.
Video game degeneracy ftw! Haha!
Nice try OP, there's nothing sexual about the Overwatch characters
>>336841624
>the high elves are a haughty race... and for good reason: their queen graces the EQ cover.
>>336841023
>My game can't be waifushit, it has male characters!
>I can't be racist, I have three black friends!
Perhaps then the female characters are ONLY good for the porn they provide, if no one is using them in-game.
>>336840431
>>336841280
>>336841387
>the state of neo-/v/
I want neofaggots and tumblrtards to go. Normalfaggotry is not welcome here.
>>336841570
>Being this illiterate
I never said they weren't going for profits, I just said that they were by no means "desperate" given the success of their company franchises. Could you be any more retarded?
>>336838413
Fuck off Tumblr landwhale
>>336841519
True, but Blizzard looks to be in a very stable spot right now, so desperate wouldnt be the word I'd use in terms of their needing to sell Overwatch
>>336840431
>>336842338
Source?
>>336840431
unf
>>336841704
Stop false flagging.
>>336842386
Source is me.
>>336837040
Kek
All those years of salty Blizzard fanboys pounding on "anime clichee" and "oversexed" characters in Asian online games.
And now this...
Their entire marketing is now literally ass of animegirls in your face
>>336842058
>only normals get laid
don't you have your own chan where you can wallow in self pity with the other self loathing virgin losers?
>>336841704
This desu
>>336842495
Then keep posting pls
>>336842495
Thanks for sharing, appreciate it.
>>336841704
How the fuck are you spouse to get enough coins to buy rare outfits?
Can you only get coins from loot boxes? I've opened like 14 and got 50 coins, once.
I did get a rare skin for the robot monk but it seems unlikely you'll ever unlock a rare skin for someone you play main.
Also,
> Post yfw you spectate; Tracer, Widomaker, Mercy or Symmetra
>>336838678
thats lewd dude, Reinhardt and Pharah's mother were an item
>>336838557
It is true though
Teenagers and underages in general are so hormone ridden that they need to see sexual aroulsement in every media they consume
It is pretty sad but one day you will grow up too and you'll have much more free time considering you will no longer be masturbating every day
>>336842720
>own chan
If you weren't a newfag you'd know it's/r9k/.
>>336840431
luckily all if not most of the models were archived and are on sfmlab now. Pisses me off slightly since it ruined some sessions but at least I still have them
I LOVE BASTION.
Filtering casuals and normies one play of the game at a time.
>Every overwatch girl will never sit on your face and fart, taking turns one by one until Zarya finishes you off, choking you with her gas then crushing your head between her thighs
why even go on living tbqh
>>336843097
>calls others a newfag
>doesn't know about wizardchan
hoyl shit, summer is real
>>336843048
Wrong.
I only began to want fanservice everywhere at 23.
>tfw you're young and have an extremely large sex drive, and can't get through a single match of Overwatch without getting a painfully irresistible urge to jerk off.
This kills the game
>>336842985
Just gotta get lucky. You only get them through loot boxes from coin drops themselves and for duplicate items but those don't pay out that much at all on lower quality items.
>>336839273
incorrect way to think of it. They minimized cost years ago by booting all the people who worked on World of Warcraft. They probably need a few hundred thousand to maintain their server farms each year these days including upkeep and matienence/wages. If they still have like 1 million players they still way over profit on the game.
>Sneak up on a Bastion from behind
>His turret revolves around and kills me before I can kill him
what the fug
>>336843287
Being a literal manchild isnt something to proud of
>>336842884
I haven't got much more at the moment, so I apologize. But there will be more eventually.
>>336843283
>summer boogeyman
How to spot a newfag 101
You realize that you're contributing to the objectification of women, right?
Mods, please delete this thread
>>336843432
Thank you based anon
>>336843335
They'll be profitable even if they only have 10~20k players. EQ1 still hasn't gone anywhere and that's about the amount of players playing that game, if not less. As long as there's even one server with enough population playing, it'll be profitable.
>>336837040
I want more lesbian porn of Tracer's face in Widowmaker's ass.
Is that too much to ask for?
>>336840431
THICKER
>>336841798
And if I said most teams seem to have a balanced ratio of genders you'd what, scream "Muh sjw! Forced equality! Fucking blizzcucks!"
This is why people hate frogposters, yall ain't got any style
>>336843465
what's wrong with objectifying women? those are some healthy role models.
>>336843223
Zarya is a fucking abomination put in to appeal to in denial gays. You're a degenerate if you unironically like Zarya. Roadhog and Zarya are the embodiment of everything wrong with America, only added to the roster to satisfy the SJW critics, and I refuse to play them.
>>336837040
my dick doesnt care
>>336843597
>>336843453
so when will you go back to wizardchan to tell your friends how unfair it is that everyone else is getting pussy but you?
>>336843645
Roadhog and Zarya are both great champs tho. It's your loss for being such a fragile snowflake who can't put his irrelevant hate of SJW aside for one second.
>>336843682
>he actually made it thiqqer
Thanks my manCan we go even further? If not can I request someZarya?
>>336843735
>bragging about getting pussy on an anonymouse imageboard
You sure told me
>>336843621
>what's wrong with objectifying women?
aaaaand now its time for another episode of "How to spot the goobergater"
Where can i find a master list of overwatch lewds?
>>336843465
>objectifying fictional chaeacters is the same as objectifying women
learn2reality
If you had said sexualization feeds sexual tendencies, I would agree. But you didn't. And you would probably imply that finding women sexy is wrong. Which it's not. Faggot.
>>336843917
I think it's just a shoop
>>336843917
My Zarya doesn't have a fully made rig at the moment unfortunately. No face bones and the weights are all messed up elsewhere. Same with my Symmetra.
>>336843995
Are you fucking serious? The objectification of women in ALL kinds of media only serves to legitimize the objectification of real women. Why do you feel that this is necessary?
>faggot
oh wait! I sppotted the goobergater!!
>>336843932
No one was bragging; you're the one who got upset about it in the first place.
>>336844063
Shoot. Oh well, figured I'd askshe is my Overwatchfu
>>336844257You've been replying to three different persons.
>Age: 37
Do you think she's a mother?
The clock is ticking you know...
>>336844518
If she is, that can only mean cute loli daughteru or cute shota.Or even cute bara husbando.
Win/Win/Win.
Are they really hitting SFM's with C&Ds?
>>336844518
I wanna impregnate Mercy!while she wears her suit!
>>336844518
I want to make her a mother
>>336844682
That would be a dick move.
That shit is the only reason Overwatch got so much attention
>>336840431
this pose doesn't do her ass justicebut I would
>>336837313
How can a butt be delicious, Anon?
>>336843159
People don't seem to understand that running face first wont work.
Thats why I play tracer and pop up behind people
>>336840857
Here you go anon. I'm a shitty drawfag and it's just lineart, but I hope you enjoy. I might color it some other time, but I don't want the thread to 404.
>>336845116
How can't butt be delicious?
>>336837313
>mdw when anon is right
>why are western women so ugly? goddamn sjws
>these western devs are just putting hot women into games just to sell
pick one /v/
>>336837040
Are you fucking retarded?
Of course it is. Sex sells, a lot. Why do you think most of Jap shit still tries to have hypersexual characters?
For some games it's the only way to sell, it has been like this for decades now.
>>336845224
Noice
>>336841704
>Get this skin
> don't even use widow maker
> get young genji skin
>don't use genji
>these are the two characters I never use. The test I regularly enjoy playing .
Fuck
>>336845116
Just look at Mercy's butt >>336837040
And tell me you don't want her ass checks to smother your face while you make out with her butthole
>>336845332
I pick both
everything is bad, especially(You)
>>336837313
It's a pure ass.
It knows it's good but doesn't need to show it off all the time
>>336844682
Here's a link to D.va's workshop model.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=579520876
They're all like that now. Also to the anon that wanted an expanded Mercy ass, if you scale the model too much the mesh starts to break apart. I had to mess with the model's weight to get her crotch back into the correct place.
>>336843159
The issue isn't that running at him is bad, it's that running anywhere in his line of sight for anywhere more than a second with a non tank is almost certain death.
>>336843307
>get a duplicate skin
>15 credits
>>336837040
can you actually see mercys butt? I never noticed and it's good looking too
>>336845634
I love that mercy's got a little chub in the front, it's perfect
>>336845391
at least you didn't get 2 soldier 76 skins
>>336845634
She has a waistcloth or something like that.
It's best girl so there is no need for skintight shit
Can I please get a non-blurry version of OP's pic?
>>336845521
This.
I don't think bastion is overpowered but I find his DPS to be rather absurd. There are too many spots for him to have sight line to 90% of the battlefield and that 10% can only be accessed by characters like junkrat and phara, which get shot out of the sky if they don't double tap him.
If you're in a party I'd imagine it would be pretty easy to come together with a plan to rout bastions, but in pubs you can only throw as much shit at him as you can until he dies.
>>336845634
Mercy's is modest so she hides her Angel-tier butt behind her uniform.
I want to impregnateZarya!
>>336845634
You can see it well when she's in the sky and falling down
>>336845996
I had to go up against a reinhardt + bastion on offense in the russian map and it was honestly one of the most cancerous things i've seen. He just parked his ass in the corner and you could not go anywhere near him. It was fucking disgusting, and being one player behind didn't help
>>336844518
Wish she wasn't a heal bitch and instead had a valkyrie moveset.
>>336845308
>>336845416
B-But Anon, how do you make out with an angel girl's butthole?elaborate explanation pls
>>336845116
>not eating ass
>this whole time it was mercy with dat best ass
sfms where
>>336846150
>>336837551
Fuck, why is Tracer x Widow so perfect
I felt nothing during the initial reveal trailer or Alive, then suddenly there's all these fucking art of them and it started to make more and more sense to see them as a couple
>>336846024
I don't think she's fertile after years of anabolic steroid use.
>>336846253
Lawd have Mercy
>>336846072
Maybe it will happen
>>336846409
Because two great asses are better than one.
>>336846143
You kiss and suck on then stick your tongue in
>star the tutorial
>this happens
Blizzard know what they're doing
how can people be attracted to widow? she's blue not because she's an alien or something, but because her body has been modified to where now her skin doesnt get enough blood. she's essentially a cold, rotting corpse
>>336846614
lewd webms of Mercy when?
>>336840431
So if the models are no longer in the workshop where can we get them??
>>336846772
The blood is now where it's important
>>336846772
Necrophilia is a thing anon.
>>336845116
irish pls
Do you guys think Blizz will go full copy and give us seasonal events like in TF2?
>>336846772
That's kinda hot
>>336846772
>she's essentially a cold, rotting corpse
It's not necrophilia as long as the important parts are still blood flooded.
>>336845308
>>336845416
>>336846150
>>336846930
I bet none of you have ever actually eaten out an asshole before
>>336846964
>>336846894
i have sfms that show otherwise
>>336847048Actually I have
>>336847048
I have, it's fuckin hot. I've had my rim licked as well, god damn I love it
>>336846628
He said "elaborate"
>>336847130
>>336847145
>Lying on an anonymous imageboard
Hope you kids are ready to taste poop when you finally lose your virginities.
>>336839273
Actually blizzard is increasing profit, the revenues from hearthstone more then made up for the loss from WOW.
Maybe you fucking retards should fact check before you go around spouting this bullshit, because now you look like a dumbass.
>>336847048
No it's disgusting.
>he thinks you have shill porn
>on the internet
wew wew wew lad
>>336837219
Fuck off
>>336845224
thanks for the effort my friend. Much appreciated.
>>336846628
>>336847145
>>336847048
>>336847130
Literal shite-eaters, everyone
>>336845508
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=579520876
>this item does not exist.
>>336847308
>I got grouped in for calling them all liars
>>336847048
He said butt, not asshole.
While I haven't eating any assholes, I have had the chance to experience the joys of plump and petite butts.
>>336846772
I've had deader waifus before, the thought of some cold skin wouldn't be an impediment for me.
>>336842985
sauce please i tried to search
>>336847220
>>336847308
nah, gotta make sure its clean first obviously. I did it in the shower
>>336846843
I've heard some are still archived on SFMLabs for the time being, and if you can use Blender, there are a few models available on deviantart, but you have to turn off safe search to find them.
>>336847308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0wUploaded on 24 May 2010
>>336845116
*prrrrrrbt prrprpprprprpbbbbt *
ahhhhh...
having sexy characters is just common sense
anyway widowmaker has the tastiest butthole
>>336847372
They're dead. They're all dead. Most Overwatch models on the Workshop are gone thanks to Blizzard going all jew lawyer, and any that are still left will be removed soon.
>>336837040
>It is shilling in it's highest and most potent form.
So? Nothing bad with a bit of marketing.
Also no one wants to play an unattractive character.
>>336847736
Literally you
>>336847772
>Fart fetish
My nigga
>>336847871
yeah ok, go back to reading your bible
>>336847757
lol, Based Africans laying down the law
>>336847871
haha
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD THAT ACTUALLY EAT POOP. SHUT IT DOWN!
>>336837040
only widow has an ass that's even worth noticing. Tracer and D-Va have flat asses. Mercy's is always hidden.
>>336847975
>Don't like tugging nuggets of shit out of dirty assholes with my tongue
>Must be some kinda bible-thumper!
You're fucking ridiculous, shit-eater.
>>336847871
kankermongool mit poep op zijn gezicht?
>>336848000 (Checked)
Really?
>>336844518
She's passed 35, so the chance of Downs syndrome kids grows by the day.
>They fell for black people's Eating Ass meme
>>336847048
Nigger here's a tip on eating out ass. don't swallow it. just let it rest on your tongue and melt through. All asslovers need to learn to do this. Also don't bite it sometimes it gets crunchy
>>336848147
>using non official models
In game Tracer has essentially zero ass.
>>336848151
>She's passed 35, so the chance of Downs syndrome kids grows by the day.
wait what
>>336844518
I am glad Switzerland finally gets a character in a game and she happens to be the best waifu
>>336846496
I haven't played Magic in years but good God that Legendary is overpowered.
>>336848248
Sorry I don't even have the game m8
>>336848314
LOL
>>336848242
That applies to puss puss too.
>>336843023
EVEN BETTER
>tfw I look like a boyish version of Tracer
If only I knew how to do the British accent I would literally cosplay her. She's a fun character and nice mascot for the game.
>>336848459
>White british boy
>Not a pasty, awkward, chubby ginger
I'm sure you look just like her
>>336848259
The older the mother the higher the chance that if she gets pregnant the kid'll have Down Syndrome. It's because females don't produce new eggs and the ones still left keep accumulating mutations. This is why it's optimal for a woman to have kids before 35.
>>336848338
she's a skinny girl and her stomach sticks out more than her ass.
>>336848570
this is a risk I'm willing to take
>>336837219
Feminist Frequency's youtube channel was deleted for being too triggered.
>>336848570
Jesus Christ so all women my age are pretty much useless? That's stupid. What about men.
>>336848459
>I look like a fictional character made in a dreamworks-esque style
Let me stop you right there.
There's a reason why all vidya cosplay of no-helmet characters looks godawful.
Valve needs to add more sex appeal to TF2 to stay competitive
I demand skintight catsuits and thongs for every class but Pyro.
>>336848781
men don't have eggs
>>336848314
>>336846496
>>336837040
What if they all farted at once?
>>336848616
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of work.
>>336848781
Men are fine.
Unless you can't get it up anymore or infertile you're good until death.
>>336848570
>tfw my mother had me at 38
Now it feels like I thankfully lost some sort of genetic lottery prize.
>>336848679
Or just marry multiple women and collect all of the worthwhile bodytypes. Women have careers nowadays so polygamy is sustainable now.
Blizzard is pulling a Nintendo and deleting all the SFM models from the Internet.
>>336848878
>>336848954
So our sperm doesn't get fucked the older we get?
>>336837040
I WANT TO FUCK MERCY
MERCY HAS:
>BIGGEST ASS
>WIDEST HIPS
>THICKEST THIGHS
>CUTEST FACE
>CUTEST VOICE
>BEST HAIR
>2 SIDES
>NICEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET
>TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH (Imp skin)
Now, somebody explain to me, and everyone else, how any other girl can compete.YOU CAN'T.
>>336849064
No but our dicks
>>336848917
Global warming
>>336848781
Men produce new sperm all the time so they don't have this problem. The constant division to produce sperm cells, does increase the change small scale mutations over time though, but at a slower than women.
>>336848781
Why in the fuck are you comparing yourself to women your age? Every guy who whines about a woman his age is a fucking idiot.
The natural heirarchy is
Women from 18-24
exist for Men in their early 30s or above.
This is how its always been. If you want to compare yourself to women your age, just get a sex change and call it a day.
Men and women are not equivalents.
>>336849064
It's produced fresh on a regular basis while women have the same eggs since they were born I believe.
>>336837040
>Overwatch lewds are encouraged / actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
No they aren't. Blizzard is actively having their lawyers remove any SFM models you fucking retard.
Why is /v/ so shit?
>>336844518
>Swiss
She's had her tubes tied so she could take as many nigger dicks as possible without needing to worry about niglets.
>>336849161
she is like 47 year olds man, just fuck your mother and get over such disgusting fetish
>>336844518
That clock stopped ticking at age 28.
>>336849192
>Men and women aren't equivalent
It's because you fucking men always treat us like kids and then act all high and might over it Fuck off loser. No wonder you can't get any women.
>>336849243
>what is AIDS
>>336847706
Highschool of the dead
i dont remember the context
>>336849175
slower rate*
>>336846472
For every hot older chick, there is a hotter younger version of that exact same chick at a nearby college. And she'll have the exact same personality with less existential issues.
You retards.
