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So which Touhou spell card is the most frustrating for you?
>>336836879
Every single one of Byakuren's spellcards.
They get me errytime, all of them.
>>336837079
Well, UFO is pretty tough, despite what some may say.
I don't know which spell card it is exactly, but Youmu always fucks me up. Whether it's as a mid-boss or as an actual boss, Youmu always drains my lives like no tomorrow.
>>336836879
laser hell!
Motherfucking curved lasers.
>>336837774
If there's one actual complaint I have about her, it's that most of her lasers come out or have hitboxes way too quickly.
This is the most poorly designed spell card in the whole series
There is nothing telling you that you have to go through the laser quickly
I either perfect this card or lose three lives.
>>336837909
I've found it's easier to not try and predict their trajectory and just dodge them right as they finish curving around.
That Byakuren spellcard though, Star Maelstrom I think? Now that is hell
>>336838283
>There is nothing telling you that you have to go through the laser quickly
Aside from the name of the card.
And once you know the gimmick, there is literally no reason to lose any lives to it.
>>336838334
So basically you hate almost everything? Alright.
Although I can at least agree that music note bullets are awful.
>>336836879
That one Kaguya card in the final spellcard rush of IN, where you have two opposite facing spirals of bullets come down and create little pockets of space.
Anything with bullets that kind of "drift."
Like the DDC stage 4 Benben nonspells, or MOF Aya's Crossroads spell, where the bullets go out in circles and then fall down in weird trajectories.
My brain just cant process those situations well. I see an opening, and suddenly its closed as I try to go through it, and usually I just end up stuck. Usually too dense to figure out what WILL be an open space, too.
>>336838526
>"Honest Man's Death" means "You have to go through the laser"
How
and I lose lives to it because sometimes I either run into a bullet while going through the laser or because the laser tells me to choke on a dick and kills me anyways
>>336838334
I've yet to play TD's Extra but those Mamizou bullets look horribly weird shaped. Like I cant tell the hitbox on this at all.
>>336838526
sorry how did you figure out how to do from that spell name
I'll be the one to say it: Apollo 13
>>336839048
agreed
i cant even figure out normal
>>336839048
>mfw I actually pulled off the bullet spawn point exploit in a real run
get rekt zun
>>336838825
>>336838921
It's kind of vaguely hinted at in the name and description.
Look, the point is that it's an incredibly easy card when you realize the properties of it.
Hell, the laser in the card works exactly like every other laser in IN anyway, where it doesn't have an active hitbox for like a second after appearing. So it's also internally consistent with the other lasers.
>>336838825
Neither of those should happen unless you aren't very good at shmups in general. The bullets are very easy to dodge and the laser is insanely choreographed.
Just go through the card a few times in Spell Practice, it's really simple.
>>336839048
>>336839208
That's just pure dodging. It can be a bit tough, but there's really not much to figure out there.
There's a pixel perfect safe spot right above Eirin, but good luck getting that consistently while she's moving around.
>>336839742
so you're saying its a bad spellcard, easy and stupid gimmick
>>336839742
"Git gud" does not mean "This has a good design"
Honest Man's Death was horribly designed. There is nowhere else in the game that teaches or requires the knowledge that lasers don't have a hitbox until a second after they appear, and there's nothing that visually or audibly indicates it on this card.
>>336840810
Easy =/= Bad, it's still fun, and visually interesting, even if there's almost no threat involved in the card itself.
Besides, it's not like that's the only incredibly simple card Mokou has ("Flaw of Forgiving Shrine", "Xu Fu's Dimension")
>>336841091
That would be fair if it were in the main game.
But it's an Extra Boss's card, there's a precedence for Extra Bosses (and Extra stages in general) having cards and patterns that aren't obvious when you first face them, as they're designed to take multiple attempts to clear.
THOSE TRANSLUCENT PURPLE FUCKING BALLS THAT HAVE HITBOXES THAT ARE WAY SMALLER THAN THE BALLS THEMSELVES ARE
MARISA'S STUPID FUCKING STARS THAT ALSO HAVE VERY DECEPTIVE AND INACCURATE HITBOXES THAT DON'T MATCH THE STAR'S SHAPES IN THE SLIGHTEST
IT MAKES ME ANGRY
>>336841852
>MARISA'S STUPID FUCKING STARS THAT ALSO HAVE VERY DECEPTIVE AND INACCURATE HITBOXES THAT DON'T MATCH THE STAR'S SHAPES IN THE SLIGHTEST
IT MAKES ME ANGRY
You mean the ones who have small circle hitboxes that are about the size of the star minus the points?
>>336841438
It's bad because it's poorly designed. It doesn't get a free pass on that just because it's an EX Card.
Flaw of a Forgiving Shrine was just ZUN being drunk and forgetting safespots again
>>336842365
>Flaw of a Forgiving Shrine was just ZUN being drunk and forgetting safespots again
You mean Xu Fu's Dimension.
>>336842597
>Stop discussing Touhou gameplay in a touhou thread
Typical Seijaposter
>>336842513
Xu Fu's Dimension is easy but at least you have to move while the card is going on
>>336842839
Does Flaw have an actual safe spot? I may have seen it before, but I've forgotten what it is because the card is so damn easy even without it.
>>336843087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKylXbssH2Y you did have to move, but it was unloseable
>>336843193
Interesting, so the bullets can't spawn on top of you? Well, that explains why ZUN is fine with bullets killing players who are stupid enough to sit where they spawn in later games.
So, what's your least favorite touhou?
Reminder that the new character they'll add to the new version of ULiL is Doremy.
>Since this isn't a Hisoutensoku update and still has to fit be consistent with the story in 14.5 and 15, Doremy's power would allow her to meet the cast really easily without screwing up the story.
>Doremy is working with Sagume during 15 and the Occult Balls have to get to Sumireko somehow.
>She doesn't know Sanae or Reisen but she totally recognizes Reimu and Marisa (and they were both in ULiL)
>>336844803
sanae a fucking shit
>>336844803
It's a tie between Sumireko and Mamizou.
That said I think Ichirin has the least good fight in the series. Her gimmick just didnt do much for me.
The Seijaposter will stay.
>>336844857
But Doremy is the worst character from her game.
>>336846190
>says the dumb Flandreposter
>>336846190
no that's probably Sei "Literally who" Ran
>>336846339
Indeed, I said that. What's your point?
>>336841438
>But it's an Extra Boss's card, there's a precedence for Extra Bosses (and Extra stages in general) having cards and patterns that aren't obvious when you first face them, as they're designed to take multiple attempts to clear.
So it's alright when Extra bosses do it?
>>336836879
"You grow bigger!". I always die like 4 times to it.
blue bone attack is my favorite spellcard :^D
>>336845184
>It's a tie between Sumireko and Mamizou.
inchlings pls go and stay go
>>336836879
Probably star and stripe(unless I'm mistaken, it's been a while)
I'd say that one was pretty annoying on my first run through it
>>336844803
Sara probably, actually Sara at least got a laugh out of me.
Momiji then
>>336849027
>Also, I'm waiting for some ULiL.
How much lag and dropped frames do you want? Answer right and I'll play with you.
>Reitaisai is open
WHEN
>>336849239
Preferably none.
But to do so, you need to live in europe.
>>336849816
>Preferably none.
Yeah, I can't play with you then. Good luck finding people to play with, last time I checked the number of Europe ULiL players hit the grand total of about1
>>336847121
But I loved that game.
>>336849931
I've seen it hit 2.I was one of them
>>336849931
It's actually 2 and a half, if you count the guy who started crying because he got asswhooped last week.
>>336850154
Uh, that's not what happened.
Kasen
>>336850260
t. guy who started crying because he got asswhooped last week.
>>336850260
He said he had tears in his eyes, felt uneasy and that his heartrate went through the roof.
Sounds like asswhoopin to me.
MBAN netplaynever
>>336850330
That's why I know. It wasn't because I was beaten at a video game no matter how much you want to believe that.
I guess I just wasn't clear enough when I said I couldn't handle playing against strangers.
>>336850053
>was
Why not anymore?
I would fancy a game with a fellow europoor.
>>336850605
MBA-N 2 when?
Maybe they can fix the netcode so that it isn't laggier the less players there are.
>>336850997
I say leave the witch craft as it is, if anything just let us get bigger IP lobbies so people who can't fit in can watch until they get rotated in or something.
>>336851082
And get rid of the stupid fucking team system.
It makes matches really boring.
>>336851390
I thought that was neat, though they could probably put in a FFA mode.
Team works better when your teammate actually helps you and have syncro skills you can both use.
>>336851657
Right, I meant to say the team thing as a mandatory thing. I don't mind it as an option. 3v1 matches in TSA are kinda neat.
Oh well.
Hosting europe ULiL v. 1.11.
2.244.68.19:10800
Why is she so perfect?
>>336852039
She is a witch. All witches are shit.
>>336852132
Objectively false.
>>336852039
She is not. There are characters more perfect than she is.
>>336838283
This card isn't even on the same level as Fujiyama Volcano though
>>336852132
Factually incorrect.
>>336852132
She's a fake witch anon, real witches are pretty good.
>>336852132
Correct, they should all be burned
>>336852253
Fujiyama Volcano is straightforward and honest about its function, and isn't visually deceptive.
>>336851918
With how many times I got into 2v1s in MBAN and had to combo my way out and react as fast as I could, I dunno bout 3v1s anon.would be pretty easy if I use Sakura or Reimu though.
>200 ping
>a single game took 15 minutes
Goddamn, this is pure pain.
>>336836879
Icicle fall.
>>336856007
>>336836879
Neither all of Orin's excluding the stage 6 one and Clownpiece's 4th spellcard
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>>336836879
Meiling-sama last spellcard on Normal.
Those diagonal bullets are dicks.
>>336858441
You mean the one with the random bullets? That's just basic dodging.
>>336846071
Sagume's will was done.
Hahaha.
Oh, wow.
![sample-8237f7214d271319a1c3087d3aa18ff1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pVU46uu.jpg "sample-8237f7214d271319a1c3087d3aa18ff1[1].jpg")
>Janitor deletes girlposting to have a pure gameplay thread.
>Still autosages it.
okay.jpeg
>>336858641
I know and I have captured it a couple of times,but the speed and trajectory of the bullets really confuses me.
>>336859146
>janitor is retarded
We all know
>>336859146
I think he's a bit confused by all the Battlefield 1 threads right now.
And he didn't delete girlposting.
Fuck, half of the girlposting is still up. Looks to me like he just responded to all the reports he received and clicked on random posts throughout the thread.
>>336859309
>all the remaining girlposting is all Marisa
I sense bias.
>>336859456
by jove, it all makes sense
>>336859456
I see a lot more than just Marisa.
>>336859456
At least he is a man with good taste.
>>336859456
>>336859503
>Mods are Marisafags
Dear god, this is worse than anything /jp/ could make up.
Might as well post best girl before the thread sinks.
I want to make Reisen pregnant and then fuck her give shes giving birth then crush her baby with my shoe
>>336849728
people are lining up as we speak
>>336859556
Nah, the only posts that are purely waifuposting are all Marisa. The others are just waifu pics attached to relevant posts.
Last post for best girl.
>>336836879
It's not really a spell card, but the section Where Yuugi just stays on screen and shoots at me is difficult for me. The rest of the game gives me little trouble though.
Just make 3 threads like you always do
I for one appreciate the attempt to purge dramafags
I'm just gonna make a thread anyway.
Eat my cock, mod.
>>336859805
>implying he considers that a punishment
>>336852742
Isn't Patchy a witch, or just extremely liberal with her use of magic?
What's the best thing about Marisa?
>>336859805
Yeah, because I'm sure that thread will end up being great.
>>336859786
what happened this thread?
