Hey, /v/, it's me! Your favorite video game character! I bet you can't wait to see what other games I show up in, huh?
still better than the fucking kangaroo
>Backstory/profile is so long and in-depth yet still manages to be the most generic thing ever
I don't even have an appropriate reaction image for this
>>336827684
I know right, it could fit perfectly in a shitty low budget JRPG
>that korean kid pays people to update wiki articles about his fucking OC daily
>>336828507
At this rate he could just pay someone to make a game for him.
>>336827037
I don't think that's how boomerangs work.
Who the fuck is this kid?
>>336828764
Some Korean's OC Donut Steel who he pays his way into different Kickstarter games and gets upset when he isn't the strongest character in the game
>>336827037
It's not a bad design but whoever drew that face deserves to be shot
>>336829212
All the faces in Shovel Knight art have problems, thankfully most of the main cast have no faces.
>>336827037
>You will never be rich enough to make your autistic OC a thing
>>336827037
>Dual reverse grip boomerangs.
Christ almighty.
>>336829439
Then make a game about them like everyone else. Then you won't have to pay for fanart, interest, and porn.
>>336829130
So pretty much the same story as Baz?
>>336829546
I'm not sad that I won't make some autistic OC popular, I'm sad beacuse I will never be rich enough to waste money like this.
>>336829570
Baz is generally a joke character that gets shit on constantly
>>336829706
You should be happy you aren't him. With the money he wasted having mediocre artists draw his character he could have gone to school for drawing.
>>336830005
At least some niggas got paid.
>>336827037
You aren't Baz
>>336830068
The ones who he didn't blacklist for taking too long anyway.
>>336829524
No Anon, dual reverse-grip CRYSTAL boomerangs
>>336827684
>golden chocolate oreos
Shit that sounds delicious
>>336830005
Don't forget that he paid some guy to make a custom theme for his shitty self insert
>>336827037
What is every game he is in?
All I know is Shovel Knight
>>336829570
The only game where Baz isn't intentionally a joke is Divekick
>>336830642
Valdis Story is another, I'm not sure about any more though.
>>336828575
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't.
>>336830603
They were amazing, but I think they stopped making them
>>336830891
I think so, Amazon doesn't have them listed
>>336830995
People buy food from Amazon?
I always here about gook boomerang meme man, but what games did he actually weasel his way into?
>>336830606
think it was the composer for secret of mana
>>336831313
Yeah it's easy. They ship it in a container that keeps it fresh if it's something that needs to be preserved.
>>336827037
No thanks, I already play the "Oh goddamnit Yuri Lowenthal is a voice actor in this game" game, I don't need another drinking game.
>>336831416
Shovel Knight and Valdis Story are the two I played. I know there's more though
>>336831313
You can get some good deals on bulk food
http://www.amazon.com/Airheads-Chewy-Fruit-Variety-3-1lbs/dp/B000JZ3576/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1462654173&sr=8-1&keywords=airheads
>>336831687
It's also the only place I can buy Surge
>>336831565
>The major twist of the game is that you were Yuri Lowenthal the entire time
>>336831473
Yeah, that's right.
How much can something like that cost?
>>336831565
>play new vegas
>die
>>336831826
>>336831947
Also you take another shot if JYB is ALSO voicing a character in that game
You drink a full bottle if JYB's character and Lowenthal's are best or good
friends
>>336831565
>mfw I just heard Yuri Lowenthal's voice coming out of this shitty OC
FUCK
IT WORKS TOO WELL
>>336827684
Post that shit, i need a laugh.
>>336827037
His design could be worse, if he weren't such a fag I would play as him
>>336830807
I believe he got into Indivisible as well.
Reize's entire existence is the biggest argument against kickstarter.
I know this guy was in Shovel Knight, what's the deal with him, though?
>>336832053
Unfortunately I didn't save the pic, sorry
You really aren't missing anything though
>>336832585
I know i am missing anything, i just wanted to remember the autistic demands he made for people he comissioned. I know it's his money and he deserves to get what he's paying for but that shit was a fucking essay.
>>336832579
Autistic Korean makes shitty OC donutsteel.
Proceeds to pay his way into every kickstarter ever.
>>336832394
What about Undertale's fat fetish dragon OC?
>>336833861
>one game backer thing that got swept under the rug so hard it's fucking mew glitch tiers of impossible to accidentally find
>autist shoving his donut steel into everyone's games and getting pissy when he's not THE ULTIMATE
captain boomerang is worse desu
>>336832394
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>>336832053
>Growing up in the simple hunting village, the 14-year-old Reize was raised upon stories of exploration, adventure, and heroics by his father, once an well-known explorer and adventurer. His boldness and desire to prove himself led him to become a skilled hunter and develop an unconventional twin boomerang and self-taught martial arts style. Enthusiastic and compassionate, Reize makes friends easily, and he is idealistically committed to his own imagined 'Knight's Code,' despite their ambiguity. Though his bumbling and lack of navigational abilities tend to cause him to show up at the wrong place at the wrong time, he is nevertheless eminently adaptable, and now on the path to becoming an explorer. Having learned that his vanished mother was a painter who could see things that other people could not, he now seeks out the clues with the hand-painted cards she left behind, hoping to discover her fate.
>>336834194
Who?
>>336834685
Oh shit that's just the tip of the iceberg.
http://seizui.wikidot.com/reize-seatlan
I have no idea what this thread is about. Can someone fill me in?
Wasn't there a pic of him getting raped by a succubus?
>>336834773
Don't quote me on that but i guess is a furry fuck:
Some details i remember off the top of my head:
>fursona is a green kangaroo
>has a cadre of cocksuckers that jump on anyone that won't draw him commissions (possibly 4 free)
>tried to get into a "war of the monsters"-type game (Kajuu combat was it called?) and got angry when the devs didn't want to model his fursona's floppy dick in game
>>336834814
>Knight's Code
>29 rules
Jesus shit
>>336835024
You better not be remembering wrong anon or I'm going to be very disappointed.
>>336834829
It's about a shitty oc donut steel character created by some gook autist who appears in a lot of kickstarter games thanks to it's creator seemingly endless supply of cash
>>336832018
Butt-chug a full bottle if Yuri Lowenthal talks to Yuri Lowenthal.
>>336835652
>anon found dead with blood alcohol level of 25.3 and whiskey bottle inserted in anus. Apparently died while playing the videogame "fallout: new vegas"
>>336831565
I only learned on /v/ that "whiny anime dude" is not some vidya voice acting archetype but actually just a one guy.
>>336828507
What's his name?
"We can do this!" [Group]
"Let's show them what we're made of!" [Group]
"I won't let you get in my way!" [Solo]
"Our plan worked!" [Response to Advantage Enounter]
"Buh?! Surrounded!" [Link Encounter]
"Let's not fall here!" [Response to Link Encounter]
"Be ready for anything!" [Response to Hard Encounter]
"Gah! Where did they come from?" [Surprise Encounter]
"Tsch, this won't stop us!" [Response to Surprise Encounter]
"Come on, everyone! We can do this!" [Inspire]
"Too slow!" [Hunting Hawk]
"Passion and fury, straight from the heart! Ignition!" [Exceed Burst: Ignition]
"We did it everyone! Good job!" [Normal - Group]
"That was too easy!" [Easy Victory]
"I did it!" [Normal - Solo]
"Whew! That takes care of that!" [Normal - Solo]
"It… it did not have to end this way…" [Sad Victory]
"With loot to boot!" [Item Get]
"I feel like I am learning from my experience." [Level-up]
"I learned a new trick!" [Skill Gain]
"Gah!" [Guard Break]
"Understood!" [Response to Command]
"That'll teach you!" [Exceed Burst: Storm's Eye]
"Gotcha!" [Using Fatal Strike]
"Good job!" [Ally defeats Enemy]
>>336836362
>Every MC battle quote ever
>>336836362
Just how generic can one character be?
>>336836362
Wut?
>>336836564
If everyone is using those, they must be good!
>>336827037
That is a generic shota, this means that he has porn. Where is the porn?
http://seizui.wikidot.com/reize-seatlan
>>336836362
It has to be a seriously difficult task to make things this fucking cliche, like you need to shut down the part of your brain that says, "This is stupid and awful" or just have never been born with it.
>>336837089
Nowhere because the creator strictly forbids it
>>336834814
>He finds girls weird and practitioners of the dark arts known as cooties. Displays of affection between other such as kissing tends to make him wince and cringe while those directed at -him- will cause him to panic and become apprehensive.
Christ almighty.
>>336837682
Then the way to go is to draw some to piss him off
>>336837118
>Nigga can't swim
Shit desu
>>336837682
That never stopped anyone. I remember one that involved shoving his boomerang up his ass.
>>336835129
You actually have that a bit backwards. The character explicitly doesn't have any genitalia and the creator gets super butthurt when people even jokingly imply any sort of sexualization toward him.
Like, dangerously butthurt.
>>336827037
He reminds me of a shitty version of Marona.
>tfw your own shitty OC will never be in a video game
>>336838051
Did he ever see the picture of his OC getting gutted by a bishop, pulling out his guts and dick?
>>336837785
Ah, so he's a self insert
>>336837785
Yet in every story he gets romantically involved with those "icky girls".
>>336838053
How?
>>336830885
>Implying he hasn't done something like that yet
>>336834814
>open link
Hey this doesn't look so bad...
>see the tabs
Oh.
>>336838543
antenna hair prob
>>336838625
There's some weeb name for it, but I just call em alfalfas
>>336838763
ahoge i think
This guy clearly heard about the concept of "Mary Sue" at some point and realized that his creation is exactly that and he desperately made Reize the most boring and dumbest shit ever so he wont be called out for being a Mary Sue.
>>336838193
>tfw you can't program for shit
Feels bad, man
Twenty-Ninth Vow: One can walk a path alone and reach a city, but with a companion you can reach the world.
>>336838256
>his OC getting gutted by a bishop, pulling out his guts and dick
"Put your character in the game" tiers are the absolute cancer of all kickstarters.
I feel like the only way you can do them properly is by saying "you can create a character for the project" and then explicitly saying that you are unambiguously signing away the rights to that character so that OC autists stay far away, even if you're driving away the most gullible whales by doing so.
>>336839091
What?
>>336834814
If I was rich I would make a game with his character but botcher all his "traits" and moves to make him seem like the wimpiest and shittieat kid and have him get killed in the first act as a plot twist just to raffle that korean kid's jumbos.
>>336839569
Twelth Vow Every day you sleep, look back at it and then prepare or the next day.
>>336839572
Or just have this happen.
https://youtu.be/db0-7iPgA6I?t=1m1s
How did this man get so much money?
>>336834814
>>336835024
now I am interested
>For those unaware, Hiroki Kikuta was the composer for Seiken Densetsu 2 & 3. Getting a hold of Kikuta was an adventure. It started with seeing a reddit AMA dating back around February 2014. One month later, I contacted him on Twitter and found that he was available for hire. Through a liaison who turned out to be a friend of a friend, we went back in forth in communications and getting the song composed. 23 October 2014, Original song, "Summer", was completed. I indicated that I liked the sketch version as well, so I received what is titled "Spring" was on 25 October 2014. Both songs received their official titled as of 14 January 2015.
>Hired the Mana guy to make songs for his OC Donut
https://youtu.be/fxbCVrZgtzI
>>336834814
>Exceed Bursts Cut-In
This is literally a redraw of Luke's image from ToA
KEK
Reize Vow Number 7: Justice and love will always win.
Can we talk about his GOOD donut steel?
>>336842059
Or saber using excalibur. Or like 500 other anime overhead slashes
>>336842312
Just because it has tits?
>>336842010
>Through a liaison who turned out to be a friend of a friend, we went back in forth in communications and getting the song composed.
I wonder if he talked to Jayson Napolitano about the composition, since he's the organiser of the Scarlet Moon brand that manages PR for Kikuta overseas.
>Search for Reize_Seatlan on paheal
>>336842809
I remember some /v/ drawfags drawing porn of him and his boypussy
>>336842010
>thinking of all the vidya and anime figures I could buy with the money this guy blows on a character with a blander design than random jrpg villagers
It ain't fairI could get a nep nendoroid with that kind of dosh
>>336838193
Good, I don't want people fapping to my OCDONUT girls
>>336843013
>Donut girls
I FOUND THE KEY TO KILLING THE BOATSLUTS
>>336842956
The problem is where are the drawing then, anon.
>>336838193
>>336838193
Have you tried... making a video game?
>>336844804
>hard work
>learning
>participating in a community
Don't you ever say that again