There is no webm thread, I repeat there is no webm thread. Let's fix that right now.
>tfw no Saboteur 2
Did anyone even pick up the IP after the devs went bust?
does anyone have the super hot webm where's he lines up a dozen bottles to glass a cunt?
>>336784572
I'm not mad because you posted a non video game webm, I'm mad because I watched it and I want to beat them with that rolling pin for being so stupid
>>336784552
what's this?
>>336784727
Area 51
>>336784854
Holy shit it's weird
More VIDEO GAME content please
>>336784684
How do you open a coconut? Just bang it on a hard surface?inb4 sex jokes
>>336784182
>>336785292
First you drill it open, get out the juice and then saw it open. It's not rocket science.
>>336785542
Who the fuck has a drill in their kitchen?
>>336784572
what the fuck is going on
>>336785603
A professional kitchen
>>336785603
it doesn't need to be an electric drill, just a run of the mill hand operated drill.
>>336785542
>"It's not rocket science."
>need to use a drill and a fucking saw to open it
>>336785292
Hit it with a cleaver, and rip it off
>>336784318
Nah. I sadly think it died with Pandemic. Loved the idea and artstyle of it tho. Wish the disguise system wasnt the way it was tho
>>336785768
>having the most basic human tools is rocket science
>>336785542
Doesn't even have to be a drill, you could do it with just a knife. Use the back of the knife to crack the coconut and pour the juice out then crack the coconut around its equator and open it. The women in the webm had no idea what they were doing and it looked like they wasted all the precious coconut juice when they finally opened it.
>>336785929
those aren't the most basic tools though
>>336784854
It's all super cool til she takes off the leg.
Then I threw up a little.
>>336786184
I think it's cute, would suck on.
You won't believe your eyes, the truth will shock you.
>>336786417
The shit ass textures on the road in the right video gives it away.
ive got some homemades.
>>336786520
Kek
>>336786520
Right video is reality retard. The easiest way to tell real from fake is to look at the rotational animations in the steering wheel.
>>336786539
But why?
>>336785847
>Empire of Dust
That looks interesting
>>336786609
or just look at the side mirrors
>>336786609
Mirrors are also a dead giveaway.
>>336786609
Lol how stupid can you be. Right video has less tree density, no grass, no road textures, no specular reflections, no realtime reflections in the mirrors, no visible gear number on the steering wheel. LOL don't be stupid.
>>336786793
Why would you post an image of a dead person?
>>336785603
everyone has winebottle opener
>>336786841
That doesn't even make sense as a "lol he's dead" hoax because no one would ever say tha if he really was dead
>>336784684
>I'm not mad because you posted a non video game webm
Why would this make you mad?
>>336786539
>>336786647
because lol
>>336786647
>But why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ
>>336786647
It really is worth a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>336786932
uh oh, you responded...
>>336787014
>>336787003
my christ.
>>336784572
They look Brittish though, not American.
Guess there's not much difference between them
>>336787087
>>336787024
>Eddy
>Eternal Dragon
Oh this gonna be nice
>>336787114
Game?
>>336787284
Singularity
>>336787284
Singularity
>>336785768
>saws and drills are related to rocket science.
Kek
>>336787226
>>336787354
not mine, but i thought was funny.
>>336785768
I had no idea rocket science technology went back hundreds of thousands of years to our earliest known ancestors who used similar tools to do similar things.
>Using something with a jagged edge to saw something
>rocket science
>>336785292
>>336785542
>>336785603
absolutely retarded.
a coconut has 3 eyes on the top of it. one of these are extremely soft compared to the rest of the coconut, you put a sharp knife in them to test which is the soft one, then twist scraping the eye out.
straw in and drink the water, or pour it out, then smash it any way you want. best way is on a rock or with another coconut.
>>336787334
>>336787336
Wait, Singularity is actually spooky? How far in the game is that? I tried to give the game a chance but I always gave up after 2-3 hours in..
>>336787439
>>336785847
Eddy where is my gravel you knobhead!
>>336787469
>Wait, Singularity is actually spooky?
Its not-
>>336787507
>>336787469
I wouldn't say it's completely "spooky" but it does have its moments. The webm happens just before you use the first time portal to go back in time, but I don't remember seeing it on any other version other than the PC.
>>336784182
can you kill people in game by landing on them this way?
>>336784279
tfw can still feel the vibrating controller
>>336787602
>>336786297
People still play this?
>>336787664
pretty lame to make a slither webm, but I was proud of it
>>336786889
holy shit
>>336787773
>>336787664
wut game?
>>336787874
>>336787773
>something to be proud of
nigga he gave you the win
>>336787935
HELLDIVERS
>>336787957
okay
>>336787943
>>336785847
Eddy was a fucking bro and not part of the problem. poor guy.
>>336787459
>you put a sharp knife in them to test which is the soft one, then twist scraping the eye out
Fucking brutal
>>336785929
>>336787349
>>336787454
I think what he meant is that using a drill and a saw is actually retarded. (as are you for thinking using a saw and drill is normal)
what you don't realise is that the best method is actually used in the end of the video with the rolling pin where she hits it whilst turning it.
>>336788136
>>336784854
That's amazing
>>336788241
>>336788331
>>336784318
The guys who owned it in the first place; EA.
>>336788385
>>336788228
well coconuts are close to niggers so its only right
>>336784279
This is what happens in a 16 year old's power fantasy that watched too much naruto
>>336788331
Aren't the skaven the ones that have all the high tech? Shouldn't it be them assaulting you with machine guns?
>>336787454
>hundreds of thousands of years
>power drill
>>336787354
DELETE THIS. RESIDENT EVIL 4 IS PERFECT
>>336788467
they do in the game, this was just a normal slave swarm. So they blow the horn, you hear the screams and then get swarmed by a bunch of weak fuckers.
But yeah ratling gunners, poison wind globadiers, rat ogres, packmasters and gutter runners are in the game.
>>336788504
I'm not talking about a power drill, I'm talking about the basic concept of being able to poke holes in something with a tool, which has been around for thousands of years.
>>336784854
mfw this is the legal way of getting a footjob from a 3rd grader, kinda
>>336788445
>>336788631
>>336788720
>>336788631
It's making me dizzy
>>336788089
SO
HERE
I
AM
>>336788720
what game is this?
>>336788847
Where can I get this game?
>>336788887
dragons dogma
>>336788847
Jokes on you since I'm gay that's exactly what I would hope for.
>>336788847
this is really gay.
>>336789010
Milo likes chocolate men
>>336785292
get the peal off with a knife or machete
drill two holes with drill or screwdriver in the eyes of the coconut
pour out the juice in a container and filter it
now you take the coconut in your hand and hit it with a blunt heavy object like a hammer, the coconut will absorb the force of the impact in stead of your hand and split in half after a few hits
>>336788921
>dragons dogma
how similar is it to dark souls?
I dont like dark souls, dark Gothic games, demons etc,
>>336789178
what game?
>>336788887
Why are you on /v/ if you don't even know shit about games?
>>336789207
Seriously man?
>>336789173
good bit a demonic shit.
combat isn't very similar to dark souls at all and is widely seen as the best part of the game.
Boss fights are pretty cool.
Atmosphere can be similar, especially in bitterblack isle.
>>336789048
>>336789210
just because I have never seen this game before does not mean I knownothing about games.
these type of rpg's arent my type of game, and I've been probably gaming since before you were born and completed more games than you have had meals
>>336789242
Yes?
>>336787439
JUST
>>336789229
>Not your dad's house
Man you fucked up
>>336789367
its a good game, I recommend completely.
character customization is also great
>>336789245
i'm kind of checking it out on youtube now, normally those type of games aren't my thing I just liked the magic the mage was weilding. I do like epic boss battles.
only reason i dont play the sould series is because of the dark gothic shit. im not into that crap or horrors etc.
I might put this game on my wishlist
>>336787439
>That ending
Mona a cute, CUTE!
>>336786889
>falls out of plane
>doesn't fall down and floats around in air longer than the plane
Alright
>>336789492
>>336789578
It's almost like the plane is heavier than a man.
>>336789367
Fair enough. The only games I don't know and can't stand is the horrible weeb shit that looks identical to eachother and even then I can recognize a good chunk of that trash.
But Dragons Dogma had constant fucking threads when the PC release was out and it lasted for a really long time.
>>336789578
If you play Uncharted for realism your playing the wrong game, they even have fucking hallucination sand or whatever dumb shit that was.
>>336789646
not him but what about the whole bowling ball and marble hitting the ground at the same time thing?
>>336789715
air resistance
>>336789578
He obviously is falling, have you never seen people skydiving before? It's easy to think they're just "floating" because there are no reference points.
>>336789643
>>336788241
fuck THAT guy in particular
>>336789178
Game?
>>336789660
How are the KB+M controls?
And yeah, not recognizing DD is like not recognizing a Souls game
>>336789660
like that weeb shit, games like this are not even on my radar, neither are most indie games.
I own 2 dragon age games from humble bundle or origin on the house but would not even play them.
same with dark souls, battleborne etc. just not my thing.
it was those magic element attacks that made me ask about it.
looking into it it looks quite unique from what I can see.
inspired by some of capcoms top selling IP's
>>336789917
It's vita exclusive
>>336788872
What the fuck. Is this a hack you're using?
>>336788505
How can this game have a working cutting mechanic and the upcoming Doom with its chainsaw not?
>>336786889
so what if there wasn't some weird updraft and the crate? Drake had no way out of that.
>>336789932
i played kb and m up to lvl 200.
It's totally fine.
>>336789996
Bethesda
>>336789917
Black Matter Fun
>>336784182
Saboteur was fucking amazing
>>336790035
Then he would be dead. What if Indiana Jones was crushed by the bolder?
>>336789991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ3-c6iJ8Xk
>>336789991
>>336784437
>glass used as a verb
wait a minute that telltale game
>>336789932
They are decent enough. You can just reconfigure what you don't like. Somethings are kind of annoying, but takes a short time to get used to. The way you switch between bow mode and melee can be frustrating until you understand how it works.
Once you get that down, it's a step above controller if you ask me. At least as a archer type.
>>336789932
It has some weird scheme and menu controls but otherwise it's great
>>336790225
>>336790064
Cool
>Once you get that down, it's a step above controller if you ask me. At least as a archer type.
Yeah I vastly prefer KB+M in any game where camera control is relevant
>>336790219
been a term for a while.
before telltale certainly.
>>336790374
Yeah but it garnered a reputation around here
pretty funny stuff mate
>>336790069
I forgot. That company that can not program ladders into their engine
>>336790462
WHERE
DAT
NINEFOLD
BOLT??
>>336790515
Divinity 2 thoughsorry for the shitty gif, it was the first result
>>336790515
Bethesda is a publisher
>>336790527
never in my life have i played ma and i never will
>>336790130
>That last "fug"
>>336790232
Is it good and is camera must have to that game?
>>336787087
What game is this?
>>336790123
What if the aliens in ID4 had a decent anti-virus package?
>>336790984
HEADSHOT
>>336790351
im the anon who asked what game it was, is the PC port got any benefit over the ps3 version, or is the ps3 version just as good?
>>336790936
Warhammer Vermintide
>>336790984
Any updates in story mode?
>>336790984
Game?
>>336790232
That game was a lot more frustrating than I imagined but it was still fun.
>>336791143
The ps3 version has really bad framerate issues
>>336791261
Meme Game: Half-swording amirite bros?
>>336791027
What if Nazguls found the hobbits in the hole by the road?
>>336791261
Exanima
>>336791261
Exanima
>>336788097
>thumbnail looks hot
>open it
>flattest ass this side of the galaxy
>>336791143
framerate and somewhat recent pawns being made.
>>336791339
That never happened
Read the books
>>336791143
What everyone else is saying. Framerate on PS3 and 360 are some of the worst seen in any game. It was almost never 30fps.
Some extra quality and an active community was a nice bonus for PC.
>>336791461
What if I don't read the books?
>>336791396
Oh right, there's this whole renting pawn business
Let's say the online community was completely dead, would that ruin the game?
I'm just asking because I usually get games on sales 5 years later
>>336791216
No idea. I just pirated it.
>>336791261
Exanima
>>336791571
no. you can play with the capcom pawns fine, that's how I played first on xbox 360. beat the game with them.
You don't get wacky characters and they are a little dumber but you don't miss out on much.
It's a fun side dish, not the meat.
>>336789537
>tfwthey dance at the end
>>336790654
id was bought by ZeniMax. a shell corporation created and ran by the founder of Bethesda and his lawyer. As very few people from id actually work there any more and the fact that ZeniMax have full control over their acquisition, id exists in name only and Bethesda is most definitely the ones making Doom,
>>336791325
>>336791396
>>336791513
yeah was just reading about the framerate issues/ before i asked I read it was only the 360 version but yeah seems to be the ps3 just slightly less worse.
well I can handle a sub par 30fps here and there looks like this game is more often than not 15-20fps.
too much of a laggy experience for me.
I was gonna pick up dragons dogma dark arisen for a £5 now, but think I will hold out for the summer sale and get it on steam.
if capcom do a sale, they rarely do.
anyway ts on my wishlist, looks interesting, thanks anons
>>336791760
ID was big before Doom 4. It is clear that company is nothing like the "good old days" even during Doom 3 development, despite a number of people that worked on Dooms and Quakes still working there. Dunno why /v/ thinks that John Carmack is capable of actually creating a good game while being a tech director
>>336791965
god i hate japan
>>336791964
just make sure to make a loli for both your arisen and your pawn so you can fit in.
>>336792131
im alright with them.
>>336791956
Another nice thing about the PC version is a new Ur-Dragon that isn't 500 generations in already.
>>336787667
EA just released a 4 hour trial of it, I'm downloading to see how dead the pc servers are.
>>336792275
is that justin wong?
lmao what a fucken madman
>>336792165
kek
>>336792275
Fucking delete this, this is disturbing.
>>336792426
There's a dragon that gets stronger for everyone whenever it's defeated?
>>336792248
whens that pc senran coming out?
RCt2
>>336792686
Yes. That's exactly what Urdy is.
http://dragonsdogma.wikia.com/wiki/Ur-Dragon
Fighting him now takes several days. I usually just hop in when he's about to die though, during grace periods.
>>336787845
kek
>>336792929
I didn't realize this is an MMO with dragon raids
>>336784854
If I lose a limb I'll wait for Deus Ex-level prostheses thank you very much
>>336792929
nice loli FAGGOT
>>336790984
drunken fighting is still a thing?
>>336792487
You don't need to
http://swbstats.com/
>>336792491
think it is, might be his daughter though
>>336792691
2018 for EV if you're lucky.
>>336793236
Like that will stop him.
>>336785292
I bought one once and knocked it open with a hammer.
It was easier than I thought.
>>336793135
u mad tho
Does this trigger you cis guys?
>>336786106
Yes they are, you fucking idiot.
Saws and drills have existed thousands of years BC. They're about as basic as human-made tools get.
Any more basic than that, you have rock and stick.
>>336793612
Lol then how come the ground isn't full of 10000 year old saws and drills??
>>336793351
>>336790374
>been a term for a while
Only in Australia, mate.
>>336793595
Nah, I thought the game was kind of cute
>>336793595
>dumb bitch shot herself
no, it's fine
>>336793741
Oh you're just begging to be dingoed... MATE
>>336793595
that game is full of cute girls, why would anything in it "trigger" me
>>336793034
It's not, this is the only thing in the game that has this mechanic, and it's optional.
>>336793135
I've been playing this game for hundreds of hours, I've played just about every body type.
>>336793825
Do you know how I can tell you're not Australian?
>>336793595
I don't understand. Where is the gameplay?
>>336793135
>people bitching about lolis
what the hell is your problem
>>336794028
Yes
>>336794126
he's not a pedophile
How often does this happen in insurgency?
>>336787454
the chinese were using rockets hundreds of years ago
>>336793927
dogma was god tier and we will never get another one
