https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ddFdB6sVE
How washed up can one get?
>>336770928
I loathe DSP just as much as the next guy but I don't get what the fuss is about
He was jerking off. Who gives a shit?
>>336771129
Anything he does is meme material
Love how every autist rushed to make a "funny" video of him jackin it.
>>336770928
Just saying, he's overselling it.
>>336770928
wow he jacks it...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
who gives a shit? don't you faggot?
the people who are psychotically obsessed with this loser's life are just as bad as DSP himself.
>>336770928
What song is that?
>>336770928
>falling right for his trap
damn, it sure was inconvienient he left his cam on and started mastrubating immediately after.
Remember when the same unfortunate thing happened to dodger?
you don't ever see these e-celebs forget to turn off their cam and then just stare at the screen because they're just browsing the internet or whatever
he did it on purpose. his views were dropping and e-celebs will stoop to any level to gain their popularity back
and you're giving it him right now
>>336771818
>>336771818
>>336771818
This.
Quickly approaching CWC stalker levels of autism.
>>336771818
At least you found a way to feel superior to both of them :^)
>>336772843
>point out how retarded two different groups are
>LE NEUTRALITY MAY MAY YOU HAVE TO PICK A SIDE TO HAVE AN OPINION XD
>>336772691
This, honestly. Those CWCki forums faggots are the absolute worst, since they're incapable of just laughing at Chris' bizarre behaviour, everything to them has to be "I'm better than Chris because..."
>>336771818
They are actually worse because DPS gets money out of it
>>336772843
>>336773021
triggered DSP stalker detected
>>336771847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>336773248
Seems my image didnt attach
>>336773023
Wasn't there a copypasta proving he watch reviews and reuse those reviews arguments in his own videos?
Reminder DSP is taking this like a champ, just see his twitter. Everyone masturbates. And yes he is still a clown.
>>336773582
He drags it out a little too much though. A sane person would just admit it and move on.
I would buttfuck PandaLee so hard, without question. Guarantee she is a freak in bed.
You're watching a 30 year old getting paid to masturbate and play games. He also has a hot 20 year old girlfriend.
Is it you or him that's washed up lmao
>>336773747 knows what's good.
>>336773747
>>336773920
Samefagging so hard
>>336773703
DSP is losing viewers, this masturbation thing is a clear ploy to get attention. This is the same guy who defends being an idiot and bans his own fans for trying to be constructive, teaches suddenly cool for his "masturbation" being shared online? No way. He even looks into the camera before he starts
>>336773981
Is Leanna his daughter
>>336774034
Well, the whole "youtube drama" has become a big thing these days.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/
>429 pages
These people have to be legitimate autists.
>>336774034
If he really wanted attention he would leak a single nude if pandalee's ass or titties
>>336770928
He obviously can't be too washed up if you fags keep talking about him.
>>336774082
Ever thought about how many fucking threads has been made on 4chan about this with more replies than that thread?
Just because the threads on 4chan aren't being saved for forever anymore doesn't mean we're are less worse.
>>336773023
>Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
>Still using this line when it was proven countless times before that /v/ hated DSP well before Game grump and Two best friends were even a thing.
>>336774206
>he doesn't gossip and follow the drama about internet celebrities
I think DSP would have been a fun let's player if he wasn't such a lone wolf and at least had some kind of interactions with other people/let's players. Him being by himself just makes him repeating the same shit over and over again.
Rambo seems to have lost interest in him.
Pandalee doesn't count since they are so similar already.
>>336770928
>but ill take your virginity, mom...
source please familiarino
>>336774552
All pandalee is good for is fantasizing about fucking her and stuff
>>336773360
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
Damn you, you glorious bastard
>>336772548
really? dodger? link?
>>336774813
It's futa and it's a clit dick which looks awful.
Not worth it.
>>336774813
Saimin Jutsu 2 family
>>336771129
It's funny.
Fuck you're stupid anon.
>>336774956
>It's futa
I'm okay with futaon futa
>and it's a clit dick
All you had to say was this
>>336770928
So what am I watching here.
Don't tell me DSP jacked off on camera. Please don't say that happened.
>>336774813
>>336774956
Its a strap on that the mom and daughter have been hypnotized to think is real.
>>336773360
It's all in your head
>>336773023
well he's not actually just an idiot, we learned from his previous friends he's a greedy fuckhead that doesn't care about anyone but himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ReJygDPzc
we learned from the fgc he's a fraud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gLDuYs8vWw
We learned from his own fucking forum that even his die-hard fans fucking despise him sometimes and get sick of his shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSe91JnZ-s
but yeah he shares popular opinions that are on /v/, woohoo gj dsp.
>>336775086
>>336775175
Oh I might be remembering the wrong thing.
I just remember a really oddly colored dick thing, but a strap-on would explain why it looked weird I guess.
Either way it's extremely disappointing to me.
>>336772548
>channel suffers a huge, dramatic loss in views.
>suddenly this massive controversial thing happens when DSP """""""""""""""""accidentally""""""""""""""""""" leaves his camera rolling to capture the top half of his body when he's apparently "masturbating"
>threads pop up on /v/ every day screaming about this is the best thing to ever happen and that DSP is going to be affected negatively by it somehow
this is marketing.
>>336772548
Yeah dude, it's pretty obvious. When he notices his camera it's immediately after he seems to finish. Like, you are really just gonna stream without cleaning up? I didn't watch the actual stream, just everybodies videos
>>336775425
The biggest reason for his loss of views at the start was not doing direct capture.
Playing MGS3 wasn't a smart idea either.
>>336775416
Looks like a normal for hentai dick. Poorly drawn because you were never supposed to see it uncensored
14:56
http://hentaimama.com/Saimin_Jutsu_2/1/
>>336775614
It's not as bad as I remembered but it's still oddly colored.
It's one of those weirdly colored asian penis things. Thankfully that dark age is over and futa dicks don't look asian any more.
>>336775425
If it is it's backfiring. Whatever views he gains now he loses twice over in long term appeal.
DSP truly is the icon of /v/
what an absolute god
>>336775989
based on shit you pulled out of your ass?
>>336776306
I think it's based on previous incidents on his channels.
>>336776374
i want graphs
statistics
correlating events to said statistics
hard data
give me everything to back up your claim
make me look stupid
>>336776713
I wasn't the guy who wrote it originally. I just gave you some kind of reason.
>>336776860
you're both full of shit then
>>336777027
I didn't say it was a good reason, holy shit. Relax, anon.
>>336770928
the guy burps, snorts and farts during playthroughs, I'm not surprised he faps between them too
the fap won't increase the ammount of views he gets because most people don't have the patience to watch his unedited videos, they'll just watch edits made by other people
so if he did this as a publicity stunt I don't think it's going to help
also, do people honestly think he's been pretending to be retarded for nearly ten years?
damn, daniel day lewis has nothing on DSP when it comes to dedication or acting
>>336770928
>over 95% of men in the 18-30 age bracket jerk off
>when one man makes it public its like around the clock news coverage
first off your puritan culture is leaking, like an STD. second you should get a fucking hobby you nowhere nothing fuckup, there are better things you can do with your time than gossip over someone you supposedly dislike so much
>>336770928
Look fake
>>336770928
>gained over 2000 followers on twitter
>his views have gone up
>his stream attendance is at all time high
>his patreon also went up
This gave him a massive boost.
>>336780315
>first off your puritan culture is leaking
>implying this is a bad thing
>>336781872
>his views have gone up
They did? Or only for that video in particular?
>thinking he did it to get more views
he literally denied jacking off in his IRC chat the second it happened, apparently he was doing "something else and idiots blow it out of proportion"
I have no doubts that DSP isn't smart enough to garner publicity through controversies, he's just a genuine, likeable retard
he's the physical embodiment of "that kid" as an adult
>>336781990
In general.
>>336781985
it is
prudes ruin everything
>>336782092
name three things that prunes ruin
>189 people still give him money
How?
I feel like it dropped significantly, but how is anyone still supporting him?
>>336782224
the same way your parents supported you for at least 18 years
>>336771680
Not on camera, as a complete nobody. People are talking about it because it's a notorious let's player that was on camera. Are you clinically retarded? Have you been diagnosed? Can you count without using your fingers?
>>336782158
Bowel movements
Plums
People's intestines with diverticulitis
>>336781872
>his views have gone up
>his stream attendance is at all time high
>his patreon also went up
Not sure about the Twitter thing since I don't frequent there but these other claims are entirely false. Nice try "MERELY PRETENDING" white knight. DSP has always been shit and always will be you contrarian faggot.
>>336782446
>kwo upset DSP is on the rise
Nobody's surprised.
>>336782572
I don't understand.
>>336771847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSIBFvmJSQ
>>336782671
I know.
>>336773023
every thread
>>336770928
I got a warning for asking about this yesterday.it wasn't "vidya related"
lmao
>>336776306
Based on the fact that lolcows only stay popular until they're milked dry, and having a video of you masturbating hit the internet is rock bottom (unless you go full CWC).
Noone has ever bounced back from something like this, except arguably the Amazing Athiest, who is a different shade of terrible entirely.
>>336782158
Art, parties, science
What video games are we discussing today on /v/ - Video Games?
>>336782735
You are a beautiful person.
>>336771818
They are considerably worse. DSP is some loser streaming on youtube like every other streamer. The faggots following him are bigger losers that are obsessed with him. They form a group and community based on fucking following the life of this one fat dude.
Reminds me of the faggots that followed Chris Chan at all times.
>>336771367
You'd do the same thing.
>>336770928
fucking incredible
>>336770928
This made me feel kind of melancholic and sad for DSP. It plays like a tribute video made after he has passed.
reminder that mods are #DSPositive
enjoy your sudden 404
>>336786063
Actually, it is kind of beautiful. Something someone would make after his passing.
>>336786268
Yeah, that's what I was getting at.
>>336782735
This is amazing.
>>336776713
>make me look stupid
you already look stupid, anon
>>336786231
I haven't seen a thread expire in weeks here, every single thread has been 404'd at some point, doing it for free 24 hours a day seven days a week.
>>336788985
How is this scumbag even famous as a youtuber? Is all his audience racist neckbeards?
>>336789278
His hatebase keeps him afloat. There are This is How You Don't Play montages coming out literally every single day.
>>336789362
Do they actually watch his videos though? I enjoy lol'ing at him from time to time but I've never directly viewed his stuff.
>>336789278
He is very dedicated and consistent in producing content, this is pretty much all that matters and everything else is taste.
>>336789496
Someone has to watch them to make a video compilation like that. They're so obsessed with him that they have regular podcasts about him.
>>336770928
>How washed up can one get?
Well, at least he didn't get fucked in public so hard he decided to change genders.
What does /v/ think of project 7?
POST CUTE PANDALEES SO I CAN JACK OFF
You guys forgot to mention that I don't even participate. You have to create caricatures to throw your jokes at because I don't even pay attention or do anything absolutely retarded.
The video you have is the most illegal shit ever and just a completely bastardized violation of everything human, but that's your own problem.
I'm already stood up at the gates of hell. Not going anywhere.
I'm actually completely content to go through life, being absolutely despised, knowing that via your efforts and wealth every community I touch will prosper in attempts to make me suffer. That is a grand kind of curse and blessing.
Alright, done now. Ya'll should have seen this.
>>336789609
Yeah but those aren't enough people to keep him afloat off of views alone.
>>336770928
Never enough for /v/ to stop talking about you.
>his Mafia 2 playthrough
comfiest let's play of 2016
>>336775053
>It's funny.
This is an 18+ website.
>>336789714
My mind wanders...
>>336770928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbHp89iCaM
>suddenly /v/ hates dsp
Neo-/v/ is real, gents.
>>336772691
Will we get a DSP song this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
>>336773023
DSP IS LITERALLY THE ARYAN OF STREAMERS
>>336770928
>still falling for the ebin jackoff b8
>>336770928
BASED
>DSP IS BAD GUYS, EVERYTHING HE DOES IS BAD, EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS WRONG, HE WILL ALWAYS BE SHIT AND ANYTHING HE DID TO THIS DAYS IS SHIT AS WELL, YOU HEAR ME?????? DSP IS SHIT, THIS IS AN OBJECTIVE FACT AND I DONT TOLERATE ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE! HERE, NOW WATCH THIS 100 HOUR LONG VIDEO I MADE AS A PROOF THAT IM RIGHT!
This is all I see in every single DSP thread. Are you retards really THAT insecure that you seem to NEED someone you think is even worse than you? Its almost worrying how adamant and obsessed you retards are if it comes to DSP. If he ever stops """working""" Im sure you guys would be the ones suffering, not him.
>>336770928
I like how conveniently his dick never makes it in the "leeel my cam was on???" ""shot"". You should like it too. Upvote if you feel me.
>>336792484
chill out magilla gorilla
>>336773023
Even if he's an autistic mongoloid, I can honestly respect that he plays through the Souls games fully despite dying literal thousands of times
It's honestly hard to tell if he's pretending to be retarded or not
>>336771818
Yea, kiwifarms forum member are basically lesser autists making fun of proper ones. In some cases it's vice versa.
>>336775425
Have you seen project 7 by dsp and friends? He's a very bad actor... and liar. It is so obvious when he does either.
