Here's your controller.
Model trains are literally autistic manchild stuff.
>>336733952
thx
>>336733952
Do they have a new version out?
>>336734149
Funny because I always thought pissing your pants over what others did in their spare time was a sign of autism.
>>336734390
Sick non-argument.
Scuse me
>>336734441
Thanks. Yours too.Stop replying.
Time for some soulcaliber.
>>336735945
That looks pretty good for racing games on ps2
>>336734441
Kill yourself autismo
>>336735392
Lets play smash instead
>>336736285
It's actually a highly praised controller. Everyone who bags on it for the ricer livery and goofy appearance has never given it a try.
here you go mate
Sorry, this is my only other controller, here you go.
Sorry I don't have any more controllers bro
>>336733952
>here's your controller bro
How about an alternative thread this time, why don't we post offbrand controllers that were fucking awesome?
>>336737605
HA
That's fucking hilarious
>>336737408
>pass the controller
>it keeps coming back
>>336735945
>hipermax
This was the actual controller they decided to go with for the Phillips CDi.
Yes, really.
>>336737635
QWEASD placement isn't completely terrible here. Nor is the ZXC if you were playing a JDM indie game or something.
>>336734441
He doesn't need an "argument" to BTFO your autistic ass
>>336737860
Actually, there were several. All of them were shit though
>>336737742
Just came by to say i had one of those. Was great for Mischief Makers.
>>336735945
This is probably amazing though.
Richard Burns Rally
Colin McRae
Gran Turismo
etc
bad controller.
>>336738034
Yeah, they're all terrible though. Like, really, really fucking terrible.
>>336737860
This one is from my weeb little brother. It's the only left I have
>>336733952
i'd take that over the xbone shit
>>336737787
5star
>>336733952
I'm sorry but this is the only one I have left. Don't break it.
>>336735945
>tfw I own this
The R1 is fucked
Would be goat for racing if the X and O were rubberized
>>336736285
>>336737391
>>336738131
Actually I remember there was a guy on here that said it wasn't even as good as a normal ps3 controller. He posted a time stamp with the controller.
>>336738163
My uncle had this
>>336738372
Why is your controller running away from me?
>>336738231
It is literally a PS3 top
Fucking hell sony.
>>336737742
I had one of these and it was great until it broke :(
![snes_sn_propad_ctl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gNj70MF.jpg "snes_sn_propad_ctl[1].jpg")
>>336737742
the best
>>336738746
delete this
>Here you go, bro
>>336738746
DELETE THIS
>>336738951
thanks doc
>>336733952
I don't have friends to give one too~
>>336738746
I want to lick that peanutbutter
![Z0062472[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U7qb5Wg.jpg "Z0062472[1].jpg")
>>336738873
hardly.
this is my only other controller bro
>>336737635
>>336737605
>>336737752
You, ah... do realize that's just a calculator shaped like a controller, right?
>>336738746
What happened here?
>>336739456
sorry bro its the only one left
>>336739456
That would be why it's hilarious, yes
>>336739456
Yeah, can you do my algebra 2 homework while I frag these noobs?
>>336739456
Wow way to be rude anon, my parents got me that controller for christmas. They spent their hard earned money on a gift for me.
>>336738873
Fuck yeah it is
I brought mine, thank you mate
>>336737787
>>336739496
Someone put peanut butter on their hand, poked holes in it, then noticed it looked super gross like a disease so posted it on the internet
>>336739853
Aww shiet those were the best
>>336739853
>Friend or relative drops controller
>Ruined forever
>>336739974
thank you anon
>>336740109
>his snes isn't near a carpet
how can you controller if you cant even comfy
>>336737787
papa bless
Here's yours, bro.
>>336737787
holy fuck
>>336737787
>same stale response every fucking thread
The horse is dead, m8. You can stop beating it now.
>>336738370
>>336739949
>>336740329
Literally every single thread. How new are you guys?
>>336738820
Holy shit these were terrible.
>>336733952
Here's yours faggot
here man just hold my game pad a sec
>>336740405
I...kinda want to try this
>>336733952
Man I didn't know there were small versions of those. I'd like to get one.
>those two minutes of sillyness when you and your friends attempted to play TimeSplitters 2 with this
>>336740405
>DELETE BUTTON WHERE CAPS LOCK IS
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF HELP
>>336740634
yo that thumb what the fuck
>>336740634
>>336738951
Thanks, Doc.
>>336740634
>average wiiu owner
You get to be the plane.
>>336740634
>400 pound manchild
>>336740634
What the fuck is wrong with his nails?
>>336738746
>you're literally a squid now
>>336733952
NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE
>>336739456
WHAT
![B8WAYce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1IqyXYL.jpg "B8WAYce[1].jpg")
>>336741745
LGR Oddware time.
The Demon Destroyer Gunn (yes two n)
And no it's not a light gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO89FPclQjk
>>336740727
I've been fucking determined to buy this for a year or two now. But at the very last second I go "ehhh". I swear the next time I fucking see it I'm buying it. And I think the one I want is Dancing Supernova 2?
here's your arcade stick bro
>>336741018
no, just an average /v/ user
>>336742090
I HAD ONE OF THOSE
It was hard as fuck and scratched your hands up, hated that fuckin thing
>>336742197
>$700
>it's just shaped like a gun
holy fuck
>Hold on just a minute, bro, I think I got an extra controller around here somewhere
>*digs in cupboard*
>Ah, here it is, bro!
>Here you go!
I brought mine, thanks
>>336741452
he is too fat, his body is assimilating his nails
>>336743015
How you gonna play Call of Duty with that?
>>336739189
>>336739853
whats the point of these
>>336740634
someone post the ogre in the basement one
>there you go, this one is granny's
>>336734441
Did you serious just fucking post that?
>>336743241
It's called a turbo function, my underage friend
>>336740419
it's still fucking funny though...
>I'm already set, thank you
>>336740834
Maybe he severed his thumb and had to have it replaced with a toe.
>>336740405
Is this one of those optimized keyboards for super-fast typing?
>This thread
>>336740634
fathands man
fat hands
please lose weight
we care about you and want to see you live into the next decade
>>336742957
That was for Phantasy Star Online right? My cousins had one of those actually, it's actually not much heavier than a regular GC controller.
>here, choose the one that suits you bro
>>336743819
Yeah it was for PSO so you can text easier online.
I had it, but I swear I lost it in the attic or something.
Mine had a little edge on the bottom that tore my shorts up without me even knowing for the longest time.
It was a pretty sweet controller, but I wish I could find it.
Honestly it'd be pretty useless unless I bought some adapter for my PC and somehow make it work.
>>336737742
here's mine
>sorry but this is the only thing that I have for you mane
>>336739456
bonjour reddit
>>336737605
i own one of these
>>336737742
>do you know my sister and her friends?
>>336744242
FUCKING DELETE IT
>>336744607
did n64 have any fighting games?
>>336744607
DELETE
THIS
>>336744716
i think a lot of people did that for some mario party shit
Here ya go bro.
>>336738951
Merci docteur
>>336744716
Yeah, a few
>>336744838
Someone gave that controller a Hollow Infusion
here's your controller, bro
We can all agree on this, right?
>>336734441
I'm literally autistic and I think you're autistic.
>>336741452
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT THE NAILS
>>336744872
>fork
>>336744838
>here, let's play some q3a
>>336737742
there's a mom-n-pop store near me that still has one of those on the shelves, except the plug on the end of its cord is for one of those ancient 15-pin PC joystick ports. i don't know what the fuck
>>336745031
I noticed his freakish hands but the nails are fucking weird. They're too small.
>>336745012
of course
>>336740405
I bet you could get some insanely high WPM on these things
>>336744959
>crowd controller
>>336733952
dude check this new console
>>336745584
I own these. I use them for controlling my computer when it's hooked up to my TV and I'm on the couch
Hey guys.
It used to have a Spiderman sticker. I haven't used it in years.
>>336745961
What's the slow button for?
>>336746080
No clue, I never used those buttons. Not to mention this was my Player 2 controller.
I used the original black PS2 controller.
>>336746080
To slow.
>>336738246
This triggers my tripophobia.
>>336746186
Did you ever gave this controller to a friend?
Here's your controller
>>336738951
grasia dotorcito
>>336745012
>theremin
Has anyone tried it? Maybe it works, somehow.
>>336734441
>that post
>still arguing you're not autistic
>>336745961
can't speak for this one, but a lot of those shitty third party controllers would have an extra button for some reason that just functioned as an extra start or select button. It was weird
>>336746292
Yes. I only had two controllers and kept the black one for myself.
I was that guy.
To be fair though, my friend had a Gamecube and he never let me use the wireless controller.
Here's your boat.What the fuck does this even do?
>>336746487
You son of a bitch
>>336746331
i wanted to play this so fucking bad
>>336746487
There was nothing wrong with the default controllers though besides the wire being a bit shorter
I had 2 wired GC controllers and 2 Wavebirds, I used the wired ones myself most of the time.
>>336746597
Nothing.
The Kinect still follows your motions.
It's just shovelware gimmick accessories.
>>336743015
Look comfy
>>336739456
No way
Here's your gamepod, bro.
>>336738163
We're these really that bad? I was gonna buy one for Ridge Racer 4
>>336738449
Those fuckers are so expensive now, I wish I would have bought one when I had the chance.
>>336736626
You ever try to play goldeneye on this? Or the V3 racing wheel? Not easy
>>336746597
It doesn't do anything, just like all those crappy golf clubs and steering wheels for the Wii remote. It's just plastic.
Do we have alternate controllers for current gen?
>>336746080
"slow" buttons on controllers just repeat the start button really fast with the intention of rapidly pausing and unpausing the game to simulate slow motion
>>336748350
Dunno, saw there recently for the PS3.
>>336733952
That controller is giving me anxiety.
>>336742257
just a warning, if you're buying it for actual DDR you need something soft to put them on top of or else you'll fuck up your feet. If you have money to burn, look into precision dance pads - they build a layer of foam into the pads to reduce this.
>>336747876
That looks like something from Existenz.
>>336743972
>inward handles
J U S T
>>336739456
Pfft check out this nerd.
>>336740405
I need a video of someone using this.
>>336750162
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW it's fucking nothing
>>336733952
pretty sure that would work for uncharted
>>336745961
what does the spider button do
summon spiders?
>>336743972
>The evolution of the Steam controller
>Something
>Bastille
>Chell
>Dog
>Eli
>Freeman
>Gordon
>The final version
What I'm wondering is, what the fuck happened to the one just before the final version?
>>336750123
nah
>>336738951
obrigado doutor
>>336744554
The analog stick on this is way better than stock but fuck that reprogramming button below the A, I always hit it by accident and it made everything go wack.
>>336745961
>Not a single person commented on the fucking Yu-Gi-Oh mat
Why tho
>>336738951
Danke Doktor
>>336746331
A weapon to surpass METAL GEAR
>>336738951
Gracias medico
>>336737787
>post joke
>it keeps coming back
>>336738951
arigato hakase
>>336735392
That was fucking legit though
>>336738873
Not with those shitty, non-existent ergonomics
>>336738246
So does that mean you're fondling the slime's private parts when you use it?
>>336743015
>Sharp
>Rounded edges
Now that's just false advertisement
Also does this count?
>>336738246
Wait, how are you supposed to put that thing down on a flat surface? If you put it right side up, aren't the analog sticks going to get pushed in or point to some random direction?
>>336743972
>We could've had trackball
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
>>336750897
This guy tested it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIn4L7hUmUI
>>336739456
you're retarded that's an xbone controller which also works as a calculator
>>336740634
>Wii U
>Zelda themed
>Deli meat hands
Checks out
>>336742090
YOU WANT PRAY GAME?!
>>336742530
Isn't that good? I am considering picking one up.
>>336742681
>It was hard as fuck and scratched your hands up, hated that fuckin thing
>>336737860
The stick looks like it would break in less than a week
Your palms are sweaty bro? Mom's spaghetti? Use this.
>>336755947
They are brittle as fuck, the stick isn't thicker than a regular sowing needle and the gray plastic feels cheap as fuck
>>336756347
i have three of these for PS3 actually
pass it
>>336749121
I like the muted buttons but...
>Turbo
>P5
what do they fucking do?
>>336757681
>P5
Is it clearly PS, just like on PS3/4 controllers.
>>336757681
Turbo is to let you pass the fucking QTE against the magician in No More Heroes, and you read it wrong, it's PS.
>>336753770
The fuck? But I really needed a cover for the stick, it always gets dirty since my hands sweat a lot.
>>336756347
Holy cow now I remember actually owning something sort of like this but for the PS2.
It was incredible.
>>336739456
nothing gets past you, sherlock homo
Who else knows this suffering?
>>336753936
It has a stand you set it in.
>here's your keyboard
Bonus points if you know what this is used for
>>336759104
Colonoscopy control centre?
>>336759104
Looks like it's for some microscope, if I had to guess.
>>336759104
CRT/MRI scanner?
>>336758715
I really enjoyed the Barracuda when I was younger.
Only problem is they'd stop working after 3-4 months.
>>336745245
somebody's butthurt about his new video
>>336733952
That controller is still better than thumbsticks.
>>336739189
I have one of those, it's more comfortable than the official one.
I have never seen anyone mention this weird ass controller I have. It's actually not bad, just a bit bulky.
>>336750403
Enjoy friendaroo
>>336745012G5 is actually a pretty good mouse.
>>336738951
Kiitos tohtori
>>336737787
fuck off
you make this joke every single thread
>>336740634
typical ninTONer
>>336760669
>>336750403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rzFqEqzhmA
whoops i'm hella dumb
>>336745012
>playing fps with a dj hero turntable
tempting
>>336740405
...Fuck it, ill give it a shot
>>336740727
Duuude, I tried to play future perfect with a guitar hero guitar
Here's your controller for Dark Souls bro
>>336738951
Gamergate's official controller.
>>336739913
I mean of all the...I mean someone went out of their way to make that. Who actually liked that show enough to do that.
Here's your controller, bro.
>>336738449
The best for Smash.
>>336762323
>>336762323
what the fuck.
>>336762323
OH JESUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER THUMB?
>>336762323
>>336762323
> nobody has posted the king daddy
>>336759104
For making sick mixtapes senpai.
>>336745012
>wii remote in low tier for fps games
its as op as playing with a mouse against console players you faggot
>>336762808
Well it's certainly nothing to fuck with.
>>336734149
And video games aren't?
>>336738951
Cпacибo, дoктop!
>>336763045
friendly reminder that this isn't reddit
>Here's your controlla broda
>>336738951
Thank
>>336737742
I had the Plus version of this, with the toggle for turbo buttons. Shape be damned, this controller was ergonomic as fuck. Vastly preferred over the first party N64 controller.
I tried telling my friend how great the Superpad 64 was, but he's one of those "all third party controllers are universally shit, no exceptions" memers and didn't believe me.
>>336763404
Well i'd assume not, as I didn't log in anywhere. Also I lack a reddit account so it would be quite the conundrum if I were somehow posting there anonymously.
