>thousands of threads worshiping Widowmaker, Tracer, Mei, D. Va and Pharah
>not once did anyone bring to my attention Mercy's angelic hips and ass
she's too good for /v/
vanilla blonde heal slut but I still dab
>>336712309
Nice face but hips too wide. Wonky proportions. Dva is perfect.
>>336713063
>hips too wide
No
She's my favorite, but it's too late for her.
Everyone's minds have already long solidified.
Mercy a best with Pharah at a very close second
>>336713063
>hips
>ever being too wide
How does it feel being such a colossal faggot, anon?
>>336713063
>hips too wide
leave
>>336712309
that's because she's no fun to play at all.
>>336713063
>hips too wide
>>336713063
>hips too wide
>>336713063
>hips too wide
>>336713063
>This thread will be nothing but replies to this post
>>336713063
>hips too wide
I hope your wife dies in childbirth
>>336713063
>hips too wide
fag
>>336713063
>Guaranteed replies:the post
>>336712309
She's too CIS het to talk about and playing her makes me feel white guilt.
Great
now that's a guaranteed post in every thread from now on
Thanks, fags
>>336712309
That's because Mercy is worst girl, compared to the other options available.
>>336712309
It's because she doesn't have a skintight suit showing off dat ass
>>336713063
have a (you)
she's old enough to be your mom
>>336712309
>changed her perfect va to an average one
Trash
>>336712309
After I heard Tracer's and Widow's voice, I don't know it just fucking sucked so bad i can't fap to them anymore especially tracer
Mei is meme fatty
DVa is also meme but she has quality shit
Pharah is awesome
Poo in the Loo is nasty as fuck
Mercy is a goddess
Zarya is for closet fags
>>336712309
She's the only girl I like in the game. Top tier hair and armor design.
>>336712309
she isnt an offence character isnt that obvious why all the faggots waifu those chars?
you would need to actually play a healer with mercy
and any of the shitters who play this game cant even consider not picking an offence character or a sniper
WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU PEOPLE HEAL
>>336713063
>>336712309
what does it mean when your FIRE bar is full?
>>336714781
Maybe yours. Young enough for a good lay.
>>336712309
She is the best.
>>336713063
Ireland, please
>>336713063
>hips
>too wide
Mercy a cute
I'd rather keep playing as my boy Lucio though.
>>336713063
>hips too wide
end yourself. childbearing hips are the best you massive faggot
>>336714925
Easier to play Lucio and wall run everywhere
>>336713063
Hello Patrick.
>match is always over before I get an ultimate as mcree
>always die in 1 or 2 hits from the enemy widowmaker
>slow as fuck
I just want to be a cowboy
>>336715140
>>336715638
what is this ireland meme?
>>336715007
Its a meter that tells you when you're running train.
If you're doing well it fills and you are "on fire" enemy team can see this as well. Its just a meter that tells you when you're doing well.
Kinda pointless imo, aside from maybe seeing who is doing all the work on the enemy team.
>>336713063
Ireland pls
>>336714925
Fucking this. I prefer to play as D.va but I always switch to Mercy if my team is too retarded to roll a healer....which is almost every match.
>>336714781
She only has 14 years on me. Maybe if she was a major slut in middle school.
>>336714781
I'll MAKE her a mom.
TETS
>play medic for years in TF
>Overwatch medic is a qt
Feels good man
>>336715495
>not having the heal song going constantly and trying to keep near teammates
Because her hips are completely covered, its not rocket science. That said she's my favorite character, I think she's cutest. Definitly like her much more than tracer, Mercy should have been the game's mascot imo.
>>336713164
>>336713350
>>336713386
>>336713664
>>336713839
>>336714115
>>336714175
>>336714243
>>336714291
>>336714309
>>336714743
Her hips really are too wide. she's only 5'7. irl you would look like a stubby dwarf
Fuck off you memers
>>336712309
>Team has mercy, you win
>Team doesn't have, mercy you lose
Is there a more op character?
>it's not an "overwatch girls sit on your face" episode
>>336716452
Hey, its ok man.
>>336716383
That's the point, Lucio is just plain easier than playing Mercy. All you have to do is not get killed and have a team that doesn't wander off too much.
>>336714781
I looked it up out of curiosity and she's only 34. The fuck you smoking anon, that's prime christmas cake material.
>all the ass girls
>no girl whose key feature is her tits
This is a disappointing game.
>>336716452
>only 5'7
That's not short for a girl.
>>336716452
>only 5'7
>Only
>>336716624
Mercy has some pretty big honkers.
>>336716602
i'm not even sure what the dash is good for beyond rushing back to the battle when you die
>>336716452
keep going, i've got plenty of (you)s
>>336716640
Where do you find white hobbits anon
>>336716624
SJWs scream at developers who give characters big tits.
Oddly enough, they don't seem to care about big ass.
>>336716825
>Oddly enough, they don't seem to care about big ass.
where were you when people were screaming about one of tracer's poses last month?
>>336714925
let me tell you why i don't play mercy
every time
EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
i play her not only do people NOT fucking protect me BUT when i die they go why you keep dieing mercy.
i have stood next to 3 people and they didn't even ATTEMPT to save me.
>>336716917
Kek, that totally slipped my mind. I have no idea how.
To be fair though, Tracer has a flat ass, not a big ass.
>>336716452
We weren't kidding, get the fuck out.
>>336716825
because they all have fat asses due to being whales
>Love playing blonde subby heal sluts
>enjoy tf2 with my m8s but hate playing as some german fuck
>Overwatch announced
>blonde heal slut
My life is complete.
>>336716967
literally angelic
>>336716624
It's aimed at an American audience.
>>336716746
Getting team to point almost instantly by hitting E when round starts, rushing down and killing weaker characters yourself, rushing towards enemies near cliffs to alt fire them to their deaths, times when healing isn't necessary like when only one or two enemies are nearby, helping flankers close sooner, getting the fuck out when you're alone, etc.
>no mercy porn that isn't 3d garbage
>>336716918
>Not going Combat Medic
Her pistol actually does decent damage. Not great, but decent. If a teammate should be able to hold their own against another player I usually whip out my pistol and help out so we can move along faster.
>>336714781
Nah, she is just a few years older than me.
>>336717387
Headshots with it aren't anything to sneeze at assuming you're accurate.
>>336716918
maybe you should try staying behind your heal target instead of beside them senpai
>>336717249
SFM porn can be good but it's fucking hard, only thing that comes to mind is that one thing with Dva and like, maybe one thing involving Samus from metroid.
That said you say there's some mercy porn and I gotta see it now.
>>336715764
It's a /pol/ meme.
Basically, an Irish guy went into a porn thread and said something along the lines of "That's too much ass."
And then he got memed upon by a thousand faggots laughing at him and it went down as the "Ireland hates ass" meme.
And Ass+hips go together, so yeah.
>>336716736
Yeah but there's nobody whose key defining feature is her luscious bosom.
>>336716825
see: >>336717048
>>336717127
I dont think Tyrone will be buying this.
>>336717057
but she's also german.
>>336714781
>10 years older than me
onee-san pls
>>336717057
>>336718001
Heidenstaubnich!
Every. Time. She. Ults.
>Christmas Cake
>Asse being on par with mei
>Barely any lewd
Why the fuck is there so much Tracer and Dva lewd?
They are fucking skeletals
>>336716748
>posting petite anime girl
You hypocrite
>tfw D. Va is qt as fuck but boring to play as
Couldn't they give her a secondary fire or something?
>Overwatch SFM porn
>all the girls have dicks thicker than Hulk Hogans biceps
have the people that make these seen a real human body?
>>336717840
>/pol/
>not /sp/
mate, brush up on your meme history game
>>336718157
because of the webms of them.
>>336718157
"Skeletal" is what the world likes
It's normie tier
Thick/fat/muscle/wide/loli is autist /v/ tier
No complaints though
>>336718309
>meme history
>not meme-ory
>>336716617
this
>>336718287
>wah wah wah
>>336718404
>>336714781even hotter
>>336718309
>/sp/
Oh right. I always forget /sp/ has flags and attribute it to a /pol/ thing.
>>336718287
what i don't get is why they always make it futa x futa
they do realize that something with a dick fucking something with a dick is gay, right?
>>336718791
Dicks arent really gay. Would you rather fuck a man with a pussy or a girl with a dick? We find the female form attractive, not necessarily the dicks or pussies
>>336719025
>We
please keep your degeneracy to yourself
>>336713063
>hips too wide
Mercy is best girl. I got the applause emote from a loot box and it's so fucking cute god damn
>>336712309
She has the THICKEST ASS in the game, and its fucking covered by that piece of cloth FUCKCKKCKKCKCKCKCKCk
>main Mercy
>heal 30%+ of team damage each game
>raking in assists like it's nothing
>constantly getting fat rezzes
>also playing thick healslut
It's a good feeling.
>>336719147
Answer the question faggot.
Man with a pussy or girl with a dick?
>Everyone's face when you get the best play reel as Mercy
>>336714925
But I do heal, anon. I make sure my team is nice and safe.
Then I get killed because nobody's looking at the corner where two people are except me.
>>336719570
That's the beauty of Chinese dresses. Imagine bending her over, either pushing the flap to the side or lifting it and fucking her doggy.
>>336719690
>tfw friend keeps playing mercy pocketing me
>have trouble not getting a boner
no homo
>>336719740
I choose the none degenerate option, a girl with a pussy, FAGGOT
>>336716736
>The indian woman is taller than the white ones
This is almost as bad as the russian woman being a buffed up dyke that's also popular in Russia for some reason. I swear Americans have like their own version of how the world works that exists only in their heads.
>>336719919
But I can't see her ass cheeks like that ingame anon
>>336719690
>TFW GF would make a great cosplay of her is not for being so short
She's 5'1". Rip.
pantyhose > all
>>336719919Why don't you do it, anon? Call them out for being the submissive healslut they are. After all, they're the one always choosing the character who heals, not making all the plays themselves. They'll like it. I would.
Mercy is objective best support. Lucio is good for going fast, but he doesn't have the healing and damage boost Mercy does.
>>336714925
Don't want to.
>>336717547
>implying that matters
anyone smart will go after the medic whether or not they're beside or behind
>>336717387
It does decent damage and is accurate at range, but the problem is that the time it takes for the projectiles to travel, combined with the relatively low fire rate (compared to, say, D Va's pistol) actually make it pretty hard to hit any moving object that isn't tank-sized. I mainly only pull it out to chip at mobs, ice walls and Reinhardt's shield. God knows if a Tracer finds you you're boned.
>>336720390
And when i say i don't want to i mean it
>play Mercy
>team are retarded little sissy babies who don't even try to take the point
>don't play Mercy
>everyone dies with no healing
:^^^^^^^^)
>>336720239I already made him into my heal cumdump.
>>336720649Good. As it should be, then. More people need to do this to their Mercy players.
>>336719965
Obviously. Now play along with the scenario so you can understand the appeal of futa on futa
>>336721215
but im not gay
>>336718390
Modeling agencies like skeletons because they show of the fashion better, nobody else does.
>>336721338
>Doesn't like futa
>Not gay
Choose one
>>336720239
>>336720649
>>336720876I'm glad nobody has done this to me yet.
>>336716452
>image.jpg
>crying seal
Youre bad at destiny and your taste is shit
>>336720239
source?
>>336714925
I do, but it's so rare to find people worth healing.
Pharah and Junkrat are really good compliments to a mercy healer, though. Junkrat's traps counter pretty much everything that gives mercy real problems, and the mobility Pharah gives mercy is amazing.
>>336712309
Lucio pretty much fulfills her role better than she does and can give speedboosts and sound shields
tl;dr
your waifu a shit
>>336721716Liar.Work the HP bar, slut.
>>336722027
>I do, but it's so rare to find people worth healing.
That's the wrong attitude, anon! Everyone deserves a chance to get back on their feet.
>>336721848
It's from Invader, by Inoue Makito
>>336722174You're getting buffs and you're gonna like it.
>>336722203
There's three kinds of people.
Those who tunnel vision and don't watch the Z-axis and behind them.
Those who manage to do the above, but lack the aggression or skills to properly push.
And finally, the third type that are worth healing as mercy.
If you wanted a stalemate grind, go with Lucio. If you've got a mercy, you should have one or two people pushing hard.
>>336722295I don't recall telling you to speak.Behave and do your job, buffing and touching up your superior. Speak when spoken to.Slut.
![[Hostile Chirping].png](https://i.imgur.com/oJZv43d.png "[Hostile Chirping].png")
>Submissive healers
Literally fags.
I'm going to fucking heal you and you're going to like it, faggot.
>>336722924
Jokes on you, I'm a switch.
>>336720027
She looks to be roughly the same size as Mercy and Widowmaker.
Only white girl she's significantly taller is Tracer.
The other two are asians.
>on the attack
>half my team is playing snipers
>the other half is playing defense
>nobody playing support
>switch to genji just so we have someone doing offense
I'm glad we fucking lost.
>>336718791
that's because only crazy people who enjoy futa x futa pay for their commissions
I don't get how to be Mercy. Monkey comes and kills you. Every time.
>>336716736
Why is Tracer so brown in this image?
>>336714925
>>336712309
Literally the perfect caucasian woman. I now want to see her get destroyed by a huge black cock
>>336722924
I'm with you, man. Don't take this shit lyin' down.
>>336723576
To be a good Mercy, have a good team that's actually worth healing. The rest comes naturally.
That is to say, WOULD come naturally if such a thing were possible.
>>336723691
Nice try, Tyrone.
>>336716736
>Tracer's ass gets focus for controversy
>Widowmaker is seen as having the best ass
>in reality Mercy's ass is actually the biggest along with plump thighs and a huge thigh gap
There really needs to be more porn of her.
>>336712309
That's because they hide her ass behind an ass turban.
>seriously no white dudes other than the bad guy Reaper and Soldier 76, who is old as fuck
so what the fuck is a gay guy to do? where the fuck are the white dudes in this stupid game? I feel like Blizzard went too hard in the paint with diversity and forgot something pretty important.
>>336721808
I dont have destiny
I am posting from my iphone
>>336723879
Reaper isn't white, Anon.
>>336723879
McCree's white, cocksucker.
>game with waifu sluts
>none of the good ones show their armpits/underarms
Western games are trash.
>>336723879
but anon, don't you think they're over-represented
:)
>>336723879
I got bad news for you, buddy
Reaper is Hispanic
>>336717057
>subby
>Mercy
Choose one
>>336723879
kys like the degenerate you are
>>336723978
Really? That's what someone said in an older thread. Do you have proof?
>>336723980
Hardly. He's hispanic.
>>336723879
>no white dudes other than
>other than
>>336724029I choose both, AnonI'm a subby Mercy main
>>336723879
Reaper is black.
Toblerone is white.
Reinhart is white.
Why does this matter?
>>336723879
>so what the fuck is a gay guy to do?
kill himself
get on it, fag
>>336723761but I'm white
>>336723073Quick to bring in the correct honorific. Something tells me you're used to this.You should know exactly what is expected of you after the match is over, then, you spineless little whore.
>>336723998
How is that bad news when I thought it was off-putting that I was under the pretense that they made the bad guy white like every other developer does?
I'll ask again. How is that bad news? If anything its good news.
>>336724085
Are you retarded, anon?
>>336723980
>McCree
>Cree
He aint white either.
>>336724132london
>>336723879
>>336724074
McCree is whiter than Reaper, Reaper is a black hispanic.
And beefy German hammer shieldman is white.
She's pretty cute but it's too bad you can't talk about her without all the healslut meme shit.
>>336723879
get some taste if you don't dig the spic dude
>>336723879
>so what the fuck is a gay guy to do?
gay guys only like white dudes?
news to me :^)
>>336724186I am used to it indeed, sir. Being a healslut is my duty.I know exactly what my job is, sir. Servicing the hard-working men of the team after they carry me.
>>336724463
>implying
>>336724575
stop being a faggot
>>336724575
Disgusting healslut, mercy's are for pure
>>336724556
it was obviously bait.
>>336724432
I just wish she had a better fucking gun.
>>336724753
honestly i'd even take something that did the same damage but had more interesting particle effects
>>336724252
You really can't complain about a lack of white people if you acknowledge there are white dudes in the game already.
>There's no white dudes
Uhh
>The cowboy
>The German guy
>The Aussie duo
>Oldman
>Zenyatta
>>336724848
It was fucking bait people. Jesus.
>>336724705
>>336724718
I've turned the anon you're quoting into a drooling mess in a matter of two posts. There's no hope for them.
>>336714781
Says you m8. My mum is over 50.
random question: are they going to reset everything at launch again? rip my mercy skins
>>336725072
yes fuck you
>>336724836
That too. It looks and sounds like more of a toy than any other weapon I can think of.
>>336724813
Doesn't she have a big cock in this image?
>>336724964
A disgrace to Mercy everywhere
>>336724885
>Zenyatta
Robots are white now?
Also Toblerone is white.
He's a dwarf, but he's white.
>>336725236
He's an honourary white, mainly due to being an upstanding citizen.
I forgot about the Dwarf.
![Bloodhardt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3VHOIc4.jpg "Bloodhardt[1].jpg")
>mfw I see that legendary TTGL Bloodheardt skin
His axe is the axe that will split the heavens.
WHERE MY JUNKBROS AT
>>336714781
not all of us are 14 like you anon
>>336716736
Mercy, those fucking thighs. Woah lawdy.
What would a life married to Mercy be life?
>>336725401
Angelic.
>tfw you get a good Roadhog and can just sit behind him and buff him
OP
>>336718631
>threatened futafag
>>336725401
Heavenly
>>336723879
7/10 b8. not bad
>>336725401
Heavenly.
>>336716917
>>336717016
It was about the "sexuality" of the pose. Not the size or shape.
Bitches feel inferior. You never hear dudes cry over characters being buff as fuck.
>>336724885
What about Roadhog
>>336712309
I fell for the 'Tracer is cute' meme, but Mercy is literal perfectionI don't even play Overwatch
>>336725758
I said Aussie duo.
As in Roadhog and Junkrat.
>>336725401
I bet she likes baking.
>>336712495
more like too old
for /v/ that is
she's perfect
>>336716158
Here, this anon knows the feel
>>336721578
I don't like futa but I'm not gay. It's really that simple. You futafags need to accept that you have borderline gay tendencies. You love cock more than guys like me and theres nothing wrong with it but you guys always pretend that you're the straightest straight guys that ever lived.
Just stop its cringeworthy as hell and has been going on for years.
>>336725875
>too old
You mean perfect, right?
>>336714781
I want a taste of that mommy
>>336725885
>It's the futa is gay meme again.
>>336725885
>they always pretend that they're the straightest straight guys that ever lived
True as fuck
>>336725875
>too old
>mid 30's
I hope you're just a lolicon or some shit and not a no-taste retard that thinks anyone over 25 is a grandma
>>336725317
I have been lucky as shit, I already have this one El Blanco, and Valkyrie and I'm going to fucking lose them when the beta ends.
>>336726140
Liking dick is pretty gay man. Not completely, but you guys get so butthurt over it. There is nothing wrong with not being 100% straight.
>>336726140
>if I call it a meme people won't suspect I like to eat cock
>>336714319
Weird, I was expecting a shitload of (You)s...Well for what's its worth that was a baiting post.
>>336726285
next time talk about the lack of white dudes and false flag as a gay person like I did earlier
>>336726239
>>336726273
>Women
>Gay
>>336726285
You were outdone by the "hips too wide" guy. Hard to compete with that.
>>336726162
She has to be pushing 50 if not older, she was an actual member of Overwatch.
>>336726367
>Male sex organ=/=woman
I swear its like clockwork. You guys just cannot handle the idea that you aren't 100% straight like somehow thats a bad thing in the CURRENT YEAR.
>>336726472
She's 34 mate.
>>336726472
She's 34.
>>336726491
>Vagina
>Male sex organ>Literally getting baited this hard when all I'm doing is writing like 5 words of smug greentext
Come on now you should know better.
>>336714781
I'm 25, so no, not really.
>>336726597
>implying I'm not just going through the motions
>>336726491
But futas have a vagina
Is Tracer a virgin?
>>336726472
it's weird how in-universe everyone looks back on Overwatch like it was so long ago but it couldn't have disbanded more than a decade before the start of the game
>>336726654
yes but they also have a dick
>>336726694
yes
>>336726694
>British girl
>Virgin
The shitposting in this thread is evolving. It's almost scary.
>>336718287
Have you ever considered why we would want to?
so why isn't there a fucking campaign?
why can't we you know, SEE THE PLOT OF THE FUCKING GAME
why are devs so lazy?
>>336726694
yeah
>>336726694
yes because she rewinds after sex every time
>This.. is my curse
>DIE DIE DIE!
>The day of the rope is coming niggers
I think they went a little overboard with these lines
>>336726694
She can go back in time after she has sex and become a virgin again
>>336726694
She's probably taken several bulls
>>336714925
support is suffering
>>336726921
She must not see a penis ever
That will make her unpure
>>336718067
Time to get gut, Kamarad
>>336726850
>huge roster of characters that are paper fucking thin in personality and are basically the most basic archetypes you could look for, except sexed/'cooled'-ed up
>muh story
Read a book anon, but really only so you can redefine what "plot" even means in your life.
>>336726948
imp is better
>implying black men aren't old news
Tracer hooks up with canadians
>>336726886
No, they didn't go far enough.
Where is his katana?
>>336714781
The power of modern medicine.
>>336726948
I find the default skin magnitudes lewder.
I don't even know why.
>>336726850
Yeah, a coop campaign should be in this. Single player probably not, since would have to be balanced around each character.
