If Rare was gonna ditch Tootie completely, why didn't they just keep Gruntilda hot?
The First Banjo-Kazooie is essentially a waste of time.
who even gives a shit about the bear?
also, if grunty takes so much pride in being a disgusting witch why does she use Tootie's beauty?
I'd always felt that if they were to do a banjo 3 they should base it off banjo 1's bad end. It could involve time travel or just be some parallel dimension.
Either way it'd be cool as we've had base grunty, undead grunty and robo grunty, why not give hot grunty a try?
>>336689265
post more
>tfw never get a banjo game where you fight against sexy grunty
>>336690452
you could probably go the route of that since Grunty is now hot as fuck, everyone would rather side with her than Banjo and Kazooie.
Even Mumbo was trying to fuck her in the game over sequence. And she's the one who locked his head in the skull mask.
Because Excuse Plot.
Although one wonders if anything would have changed if had kept the earlier concept of her being Banjos girlfriend 'Piccolo'...
>>336691018
10/10
am going to china with green bodypaint in excess
>>336691125
probably not.
She would have just been closer to Princess Peach then.
Maybe if they fleshed her out from the start
>>336691374
>that cauldron
>>336691572
Dingpot
>people actually like "sexy" Grunty
Did y'all not listen to Brentilda's dialogue, where she talks about all of Grunty's gross habits?
"Sexy" Grunty would still do all that gross shit. Her body would be hot yeah but she'd probably smell like ass. Plus, she'd just get fat again after a while. She even has a line something like "Once I'm hot, I can keep eating all kind of junk food ahaha" like a fucking idiot. She's just gonna squander Tootie's beauty and become a fat fuck in like 6 months.
>>336691747
>tfw no qt 3.14 azn witch next door to ride your broomstick
>>336691819
see>>336689265
>>336691819
>Once I'm hot, I can keep eating all kind of junk food ahaha
What a shitty rhyme!
>>336692508
nigga I don't remember it word for word
anons forget best girl, humba wumba.
>>336692847
>>336692031
>>336692137
man why is grunty so obsessed with being pretty
it's like an asian stereotype or something
>>336691819
It's magic they don't gotta explain shit. She'd probably stay hot forever
>>336693539
ava devine+banjo kazooie adaptation when
Oh lordy
I am remembering that one fanfic were grunty had a dick
oh no
>>336694152
>remembering anything
>ever
>>336693031
>>336695297
Isn't there a picture of her and Mumbo getting raunchy
>There will never
>ever
Be a Banjo Threeie.
It hurts.
>>336695415
probably.
the internet is a big place.
>>336695490
>10 years
>the pain is still real
>>336688784
Posting best B-K girl.
guntilda
>>336695610
super informative dump poster
GRUNTY'S BODACIOUS BUM
>>336695646
A-at least we have Yooka-Laylee. R-right?
>>336695798
but it's fatter when she ugly
decisions decisions
>>336695736
what do you think I am, google?
>>336695958
yahooooooo
narrowing down the search
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuGpKCg89XI
>>336690452
The ending of nuts and bolts had grunty working in a video game factory talking about how she was planning her revenge on banjo, so it could work.
>Humanized kazzoie
![Quot+this+must+be+the+work+of+an+enemy+stand+quot+_0354d4c812ff93c26c483bb66f8f9cd2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iPxrBoC.jpg "Quot+this+must+be+the+work+of+an+enemy+stand+quot+_0354d4c812ff93c26c483bb66f8f9cd2[1].jpg")
>>336689826
>Sexy Grunty with Ugly Grunty Stand
Do it, drawfriends.
>>336697924
>>336698081
NOOOO
I DON'T WANNA GET INTO HER AGAIN.
>>336697924
>Humanized kazooie
Disgusting.
>>336697924
>>336691819
Grunty is for pumping and dumping, not tender loving
>>336698420
Do they fuck?
>>336688784
There's more safe comedic material from a fat ugly person than a hot person.
If Ding pot found a Bear cub as the most attractive thing in the land does that make him a furry, or is Grunty just fucking ugly?
>>336693031
Her boobs were animated, weren't they?
>>336699003
It's Rare, what do you think?You must not remember Mrs. Boggy then.
>>336695660
We need much more art of cute Kazooie
>>336699092
>Google Mrs Boggy.
>She's a whale.
No surprise I don't remember her.
>>336699196
But anon,Wa-hey!
>this entire thread
Thanks Doc
>>336698041
>no one posted best grunty yet.
Cause you're supposed to dislike her.
Its much easier to dislike ugly people.
>>336688784
finally some art of gameover Tootie
Someone post the book.
You all know the one
>>336696501
>no Cheato
Oh come on, he shows up in Tooie.
>>336701197
Oh I know what you mean anon
>>336700306
GUH-HUAARRRRGGGH
>>336698041
ON IT BOSS
>>336691819
Green skinned girls!
>>336700306
I'm not proud of how my penis reacted.
>>336702235
No one mourns the wicked.
>>336690452
Didn't the GBA game have time travel?
>>336694152
Gonna need a little link there fampai. Providing its game over grunty.
>>336698041
>>336701905
I sort of tried
>>336688784
>"Look at me I'm quite the beauty. I'm much prettier than Tooty!"
>>336700306
Fuck it's so close, why couldn't they have used hot Grunty's face
>plot
>in a platformer
>by rareware
The only one who cares is you OP. Not even Rarware will tolerate your autism
Just a reminder that this exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq40R1jK_98
>>336704270
>>336704270
Woah
turned out pretty nice
>>336691819
That's a part of what makes Grunty evil, she'll undoutedly waste her second chance at beauty and need to kidnap another cutiepie, making Tootie's loss all for naught.
where'd she go
>>336695821
I'm holding out hope until I see that the game has hubs like BK and BT and not open worlds like Nuts and Bolts
and the worlds shown so far have a completely different atmosphere from Banjo.
>>336692137
Sauce
>>336704270
Nice. Where can i follow your art?
>>336705926
She's in school. She's a little girl. She can't be at home all day, hanging out with her pothead brother, and his coked out fuck buddy.
>>336700306
I may be into fat fucks, but that still didnt even get a twitch outta me
Butt warts are fucking disgusting
>>336706141
Do they have intense drug fueled sex?
i find ugly tootie hotter than regular tootie
>>336706280
Noooo. They sober up first, then they have sex in the missionary position with a condom.
God I miss Rare. They were godlike devs in the 90's.
>>336706141
children who show up to school dont end up on milk cartoons.
Tootie was kidnapped again and no-one gives a fuck.
>>336706403
Wow, that's lame bro.
I was thinking about how Kazooie would suck on Banjo's cock for minutes even after he came in hope she'd get more cum out of him and Banjo being so high he doesn't care while he plays his GB.
>>336705724
>TFW Kazooie is Wojak
>>336705457
What a perfect fucking time to not have a computer
>>336706027
http://arctic-graph.tumblr.com/tagged/banjo-kazooie
Sexy Grunty is legitimately the first thing I ever flicked my bean to. Sometimes I'd die on purpose just to see the scene where she gets hot and hear the moans she made.
>>336706814
MEXICO
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>>336707019
I don't get it
Is it because he said bean?
>>336707019
NopeLondon
>>336706814
>Dying on purpose
>not just saving and quitting
>>336706814
> flicked my bean
>>336707198
Banjo ryona I'd imagine
>>336707198
By that I mean like if there was a part that was difficult sometimes kid me would just kinda give up so I could see sexy Grunty scene
>>336707271
yeh
>>336700306
oh pd
>>336706814
Girls tend to go for transformation themed stuff for whatever reason. I mean, obviously guys do it too. But as far as fetishes go, you would see more women reading about stories involving transformation, body swapping, mind control, mind swapping. Pretty much anything that deals with exchanging traits or roles.
>>336707198
probably got off to that, too.
>>336707150
I have money, I can go to London. Wanna date and marry eventually?
>>336706036http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/
![sample_e812159ba4c12d326461ebc2ebec1172[1].jpg_1600072.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dDiV7ei.jpg "sample_e812159ba4c12d326461ebc2ebec1172[1].jpg_1600072.jpg")
>>336697924
>>336698409
>>336698420
>Not wanting an anime Banjo & Kazooie
I mean, I'd watch it.
>>336707401
I've noticed that as well actually. I don't know why but it's a huge turn on for a lot of women.
Also dem moans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnA_6I4y0_0
>>336707616
stop
>>336707150
Poor sod, London's a shithole, to the point where even moving out toDudleyfelt like a step up
>>336707970
IT'S MY CHANCE TO LAND A 4CHAN GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKING CLOD.
>>336708131
>girlfriend
Does anyone have that drawing of the two lardass anons swapping lewd messages?
>>336708131
>clod
>>336708282
You really think somebody would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies
>>336708282
>>336707832
She still has the crazy laugh though.
>an extremely attractive buxom woman with gross habits and a mean personality
>>336708131
>>336708053
I hate to break it to you but that isn't actually me, it's just some guy who said he lives in London pretending to me. I don't live in London. So you are kinda just doing this >>336708282
>>336708856
Don't worry, you're not my type anyway.
>>336708856
You caught, me it was a total ruse.I dont live in London I just wanted to meme
>>336709038
>>336709373
Great, now post grunty faggots
>>336708481
>You will never date a cute fujoshi.
What were some flaws of Banjo Tooie rhat BK didn't have?
>>336709889
required backtracking
>>336709889
A little too big and empty at times; BK was way more focused.
>>336709889
Empty worlds. It's likely due to the n64, but the larger worlds were rather barren.
>>336708856
I didn't even want a GF anyway. I just masturbated.
>>336709889
It's been a while since I've played BK, but BT's framerate is atrocious.
Likely no thanks to the larger levels.
>>336705380
>implying
>>336710338
Cloud Cuckoo Land was the worst offender
>>336710013
>open world game, with interconnected levels
>backtracking
is that really a fair complaint?
>>336708856
I just hate London tbqh, full of poncey southerners, prices more inflated than Dobson's smut, and people that hate everybody else
>>336709373
Count yourself lucky then
>>336710552
It wouldn't be if so much of it didn't feel like such a slog. I liked Tooie better, but if they had just cut down on unnecessary space in some areas it would have been better.
>>336709889
Enemies respawned a bit too fast for my liking.
I was slightly perturbed by the lack of application for the ground pound and beak bomb.
>>336710552
I agree that the levels were cleverly connected (or at least, I think that's what you think); but it's perfectly valid when it takes too long to get anywhere.
>>336707696
>guntilda
>>336710338
The Xbox fixes that.
>>336711495
I don't have an xbox
>>336711495
Doesn't it fuck up the music though? I've heard that on /v/.
>>336707150
How's your new mayor?
![1715245-jinjo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y9lgi8z.jpg "1715245-jinjo[1].jpg")
God damn, sexy grunty does things to muh dick
>>336712218
was mumbo a jinjo?
>Shack pack keeps liquids out
>even if you fall directly in
whatever, I don't even care anymore
>>336693737
>Ava devine as hot gruntilda
Fuck dude I can only handle so much
>>336712449
diving bell, bro
>>336704270
Pretty great, dude.
>>336700306
Dat ass
Vela is best girl and she has that tit bounce
>>336713941
>Those warts
>>336710710
The Z+B move also was little to non existent in that game. They implanted the new moves well, but many of the moves from BK were nothing more than niche. I don't think the gold feathers ever had more than 1 required section.
>sexy grunty thread
>dumpers stopped
Lame
>>336716258
I ran out of stuff.
>>336716880
Well shityou already posted everything I had and then some. I was expanding my folder a bit
>>336717001
sorry fampai.
>>336710543
Hailfire Peaks was the worst. We're talking regular 5-10 FPS if you fly.
>>336712331
He's not. They've confirmed this in a recent video. About BK trivia. Also Jinjos are a reference to ginger, which they nicknamed one of the devs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-fpnnGzyU
>>336688784
>The First Banjo-Kazooie is essentially a waste of time.
But that just makes it funnier. Grunty was sentenced to 2 years under that boulder for nothing.
>>336697924
>>336716258
Then we shall continue with Human Kazooie dumps
>>336717962
haven't seen this
SEXY GRUN T
>>336718707
I'll take it.
it's actually depressing how little well-done grunty art there is
>>336720851
I WANNA FUCK.
Groovy
>>336722646
>Grunty and Wumba: Young, dumb and full of cum
may aswell post this
>>336722986
>>336723137
>>336720851
hnnnnnnnn
>>336723417
>>336723557
>>336723683
>>336700306
>>336723806
and finished, hope you all enjoyed it.
http://pastebin.com/SAu33T83
>>336697924
>>336700306
If you took out the warts and shit this could be mad hot
>>336722986
can you pastebin or google doc this?
>>336724316
>>336724531
nope too busy for that you can get it from the thing on amazon and copy and paste it.
>>336723997
Um... what the fuck did I just read?
>>336699148
this
Speaking of Rare.
They need to bring back this sexy slut.
I want to make a 3d platformer collectathon like BK in Unity, but I want to steer clear of some of the bad things in the series. What would make BK better if it had or didn't have something of your choice?
>>336722646
>>336726274
less ironic and meta humor.
All the "we're in a game lol" shit in tooie and n&b is nauseating
>>336726398
followup
>>336726102
If they jusy went ahead and made a new Battletoads that'll be great
>>336726827
I feel like it's especially run its course today with all the 4th wall breaking being so popular
>>336726827
I don't remember it being so bad in tooie. Do you just not like that stuff in general?
>>336691819
>>336705809
Maybe she's only such a disgusting piece of shit since she looks hideous to begin with. Like she's gone and said "If I'm going to be the cliche disgusting witch, I might as well be the fattest, smelliest bitch."
She'll probably still be a disgusting, filthy cunt, but she'll be a hot, disgusting, filthy cunt, and that's good enough for her.
>>336727552
yeah. Writers and Artist, etc seem to be so afraid of playing things straight. Without formula twists or allowing a work to be organic without hamfisted ironic and sarcastic commentary.
>>336727748
>Do you just not like that stuff in general?
I don't. Internet culture kind of ruined 4th wall-breaking type stuff for me.
>>336697924
>>336728137
You probably just think that cause deadpool and undertale are the recent really popular things. There's plenty of non-ironic art all over the place still.
I want to hug banjo!
>>336688784
Dude she fucking died. That's the whole point. I wanted her to be a qt3.14 too, but she wasn't able to be under a fucking rock and all.
>>336723926
IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND
