What are some mannerisms you have imported from vidya?
I'll start:
1. From Solid Snake/Big Boss I copied the way they tend to repeat after people in a questioning manner. You know... how Snake asks "Metal Gear?" after someone has just said something about Metal Gear.
2. Assassin's Creed has taught me to give people a light push while navigating through a crowd. I also walk with my face facing down and my body a bit inclined forward when I wear a hood.
3. When I'm not feeling well, or (rarely happens) I've just been wounded, I sometimes hold a hand against my stomach while walking, like Leon from RE4.
4. In online games, I sometimes act like a unit from and RTS game and say something like "armed and ready" in the mic when I enter the game.
5. When I was in school, I used to run like Sonic with my hands behind my back.
There's others too, but these are the ones I've noticed more.
So, tell me about your vydia imported habits /v/.
Autist.
Nothing...... Cause they are just games and I'm not retarded...... Faggot.
>>336672676
you are autistic. this is an official diagnosis. seek help
>2. Assassin's Creed has taught me to give people a light push while navigating through a crowd. I also walk with my face facing down and my body a bit inclined forward when I wear a hood.
>>336672676
Shut up and post more minerals
>>336672676
>1. From Solid Snake/Big Boss I copied the way they tend to repeat after people in a questioning manner. You know... how Snake asks "Metal Gear?" after someone has just said something about Metal Gear.
You became autistic?
why is /v/ so edgy and pesimist that is too ashamed to earn values from vidya?
It is enought that all of you look like skeletons and whale to be ashamed of playing 3ds on public
>>336673037
BISMUTH? FUCK YEAH!
>>336672676
Quality bait. Replies incoming.
>>336672918
.......
..... Yeah.
>>336673075
>acting like a retarded autist
>values
>>336672676
You don't need to crunch all the bait in 1 post, it makes it too obvious, which shifts it from being bait to bad trolling attempt
Minerals thread?
>>336673037
>sometimes I say things like "armed and ready"
This bait is simply too good to pass up. I think I'll save these for future replies.
>>336672676
I talk to girls like Gordon Freeman.
>>336672676
I've seen this exact post in the past, I'm great at remembering 4chan posts.
>>336673075
Because vydia doesn't teach anything worth knowing that you don't know already. I only learnt braile was a thing when I was a kid, but I would have known anyway with vidya eventually.
>>336672676
>>336673037
>>336673208
why is this so sexy?
I honestly want something like this for my table or something
I breathe in burgers like Kirby.
>>336673208
>>336673329
Minerals are the fuckin shit, man
I crouch when jumping to jump higherit works
>>336672676
are you me? i lterally do all of these things haha xDD
>>336672676
>>336673414
>>336673510
>>336673208
it looks like a person
Where's mineral fag? I summon you.
Please give us some sweet sweet minerals.
>>336673472
xD lamao
ASBEST ABEST
>>336672676
>>336673037
>>336673208
>>336673301
>>336673414
>>336673510
>>336673602
>>336673603
These are all really nice rocks.
This is a cringe thread, right?
>>336673602
>>336673667
>>336672676
Cringe thread ?
>tfw cool looking mineral formations are expensive as fuck
I just want a nice Bismuth to decorate my table with but even small amethyst geodes cost 200€ here
>>336673775
Disregard OP, post minerals
>>336673771
>>336673760
>>336673760
Cringe and Minerals
>>336672676
Deadly Premonition made me appreciate (and drink a lot of) good coffee. Coarsely ground, fresh, aromatic.
>>336673857
Where the fuck is the mineral man?
>>336673771
My dick
I missed you mineral man.
This shit isn't like the sink threads on /b/, right?
>>336674102
>Tfw I used to post pictures of actual sinks thinking it was just a funny joke
>>336673948
Tiberium?
>>336673948
>>336674172
>>336674102What are sink threads?
>>336673208
"You saying I like geodudes?! "
>>336674304
>>336674257
Uvarovite, all the names are in the file name
>>336674304
People posted images of kitchen sinks that had links to CP hidden in them
Now where would the angry geologist could be?
>>336672676
I am a 4chan expert
This is definitely bait and like a 95% chance that it's all pasta
You can all stop sperging now
>>336673208
I want my hobby to be finding samples like this, but I don't even know how to get started.
>>336674438
I love you mineral fag.
God bless
>>336672676
Autism: the thread
>>336673037
I'm literally curious (and dumb I guess), but, do these minerals emit gas or something when exposed to sunlight? Do they need some sort of special care?
>>336674486
Shut up and post rocks
What is the cheapest yet good-looking mineral?
>>336673826
That's a lettuce
>>336673208
It looks like it wants to fight me
>>336674824
No, that's moldavite.
>>336674565
>>336674438
Thanks, but I'm not the only one, give the other mineral fags some credit too
>>336672676
When I meet my friends at school, I put my hands up with greatness to salute them and engage a jolly cooperation.
>>336674929This is the end of my mineral dump, sorry
>>336674981
It's like a bunch of guys squatting and staring at a bush
Damn minerals are so cool.
Can you just buy minerals to display?
Are they expensive?Can you get them cut to look like Mechs? That would be sick as fuck.
>>336674929
Can you actually get these anywhere? They look super cool and would be pretty cool decorations
>>336674929
I miss that angry geologist anon
>>336673603
Looks like there's a little universe in there.
>>336673759
>>336673910
Oh shit, it's a mineral thread. Gotta contribute.
>>336673918
Good job, kiddo. I've been doing the same since I saw Twin Peaks a decade ago.
>>336675063
>nebula-opal-640x533.jpg
>>336672676
I know it's copy pasta, but every year this is more and more autistic and cringe.
>>336672676
Woah dude I totally do all these things.
Especially Armed and Ready, but usually Yes me lord and work work.
>>336675042
http://rockncrystals.com.au/
>>336672676
Was bee young when playing oot and majors mask. Shuffling and tapping my shoes into place somehow got ingrained into my mannerisms
you realize when you feel cringe it means something similar happened to you and you get second-hand embarrassment while normal people just laugh at it and move on?
>>336675495
Fucking rocks, man. How do they work.
>>336674763
JESUS CHRIST, MARIE!
>>336673208
Who carved this rock to be so square?
I want an action platformer where you're a mining robot who absorbs minerals for different power the pace of Megaman zero but with Kirby's ability system. Alternatively make minerals like multi use battle chips from mmbn, I wanna collect some motherfucking rocks
>>336675498
Eh? No?
>>336675797physics
>>336672676
Crystallized Dark Eco
>>336675495
I fucking love pyrite, its so smooth and clean.
This thread makes me moist.
I've adopted all the hand gestures from Dragon Age Origins, I frankly cant stop. Please help.
>>336675719
Shit is that a purple ZPM?
>>336675879
Oh fuck, two uncut ZPMs.
>>336674881
Huh? It's photoshop, right?
>>336675879
Literally Rastagems.
Based
post the nicest quartz you have
>>336674687
Why would you think that?
They're rocks, it's as simple as that. They were exposed to certain conditions under ground that arranged the atoms is certain patterns/structures and that's how they ended up with those colors/structures
I still have a small rock/mineral collection from when I was younger, so I'm no expert by any means.
But the only thing I can think of that gives off a gas/smell is sulfur.
>>336675951
no, i thinks it's salt cave somewhere, i forgot where
>>336675951
Nope
>>336675951
It exists in Beanerland, the cave is hot and humid as fuck too so it's pretty much unexplored.
>>336675951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Crystals
>>336675879
DUDE
i missed you mineral bro
>>336673208
"come at me bro"
>>336675879
So that's why being high is also called being stoned.
>>336674304
Back when you could embed images sink threads were full of cp.
>>336672676
Been playing Hitman a lot and I saw a gardener wearing green today and my first thought was to subdue him.
Was kinda funny, you sorta known when you're into a game when that happens.
>>336673449
>not crouching before jumping to get FARTHER
noob
Post asbestos.
>>336676304
And they say video games don't make you a violent psycho.
>>336676274
Fuck you
>>336676257
>>336675719
Looks like Brog Cubse
>>336676274
CARLOS
>>336675063
What if we're living in a universe inside of one of these rocks and we're justing sitting around on a ground in another planet in another universe insignificantly
And end of out universd comes when someone crushes the rock?
Are there any games where you mine and search for gems?
>>336673948
FIELDS OF GREEN
WE MUST GATHER ALL WE CAN
THE TIBERIUM WILL SET US FREE
BEAUTIFUL GLOW
>>336676583
>inb4 minecraft
But seriously, not many. Gothic mining sort of feels nice due to general atmosphere of the game
>>336675576
So beautiful
>>336676563
Go to sleep anon.
Makes you think why are devs so conventional and generic? Can't they use the freaking Earth for reference to the levels?
>>336673208
Be there or be square
>>336675082
>>336673910
He dropped that mineral stuff in a matter of a few episodes and was ultimately useless
>>336673793
Go out and find them yourself, you can find them literally in the dirt.
>>336673278
>Because vydia doesn't teach anything worth knowing that you don't know already.
I was a shit student back in school. as austrian, vidya taught me english. all these little things, like snake being asked "are you deaf?" in the mgs3 intro, added immensely to my vocabulary and pronunciation.
other games like deus ex showed you fake news articles, with the name in them you put down at the beginning of the game, motivating me to translate and understand them.
you need to understand that I played mostly RPGs and RTS back then and understood maybe half of what was said. it's still baffling to me how I managed to find my way through morrowind with nothing but those crude questnotes, when I was still learning.
>>336672676
>>336676583
>>336676603
>garnet is found in shist
>there's alot of shist in western MA
>I can't find garnet
>>336676715
Would love to have a game where the focus is to search/mine for gems and valuable metals and minerals. Which you can sell and improve your mine and equipment with.
Would be rad.
>>336676728
Who's this semen demon?
>Photoshop, the thread
>>336676824
it's flat 3 thousand kilometers in either direction = no rock formations
>>336676926
So basically Dwarf Fort?
>>336676926
Motherload
>>336673140
I had a hearty kek at that line too.
OP is an autist, but a loveable one.
>>336676942
>ignorant retard, the poster
Came into this thread for minerals. Was not disappointed.
>>336673603
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS PHOTOSHOOPED THERE IS A MINI UNIVERSE IN THAT ROCK!
>>336676982
It should handle like a default strategy game.
But sadly something like that will never exist
>>336673075ANTS!
>>336676715
Too bad there is only magic ore mine in first game and second game only adds gold to mine.
Game being centred in place that sustains itself from mining magic ore is very nice though.
>>336676927
Google voynich hotel.
>>336677214
>Calling a nebula "little universe"
>>336677346
Universe from afar would look like nebula, there is a lot of them around.
>>336676825
I thought Australians speak American just like us.
>>336677113
>cancer.jpg
I love how a mineral thread is more polite and calmer than any other thread on /v/.
Also have a Amethyst.
>>336675063
>>336676563
To prevent....war...The galaxy...is on Orion's...belt...
Why do I want to lick every mineral in this thread.
>>336673510
why'd you have to go and turn this into a gore thread
>>336677484
/v/ can talk about anything calmly except videogames
>>336677527
CARLOS
>>336673208
>they don't see it as a little pyrite person holding a chunk of his long dead friend and contemplating the mortality of minerals
>>336677086
>He believes those colors were not revamped to look better
>>336672676
Give me a "Light push" and I'll give you a "hard slap" m8
>tfw the smithsonian precious minerals and gems exhibit
>>336677113
Ha ha metal doesn't melt in the hand mate. Metal is hard at room temperature. Nice photoshop though
Have a rare Blood Quartz /v/
>>336673759
Jesus Christ, Marie.
>>336677728
substance over colors
texture and crystaline structure is more important
>>336674780
theft
HELLO WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
Someone should make a mineral candy.
I want to eat like half of these.
>tfw Pokemon D/p/Pt mining will never return.
>tfw no super comfy game where you mine to make money to feed cute animals
>tfw the only games with decent mining mechanics and a large world are glorified tech demos
>>336677864
>gallium
>>336676926
Steamworld Dig, maybe?
>>336677864
probably gallium m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallium
>>336675879
green glass beer steins in their natural environment
>>336678103
A factorio like game featuring the above mentioned gameplay elements would be 10/10.
Also have some Shiny Rocks.
>See thread
>expect vanadite or stibinite
>both are already posted
Today will be a good day
>>336677880
Is that khornite?
>>336678249
How do i into minerals? Any good resources to begin learning about them?
>>336677423
>Australians speak American
that's a funny joke mate, but I'm pretty sure it's the austrians who speak the proper english. the australians are just making noises that sound similar to english
>>336678249
kek'd
Have some OC /v/ found it in a little stream in the village forest where I live. I know it isn't the most beautiful mineral there is but still.
>>336676794
Fuck me, that shit looks yummy
hoe many of these are posionous?
Have some more OC /v/
Some quartz I found during a holiday in the mountains.
>>336678920
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaA
I want one
>>336678771
zero
>>336673208
>"Did you just call my mother the daughter of a calcite?! C'mon I'm gonna fuck you up!"
I trick people into thinking their coffee is hot or cold about five times
>>336673208
"enemy spotted"
>>336679260
What does this have to do with minerals?
>>336679260
>>336677240GIANTS
>>336677346
I was referring to the entire contents of the rock, not just the part that looks like a nebula.
You're not happy in life, are you? Hang in there anon, next life you might roll a better starting character.
>>336673208
Do they really come out of the ground this squared ?
>>336679557
yes. Pyrite also tends to noclip a lot
>>336676787
underrated
>>336679557
Pyrite is literally the smoothest Mineral there is.
I would really like to own a perfect one like >>336679663
Have some Chalcanthite /v/
>tfw I used to collect all the gems and diamonds in Oblivion
>tfw I would put them in bowls and plates in my house to show off my gem collection
>tfw the physics engine would bug out when I reentered the house and all of my gems would go flying everywhere
>mineral thread without screaming mineral guy
meme bait thread, but I often autistically say " *walkie talkie radio static* copy that, we're goin in" when I confirm something to someone, like some rts unit chatter
who here /oreos/
>>336679914
We're missing him aswell, but its nice to have a mineral thread anyway.
Have some more rare quartz /v/
>>336676361
>there are people who do not crouching mid-jump to bunny jump in this board
>>336672676
The echelon of autism
>>336678720
what the actual fuck
posting best mineral
>>336678720
Did he need to amputate?
>>336680313
Pyrite is literally the best mineral there is.
I played dark souls a lot and one time my best friend hit me in the chest with a baseball bat as a joke and I tried to parry it with my hands but that just broke my wrist haha
>>336680338
Why would he? All he felt is an incredibly smooth feeling of salt crystallizing right on his skin, like fine sugar.
>tfw looking at minerals behind my floor tiles backs
Whenever I eat food, I try to eat like an NPC does in Oblivion. I'll take a piece of food in my fingers and bring it up to my mouth, eat it in one swallow, then look to someone nearby for a moment, before eating another piece.
>>336681045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
>>336672716
... Autist?
>>336681159
I still can't believe a video this perfect actually exists
>>336680792
Is that what boobs feel like?
I do this kinda often
>>336673510
That looks delicious
>>336675729
Jesus Christ, Denton
>>336676229
Mineral bro isn't on this thread, it's pretty sad
>>336675026
This now makes me want to draw 3 gondola squating observing a bush
>>336682095
you can tell because of all the people circlejerking pyrite
he wouldn't never stand for that
>>336679401
Wow it took me a minute to get the joke in that image. Shouldn't have laughed that hard at my desk here.
I started saying "Whatever" a lot after playing FF8 back when I was 12
It didn't occur to me that Squall was a rude, dismissive jackass for most of the game and I was being one too by imitating him for a good couple of years
>>336676995
Super Motherload
