>German Nation
>+5 fire bonus
>Finland
>+10 horse archery and raiding skill
>>336665403
>German heritage
>+10 charisma
>>336665782
> +10 morale bonus, -2.5 linguistic bonus
>>336665403
more like +1488 to getting cucked
>>336665403
>Ohio
>+10 Earth bonus
>>336665403
>Netherlands
>Immune to water attacks
>>336665403
>American nation
>+5 burger bonus
>American Nation
>+12 burger bonus
>+20 to everything
>>336665843
>le tile fetish copy cat
I can't believe you took the time to write that out, samefag, screenshot all of your own posts, and edit out the (You)s.
>Britain
>+5 brownie points
more like - 6 million penalty for diplomacy with isreal
Italian here, do your worstmamma mia
>>336665913
is /co/ as bad as people say it is
>>336665932
>Italy
>+10% culture and trading bonus
>>336665932
+ 40 defection points
>>336665403
>Canadian nation
>-50 fire resistance
>>336665906
Here's your (You) friend.
>>336665932
+5 attacks against Germany
>illinois
>+50 Gun Bonus
>>336665960
it's worse
@336666018
Thanks.
>Romania
>+10 criminal bonus
>>336666040
Can you get banned by saying niggers in a non racist context?
>>336665932
-5 height
>Turkey
>+100 defense against radiation
>>336666117
>niggers in a non racist context?
what did he mean by this
>>336665843
Continue the story
FUCK
>>336666186
the urban youths call each other that all the time
>>336665932
+ 10 crafting
+ 20 alchemy
+ 20 history
- 30 diplomacy
Heals 1.5% more with food
Has little stamina and it recharges very slowly
>>336665932
>Italian nation
>+10 corruption
>>336666341
>- 30 diplomacy
It should be +30 diplomacy, switching sides is not that easy as it could seem. Just add
-50 strategy
>>336665913
>A traditional British superhero is forced to be Muslim
>and 2 other forced Muslim superheroes
Fucking Marvel, no wonder nobody reads comics anymore
then again, seems quite accurate considering Britain's current state
>Japan
>+100 Rape
>>336667292
>Being Muslim is bad
Explain this meme.
>>336666980
More like +100
>>336667424
they're obvious characters made for pandering
that's the problem
>>336667292
It's a meme. It would be just as inaccurate as making Captain America a Hispanic
>>336667424
Muhammad pls go
>>336667398
But Japan has one of the lowest rape rates in the world.
>that lack of muslims and africans
>>336667398
japn never rape anything
fuck off gook
>>336667480
At least Kamala is cute, so she gets a free pass.
>>336667530
I think he was referring more to Japan's history than current state
>Austria
>+10 building wallsI hate you so much.
>>336665782
>Sweden
>+10 bull riding
>>336667530
>But Japan has one of the lowest rape rates in the world.
That's because in Japan only few people report rape cases. Because "muh honor".
>>336667480
Shhhh don't reply seriously, I'm baiting /pol/cucks.
>Australia
>-500% internet speed
>>336667604
>>336667530
okay fine, I was only talking about the hentais
>Japan
>+100 anime
>S. Korea
>+ 1000 plastic bonus
>>336667620
>believing gook lies
>Principality of Sealand
>-1000 Intimidation
>>336667771
>N.Korea
>+10 Nukes
>>336665403
>German Nation
> +1638 snackbar bonus
>>336667604
This. Their dick far too small to do anything unlike Korean
>London
>+1 muslim mayor
>Poland
>All of your stats are improved by 200% while entering toilets
>Immune to all negative alcohol effects
>Portugal
>+1000 years of caliphate
>>336667717
Yeah. And Sweden has only rape rates on Africa level because the country is very progressive and considers looking at women rape.
It has nothing to do with the Somalis
I would say something about Sweden but eh.. I don't feel like being /pol/ today
>>336667863
LOL mad gook
u mad?
>>336667863
>gook
>-9cm dick
>>336667292
London is islam now.
>>336667292
Britain is 90% white and 12% muslim how does a tenth of the population justify characters symbolic of the country being muslim? Its a choice made to reflect popular sentiment and cultural-marxist ideals that permeate perceived norms and what is deemed acceptable in our pro-minority society. It really has nothing to do with the demographic reality in Britain.
>>336665403
>Norway
>+10 Cold resistance
>-50 Fire resistance
>-50 Speechcraft
>>336667292
>>336668074
Speechcraft?
>>336667709
Heh, oh them kooky mudslimes. When will they ever learn
>>336666117
I got banned for asking whether the punisher would have killed trayvon martin and michael brown. The mods who guard /co/ are babies.
>>336668110
that's fucking disgusting
Which madman hired him?
>>336667530
5 people live in japan at any given time
>>336668110
what the fuck is this shit
>Israel
>-10% to resistance against fire and poisonous gas
>>336668110
>thugs are all white
>innocent victim is black
this is what marvel actually believes
>>336668167
>>336668181
It is a official marvel comic so yea
It gets much much worse but I would be here for a while if I had to post it everything
>>336665876
clever
>>336668113
Norwegians don't talk to each other.
If you start a conversation with a stranger out of nowhere at say, a bus stop, that person will think you're either autistic or insane, and will be very annoyed with you.
>>336668110
>>336668167
>>336668181
>>336668194
>Australia
>+10 Fire Resistance
>-50 Emu Resistance
>>336667709
>then had fun on the diving board
what a hilarious image.
>>336665814
>krauts
>charisma
10+ to engineering
>>336668304
Why do Americans always feel the need to bother strangers at bus stops with their shitty smalltalk? They aren't even interesting or knowledgeable, they are a nation of obese rednecks who vote Trump, for fuck's sake.
>>336667968
so islam does not allow you to eat pork but does allow you to rape children?
>>336665889
>Says the country where trump is running for president.
Farewell, my sides.
>>336665932
>-50% combat effectiveness when fighting uncivilized savages.
>>336668353
This shit is not selling at all, right?
>>336668165
thats actually pretty damn funny tbqh
>>336668457
I know, right?
When I visited America I felt very uncomfortable by everyone asking me "Hi, how are you?" and expecting a reply. It's really not something I'm used to hear from strangers, and especially not having to answer, even if it's as easy as "Fine thank you, how are you?".
Here we skip all that crap, because both parties know that the other person doesn't really care, and that whatever you answer is most likely a lie.
>>336668457
you should actually know what your talking about before talking, because literally none of us except the crazy ones strike up bus stop conversation.
>>336668353
>>336668254
>>336668110
At least Marvel is going for the Movie business and doing it pretty well
DC on the other hand....
>>336668587
>an entire country of autists
man I gotta visit there some day, meet some genuine people afflicted with norwegianism
>America
>Permanent hamburger music bonus
>any East Asian nation
>-20% vision range
>France
>running speed +10
>>336668587
>>336668660
We have the same thing going in Swedistan. America felt so nice in comparison.
>>336668660
It's not so much autism as it is Jante.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante
It's not taught directly, but the country as a whole still goes by this set of rules to some extent. The antisocialism is a consequence of that.
>India
>+75% attribute bonus when standing around fecal matter
>>336667424
It's fine to identify yourself as a muslim as long as you're actually de facto secular (similar to most of the Christians in the Western World) and don't follow the teachings of Quran, because most of them are utterly incompatible with modern world, Western societies in particular. Even worse if you subscribe to the currently widespread (in Islamic theology at least, most individuals of course don't really concern themselves with that stuff, but their passive acceptance enables this effect to take place) conservative interpretations and dogmatism, which creates an atmosphere most toxic to scientific and cultural advancement (Arabs and other Middle-Easterners as a people clearly aren't useless, look at the scientific advancements made during the Golden Age of Islam, but their contribution to the collective knowledge of mankind has been pretty much nil during last 500 years, and their culture/religion is at fault).
>>336668929
>India
>+100% poison damage
>>336668929
a constant +75% attribute bonus seems unfair
>>336668446
are you telling me that Hitler didnt have charisma
>Lithuania
>+30% suicide chance
>>336668467
Only the fit ones. Make your children fat to protect them from islam.
>Australia
>
>>336669754
>50% morale penalty while in range of emus
>>336669348
Hitler was a Jew
>Zimbabwe
>-200% productivity
>+200% Niggerous antics
>>336667982
delicious unsourced ms paint .jpg mon frère
>>336668613
marvels movies are based on shit which happened before the sjw, if they ever start to use newer content the movies will die off
>>336665814
All games should do this ^^
>Russia
>bonus 10 vodka in the inventory
>>336665932
+46 kicking skill whilst moving
>>336670092
Here is the source my Gook friend, you could have found it with a simple reverse image search
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/abstract
>>336669754
poison resistance probably
>>336671067
>/v/ nation
>+50 to racism
>+50 to stereotypes
>-100 to videogames
>>336669754
Racial skill: Taunt.
>>336671235
>+200% Italian Cuisine Production when dealing with other nations
>>336665969
>>336666024
Angry krauts detected.
>>336668013
>102% percent of the UK's population is either white or arab
>there are more of those two groups in the UK than there are all people, including themselves, in the UK
>>336665782
Ootko sää jätkä aivan sekasin ? Suomalaiset mitään helvetin raidaajia, hakkapeliitat oli kunnollisia kristittyjä.
>>336665403
why fire?
it's totally more of an earthy nation.
>>336672421
Damn nigga you stupid.
>Nigeria
>-10 vit, poison resist, str, -4 int
>+5% bonus to monetary cons
>+10 to all stats when on a boat
>+1 to knowledge of the spine
>>336672751
>knowledge of the spine
?
>>336665403
>>336665814
+ 1000000 cultural enrichment
+ 1000000 F A C H K R Ä F T E
+ 942% rape increase
- 20 IQ
-3 to quality
>>336668587
that's why you idiots are shut-ins and why you have no friends.
actually it would be refreshing to have open-minded personalities in Europe but I only know closed-off assholes.
you can rot and die lonely for all I care, you prick. posts like yours make me angry because you're basically praising a social disadvantage.
>Britain
+100% chance to be cucked by ahmed
>>336672832
I have met 5 nigerian immigrants in my life, and all five of them were chiropractors by trade.
It's fucking uncanny.
>>336672751
Wait fuck, somalia is the ones with the pirates.
>brazil
>-7
>+1
>>336668165
>>336673071
the memes are hot here on /v/
>>336665403
>Chile
>120 earthquake ressistanse
>Everything is 20% more expensive
>+5 shouting attack
>Kenya
>+10% running speed
>2% slower oxygen depletion rate
>+1 to all leg-based stats, -2 to all arm and body based stats
>+2 stamina depletion rate
>-100 to all stats if a day has gone by without sprinting
>>336668074
>Norway
+20 child kidnapping
>>336668457
>Trump is bad meme
he isn't. have you ever looked into his program, you douche?
he's literally the best canditate the US could have out of all these clowns who are running for president.
Bernie is a communist and marxist kike shill and Hillary is highly corrupted and criminal and completely out of her mind while her health is failing her on top of that.
Trump is actually the most sound human being among them and would make a great president.
>>336672614
>Implikoi että alkuperäiset suomalaiset eivät olleet aitoja mongoli-sotureita.
>>336673271
Bernie will throw down most of his retarded policies the moment he figures out they aren't feasible. Trump will tank our international relations harder than all the wars in the ME combined.
>>336673015
>Brazil
>Starts with 1 7-up equiped
>>336673325
Jos sää jätkä luulet, että suomalaiset oli yhtäläisiä ratsumiehiä ku mongolit niin eikun takasin kouluun. Suomalaiset ja virolaiset lähti liikenteeseen Uralin alueelta ennen kuin ratsastus touhut alko kunnolla iskostua alueelle. Unkarilaiset oppi ratsastuksen ja tuli vasta myöhemmin, vallaten samalla ittellensä Euroopan parhaat maat. Suomalaiset perusjätkät on ollu suht mitäänsanomatonta porukkaa.
>>336673423
When was America ever into international relations? Why do we even need them? Seriously, defending Europe gives us what pros?
>>336673423
>Trump will tank our international relations harder than all the wars in the ME combined.
how so? that's not even true. for example, his relations with Putin are very good and he would be resolute against ISIS if need be as well.
>>336673271
Not arguing for either side, but plenty of things I hear people say will happen when Trump gets elected isn't on his platform.
Maybe it's because I spend too much time here where everything is hyperbole, but I highly doubt that Trump is going to collapse the banks and give people land ownership back, repeal the fifteenth and nineteenth amendment, and legalize lynching.
>Brazil
>currency: mortadela
>>336673538
Scientists, resources, money from imports, and potential allies in a war.
>>336673536
Tässä pitää tietää /pol/ meemu
>>336672845
you can take your cripplechan memes and keep them at /pol/ where they belong
Zimbawe
No stat increases but the game now plays like dig dug.
>>336670507
Spain
+9000 being a faggot
>>336673423
You don't have international relations, everyone hates you.
>>336673651
>but plenty of things I hear people say will happen when Trump gets elected isn't on his platform.
exactly. it's usually just gross exaggeration and twisted meanings by leftist kike media assholes.
that's exactly why Europe thinks Hillary is fine and Trump is the devil incarnate. none of it is true. europeans don't know shit about Hillary and that she has blood on her hands and did an incredibly bad job when she was health minister once.
>>336674074
That's not the problem, the problem is that, in a way that makes the horseshoe theory look like the theory of relativity, I see the far right embrace and use those points as fact just as often as the far left.
It's an odd version of chinese telephone where neither side is going to get what they expect, especially the people making the Warhammer 40k edits of trump.
>>336674425
I get that but at least he automatically doesnt wanna put boots on the ground in the middle east like hillary does. I'm done with all these fucking wars and if anyone resembles Cheney and Bush 2.0 its hillary. So I will take trump anyday over her.
>>336673423
>Bernie
>42.26% of the votes
>Winning anything
He could rape Shillary on California and he would still lose without even counting the Super delegates.
>Australia
>+10 fire resistance
>+10 poison resistance
>+10 flood resistance
> 20% banter buff
> 100% resistance to all attacks
> -10 defence against large flightless birds
how can other nations even compete
>>336675189
Bernie can't even win anymore.
He would need 101% of all possible delegates to surpass Hillary.
He only continues running in hope she gets arrested or every superdelegate suddenly gets a change of mind. But that won't happen because Bernie is the Trump of the Democrates and the establishment doesn't want the commie.
>>336665403
>Israel faction
>+10% poison damage
>Ethiopia
>Pick up an uglier flag after coup d'état
>Australia
>-90% internet speed
>>336673071
>/pol/ is more similar to tumblr than /v/
i'll be fucked
![Nicholas_II,_Tsar[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N5SK8tl.jpg "Nicholas_II,_Tsar[2].jpg")
>>336676115
>/v/ is more tumblr than /tv/
Suck on that /v/ermin.
>>336665403
more like +5 cuck bonus
>>336671235
>+1000 to food analogies
>>336673423
>international relations
The entire world hates you, the only way to go is up. Putin likes Trump so he's also the only candidate who would be able to be friends with America, as opposed to the rest who will inevitably push for what will become war.
>>336673219
>+10 raggaeton attacks
>>336673925
More like +9000 unemployement and something related to having grudges with your own people.
>>336678960
Also, they can mix with anything like Ditto.
>>336665932
+10 Pastaroni ravioli skill
>>336673848
german here
he's right, you know
>>336667968
>10+ frost resist
>5- fire resist
>lose X% base culture each turn
>weakness to culturare attacks
>chance to give thier leader +15 or -40 leadership at thier spawn
>>336680438
Everyone knows he's right, but this isn't the place to post it.
>>336666029
>Texas
>+1000 gun bonus
Mexico
>+1000 corruption
Not the sexy kind.
>>336670507
Didn't expect to see motogp fans here desu senpai
Also, Marquez did nothing wrong!
>>336676115
That's just because there's lots of ironic mockery and usage of tumblrisms and direct quotes from there.
>>336680870
That would apply to all Latin America though
>germany
>+10 shooting range
>-100 charisma
>>336680495
well arent you stupid
>op made a thread about national bonuses
>Me, as a german myself, made a snarky remark where germany is currently going while still being on topic
>>336681373
You know damn well that a post that can incite /pol/ tier stupidity and derailment has no place outside of /pol/ entirely because of the damage it can cause to a thread.
>>336667292
>not even wearing a modified costume of captain Britain
>>336681305
Argentina
>+100% black heritage
>+50% nose
>+200% unwarrant self importance
>serbia
>+10% attack damage increase against kebab
>-5% diplomacy
>>336667292
I haven't read the comic in question but I've seen this panel. I believe that every world in the multiverse has its own captain Britain and collectively they act as a sort of interdimensional peacekeeping force. I just kind of assumed she was from an alternate universe
>>336675286
New Zealand's national bird is flightless get rekt
>>336681541
>You know damn well that a post that can incite /pol/ tier stupidity and derailment has no place outside of /pol/ entirely because of the damage it can cause to a thread.
>responding to a post with hurr fuck off back to /pol/ would never derail a thread
>a post that had literally no other responses
>in a thread that's about /pol/ memes
Yeah, he's the guy that needs to fuck off. If you're so triggered by /pol/ why did you even come into a thread that would clearly be about this shit?
>>336681373
>>Me, as a german myself
t. Mehmet
>>336665403
Vatican City
>+Dark Puppeteer: Have a say in every significant action any other country does.
>+Swiss Gold: +1000% bonus to all money production.
>-Image: have to act nice in public and do charity drives to maintain an image
>-Blood sacrifice: have to rape and murder children in order to appease dark master lucifier.
>>336683347
If I would be Mehmet, I would welcome the shitification of this country. Turks and germans rarly get along, so more dumb and aggresive shitskins to stomp on the peacefull germans sounds like a good thing.
If you meme, dont meme stupid
>>336673071
>Rate per 100,000
>chart maxes out at 100
So at the time of this, at most .1% of /co/ is tumblr?
>USA build
>+20 in tipping
>>336682902
Yeah but it's a tiny manlet bird, just like the people.
>>336667292
To be fair, at least one of those new heroes is a qt.
>+45% chance of crit versus Romanian, Jewish, Muslim, North African, and homosexual
>Australia
>aggro priority
>-50% speed
