Who's the best, /v/?
>>336665172
Big crimson looks tasty!
Brunt The Terrible
He has the most stats
>>336665360
They've all got 20, yo
>>336665172
JOHNNY BOIS, WW@?
>>336665172
I don't know what irritates me more, the fact you've wasted so much time making stat-shrimp or the fact you've balanced them.
>>336665172
J O H N N Y
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>>336665172
Is Rex autistic?
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
Burnt
>>336665172
DELETE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_SLiPIol4
last update
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336665172
Big Crimson or Ether Rex desu.
Big Crimson all the way.
what does Special do?
I prefer the Rancid Revolver.
>>336665172
JOHNNY ALL DAY
DEFENSE DOESNT MATTER IF THEYRE ALL DEAD ALREASY
>>336666351
That unnamed one not being called LANCE PIERSSON
>Not maining Bumpsy
>Not getting those sweet timer scams every fucking match
>The entire ocean can't handle the salt of my opponents
>>336665684
DONT STOP THE MUSIC
DONT STOP THE MUSIC TONIGHT
>>336666576
pokemon gen 1 probably
>>336665172
>be randal on defense maps
>literally just stand in one place killing everyone
I play my trump card
>all those anons who main OSJ
Urgh... Could you MAYBE get some skill please?
>>336665172
Johnny for grinding and hunting, Randal for PVP,
>>336668034
needs to be The [X] Sisters
What now
>>336665795
>johnny
>""""""""balanced""""""""
>>336668207
Full attack
5 speed
5 special
>>336668231
>OSJ players
>""""""""skilled""""""""
don't mind me.
Rictor m9 he is a good
Where the fuck is the medic.
>>336668368
>posting boss unlocks banned from all competitive play
WITNESS ME
>>336665172
EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME WE HAVE A WINNER
>>336665684
SPEEDY SPEED PRAWN
There used to be a game about this, you pit cells against each other, your cells could even invade other worlds.
I remember every game eventually evolved to "Mosquitoes" vs "Cancer"
The game was all colored 1px lines, and it was made by some spanish guy. Does anyone remember?
>play as bumpsy
>roadkill everyone
>Hope someone will love me
>>336668034
>stuck on three kings
just use Rock-out Randal he's got more then enough def. to tank through their shit.
>ONE SHOT JOHNNY
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>ONE SHOT JOHNNY
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>The dome
R.I.P fun
Big Crimson
Always bet on the edge
>he doesn't main THE DOME
Tanking Johnnyfags all day.
>be Grandguard
>shield team from everything
>mfw team still hates me
Samantha is thick! THICC!
oh fuck one shot johnny lookin hype as fuck
a challenger approaches
>Caring about crustaceans
>Not picking hard mode
>>336666351
one shot johnny vs specimen x
FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
>>336668207
>>336668034
>>336668368
>>336668519
>using bosses as fighters
just terrible
>>336669096
You haven't really played BIRB until you've mained SONGBIRB
Specimen X is fucking weaponized autism
E T H E R
R E X
>>336666684
a new challenger approaches!
>has the ability to drain life from his opponents
>>336669096
>ostrich having 0 INT
The dumbest birbs are actually owls and other raptors.
Regardless, real niggas always go with songbirb.
>>336669303
>I hate fair play
>>336668527
>def:20
>fuck all other stats, we need more def
>>336669337
Well I might aswell play this.
>>336669096
Owls are the most beautiful birds. Prove me wrong.
>>336669387
>i main johnny: the post
>>336669402
not a prawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc
NO FUN ALLOWED HERE, ONLY WINNING
Looking forward to Scarlet Letter DLC.
>>336669445
If you look in an owl's ear, you can see the back of its eyeballs.
Big crimson only, no items, final destination
>>336669563
Nature is disgusting.
>>336669563
Foo fighter zoid ready to brawl
>>336669486
>prawn
>implying this isn't Zooplankton Fighter 2016
>drains hp from opponent to restore his own
>but doing so reduces speed and fire resistance
>has a small chance to inflict lyme disease status ailment
>>336669620
>I'M A HUGE CASUAL
>>336669635
Piss off, prawns only
Clampin' Champion, like playing the deprived in dark souls.
>>336669096
>random colors
>>336669671
>prawns only, epipelagic zone, final destination
Bumpsy
>>336669742
i think black means it's in the negatives? it's not very intuitive
REAL CHAMPS ONLY USE NOTORIOUS Z I P
>>336669096
You know the bald eagle is one of the smallest eagles in the world
>>336669096
Bald eagle is a meme bird. Golden eagles hunt deers in siberia while baldie steals fish from actually competent birds of prey and feasts on corpses. It fits the USA very well.
>>336669096
>unbalanced
>no silly names
>hawk is the best
Fag
>>336665172
>name all the previously unnamed shrimparinos
>suddenly people are less prone to crawl all over John-Johns snippy schlong
I fucking knew /v/ were just falling for the unique named snowflake meme, goddammitgotta go with The Ether Rex Formerly Known As G for that sweet, sweet mystery box special
>Not maining Prawn Hibiki
Where's your ultra taunt combo, scrubs?
>>336665172
Rock out Randal
>amazing attack power, high damage
>amazing defense, can take all kinds of damage without dying
>no speed, but who cares, he can survive the fast ones and retaliate at full power
>no special, but who cares, he only uses physical attacks
>his worst opponent would probably be Donny, because he gets to attack before Randal, still doesn't waste any more points on speed and can take a beating, probably killing him with just about 10% hp left
that is of course, assuming speed only determines who moves first, if speed is actual attack speed, Brut the Terrible would be best
worst one is most likely Ether Rex
>great special that will one-shot most things
>so slow it will move after most things
>so weak it will get one-hitted by almost everything
>only opponent he might beat is Bumpsy
>>336669635
Does their body resemble skin to camouflage themselves? Pretty sick if so though whenever I've seen em they are greyish purple. Maybe soem are human specific I dunno.
>>336669096
>black and white indicate the same
>maybe pink too, who the fuck really knows
CONSISTENCY, NIGGA
Can I join in?
>>336669563
the meme show was right all along
>>336669563
fucking cut your nails already, you disgusting harlot
and stop diddling owls while you're at it
>>336669926
>Silly names
Ostrich: Sand-Bunker Oswald
Raven: Brain-Pecker Reynold
Bald Eagle: Middleage Sam
Falcon: Need for Seeds
Songbird: Warsong
Hawk: Rock and Shock Harold
Owl: 1, 2, 3, Crunch
I don't have anything for the vulture.
>>336670887
>I don't have anything for the vulture
Well, clearly you don't play enough non-vidya games.
I NAME HIM SAM
>>336671002
>two sams
>not playing as the trapmaster
>>336665172
Brunt looks funny.
Never knew these things were so cute.
I want this game
Johnny's got this, speed is the essence of war
>>336670887
>need for seeds
It's a falcon, not a chicken.
Am I the only one who wants to see Bumpsy and One Shot Johnny go at it? All that speed, it'd be a hell of a match
