I'm going to do it tonight /v/, watch me.
>>336609073
>english
>English version
>>336609204
>>336609117
Is anything actually easier in English?
>>336609073
>english
The only acceptable route is Nippon without upgrades
Only then can you kill the Robin and become the new god of the 1000 acre wood
Eyesore down.
>>336609117
>>336609204
Is there a difference though?
>>336609278
balls are slower
>>336609394
Yes. You can win.
Restart and do Nippon
Ok, I'm restarting in jp version
Once again, a good start.
>He thinks he has a chance
The absolute madman.
You're playing a dangerous game with your own sanity. No mortal can defeat him.
2:0
Additional info: I'm using a touchpad
Piglet down though it was significantly harder than those two before.
No upgrades so far.
>>336610502
Good luck anon, remember there are 2 gatekeepers before you fight God.
Get REKT kangoo fucking shits.
It's going to be a long night.
Next report after I beat this piece of shit
Slowly getting there
>>336611381
funny, i just started playing and did the best on rabbit.
got 19 first try. messed up on kangaroo a couple of times though
>>336611819
>Rabbit giving this much trouble
I usually beat him on first try, just to get stuck on Owl.
Taking a break, female wants to watch X-Files.
No sleep 'till Christopher though.
>>336612714
>normie
you wouldn't have made it to God
>>336612714
>having a gf
>watching x-files
no wonder you quit at rabbit
>>336612714
You better do it anon. You need to finish what we started.
>>336609387
Didn't realize they upgraded the Hundred Acre Wood to the Millenial Acre Wood
>>336613801
I haven't quit.
>>336612714
>Being a normalfag
You'll never make it to Christopher Robin
Who else /toofeebletofightgod/ here?
OP got rekt and can't finish the game. What a faggot.
>>336616948
AND DID YOU?
>>336616948
Gimme an hour, she's super into Scully's cancer.
Just cave and use the upgrades, the nips used upgrades. We didn't because we had no idea what the runes meant. It's like doing a level 1 run your first time playing a game.
>>336609117
>>336609204
>English
Is a meme, there is no difference, I played both its placebo really.
>>336615398
>You will never know the feel after defeating Tigger for the first time
>>336609073
After seeing this for years here, I'm joining the ride as well. Hopefully I'll make it out alive.
Ok, I'm back.
I've had like 10 foul balls goddamit.
>>336609073
God speed an-
>english
might aswell play a facebook game scrub
Oh come on
Eat shit motherfucker
>>336623269
Now is where the real game starts
>>336623269
You approach the gatekeepers, tread lightly and embrace the futility.
>>336623269
>rabbit
you will learn your place mortal, all in due time
I've wasted the last 5 attempts.
>inb4 OP gets rekt on Owl or Tigger and never fights God
KEEP GOING MORTAL
I ENJOY YOUR FOOLISH ATTEMPTS TO FIGHT MY GATEKEEPERS
>he thinks he can beat god himself
>>336624849
That's normal anon, it's not like a lot of people would ever reach to him.
>>336609073
playing the ｢E N G L I S H｣ version
I'm not giving up
I feel like I'm a mere plaything in his strong, capable hands.
I'm coming for you Tigger
U-uh...
H-how...?
>>336628420
You don't stand a chance.
>>336628835
i beat Tigger oncethen i learned the meaning of despair and hopelessness
Fun ends here
Also i seriously hope OP is not using upgrades
>>336628835
Turn Back anon
Ok, I believe I can do this.
The odds were never in my favor, were they?
>>336609073
>english version
Casual
>mfw had a nightmare about this game last night
>>336629586
Turn back
>>336618356
>English
Reminder.
I need to remember that the pain is temporary but the glory will be eternal and keep on fighting.
>>336630828
There are less than 100 replies to this thread. Next time lurk for at least a second before posting something already posted.
>>336628420
That's pretty impressive, now Tigger is the real guard
>>336610632
>tfw still on fucking Owl
>>336631195
Yeah
Keep telling yourself that at 4 am
>>336631195
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>336631195
You tamper with forces you don't understand, mortal.
>>336631618
I don't even see those forces.
What's his name, /v/?
post whinnie the pooh baseball memes pls
>>336631737
tigger the nigger
>OP is a huge fag by the way
I remember getting to CR and just realizing that life is unfair.
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20160128-a-a-milne-and-the-curse-of-pooh-bear
Winnie the Pooh ruins lives.
>>336632067
Hey, what's your problem mate?
>>336631732
exactly
I hope there to be a sequel to this game.
The fuck is this thread
Looks like OP gave up.
F
>>336630828
how2beat owl?
>>336626097
kek
>>336635654
Try increase Power, so your balls will reach far enough to count.
Is OP kill?
I believe in you OP
>>336637531
He couldn't handle it.
>>336633142
This, neither that or Spongebob Boat-o-Cross 3
> last post by OP: 1 hour ago.
>>336640683
atleast he didnt need to suffer christoffer robin
F
>>336614106
Savage
So quick question: is English Christopher Robin equal to Japanese Tigger then?
>>336630675
I've had loading on the yahoo Japan version
But in the end, op was but a mere mortal.
>>336641619
You thought there would be a different outcome?
and he was never heard from again
Man of Reason here. Owl is harder than Tigger. With Tigger you can at least predict where the ball will be, you just need zen-line timing. Owl is basically a fucking guess.
I'm at piglet, w-when does it get hard
>>336642148
From Eeyore to Rabbit, they are just plebs, Owl and Tigger are the gatekeepers who will stop you to challenge God.
Right now you are on easy area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-vAQhhtzk0
this has kept me going
>Ball falls to the river
>Sounds the same when the ball falls to the ground
>that sinking feeling when it stays within the boundaries of the field
>>336609073
>OP in charge of delivering
>Fighting Tigger
>20/28
This will be a long, long night
Is the game possible without upgrades?
Link to this shit. I'll pick up where OP has left you.
>>336646926
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
Good luck anon, it's nothing easy beating Owl and Tigger
I quit on Owl
just fucking kill me
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
>>336647232
>>336647424
What's the matter anons? Can't keep up?
>>336646926
good luck faggot
>Having Flash installed
>>336609073
>I got to Robin
>Saw the face of God
>God was crying
what's his Stand?
>>336630828
Brave soldier, always and forever.
>>336648213
FASTA HANDSU
>Tired
>Drank some coffee
>Now i'm playing even worse
I almost choked, got to 18 with 6 balls left. Just got it on the last one.
>>336648213
「くれーじーさんしゃいん」
>>336649279
Okay fuck tiger, I don't even understand.
>>336649624
you, I like you
Got to rabbit, no upgrades. Wish me luck.
>>336650084
Good luck, however, beating Owl without upgrades is impossible.
I give up, fuck Tigger
>>336651929
Noble decision
>>336651929
It's ok, nobody is looking down on you for quitting at tigg crimson.
Started playing earlier today.
Got through each one without having to retry, but now Owl is fucking me up hard.
Should I keep going?
>>336654669
Owl is easy, tigger is who's fucked
Are there truly no records of a mortal beating CR?
I just got 21/28 twice in a row on tigger you niggers
>>336655971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmSyvHus1SE
>tfw missed the hayday of this game on /v/
I wish I could turn back time, fuck
>>336648213
>>336655971
There were a couple anons that did back in the day without upgrades because they didn't bother to click everything in the menu.
>>336657154
>tfw was right there with /v/ in the first thread
>mfw getting to Tigger
Still have never beaten him.
Rest well, my /v/. I'm off to get that black cat.
>>336659079
Alright, I'm at Rabbit. All those other bad boys got a nice spanking.
Gave up at Roo
>>336659949
This guy is hard! About to lose my shit here.
>>336661689
Alright, I fucking give up. God, it's a fucking game for children, who the fuck program this? From and Satan?
https://youtu.be/aX9EoCYD7bo?t=50s
JUST MADE IT TO CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
>upgrade babbies
You're not anything.
>>336663251
>>336663251
Your accomplishment is impressive, but now you will witness true despair.
RIP
This ride won't end.
It will never stop repeating.NO WEAKNESS
>>336663251
Congratulations. But know that it is futile to fight against a god comrade. Turn back now before it is too late
I reached Robin once.
I looked into that abyss and it stared back at me.
Never again.
I love this game.
Fug
>got to tiger without upgrades because I didn't notice them
I don't know how to feel.
OP here, I passed out in front of my laptop.
Picking up where I left.
I feel like I'm losing my sanity.
am I the only one has beaten robin?
What does even "Contact" upgrade do?
>>336666547
During the development it was conceived as an insanity meter. After getting high enough "Contact" level the game was supposed to start changing into a lovercraftian horror. However they've ran out of money and the only thing left of the whole idea are some creepy laughs and screams hidden in the game files.
FACE HIM ANON CHALLENGE YOUR FEARS DO WHAT I COULD NOT AND END THE CYCLE!
>>336666373
proof or get fucked
>tigger nigger
How is this fucking fair?
ALL HIS PITCHES ARE INVISIBLE
ALL OF THEM
It can't get worse than this bullshit
This is bullshit
>>336668952
You chose to challenge the all mighty
>ended up making it to the man itself back when threads were made often
>don't remember if I actually beat him
>if I did my proof is long gone
>fighting Tigger or Robin without upgrades
You think this is a game? Suffer from your own hubris.
